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Keith! Hey!

Keith, Wade, Wade, Keith.

Hey, how you doing?

Hi.

Oh, sorry, we were playing this game.

It's okay.

Come in, come in, come in.

You want me to take my... Don't bother.

Okay. It's fine. Come on.

So,

how was the drive?

Not bad.

Yeah? Not bad? It's good.

Yeah? Yeah.

Wade, I told him there was going to be a party. Big get -together. Oh, my God.

Yeah, where is everybody?

Nobody showed up.

Thirsty after all that driving?

You must be. Yeah, sure.

Okay, I'm going to go to the cellar, and you two get to know each other, okay?

We work together at the agency.

Oh, okay.

Moving product?

Moving product.

Yeah, life insurance, right?

Yeah, that's an interesting way to put it. But, yeah, it's just a sales job.

He's my supervisor.

Oh, cool.

Keith, you want wine, cocktail? You want wine, yeah?

Yeah, wine is fine, thank you.

So how do you own?

Oh, the ring of inductors.

investment group, investment firm.

You know, that kind of jazz.

Sure, yeah.

What kind of investments?

You know, people, companies.

Just always looking for the right one.

Right.

There they are.

Here we go. Got you all set.

Thank you.

Sangua di Giuda.

The blood of Judas. Grazie. Drink up.

Okay, try one sip of this. You'll never want anything else. All right? Cheers.

Cheers.

Oh, how's it feeling?

Yeah? You got a nice bite. Can't really tell, too.

Sure, yeah. So we need a supervisor and all that.

So you two caught up? You guys know each other well enough now? Now we go way

back. Yeah. Yeah. Well, watch your step, okay?

Is it just that way? Yeah.

Is there like handles and stuff on the way down? Well, there's that handle

you're touching, but after that, no.

Keith, come on.

Is this a nice little head thing?

Keith.

Come on.

You really got a nice backyard here.

Well, I hope he didn't promise you anything grand.

I promised him an entire party.

This is great.

Thank you. I really need to get out of the house.

Sure.

Keith here, this guy, just got broken up with.

Oh, sorry.

He'll be okay. He'll be okay, right?

Listen.

Wait. Was she the one at the Christmas party?

Yeah, it's, uh... Yeah, she was a weird bitch.

No, I mean, no offense, Sarge, but, you know, you can do better.

Sure. You can do better. Do better.

Just do better.

Just do better. You know, and think about it.

Tell me if these are boundaries, okay?

Is this okay? Yeah, it's fine.

Okay. You know what you need?

You need to get a girl.

That's the only way you're going to get over this. This girl that broke your

heart. That broke your cute little heart.

Let's get over it.

Just get over it. Let's get over it. Get a girl. Do whatever you want.

Tie her up. Have her tie you up.

Have him shoot butt plugs everywhere.

It's fine.

Whatever it takes to get you off. Am I right?

Listen.

Make him make it come.

That's what he needs. That is what he needs. A good orgasm. He always liked

That's the only way.

Are you listening?

Keith. Keith.

Listen.

That's the only way you're going to get over her.

You know?

Whoa.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

How's your drink? Are you dry?

No, I got plenty.

Keith!

Keith. Yeah.

You tell me if you have boundaries, actually.

What is this? Are you nursing this? Are you dry? You want another one? No,

there's still some in there. Come on. Come on.

Good boy.

There you go.

Give me that. I need two more.

Treat him good.

Give me that.

Just finish it. Finish it.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get on your chair.

It's okay. Just never do it again.

Look at that, sexy.

You're gonna spill it again.

Go ahead, throw up. Everybody does.

Keith!

Keith!

You're gonna be okay.

He's okay.

Hey, open your mouth.

All right. Boy, you got boundaries now.

Hey, tell him to let me know he's going the right way.

You all right there, big guy?

I'll stick with my tequila. Oh, yeah. I want some tequila, too.

Is this a fucking bottle of Jameson filled with pills?

It is.

Isn't it cute?

I understand.

Don't smudge the lip gloss.

You want to try it?

Yeah. I really like Barbie dolls and baby dolls.

Baby dolls?

Last condom, y 'all, okay?

Are you bitches ready or not?

I like it. I think it's true.

Okay, guys, stop, stop. Okay.

Don't over -quart.

No, over -quart. No, don't over -quart. Over -quart. To being on that straight

and narrow path.

Yes! To Christ.

I can never finish a shot. I liked it. I'll do yours. No, please.

Keep it cool.

Keep it classy.

I got it cool. I got it classy.

We gotta go, guys.

Roll down his... Hey, roll down my leg.

Cut it off, cut it off, cut it off. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't fucking do that.

He's getting married.

We want to trim the thumbnail.

I don't do group.

You don't do group?

Nope.

Come on.

How much press you got? Look, we have 2 ,000 right here.

And I'll add one.

You're not paying, bro. No, there's plenty of girls down the street that'll

that offer, so go talk to them, okay? Come on.

We don't want the other girls down the street.

You're getting married.

You're getting married.

You're getting married?

I am.

What would she think of all this?

She'd approve.

I'll add another two.

I'll add another one. It's okay.

That's... Six grand.

One hour, that's all.

Six grand.

Come on.

Come on.

Faller, faller, faller.

Yeah,

it's my property.

Want a cigarette?

Yeah, of course.

Take those off.

Watch out.

Whoa.

Thank you.

What's the extra pen for?

For a kiss.

And how much did they get you to blow?

Where?

My plate.

If I swallow, it's $4 .50.

And what if I want to record it?

Fuck no, I don't do that shit.

500 to record it. Fuck you.

Okay, okay.

Okay, just a blowjob then.

Hey, just a blowjob.

Yo, take her to my... Do you know where my dad... Do you know where my stepdad's

place is?

Go down Wilshire.

Take a right on San Vicente.

Just go down. Take a left right here.

What would you like on?

Keep these on. Mm -hmm. I like these.

Definitely keep this on.

A collar.

Yeah, that's fun.

Uh, this.

Gotta remove this.

Take this off?

Yeah. Too much noise.

What else do you like?

This is good.

I want you to want me.

I do want you.

I want you to want me more than you've ever wanted.

Tell me what I want.

I want you to tell me you love me.

Do you want anything to drink?

Got wine, beer, make you a cocktail?

Do you have any Jack?

Kiss it.

So then, what brings you to the City of Angels?

There's no angels here.

Really?

No, I, uh, I have more control.

Control?

You have to tell me you love me.

Tell me you want to have my babies.

I want to have your babies.

Right now.

450, right?

I said 500.

Right, 500. Yes, yes, yes.

What's that?

Uh, what's what?

Um, that, there's nothing over here.

Stop!

Delete that shit.

Get out of my fucking house.

I, I, I can't.

Just delete it, please, please, please will you delete it.

Okay. Show me. Show me.

Look.

Just get the fuck out of here.

I do sit outside of this. I can't have a video. Just go.

Delete it.

Money's on the bed and you can go.

Just delete it.

Oh, I love you too.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. Baby, wait, please.

Please, hold up. Just relax.

Flip over.

You only have 30 minutes left.

There's plenty of time.

In your hands.

You could just... She's a fucking whore!

Okay, just can you give me a second?

Friday night, midnight, the villa.

It's going to be crazy.

Yeah.

They're not allowed to say no.

They're paid to smile.

Okay.

One thing.

I sent you a virtual payment.

500 extra, okay?

Yeah, of course. As long as they're not marked in the face, it'll be fine.

Hi, babe.

Hey.

How are you tonight?

I'm good.

How are you?

I'm really bored.

I'm looking for something to do.

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

Do you have any ideas?

I have.

Uh, maybe we could start with unlocking the car door?

If you want me to suck your cock, it's 500.

If you want to fuck me, 800.

Jesus, okay.

That's an hour.

Okay. What?

Right, that makes sense. You're really fucking cute.

So 750.

Okay.

I'm sure you want to go somewhere a little bit darker.

Somewhere I shouldn't put my hands.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. That's Patty.

What?

That's Patty. Roll down your window. Roll down your window.

Hurry up.

Patty.

Patty.

Oh my god, what the fuck are you guys doing?

What is he now?

Oh yeah.

I just got done with a client.

Disgusting.

Guys, want some gin?

Petty.

He doesn't know what he wants to do yet.

He's cute.

Look at him. He's so cute.

You can make a dream.

What are you what are you charging?

Where's my gin?

Alright, let's go. You ready?

It's gonna be the best night of your life. I'm buckled up, bitch.

Like, I swear.

He's adorable.

Oh, ew.

It's so disgusting.

Oh my god, this is great. Girl, you are so drunk.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah, what are you doing, bro? Are you shy?

No, I'm just, uh... Come on, take a rest off. Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, let's go.

What can we do to make it... Okay, fine.

He just wants us to go at it. That's fine.

Fucking 20.

I finally got April.

The video was a bathroom.

Even waiting for you.

Yeah.

Okay.

Possibly provide blurbs for?

Blurbs? What are the words?

Lincoln, Kennedy, John Smith, Normandy, Washington,

Cornwallis. Cornwallis sounds smart.

Kennedy, Lincoln, John Smith, Normandy, French,

Washington, Cornwallis.

Cornwallis?

Cornwallis? Sounds like corn?

1777.

76.

65.

Oh, it's too bad you're so ugly.

He could have been a model.

65. 1865.

Gettysburg. John Wilkes Booth. Lee Harvey Haswell.

Daly Plaza.

Jessica! Yeah?

Jessica! Yes?

Can you make me my breakfast, please?

It's in front of you.

Jessica!

Don't touch me!

Just got done at the gym.

You want to come over tonight?

Like me?

One more time.

Do you know what time it is?

Where's my shirt?

Oh.

Hey.

Can I get a glass of water?

Do you want to breathe in?

Yeah, I think that's it.

Do you have any tequila?

I might.

I love tequila.

Yeah? Why is that?

It's the only alcohol that isn't a depressant. I like to drink the positive

shit.

I think I have some Cabernet. Is that positive enough for you?

No. No?

That's a depressant. That's okay. I'll just have to cry for you.

No, it's... It's not that depressing. Should I have a drink with you?

Mm -hmm.

That's a crazy question.

Sorry. I'm doing dishes right now.

I'm going to stop. Keep going.

Whatever you want.

Of course.

How do you like it?

Oh, that's a no.

I can tell.

I'm sorry. I'm not a wino. It actually does taste really good for wine. Sure.

For wine.

No, you go. No, you go.

I was just going to say it smells good, but... Oh, does it?

Yeah, I guess.

It's earthy.

Earthy. Yeah.

Where shall I... Oh, uh... What shall we do?

Make yourself at home, please.

Mi casa es su casa.

Yeah, there's a bathroom down the hall, and then... This is not really a hall,

but there's a bathroom there, and then the closet.

Okay. Yeah.

Just being angry.

You living nearby? How far was your drive?

Not too bad.

I'm having some trouble.

Yeah, what?

That part right there.

Yeah.

Is it one of the ones that... Sorry, I stubbed this finger the other day, so it

might be... Is it the ones that... Is it the top one first or the back one

first?

Oh,

you got it.

Oh, there.

Thank you. Yeah.

Yeah, of course. That's a relief.

Are you going to come hang out with me, or are you going to stay over there?

Come here.

I'm watching this, actually.

Come here.

I was supposed to. I told my friend I'd finish watching this. He wants me to.

next to you while you watch it?

Yeah, yeah, sure.

What if we put the TV on the floor and we lay down and watch it?

Yeah, but I feel like I'd hurt my neck unless I prop it up with pillows or

something.

Do you have any pillows?

Not enough, no.

Oh, wow.

I'm just gonna be over here.

And when you're ready, you come hang out with me.

No rush.

You still have over an hour.

Oh. Okay.

I'll do whatever you want.

Okay.

I love that guy.

Wait. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I can be here for as long as I want.

Please don't.

Your time is up, baby.

No!

How much for five more minutes? I almost came.

I already gave you ten extra.

Okay.

I'll see you next Tuesday.

Is everything okay?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

What's wrong?

Something I said.

Oh, wait, come in here. She's right in here. I don't know what to do.

I don't know what to do.

What kind of car? Who do you think this type is?

No.

No.

You can be an entertainer in anything

then I have the freedom to be in that interview.

Freedom, baby!

Damn right.

Mom and dad can, um...

They can think whatever they want, you know? I'm expressing...

that if you add mezcal to anything, it's going to make shit better.

Any hope?

Stop.

Just stop for one second and maybe I can probably get myself together.

Stop. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

I'm sorry.

Just give me a second, okay?

I forgot his name.

But I'm excited.

Also, if you put the chicken in the fridge, I can just heat it up later.

Thank you. I love you. Have a good night.

Yeah. Uh -huh. Like that?

Yes. Yes.

Come for me.

Thank you.

Bah!