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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:01,990 But yeah, every journalist on the scene 2 00:00:01,990 --> 00:00:02,000 But yeah, every journalist on the scene 3 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,830 But yeah, every journalist on the scene last night was a bonafide hero. And by 4 00:00:03,830 --> 00:00:03,840 last night was a bonafide hero. And by 5 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,829 last night was a bonafide hero. And by the way, I'm including the Daily Show in 6 00:00:05,829 --> 00:00:05,839 the way, I'm including the Daily Show in 7 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:08,790 the way, I'm including the Daily Show in that and our own intrepid reporter that 8 00:00:08,790 --> 00:00:08,800 that and our own intrepid reporter that 9 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,749 that and our own intrepid reporter that we actually sent to that dinner. 10 00:00:11,749 --> 00:00:11,759 we actually sent to that dinner. 11 00:00:11,759 --> 00:00:14,230 we actually sent to that dinner. >> Triumph the insult comic dog who is on 12 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:14,240 >> Triumph the insult comic dog who is on 13 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:15,589 >> Triumph the insult comic dog who is on the red carpet for the White House 14 00:00:15,589 --> 00:00:15,599 the red carpet for the White House 15 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:16,950 the red carpet for the White House correspondents dinner trying to get 16 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:16,960 correspondents dinner trying to get 17 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:18,310 correspondents dinner trying to get interviews along with the rest of the 18 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:18,320 interviews along with the rest of the 19 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:20,710 interviews along with the rest of the press. Can't miss Triumph the Insult 20 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:20,720 press. Can't miss Triumph the Insult 21 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:23,590 press. Can't miss Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trying to 22 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:23,600 Comic Dog trying to 23 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:25,509 Comic Dog trying to cracking some jokes, no doubt, at 24 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:25,519 cracking some jokes, no doubt, at 25 00:00:25,519 --> 00:00:26,870 cracking some jokes, no doubt, at Secretary Rubio. 26 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:26,880 Secretary Rubio. 27 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,750 Secretary Rubio. >> Why is Triumph here? I am I am covering 28 00:00:29,750 --> 00:00:29,760 >> Why is Triumph here? I am I am covering 29 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,470 >> Why is Triumph here? I am I am covering the red carpet and I don't mean Jen 30 00:00:32,470 --> 00:00:32,480 the red carpet and I don't mean Jen 31 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:41,510 the red carpet and I don't mean Jen Saki. 32 00:00:41,510 --> 00:00:41,520 33 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,270 To talk more about his experience, 34 00:00:43,270 --> 00:00:43,280 To talk more about his experience, 35 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,430 To talk more about his experience, please welcome our own intrepid reporter 36 00:00:45,430 --> 00:00:45,440 please welcome our own intrepid reporter 37 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:49,830 please welcome our own intrepid reporter Triumph the Insult comic dog. 38 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:49,840 Triumph the Insult comic dog. 39 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:52,389 Triumph the Insult comic dog. Thank you very much. THANK YOU VERY 40 00:00:52,389 --> 00:00:52,399 Thank you very much. THANK YOU VERY 41 00:00:52,399 --> 00:00:55,750 Thank you very much. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Look at that. Look at that. Thank 42 00:00:55,750 --> 00:00:55,760 MUCH. Look at that. Look at that. Thank 43 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:58,709 MUCH. Look at that. Look at that. Thank you so much. 44 00:00:58,709 --> 00:00:58,719 you so much. 45 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:03,189 you so much. Oh yes. So, so, so triumph. Yes. John, h 46 00:01:03,189 --> 00:01:03,199 Oh yes. So, so, so triumph. Yes. John, h 47 00:01:03,199 --> 00:01:06,230 Oh yes. So, so, so triumph. Yes. John, h >> how do you feel uh after being at this 48 00:01:06,230 --> 00:01:06,240 >> how do you feel uh after being at this 49 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:07,429 >> how do you feel uh after being at this dinner on Saturday? 50 00:01:07,429 --> 00:01:07,439 dinner on Saturday? 51 00:01:07,439 --> 00:01:09,830 dinner on Saturday? >> Well, you know, John, I'm not the person 52 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:09,840 >> Well, you know, John, I'm not the person 53 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:13,590 >> Well, you know, John, I'm not the person who likes to throw around the word hero. 54 00:01:13,590 --> 00:01:13,600 who likes to throw around the word hero. 55 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,070 who likes to throw around the word hero. BUT AFTER SATURDAY, I CAN'T help not 56 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:16,080 BUT AFTER SATURDAY, I CAN'T help not 57 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,390 BUT AFTER SATURDAY, I CAN'T help not only throw it around, but put it on a 58 00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:18,400 only throw it around, but put it on a 59 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,630 only throw it around, but put it on a metal and have it printed at Staples. 60 00:01:22,630 --> 00:01:22,640 metal and have it printed at Staples. 61 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,230 metal and have it printed at Staples. >> It's it's it's quite impressive. 62 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:24,240 >> It's it's it's quite impressive. 63 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,550 >> It's it's it's quite impressive. >> That's 100% golden rod, John. No, I can 64 00:01:26,550 --> 00:01:26,560 >> That's 100% golden rod, John. No, I can 65 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:26,950 >> That's 100% golden rod, John. No, I can see that. 66 00:01:26,950 --> 00:01:26,960 see that. 67 00:01:26,960 --> 00:01:28,469 see that. >> Take a look. Look at that. 68 00:01:28,469 --> 00:01:28,479 >> Take a look. Look at that. 69 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,230 >> Take a look. Look at that. >> I look, I understand it was a traumatic 70 00:01:30,230 --> 00:01:30,240 >> I look, I understand it was a traumatic 71 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:30,789 >> I look, I understand it was a traumatic evening. 72 00:01:30,789 --> 00:01:30,799 evening. 73 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:31,670 evening. >> Yes. 74 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:31,680 >> Yes. 75 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,990 >> Yes. >> You got to admit hero is a little bit 76 00:01:33,990 --> 00:01:34,000 >> You got to admit hero is a little bit 77 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,350 >> You got to admit hero is a little bit much. Yes. 78 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:35,360 much. Yes. 79 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,030 much. Yes. >> Oh, so what? Wolf Blitzer's a hero? Oh, 80 00:01:39,030 --> 00:01:39,040 >> Oh, so what? Wolf Blitzer's a hero? Oh, 81 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:42,870 >> Oh, so what? Wolf Blitzer's a hero? Oh, he reported without one shoe. 82 00:01:42,870 --> 00:01:42,880 he reported without one shoe. 83 00:01:42,880 --> 00:01:45,109 he reported without one shoe. >> Seriously, MAN. I'M OUT THERE WITH MY 84 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:45,119 >> Seriously, MAN. I'M OUT THERE WITH MY 85 00:01:45,119 --> 00:01:48,630 >> Seriously, MAN. I'M OUT THERE WITH MY BALLS HANGING OUT. 86 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:48,640 BALLS HANGING OUT. 87 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:50,789 BALLS HANGING OUT. >> Were you worried about, to be honest, 88 00:01:50,789 --> 00:01:50,799 >> Were you worried about, to be honest, 89 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:51,749 >> Were you worried about, to be honest, getting killed? 90 00:01:51,749 --> 00:01:51,759 getting killed? 91 00:01:51,759 --> 00:01:53,910 getting killed? >> Yes, but mostly because I didn't want 92 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:53,920 >> Yes, but mostly because I didn't want 93 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,830 >> Yes, but mostly because I didn't want RFK Jr. to eat my carcass. 94 00:01:57,830 --> 00:01:57,840 RFK Jr. to eat my carcass. 95 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,230 RFK Jr. to eat my carcass. It's not THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO, JOHN. 96 00:02:00,230 --> 00:02:00,240 It's not THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO, JOHN. 97 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:03,270 It's not THE WAY YOU WANT TO GO, JOHN. IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU WANT to go. 98 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:03,280 IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU WANT to go. 99 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:06,230 IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU WANT to go. But you know, try I have to tell you the 100 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:06,240 But you know, try I have to tell you the 101 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,830 But you know, try I have to tell you the the larger issue. 102 00:02:07,830 --> 00:02:07,840 the larger issue. 103 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,309 the larger issue. >> Yes. 104 00:02:08,309 --> 00:02:08,319 >> Yes. 105 00:02:08,319 --> 00:02:10,710 >> Yes. >> That we 106 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:10,720 >> That we 107 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:13,110 >> That we the larger issue we continue to have is 108 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:13,120 the larger issue we continue to have is 109 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:16,309 the larger issue we continue to have is gun violence and no effort to pass 110 00:02:16,309 --> 00:02:16,319 gun violence and no effort to pass 111 00:02:16,319 --> 00:02:18,150 gun violence and no effort to pass legislation to stop. 112 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:18,160 legislation to stop. 113 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:21,350 legislation to stop. >> John, John, John, please don't do this. 114 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:21,360 >> John, John, John, please don't do this. 115 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,510 >> John, John, John, please don't do this. Don't politicize a political event. I'm 116 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:23,520 Don't politicize a political event. I'm 117 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,830 Don't politicize a political event. I'm not it's not I'm not politicizing it, 118 00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:25,840 not it's not I'm not politicizing it, 119 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:28,550 not it's not I'm not politicizing it, Trump. It is a fact. It is a fact that 120 00:02:28,550 --> 00:02:28,560 Trump. It is a fact. It is a fact that 121 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,150 Trump. It is a fact. It is a fact that in America, another event is ruined by 122 00:02:32,150 --> 00:02:32,160 in America, another event is ruined by 123 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,229 in America, another event is ruined by gun violence. And we're lucky this time. 124 00:02:34,229 --> 00:02:34,239 gun violence. And we're lucky this time. 125 00:02:34,239 --> 00:02:37,190 gun violence. And we're lucky this time. No, I'm going to keep talking. It's No, 126 00:02:37,190 --> 00:02:37,200 No, I'm going to keep talking. It's No, 127 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:43,270 No, I'm going to keep talking. It's No, I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not 128 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:43,280 129 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,350 I John. 130 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:45,360 I John. 131 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,470 I John. Now is not the time. 132 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:48,480 Now is not the time. 133 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:51,190 Now is not the time. Now is not the time. Can I ask you a 134 00:02:51,190 --> 00:02:51,200 Now is not the time. Can I ask you a 135 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,710 Now is not the time. Can I ask you a question? Did you wipe your feet when 136 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:52,720 question? Did you wipe your feet when 137 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:55,270 question? Did you wipe your feet when you came in? 138 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:55,280 you came in? 139 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,350 you came in? >> Uh, I used the same bathroom as Wolf 140 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:57,360 >> Uh, I used the same bathroom as Wolf 141 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:01,830 >> Uh, I used the same bathroom as Wolf Blitzer. 142 00:03:01,830 --> 00:03:01,840 143 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:03,190 >> Clearly, you're still you're still 144 00:03:03,190 --> 00:03:03,200 >> Clearly, you're still you're still 145 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:03,990 >> Clearly, you're still you're still traumatized. 146 00:03:03,990 --> 00:03:04,000 traumatized. 147 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,309 traumatized. >> Yes. I went through so much. 148 00:03:06,309 --> 00:03:06,319 >> Yes. I went through so much. 149 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:06,710 >> Yes. I went through so much. >> Yes. 150 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:06,720 >> Yes. 151 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,589 >> Yes. >> I contacted HR and told them I'm going 152 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:09,599 >> I contacted HR and told them I'm going 153 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:11,990 >> I contacted HR and told them I'm going to need an emotional support dog. 154 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:12,000 to need an emotional support dog. 155 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,270 to need an emotional support dog. >> Yes. Preferably a poodle who's into butt 156 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:15,280 >> Yes. Preferably a poodle who's into butt 157 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,750 >> Yes. Preferably a poodle who's into butt stuff. 158 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:17,760 stuff. 159 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:19,270 stuff. You know, a lot of people bring up uh 160 00:03:19,270 --> 00:03:19,280 You know, a lot of people bring up uh 161 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:21,589 You know, a lot of people bring up uh the fact that we do also have a hate 162 00:03:21,589 --> 00:03:21,599 the fact that we do also have a hate 163 00:03:21,599 --> 00:03:23,190 the fact that we do also have a hate speech problem in this country. Do you 164 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:23,200 speech problem in this country. Do you 165 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,710 speech problem in this country. Do you think it's time we all take a look in 166 00:03:24,710 --> 00:03:24,720 think it's time we all take a look in 167 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,550 think it's time we all take a look in the mirror? You know, there is talk 168 00:03:26,550 --> 00:03:26,560 the mirror? You know, there is talk 169 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,750 the mirror? You know, there is talk about how we have to take the 170 00:03:27,750 --> 00:03:27,760 about how we have to take the 171 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,830 about how we have to take the temperature down and then we have to 172 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:29,840 temperature down and then we have to 173 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:33,670 temperature down and then we have to Yeah. Yeah. 174 00:03:33,670 --> 00:03:33,680 175 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:35,509 >> I have like five more jokes to get 176 00:03:35,509 --> 00:03:35,519 >> I have like five more jokes to get 177 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:35,910 >> I have like five more jokes to get through. 178 00:03:35,910 --> 00:03:35,920 through. 179 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:37,509 through. >> Okay. 180 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:37,519 >> Okay. 181 00:03:37,519 --> 00:03:39,270 >> Okay. >> Then you can talk about temperature. 182 00:03:39,270 --> 00:03:39,280 >> Then you can talk about temperature. 183 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,830 >> Then you can talk about temperature. >> All right. What else do you have? 184 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:41,840 >> All right. What else do you have? 185 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,229 >> All right. What else do you have? >> As I was saying, John, 186 00:03:44,229 --> 00:03:44,239 >> As I was saying, John, 187 00:03:44,239 --> 00:03:46,390 >> As I was saying, John, >> it was dramatic. 188 00:03:46,390 --> 00:03:46,400 >> it was dramatic. 189 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,350 >> it was dramatic. Everything is still so fresh. ALL THESE 190 00:03:49,350 --> 00:03:49,360 Everything is still so fresh. ALL THESE 191 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:52,149 Everything is still so fresh. ALL THESE SOUNDS ARE STILL IN MY EARS. The firing 192 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:52,159 SOUNDS ARE STILL IN MY EARS. The firing 193 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:54,470 SOUNDS ARE STILL IN MY EARS. The firing of the bullets, THE COMMANDS OF THE 194 00:03:54,470 --> 00:03:54,480 of the bullets, THE COMMANDS OF THE 195 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:57,030 of the bullets, THE COMMANDS OF THE SECRET SERVICE, THE SATISFIED MOANS OF 196 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:57,040 SECRET SERVICE, THE SATISFIED MOANS OF 197 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:59,030 SECRET SERVICE, THE SATISFIED MOANS OF CASH PATEL'S GIRLFRIEND COMING FROM THE 198 00:03:59,030 --> 00:03:59,040 CASH PATEL'S GIRLFRIEND COMING FROM THE 199 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,390 CASH PATEL'S GIRLFRIEND COMING FROM THE CLOSET. 200 00:04:02,390 --> 00:04:02,400 201 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,750 >> WELL, thank you so much, Tribe. We'll 202 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:03,760 >> WELL, thank you so much, Tribe. We'll 203 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:05,190 >> WELL, thank you so much, Tribe. We'll have your full report on the show 204 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:05,200 have your full report on the show 205 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,789 have your full report on the show tomorrow. Thank you so much. 206 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:06,799 tomorrow. Thank you so much. 207 00:04:06,799 --> 00:04:08,390 tomorrow. Thank you so much. >> You're really disgusting. You know, 208 00:04:08,390 --> 00:04:08,400 >> You're really disgusting. You know, 209 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:10,390 >> You're really disgusting. You know, you've aged horribly. YOU LOOK JEWER 210 00:04:10,390 --> 00:04:10,400 you've aged horribly. YOU LOOK JEWER 211 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,190 you've aged horribly. YOU LOOK JEWER THAN EVER. That's so sad. It's really 212 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:13,200 THAN EVER. That's so sad. It's really 213 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,200 THAN EVER. That's so sad. It's really awful. 17645