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I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.

Where are you going?

Out.

Mom put me in charge.

But you can't go anywhere.

Well, Mom's not here, so I can do whatever I want.

I can call her.

You're always like this.

Like, you literally can't do anything around here.

It's not my fault that you can't get laid.

He's right.

It's been a while since I slept with anyone.

My mom had me at such a young age.

After getting pregnant from a one -night stand.

So when I started dating, she worried that I might get knocked up.

Which I've secretly wanted to.

I thought I was going to be the one having kids first. But at this rate, my

stupid stepbrother is going to fuck it up.

I'm the eldest. I should be the first to have a baby.

I see only one solution here.

If he's going to knock someone up, it should be me.

Oh my god.

Hey, where'd you get those? Those are mine.

You want them so bad?

Come look.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh,

yeah, no, I'm still here.

Men are such easy creatures.

You attack their fragile eagles and they'll do anything to prove you wrong.

Now there's only one thing left.

Making him come inside of me.

I feel really bad.

I'm sorry I've been so strict lately.

I want to make it up to you.

Why don't we watch a movie?

It's fine.

I get it.

Yeah, you want to watch a movie? We can watch a movie.

Okay. Um, I was thinking something like Knocked Up or Juno.

Okay. I've never heard of those before, but I mean, we could certainly give it a

shot.

Okay.

That's not the remote, sis.

Well... You know, I've been thinking.

Do you ever think about being a parent?

Uh... I mean... Yeah, I could be a parent.

I could have a kid.

I could, too.

Hey. You know, it's actually really hard.

Like, your penis has to be the right size to impregnate a woman.

Oh, okay.

That's weird, but thanks for the tip.

I wonder if yours is the right size.

Mine's definitely the right size.

Prove it to me, then.

Let me see it.

Why are you being so weird?

I don't need to prove it to you right now.

Oh, come on. Is it because you're not hard so it'll look little?

No.

Don't worry. My brother can help you with that.

See? Now there's no reason not to show them.

Okay.

If you're ready to see it.

Wow.

You sure have grown.

You have to be careful.

You have... You're so young, and... You have a

really beautiful cock.

You can... Get someone pregnant.

I... I know how to use it. It's fine.

It's not gonna happen.

Just thinking about you...

Coming in someone.

I mean, I think about that all the time.

I wonder... I

wonder

if you can get me pregnant.

What? Don't be silly.

That's weird.

Really, is it that?

when you do that.

your sister sucks your cock yeah it's really fucking good

Fuck. I bet you're the kind of guy

that comes really easily if you fuck raw.

No, I'm not.

I can totally control it.

God,

you really don't think I could do that?

Why not?

Fuck it.

all fucking wits.

for posting this.

Let's just put this bag in here.

Oh.

Susan.

Oh bro, you really can fuck a lady.

Ready for movie night?

I betcha.

I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.