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So, I was thinking we could do the same vacation package we did last year.

You know, with the scuba diving and parrot sailing and spa treatment.

What do you think?

Ed? Are you listening to me?

Ed?

Where are you? Ed?

Ed? Ed!

Ed, wake up!

My father died while I was out running.

We are so precious about death, but it happens all around us, all the time.

While I was running in New Hampshire, my dad died in California.

And while I mourned his death, remembering him teaching me how to pitch

and how to drive a car, an attorney was telling me how he wanted to divide up

all his belongings.

Wait a second. My dad's assets are split 50 -50 between me and this wife that he

barely knew?

I have a name, Gabriel, and I'm sitting right here.

Um, yes, it's stated here.

Yes, exactly.

He amended his will three months ago.

Jesus Christ.

And you guys were married for how long?

A year, Gabriel. You know that.

You just barely dared my dad yesterday.

Have you already fucking someone else?

Well, we all agree we've been our own way, Gabriel.

I saw you smoking pot in your car yesterday.

That's not even the same thing.

You say tomato, I say tomato.

Hey man, sorry about your dad, bro.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah,

yeah.

Uh huh.

All right.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Hmm.

Oh, God.

I don't know if that compares to...

Mm hmm.

Fuck. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh,

fuck yeah. Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you.

I feel so fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, yes.

I like your talk.

Uh -huh.

I'm sorry.

uh oh

Oh, my God.

Hmm.