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Who was a good boy
at the doctor. huh?
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Who was a pretty bird
at the doctor?
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And who got the pretty doctor's
phone number?
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Yes.
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Pretty bird. pretty bird.
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Jack. I've got a tenant's meeting
in five minutes.
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I don't want to have to deal
with a lot of shrill squawking.
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feathers flying. biting.
and that bird has got to go too.
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- ( bird squawks )
- I'm not too fond of the tie either.
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That's our cue. Guapo.
Oh. Iook. Will.
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I'm flipping you the bird.
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( bird squawks )
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Uh. Grace. a little tip--
when you shadow.
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a good rule of thumb
is less is more. Okay.
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All I wanted to do was spend
a cozy evening at home by myself.
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So I try to light a fire
and the next thing I know.
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the entire apartment
is full of smoke.
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- Did you check the flue?
- Yeah.
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- Did you use dry wood?
- Yeah.
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Did you know your fireplace
has been sealed.
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effectively rendering
it non-functional?
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- No.
- Might be your problem.
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- Why is it sealed shut?
- Three years ago we were bringing
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the fireplaces up to code.
and it got too expensive.
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So. now some of them work
and some of them...
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- How come your fireplace works?
- Because I'm sleeping with
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the president
of the tenant's association.
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- That's you.
- Yes. and I'm tender
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but rough when I need to be.
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Okay. Mr. Rough and Tender.
you have to do something.
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How can I have a groovy
bachelorette makeout pad
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if I don't have a little fire
to set the mood?
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Smoke in bed.
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I have a tenant's meeting.
this discussion is closed.
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Not unlike your fireplace.
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Wait. wait. why is this
discussion closed?
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- Give me one good reason why.
- Uh... 'cause?
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I'm gonna need
a little more than that.
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Okay. because.
Come on.
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- This isn't fair.
- Well. Iife's not fair. Grace. Grow up.
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Whoa.
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Did you just tell me to grow up?
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Yes I did. And when you grow up.
you'll understand.
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- What are you doing?
- You're having a tenant meeting.
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I'm a tenant with an issue.
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You're a tenant with a lot of issues.
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( theme music plays )
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Okay. all in favor?
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Opposed?
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It's decided then. a shirt must be worn
when using the laundry room.
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- I just don't understand--
- It's over. Mr. Zamir.
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- But it's 1.000�--
- Mr. Zamir!
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All right. now the carpets
are being cleaned next week.
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Iight bulbs replaced
in the stairwell.
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Anything else?
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Anybody?
Mrs. Pressman.
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Somebody stole my umbrella.
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Is this a new umbrella. or is this
the same umbrella we discussed
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July 28th. August 28th.
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and the September 10th
special umbrella meeting?
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It's very similar to the one Tim Kaiser
in 12B has. is all I'm saying.
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Duly noted. Okay.
is there anything else?
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Well then. I move this meeting
be adjourned. All in favor?
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Hello?
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My hand has been up for like an hour.
I'm down three ring sizes.
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- Grace--
- Thank you. Hi. I'm Grace Adler. 9A.
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I'd like to talk about fireplaces.
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Now as I understand it. some of them
work and some of them don't.
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I'd like to find a way
to get them all working.
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- I thought none of them worked.
- Ah! No.
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Some of them do indeed work.
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The rest are sealed shut.
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Do any of them work?
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That's what I just said.
some of them work. some of them don't.
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I'd like a fire but he won't let me.
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You want heat. here's an idea.
Iight your mother on fire.
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I would like a fireplace.
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Where would we get the wood?
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You see what you started?
Hey. people. people.
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People. now listen.
we settled this.
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We could have all had
our fireplaces brought to code.
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but then our maintenance fees
would have gone up
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and I just assumed
nobody would want that.
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Uh. interesting how
he made that assumption
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just after his own fireplace
was done.
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Thank you. thank you.
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Now. now. now. now look.
we had just voted an increase.
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so that we could have
the lobby floors done and that's it.
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That's what we decided on.
Trust me. it's what you wanted.
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Okay?
Meeting adjourned.
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Whoa. Whoa. whoa.
whoa. Sit.
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Sit. sit. sit.
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Sit. Sit.
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- Mr. Zamir.
- But I want to go--
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Mr. Zamir.
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Now are you people noting
this arrogance?
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He's not your president.
He's not acting like a president.
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He's acting like a king.
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- Or in his case--
- All right. Grace. they get the point.
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All I'm saying is
we can't all have fireplaces.
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- See? He's doing it again.
- Okay. you know what? Enough.
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- Everybody wants to go home.
- I don't think we're done here.
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Oh. we're done here.
Good night. everybody.
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Elections are next week.
but since I'm running unopposed again.
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sign the ballot. don't sign it.
whatever you want.
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- Will: Good night.
- Wait. not so fast.
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Hey. hey. Hey!
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I think you're all going to be
surprised to see
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another name on that ballot.
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Me. me! I'm running
for board president.
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Everybody: Ohh!
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Hold still. Claus von Puppy.
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We're accessorizing.
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Ooh. Iook at you. all "street."
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You're like Notorious D-O-G.
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I'm the pooch
with the cold wet snout
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lf you sniff my butt
then I'll ask you out
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Word to the bitch.
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I told you to keep
that dog off the bed.
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I made it once today.
I don't want to make it again.
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Rosario. a marriage is about
compromise and compassion. okay?
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Maybe you could.
oh. I don't know. pick one?
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Dogs rapping. strange boys calling
in the middle of the night.
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When I prayed to the Madonna
for a husband.
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maybe I should have been
more specific.
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Oh my God.
you pray to Madonna too?
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Jack. sweetie. uh...
we need to talk.
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There's something that--
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oh. it's you.
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If I understand our roles correctly.
you should be cleaning something.
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and I should be drinking something.
Freshen.
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Drinking at 10:00 in the morning.
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Where I come from we have
a word for people like you.
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Oh. that's funny. We have a word
for people like me here. too.
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It's called boss.
Now do what I tell you.
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Honey. sit down.
I need to talk to you.
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Okay. Iisten.
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Sometimes bad things
happen to good people.
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And sometimes bad things
happen to you.
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I'm not following.
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Oh screw it. Bird is gone.
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Guapo. something
happened to Guapo?
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( screams )
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Well. I opened the window
to yell at somebody on the street
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for wearing palazzo pants.
and...
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before I could say. "Hey. Ioser."
bird took off.
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You mean--
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oh my God.
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That bird was my life.
we've been through everything.
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When Steve dumped me.
Guapo was there.
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When Raoul dumped me.
Guapo was there.
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Mike. Dan. Tom...
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Guapo. Guapo. Guapo...
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there. there. there.
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Oh. honey. what can I do?
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Do you want another bird?
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No. how can you even ask me that?
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If my grandmother died. would you
bring me another racist dowager
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with a purse full
of diabetic candy?
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I don't think so.
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Guapo was my baby.
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- Oh. Jack--
- Leave me alone!
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Oh. you know. uh...
when I get depressed
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nothing perks me up
like a little spending spree.
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- Come on. honey. Iet's go shopping.
- I don't want to.
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- We'll go to Barneys.
- It won't help.
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- We'll skip the sale rack.
- I don't know.
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I'll let you French kiss me
in the elevator.
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- Well. maybe just an hour.
- Come on. come on.
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Now get yourself together and I'm
gonna go and give driver a B12 shot.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Oh, what the hell, honey.
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While we're out,
maybe I'll buy you a new Rolex.
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Coming.
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Wait. hold the door.
hold the door!
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Hold the door--
oh!
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- ( elevator door dinging )
- Ow. ow. ow. ow. ow--
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Grace!
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"Vote for Grace. Win the Race."
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That's cute. Shouldn't
the rhyme go more like.
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"Vote for Grace. she just wants
to get it on in front of a fireplace"?
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Oh. Will. I am so far beyond
the fireplace.
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I'm doing this
because your arrogance
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is off the charts and someone's
got to bring you down a peg.
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And that someone is you?
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Allow me to turn up my nose
and laugh, French-like at you.
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( mimicking laugh )
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Will. you can't win all the time.
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Really. I can't? 'Cause it seems like
I pretty much have my whole life.
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( mimicking laugh )
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Sorry. I saw how much
you enjoyed that the first time.
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Laugh all you want.
Gerard Depar-doo-doo.
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'Cause when they tally the votes.
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the person who laughs last
is gonna be...
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the last person laughing.
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Don't act like
that didn't make sense.
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Grace-- Iook. I don't want to play
these games with you. okay?
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The tenants love me. face it.
You don't stand a chance.
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- Hi. Mrs. Pressman.
- Save it. Will Truman.
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I'm voting for Grace.
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She told me how you've been
eating my fruit-of-the-month.
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Wait. what--
I-- I-- I ate a Japanese pear.
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Once. And you were in Boca.
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Thief. You're a thief.
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- I'm voting for Grace.
- But--
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Nice. nice. Grace. What?
Smearing my name with the tenants?
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Hey. she asked me what time it was
and it just came up.
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- I think these tactics are pathetic.
- Yeah?
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Well. "All is fair in love and war."
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( mimicking laugh )
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Now. that shopping spree
helped a little bit. didn't it. poodle?
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- I guess.
- Oh. come on.
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I saw you crack a smile
when I had that salesgirl fired.
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Oh. but I've got six children
and my husband just left me.
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Come on. I saw you.
you little devil.
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I saw.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Oh. Iook at Guapo's cage.
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It's so empty. Iike my heart.
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Oh. keep your chin up.
Tomorrow. we'll talk travel.
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Oh. say. have you
done Greece?
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Oh. wait a minute. of course
you've done Greece.
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No. we'll think of something.
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Living in a material world
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'Terial. oh.
in a material world
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And I am a mater--
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You again?
Oh my God. I'm Tippi Hedren.
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Get out of here. go. shoo!
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Shoo! Shoo. shoes.
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That's what I can get tomorrow.
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I am rather fond
of the new Gucci mule.
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Wait a minute. what am I saying?
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You're my Guapo. you're my baby.
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Come here. Guapo.
Yes...
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Guapotito.
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Now look at me.
Am I the sort of man
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that would give up his precious
little baby for a $10.000 watch?
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Now Guapo.
the closet's not that bad.
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Will was in there for 20 years.
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- Mrs. Carr. a lemon square?
- How about a flashlight?
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( gasps )
They're yummy!
242
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- Vote for me in the election.
- Vote for experience.
243
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:17,200
I've been do--
244
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,300
I thought you had
nothing to worry about...
245
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Frenchie.
246
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:27,700
That's Mr. French to you.
247
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,600
Oh. my eye.
248
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:37,800
Gracie. you okay?
249
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,600
Pretty shoes
250
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,000
Pretty shoes...
251
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,400
Who's a pretty pair
of Prada slip-ons?
252
00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,000
Oh. you are.
Yes. you are.
253
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:58,700
- I don't feel right.
- Ohh. Guapo!
254
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,100
I just feel terrible
about the last few days.
255
00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:04,900
trying to make up
for the loss of a pet
256
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,300
by buying you stupid little gifts.
257
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,300
No. no. the gifts aren't stupid.
The gifts help.
258
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,600
No. honey. it's wrong.
in fact it's--
259
00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:15,500
it's just insulting.
260
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:19,200
There's only one thing
I can give you that--
261
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:22,700
that has real value.
262
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:26,500
- Your love?
- A boat!
263
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,200
Oh my God. Karen.
I don't know what to say.
264
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,200
Say. "Thank you. Karen."
Thank you for a boat
265
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,700
with a mahogany deck.
a cruising speed of 40 knots.
266
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,300
and a staff of cabin boys
who are either gay or questioning.
267
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:41,100
Yeah.
268
00:14:41,500 --> 00:14:45,500
Oh my God. it's one
out of every 10 man's dream.
269
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:51,800
I've never--
270
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:55,000
nobody's ever--
271
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:56,900
you know. I don't--
272
00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,600
oh God. Karen.
I can't keep it up.
273
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,700
I've been lying to you
this whole time.
274
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,800
- I know.
- Guapo's in the closet right--
275
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,800
- ( bird squawks )
- Wait a minute. you know?
276
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,800
- How?
- Poor. naive Jack.
277
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:11,700
You really think there's an inch
of this place I can't see on video?
278
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,600
There. there. there...
279
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:21,200
and there.
280
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,200
Oh my God. Karen.
I don't know what to say.
281
00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,300
Say hi to Stan.
282
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,600
Hello. Mr. Walker.
283
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,400
So I guess I should
give you the keys back.
284
00:15:31,300 --> 00:15:33,400
No. keep 'em.
They're to Grace's office.
285
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:37,300
Go ahead. help yourself.
take whatever you want.
286
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,300
I'm so ashamed. Karen.
I'm so sorry.
287
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,300
That's okay.
A part of me is angry. but...
288
00:15:44,100 --> 00:15:46,500
a part of me is proud.
289
00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,800
The rest of me is just drunk.
290
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,600
Wait a minute--
291
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,100
if you've got cameras everywhere.
does that mean you've seen--
292
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:59,000
Yes I have. honey.
and good for you.
293
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,900
"L." "L" stands for loyalty.
294
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,900
That's what Grace Adler
is all about.
295
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,900
"E."
296
00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,800
"E" stands for no more smells
in the elevator.
297
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,100
"R." responsibility.
298
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,200
- So in conclusion...
- Arthur. wake up. she's concluding.
299
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,400
...pick a winner.
300
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:31,400
Pick change.
301
00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:35,000
Pick me.
302
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,900
Pick. pick. pick. pick. pick. pick.
303
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,900
Change is bad.
Vote for me.
304
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:53,100
Okay. everyone.
fill out your ballots.
305
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,100
Nice artwork. by the way.
306
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,900
What are you talking about?
307
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:03,700
My poster in the elevator?
You blacked out my teeth.
308
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,100
gave me a mustache. horns.
an arrow through the head.
309
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,900
- Real mature.
- ( laughs )
310
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,800
- What?
- All I did was the teeth.
311
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
You're just afraid
you're gonna lose.
312
00:17:19,900 --> 00:17:23,700
Why don't you choke down
another tainted lemon square?
313
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:27,400
- Flashlight lawyer-liar.
- You're a mess.
314
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,000
Okay. everyone. attention.
315
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,200
Counting the absentee votes.
it looks like...
316
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,800
- 18 for Grace...
- Yes!
317
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:36,800
- ...and 18 for Will.
- No!
318
00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:39,700
What is wrong with you people?
319
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,000
I had buttons and posters.
320
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:45,100
and baked goods.
321
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:47,100
That's only 36.
322
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,900
- Who didn't vote?
- Wait. I didn't vote.
323
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:53,700
- I win!
- Wait. wait. you voted. you banana.
324
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,000
Mr. Munitz. I forgot.
He's in St. Luke's Hospital
325
00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:00,600
for a hernia operation.
326
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,700
What are we going to do?
327
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:06,600
- Is anybody else hot in here?
- Mr. Zamir!
328
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:13,800
I guess we'll just have
to wait till he gets out.
329
00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,200
I guess so.
330
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,800
- Get-- move!
- Stop it!
331
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,500
Telling the nurse
you're his daughter.
332
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:23,500
- That's beyond contemptible.
- Oh. Rabbi Truman...
333
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,400
I'm glad you found him.
334
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,000
Mr. Munitz?
335
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,900
It's me. Grace Adler.
336
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:35,500
I'm running for board president.
Why? Good question.
337
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,400
"G" is for good government.
"R" is for re-decorate the lobby.
338
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:40,900
- "A" is for--
- "A" is for you're being an ass.
339
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:44,500
The man is unconscious. he doesn't want
to hear your campaign promises.
340
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:47,300
particularly since I've been doing
such a good job for four years.
341
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,800
Squeeze my hand if you agree.
342
00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:52,000
- ( groans )
- Shh. wait. he's waking up.
343
00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:55,900
Mr. Munitz? Hi. hi. you're looking
really good. by the way.
344
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:58,500
We need your vote
for board president.
345
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:02,400
Who do you want? Will Truman who's
served you faithfully for four years?
346
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:05,900
Or Grace Adler. who blames you
for the smell in the elevator?
347
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,500
Uh. wait. you know what?
348
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,800
This just isn't fair.
The man is heavily medicated.
349
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,300
- and he's in no condition--
- I like Grace.
350
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,600
Yes! Yes!
351
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,300
I win. you lose
352
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:17,000
I win. I win. you lose
353
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:20,200
You lose. I win.
you lose. you lose-- yeah. me!
354
00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,400
Second verse. same as the first
355
00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:25,500
- I win. you lose...
- All right. all right. all right.
356
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:29,300
Put your pom-poms down.
Tiffany Amber Annoying.
357
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,500
- I concede.
- Mmm.
358
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:37,000
- You lose. You lose.
- Yeah. but I lose.
359
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:40,300
I love losing.
360
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,100
- How's it feel?
- Not so good.
361
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,500
Oh. how the arrogant
have fallen.
362
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,700
( mimicking laugh )
363
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,300
Especially when I think
about all I'm losing.
364
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,500
Like waking up at 5:00 a.m.
tomorrow to let the gas guy in.
365
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,100
Or next week's meeting
with the city building inspector.
366
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,100
a man who's never met
a clove of garlic he didn't like.
367
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:03,500
Or dealing with any one of 1.000
niggling little problems 24 hours a day.
368
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,800
from 36 neurotic tenants.
369
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:08,300
Wait. that doesn't sound very fun.
370
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,200
Oh. it's not.
And when I think of it that way.
371
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,400
suddenly losing
feels a whole lot like winning.
372
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,200
Thank you. Grace.
373
00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,000
Thank you for teaching me
this valuable lesson.
374
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:21,900
See ya.
375
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:28,300
- ( tenants shouting )
- Quiet. quiet.
376
00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:32,100
Quiet!
377
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,900
Okay. Iet's just take a breath.
378
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,400
Okay?
379
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,300
And then speak one at a time.
380
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,100
- Thank you.
- ( all shouting )
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