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We're back.

Dave Diamond, WGFF.

Here's a little bit of hip -hop news.

Darce Dulce recently released a new album titled The Womb.

In an effort to recreate herself, the hip -hop hottie decided to write songs

about her new lover, but it's been created by crickets.

The album has bombed completely, selling only 25 copies so far, and it gets even

worse. In the UK, it'll...

Yeah, yeah, no, I just heard, yep.

Yeah, I don't want the house in Jenna's name.

Nope, nope, I don't want her. I don't want anything to do with her. I don't

her to have the house.

You want over the house?

Okay. Yeah, no, I don't want it. Yes, I know, I said I wanted it last night. I

know, I know.

Okay, I...

Completely understand.

Yep. Well, let me see what I can do.

I just, I can't believe this is happening to me. Like, I've always been

one for the past ten years, and then my dumbass listens to her, and I just

saw its fucking album!

Alright, I'll be right over.

Absolutely. See you soon.

Reagan. Yeah, well, okay. So, you know how we sold McCormick Drive, right?

There was a problem with it. She wants out of the house.

Yes, I'm ready.

But I have an idea.

And I have an idea that I think will benefit both of us.

I want you out. You need to get out. You've fucked me. I listened to you.

and all your little hippie bullshit, and your yoga, and your vegan food.

Fuck that shit.

You need to calm down, Darlene. No! No!

Have I just sold any albums?

It's not always about hits. You can't always have a hit.

This is part of what you need. I listen to you like a dumbass.

This is all part of the process, like I told you. You just have to have

patience. No, it's not!

It is. This isn't... I listen to all your

bullshit, and it led me to a shitty, horrible album that doesn't sell

Zero. Zero.

Zero albums are sold. I used to have the top -selling albums, like Billboard Top

100. If you think that your album is shit, that's going to reflect, and

everybody else is going to think that your album is shit. But that's not my

fault. I did everything that I needed to do to put it out there.

Just calm down.

And keep doing all the stuff that I told you. And you're going to see how things

are just going to get better. But with this attitude, you're just going to seem

crazy to everyone. I am crazy. I'm crazy because I brought you this beautiful

home. And you just need to leave. I want you out of my life. I want you out. I

want you out, Darcy.

What? Thank you for this beautiful home, Darcy.

But look, you.

Just take a deep breath. No.

Oh, we meet again. Good to see you. Good to see you, too. Do you have all your

documentation? I have everything I need.

Okay, good. So you have everything written up to my specifications?

I believe so. I worked all night and this morning on it, so I think I've got

everything going just as you asked.

Perfect. And you have the power of attorney.

Power of attorney.

Okay, you've got all the... Quick claim.

Quick claim. Good. Fantastic.

So, I have a question.

I kind of see where your plan is going, but what's the... final outcome of it.

Do you hear what's going on in there? I do.

What's going on with this house and all the arguing?

It's a terrible show, isn't it?

You know what? Just trust me. All right, I trust you. All right.

Let's go.

You need to get out. Just get out of my life. Quit laughing.

We think we've created a solution to your little problem here. Solution. I

solutions. Now. Just get her out of here.

Get her out.

Now, as you understand, we expedited the process of transferring the deed. So we

did a quick claim. As a result, you are going to incur some losses on this. And

I hope you understand that that is absolutely necessary part of this entire

contractual process.

All right. I'll be okay.

Just get me out of this house. Get her out. All right. Well, so get out.

Then I have papers that you can sign. I have papers for you to sign as well. I'm

not signing shit. Great.

You guys are crazy.

Obviously. I'm going to take a look at him. Sure.

I'm not signing shit.

All right.

All right. All right. Let's get this going.

I'm such an idiot.

We all make mistakes, dear. That's just part of life.

Lesbian legal.

I love it. I love it. Who would have thought? A partnership.

I knew you were a genius, but I did not know you had that in you.

Well, it just makes sense.

We are constantly on competing cases.

We're the top female attorneys in the industry.

We are. Why not partner up and be unstoppable?

I love it. I love it. But tell me, how did you do it?

Well, very simple.

The sisters quick -claimed the deed. I went to the trust for the pop star's

management account.

Then she put it in a trust for a little miss girlfriend.

We reversed that. But when I had her quick -claim it back, I went to LL Inc.

which happens to be our new business entity.

It's brilliant.

So now we own it free and clear, and it's ours to do as we please.

So we can turn all the bedrooms into offices.

Oh, yeah. It's great parking.

Absolutely. And I think the master bedroom might be perfect for a dual

was just going to say that. I love it. Let's move the sign in there.

Okay. Yeah, let's go try it out.

I definitely want to see some desks in here.

Nice dual desks. Maybe we can face each other while we work.

Maybe some different types of things up top.

Oak or I don't know, something dark.

Like mahogany maybe.

That sounds good too.

Do you remember this bed from before?

The girls before?

These girls. Oh, this is the bed that got us the house, isn't it? It's the bed

that got us this house. You're welcome.

I love it. It seems like you got some skills, girl. It's a good bed, too. Have

you tried it?

No, but I sure would like to.

You should try it. You want to try it a little bit?

I like it. I like it, too.

There. Ooh.

It's so comfy, right?

It's like memory foam or something.

Well. I have to admit I'm a little curious about what kind of skills

you might have to have gotten up this high.

I'll show you.

Why don't you?

Take this off.

It's getting a little hot in here.

Thank you.

You're so pretty.

Did you ever catch me staring at your pretty boobs?

Well, I'm sure you must have caught me staring at yours.

They're excited to see you.

You're coming out to

Take yours off.

Let's just look at your painful tip.

I know. You've made some comments about them, so I'm thinking you might want to

touch them. They're just as magnificent out of your bra as they are from here.

Just turn toward the left.

Come up on your knees. Right here. Just turn toward the left. Just right there.

Oh,

I just want to see it. Just like that.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

You look so beautiful in this light.

I think you're just on a buyer's high.

I don't know about that.

I think these boobs will get me high any time.

How many thousands does that have?

Oh, beautiful.

I'm going faster than I am.

I know how to work.

I'm gonna put it in here and just touch it.

Let's take this off.

Mm -hmm.

Mm

-hmm.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Yes. Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. God.

Yes. Oh.

God.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Just like that.

Yeah, he's doing that.

Oh, my God.

You're so good at that.

You're so good at that. You're so good at everything else.

I'm just trying to keep up with you.

They're tall and beautiful.

They're not my pair.

It's a good partnership.

I think so too.

Thank you.

There we go.

There we go.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah Oh,

yeah,

just like that

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that. Just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah. Oh, just like that.

Put your knees to the floor.

And watch there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, that beautiful.

Thank you.

Do that, do that, do that, do that, do that.

Little bit.

Yeah.

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