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St. Morant Hospital

looks peaceful on the outside

But it has its share of problems

The number of people in the morgue

equals the number of people in the wards

Why?

Because of these interns

from the Commonwealth

Paul Law, a Chinese born in India

A graduate from the Gandhi University

He told 4 patients who had

their tonsils removed to eat curry

Faulkland used to be a tea boy on the battlefield

He has left 6 pairs of contact lens

inside the patients

Patients have complained about

seeing their intestines in their dreams

Duo Zhi Wen's father is a butcher

He wants to take over the business

So he majored in anthropotomy

Li Yu Yun is indecisive

On several occasions

He was so nervous during surgery

that he tore off the patient's appendix

His twin brother Li Guo Yun

is extremely famous

He used to drive a taxi

He was so engrossed in anthropotomy

that he tried it out on his passengers

He was subsequently convicted

He studied hard in prison

And became proficient in surgical procedures

After he was released

He'd replace his brother when he has the itch

The head resident, Dr. Chen

graduated from Bangladesh College

Without the patient's permission

He performed a needle-prick anesthetic surgery

but failed miserably

And caused great pain to the patient

Because of these incidents

The Department of Health

has decided to take action

According to the complaints

against your hospital

Your quality of care and facilities

are not up to standard

I'd like to hear your explanation

It is my responsibility

Because I am ill

Diabetes and hemorrhoids

Considering this

I did not get involved with hospital affairs

I wish to get well first

Who will be in charge?

Regarding this matter

An experienced head nurse

will be in charge of reforms

And getting new blood

Miss Linda Kuk

Yes!

I know this hospital well

I have confidence I'll whip it in shape

But some doctors are particularly problematic

Miss Kuk, I believe doctors' quality

does not fall within your responsibility

Yes!

This is a different situation

If you do your job well

I will not interfere, or else...

Alright!

Start your reforms

But within this time frame

periodic inspections will be carried out

If there are no improvements

The department will reluctantly but surely

take over this hospital

The priority

is to recruit new nurses

Renovation works both inside and out!

Good, let's get moving!

I wish to speak with you!

Please wait!

Yes!

Help!

Change!

No. 19, Eric Tsang

Venereal disease?

Yes!

Excuse me!

Pardon me

Where is the recruitment room for nurses?

I don't know

No? I'll ask someone else!

Wait here!

Excuse me!

Where is the recruitment room?

Yes!

For student nurses?

Good!

Where is it?

Yes!

What did you tell him? He's deaf!

Sorry!

Do you know...

nurses have to take care of patients?

I do

I have the experience

I have 24 brothers and sisters

Why don't you stay home and look after them?

There's not enough room!

I can stay in the dormitory, right?

Why do you want to be a nurse?

Because I'm a caring person

Can you prove it?

Next! Your name?

Chastity Ji

What?

Chastity Ji

What happens if a patient won't take his medication?

I'll sing to him

Twinkle twinkle little star...

I forgot

She's pretty!

But too fat!

Stop this nonsense! Look!

Xiao Min

What are you doing here?

I...I'm applying to be a nurse!

What? Have you no shame?

Every time I see you

I have no shame!

Can't stand you!

Did he touch you?

No!

Yes!

Are you hurt?

That's good!

I'm Dr. Duo

I'm Li Yu Yun

Faulkland

Paul Law

He's our AIDS patient

His immunity is messed up

He needs daily shots

We know each other

You still need shots

But I'm not sick!

No?

Don't deny it!

What are you doing?

What's going on?

They said I have AIDS

Oh no, we just had initial doubts

Then I don't have it!

You've recovered

These interns!

Write a word!

Not bad! Why this word?

At every interview

People tell me I have no shame

I had a lot of practice

You're utterly useless

But I'll hire you. You know why?

Because I'm a woman

So am I

What are you doing?

I thought it was some kind of code

You're absolutely not qualified

But because you're a man

And I need a man badly

I'm a man

I need a man

because of the interns

They're despicable, shameless and vile

Always harassing the nurses

I need you to keep an eye on them

And report back to me

I will

To facilitate your work

You'll stay at the nurses' quarters

Great!

Lucky me!

What were you thinking?

Lin Jia Yi

Thanks

Wang Jing Ling

Thanks

Fang Xiao Min

Is my belt straight?

Move it this way

What about my hat?

Madam!

Not bad!

As medical personnel

It's your duty to look after the sick and wounded

Defy all dangers and difficulties! Understand?

What are you doing?

As a nurse I'm looking after the sick and wounded

What are you wearing?

A nurse's uniform

Report to the housemaster

You! Stay!

You are assigned to dormitory 4, too?

Yes!

Me too! Fang Xiao Min!

Here's the elevator!

Wait...

Thanks

Wait...get in!

It's a corpse!

His feet are moving!

He's not completely dead

His nerves are still alive!

It's ghastly!

Not quite!

Some corpses jump around

Those are vampires!

Yes!

Last time in dormitory 4...

Do you live there?

Yes! What about it?

Nothing...

The seeds are sown

Proceed according to plan

Apply the usual tricks

Right!

Fix the four-eyes

I'm scared!

Can I sleep with you tonight?

Can I?

No! I toss around a lot

I'll kick you out of bed!

Please

When those interns mentioned the dorm

They sounded funny, do you think...

Say no more!

Let's go to bed!

Look!

What is it?

A diary

I dragged myself back to the dorm

I'll never forget what I saw

Shu Fen was lying in bed

Her uniform ripped open

A knife stabbed in her chest

The bed sheets were soaked in blood

Words were written in blood on the mirror

I died a horrible death!

I knew she'd be back!

She'll be back as a ghost!

Wake up! Get some water!

Wake up, Chastity!

What is it?

What is it?

Help!

What?

A big head...

What head?

Nothing

Why are you so scared?

Xiao Min

You're destined to be here

I'm looking for Fang Xiao Min

Follow me

Wait!

I'm looking for the nurses' quarters

This is the morgue!

No! This is the mortuary!

Why are we here?

Open up!

You'll stay here

The dorm is full

You'll stay in the mortuary for now

Use an extra blanket, it's cold in the winter

Summer is nice and cool

No air conditioning

Don't wander around, it's dangerous

Press this button

Press this button in need

Are you blind?

I'm supposed to live in the dorm

You took me to the mortuary

You played Frankenstein to scare me

I'm so damned scared!

You won't let me press the button

I want to press, so what?

So what?

I want to press...

Dr. Li

No, I'm his brother

Where is he?

Over there!

We have a good start

Don't blow it!

Who's responsible for the rope?

Same as usual

Right...look!

Paper!

What?

Nothing!

Paper

Stones!

What?

Pay up!

Why?

Did you fix the four-eyes?

Yes!

Quit the act! Get up!

Don't be afraid!

What shall we do?

Ghost!

We're ghostbusters!

Yes!

Where is it?

Over there!

Let me see!

A lot of them!

Not here!

Panties!

Not here either!

Oh so you're a fan of singer Alan Tam?

Don't touch that!

What's the big deal?

The light is on!

What about it?

There's a ghost!

I found one!

Here it is!

Powerful one too!

This place is haunted!

Let's get out of here!

Let's go!

Wait!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Hurry!

Straight ahead! Hurry!

Okay!

Where are we?

In the mortuary!

Look!

They're coming!

Coming this way!

Yes! Just hold me tight!

Tighter! They're coming!

Yes, hold me tighter!

Yes, that's it!

It's a trick!

Shame on you!

We're busted!

Open up! Hurry!

Open up!

Open up!

Move!

Open up!

Open the door!

I thought we'd get to know each other better

It was just a joke!

If you don't like it

We won't bother you again!

It's no big deal!

What?

I'm having my operation at 1 o'clock

What happens now?

You promised to do a good job

In exchange for dressing up like this

I've cleaned out my system

And taken the anesthesia

My legs are shaking, what now?

Either you go into surgery

Or you go into the morgue

Help!

Who is it?

Help!

Open the door!

I've been cut up! Help!

What's with you?

I've been cut up!

An appendix!

It's mine

Removing it is good for you

But I already had mine out!

What's going on?

It's time for surgery!

Hurry! It's time!

It hurts!

Walk slowly! Be careful!

What are you doing?

I haven't eaten in days

You won't let me!

Lie down! You're not allowed to eat!

I'm hungry!

All patients are like that

During your training

You must understand the patient

Let's go to the next ward!

Morning, Dr. Chen

What's wrong?

What is it?

Nothing!

Nothing is good!

Nothing!

Am I better today?

She had her appendix removed

Her wound is inflamed!

Help her clean the wound!

Next patient!

Darling!

Good morning, Doctor

How are you?

What does she have?

Herpes!

Give her a check up!

Herpes?

Why is she crying?

She had twins

but one of them died

Send her to my office

I'll talk to her

Continue your rounds!

Yes!

Hi!

Bored?

Let's take a walk in the garden

It's not very convenient!

Of course it is

I'll keep you company!

Slowly!

Here's your report!

Don't cry! You had breast cancer

Luckily it's diagnosed early

With the mastectomy

you'll be alright!

How can I face people?

Do you show it to people?

Don't be sad, take it easy!

What's with her?

She's unhappy. Dr. Chen wants to talk to her

I'm unhappy too

I want to talk to him

Doctor!

Have a seat!

I know how you feel

They came in pairs

Now only one is left

It's already a fact

You should do your best

to take care of the other one

He's still small. He needs tender loving care

It's not that small!

Give him ginseng

Raise him properly

So he'll be cute and adorable

But don't spoil him

You must spank him if he's naughty

What?

Yes!

If you want him strong and healthy

Bathe him in cold water

Let him get some sun

Appearance is not everything

I'm worried about my marriage

Is your husband...

I'm not married

Having just one is inconvenient...

You don't want the other?

What?

You can send him to an orphanage

Orphanage?

Give him up for adoption

He can manage without you

Are you crazy?

Don't be upset!

Can I see him?

See my ass! I had breast cancer!

Hello

Honey, I'm leaving!

Consider yourself dumped!

I'm heading for the airport

I have decided

We're not compatible, in bed and otherwise

Really

I faked my orgasm

Now I've found my dream man

He's so much better! Take care

Bye!

My wife left me...

Breast cancer...she left me...

Dr. Chen

The patient is waiting

Send her in! Tell her to hop in

Hop, hop, hop...

Morning, Madam

In the next 14 weeks

Assemble here every morning

and start your training

Within this period

You will practice in the wards

God speed!

Follow me!

The biggest hurdle for student nurses

is they blush when they see a naked man

They feel faint and feverish

Their hands are shaky

They go limp and their hearts beat rapidly

In order to reduce

this aversion towards a male patient

I have arranged for a special course

to prepare all of you

This is a man!

You are trainees

So you should be trained

Take turns to look!

You! Line up!

Next!

You! You!

Next!

Stand closer!

Look! Don't be afraid!

Get closer!

Where are you staring?

Sorry, I'm late!

Come up front!

What is this, Xiao Min?

Thyroid gland

And this? Shan Shan!

Liver!

And this? Jia Jia!

The dick!

The key to artificial respiration is breathing

Let me show you...exhale

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale

Inhale, exhale...

Keep at it until the patient is awake

Exhale, inhale...

Don't mind them, they're scum!

Better than a male nurse like you!

At least they're interns!

Dan!

Come here!

Your turn!

Exhale, inhale...

Keep going!

What are you doing?

You like this dummy?

Fine, you'll be the dummy!

Not so tight!

This is how you dress a wound!

It has to be tight!

Or it'll come undone

Not so tight, I have an upset stomach!

Don't move!

Madam!

What is it?

Someone from the Department of Health is here!

Carry on!

Yes!

Please let me go!

Hurry!

Let me go...

You've seen the hospital

I'm sure you'll notice the changes

in terms of formality

as well as improving the artistic ambiance

to make the patients feel at home

Compared to 3 months ago

we've made great progress

The quality and quantity of the doctors are crucial

because they affect the patients

What is this?

A sculpture

Sculpture?

A masterpiece by an Italian artist

It's called the Happy Mummy

Don't be like this! It stinks!

Be discreet when you have digestive problems!

This is not very nice!

Goodbye!

Get back in bed!

Where's the chart?

Any discomfort?

Not sure!

From head to toe!

Mr. Chen?

Yes!

Don't move, stick out your butt

We need to check your anus

Not bad! Quite stylish!

Wait till you see us!

You're performing too?

Of course!

Surprised?

We won't embarrass ourselves!

You're up next!

Get ready back stage!

Yes!

We're crude compared to them!

Do we have to do it?

Don't worry! Make the best of it!

We'll be the laughing stock!

Will we embarrass ourselves?

Go change!

Thanks!

We'd like to thank DDT Hospital's interns

for performing at our

Student Nurses' Welcoming Party

Up next, our own interns

will perform modern dance

London bridge is falling down

Falling down...

London bridge is falling down

My fair lady

London bridge is falling down

My fair lady

London bridge is falling down

My fair lady

This is Johnny, David

Michael and Peter

Welcome!

I'm Dan!

How are you?

Are you free tomorrow night?

We'd like to invite you to dinner!

Thanks

But we already have a date!

Some other time!

Excuse me!

What?

Our modern dance

was it really awful?

Where are you going tomorrow night?

Why don't you

have dinner with me and those handsome men?

That's none of your business!

None of your business!

That's right!

Move, four-eyes!

Go!

Fine!

Here come the lechers!

Ready!

Peter? It's Dan!

They went for barbeque!

1, 2...

If you miss the train I'm on

You will know that I am gone

You can hear the whistle blow, 500 miles

It's so out-dated

Stop singing!

Stop singing?

Let's dance!

What kind of dance?

Folk dance!

Yes!

Hi!

It's Peter!

A-class treatment?

Help yourself, let's eat!

Let's eat!

Shall I do this for you?

Hello

You'll get cancer if you eat the burnt part

Let's go over there!

Shall we?

Ours is better!

It's just turkey!

7-Up turkey is better!

Let's go over there!

It's rude if we don't!

Go ahead! Don't come back!

Let's go!

Help yourself!

Sit over here!

Eat yourself tonight!

What did he say?

He said "eat yourself tonight"

They only have turkey, so what?

They have beer

They have a car

They have money

We have nothing

Nothing!

What do you have!

Character!

Let's arm wrestle!

Wait!

Come on!

Ready...

Look!

Yes!

Not quite!

Come on!

Anything else?

It's no big deal!

Burn the hair on your legs!

We've lost, let's go!

That's it?

Go ahead and stuff your face!

Why aren't they back yet?

Whores!

Don't say that!

Not my four-eyes darling!

Well?

Yours is no exception

They're whores!

They're all whores!

Yes!

We might as well be lechers!

No way!

You're crazy!

Here they come! Run!

No need to feel inferior!

But we are!

Thanks for the ride!

Bye!

What?

Can't believe you're so crude!

We shouldn't sing that song

He suggested it!

What?

No doubt those guys are good looking

But there's no need to feel bad

Why not?

I don't feel inferior!

Tall is nothing! Can he be short like me?

That's no reason to show off!

Go away! Don't follow us!

Showing off is better than whoring...

What?

Say that again!

You better think twice!

Horses!

You were on standby but you snuck out!

You have no self-respect and no shame

You went out with those despicable doctors

Get in!

You'll have no leave and do double shifts

Madam!

Sorry, Madam!

We were worried that they'll be seduced

For their protection

we came in late

You've done the right thing!

I won't blame you!

You have no idea how many innocent nurses

are seduced by people like them!

These doctors from the Commonwealth

Compared to the stylish, brilliant...

handsome and strong local doctors

You should commit suicide or be put to sleep

Just drop dead!

Don't cry!

I'll change your duty roster

Be prepared for the worst!

Return to your quarters now!

Thanks!

Yes, Madam

We used to be married

Now you've turned against me

We used to be married

Now you've turned against me

Breast cancer...

What are you looking at?

Those interns of yours

They kept the nurses out till late

That's too much!

Breast cancer!

Breast cancer!

Volcanic lava!

The witch is entering her room

Done!

What about Duo Zhi Wen?

No problem!

And you?

Where do I plug this in?

Down there!

Why did he kiss me?

Because I'm beautiful!

All these years

Why haven't I realized that?

No bad breath

No body odor

She's in focus...

I have a nice figure

St. Morant Hospital

Look!

Hurry!

What is it?

What?

Great!

Come quick!

Tits and ass!

I'm really not bad!

She's stripping!

He's after me!

I don't have breast cancer

He's after me !

Oh boy, she just kept on stripping...

Get in line...

This is your first day in the ward

Did you go to bed early?

Did you watch TV last night?

Report to duty! Go on!

Last night...

I didn't watch TV

I didn't see anything!

You're dead!

Morning!

Morning!

You're having surgery today!

Don't be nervous!

No surgery!

Don't be afraid!

What was that?

Anesthetic shot!

After removing a kidney

People can still lead a happy life

Find the vein

Over a little...that's right

Not here...do it again!

Move over a little more...

Almost... more...not here!

Open your mouth!

I'm giving you a shot

It won't hurt

I'll sing to you

It doesn't hurt anymore!

Do you have a fever?

Your temperature is very low!

Of course, he's dead!

Move it!

Almost! Do it!

Not here! Do it again!

Go on!

Must I have the shot?

Of course! Do it again!

Inject!

Temperature!

Inject!

Temperature!

Inject!

Temperature!

He doesn't like shots

You were great! Give me the shots!

Give it to him!

Give me the shots and take my temperature

Come on!

Who's playing with fire?

Time for your shot!

You're despicable!

Go...

Are you free tonight?

I'm busy!

What is it?

I'm helping my friend check in

He's rather famous

For this operation

He'd like to keep it quiet!

We have booked a room

What kind of operation?

I don't know!

Show me the form!

Circumcision is no big deal!

Checking in?

Yes!

Follow me!

Miss

Can we take a quiet path?

Come this way!

Come on!

Come!

But this is crowded!

It's pretty quiet, only a bit crowded

It's still quiet I'd say! Come on

Come on

Take your medication!

I saw it with my eyes!

Really!

Of course!

Let me tell you!

Alan came for circumcision!

I want his autograph!

Stay back!

May I have your autograph?

Make way...

Make way...

Sorry! Make way...

What is it?

Circumcision!

What? At your age?

Isn't that a bit late?

Better late than never!

What's going on?

Can you please go out?

We're leaving, take care!

Wishing you full speed ahead!

It's Ken, not Alan!

Mr. Tam

I love your songs

Please drop your pants!

This is pre-op procedure

Go away! I'm not having the surgery!

I'm not Alan!

What's with him?

Everything!

Something wrong with the kidney?

It has been removed!

Liver?

Gone as well!

Are the lungs gone too?

No!

Remove it tomorrow!

Look, doctor!

There's a fly in his mouth

Big fly! Dead!

What's the matter?

Feel free to tell us!

I'd like to speak with you alone!

We're Commonwealth doctors

You can tell us!

I'm getting married!

Congratulations!

But...

You have venereal disease?

No! Not that!

My fiance is very conservative

But I like to ride the bicycle

Your fiance is conservative

So you like to ride the bike!

No, it's not the same!

There was a hole...it broke!

It's gone!

That's no big deal!

Move your hair!

1,2,3,4,5,6,7

7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Can you hear me?

Loud and clear!

Your ear drum is fine. I'll fix you up!

Get ready for surgery!

Don't worry!

Mr. Zhu

Please sign here

Yes!

Thanks!

Let's go!

I've booked the banquet

We'll go to Europe for our honeymoon!

I said Europe for our honeymoon

What do you think?

Good!

Are you hungry?

Are you hungry?

No!

You haven't eaten all day!

How can he do that?

Will it get wet?

It's probably water resistant

How can she listen the Walkman?

That's right!

This hospital is dirty

And has an awful smell

Why book this one?

Never mind, let's check in!

Are you blind? You bumped into me!

Sorry! I didn't mean it!

Look!

These nurses!

Go away, moron!

Where did they find them?

Don't mind that fool!

I'll avenge you

It hurts!

Push!

Don't worry, it's coming!

No! Push again!

She's in pain, will she be alright?

With today's advanced technology

She'll be fine

In the past

Women worked in the fields

When they needed to give birth

It was done in no time

When the baby was born

He can pick up the sickle

And help with field work

Again!

You used the wrong force!

Never mind! I have a plan

Baby...come on...

Here he comes!

It's a boy!

Is it done?

Boy or girl?

Let's go find out!

What is it?

I gave birth to a mango!

A mango!

It is not our wish either

But you have multiple problems

That's right!

You have made improvements in management

But these doctors have gone too far!

Gone too far?

They were cheerleaders!

Was there an eardrum transplant?

That's strictly personal!

That's none of his business

The Director will be here tomorrow

And watch you operate

So as to assess your ability

You're in big trouble!

Not for the hospital!

I have arranged for their replacements

It's like taking an exam!

Yes!

Are you worried?

No! Nothing to worry about!

I don't believe you!

You can listen to my heart!

No!

What is it?

You know

I itch to cut open someone

No!

I sent you to medical school

You must let me do this!

You think I'm no good?

It's dangerous!

You want me to drive a taxi again?

No!

It's your turn to operate tomorrow

No, I'm being watched

Then I'll just cut up anyone

Let me think about this!

Go ahead!

Don't use tissue paper!

What is it?

I dropped my contact lens

I must find it

Forget it! They're watching us!

Clamp!

Clamp!

Clamp!

My wife has eloped! She has breast cancer

My wife has eloped!

Dr. Chen

Take him out!

What shall we do now?

Let's do it ourselves!

What?

Calm down!

He's dead! His heart has stopped!

You unplugged the machine!

We have a heart beat!

Shut up!

Adjust the artificial lung

Blood circulation temperature at 32 celcius

Pump at 400cc per minute

Oxygen supply 6 liters per minute

Increase the anti-blood clot fluid

Done! Stitch him up!

Yes, doctor!

They're not that bad!

Even the intern is brilliant

I don't understand the complaints!

Strange!

Are you alright?

I'm fine!

Ever since I was hit on the head

I've been muddle-headed

I don't know what I'm doing

I was half way through the surgery

What happened?

Thanks to him!

I heard this year's annual ball

will be co-organized with DDT Hospital

I hope we can wear what we want

I beg you not to perform

that boring dance

We'll think of something better

Something entertaining and artistic

We'll show them

For sure!

Several mental patients

will be here for treatment

I'm putting you in charge

You'll be transferred to the mental hospital

for 3 months

to observe their progress

You will be very busy!

You can forget the annual ball!

Come upstairs with me

for a meeting with the DDT doctors

to discuss the logistics of the ball

They're waiting

Let's go!

That's enough!

Proceed according to plan

We're working with DDT Hospital

to organize the annual ball

Let's go through the details

And try to make it a success

Yes!

Tea!

Tea!

You're so clumsy!

Get out!

You're all wet

Go change!

Sorry to keep you waiting

Don't worry!

Have some tea!

It's hot in here!

Yes!

You think so?

A bit...

In such a short time

Miss Kuk has turned the hospital around

Yes!

Where is she now?

In a meeting with the doctors

Follow me!

Yes...

What's going on?

You!

No!

You!

You're all well educated

Where is your sense of responsibility?

Your civil duty?

Do you know what that is?

Civil duty?

A decent woman

like a blank sheet of paper

has been ruined

How could you?

I'm not trying to place the blame

I need to know who's responsible

Who was it?

Here comes the erotic nurse!

You're so romantic!

Even you're capable of this sort of thing

this hospital is doomed

I don't wish to explain or point the finger

I shall be held responsible

And will not implicate the hospital

Madam

This morning a lung cancer patient

had part of the lung removed

Now the lung is gone!

Let's not talk about that

Let's go to the cafeteria

Good! Pour it in!

Pour!

Though we're still far from perfect

At least the cafeteria is clean

This pig liver soup is quite good

What is this?

What happened?

Did you see that?

What was that?

The missing lung!

You did this?

How can you do this?

Madam!

Madam!

Are you alright?

What happened to her?

What happened?

I don't know

Open up! I need to speak with you!

Please don't kill yourself!

Shut up!

As long as it tastes good

Who cares what kind of lung it is!

Shark's fin can replace vermicelli

What?

What did you say?

Go away! Leave me alone!

You're leaving?

The lung was the last straw!

The hospital is certified!

Forget it, you already ate it!

I didn't!

Even crazy people are not that despicable!

You and your interns!

I was muddle-headed a while ago

But since I felt something towards you

I'm cured

What can you do?

Anything!

But you're old and ugly!

You said you're cured?

You left something!

What?

This!

Get in!

Can't believe we're sent to a mental hospital

to keep them company

Get in!

This...

Help!

Take it easy!

Be hopeful and don't hold a grudge

Be happy

Be cheerful

This is...

What is it?

Madam!

I appreciate this

When I came here 6 months ago

This place was a mess

And took in a bunch of rascals

I don't know if I was lucky or out of luck

I had Director Gao's support

And the Director of Health's trust

I enforced certain reforms

But did not achieve the intended results

There was more misunderstanding than appreciation

And I lost even more

You gain some, you lose some

Just kidding!

I'll apologize

Please don't go!

They already apologized

I'm leaving with you!

The reason I'm leaving

is strictly personal

After I'm gone

I hope you will apply yourself

And make something of your career

Don't make people look down on you!

Bye!

You should give me a chance

I've given you plenty!

Attention...

There's a major accident near the hospital

All medical personnel report to the scene at once

What shall we do?

We can't do it without you!

Right!

Sorry, I have resigned!

Madam!

Have you forgotten the motto?

Tell her!

Help the sick and wounded

It's your moral obligation

Defy all dangers and difficulties

I lead the way

Punish the evil doers

Madam...

What now?

That's right

Don't just stand there!

What have I taught you?

Get going!

Stop waiting around!

Yes!

Madam!

Hurry and get in!

Get going!

Drive!

Hurry!

Wait for me!

What's taking so long?

I can't stand up!

A car fell down there

Multiple casualties! What can we do?

This is serious!

A car fell down the slope

Can you handle it?

Not sure!

Then get out of the way!

This is no time to back out!

Alright!

Go!

Get down there!

Hurry!

Don't be scared!

Move him into the car!

What's taking so long?

It's here. Get off the car

Here?

Where's the other one?

Don't be afraid!

Come back!

Gotcha!

What happened?

He's crazy!

Stop kicking!

Ah Dan!

What is it?

Help!

What happened?

He's crazy!

Stay back!

Help!

Hold this!

Be careful!

Help!

Who is it? Where are you?

Down here!

Where are you?

Help me! Please!

Help me!

You'll be alright after the shot

Yes! Thanks!

He's a junkie! Help the others!

Junkie?

Hurry!

Don't be afraid!

I'll sing to you

It's a small world...

Let's go!

Hurry!

Send this one to ER

Hurry!

See if there are others

Please wait here!

Hurry!

Check outside!

Hurry! Move it!

The wards are full

What should we do?

Put extra beds in the hallway

Take care of it!

Where is it?

Tell Yu Yun to prepare for surgery!

Yes!

Go downstairs! It's a mess!

Hurry! Move!

Hurry!

Move!

Save as many as you can! Let's go!

He seems a bit strange!

I don't think so

Next!

This is great! Hurry!

Next! Hurry!

We're out of blood, Madam!

No blood

What?

No more blood!

Calm down and talk slowly!

Our blood bank is out of blood

Ask for volunteer donors

Call the blood bank for more

They won't send us any blood

Look at our spirit

How can they refuse?

Talk to them again and find some donors

Raise your hand if you want to donate blood

Me!

Me!

Me!

Whose is it?

Any volunteers?

Nurse!

Raise your hand!

Any volunteers?

Nurse!

You're so kind!

No, I...

Don't worry!

Be careful!

How's it going?

Everyone's working hard

Thanks

Dr. Chen...

Dr. Chen...

The crazy man is out of control

We've knocked him unconscious

Don't worry!

Tell Yu Yun to fix him up!

Call me if you need me!

I still have blood left?

Are you sure?

Sure! The color is lighter though

But...

This is too much! How can this happen?

I agree but we're in need of hospitals

Unless we have no choice...

You call that a hospital?

Come on...

Hurry

This way...

Excuse me!

Your hand is bleeding!

Don't mind me!

Why do you think this is not a hospital?

No. 38

I'm a surgeon too, let me operate!

Let me operate! Don't be afraid

Let me operate!

Help!

Dr. Chen

The crazy man is holding Madam hostage!

Don't come over!

I'll kill her!

Dr. Chen

Don't mind me! Go help the others!

He's a rapist

That's why he's sent to the mental hospital

Don't mind me!

Go away!

Madam!

Are you alright?

Madam!

Move!

Let her go, rape me!

Are you crazy?

Rape him!

Me? What about him?

Alright! Come on!

Shut up!

Tough guy!

I have something to show you

Want to see?

Yes!

Crush him!

Great!

Tie him up!

Get back to work!

Yes, Madam!

Tie him up!

You're great, Madam!

Was I heroic enough the other day?

Sure!

That guy whose ribs you broke

He's my cousin

Cousin?

Yes!

I'm handing her over to you

Be nice to her

She doesn't know how to kiss

Really?

I can't teach her

You'll have to work on it

What are you talking about?

Your kissing technique

I didn't!

I'll kill you!

During last week's serious traffic accident

All the staff of St. Morant Hospital

tried their level best

to minimize the casualties

What is it?

Your left eye is shortsighted?

Yes!

Your right eye is twice as bad?

Yes!

Your lens are from Xiao Chang optical shop?

Yes!

You left them inside my sister!

Really?

You want them back?

No!

Come back!

St. Morant Hospital is cited

for their exceptional performance

On behalf of the Department of Health

I'm giving out the highest honorary award

Dr. Li, please come forward

I must thank my brother

Or else we'd be in great trouble!

The next award

goes to an outstanding citizen

to commend his generosity

He has donated 38 organs

And up to 5 litres of blood

I still have one eye

I'll donate my cornea tomorrow

Dr. Chen, please

Thank you

Thank you very much!

Last year a lot happened at our hospital

Things we'll never forget

We must acknowledge someone

who has made great contributions

Including her most precious...

...virginity

No, her vitality!

Miss Linda Kuk

Thank you

The parade of cars moving ahead

Exuding youthful vigor in the wind

The parade of cars moving ahead

Charging through barriers

Joking with you

Happy together

Everything is destined

Happy together

Everything according to my wish

Happy together

Everything has its rule

Happy together

We'll find out

Marching ahead

Leaving footsteps on the path

Gazing at the sky

Like a novel

If we don't meet

Happy together

Don't be irritable

Happy together