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Aah!
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Huh?
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Aaaaaahhh!
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Aaaahhh!
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Ah!
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Uh...
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Aaaaahhh!
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Aha!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know, the world's
gone crazy ♪
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♪ And it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag,
and I know ♪
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♪ There's only one
place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Keep pushing, Nimrods.
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Almost there.
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So, this is the
Warden's bedroom.
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Holy moly!
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Oh, it's so
postmodern eclectic.
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You been reading too much
"Glory Holes & Gardens."
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Don't start with
me during a robbery!
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Knock it off,
you two fruits!
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According to my
reconnaissance mission,
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the Warden's master key to
the whole prison should be in
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a safe right here.
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Bingo.
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You can thank me later,
Gentlemen,
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perhaps when
we're poolside,
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entertaining
some lady friend.
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Hmm? Hmm?
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All right, Ash,
let's go.
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What?
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Do your thing.
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No, it's a shiv!
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That is a shank!
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The proper name
for this is a shiv!
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- Shank!
- Shiv!
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- Shank!
- Shiv!
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Ooh, a good-natured
disagreement between friends.
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Looks like I better step in and
help resolve their little spat.
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Uh, sir, that's
not the best idea.
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Nonsense, Jared.
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The inmates respect
me as a leader,
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a friend,
and a dispute mediator.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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I couldn't help but overhear
your disagreement, and
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let me say that there's plenty
of room in this prison for
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all homemade and
manufactured weapons.
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Uhh!
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Oh, my goodness.
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It's almost as if they
didn't respect me at all!
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You have all the respect you
need in that bulletproof,
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fireproof,
aryan-proof suit,
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which you're
not wearing again.
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Nope. I will never hide
from my own inmates.
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I... uhh!
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Where the hell
is that suit?
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Give me that
goddamn thing.
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Come on,
enough with the yellow.
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We need the blue flame,
Ash.
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Give me the blue!
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I'm trying!
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What's taking so long?!
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Huh?
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It's the Warden!
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Skedaddle!
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Waaaah!
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What are you doing
in my bedroom?
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I, uh... help!
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Help?
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Oh, you came here to help?
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A toasty fire.
That is helpful.
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Uh... there I was,
thinking respect was missing
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from this institution,
and here you show up
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like some hideously disfigured
little angel to remind me
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that all is not lost.
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Uh, yeah!
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Beautiful, isn't it?
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Except they never get the
crotch right in that painting.
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Oh!
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Aaaaahh!
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Come on!
Get on in there!
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They're not gonna bite you!
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Aaaahh!
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Oops.
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Aaaah!
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Look, Ash, we're sorry
you got left behind
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in the Warden's bedroom.
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But some of us don't know
what sticking together means.
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Aaaahh!
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So, what did he, throw you
a beating or something?
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Uh, he taught me respect.
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Boy, he really did
a number on you.
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God, look at his face!
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And he didn't mention
anything missing?
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Here comes the Warden!
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In an effort to rediscover
what's been missing
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here in Superjail...
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I think he noticed
something missing.
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...we're giving you
all new work assignments.
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You!
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You'll be transferred to
scorpion insemination,
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you'll be on
underwater-elevator testing,
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and, you...
riot mopping!
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Uh, you know, Jared,
we still need someone to
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re-wallpaper my hobby room.
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Sir, you want an inmate
in your hobby room?!
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Um, how about,
uh, that one?
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Send him to my hobby room.
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Balls.
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Perhaps my old pal pappy
should have a crack at it.
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The safe did that to him.
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Imagine what the Warden's
doing to Ash right now!
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Why don't I take the
safe back to my cell and
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I'll get back to you guys?
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No, no, no.
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You're coming with us
to save Ash's burnt ass.
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Let's go.
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I just popped in to
see how you're gluing.
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I'm uh, g-gluing just fine.
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Time for a break!
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And what better way to
appreciate your hard work
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than by taking a step back
and admiring it from afar?
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Let's sail!
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It's beautiful!
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Yes, if you respect Superjail,
it reveals all its beauty.
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Oh, no!
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We're gonna die!
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But that's okay.
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We'll die together.
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Two men who
respect one another.
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Ignite!
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Oh my goodness.
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How did you do that?
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You just put your fingers
together and remember the
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happiest moments
of your life.
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Papa, I want a pony!
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Of course, my boy!
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Why, you can have as
many ponies as you want,
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just as soon as they
finish working their shift
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in the factory.
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Hardest-working
ponies I never met.
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I like ponies, too.
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Really?
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They're my favorite.
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Pretty!
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Come back, beautiful pony!
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Ash, you opened up to me,
and because of that,
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I am proud to call
you my special friend.
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It appears we've come to
save a snitch after all.
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Ash is no snitch.
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The secrets you've shared with
me will bond us forever.
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He's turned stoolie.
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Oh, that bastard!
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You're getting really
"Big Buddy Man" with the Warden.
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We wouldn't want you to tell
your new girlfriend whose
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got the safe.
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I'd never do that.
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I'm not a stoolie!
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Then prove it...
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by burning down the
Warden's bedroom!
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Ash!
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What a pleasant surprise!
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And speaking of which,
I've got a big surprise for you!
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- Ponies!
- Pick the one you want.
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This one!
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That one's mine.
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Let's dream!
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What the...
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Pony?
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Ooh, I want a pony!
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Let's get him!
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Warden!
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Oh, goodness!
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Not my sweet Ash!
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That's for refusing to burn down
the Warden's room to prove
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you're not a stoolie,
you stoolie!
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He's a noble soul!
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I've got to save him!
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The only way you can save him
now is to burn down your room.
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That's it, Jared!
I'll burn down your room!
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My room?
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Yes, as long as
they see smoke,
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this mob's flame
lust will be satisfied.
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But, sir!
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Don't be so selfish,
Jared.
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Besides, it'll be just a small,
controlled blaze.
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Aaaah!
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Remember the happiest
moments of your life.
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Aaaaaahhh!
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Aaaahh!
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Aaaah!
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Aaahh!
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Aaaahhh!
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Goodbye, Jean.
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You will always be
one of the top...
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I don't know...
10, 15 loves of my life.
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Aw!
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You can't be
serious.
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Come on in.
It's safe in this safe.
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Ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Don't just be
standing there.
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Join us in our safety.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Aaaaahhh!
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Aaaahhh!
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Uhh!
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Uhh!
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Aaahh!
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What do we do now?
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Your automatic sprinkler system
is designed to protect this
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room at all costs.
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Quick! My escape pod!
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Oh!
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Jared! We made it!
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Yes, we did.
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Uh, do tell.
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What paradise does this
vehicle take us to, anyway?
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