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So. Jack. you're still
coming with me
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to pick up my new
DVD player. right?
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Oh my God. is that today?
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What do I have today? Um...
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What exactly are you looking at?
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Oh. I'm just
going over my schedule.
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Uh... nope. sorry.
can't squeeze you in.
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I mentioned that with DVD
you can watch porn from any angle?
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Oh. Iook my schedule
just opened up.
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Hmm. I wonder what's
in the paper today?
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Let's see.
War. famine...
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the computer I bought a month ago
is now half the price.
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and on the front page
of the Arts section--
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oh my God. it's me!
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- Let me see.
- Will. Will. Will--
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buy me a computer.
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I want one in tangerine to match
the shoes you're going to get me later.
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I think you missed the point
of Grace's entrance.
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Let me see that.
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Uh... "From Warehouse to Our House.
the Transformation of a Tribeca Loft."
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- Get to me. get to me!
- Oh. yeah. all right.
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"Manhattan interior designer
Grace Adler. 26--"
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Must have been a typo.
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More like a lie-o.
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Grace. this is great.
There's a picture and everything.
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- Look at that gorgeous face.
- Look at the leather pants.
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Look at those massive jugs.
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Yeah. what's going on there?
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What are you talking about?
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My... jugs.
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Iook exactly like
they do in the picture.
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They definitely don't.
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No. I mean these are like
five times the size.
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Maybe it was the angle
the photograph was taken.
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You know. King Kong
was only eight inches tall.
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See look. Iet me show you.
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Here-- and I'm a gay man.
so this means nothing.
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This is how big yours are. see?
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Whereas the picture gives
the illusion of like. this-ness.
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- You're crazy.
- Grace. Iet me see now.
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I am also a gay man.
so this means nothing.
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Yeah. Will's right.
these are definitely smaller.
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Oh my God. I just got
to second with Grace.
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I guess they do look
a little huge-esque.
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Do me.
See how big mine are.
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- Jack. no.
- Come on. you got felt up.
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Okay. but I'm a straight woman.
so this means nothing.
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Okay.
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Someone's been working out.
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Guilty.
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Hey. hey. Gracie. while you're
giving it away over there. you know?
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- Huh?
- Now these are some knockers.
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Thank you.
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Okay. this just got weird.
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( theme music playing )
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Hi.
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Oh. Iook. it's the dynamic duo.
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Oh. and Will.
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So. you've seen the picture?
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Yeah. honey.
what happened there?
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Oh. Grace.
you got a call from a guy.
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it was about a person.
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or a place. or a thing.
It was something.
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Okay. that's a start.
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We know a human being called
regarding a noun.
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Oh. devil. I wrote it down
here somewhere.
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Let's see. what was l--
oh. I was putting on my face when--
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oh. there it is. there.
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John Gregorio called?
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Oh my God. no way.
He's such a fox!
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Good Lord. a pack of cigs
and a pregnancy scare
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and this could be high school.
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John Gregorio was
high school for me.
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Even though he wouldn't
give me the time of day.
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Anyway. I heard he's
an artist now. he must have--
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he must have seen the article
and liked what I did with the loft.
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Yeah. the loft.
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Gotta be the loft.
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Hey. the guy is an artist.
he was just responding to an aesthetic.
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Yeah. the aesthetic
of your giant hooters.
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Will is right. honey. Mr. High School
called because he thinks you're stacked.
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Now. if you actually were.
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you would understand
the effect that they have on men.
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but alas. Mother Nature did not
bless you as she did me.
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Said the woman whose frown lines
were filled with ass fat.
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- Bye bye.
- Grace: Bye.
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- I'm gonna call him.
- All right. don't be too chatty.
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just make your breasts sound big.
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John? Hi. it's Grace Adler.
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How are you? It has been
a really long time.
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Yes. yes. that was a loft
I did about a month ago.
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I'm very proud of it.
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Oh. yes. that was
me in the picture.
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- Bingo.
- What?
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Oh. I would love to.
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Yes, I know exactly where it is.
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Okay.
( hangs up phone )
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He's part of a group show
at the Zellman Gallery.
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and he invited me.
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- What?
- He thinks you've got big melons.
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So. if I were you. Grace.
I would figure out a way
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to turn those "honey don'ts"
into some "honey do's."
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Jack. can I get
some help here. please?
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I think I'm gonna
bring back paisley.
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That's so funny that you
mentioned paisley because--
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do something!
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I think you're sitting
on the remote.
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- Why is there an earring in your sofa?
- It's probably Grace's.
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It looks just like the skull earring
I gave my old boyfriend Walter.
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Uh--
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well. I don't-- It looks like
a pretty common skull.
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I had a "W" engraved on it.
you know. for "Walter."
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Isn't that sweet?
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Oh. Iook. this one has an "M."
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J-Jack. it's not what you think.
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You fooled around with my Walter.
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Okay. it is what you think.
But-- but. Jack!
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Jack. he wasn't your
Walter at the time.
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You know. I mean.
you'd broken up long ago.
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You know he was-- he was...
Walter-up-for-grabs.
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So l-- I grabbed. you know?
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- How could you?
- I-- it was one time.
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Commandment number one
in the Gay Bible:
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Thou shalt not covet
my ex's ass.
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Jack--
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is that from
the Book of Gene-sissy?
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That is so funny.
That's it. goodbye.
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- Jack. Jack?
- Sinner!
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Well. you couldn't be that angry.
you barely even slammed the door.
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Hey. honey. how you makin' out
with the fake boobies?
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This is crazy. I don't need this.
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Yeah. whatever. honey.
just bring out the floatin' fun bags.
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See? This is ridiculous.
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I look like a ski resort.
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Look at you. honey.
Look. Iook. Iook.
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You're all grown up.
Oh...
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Leave it to a man to invent
a bra filled with water.
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Come on. everybody
in your condition wears them.
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They make objects appear
larger than they really are.
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Okay. now let's buy that puppy
and get the hell out of here.
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No. no.
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I don't want this. I don't want lingerie
that a gold fish could live in.
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Look. I feel completely
comfortable the way I am.
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- John likes me for me.
- ( Karen laughing )
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Oh. honey. I'm tellin' ya.
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you should do stand up.
That's good.
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Karen. he does.
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Yeah. okay. Well. then let me
ask you one question.
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Um. did John Gregorio
have a girlfriend in high school?
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Yeah. Judy Lombardozzi.
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Judy Lombardozzi.
Okay. and let me guess.
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was her nickname. um...
"Slutty Big Boobs"?
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No. It was Judy
"Lombar-look-at-d'em-dozies."
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I'll take one in every color.
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( elevator bell rings )
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Hi. how are you?
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What? Where have you been?
I've been trying to call you all day.
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Oh. what a coincidence.
I've been trying to ignore you all day.
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That is so funny.
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And you might want to talk to your wife
about the quality of her snacks.
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There's nothing in her fridge
but batteries and mayonnaise.
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See ya. wouldn't want to be ya.
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You're stealing food
from her now? I'm hurt.
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- You're hurt?
- Jack. come on. give me a break.
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I left 32 "I'm sorrys"
on your answering machine.
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And even one "I'm saw-wy."
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Come on.
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I just shopped at Balducci's.
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I'll go in.
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But only to grab a Balance Bar
and some chicken. then I've gotta go.
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- Jack--
- Excuse me. in a rush.
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I meeting Rory at the Mandy Bar.
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You remember Rory.
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Yeah. he's the friend that never slept
with any of my boyfriends.
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Jack. if I'm supposed to stay away
from every guy you've ever slept with.
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that would leave me with...
women.
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For your information. Will.
Walter was the love of my life.
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Oh. you've said that about each
Backstreet Boy at one time or another.
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Besides. you guys
only went out for what. a month?
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Yeah. and then he dumped me.
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You remember
what that feels like. huh?
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It hurts.
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I had no idea.
You never mentioned it.
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Oh. how often do you
talk about Michael?
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Oh. that's right. all the time.
because you're so self-absorbed.
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But me. I don't wear
my heart on my sleeve.
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Okay. I get it. I screwed up.
What-- what is this gonna cost me?
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Not much.
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Just a friend.
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Jack--
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I know you're not that angry
'cause you didn't slam the door.
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Slam the door. Jack.
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Jack?
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Oh. I'm so sorry that I'm late.
But l--
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Hello. kitties.
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- What's with that?
- It's a Hydra Bra.
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Water-filled for extra perkiness.
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You would not believe
the day I've had.
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Guys whistling at me.
shouting lewd comments.
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It was fantastic.
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Sweetie. you don't need those.
You're perfect.
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Yeah. but. you know. I just--
I wanted to look good for John.
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Hey. all I'm saying is you do
what you have to do
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to make yourself feel
a little more attractive.
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Well. I just want to go on record
as saying it is wrong to lie.
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By the way. I told Jack that Cher
is gonna be here tonight.
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Cher's here.
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No. No. I just told him that
so he'd come here to meet Walter.
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- Who's Walter?
- I told you this--
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God. do the boobs
make you dumber?
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I'm gonna go look at myself
in the mirror again.
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Cher? Cher? Cher!
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Hi! Oh. sorry.
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Where is she?
What's she wearing?
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Gypsies.
tramps and thieves...
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Jack. Jack. Jack.
She's not here yet.
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Now just calm down
and have an hors d'oeuvre.
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Hey. don't get so chummy.
I ain't sure I'm liking you yet.
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Karen. watch.
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Welcome to my world. honey.
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And thank you for inviting me.
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No. but seriously.
Karen. I mean. you just--
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you really took an interest and I want
to tell you how much I appreciate it.
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Well. Grace. you know. we joke a lot.
but when you get right down to it--
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- There's John. get lost.
- Ahh!
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Grace Adler. I can't believe it.
I'm so glad you came.
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- Me too.
- Wow. Look at you.
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John Gregorio.
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Look. I got to go play host
for a few minutes.
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I'll find you.
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We'll be here. I'll be here.
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Oh my God.
I think he likes me.
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- Thank you so much. Karen.
- Okay. okay.
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Push me again and you die.
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Oh. oh wait. honey.
I think you're caught on my brooch.
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Oh. I got it.
Okay. there you go.
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Oh my gosh.
his art is amazing.
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Look at that.
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Oh my God.
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- Will. what are you doing?
- I think you've sprung a leak.
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What are you talking about?
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I haven't been with a woman
in some time.
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but I'm pretty sure they're
not supposed to do that.
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Oh my God.
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Good Lord. why don't
you two get a room?
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Oh my God. okay.
just start walking. okay?
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Okay. we've got to get
out of here before we see--
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John! Hi!
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Hi.
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Old friend. haven't
seen him in a long time.
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So. John. how's your show?
Will. I got this.
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- Good luck.
- Okay.
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I-- I didn't get a chance
to give you a proper hello.
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Did you get some champagne?
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No. no. but that's okay.
that's okay.
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Oh. no. you gotta have a glass.
It's my opening.
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Thank you.
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To old friends. who should have
gotten together earlier.
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What are you doing?
Why are you drinking like that?
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Oh. it's just--
it's just... I'm just--
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I'm just blown away by your--
by your watercolors.
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It's just like whoa!
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- Will you excuse me for just one--
- Wait a second.
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Why are you trying
to get away from me?
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Okay. John. I'm gonna be
honest with you.
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We live in a deeply
patriarchal society.
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in which women
are unfairly judged by--
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ugh. My boobies are fake.
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And broken.
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I'm wearing the Hydra Bra.
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Why? Why would you do that?
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Well. I just--
the picture made me look...
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you know. and I thought that
you would maybe like it
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because. I mean. after all you did
go out with Judy Lombardozzi.
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Judy Lombardozzi
had a beautiful soul.
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Come on. give me a little credit.
I mean. Grace. I called you
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because I thought you were
talented and creative.
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I am talented and creative.
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Did you see the way
that I drank the champagne?
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I'm sorry. Grace.
but I'm looking to be
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with somebody who's
a little more secure
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and a little less shallow.
283
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Hello.
284
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You look like you
have a beautiful soul.
285
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:59,900
Hey. that's not my soul
you're looking at.
286
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:18,100
I think you improved them.
You know. they're moodier.
287
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I'm glad you like them. 'cause you're
getting them for Christmas.
288
00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,500
- How you feeling?
- Mmm.
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00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:28,000
A little deflated.
290
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Oh God. what was I thinking?
291
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I look fine the way I am.
292
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:35,000
Why didn't you believe me
when I said that?
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Well. 'cause you're too close.
294
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You're gay.
295
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You're my best friend.
296
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You're gay.
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You love me.
298
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- You're gay.
- Hey. hey. hey.
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There was a time
when I was a boob man.
300
00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,600
Of course it ended when
my mom switched to formula.
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Okay. it's 10:00 and no Cher.
302
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Unless you can turn back time.
I'm very. very angry.
303
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Jack. she's not coming.
I told you that to get you down here.
304
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,200
Hmm. Okay. just give me
a minute here.
305
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:16,200
How dare you play the Cher card?
306
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,500
And why do I keep falling for it?
How dare you?
307
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:21,600
I know. I know. but I've got something
that's going to make you even happier.
308
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Inconceivable. Fool me once.
shame on me. Fool me twice...
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you're thinning on top.
Goodbye.
310
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:29,300
Jack. Jack. I tracked down Walter.
He's coming here tonight.
311
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Shut up.
What did he say?
312
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He said that he's still single.
and he's still living in New York.
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and... he's dying to see you.
314
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:40,100
Shut up. shut up.
315
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,300
Oh my God. you're
the best friend in the world.
316
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And he just walked in.
317
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,700
How do I look? Am I swimming
in these pants 'cause they're yours.
318
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,200
You look fine. Jack.
319
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000
Okay. now go get him
and bring him to me.
320
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,900
Bring him to--
what is this 1810?
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- Walter?
- Hi. Will.
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00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000
- Hey.
- Hey. Jack. sorry I'm late.
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00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,900
- Walter.
- Wow. you look great.
324
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,000
Thank you. so do you.
325
00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:12,800
Would you just excuse us.
just for a second?
326
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:18,500
- What?
- That's Walter?
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Yeah. the love of your life.
328
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,800
Okay. don't get angry at me.
329
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,700
but I was totally thinking
of somebody else.
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