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Yeah, I went out last night. Where'd you go?

Really? Was it good?

I bet it wasn't better than my night.

Alright, remember that one chick at the bar?

Uh, what was her name? Uh, Stacy, Stacy.

I brought Stacy home.

Dude, we fucked so much. It was insane.

But it's not just that.

Guess what I did?

No, I don't want to go to jail.

Um, dude, I fucking calmed dinner.

I fucking clean -pied her. Yeah, first time.

Dude, her vagina, when I... When I cummed in her, it got,

like, I mean, it was wet, but it, like, clenched the head of my penis.

So good.

So good. You haven't done that?

Dude, you gotta do it. It's fucking awesome.

I told her. I think that was the thing that made it cool, that I told her.

Yeah.

What? Your dad's home? So what? All right.

I'll talk to you later, man. Bye.

Hey. Hi.

How are you?

Oh, I'm good.

How's your conversation?

Oh, how much of it? I was standing there the entire time. Oh.

Don't worry, though. I'm actually a little bit intrigued by what I was

Really? I'm curious about that end part there where you said you came inside of

pussy. I did. I did.

Also, we had a conversation about it. She was awake, and she actually asked me

to come in her, and I was like, are you sure?

She's like, yeah, I do it a lot.

Well, I mean, the only reason I asked is because I've never had a guy do that

before, so I'm just like, I want to know what it feels like and stuff.

Do I feel any different than, like, pulling out and, you know, guys are

just, like, pulling out and coming on my stomach.

They never ask, either.

Thank God, right?

Yeah, I guess.

But, I mean, like, they don't even ask if they can come inside of me. I guess

they never thought of it.

Yeah, you know, it's, um, I'm a little weird talking to you like this, I guess.

Well, I mean, I mean, that's the thing. It's not that weird.

I'm curious, like, how bad do you want someone, like, if you were sick at the

doctor and you're, like, from 1 to 10?

Like, how bad does it hurt?

Do you know if I really wanted someone to come inside of me? Like, how bad I

want it? One to ten? Yeah, that's what I meant.

I would have to say it's ten at this point. Get out of here!

I swear. You are in pain.

Yeah. I'm trying to get someone to do it, and nobody will do it. Fucking

pussies. I know.

I just, that's what I really want. You know, like, nobody's home. Like, your

went out.

And, like, dad's gone for a few days. Where'd your mom go again?

She went to that cocktail party.

It's kind of early to be drinking, huh?

You know her.

Always tipping it back.

Sorry about that. Her bladder must be destroyed.

It is. It's so bad. She's always going to the bathroom.

Um, if you're down to, like, I don't know, just be cool and experiment and

stuff, maybe try something new.

Yeah? Yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm.

I know we can say anything.

warm or or

Oh.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Yes, yes. Holy shit.

Have you ever done anal?

Because this guy hasn't.

I'm getting crazy ideas.

I don't think I could get any crazier.

Wow.

Family.

Keeping it different.