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Aah!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
Aah! Aah!
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Aaaaaaaaah!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Huh?
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Ohh!
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♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy,
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and it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag, and I know
there's only one place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Aah!
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What the hell?!
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Aaah!
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Nova?!
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Wow! They make people
even smaller than Jared!
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It's a baby, duh.
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Hey, Warden.
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It seems like one of yourinmates knocked up one of mine.
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This precious cargoneeds a daddyo,
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which reminds meof a song I wrote.
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It's about responsibility.
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♪ You got life, brother ♪
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♪ Responsibility ♪
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Waah! Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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We'll teach that "weirdress"
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a thing or two about
responsibility.
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Once we identify your papa,
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you little bundle
of criminal instincts,
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you'll get
the paternal bonding you need
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to overcome your murderous
tendencies
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and achieve
everything you want in life.
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Aah!
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It seems our beautiful bastard's
genetic match has vamoosed!
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Had to get his DNA sample
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from this old spank mag
in his cell. Pig.
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No matter!
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If modern science can
create a baby in a lab,
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then why not a parent?
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I've been waiting all week to
try out our new clone-amajig!
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Nein!
But look at zeez readouts!
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Off-ze-chart tendencies toward
anger, violence, misogyny...
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and only a microscopic quotient
of selfless love!
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It's called "playing God"
for a reason, doctor!
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Let's have some fun!
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Warden, no!
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Mm. Multitudes of similitude.
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I feel we are kindred spirits
with these fellow multi-kind.
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Agreed.
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Socialize we must.
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Commence with the rolling
of the good times.
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Aah!
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Jackknife was
our most unruly inmate,
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and now there are
thousands of him!
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Giving us an even
greater pool of potential papas!
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Oh, boy, is this baby lucky!
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Waah!
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Ooh! Aaaaaaaah!
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Aah! Ohh!
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Sir, I-I'm not sure
the clones will
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sit through your parenting
lectures.
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We can't snuff out
the pick of the litter
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without a little child
rearing 101.
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Shouldn't you have
changed the real baby by now?
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Oh, he'll tell us
when he needs something.
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Babies take care of themselves,
Jared.
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Hope you don't mind
a little chafing.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Eeh!
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Sir, this
is a disaster!
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They're destroying each other
and Superjail!
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It's called natural
selection, Jared...
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survival of the fittest.
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They're instinctively competing
for the honor of fatherhood.
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And to stand in their way is to
deny the will of Papa Nature!
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Aah!
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Ugh!
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These will surely be most
comforting environs
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for our human playmates.
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Brother, is the repository of
finer personal gadgetry
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holding a sale?
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Any chair may become
a massaging chair
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with this portable padding
device!
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Such serenity.
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This device calculates
the precise point
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of the host planet's
daily rotation...
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And suspends the data
in midair.
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These memory-foam slippers
are the softest substance
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in the fourteen phases!
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Doughnuts, at home, any time?
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Aah!
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Blah!
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Ee!
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Uh, yeah, sorry.
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Those are just for show.
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Wait here.
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In all my years at Superjail,
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I've never seen
a mass breakout on this scale!
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Pish-posh!
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This sweet silence clearly means
the clones are off
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contemplating the colossal
opportunity
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of raising their own.
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Aaah!
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Aaaaaah!
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Aaaaah!
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Aaaaah!
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Aah!
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Aah! Ohh! Aah!
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Ohh! Ohhhhh.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Waaaah!
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Aaaah!
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Aah!
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Perhaps our new twin buddies
would like
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a sip of our
"slushie-slug."
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It seems they'd rather
pal around
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with their new
new buddies.
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♪ We got a couple of bad
dudes! ♪
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♪ Release the security orb ♪
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Ooh! Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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This disrupts our right
to party.
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It is no consequence,
brother.
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Us multi-kind are never truly
by our lonesome.
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Wah! Aah!
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You've done it!
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You've conquered the competition
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and claimed this cuddly,
would-be con as your own!
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Da-da!
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