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Okay. this is the last one.
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I still don't get why you
didn't just hire moving guys.
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I think we did fine on our own.
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I know but...
moving guys are hot.
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Firemen are hot.
You want me to set something on fire?
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- So. do we like my new apartment?
- We do.
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You're gonna love it here. I don't think
it smells anything like cat pee.
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Why are you that man?
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Why are you an awful.
heinous breeder of discord?
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- I'm kidding.
- Are you kidding?
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- I'm kidding!
- Are you kidding?
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It smells like room deodorizer.
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Cat-pee-scented room deodorizer.
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Shut up!
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This is a big deal for me.
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My God. you and I haven't spent
more than 24 hours apart
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since I dumped my fianc�
on our wedding day.
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What a proud moment that was.
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I'm gonna miss living with you.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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You know. the way we tell each other
what to wear in the morning.
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The way you'd fall asleep
in front of the TV...
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with that little string of drool
from the mouth to the shoulder.
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The way you'd try and make
Jewish soup for me when I was sick.
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Or you'd perch on the balcony
and make cooing noises.
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jutting your head back and forth...
( imitates bird )
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No. no. that was pigeons.
I get mixed up.
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See? I'm trying to be sentimental here.
and you're doing shtick.
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I don't want to get sentimental.
If I get sentimental. I'll realize...
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how much
I'm gonna miss you.
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- I'm gonna miss you too.
- ( Will laughs )
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- Go. go. I don't wanna get upset.
- Yeah. right.
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- I really like your new place.
- Thanks. Call me when you get home.
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- First thing.
- Bye.
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Bye.
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( theme music plays )
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( sighs )
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It is weird living apart.
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Yeah.
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We are living apart. right?
I mean. this is healthier?
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Of course it is.
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Will. if it were unhealthy.
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we wouldn't even think to ask
if it were unhealthy.
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Good point.
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Oh. so I gave my phone number
to that guy at Borders Books.
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Phone number
or business card?
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- Business card.
- Not hot.
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Why. what?
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Hi. I'm intimidated
by the possibility of rejection.
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But my secretary isn't.
Call her.
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- I'm not intimidated by anything.
- Then call.
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Oh yeah. and
what if he's there. huh?
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He says hello. and where
does that leave me?
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- You are a disgrace to your people.
- Oh. see--
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See. that is where you are wrong.
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You know. there's this whole myth
it's easier when two guys are involved.
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Totally untrue.
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It is not so easy for a guy
to meet another guy in this city.
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It's raining men!
Hallelujah!
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Great night at the clubs.
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Jack was en fuego all night.
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The lovelies were buzzing
around me like...
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Iike what?
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Like moths to a flamer.
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Actually. more like fat
to a Will is fat.
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Oh. touch�.
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Okay. if you two are gonna play
Bitchy McSnipe.
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I'm gonna head back to my place.
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I just don't understand why someone
would subject themselves
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to a constant barrage of insults.
day after day.
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Honey. your new dump
smells like cat pee.
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Never mind.
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- Hey. poodle.
- Who's your daddy?
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You are.
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Sorry to get you up
so early. Karen.
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Oh. grow up. honey.
I haven't been to bed yet.
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I need to speak to both of you
about Rosario.
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Hey. hey. hey--
that's Mrs. Jack McFarland to you.
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I thought you were
Mrs. Jack McFarland.
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And I thought you didn't have
love handles. I guess we're both wrong.
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I got a call from my friend
at the INS yesterday.
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and apparently the marriage
between a 30-year-old gay man
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and a post menopausal
Salvadoran maid
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flagged something
in their computer.
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- Okay. are we done yet?
- No.
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Look. they're gonna start
making random visits
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to verify that Jack and Rosario
are a real married couple.
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So. since their official residence
is listed as your place.
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I think the best thing would be
for Jack to move into your penthouse.
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- I just adore a penthouse view.
- ( Karen laughs )
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Ooh. my very own
sexless marriage.
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Just like Will and Grace.
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No. not like Will and Grace.
We don't even live together anymore.
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She's got her own apartment.
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Eight dysfunctional feet away.
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Lord. they're like Siamese twins
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who are joined at their boring
personalities.
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Look. Grace and I
are now totally independent.
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Separate homes. separate lives.
separate--
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Showering. showering. showering.
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My Lord. who Jiffy Popped her head?
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Well...
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This?
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This is my penthouse view?
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Did you say my name?
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No. I said.
"This is my penthouse view."
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But I understand it sounds
exactly like "Rosario."
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You know. you never talked to me
this way before we were married.
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Sorry. Rosie.
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I'm still a little tense about
our conjugal bed.
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Hey. hey--
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you're on the clock. tamale.
Get to work.
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Listen. Iady. I'll squash you
like a wormy apple.
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I hate it here. Karen.
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I want to be in the good part
of the house with you.
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Well. that's sweet. Jack.
But this is where the help stays.
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But I'm not help.
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Honey. you married help.
you're help.
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Oh. and one other thing--
Stan sleepwalks.
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So if you bump into him
in the middle of the night
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and he puts the moves on you.
just go with it.
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You might get a mink
in the morning.
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Hi.
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Just wanted to get
some pudding.
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You got pudding
at the market. I didn't.
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This is fat-free. right?
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- Yeah.
- Great.
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Thanks. bye.
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Oh. it's chocolate.
I thought I grabbed the swirl.
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You know. it's funny.
speaking of chocolate versus swirl.
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I'm naked!
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I'm devoid of clothing.
I'm in my nude.
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I know. you're so naked
these days.
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Since when did you start
being naked all the time?
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Well. since I started living alone.
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Hey. just 'cause you're naked
doesn't mean you have to be cheeky.
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Bye. Will.
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Oh. remind me
to get you a bookmark.
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Okay. this isn't working.
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Well. what are you telling me for?
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Talk to your urologist.
Thank you. New York!
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Maybe Jack and Karen
were right.
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maybe this moving across the hall
hasn't solved our problem.
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Will. you just said
Jack and Karen were right.
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I want you to cut wheat
out of your diet.
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Come on. Iook at you.
you're still totally dependent on me.
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Why. 'cause I borrowed
a pudding pack?
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No. Grace. you borrow everything--
CDs. books. clothes.
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You spent half of last night looking
through my apartment for bubble bath.
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- So?
- You don't have a tub.
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I hope you're at least planning
on buying that pillow a drink.
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Grace. do not deflect.
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You can't do anything without me.
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You can't have a bath.
you can't eat pudding.
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God knows. you can't even
cook a meal without me.
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Ha!
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That was me laughing
without you...
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because I happen to be throwing
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a fabulous dinner party
tomorrow night.
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- You're not having a party.
- Oh. but I am.
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Perhaps you don't know about it
'cause you're not invited.
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I'm not invited because
there is no dinner party. Grace.
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Can't you see this arrangement
isn't working?
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You have to move.
And I don't mean across the hall.
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and I don't mean to another floor.
You gotta move somewhere out there.
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Okay. now I'm confused.
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Do you want me to move east...
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or south?
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Richard. hi.
it's Will Truman.
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Yeah.
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Listen. I just wanted
to call and thank you
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for recommending
that John Updike to me.
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My favorite part?
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Um... when you smiled at me
and said.
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"Thanks for shopping at Borders."
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Yeah. well-- Iisten.
I just thought I'd call and see
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if maybe you wanted to have
a drink with me.
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Well. great.
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Hi. I'm holding for Richard.
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Oh. oh. hi. Richard.
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It's Will Updike-- Will Truman.
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Will Truman. not Will Updike.
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I'm a "true man" not an "up dike."
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Richard. could you hold
for a minute?
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Idiot!
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Hi. So. um...
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Iisten. you know when I was at Borders
the other day. and you thanked me.
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I didn't say you're welcome.
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And l-- pardon me?
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Yes. I would like to have
a drink with you.
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Tomorrow night
would be good. Okay.
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I look forward to it too.
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Bye.
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Ow!
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( knocking )
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- Hi.
- Hi. honey. Great dress.
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Where are Fred and Ethel?
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Here. I brought you
a little housewarming gift.
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Oh-- oh.
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Oh. thank you.
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Thank you. that was
really sweet of you.
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Oh. a martini set.
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And an open bottle of gin.
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Oh. Grace?
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What. um...
what is this about?
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Okay. you can stop
with the hands of judgment.
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I don't have any furniture yet.
so I thought
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it'd be kind of fun
to have a picnic.
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Oh. I get it. Kind of like
Saratoga before the races.
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Except there's no grass.
or trees...
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and of course. Saratoga
doesn't smell like a litter box.
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Actually. it's just like
the picnics I had growing up.
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Watermelon. apple pie.
drunken bitter Aunt Greta.
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Karen. can you just please
try and have a good time?
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Oh. okay. honey.
I'll try.
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Oh. this is gonna be
a wonderful party. a picnic!
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All of Manhattan will be abuzz.
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Speaking of Manhattans
and a buzz...
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( knocking )
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- ( knocking )
- Coming. coming. coming...
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- Hi. Hi.
- Hi. This is for you.
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Thank you. Hi.
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Come on in. come on in.
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So... isn't it cute?
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- It's so cute.
- So. so cute.
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Where's Will?
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- Oh. he's not coming.
- Oh.
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- Did you guys get into a fight?
- No.
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So. I don't get it.
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He's in his apartment.
and I'm in mine.
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- throwing a dinner party.
- Oh.
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Who cooked?
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I did.
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She cooked. Rob.
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So. uh. is Will coming later?
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Karen: Oh, for God's sake,
it's just gonna be the four ofus.
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Grab a bottle, hunker down
and pray for daylight!
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Does this go with this?
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Does "no" go with "way"?
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Okay. you're no longer helping.
Out.
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I don't need you here doing
a Joan and Melissa Rivers on me.
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Oh. Cybill.
what's with the gloves?
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Did the eczema flair up again?
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Out. out. out.
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Now. Will. I understand
you're anxious
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'cause Grace isn't here
to dress you and burp you.
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But. tonight's gonna be great.
248
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I think it's fantastic
you're getting out there again.
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and watch. you'll see.
everything's gonna be just fine.
250
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(phone rings )
251
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Hello?
Oh. hi. Richard.
252
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Uh-oh.
253
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Yeah. that's fine.
I'll be here. take your time.
254
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- He's just running a little late.
- Ooh.
255
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Ouch. Wow.
256
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,100
You okay?
257
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What do you mean am I okay?
Why wouldn't I be?
258
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:01,800
Tsk. tsk. tsk. Will. have you totally
forgotten how to speak our language?
259
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,100
"Running late" is gay
for "I'm blowing you off."
260
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Really?
What's gay for "Get out"?
261
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That would be "Good morning."
262
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Good morning. Jack.
263
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So how's the soup?
Everyone loving the soup?
264
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- It's a little cold.
- It's gazpacho.
265
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It's supposed to be cold.
266
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Okay. it's bad.
267
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- Honey...
- What. what do you want me to say?
268
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:41,500
You want me to lie to her like I did
about the hors d'oeuvres?
269
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,900
- Honey--
- No. it's okay. it's okay.
270
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:47,800
I mean. the most important thing
is that everyone's having fun.
271
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Honey. what's the second
most important thing?
272
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Oh. ahh.
Do you have a chair?
273
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Sitting on the floor.
really bad for his back.
274
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,000
Yeah. I'm like the AI Pacino
of back problems.
275
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- Sciatica. sciatica.
- ( laughs ) Rob!
276
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- Oh. God!
- Rob!
277
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Good Lord.
where'd you find these two?
278
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,700
You know what. I bet we can
borrow a chair from Will.
279
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,500
No! No. no. no.
We don't need Will.
280
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,600
I'll make a chair.
I'll make a chair.
281
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,400
I'll just-- Iook. Iook. Iook.
282
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:24,300
I'll just throw a sheet...
over this box...
283
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Look. we're having fun.
284
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,500
We're improvising.
285
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We're draping. see?
286
00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,600
And we're sitting.
287
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:40,700
And we just located
my missing Waterpik.
288
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:46,300
Grace. you're stuffed in a box
getting rid of ass plaque.
289
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:51,900
Take it as a sign.
290
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:55,600
This evening is a bust.
291
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:57,500
( Grace laughs )
292
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It's not.
293
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,500
Honey. honey. it's over. okay?
294
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:08,400
You never had a chance in hell
without Wilma.
295
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:14,700
Now. you know I've never been
a big fan of Will's. but let's face it.
296
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,900
the girl knows how
to entertain. okay?
297
00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,800
Right? Am I right?
298
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,800
Obviously.
I know how to entertain.
299
00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:27,700
- What's that smell?
- It's cat pee!
300
00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:31,500
A cat has peed. the entire apartment
is soaked in cat urine. okay?
301
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Smells like rosemary.
302
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:45,400
Oh. that's the chicken.
303
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,800
Excuse me--
304
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,500
- Oh. thank God. Will!
- Will! Will!
305
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,300
Hi. how are you?
Good to see you.
306
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,400
- Hi. hi.
- Will. what are you doing here?
307
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,400
I just--
I just need to talk to you.
308
00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:58,700
I had a date with the Borders guy
and he called to say he's running late.
309
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,700
That was an hour ago. Is that some kind
of code for he's blowing me off?
310
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,900
Will. excuse me.
but you're gonna have to leave.
311
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:07,500
'cause I'm in the middle of a very
lovely dinner party with my friends.
312
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,400
Put down the cheese
and return to the picnic area!
313
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,600
Grace? Did you hear me?
I really need to talk.
314
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,500
I'm sorry. you need to leave.
'cause I'm about to serve the entr�e.
315
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,800
- I'm just asking for a little advice.
- No. you asked for an independent life.
316
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:29,300
And that's what you have now.
so go home. read in the nude
317
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,200
and play with your pudding.
318
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:41,000
Thanks.
319
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:45,200
- Hi.
- Hi.
320
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,900
You know.
I've been thinking and...
321
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,300
maybe you're right. you know?
322
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,200
About me being too close
and not being independent. and...
323
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:59,900
No. no. I was crazy that day.
324
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:01,700
All I'd had for lunch was Bugles.
325
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,300
- So I didn't--
- No. no.
326
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,500
You were right.
this across-the-hall thing.
327
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,200
it was a bad idea.
328
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,600
So tomorrow I'm gonna wake up.
I'm gonna get the paper.
329
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,500
and I'm gonna start looking
for a place somewhere
330
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,300
- out there.
- Grace. you don't have to do that.
331
00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:17,400
No. I do. I do.
332
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:20,400
I mean. I can deal with
the occasional bad dinner party.
333
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,000
- Awful. by the way.
- Mmm.
334
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,900
I blame the ghost
of Little Kitty Pee-a-lot.
335
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:33,000
But if me living this close
is turning into some sort of crutch
336
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:36,000
for the both of us.
then it isn't working.
337
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,200
- And I should--
- You--
338
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,500
Mind if I take that?
I'm starving.
339
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:43,400
Hi.
340
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:50,500
- Or maybe it is working.
- I'll call you.
341
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,100
- He's cute. Is he funny?
- Gotta go.
342
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,600
Okay. call me. call me.
343
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,600
No. wait. he's a cutie.
344
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,400
Did I interrupt?
Am I about to interrupt?
345
00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:01,300
Bye bye.
346
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Grace. I'll tell you everything
over breakfast.
347
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,300
Love you.
348
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,200
( Western movie playing )
349
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:34,100
I'm going to Costco tomorrow.
350
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,600
Do you need anything?
351
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,000
Socks.
352
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:43,800
The kind with the ball on the end.
or the plain tubes?
353
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,900
Sweetie. you choose. it's six of one.
354
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,800
I like a tube sock on a man.
355
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:58,300
Me too.
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