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Aah!
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Waah!
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♪ Oh, life on the outside
ain't what it used to be ♪
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♪ You know,
the world's gone crazy,
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and it ain't safe
on the street ♪
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♪ Oh! ♪
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♪ Well, it's a drag, and I know
there's only one place to go ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm coming home ♪
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Aah!
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This new full-body scan is
a total invasion of my privacy!
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At least we're out
of the cells, huh?
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Aah!
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Aaaaaaaaaah!
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Hope you got enough
in there for everyone!
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Just kidding.
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Huh?
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Jared, why is my line stopped?
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Uh, that inmate seems
to be distracted by a game.
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Spoiling it
for the whole group
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just so he can have
some playtime all by himself?!
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I want this "Solitary Larry's"
little toy
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thrown right
in the furnace!
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Aah!
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Sir, that game has done wonders
for Jimbo's temperament!
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Video games are a great outlet
for aggression!
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Hm, games that indulge
the senses and soothe the soul.
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Perhaps Superjail's entire
populace could reap the benefits
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were I to somehow make
this gaming experience
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one of multiple players.
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We must hide
our band of contra.
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Mmm, but where?
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No one shall find it here.
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Oops.
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Fantastic journey.
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Agreed, brother.
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Greetings, twins.
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- Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Idiots.
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Elder-broodlings!
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Your horns are greater distended
since the last we met.
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Yes. We are awesome.
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We return from another
successful penetration
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of the cerebrosphere.
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In a new vesselfather bought us.
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Fancy.
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We find ourselves
near the lesser-world
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in which you two amble about
in such lame fashion.
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We are not lame!
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In fact... we have conquered
this whole sector
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in the name of father,
The Grand Overlord!
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Yes, and people are saying
we are the cool.
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Very coolest!
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In this sector's local tongue,
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we are known
as "bad-a mo-f-ers."
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Then you will spare no effortin accommodating our visit.
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We shall arrive in threelunar oscillations.
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- Uh...
- Oh.
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My Cyberjail-64 will tap into
our collective subconscious,
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generating
a fantastical game world
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where virtual violence is
as harmless as a handshake!
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And best of all, every one of us
can play it together!
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Hurry, whilst the humans busy
themselves with playthings.
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Our redecorations
must be perfect,
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lest our fib be
exposed!
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The mockery would be unending.
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Get ready, gang!
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Aaaah!
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So boring.
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I'm outta here.
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No, wait!
Give it a chance!
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Huh?
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And the adventure
begins!
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Welcome to Cyberjail!
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Let your savage imaginations
run wild!
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Straighten your headpiece,
brother.
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Tender-broodlings!
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So joyous is our reunion.
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We have been schooled.
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Do not just sit there, mired
in your fungal excretions.
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Escort us through your
respectable palace.
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Ooh, it's our first mob of
make-believe enemy combatants!
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Let's get 'em!
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Hey! Kill-stealer!
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Aw, I totally leveled up
just then!
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I feel freakin' great!
- Aah!
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Wow,
even the pain seems real!
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Is the depiction of such
graphic bloodshed necessary?
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A little virtual
violence never hurt anyone!
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Hmm, dare I say you whelps
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have actually made
something of yourselves.
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We, too, could use
a sanctuary of respite.
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Yours will do fine.
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- No!
- This is ours!
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It is one thing
you may not have!
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To rebuke one's elder-brood!
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Why, that sounds like a...
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challenge.
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Winners take the domain
of the losers.
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- Oh.
- Uh.
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But, brood wars are
officiated by...
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- We request...
- The presence of...
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- Ozzal!
- Father!
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Look at me!
Whoo!
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Way to go, buddy buddies!
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Wow, they're actually workin'
together
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to do something
besides kill each other.
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And there's still more
cooperative chaos to come!
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The final stage
can't be far off.
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Father.
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Ah, my favored hatchlings.
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Has your new conquest vessel
pleased you?
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- We are pleased, father.
- Pleased.
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And you two?
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- Um...
- Uh...
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Behold our prized conquests,
the arthropiacs.
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The opposing brood will now
produce its warriors.
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We have no subjects to fight
on our behalf!
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We are boned!
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Yeah!
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At last, the final
stage!
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Are we ready, guys?
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Rainbow-python
combo-attack, go!
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Their confusion is
our solution.
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Aah!
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Oh! Whoa! Sweet power up.
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Brothers, it is time to
uphold the family motto.
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"Cheat!"
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Cheating, eh?
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Now this takes me
back!
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I cannot remember
of the last time
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we all cheated together.
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You evil game boss,
you!
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Ugh.
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Come on!
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Whoever gets high score is off
work duty for a week!
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Does he taste angry?
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Your victory is invalid,
hornless ones!
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You've incapacitated
the officiator!
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I have not had such fun in
10,000 metacycles!
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So honored am I
that my prodigal sons
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include me
in their merriment.
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- What?!
- You've therefore won my domain...
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and are now overlords of
our home world!
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Overlords?!
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But father, we are your
favored hatchlings!
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Yet you are too timid to
bisect your own patriarch!
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Now come, you two!
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An eternity of glorious
administrative servitude awaits!
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- Work?
- Real work?
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Like work, work?!
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Huh, most of your
ideas are dumb,
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but this one turned out
kinda cool.
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Once in a rare while Alice,
everybody wins.
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Oh!
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Let the sadness commence.
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We staked our domain
on a mere playground.
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Our shame is thusly compounded.
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Study hard, boys.
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Overlording
requires discipline!
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... such matters of interphasicsectorial arbitration
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are adjudicatedby means...
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Lame.
Not fun.
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I want this to stop now.
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This thing, I do not like.
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Kill me.
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Please make it end.
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