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Who are you?
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Oh.
I'm supposed to do what?
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Yeah, w-no,
I got a-I got a baby.
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I've had two hours of sleep.
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I don't have time for this.
It
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Fine.
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Here's what you missed
last week.
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Okay.
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Do you wanna join me?
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Faye Donahue.
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Is that you?
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At high school
graduation.
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Right before everything
changed forever.
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Kyle Holmes was my fiancé.
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Who is this Kyle guy?
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You know what you did!
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I don't. I swear.
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Claudia Nicolo.
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I left you a little something
on the nightstand.
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I'm not a prostitute.
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Yes, I did think
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you were a prostitute
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when I picked you up
on Ho Corner,
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but I see now
that you are more than that.
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Oh, hello.
Aunt Oopie here.
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Aunt Oopie's
got everything covered here.
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Date?
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I'm gonna teach Fred
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and that little colored boy
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about the Gettysburg Address.
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I'm sorry.
Wha-what was that part?
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She can't be Fred's guardian,
Tami.
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She's racist as fuck.
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Miss Brenda, are you
inviting me to the cookout?
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I am inviting you
to the cookout.
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Look at all these beautiful,
highly educated,
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wealthy black people.
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- All doctors?
- Mm-hmm.
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I love it.
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What the shit is this?
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Our youth leader program.
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These are
our future police?
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- Doubt it.
- Your mission
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police this neighborhood
between point A and B.
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Move out!
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Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I think we should get married.
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What?
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Then we can't testify
against each other.
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Staying out of jail's
a crap reason to get married.
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No.
We fucking love each other.
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That's why
we're gonna get married.
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It's marriage
that I don't know if I love.
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I wanna know how you feel,
you know?
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Fuck.
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Mm.
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Who's riding a lawn mower
around the block?
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Gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, hey.
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Why don't you get out of here?
I'll call you later.
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Who's that?
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Byron. Cute, huh?
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Super tight asshole.
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You're a top now?
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Verse.
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Who knew?
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Hey, you seen this?
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Jesus!
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It's the hospital bill.
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Childbirth, emergency surgery,
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ICU...
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How much?
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Thirty-six hundred.
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- Wow.
- That's after insurance.
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I mean, how are we
gonna pay this?
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Here.
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That's easy.
We're not.
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We already brought him home.
What are they gonna do?
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Take him back?
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Well, they delivered our baby
and saved my life.
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Yeah, and that
was their choice.
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They didn't give me the option
of leaving Fred in the oven
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or letting you die
on the operating table.
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So you would've
let me die?
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I mean, if I knew it was
gonna cost us four grand...
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...yeah, maybe.
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Look, we have to pay this.
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Tami, no, we don't.
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Isn't not paying your bills
stealing?
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No.
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Charging us money while
your life is on the line,
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that's extortion.
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- Right?
- Hmm.
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We're, uh, Robin Hooding,
you know?
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We're stealing from the rich,
giving to the poor.
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You're not Robin Hood.
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Yeah, but I'm poor.
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So, what,
so you steal stuff?
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Sometimes.
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Like what?
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I don't know.
It's a long list.
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Okay, well, like, uh,
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food from the grocery store?
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Yeah, like food from anywhere.
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Money?
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That a real question?
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What-cars?
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No.
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But, uh, never say never.
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Wow.
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"Wow" what?
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No, you're just...
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exactly the role model
I always wanted for my kid.
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Next up,
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a Florida man
was found dead today,
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facedown in the lobster tank
of a Tampa grocery store.
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Here you go.
A proper breakfast.
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The sugar in this cereal
will kill you.
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In your case, however,
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I suspect that your lifestyle
will kill you
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before your diet does.
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Ah.
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Was that Mickey this morning?
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- Yup.
- Where's he been?
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With a twink named Byron.
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Twink?
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You know,
like Ms. Del Rey's kid.
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Yoga pants and glitter.
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Eh, not always.
But yeah, sure.
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So if you tell someone
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you're not marrying them,
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that means they can sleep
with other people?
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No.
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But Mickey's emotional IQ
is lower than Carl's actual IQ.
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Shit. You're fucked, dude.
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Nah, he'll work it
out of his system
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and we'll talk it out
like adults.
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It'll be fine.
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Hang on to your wallets,
everyone.
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Lip is here.
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Oh,
there's my gorgeous niece.
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Prettiermwah
than Megyn Kelly
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and smarter too.
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Oh, objectified by America
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and sexually harassed
by your bosses?
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It's every girl's dream.
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- Megyn Kelly?
- A blonde news host.
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She thinks Santa's white.
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He's not?
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- No.
- Yes, honeybun!
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Hey, did I hear a girly
bike pull up this morning?
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- Mickey.
- He's dating a twink now.
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Oh, so you leaving him
at the altar,
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that's become a thing, huh?
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I-I didn't leave him
at the altar.
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- Yes, you did.
- I mean...
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It was City Hall.
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We were only getting married
to outsmart the cops.
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You made
the right decision.
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Marriage is a sacred union
between a man and a woman.
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What's that smell?
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Self-righteousness.
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No. The air smells...clean.
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Where is Frank?
Haven't seen him in a while.
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Enjoy it
while it lasts.
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He'll be back to stinking up
the place in no time, right?
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Oh, there you go.
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Frank Gallagher,
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the court reduces your charge
to a misdemeanor
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and sentences you
to 30 days in rehab.
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The deviant thug
who tried to steal
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this bright young man's
future,
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Kyle Holmes,
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I hereby sentence you
to 45 years in prison.
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- Sentences you
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to 30 days in rehab.
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Forty-five years
for possession.
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Thirty days in rehab.
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Forty-five years.
Thirty days in rehab.
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- Forty
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Good morning.
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Do you need a diaper change?
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Please let me go.
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As soon as you admit
what you did to my poor Kyle.
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I told you,
I don't remember who Kyle is.
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Liar.
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Maybe if I had a drink.
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I'm a lot more lucid
when I'm drunk.
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Sounds like a lovely idea.
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Is that a Balvenie?
Thirty year?
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Don't! Oh, don't!
Don't! Don't!
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No, please, don't do that!
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Tell me what you did to Kyle.
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Do you have any idea
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how many millions
of brain cells
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I've destroyed
since the '90s?
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I'm so sober right now,
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I can't even make anything up!
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Tell me the truth.
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I don't remember!
I don't!
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I'm sorry, but I don't.
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You really
don't remember?
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I swear.
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Please.
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Then I'm gonna have
to make you remember.
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Bring your chastity belt,
Jerry,
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because I am going
to fuck everybody
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who had anything to do
with this shit show of a deal,
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starting with you!
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Oh, I'm sorry, pussycat.
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Did I wake you?
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Mm.
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Ugh. My lunch has turned into
a teleconference with Dubai.
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Can I impose on you
to do me a favor?
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Of course. What?
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Great. Um, can you pick
Julia up after school?
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- Julia?
- My kid.
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Oh.
Did I not tell you about her?
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No.
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But that's cool.
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I didn't tell you
about my kid either.
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Franny. She's four.
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Oh, God.
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They are so perfect
at that age, aren't they?
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Okay,
so St. Judith Prep,
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2:30-ish.
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She has a class
that she goes to after.
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She knows how to get you there.
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You don't think
it'll be kind of weird,
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some strange woman showing up,
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saying, "Get in my car,
little girl"?
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Uh, no.
She's used to it by now.
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All right, platinum card
is on the dresser for a snack,
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but it has to be healthy.
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She is going to throw
one of her tantrums
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for something fried.
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She's a terror.
Stay strong.
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Later, girlfriend.
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"Girlfriend"?
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Oh.
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No, I-I just meant, uh,
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friend that's a girl.
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Right?
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I like "girlfriend."
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Me too.
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Ooh!
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Bye.
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It's magnificent.
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It's just magnificent.
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V, do I gotta cover 'em up?
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Naked breasts don't exactly say
"quality health care."
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They do if we
provide mammograms.
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Can we?
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No. Basic stuff only.
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Superglue for small cuts
and minor gunshot wounds,
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needle and thread
for bigger stab wounds,
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Popsicle sticks
for sprained fingers,
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and Vicks VapoRub
for everything else.
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Hey, did you spend
the rest of that cash
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from those snail patch
hemorrhoid things?
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Got just enough money
for a tank of gas,
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so we gotta make money if we
wanna sustain this operation.
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Aw, babe,
we're gonna make a killing.
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Are you kidding me?
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The uninsured South Side
needs medical care.
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No more going to urgent care
and spending $150
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to pop in a dislocated finger.
268
00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:44,429
Nurse V can do it for 20.
269
00:11:44,429 --> 00:11:45,429
I was never a nurse.
270
00:11:45,429 --> 00:11:46,387
You were a nurse's aide.
271
00:11:46,387 --> 00:11:48,012
Potato, potato.
272
00:11:48,012 --> 00:11:49,845
South Side needs medical care.
273
00:11:49,845 --> 00:11:51,387
We need cash
to raise our girls.
274
00:11:51,387 --> 00:11:53,553
This is your best
side-hustle idea ever.
275
00:11:53,553 --> 00:11:55,220
Well, get this thing painted
276
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,720
while I go set up Hazel
behind the bar.
277
00:11:59,179 --> 00:12:02,012
I'm gonna take a minute
just to say good-bye.
278
00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:02,845
All right?
279
00:12:07,262 --> 00:12:08,761
Good-bye, Veronica's titties.
280
00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,803
Good-bye, Svetlana's titties.
281
00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:31,345
Throw a pussy punch like that,
and you don't deserve balls.
282
00:12:31,345 --> 00:12:33,720
Nobody fights fair
on the streets, people!
283
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,012
Gallagher!
284
00:12:37,053 --> 00:12:38,678
Am I being too hard
on them, sir?
285
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,304
No, on the contrary, son.
286
00:12:40,304 --> 00:12:42,179
90 percent of 'em
have trust funds.
287
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:45,345
You have carte blanche
to turn these girls into men.
288
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:47,220
Carte what, sir?
289
00:12:48,387 --> 00:12:49,845
Ride 'em hard.
Put 'em down wet.
290
00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,304
Yes, sir.
291
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,470
I'd like to take them out
in the community,
292
00:12:52,470 --> 00:12:53,595
do a few exercises,
293
00:12:53,595 --> 00:12:55,137
show 'em
what the real world's like.
294
00:12:55,137 --> 00:12:56,262
Good idea.
295
00:12:56,262 --> 00:12:57,429
Bring 'em back
at the end of the day.
296
00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:59,304
- Give me a full report.
- Yes, sir.
297
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:01,970
Aidan! You're up.
298
00:13:06,012 --> 00:13:07,470
Hey.
299
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:08,470
Hey.
300
00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:12,803
So, uh...
301
00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:14,137
Byron, huh?
302
00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:15,387
Pretty great, right?
303
00:13:15,387 --> 00:13:17,220
Little on the young side,
but, uh,
304
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:20,220
eager to please,
if you catch what I'm throwin'.
305
00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:22,304
Oh, yeah.
No, I'm catchin'.
306
00:13:22,304 --> 00:13:24,220
Think he's rich too.
Last name's Koch.
307
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,262
Sounds kind of familiar.
308
00:13:26,262 --> 00:13:28,345
Anyway, he's, uh,
getting a PhD thing.
309
00:13:28,345 --> 00:13:30,053
He wants to be
a professor of some language
310
00:13:30,053 --> 00:13:31,678
out of a place
called Britain.
311
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,470
You mean English?
312
00:13:33,470 --> 00:13:35,179
Oh, yeah, probably.
I don't know.
313
00:13:35,179 --> 00:13:36,970
He couldn't really talk
with my cock in his mouth.
314
00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:38,511
Okay.
315
00:13:38,511 --> 00:13:40,012
- About the other day
- It's cool.
316
00:13:40,012 --> 00:13:42,429
No. It's not that I don't
wanna get married, Mickey.
317
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:44,262
It's just, I-I wanna take
a little time,
318
00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:45,887
make sure we're both ready,
you know?
319
00:13:45,887 --> 00:13:48,678
You did us both a favor,
all right, 'cause...
320
00:13:48,678 --> 00:13:50,928
I'm in love with Byron.
321
00:13:50,928 --> 00:13:52,304
In love?
322
00:13:52,304 --> 00:13:54,345
Moving in with him.
323
00:13:54,345 --> 00:13:55,137
When?
324
00:13:55,137 --> 00:13:56,845
What do you mean when?
Now.
325
00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,887
Thought you only knew
each other a couple days.
326
00:13:58,887 --> 00:14:01,053
Met last night, but...
327
00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:03,262
when you know, you know.
328
00:14:03,262 --> 00:14:04,595
You know?
329
00:14:08,553 --> 00:14:12,179
What do you love most
in the entire world, Frank?
330
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,053
My kids?
331
00:14:17,511 --> 00:14:20,429
Fuck am I saying?
Um...
332
00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:21,470
opioids.
333
00:14:24,262 --> 00:14:27,387
Detoxing is tough.
334
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:28,470
Isn't it?
335
00:14:30,345 --> 00:14:31,720
Dangerous too.
336
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:34,137
Kidney failure,
337
00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,345
heart attack,
338
00:14:35,345 --> 00:14:37,511
stroke.
339
00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:38,803
We're gonna play...
340
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:42,220
...the carrot and stick game,
341
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,095
see if we can't jog
your memory.
342
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:48,595
Carrot.
343
00:14:48,595 --> 00:14:52,595
Do you have any idea
how you would know Kyle?
344
00:14:54,429 --> 00:14:56,761
We grew up together.
345
00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:59,095
- Stick.
- Jesus!
346
00:14:59,095 --> 00:15:00,387
Let's try this again.
347
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:02,928
Carrot.
348
00:15:05,095 --> 00:15:07,845
How...do you know Kyle?
349
00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:11,595
We robbed
a gas station together.
350
00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:13,845
We exchanged hand jobs.
351
00:15:13,845 --> 00:15:15,012
- I d
- Stick!
352
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:16,511
No! Don't do...
353
00:15:18,928 --> 00:15:20,345
We, um...
354
00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:22,470
- we...
355
00:15:22,470 --> 00:15:23,928
- ...we...
- Stick.
356
00:15:23,928 --> 00:15:25,636
...w-we
357
00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:27,761
College.
358
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,304
We went to college together.
359
00:15:31,179 --> 00:15:32,887
See?
360
00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:35,220
Isn't that easy?
361
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,887
- Carrot.
362
00:15:41,179 --> 00:15:42,970
Ah, sweet Jesus.
Thank you.
363
00:15:44,429 --> 00:15:45,470
Dig deep.
364
00:15:47,803 --> 00:15:50,345
Who was Kyle?
365
00:15:50,345 --> 00:15:52,720
He was a football player.
366
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,179
More.
367
00:15:55,970 --> 00:15:57,636
He was, um...
368
00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:01,095
...a wide receiver.
369
00:16:01,887 --> 00:16:03,470
- Stick!
- No!
370
00:16:13,845 --> 00:16:15,429
Fuck you.
371
00:16:15,429 --> 00:16:18,387
Fuck you, you shitty shit-fuck.
372
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:19,511
What the fuck?
373
00:16:21,345 --> 00:16:22,761
- Hey, everything all right?
- No!
374
00:16:22,761 --> 00:16:24,304
No, I put my card in
for a withdrawal,
375
00:16:24,304 --> 00:16:26,511
and this piece of shit
never spit out my cash.
376
00:16:26,511 --> 00:16:28,803
I'm just gonna
go talk to someone inside.
377
00:16:30,887 --> 00:16:32,220
Spare some change?
378
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:33,595
- I ain't got nothing.
379
00:16:33,595 --> 00:16:35,470
Okay.
380
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:57,387
Fuck you, Tami.
381
00:17:01,095 --> 00:17:03,345
Hey, miss? Miss!
382
00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:05,012
Motherfuck
Give me that money back!
383
00:17:05,012 --> 00:17:07,053
Come on!
384
00:17:07,053 --> 00:17:08,803
- "Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
385
00:17:08,803 --> 00:17:10,887
Sprains, cuts, burns,
386
00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:12,636
minor stab wounds.
387
00:17:12,636 --> 00:17:15,220
Come one, come all.
Twenty bucks.
388
00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:17,262
Mental cases and the"...
389
00:17:17,262 --> 00:17:18,262
"Litigious."
390
00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:20,761
..."litigious need not apply."
391
00:17:23,553 --> 00:17:24,595
Hi.
392
00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:26,387
Got anything
for my pink eye?
393
00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:28,720
Sure do, ma'am.
Come on around.
394
00:17:30,595 --> 00:17:31,761
I just turned my ankle.
395
00:17:31,761 --> 00:17:33,595
Well,
hobble your ass over.
396
00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,928
We'll put it on ice
and wrap it up for you.
397
00:17:35,928 --> 00:17:38,553
I cut my finger!
It's almost to the bone.
398
00:17:38,553 --> 00:17:41,095
Well, bring your cut self
down here, Mrs. Stapleton.
399
00:17:41,095 --> 00:17:42,928
We'll glue you right up.
400
00:17:45,179 --> 00:17:46,553
What seems to be
the problem?
401
00:17:46,553 --> 00:17:48,429
- Oh, my God.
- Oh!
402
00:17:57,179 --> 00:17:58,470
Oh, dear.
403
00:17:58,470 --> 00:18:01,511
Lies.
Deep state lies.
404
00:18:01,511 --> 00:18:02,928
Liberal lies.
405
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:09,345
Do you have
a trigonometry calculator?
406
00:18:09,345 --> 00:18:10,595
Yeah, in the drawer
407
00:18:10,595 --> 00:18:12,429
with the First Folio
of Shakespeare.
408
00:18:12,429 --> 00:18:15,429
Did you know that half of all
marriages end in divorce?
409
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:17,429
Half. I mean, what the hell's
even the point?
410
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,636
Tax breaks.
411
00:18:18,636 --> 00:18:20,678
Only helps if you pay taxes.
412
00:18:20,678 --> 00:18:21,887
- Law enforcement!
413
00:18:21,887 --> 00:18:23,262
Hands where I can see them!
414
00:18:23,262 --> 00:18:25,137
You two, upstairs.
Check for perps.
415
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,678
You four, kitchen and basement.
416
00:18:26,678 --> 00:18:28,470
Ma'am, I'ma need you
on the floor now!
417
00:18:28,470 --> 00:18:30,304
Not a chance.
I know my rights.
418
00:18:30,304 --> 00:18:32,137
We know our rights,
don't we?
419
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,262
We have a white male
420
00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:35,179
and a minority
in the kitchen, sir.
421
00:18:35,179 --> 00:18:36,511
I need you two
on the ground now.
422
00:18:36,511 --> 00:18:37,470
- No.
- Shut the fuck up.
423
00:18:37,470 --> 00:18:38,636
Dude, you're making me look
424
00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:40,387
ad-bay in front
of the cadets-cay.
425
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,345
Oh, fuck.
426
00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:43,304
Basement's clear, sir.
427
00:18:43,304 --> 00:18:44,470
Upstairs is clear too.
428
00:18:45,803 --> 00:18:47,470
Aidan, pat her down.
429
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:48,970
Look, touch me,
I will fuck you up.
430
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:51,720
Aidan, step down.
Ma'am, where are you going?
431
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:53,803
To cut hair, Carl.
432
00:18:53,803 --> 00:18:56,761
Mind if we use the RV
for official police business?
433
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,970
You're not allowed within
20 feet of my underwear drawer.
434
00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,720
I just need a place
that's small and depressing,
435
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,179
somewhere that'll break
a man's spirit.
436
00:19:03,179 --> 00:19:04,720
Sounds like your room.
437
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,012
- Cadets,
438
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,137
upstairs for official
interrogation training.
439
00:19:08,137 --> 00:19:10,053
- Nice dress.
- Thanks.
440
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,345
Hey.
441
00:19:11,345 --> 00:19:13,511
Hey.
442
00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:14,803
Did you guys know rich people
443
00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,470
count the number of threads
in their sheets?
444
00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:19,678
Fuck that. I can't even count
the number of stains in mine.
445
00:19:19,678 --> 00:19:21,179
You sleep
at that lady's place?
446
00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:23,970
Yup. She's got a Jacuzzi tub
in the master bedroom.
447
00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,429
Think I might be in love.
448
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,304
Whatever you do,
don't marry her.
449
00:19:27,304 --> 00:19:29,511
Fifty percent of all marriages
end in divorce.
450
00:19:29,511 --> 00:19:30,928
Straight ones, anyway.
451
00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:32,179
No data on the gay ones,
452
00:19:32,179 --> 00:19:34,012
but gotta be in the ballpark.
453
00:19:34,012 --> 00:19:35,511
How come you're looking up
marriage stats?
454
00:19:35,511 --> 00:19:36,845
'Cause Mickey's a punk
455
00:19:36,845 --> 00:19:38,345
and he's decided he's gonna
fuck other people
456
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:39,345
if I don't marry him.
457
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,845
A glittery twink named Byron.
458
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,470
But I mean,
look at the stats.
459
00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:43,845
What's the point?
460
00:19:43,845 --> 00:19:45,429
Sounds like you're scared.
461
00:19:45,429 --> 00:19:46,387
Of what?
462
00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:47,845
You love him, right?
463
00:19:47,845 --> 00:19:49,345
- Yeah.
- Then marry him.
464
00:19:49,345 --> 00:19:50,387
Make him happy.
465
00:19:50,387 --> 00:19:51,803
If you gotta get a divorce,
do it.
466
00:19:51,803 --> 00:19:52,928
Then you'll move on.
467
00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:55,262
But at least you'll be happy
for a while.
468
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,304
I gotta go get changed,
pick up my stepdaughter-to-be.
469
00:19:58,304 --> 00:20:00,012
Stepdaughter?
470
00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:01,636
I'm not scared.
471
00:20:01,636 --> 00:20:03,887
- Okay.
- I'm not.
472
00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:04,803
Fuck it.
473
00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,012
You wanna help me
run an errand?
474
00:20:06,012 --> 00:20:07,387
Can we get a trig calculator?
475
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,845
- Sure, nerd.
- We're gonna need money.
476
00:20:26,095 --> 00:20:27,429
Let's ride.
477
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:31,511
He was a running back.
478
00:20:31,511 --> 00:20:32,803
Stick!
479
00:20:32,803 --> 00:20:34,553
Uh, I mean a lineman.
480
00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:35,928
Stick!
481
00:20:35,928 --> 00:20:37,387
Quarterback.
482
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:39,220
He was a quarterback.
483
00:20:43,761 --> 00:20:45,220
Carrot.
484
00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:51,928
A black quarterback
in the '90s.
485
00:20:51,928 --> 00:20:54,137
- Good for him.
- Continue.
486
00:20:54,137 --> 00:20:56,220
Um...
487
00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,262
he was a-um, a sen
488
00:20:58,262 --> 00:20:59,595
- uh, fresh
- Fresh...
489
00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:00,429
- Freshman.
- Yeah.
490
00:21:00,429 --> 00:21:02,595
Uh, it was '95.
491
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,470
So I was a senior.
492
00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,220
A senior?
493
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,970
I figured
you were a grad student,
494
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:10,053
an old one.
495
00:21:10,053 --> 00:21:12,095
No, no,
I was a tenth-year senior.
496
00:21:12,095 --> 00:21:13,553
Continue.
497
00:21:17,053 --> 00:21:18,678
- Mm-mm!
498
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:20,470
Stuff's gonna
mess you up, man.
499
00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:22,095
Yeah, that's the point.
500
00:21:22,095 --> 00:21:23,220
We got high together.
501
00:21:23,220 --> 00:21:24,262
Stick.
502
00:21:24,262 --> 00:21:26,137
- Ime!
- Kyle never got high.
503
00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:27,470
I meant me.
504
00:21:27,470 --> 00:21:30,304
I got high,
not Kyle.
505
00:21:30,304 --> 00:21:32,720
Drugs...bad.
I was high on pot.
506
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,636
I mean crack.
507
00:21:34,636 --> 00:21:36,803
- Aw, shit.
508
00:21:36,803 --> 00:21:37,970
The cops busted us...
509
00:21:37,970 --> 00:21:39,012
Hands where I can see 'em.
510
00:21:39,012 --> 00:21:40,511
...for, um...
511
00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:42,137
possession, and
512
00:21:42,137 --> 00:21:43,262
- Stick!
- But wait.
513
00:21:43,262 --> 00:21:46,720
The-the-the, um...the...
the crack was mine.
514
00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:48,345
They busted me
for possession,
515
00:21:48,345 --> 00:21:52,470
which means
they must've busted him...
516
00:21:52,470 --> 00:21:53,845
for being black.
517
00:21:58,511 --> 00:22:00,470
Dealing.
518
00:22:00,470 --> 00:22:02,345
They thought he was my dealer.
519
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,095
I knew it.
520
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:13,137
I knew you couldn't have
forgotten him completely.
521
00:22:13,137 --> 00:22:14,511
You were right.
522
00:22:16,179 --> 00:22:18,429
Can I have that Oxy now?
523
00:22:18,429 --> 00:22:20,803
- Please?
- Oh, honey.
524
00:22:20,803 --> 00:22:23,429
You have earned
a lot more than one.
525
00:22:29,053 --> 00:22:30,220
What happened to you?
526
00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:31,970
Ah, some asshole
stole this chick's cash
527
00:22:31,970 --> 00:22:35,595
from an ATM machine,
and I chased him down.
528
00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,012
Look at you, superhero.
529
00:22:37,012 --> 00:22:38,262
How much did he take?
530
00:22:38,262 --> 00:22:39,553
Couple hundred.
531
00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:40,845
You give the money back?
532
00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:41,970
Hell no.
533
00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:43,636
Bought us some Devil Dawgs.
534
00:22:43,636 --> 00:22:44,803
Hey, all right.
535
00:22:44,803 --> 00:22:46,095
The rest of the money's
going towards
536
00:22:46,095 --> 00:22:47,928
Tami's medical bills.
537
00:22:47,928 --> 00:22:50,470
Thirty-six hundred.
3,400 now.
538
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:53,678
So you only need to steal
$200...
539
00:22:53,678 --> 00:22:55,012
what, 17 more times?
540
00:22:57,387 --> 00:23:00,220
Hey, you, uh...
541
00:23:00,220 --> 00:23:01,887
think I should've given
the cash back?
542
00:23:01,887 --> 00:23:03,429
You know, to the ATM chick?
543
00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:04,553
What'd she look like?
544
00:23:05,387 --> 00:23:07,137
Uh, she had a yoga mat.
545
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:08,304
Fuck that.
546
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,928
You should've stolen
her purse too.
547
00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:13,720
Uh, Tami's got me
questioning my morality.
548
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,053
You know, she says
I'm a-I'm a bad role model
549
00:23:16,053 --> 00:23:17,137
for the kid.
550
00:23:17,137 --> 00:23:19,095
Role models and morals
551
00:23:19,095 --> 00:23:20,387
are for the comfortably
middle-class.
552
00:23:20,387 --> 00:23:21,511
Rich people don't have 'em,
553
00:23:21,511 --> 00:23:23,511
and working guys like us
can't afford 'em.
554
00:23:23,511 --> 00:23:25,845
I got another one for you,
Bradley.
555
00:23:25,845 --> 00:23:26,887
Like this asshole.
556
00:23:26,887 --> 00:23:28,761
Think he has morals?
557
00:23:30,137 --> 00:23:32,095
What have you done to that bike
this time, Tully?
558
00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:38,345
You have to use these
every time, Solomon.
559
00:23:38,345 --> 00:23:39,970
And stick this
snail patch down there.
560
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,970
It burns the warts right off.
561
00:23:41,970 --> 00:23:44,845
Candace Madson,
come on down.
562
00:23:44,845 --> 00:23:46,887
Should we order more
of those snail patch thingies?
563
00:23:46,887 --> 00:23:47,970
Hell no.
564
00:23:47,970 --> 00:23:49,345
We should have
the girls dig around
565
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,262
in the backyard for snails
and make our own.
566
00:23:51,262 --> 00:23:52,761
Ms. Madson,
how you doing?
567
00:23:52,761 --> 00:23:54,511
What kind of jiffy care can
Nurse V do for you today?
568
00:23:54,511 --> 00:23:55,761
It's actually
not for me.
569
00:23:55,761 --> 00:23:57,095
It's for my daughter Jamie.
570
00:23:57,095 --> 00:23:59,678
We've tried a bunch
of other places in town
571
00:23:59,678 --> 00:24:02,012
clinics, hospitals, and such
but they're all out of network,
572
00:24:02,012 --> 00:24:03,970
so insurance won't cover
what she needs,
573
00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,470
and we can't afford
to pay out of pocket.
574
00:24:05,470 --> 00:24:07,012
Out of network?
Where are you from?
575
00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,095
Missouri.
576
00:24:08,095 --> 00:24:09,678
You can't get
what you need in Missouri?
577
00:24:09,678 --> 00:24:10,803
Not anymore.
578
00:24:10,803 --> 00:24:12,761
That's terrible.
What is it, honey?
579
00:24:13,595 --> 00:24:14,845
It's okay.
580
00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:16,262
An abortion.
581
00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:35,262
- Debbie?
582
00:24:35,262 --> 00:24:36,761
I'm Julia.
583
00:24:36,761 --> 00:24:38,928
I dig your car.
584
00:24:38,928 --> 00:24:41,678
- You're Julia?
- You sound surprised.
585
00:24:41,678 --> 00:24:43,553
I just-I thought
you'd be, uh...
586
00:24:43,553 --> 00:24:45,012
Uh, prettier?
587
00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:46,720
- No.
588
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:48,595
- Uh, younger.
- Oh, yeah.
589
00:24:48,595 --> 00:24:50,179
Well, I thought
you would be older.
590
00:24:50,179 --> 00:24:52,429
Most of my mom's hookers are.
591
00:24:52,429 --> 00:24:55,220
I'm not a hooker.
Your mom and I are dating.
592
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:56,179
That's cool.
593
00:24:56,179 --> 00:24:57,761
I'm dating your mom too.
594
00:24:57,761 --> 00:25:00,179
My mom's dead.
595
00:25:00,179 --> 00:25:01,137
Wow.
596
00:25:01,137 --> 00:25:05,137
Uh, this is gonna be
a fun afternoon.
597
00:25:06,012 --> 00:25:07,345
I'm sorry.
598
00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:09,761
Does underage underwear
make you uncomfortable?
599
00:25:09,761 --> 00:25:11,053
No.
600
00:25:11,053 --> 00:25:12,179
Good.
601
00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:16,262
Just, Catholic school uniforms.
Am I right?
602
00:25:16,262 --> 00:25:18,595
Okay, so your mom said
I'm supposed to take you
603
00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:19,887
to some class?
604
00:25:19,887 --> 00:25:21,387
She didn't tell you where?
605
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:24,053
She said you knew where it was.
606
00:25:24,053 --> 00:25:27,137
Awesome.
Uh, just head towards Fulton.
607
00:25:27,137 --> 00:25:28,429
I'll get us there.
608
00:25:28,429 --> 00:25:30,220
Okay.
609
00:25:33,928 --> 00:25:36,304
You know you're supposed
to stop at stop signs, right?
610
00:25:36,304 --> 00:25:37,720
The Prius came
out of nowhere, man.
611
00:25:39,470 --> 00:25:40,928
Sorry. Gotta take this.
612
00:25:40,928 --> 00:25:43,470
Dr. Peterson.
Talk to me.
613
00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:44,970
He's a chiropractor.
614
00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:46,553
That's, like, a fake doctor.
615
00:25:47,511 --> 00:25:49,095
What do you think?
616
00:25:49,095 --> 00:25:50,553
- The thing's fucked.
- Yeah.
617
00:25:50,553 --> 00:25:51,970
Cost me five grand
just in parts,
618
00:25:51,970 --> 00:25:54,304
then two guys,
two weeks to do it.
619
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:56,387
We're looking
at more than nine grand.
620
00:25:56,387 --> 00:25:57,595
We could turn over three bikes
621
00:25:57,595 --> 00:25:59,387
at four grand each
in that time.
622
00:25:59,387 --> 00:26:00,970
Gotta quote him at least that.
623
00:26:00,970 --> 00:26:02,720
This bike even worth 12 grand?
624
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,429
- No.
- No.
625
00:26:05,429 --> 00:26:06,429
So what do
you think, Bradley?
626
00:26:06,429 --> 00:26:07,304
Start at 11,
settle for ten.
627
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,928
- Huh?
- Well, Tully...
628
00:26:09,928 --> 00:26:11,636
can't do it for less than 12.
629
00:26:11,636 --> 00:26:12,887
Jeez, man.
630
00:26:12,887 --> 00:26:14,928
I can get a new Harley
for a couple grand more.
631
00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:17,137
With parts and labor,
I can't go lower than that.
632
00:26:17,137 --> 00:26:18,678
But I was telling Lip,
633
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:20,137
he needs practice,
or I may have to can him
634
00:26:20,137 --> 00:26:22,012
for a more experienced guy.
635
00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:23,012
What?
636
00:26:23,012 --> 00:26:24,220
Maybe he could take it on.
637
00:26:24,220 --> 00:26:26,595
You know,
learning project or whatever.
638
00:26:26,595 --> 00:26:28,137
What do you think, Lip?
639
00:26:28,137 --> 00:26:30,179
Oh, yeah. I mean...
640
00:26:30,179 --> 00:26:31,803
I don't know, man.
It's a big job, you know.
641
00:26:31,803 --> 00:26:34,179
Mm. Probably bigger
than you can handle.
642
00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:35,845
- Eh.
- Never mind.
643
00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,095
No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
644
00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:39,304
How much would you need, Lip?
645
00:26:39,304 --> 00:26:41,595
Eleven grand?
646
00:26:41,595 --> 00:26:43,095
Still sounds high, man.
647
00:26:43,095 --> 00:26:44,511
Mm. I agree.
648
00:26:44,511 --> 00:26:46,970
If he had said ten...
649
00:26:48,845 --> 00:26:50,720
Would you do it for ten?
650
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,553
Mm...
651
00:26:52,553 --> 00:26:54,220
I don't know.
652
00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:56,262
Why not?
653
00:26:56,262 --> 00:26:57,636
- All right.
- All right.
654
00:26:57,636 --> 00:26:58,636
Great.
655
00:26:58,636 --> 00:26:59,803
Uh, wheel it over
to the corner.
656
00:26:59,803 --> 00:27:01,304
Lip'll take it from there.
657
00:27:04,678 --> 00:27:06,970
Looks like you won't have
to steal anything for a while.
658
00:27:08,636 --> 00:27:11,095
Where were you when our
greatest president was shot?
659
00:27:11,095 --> 00:27:12,636
Obama was shot?
660
00:27:12,636 --> 00:27:13,845
No. Reagan.
661
00:27:13,845 --> 00:27:15,470
- I wasn't born yet.
- I don't believe you.
662
00:27:15,470 --> 00:27:17,970
Francesca, hit him.
663
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,970
No, no, no!
Never the face.
664
00:27:19,970 --> 00:27:21,387
Torso only.
665
00:27:21,387 --> 00:27:23,179
And use this.
666
00:27:23,179 --> 00:27:24,595
Won't leave marks.
667
00:27:25,012 --> 00:27:27,345
Standard interrogation
techniques, people.
668
00:27:27,345 --> 00:27:29,304
You'll need them.
So learn them well.
669
00:27:29,304 --> 00:27:30,511
Ready, Ravi?
670
00:27:30,511 --> 00:27:31,636
Hit me.
671
00:27:31,636 --> 00:27:33,012
You heard the man.
672
00:27:41,553 --> 00:27:43,636
Jesus fuck.
Why is it so clean in here?
673
00:27:43,636 --> 00:27:45,511
The maid comes twice a week.
674
00:27:45,511 --> 00:27:47,429
Wow.
675
00:27:47,429 --> 00:27:49,179
Nice bed.
Where are you gonna sleep?
676
00:27:50,345 --> 00:27:53,928
I...figured we'd share it?
677
00:27:53,928 --> 00:27:55,470
Ah, no,
that ain't gonna work.
678
00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,345
You can sleep on the floor.
679
00:27:57,345 --> 00:27:58,845
Look, this is how
this is gonna work.
680
00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:00,387
I like to eat around seven
every night.
681
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,970
Any later than that,
I get the GERD something nasty.
682
00:28:01,970 --> 00:28:03,970
So if you could, uh,
get your maid lady
683
00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:06,262
to cook us up something for
around then, that'd be swell.
684
00:28:06,262 --> 00:28:07,720
We have sex
whenever I feel like it.
685
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:08,845
Obviously, I'll be the top,
686
00:28:08,845 --> 00:28:10,345
since you're...
pretty much a chick.
687
00:28:10,345 --> 00:28:11,720
But you are gonna have
to stick something up my ass
688
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,387
every once in a while,
or I'm gonna get real bitchy.
689
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,179
This does not fall under the
scope of Nurse V's Jiffy Care.
690
00:28:19,179 --> 00:28:21,095
She's
a 15-year-old Missouri girl
691
00:28:21,095 --> 00:28:22,511
who's ten weeks pregnant,
692
00:28:22,511 --> 00:28:25,179
and some old white assholes
decided she can't terminate
693
00:28:25,179 --> 00:28:27,179
her pregnancy in her state
after eight weeks.
694
00:28:27,179 --> 00:28:28,470
What's she supposed to do,
695
00:28:28,470 --> 00:28:31,220
risk her life in some
back-alley abortion?
696
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,387
We'll take her
to the clinic.
697
00:28:32,387 --> 00:28:34,636
How much are one of those,
Dr. Brenda?
698
00:28:34,636 --> 00:28:38,387
Without insurance,
it'll run at least $400.
699
00:28:38,387 --> 00:28:39,970
That's not that much.
700
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:42,470
They're on the SNAP program.
They can barely afford to eat.
701
00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:44,053
What about one
of those free clinics?
702
00:28:44,053 --> 00:28:45,970
Clinics won't touch
an out-of-state patient,
703
00:28:45,970 --> 00:28:48,387
free or not.
704
00:28:48,387 --> 00:28:51,012
There's always
a medical abortion.
705
00:28:51,012 --> 00:28:52,262
Mifepristone.
706
00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:54,179
Two pills taken
over a couple of days.
707
00:28:54,179 --> 00:28:55,595
Great, let's point 'em
to Rite Aid
708
00:28:55,595 --> 00:28:56,595
and send them on their way.
709
00:28:56,595 --> 00:28:57,845
Uh, how much does that cost?
710
00:28:57,845 --> 00:28:58,928
About the same.
711
00:28:58,928 --> 00:29:01,179
But I could always write
the prescription
712
00:29:01,179 --> 00:29:03,220
in Veronica's name.
713
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:05,761
I mean, with insurance,
it's only a $20 copay.
714
00:29:05,761 --> 00:29:07,761
- You have insurance?
- Obamacare.
715
00:29:07,761 --> 00:29:08,928
So great,
on top of all this,
716
00:29:08,928 --> 00:29:10,553
we're running
an insurance scam now?
717
00:29:10,553 --> 00:29:11,720
She's 15.
718
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,845
Having a baby this young
could ruin her life.
719
00:29:13,845 --> 00:29:16,095
We started V's Jiffy Care
to do some good.
720
00:29:16,095 --> 00:29:17,803
At least it's the lesser
of two evils.
721
00:29:17,803 --> 00:29:20,470
We both have to agree
if we're gonna do this.
722
00:29:20,470 --> 00:29:22,928
But remember before you answer,
if you say no,
723
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:24,429
you're just another man
standing in the way
724
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:25,928
of a woman's future.
725
00:29:28,970 --> 00:29:30,887
All right, Jamie,
I think we found a solution.
726
00:29:30,887 --> 00:29:33,678
I hope you don't mind.
We told a few friends.
727
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,137
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.
728
00:29:39,137 --> 00:29:41,053
- Hi.
- Hello.
729
00:29:41,053 --> 00:29:44,095
Open up.
730
00:29:46,345 --> 00:29:47,636
Mm-hmm!
731
00:29:52,553 --> 00:29:55,262
Am I to blame?
732
00:29:55,262 --> 00:29:58,179
Probably not, but for
the purposes of discussion,
733
00:29:58,179 --> 00:30:00,345
we'll say yes.
734
00:30:00,345 --> 00:30:02,803
But I was a dumb kid then.
735
00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,636
If we're to be punished
for the things we did as kids,
736
00:30:05,636 --> 00:30:08,845
how is anyone ever gonna
become president
737
00:30:08,845 --> 00:30:11,053
or Supreme Court justice?
738
00:30:11,053 --> 00:30:12,887
- Another one?
- Yes, please.
739
00:30:15,304 --> 00:30:18,137
And, uh...
740
00:30:18,137 --> 00:30:20,595
Can I...
741
00:30:20,595 --> 00:30:23,387
...really be held responsible
for the racism
742
00:30:23,387 --> 00:30:26,179
inherent in the criminal
justice system?
743
00:30:26,179 --> 00:30:30,304
I mean, I didn't tell them
he was my dealer.
744
00:30:30,304 --> 00:30:32,470
They assumed it.
745
00:30:32,470 --> 00:30:35,262
- Another one?
- Mm!
746
00:30:40,678 --> 00:30:42,345
And really,
747
00:30:42,345 --> 00:30:46,304
the cops can be forgiven
for their mistake.
748
00:30:46,304 --> 00:30:47,845
It was the '90s.
749
00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:50,053
Black people really were
drug dealers then.
750
00:30:50,053 --> 00:30:51,678
Mm.
751
00:30:51,678 --> 00:30:53,053
One more?
752
00:30:53,053 --> 00:30:54,595
How many is this?
753
00:30:54,595 --> 00:30:56,053
Five.
754
00:31:00,053 --> 00:31:01,678
There you go.
755
00:31:03,553 --> 00:31:06,095
Why are you suddenly
being nice to me?
756
00:31:06,095 --> 00:31:08,720
Who said anything
about being nice?
757
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:12,053
Now that you remember exactly
how you destroyed Kyle's life,
758
00:31:12,053 --> 00:31:14,511
I can get on with
making you pay for it.
759
00:31:14,511 --> 00:31:16,720
Filling me full of Oxy?
760
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:19,761
Mm.
I need you in an opioid coma
761
00:31:19,761 --> 00:31:22,429
but not, you know, dead.
762
00:31:24,053 --> 00:31:26,553
Want a sip?
It's, uh, root beer.
763
00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,761
Out of a straw?
No, thanks.
764
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,220
What's wrong with a straw?
765
00:31:30,220 --> 00:31:32,845
Nothing, if you don't like
the environment,
766
00:31:32,845 --> 00:31:35,095
which clearly you don't,
with your plastic straws
767
00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:37,220
and your pre-emission standards
Subaru.
768
00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:38,678
You said you liked my car.
769
00:31:38,678 --> 00:31:40,761
Yeah.
It's called sarcasm.
770
00:31:40,761 --> 00:31:42,678
You know 90 percent of turtles
will be born
771
00:31:42,678 --> 00:31:45,387
with plastic straws in their
bodies in the next ten years
772
00:31:45,387 --> 00:31:47,012
due largely to you and the...
773
00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:48,095
- Me?
- ...billions of straws
774
00:31:48,095 --> 00:31:49,220
Chicagoans discard
carelessly...
775
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:51,053
- Billions?
- ...into Lake Michigan
776
00:31:51,053 --> 00:31:52,636
which inevitably
churn their way
777
00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:54,053
through the Great Lakes system
778
00:31:54,053 --> 00:31:55,928
and then down
the Saint Lawrence Seaway
779
00:31:55,928 --> 00:31:57,012
- and out...
- Saint Lawrence Seaway?
780
00:31:57,012 --> 00:31:58,262
...into the Atlantic Ocean,
781
00:31:58,262 --> 00:32:00,262
where global water currents
evenly distribute them
782
00:32:00,262 --> 00:32:01,928
throughout the world.
783
00:32:01,928 --> 00:32:03,470
My anti-straw Facebook group
784
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:05,636
is staging a massive protest
this week.
785
00:32:05,636 --> 00:32:07,761
Your anti-straw Facebook group?
786
00:32:07,761 --> 00:32:09,678
Yuk it up, Big Gulp.
787
00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,345
It's my generation that's gonna
have to save the world
788
00:32:12,345 --> 00:32:14,053
that your generation
shit all over.
789
00:32:14,053 --> 00:32:16,095
Okay, I'm, like,
three years older than you.
790
00:32:16,095 --> 00:32:18,553
So my generation
is your generation.
791
00:32:18,553 --> 00:32:20,761
And you don't have a corner
on saving the world.
792
00:32:20,761 --> 00:32:22,928
Up until a week ago,
I was on strike.
793
00:32:22,928 --> 00:32:26,220
So I'm basically the definition
of pro-labor feminism.
794
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,387
Thanks, Norma Rae.
795
00:32:28,387 --> 00:32:30,470
A lot of good pro-labor
feminism is gonna do us
796
00:32:30,470 --> 00:32:32,761
after sea levels rise 40 feet.
797
00:32:32,761 --> 00:32:34,761
Well, you know whose fault
that's gonna be?
798
00:32:34,761 --> 00:32:36,179
Rich people.
799
00:32:36,179 --> 00:32:37,803
Flying all around the world
in your private jets...
800
00:32:37,803 --> 00:32:39,636
Okay, that's not ours.
It's the company's.
801
00:32:39,636 --> 00:32:40,803
...living in your
air-conditioned mansions,
802
00:32:40,803 --> 00:32:42,387
blaming poor people
and our straws
803
00:32:42,387 --> 00:32:43,595
for destroying the planet.
804
00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,970
Not everyone can be born
sucking organic kombucha
805
00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:47,761
out of a potato-starch bottle.
806
00:32:47,761 --> 00:32:48,928
- Okay, turn here.
- Huh?
807
00:32:48,928 --> 00:32:49,970
We're here.
Just turn here.
808
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:51,636
Your class is
at Georgee's Pizza?
809
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,678
No. I'm just hungry.
810
00:32:53,678 --> 00:32:55,636
Your mom said
no unhealthy food.
811
00:32:55,636 --> 00:32:57,262
Yeah, and my mom also said
you're not a hooker.
812
00:32:57,262 --> 00:32:58,970
- So...
- Fuck you, Riverdale.
813
00:32:58,970 --> 00:33:00,304
Tell me where your class is.
814
00:33:00,304 --> 00:33:01,137
- No.
- Tell me.
815
00:33:01,137 --> 00:33:02,595
No!
816
00:33:02,595 --> 00:33:03,429
Fine.
817
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:06,387
- Hey. What are you doing?
818
00:33:06,387 --> 00:33:08,053
- Calling your mom.
819
00:33:08,053 --> 00:33:09,553
Jesus. Fine.
820
00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:12,387
Okay, I-I'll tell you.
821
00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:13,887
On one condition.
822
00:33:13,887 --> 00:33:15,511
What?
823
00:33:15,511 --> 00:33:17,678
You want me to do
this class so bad,
824
00:33:17,678 --> 00:33:19,845
you have to do it with me.
825
00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:24,803
Okay, let me see that one.
826
00:33:26,220 --> 00:33:27,636
Why am I here again?
827
00:33:27,636 --> 00:33:28,636
To try these on.
828
00:33:28,636 --> 00:33:30,678
Mickey has
freakishly small hands.
829
00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:33,387
What do you think?
830
00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,179
Slip it on my finger.
I need the full effect.
831
00:33:36,179 --> 00:33:37,220
Here you go.
832
00:33:40,553 --> 00:33:42,137
Brushed white gold,
833
00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:44,887
matte finish, round edges.
834
00:33:44,887 --> 00:33:47,387
Tastefully simple.
I approve.
835
00:33:48,053 --> 00:33:49,595
How much for two of 'em?
836
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,053
- Four hundred each.
- Nope.
837
00:33:51,053 --> 00:33:53,511
Uh, 400 for the pair.
838
00:33:53,511 --> 00:33:55,179
Final offer.
839
00:33:56,678 --> 00:33:58,012
It's on Aunt Oopie.
840
00:34:00,345 --> 00:34:01,678
Do you take cards?
841
00:34:01,678 --> 00:34:03,887
Twenty-first century, kid.
842
00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:05,720
Everybody takes cards.
843
00:34:10,304 --> 00:34:12,053
The hell is a spin class?
844
00:34:12,053 --> 00:34:13,970
It's a sweaty, anorexic Nazi
845
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:16,220
screaming motivational shit
at you
846
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,304
while you ride a bike
that goes literally nowhere.
847
00:34:18,304 --> 00:34:20,429
Why would anyone
wanna do that?
848
00:34:20,429 --> 00:34:23,053
My mom makes me.
She thinks I'm fat.
849
00:34:23,053 --> 00:34:25,511
You're just a puppet
in her body-shaming shit show.
850
00:34:25,511 --> 00:34:28,137
Hi, I'm Julia.
I'm checking in for class.
851
00:34:28,137 --> 00:34:30,928
And can I buy a class
for my mom's hooker, Debbie?
852
00:34:30,928 --> 00:34:32,053
- Not a hooker.
- And we're gonna need
853
00:34:32,053 --> 00:34:33,595
to buy her shorts
and a T-shirt.
854
00:34:33,595 --> 00:34:35,053
But you can just put it
on my mom's account.
855
00:34:35,053 --> 00:34:36,137
Claudia Nicolo.
856
00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:38,053
Uh, no, thank you.
I'm actually all good.
857
00:34:38,053 --> 00:34:40,262
You think my mom does this
because she loves me?
858
00:34:40,262 --> 00:34:41,595
Time to see
859
00:34:41,595 --> 00:34:43,845
what being loved by my mom
really feels like.
860
00:34:43,845 --> 00:34:47,928
What kind of person
do you wanna be today?
861
00:34:47,928 --> 00:34:49,387
Up, up, up, up, up!
862
00:34:49,387 --> 00:34:50,845
You coming?
863
00:34:50,845 --> 00:34:53,179
Let's see
that tattoo. Let's go!
864
00:34:53,803 --> 00:34:55,720
We're gonna need
more prescriptions.
865
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,137
Well, how many more?
866
00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:59,053
Seven.
867
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,970
I can't write more
than one prescription
868
00:35:00,970 --> 00:35:03,387
for the abortion pill
in Veronica's name.
869
00:35:03,387 --> 00:35:05,429
We-I'd lose my license.
870
00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:06,887
What if you didn't write it?
871
00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:08,970
What if you were to, say,
872
00:35:08,970 --> 00:35:11,053
misplace your scrip pad
873
00:35:11,053 --> 00:35:14,179
and whoever found it
were to anonymously
874
00:35:14,179 --> 00:35:15,387
write a whole bunch
of prescriptions
875
00:35:15,387 --> 00:35:16,970
before you even realized
it was gone?
876
00:35:16,970 --> 00:35:18,345
Mm.
877
00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:20,803
Well, even if I were
to misplace my scrip pad,
878
00:35:20,803 --> 00:35:23,137
whoever found it would have
to write prescriptions
879
00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:25,179
in other people's names.
880
00:35:25,179 --> 00:35:27,220
They're not gonna give more
than one set of pills
881
00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:28,636
to the same person.
882
00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:31,803
I'm sure whoever found it
would figure something out.
883
00:35:31,803 --> 00:35:34,636
Are we still talking about us?
884
00:35:34,636 --> 00:35:36,304
They're scared
little girls, Bren.
885
00:35:36,304 --> 00:35:38,803
Ten years ago,
that could've been you and me.
886
00:35:42,845 --> 00:35:44,636
I can't, V.
887
00:35:44,636 --> 00:35:45,678
I'm sorry.
888
00:35:52,429 --> 00:35:53,511
Ugh.
889
00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,803
See you.
890
00:36:00,803 --> 00:36:01,970
See you.
891
00:36:09,553 --> 00:36:10,845
Don't be a hero!
892
00:36:10,845 --> 00:36:13,429
I swear I'll bury
a bullet in his head.
893
00:36:15,012 --> 00:36:16,595
Can someone be a hero, please?
894
00:36:16,595 --> 00:36:18,595
The Sox game's about to start.
895
00:36:23,970 --> 00:36:25,345
Nine times out of ten,
896
00:36:25,345 --> 00:36:27,803
a guy holding a gun
to another guy's head
897
00:36:27,803 --> 00:36:30,179
does not have the intention
of pulling the trigger.
898
00:36:30,179 --> 00:36:32,429
If you have a clean shot,
take it.
899
00:36:32,429 --> 00:36:33,803
That's terrible advice.
900
00:36:35,053 --> 00:36:36,387
Let's reset.
901
00:36:36,387 --> 00:36:37,595
Ah, the first inning's
started.
902
00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:40,387
- I'm out.
- Ooh. I'll do it.
903
00:36:40,387 --> 00:36:42,553
L-looks fun.
904
00:36:42,553 --> 00:36:44,720
Cool.
Francesca, you're up.
905
00:36:48,887 --> 00:36:50,387
And go.
906
00:36:50,387 --> 00:36:52,511
Don't be a hero.
I swear I'll
907
00:36:53,595 --> 00:36:54,761
Oh.
908
00:36:54,761 --> 00:36:56,678
Shoot the hostage.
909
00:36:56,678 --> 00:36:58,470
I like your style.
910
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,928
I don't think
this is gonna work.
911
00:37:02,928 --> 00:37:04,387
Well, we're giving it a try,
912
00:37:04,387 --> 00:37:06,720
'cause six pregnant teenagers
don't wanna be raising babies
913
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,304
instead of graduating
high school.
914
00:37:08,304 --> 00:37:10,137
Hey, Gracie.
They in there?
915
00:37:10,137 --> 00:37:11,761
They are.
Got 'em all fired up for you.
916
00:37:11,761 --> 00:37:13,179
Ah, thanks, baby.
917
00:37:16,928 --> 00:37:18,095
- Hi, Veronica.
- Hey, girl.
918
00:37:18,095 --> 00:37:19,928
Hi, ladies.
919
00:37:19,928 --> 00:37:21,220
Remember Kevin?
920
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:23,928
Uh-huh. Sure do.
921
00:37:25,095 --> 00:37:26,636
Gracie explained to y'all
what's going on?
922
00:37:26,636 --> 00:37:28,179
Let's do this.
923
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,095
All right, ladies.
Saddle up.
924
00:37:30,095 --> 00:37:32,053
We're going on a field trip.
925
00:37:35,761 --> 00:37:38,761
Mifepristone.
You need an abortion?
926
00:37:38,761 --> 00:37:41,012
I told Murray
the pullout method
927
00:37:41,012 --> 00:37:42,928
was an ineffective form
of birth control,
928
00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:46,470
but he's a little
hard of hearing nowadays.
929
00:37:46,470 --> 00:37:47,803
Here's my co-pay.
930
00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:50,220
I'm afraid you're gonna have
to pay full price.
931
00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:53,095
Medicare only covers abortion
in cases of rape, incest,
932
00:37:53,095 --> 00:37:54,429
or when the mother's life
is in danger.
933
00:37:54,429 --> 00:37:55,678
I'm 80 years old.
934
00:37:55,678 --> 00:37:57,845
Having a baby'll
probably kill me.
935
00:37:57,845 --> 00:37:59,470
Might as well
grab some for me
936
00:37:59,470 --> 00:38:01,345
while you're back there,
young man.
937
00:38:01,345 --> 00:38:03,137
I was raped.
938
00:38:03,137 --> 00:38:04,636
Incest for me.
939
00:38:04,636 --> 00:38:06,095
Me too!
940
00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:07,636
- Rape again.
- I was raped too.
941
00:38:07,636 --> 00:38:10,970
- Incest.
- #MeToo.
942
00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:15,470
Hey.
943
00:38:15,470 --> 00:38:17,304
What are you doing home
so early?
944
00:38:17,304 --> 00:38:21,470
Ugh. Uh, my nana's
gone missing again.
945
00:38:21,470 --> 00:38:23,761
So my dad and Aunt Oopie are
on their way up to Milwaukee
946
00:38:23,761 --> 00:38:25,179
to look for her.
947
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:27,137
Oh, your grandma, huh?
How long she been gone?
948
00:38:27,137 --> 00:38:29,012
Uh, I'm not sure.
949
00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:31,012
But they'll find her
wandering around in town
950
00:38:31,012 --> 00:38:32,887
looking for her cat,
I'm sure.
951
00:38:32,887 --> 00:38:34,262
- Hi.
- Hi.
952
00:38:34,262 --> 00:38:35,845
- She's got a cat?
- Uh, no.
953
00:38:35,845 --> 00:38:38,095
No cat,
just Alzheimer's.
954
00:38:38,095 --> 00:38:39,678
- So no free childcare.
955
00:38:39,678 --> 00:38:41,511
I know.
We're almost done.
956
00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:45,012
Well, uh, maybe we can
boot Oopie
957
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:47,470
and pay for it
958
00:38:47,470 --> 00:38:49,845
and pay off
all your medical bills.
959
00:38:56,345 --> 00:38:57,720
What's this?
960
00:38:57,720 --> 00:38:59,095
That's five grand.
961
00:39:00,179 --> 00:39:02,053
I'm fixing a bike on the side,
962
00:39:02,053 --> 00:39:04,179
and most of that
is gonna go towards parts,
963
00:39:04,179 --> 00:39:06,887
but I get another five
when it's finished.
964
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:08,636
So ten grand?
965
00:39:08,636 --> 00:39:11,970
Well, we'll clear about four
when it's all said and done.
966
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:14,053
But yeah.
967
00:39:14,053 --> 00:39:15,470
Four grand
968
00:39:15,470 --> 00:39:17,553
born of monkey grease
and man sweat.
969
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,387
As opposed to what?
970
00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:29,053
As opposed to...
971
00:39:29,053 --> 00:39:31,720
uh...theft.
972
00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:34,928
Oh, come on. Hey.
973
00:39:34,928 --> 00:39:36,053
- No.
- I was joking.
974
00:39:36,053 --> 00:39:37,053
I know.
975
00:39:41,761 --> 00:39:43,053
All right, okay,
976
00:39:43,053 --> 00:39:46,262
but seriously, y-you've
never stolen anything before?
977
00:39:46,262 --> 00:39:47,304
Uh...
978
00:39:49,595 --> 00:39:52,803
...three-dollar earrings
on a dare
979
00:39:52,803 --> 00:39:55,262
when I was ten.
980
00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:58,095
Yeah, you see, that's worse
than anything I've ever stolen.
981
00:39:59,220 --> 00:40:03,012
You've stolen food and money.
982
00:40:03,012 --> 00:40:04,387
How is that worse?
983
00:40:04,387 --> 00:40:06,595
'Cause you stole for fun.
984
00:40:06,595 --> 00:40:09,511
You know, I stole so that Fiona
didn't have to work a third job
985
00:40:09,511 --> 00:40:11,720
so she could cover
our electric bill.
986
00:40:11,720 --> 00:40:13,803
I mean, you want me to be
ashamed of the way I grew up?
987
00:40:13,803 --> 00:40:14,928
No.
988
00:40:14,928 --> 00:40:16,095
I...
989
00:40:17,928 --> 00:40:19,137
It would just be nice
990
00:40:19,137 --> 00:40:21,387
if you knew that
that wasn't normal.
991
00:40:21,387 --> 00:40:24,595
Well, it might not
be Tamietti normal,
992
00:40:24,595 --> 00:40:27,262
but it's definitely
Gallagher normal.
993
00:40:27,262 --> 00:40:31,220
Look, I'm fine
living in an RV,
994
00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:34,720
scraping by, doing whatever
we have to to survive.
995
00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,137
Yeah.
996
00:40:36,137 --> 00:40:38,761
As long as we're aiming
for something a little higher.
997
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:43,345
Why is he crying?
998
00:40:43,345 --> 00:40:44,470
Hey.
999
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,887
To skipping
spin class.
1000
00:40:51,887 --> 00:40:54,304
To skipping spin class.
1001
00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,553
Fine. Jesus.
1002
00:41:01,137 --> 00:41:03,387
Should we pick up burgers
for dinner?
1003
00:41:03,387 --> 00:41:05,220
Doesn't a burger require, like,
1004
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:06,970
a thousand gallons
of water to produce?
1005
00:41:06,970 --> 00:41:10,345
Six hundred sixty.
But we all have our vices.
1006
00:41:10,345 --> 00:41:12,553
What are yours?
1007
00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,803
Other than, you know,
straws and hooking.
1008
00:41:15,636 --> 00:41:18,179
Not a hooker.
Your mom and I like each other.
1009
00:41:18,179 --> 00:41:20,720
Okay. Your funeral.
1010
00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:23,970
She loves you, you know.
1011
00:41:23,970 --> 00:41:26,304
She calls me fat.
To my face.
1012
00:41:26,304 --> 00:41:29,429
Hmm. Mine used to make me
boil her old needles.
1013
00:41:29,429 --> 00:41:32,678
My mom made me get a Brazilian
before fifth-grade swim camp.
1014
00:41:32,678 --> 00:41:35,470
Mine would use my
Easy-Bake Oven to cook crack.
1015
00:41:35,470 --> 00:41:38,304
Mine got me a nose job
when I was 13.
1016
00:41:38,304 --> 00:41:39,429
Mine made me test her coke
1017
00:41:39,429 --> 00:41:41,179
to make sure there weren't
laxatives in it.
1018
00:41:41,179 --> 00:41:42,887
- There were.
1019
00:41:42,887 --> 00:41:45,095
Moms do shitty stuff
sometimes.
1020
00:41:45,095 --> 00:41:47,470
It doesn't mean
they don't love us.
1021
00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:50,179
You've really drunk my mom's
Kool-Aid, haven't you?
1022
00:41:50,179 --> 00:41:51,387
Is that a sex thing?
1023
00:41:51,387 --> 00:41:53,220
'Cause probably.
1024
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:54,636
Huh.
1025
00:41:54,636 --> 00:41:55,928
"Huh" what?
1026
00:41:55,928 --> 00:41:58,345
Nothing.
1027
00:41:58,345 --> 00:42:02,262
I decided you might just
be interesting after all.
1028
00:42:02,262 --> 00:42:04,220
Wow.
Really?
1029
00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:13,636
Sorry. I...
1030
00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:38,553
Tami told me you'd be out here.
1031
00:42:38,553 --> 00:42:42,553
She also tell you
I'm a thief and a degenerate?
1032
00:42:42,553 --> 00:42:45,511
Didn't need to.
Already knew that.
1033
00:42:45,511 --> 00:42:47,636
Where you headed?
1034
00:42:47,636 --> 00:42:48,928
To see Mickey.
1035
00:42:51,595 --> 00:42:53,179
Gonna propose.
1036
00:42:56,511 --> 00:42:58,053
Cool.
1037
00:43:02,095 --> 00:43:03,429
Hey, uh, why, again?
1038
00:43:06,928 --> 00:43:07,928
Huh?
1039
00:43:07,928 --> 00:43:09,678
Why are you gonna propose
to Mickey?
1040
00:43:10,761 --> 00:43:12,429
Because I love him.
1041
00:43:14,095 --> 00:43:15,761
And Debbie told me to.
1042
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,511
I thought you were all for
us getting married.
1043
00:43:20,511 --> 00:43:23,095
Hey, I'm all for anyone getting
married if they want to,
1044
00:43:23,095 --> 00:43:24,262
but...
1045
00:43:24,262 --> 00:43:25,803
I don't think you want to.
1046
00:43:27,470 --> 00:43:30,053
Otherwise, you wouldn't have
backed out the first time.
1047
00:43:30,053 --> 00:43:31,345
Aw, fuck, Lip.
1048
00:43:31,345 --> 00:43:33,012
You can't just throw this
on me now.
1049
00:43:33,012 --> 00:43:34,928
I've already spent all day
convincing myself to do this.
1050
00:43:34,928 --> 00:43:36,429
No, no. Nah.
1051
00:43:36,429 --> 00:43:38,470
I've decided.
I'm gonna go do it.
1052
00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:39,761
Great. Do it.
1053
00:43:39,761 --> 00:43:41,179
Great. I'm going.
1054
00:43:41,179 --> 00:43:42,761
Great. Go.
1055
00:43:49,553 --> 00:43:50,887
You're just gonna let me go?
1056
00:43:50,887 --> 00:43:52,553
Okay. I-I don't know
what you want me to do here.
1057
00:43:52,553 --> 00:43:54,970
Yeah, I don't fucking know
either, Lip.
1058
00:43:56,137 --> 00:43:58,304
I want him back.
1059
00:43:58,304 --> 00:43:59,803
So get him back.
1060
00:43:59,803 --> 00:44:03,012
But I think I'm gonna have
to marry him to do it.
1061
00:44:10,845 --> 00:44:12,761
I think you should marry him.
1062
00:44:13,887 --> 00:44:15,345
Someday.
1063
00:44:17,179 --> 00:44:18,345
All right?
But first,
1064
00:44:18,345 --> 00:44:20,470
just try and figure out
why you don't want to.
1065
00:44:24,511 --> 00:44:26,553
Good work today,
Francesca.
1066
00:44:26,553 --> 00:44:28,262
Glad you finally
stopped crying, Aidan.
1067
00:44:28,262 --> 00:44:30,720
Carl.
What happened today, son?
1068
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,928
Sir?
1069
00:44:32,928 --> 00:44:34,262
You send some
of the Discoverers
1070
00:44:34,262 --> 00:44:35,345
to the emergency room?
1071
00:44:35,345 --> 00:44:37,137
Well...
1072
00:44:37,137 --> 00:44:39,053
Yeah. I got a call
from some of the parents.
1073
00:44:39,053 --> 00:44:41,595
Ravi's mother,
State Senator Wilson,
1074
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,179
says he got a broken rib.
1075
00:44:43,179 --> 00:44:45,304
Something about being beaten
with The Mueller Report.
1076
00:44:45,304 --> 00:44:46,678
It was a paperback, sir.
1077
00:44:46,678 --> 00:44:48,887
I didn't realize
it would leave marks.
1078
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,304
Scout's father
says his daughter's got
1079
00:44:50,304 --> 00:44:52,803
a bruised clavicle
from a paintball incident.
1080
00:44:52,803 --> 00:44:55,220
Timmy Obama's in the hospital
with a strangulated testicle.
1081
00:44:55,220 --> 00:44:57,429
Says you kneed him
in the balls this morning.
1082
00:44:57,429 --> 00:44:59,595
Well, I was taking
"cart-ay" blanche, sir.
1083
00:44:59,595 --> 00:45:02,053
Taking-I told you to ride 'em
hard and put 'em down wet,
1084
00:45:02,053 --> 00:45:04,553
not break his ribs
and put him in the hospital.
1085
00:45:06,345 --> 00:45:08,511
I think I've got a place
better suited for your talent.
1086
00:45:08,511 --> 00:45:10,304
The academy, sir?
1087
00:45:10,304 --> 00:45:13,012
How you feel about trash?
1088
00:45:13,012 --> 00:45:15,220
Well, I don't feel great
about it.
1089
00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:17,387
Hmm.
Sanitation department.
1090
00:45:17,387 --> 00:45:18,803
You know, in your time
with the Discoverers,
1091
00:45:18,803 --> 00:45:20,095
you've already proven
that you're tough.
1092
00:45:20,095 --> 00:45:21,470
But it takes
the toughest of the tough
1093
00:45:21,470 --> 00:45:23,304
to be able
to survive garbage duty.
1094
00:45:23,304 --> 00:45:24,678
Get you out on the streets.
1095
00:45:24,678 --> 00:45:25,761
Get you to know
the neighborhood,
1096
00:45:25,761 --> 00:45:27,137
the people, you know.
1097
00:45:27,137 --> 00:45:28,511
Plus, service like that
to the city
1098
00:45:28,511 --> 00:45:30,095
looks absolutely fantastic
1099
00:45:30,095 --> 00:45:31,720
on a police academy
application.
1100
00:46:53,595 --> 00:46:56,553
- Hey.
- Ian.
1101
00:46:56,553 --> 00:46:57,970
- Yeah.
- Oh, thank God.
1102
00:46:58,970 --> 00:47:00,761
Please take him back.
1103
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:05,970
Hey, Mickey, honey?
You have a visitor.
1104
00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:11,887
Oh!
1105
00:47:11,887 --> 00:47:13,387
What's up, bro?
1106
00:47:13,387 --> 00:47:16,304
You get upstairs and clean up
down there real good.
1107
00:47:16,304 --> 00:47:18,387
I'm comin' for you.
1108
00:47:18,387 --> 00:47:19,595
- Come on.
1109
00:47:19,595 --> 00:47:21,678
Go on. All right.
1110
00:47:23,887 --> 00:47:26,553
It looks like things are
going well between you two.
1111
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:27,720
Uh, yeah.
1112
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,053
It's like The Love Boat
up there.
1113
00:47:29,053 --> 00:47:30,720
Could not be happier.
1114
00:47:32,553 --> 00:47:33,720
Here.
1115
00:47:35,470 --> 00:47:36,970
Fuck is that?
1116
00:47:38,636 --> 00:47:39,720
This an engagement ring?
1117
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:41,053
No. No.
1118
00:47:41,053 --> 00:47:44,470
It's a...it's a promise ring.
1119
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:47,387
You're kidding me.
1120
00:47:47,387 --> 00:47:48,511
No.
1121
00:47:48,511 --> 00:47:49,970
I have one too.
See?
1122
00:47:50,636 --> 00:47:51,928
Sweet.
1123
00:47:51,928 --> 00:47:54,387
All right, look.
1124
00:47:54,387 --> 00:47:57,845
Gallaghers and marriage,
they don't mix well.
1125
00:47:57,845 --> 00:47:59,720
But a Gallagher
keeps his promise.
1126
00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:03,470
Look, do we really need
a piece of paper from the state
1127
00:48:03,470 --> 00:48:04,970
to say that I'm committed?
1128
00:48:06,470 --> 00:48:07,970
I'm committed.
1129
00:48:14,553 --> 00:48:16,887
Nah. I'm good.
1130
00:48:16,887 --> 00:48:18,053
- Mick. Mickey.
- No.
1131
00:48:18,053 --> 00:48:20,553
A fucking promise ring?
1132
00:48:20,553 --> 00:48:22,803
What are you, a teenage girl?
1133
00:48:22,803 --> 00:48:24,761
You're not even wearing yours.
You got it around your neck.
1134
00:48:24,761 --> 00:48:26,887
You can just tuck it in there
and no one even has to see it.
1135
00:48:26,887 --> 00:48:27,928
It doesn't matter
where you wear it.
1136
00:48:27,928 --> 00:48:30,928
It-it-it symbolizes
commitment.
1137
00:48:30,928 --> 00:48:32,470
I'm not saying never.
1138
00:48:32,470 --> 00:48:35,012
No, just saying you don't
love me enough now.
1139
00:48:36,179 --> 00:48:38,262
And that's fine.
It's cool.
1140
00:48:38,262 --> 00:48:40,053
- I got Barry.
- Byron.
1141
00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:43,429
He answers to whatever the fuck
I call him, all right?
1142
00:48:43,429 --> 00:48:45,053
'Cause that's true love.
1143
00:48:49,179 --> 00:48:51,012
How do you know you love me?
1144
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:53,761
Huh?
1145
00:48:55,304 --> 00:48:57,053
How do you really know?
1146
00:48:59,636 --> 00:49:01,803
I'm bipolar, right?
1147
00:49:01,803 --> 00:49:03,970
I don't know who I am
from one day to the next.
1148
00:49:03,970 --> 00:49:05,387
I can't guarantee shit.
1149
00:49:05,387 --> 00:49:08,970
So why do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with me?
1150
00:49:08,970 --> 00:49:10,803
Are you fucking crazy?
1151
00:49:12,179 --> 00:49:13,636
And who else have you dated?
1152
00:49:13,636 --> 00:49:15,262
- I've dated plenty of people
- No, no, no, no, no.
1153
00:49:15,262 --> 00:49:17,470
Not fucked, dated,
been in love with.
1154
00:49:19,511 --> 00:49:21,470
How can you
possibly know that me,
1155
00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:25,095
that-that this, all of me,
all the fucking versions I am,
1156
00:49:25,095 --> 00:49:26,595
how do you know that
that's what you wanna spend
1157
00:49:26,595 --> 00:49:28,304
the rest of your life with?
1158
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,803
Jesus Christ, Ian.
1159
00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:35,845
I've always known Gallaghers
were fucked up,
1160
00:49:35,845 --> 00:49:38,970
but I have never been happier
to be a Milkovich.
1161
00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:40,928
When you get over this whole
1162
00:49:40,928 --> 00:49:42,345
"I'm not worthy of love"
bullshit,
1163
00:49:42,345 --> 00:49:44,053
why don't you give me a call?
1164
00:49:44,053 --> 00:49:46,179
Maybe if Barry hasn't made
an honest woman out of me,
1165
00:49:46,179 --> 00:49:48,179
I'll still be around.
1166
00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:58,387
Thank you.
1167
00:51:05,595 --> 00:51:07,345
You okay?
1168
00:51:07,345 --> 00:51:10,095
Yeah.
1169
00:51:12,095 --> 00:51:13,928
Who's that?
1170
00:51:13,928 --> 00:51:17,012
Are you the folks who run
Nurse V's Jiffy Care?
1171
00:51:17,012 --> 00:51:18,429
No.
1172
00:51:18,429 --> 00:51:19,928
No, we're not.
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