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Now, can anyone tell me
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why Melville shifts
the narrative voice
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from Ishmael to Ahab?
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Sheldon.
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I have a tummy ache.
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I'd like to see the nurse.
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A "tummy ache"?
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Yes, Derek,
I have a tummy and it aches.
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Ergo, tummy ache.
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- Ergo?
- It's Latin, Derek.
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Go to the nurse.
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And to answer your question,
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the shifting point of view
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grants the reader
a broader perspective
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of events than typically allowed
by first-person narration.
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Where were we?
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And "ergo" is Latin for "hence,"
Derek.
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♪♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪♪
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♪♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪♪
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♪♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man ♪♪
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♪♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪♪
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Hello, Nora.
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Hey, there's
my favorite patient!
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- What hurts today?
- Tummy troubles.
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Oh, no. Sorry to hear it.
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Let me grab your file.
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Throughout
my high school career,
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Nurse Nora and I
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had been through quite a few
close calls...
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This is just a blister.
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Are you sure?
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Sheldon, I promise
you don't have leprosy.
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Ooh, that's bright.
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Proving you don't have
hysterical blindness.
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Well, can you test
for just hysterical?
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Oh. Looks like
you bit your cheek.
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How do you know it's not scurvy?
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Because you're not a pirate.
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So, we've got
a tummy ache?
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Yes. I'm afraid
it might be cholera.
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Again?
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I have one of the symptoms.
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Okay, on a scale of one to ten,
what's your pain level?
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Three...
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point four seven.
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That's pretty serious.
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But since you're at a 3.47,
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I'm gonna give you
the strongest medication
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I'm allowed to give you.
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You're an angel of mercy,
Nurse Nora.
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Ooh, cherry.
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Hello?
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Oh. Hey, Nora.
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What is it this time?
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Okay, yeah,
thanks for lettin' me know.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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Sheldon back in
the nurse's office?
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- Yep.
- Let me guess.
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Yellow fever. Dengue fever.
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Cat scratch fever.
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Cholera.
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Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.
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A quadrilateral
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that can be inscribed
in a circle
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is an example
of a cyclic polygon.
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Sheldon, don't argue with me,
I'm looking at it right here.
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While Nurse Nora's
special medicine
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had given me
a temporary reprieve,
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my pain had escalated to a 4.9.
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Although Ms. Ingram's
questionable math skills
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certainly weren't helping.
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Sheldon, you okay?
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You're gonna be fine.
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One good dump
and you'll feel right as rain.
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Can you please not call it that?
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What, "dump"?
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Yes.
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You want me to say "poop"?
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I want you to stop
talking about it.
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- B.M.?
- Dad!
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- Where is he?
- He's fine.
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He's in the bathroom
workin' it out.
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Shelly, you okay in there?
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No.
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Give it a few more minutes!
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Eyes on the prize!
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This is not a fecal issue!
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I'm coming in.
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My tummy really hurts, Mom.
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You do feel a bit warm.
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Okay, you finish
up in here,
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get in bed, and I'll
bring you some ginger ale.
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Canada Dry?
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- Yes.
- Room temperature?
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- Yes.
- Mostly flat?
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I'll stir the fizz out
with a spoon.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Why don't you dote
on me like that?
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Because he's my baby.
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Well, I could be your baby.
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Oh, now I have a stomachache.
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How you feelin', baby?
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Remember the tuna sandwich
I had at the bus station?
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Yeah?
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Worse than that.
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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you'll feel
better in the morning.
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Hey, Mom, you know how twins
can feel each other's pain?
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You're going to
school tomorrow.
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I think she's gettin' smarter.
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Relax, he's sleeping.
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How come when I'm sick
it's no big deal,
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but when Sheldon gets sick
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you act like
it's the end of the world?
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Because he's
a fragile little boy
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and you're gettin' to be
a big, strong man.
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That's true.
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Puberty has done right by me.
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Mom? Something's really
wrong with Sheldon.
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We need a doctor here!
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In that moment,
I was in too much pain
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to tell my father,
"I told you so."
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But for years after,
I reminded him constantly.
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So how's he doing?
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Aw, poor little guy.
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All right, well,
if there's anything you need,
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let me know.
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I love you, too.
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- Well?
- Your brother's gonna be fine,
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but he has to have
his gallbladder removed.
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How's he gonna pee?
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Not that bladder,
his gallbladder.
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What's the gallbladder do?
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I guess not much,
if they're takin' it out.
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You think he'll bring it home
so we can see it?
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I'll ask.
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Oh, I feel terrible.
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How was I supposed to know
it was his gallbladder?
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The doctor says
it's rare in children.
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Well, he's always complaining
about some health issue
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and it... it's usually nothin'.
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I know, George.
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- I mean, how many times...
- I'm prayin' here!
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Right, sorry. Sorry.
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So, those pain meds should
already be kicking in.
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Then my buddy Gary here
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is gonna administer the gas,
which'll help you sleep.
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And once you're under,
we'll make a little incision
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and snatch that guy
right outta there.
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- Any questions?
- Yes.
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What kind of doctor says,
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"Snatch that guy
right out of there?"
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Just trying to put you at ease.
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It didn't work.
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Where did you go
to medical school?
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University of Nebraska.
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Uh-oh.
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Did you at least graduate
with honors?
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Top of my class.
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Have you had any alcohol
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in the last 24 hours?
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Not a drop.
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How much sleep
did you get last...
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- Gary, can we...?
- Got it.
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Just relax and start counting
backwards from 100.
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Wait, Gary...
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Where did you study
anesthesiolo...
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Hard to port!
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Aye aye, Captain Ahab.
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Thar she blows!
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Gallbladder dead ahead!
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Captain Ahab,
are you hungry?
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Do you want
a bowl of gruel?
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Not now, Mom, I'm in pursuit
of my inner demons.
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Aye, she's a
formidable organ.
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Just looks like a whale.
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It's a metaphor, doofus.
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Arrr!
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Sweet dreams, honey.
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I'll try.
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Your brother's gonna be
just fine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I'll tell you what.
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If I hear any news,
I will come and wake you up.
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Thank you.
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Night night.
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This is ridiculous.
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They said an hour and a half.
It's been almost two.
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I'm gonna go yell at somebody.
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Good. Yell at everybody.
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Uh... hey,
y'all can exhale.
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Surgery went great.
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Thank you, Jesus.
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Sheldon's gonna need
to stay here three, four days,
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which is standard,
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but, uh, after that
he's good to go home.
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- Really appreciate it, Doctor.
- Oh.
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We can't thank you enough
for takin' care of him.
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He's extremely intelligent,
isn't he?
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- Oh, yeah.
- He's our special little boy.
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Oh.
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Are you ready
to see your family?
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Yes.
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That's good, 'cause
they're ready to see you.
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Okay.
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There he is. There's my baby.
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Hey, buddy.
How you feeling?
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I brought you
some comic books.
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- Hi, Moonpie.
- Hi, Meemaw.
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Where's your gallbladder?
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I want to see it.
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They throw it away, honey.
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- Why?
- Aw.
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Can I go home now?
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No, baby, they need
to keep you here
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a little while,
make sure you're okay.
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Overnight?
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Actually, a...
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few nights.
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No. Tell them I'm going home.
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Shelly, the doctors know
what's best for you.
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What's best for me
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is to be at home, in my own bed,
with my books and my computer.
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Well, I can bring you whatever
you want. Just... just tell me.
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I just told you: bring me home.
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Moonpie, you're looking
at this all wrong.
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You got your own room here,
your own TV.
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Is no one listening to me?
I want to go home.
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I'm listening,
but I have no say in this.
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No surprise,
despite my adamant protest,
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I didn't go home.
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Instead, I had to stay
and suffer in silence
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like the Southern gentleman
my mother raised me to be.
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What's this? I asked for red.
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All they had was green.
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Well, then you and I have
a problem, don't we?
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♪♪ Do what she wants to do,
and that's... ♪♪
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Ta-da! A dog.
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♪♪ I don't give a damn... ♪♪
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For God's sake,
it's not a real dog.
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Here you go. One O.J.
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I see pulp.
No, you don't.
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I strained it
with a paper towel.
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♪♪ Oh, no... ♪♪
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Now all I can taste is towel.
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♪♪ Not me... ♪♪
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And pulp.
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♪♪ Not me ♪♪
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Ugh, man, it's Cooper again.
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Can you take it?
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Do I have to? He asked me if all
the jobs for men were taken.
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I'll get it. You just stay here
and do your nails.
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What?
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Do you know where my mother is?
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I think she went down to
the cafeteria. What do you need?
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I can't sleep.
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Did you try counting sheep?
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Oh, no, I'm afraid
of farm animals.
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00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:34,736
Of course you are. Well, I don't
know what I can do for you.
261
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,697
Do you know
the "Soft Kitty" song?
262
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:38,281
No.
263
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,325
I'll teach it to you.
Get a notepad.
264
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,247
Okay.
265
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,874
I got your pillow
and your blanket.
266
00:11:47,958 --> 00:11:49,501
Here.
267
00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,005
Shelly, what do you say?
268
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,591
Why does it smell like Missy?
269
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,262
You're doing great, honey.
270
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767
What's going on?
271
00:12:05,851 --> 00:12:08,061
This is Ricky,
your new roommate.
272
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,814
Nice to meet you.
273
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,652
I am so sorry.
274
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,413
It's just for one night.
275
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,248
They said
you're going home tomorrow.
276
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:30,041
They also said
I'd have my own room.
277
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,918
He better not be contagious.
278
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,879
- He's not.
- Are you sure?
279
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,464
Should we ask his doctor?
280
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,924
You just asked me and I said no.
281
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,719
But you're not a doctor.
Your career stalled at nurse.
282
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,055
Okay, listen.
283
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:48,810
I done put up with your nonsense
long enough, and it ends now.
284
00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:50,896
That boy is your roommate,
285
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,483
that's the situation and you
gonna make the best of it.
286
00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:55,984
You get my drift?
287
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,827
So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?
288
00:13:05,911 --> 00:13:07,370
Yep.
289
00:13:07,913 --> 00:13:10,457
Everybody's thinking it,
so I'm gonna say it.
290
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,501
This has been a nice break.
291
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,545
Hey. Don't talk about
your brother like that.
292
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,422
Since when are you on his side?
293
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,090
Since Dad almost let him die.
294
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:25,222
- No!
- Unbelievable.
295
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,599
It's either cartoons
or men in their underwear
296
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,018
banging their heads together.
297
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,103
You complain a lot.
298
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,023
Excuse me?
299
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,277
Seriously, dude,
you need to relax.
300
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,987
How can I relax?
301
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:43,740
I'm being held captive
in a bacterial playground.
302
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:45,909
Why are you here?
303
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,703
I had to have my gallbladder removed.
Why are you here?
304
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,372
I'm having surgery tomorrow.
305
00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,040
How come?
306
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,000
I was born with a hole
in my heart.
307
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,254
My mom says everyone is born
with a Jesus-shaped hole
308
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,673
in their heart, but I'm guessing
this is different.
309
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,342
Yeah, they're gonna
put a patch on it.
310
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:04,261
And then it just
stays there forever?
311
00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,681
Yeah, like a Band-Aid
you never have to pull off.
312
00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:10,475
That's great, because that's
the worst thing about Band-Aids.
313
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,329
They may have removed
my gallbladder,
314
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,188
but not my wicked sense
of humor.
315
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,446
Whatcha working on?
316
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,115
A welcome home sign for Sheldon.
317
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,617
Well, that's a nice thing.
318
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,120
Yeah, but this "W"
took me half an hour.
319
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,080
Hmm. Do you want some help?
320
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,164
Yeah.
321
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,418
Georgie, get your ass in here!
322
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:39,170
How did you find out
you have a hole in your heart?
323
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,797
I fainted playing soccer.
324
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,800
- Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate.
- Why?
325
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,136
I don't and never will play soccer.
326
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,805
How did you know something
was wrong with your gallbladder?
327
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,765
It started
as a minor tummy ache,
328
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,310
then escalated
to a major tummy ache.
329
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,020
Luckily, I handle pain well.
330
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,735
What are you gonna
do when you get home?
331
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:04,613
Enjoy a bathroom
I can relax in.
332
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,947
Although I do like that there's
333
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,283
a big red emergency button
in there.
334
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,702
I actually don't mind it here.
335
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,829
What about the food?
336
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:16,458
It's not as good as my grandma's
tamales, but nothing is.
337
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,501
How long has she been
taking care of you?
338
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:20,045
My whole life.
339
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,797
She'd be here,
but she's watching my brother.
340
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:26,843
My meemaw takes care of us
sometimes, too.
341
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,472
I'm excited for my heart
to be fixed, 'cause then,
342
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,058
she won't have to worry
about me anymore.
343
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,268
But hey, once they put
the patch on my heart,
344
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,395
I'll sort of be like Iron Man.
345
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:41,024
Technically, Iron Man
has a magnet, not a patch.
346
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,109
And technically,
I said "sort of."
347
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:44,903
Touché.
348
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:56,831
Where'd he go? Where's Ricky?
349
00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:58,416
He's in surgery.
350
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,752
Oh.
351
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,379
But look what I'm doing.
352
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,756
I'm packing up so
we can go home.
353
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,216
Can we wait until he's done?
354
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,593
I think it's gonna
be a while, honey,
355
00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,345
but why don't we get a move on
356
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:11,888
and then we can
check on him later?
357
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,393
Okay.
358
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,440
One second.
359
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,485
Excuse me, Nurse Robinson?
360
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,822
- Yes?
- Will you give this Iron Man comic to Ricky?
361
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,615
I'll see that he gets it.
362
00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:33,493
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
363
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,578
And thank you
for taking care of me.
364
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,414
You're welcome.
365
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,915
You stay healthy.
366
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,458
I will.
367
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:44,004
When did he become nice?
368
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:57,183
Uh, I'll get the next one.
369
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,539
I actually missed you.
370
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,666
Ain't that nice?
371
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:24,586
- What about me did you miss?
- I don't know.
372
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,337
Well, think about it
and get back to me.
373
00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,798
Ha, he gave you homework.
374
00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,735
Sheldon, I just got off
the phone with that nurse
375
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,010
from the hospital.
376
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,887
Your little roommate's
gonna be just fine.
377
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,513
Oh, good. That's a relief.
378
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:36,973
Would you like to go visit him?
379
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,476
No. Why?
380
00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,980
Okay, here we go, Sheldon.
381
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:49,569
One "precision astronomical
refractor telescope."
382
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,613
Wow. Thanks, Dad.
383
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,948
For the next few
weeks, my guilt-ridden father
384
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,993
continued to lavish me
with gifts.
385
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:59,746
Then the football playoffs
started and that was that.
386
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,415
Time's up.
What did you miss about me?
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