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Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, man.

Thank God I'm doing this for my mom.

Hey, honey.

Oh, me.

I feel so important to you right now.

Oh, my God. I just need everything on point.

Oh yeah, very, very serious interview with a very, very exposed dick, I see.

Please, please, please. I just need to focus right now.

Okay.

Do I look good?

You look great.

Good.

Oh shit, here they are.

Wish me luck.

Yes, yes, I'm here. I'm here. Can you see me? I know we're far away, but I

really think it's important to put off professional persona.

Yes, for sure.

If I'm going to speak about the qualities, I think one of my best

I'm very composed.

Exactly, sir.

I'm the definition of professional.

Yes, in propriety.

That's such a funny...

It's such a funny word to me because I would never think to do anything that

would be outside of the rule.

I'm the most upstanding individual that you've ever met.

Oh, no, no. I don't have a headache or anything. I just saw a stray hair right

here. I just wanted to move it out of the way.

Aw, that's so sweet.

Let's see.

Words I would use to describe myself as a leader.

Patience, but not a pushover.

Are you having trouble?

Excuse me.

Other words, other words. Hard.

Firm.

Yes, I'm really big on that kind of thing. Exactly.

Let's see. My ideal work schedule.

I like weekdays and... No, I don't mind

working overtime at all. I actually would really appreciate it.

The stress of the work job.

Um, I don't think you'll have to worry about stress with me.

I'm in a very Comfortable environment and I feel very solid

working from home I'm not sure. Could you ask that

again? Could you say that again? I think you're breaking up.

Yeah, no, I mean like I said before I don't mind extended hours at work and

only me here And this computer, you know, I think I can get

on it whenever I need to be I

Know it is absolutely

So good. It feels so amazing to actually get to work from home for once.

I'm sorry, sir. I can't seem to understand you.

Are you... I think you're breaking up.

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

Any of you over?

I think I lost him. I'm not sure, actually.

Hold on. Hold on. I don't know if he's actually gone now.

Maybe. It's okay. Oh my God.

Babe, babe, hold on. You might come back on.

Babe.

I'm here. Just sit right there. Are you really?

Yeah, yeah. Wait, no, no, no. Don't.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I don't think he's coming back anytime soon. Oh my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

oh oh oh

Oh, just like that. Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

you're right.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

I don't know what happened

I think the extension of my apartment can come in and out all the time.

Oh, no.

I don't think it could be a problem.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm on an exercise wall, actually.

Yeah, I believe it's important to stay in shape in order to save everybody

money. Nobody wants to be out of shape and not up to 100%.

Thank you. I'm very proactive.

I'm taking care of myself and all my needs. I mean, all my body's needs.

Yes, exactly.

Water?

Oh, yeah, no, that's a good idea, I guess. Yeah, having water nearby.

Let's continue.

Let's see, where were we at?

when we've hardly lost connection um yeah exactly

oh um let's see other other things

that are good about me um i'm very active i want to stay on top of things

yeah i'm i'm a go -getter for sure i think that's another big asset that i

I hope you like the movie.

I hope you enjoy it, like me.

Yeah, I can't wait. I hope that you call me back soon.

I hope that I qualify.

It was a pleasure talking to you today, sir.

Yes, thank you.

Finally done?

Oh, yeah.

I'm just getting started.

Oh my

god

right there. Oh my god

Come up here

You're so fucking amazing.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Your little foot did good on her interview.

Yeah, you did great.

Oh, fuck. I think you nailed it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my God. Oh

my God.

Oh, fuck.

I'm sorry.

It just comes off me, but I just did that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Yeah, just like that. Oh my God, she's fucking nuts.

You're looking good.

You're a fucking cop.

Oh, fuck you.

I'm going to stroke your cock.

Fuck. Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Right there.

Oh my god.

Thank you.

I have these shoes off for you.

So pretty.

Such a little troublemaker.

Bake for this fucking cock.

Yeah,

that was on the fucking top.

Can I miss it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I can't anymore.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Why are you clapping?

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Did you hear the whole time?

I've got the job.

I've got the job.

Oh my god, is there Monday?

Oh my god, thank you so, so much.

You won't regret it, I promise.

Yeah, we both will.

I'm gonna go clean up.

Oh, it's great!

What a fucking creep though, hey?