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Why can't I wrap my mind
around the fact
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that I am helping Alice Laird
pack for college?
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Maybe 'cause you're not?
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You're just pretending to be
philosophical to avoid actually helping.
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God, time flies.
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It seems like yesterday
you were Sutton's age,
and now you're...
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- Eighteen.
- Eighteen.
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You're a woman now.
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- Ew.
- But wait.
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Only two bags
for an entire school year?
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Charlie and I are going away
for a few months,
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and I have an entire suitcase
just for my Labubus.
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I mean Sutton's Labubus.
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Dad's driving the rest of my
stuff out next month
when I move into my dorm.
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This is just
soccer preseason stuff.
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Oh, my God.
I'm leaving in three days.
I need more time.
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Hey, kid. You're ready.
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I know I'm ready.
You're not.
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You're gonna be alone.
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Liz and Derek
are going to Spain,
this one's going to Tennessee,
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and you kind of blew it
with Sofi.
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I did not blow it with her.
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I panicked, and then
I let my issues with your
grandpa drive her away forever.
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- Like a baller.
- Like a baller,
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who gets into a big fight
with his boss
right before he moves away,
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and now the two of you are
icing each other out
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like a couple
of middle school bitches.
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Which...
Which, by the way,
I'm here for.
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Listen, you guys,
you don't have to worry.
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I'm gonna be fine alone.
I'm actually
looking forward to it.
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I can drink things from the
fridge straight from the bottle.
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Juice, milk, soy sauce.
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And I can walk around the house
in my underwear.
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Cool. I'm definitely
not worried about you anymore.
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- Soy sauce?
- Yeah.
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Sometimes I like to eat
a bunch of sushi
and then just do a shot of it.
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That's disturbing.
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You know,
we both really appreciate
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- you guys letting us stay.
- Oh, no.
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It's just
till our stuff gets here.
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Are you really gonna
live in Connecticut forever?
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Till the day I die.
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I might even do it
on this couch.
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- Dad.
- Paul, no.
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Maybe you'll croak on the
toilet like Elvis.
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Let's pack up
for baseball practice, bud.
Come on.
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- Who's Elvis?
- It's not important.
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Why is he still around?
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We are working on our marriage.
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Oh, and forgive me
for wishing that Jimmy had
knocked the Dave out of you.
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- Jesus Christ, Paul.
- Wait, he told you?
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All right, you know what?
I always preferred privacy
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when talking to my dad
about my sexual partners,
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so I'll just give you two
a minute.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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What? Jimmy blurted it out
when he was being mad at me.
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Look, it was a weird time.
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Dave and I were separated,
and Jimmy is such a caring guy.
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It wasn't a big deal.
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So, he was safe dick.
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- Excuse me?
- Safe dick.
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It means
no-strings-attached sex.
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- Yeah...
- Like Julie was a safe dick,
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and then she definitely
was not safe dick.
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Please stop saying safe dick.
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What's safe dick?
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Um, your mom probably shouldn't
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- have said that in front of you.
- Oh...
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I'll explain it to you later.
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No, you won't.
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Oh, my God, what is happening?
W-Why is this happening?
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- What is it?
- Oh.
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Well, I thought we could start
waking up early
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to help us adjust now
to Barcelona time.
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That's Spanish for
"rise and shine."
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What's Spanish for,
"I'll fucking kill you"?
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Fine, suit yourself.
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Hola, amigo.
You're up early, Sean.
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- Didn't you move into your new place yet?
- I did.
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So, what are you doing, man?
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You know, Alice is leaving.
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Not sure now is the best time
to ditch Jimmy after all
he's done for me.
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So, what, you're just gonna
pretend like you
still live here?
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At least until there's
a good time to tell him.
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That's crazy.
He's gonna be happy for you.
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- Hi, Jimmy.
- Hola.
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Hey, uh... Hey, wh-what are
you doing up so early?
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I don't know, guys.
I heard a bunch of yelling.
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- Yeah, that was us.
- Why are you so happy about it?
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Look at this day. Come on.
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Sorry, man.
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I was just chatting
with Derek on my...
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on my way out of the pool house
where I slept last night.
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Great story.
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Do you know what time it is?
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Everyone goes
back to their bed,
or...
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What do you know?
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She looked it up.
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What's with the side-eye?
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Normally when a long-term
boyfriend pulls out a new
move like you did last night,
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I would think he was cheating,
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but I feel like you
just lost your way,
and then you went with it.
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What gave it away?
Was it me not knowing where
to put my thumb?
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Oh, shit, I'm late.
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- I gotta get ready.
- Oh.
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Oh, hey, babe, you know that
new expensive bar of soap
I got?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Please do not use it on your butt.
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I won't.
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But just to be safe, don't
use it on your face later.
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Hey, baby,
do you have any Tylenol?
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I can't hear you now.
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Oh, no, he didn't.
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No, he didn't.
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Oh, wow.
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My precious.
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- Hey, babe.
- Yeah?
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I got an idea.
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- Okay, what is it?
- It's a really good one.
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Why don't you and I
get butt naked
and take a shower together?
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Why are you breathing so hard?
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I always breathe like this.
Why you standing like that?
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I don't know.
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- You wanna take a shower together?
- No, I can't actually.
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I have a...
...I have an early patient.
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- Bye, babe.
- Okay, give me a hug.
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- Yes. Goodbye hug for you...
- Thank you.
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...my boyfriend. Love that.
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- What the... bro hug?
- Yep.
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Toit, I'm out.
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What, uh...
A-Are we in a fight?
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I don't know. Could be.
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Maybe. I-I don't even...
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Hey, Paul.
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- Yeah?
- Hey. Um...
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How are you?
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Fine.
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How's Connecticut?
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Can't complain.
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- I got my own personal chef.
- Whoa.
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Don't spend that retirement
money all at once, right?
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It's my grandson.
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What can I do for you, Jimmy?
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Listen, I'm-I'm sorry that, uh...
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things got kind of ugly
back there before you left.
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You were
totally right about
what you said.
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Which time?
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How my feelings
were meant for someone else.
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Don't sweat it, kid.
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Textbook transference.
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Ninety percent of my
patients go off on me
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and then wake up
the next morning
and realize I'm not their dad.
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I know you're not my dad, Paul.
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Do you?
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Anyway, uh, it's not...
it's not how I wanted
to leave things, you know?
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I was... I was actually really
looking forward to
our goodbye breakfast.
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I had a lot I wanted to
say to you before you left.
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That's you, Jimmy.
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Always picturing in your mind
the ideal version
of how you want things to go.
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But life's messier than that,
and it's okay.
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What about Alice?
Is she still coming by here
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- on her way to Wesleyan?
- Yeah.
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She's worried about leaving me
in an empty house,
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so I just gotta make sure
she knows I'm fine.
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And then give her
the fucking best send-off ever.
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And hit all her favorite spots
around town,
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and when I drop her off
at the airport, I'm gonna give
the perfect goodbye speech.
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I'm doing it right now,
aren't I?
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You are.
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But it's Alice, so I'm gonna
give you a pass this time.
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Hey, listen,
while-while I got you,
I just want to say, uh...
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Dad, you can make your own
sandwiches.
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Damn it, I g... gotta go.
Stay in touch.
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Okay. I have finished
everything on my
grandma-to-be checklist
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for before our trip.
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I set Peyton and Will
up with our OB.
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I sent them a case of prenatal
vitamins, along with
a very interesting article
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about how vaginas never ever
recover from water births.
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Babe, did you write that article?
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- Yes, I did.
- Yeah. There you go.
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- Hi.
- Hey!
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Hey, are you ready for brows
and boba?
I found a place that does both.
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I can't.
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Connor's taking me out
to an expensive lunch.
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It's our anniversary.
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I am? It... It is?
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Happy ten months
and 13 days, baby.
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This is like the third time
you're blowing me off
for Connor.
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I thought we were going
to hang out
as much as possible
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before I left for college.
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Oh, right, you're going away
to college.
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I forgot because you haven't
mentioned it
for, like, almost five minutes.
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- Really?
- Really.
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00:10:10,538 --> 00:10:11,544
- Really?
- No, no, no.
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You're not involved in this.
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Okay, I'm sensing maybe
a little tension.
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- Shut the fuck up, Connor.
- Shut up, Connor.
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You know what? I'm gonna
sleep with your brother.
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Nobody asked
for your fucking opinion.
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Why?
Why does this always happen?
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It's just how it is.
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Get used to it, pal.
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Hey, please don't teach our son
that women are crazy.
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Let him find out on his own.
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- Liz?
- What? Yeah, I'm...
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Liz? Are you kidding
me right now?
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I'm here,
and what are you doing?
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- Holy crap. Holy shnikes, Liz.
- What are you doing?
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Look at this.
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Oh, my God,
he finally asked you.
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He didn't do anything.
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I found the ring.
I tried it on.
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It got stuck.
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And what do you mean he finally
asked me?
Did you know about this?
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Of course I do. The Dereks
tell each other everything,
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Derek tells me everything,
and by transitive property,
it means...
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Oh, am I also a Derek?
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Liz, why didn't you say anything?
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'Cause I didn't want
to ruin the surprise.
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I wanted to let you
ruin it yourself.
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I don't think
I'm ready for this.
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I'm still messed up
over the Maya stuff,
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and I'm trying to pull off
a big career jump.
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That's why he hasn't
asked you yet.
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He was waiting
for a good window.
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But it's not
his window to find.
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We agreed to talk about big
things first, and him spending
$13,000 is not talking.
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- You looked it up?
- Yeah, of course I did.
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So proud of you.
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- Oh! Mm-mmm!
- Okay. Oh, no, no.
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- Uh-uh!
- Oh, no. We're gonna sit down.
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- Mm-mmm.
- Okay, exhale.
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There you go.
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Now, we're gonna slather up
that hand with lube.
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Then you're gonna put it back,
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and then when he proposes,
we are gonna be
married-couple friends
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who go on vacations together
and get into some crazy
White Lotus shit.
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That sound good?
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Then when I drop her off at the
airport, I'm gonna say,
239
00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:03,322
"I just want you to remember
what I told you
as a little girl
240
00:12:03,457 --> 00:12:06,061
when you were nervous
about going to sleepaway camp.
241
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:09,392
You just tug on
that invisible string
between our hearts.
242
00:12:11,159 --> 00:12:12,692
I'll feel it.
243
00:12:12,828 --> 00:12:16,663
Wherever I am,
whatever I'm doing, I'll stop.
244
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,599
And I'll tug back."
245
00:12:20,735 --> 00:12:21,903
Damn.
246
00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,240
Oh, you got me.
247
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:25,080
Yeah, I got myself
a little bit too.
248
00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,506
Damn it.
249
00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,345
I gotta... I gotta keep
practicing this,
250
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,513
so that when the real moment
comes, I don't lose it.
251
00:12:30,648 --> 00:12:32,384
That way, when she starts
bawling and I don't,
252
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,588
she'll know that I'm fine,
and she doesn't have to worry.
253
00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:36,024
Yeah.
254
00:12:36,159 --> 00:12:38,758
First night as
an empty nester's
gonna be rough, huh?
255
00:12:38,894 --> 00:12:40,624
Thank God you're still around.
256
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,492
Hey, maybe tomorrow night I
could swing by the pool house,
257
00:12:43,627 --> 00:12:45,831
and we can watch
the Dodgers game together?
258
00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,897
Or we could maybe go to a bar.
259
00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,135
Or you know what?
260
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,069
We can go down to the stadium,
see it live.
261
00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:53,443
- It's an away game.
- Road trip!
262
00:12:53,578 --> 00:12:54,743
- How far?
- Atlanta.
263
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,274
- Yeah, that's too far.
- That's too far.
264
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,874
Hey, there she is.
265
00:12:59,009 --> 00:13:02,579
You excited for the
perfect last night
before you leave?
266
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:05,253
I was thinking we could do
mini golf at Castle Park,
267
00:13:05,389 --> 00:13:09,584
and then dinner at Old Town,
and then Fudgy Mondays
for ice cream.
268
00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:12,026
Whatever.
269
00:13:14,025 --> 00:13:14,957
Off to a great start.
270
00:13:15,092 --> 00:13:16,959
That's not about you.
271
00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:20,266
She got into a fight with
Summer for spending too much
time with Connor.
272
00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:23,405
Nobody got punched
in the ta-tas this time.
273
00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:26,908
Is it weird I'm glad there's
still a little bit
of father shit left to do?
274
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:30,939
Okay. Tomorrow night,
pool house, we're on?
275
00:13:31,074 --> 00:13:32,409
We are so on.
276
00:13:35,618 --> 00:13:37,476
You got to tell him!
277
00:13:37,612 --> 00:13:38,745
Okay, inner circle.
278
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,587
I need you to help me
figure out what I'm gonna say
279
00:13:40,722 --> 00:13:42,657
when Derrick gets down
on one knee
and presents me with this.
280
00:13:42,792 --> 00:13:44,427
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
281
00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,086
- So pretty.
- I know.
282
00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,431
Maybe you not being able to get
it off is your body
giving you a sign.
283
00:13:49,566 --> 00:13:50,800
Or maybe it's Jesus.
284
00:13:50,936 --> 00:13:52,701
Oh, my God, Mom,
not everything's Jesus, okay?
285
00:13:52,836 --> 00:13:54,227
I'm just bloated
from my period.
286
00:13:54,362 --> 00:13:55,995
Your period is Jesus.
287
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:59,640
- What did she say?
- She said Gaby's period is Jesus.
288
00:13:59,776 --> 00:14:01,134
Her period is what?
289
00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:02,640
Be older.
290
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,581
How many people did it take
to help you set this up, Paul?
291
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:06,812
- I did it by myself.
- Oh.
292
00:14:06,948 --> 00:14:08,608
With the help of four people.
293
00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:10,148
Come on, guys,
I need you to fucking focus.
294
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:11,920
- Language!
- Thank you, baby.
295
00:14:12,055 --> 00:14:14,691
Okay, pros and cons
of marrying Derrick. Go!
296
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:17,193
- White Lotus weekends.
- No.
297
00:14:17,329 --> 00:14:19,524
Keep in mind, he was supposed
to discuss it with me first.
Okay?
298
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:22,127
- Not ambush me.
- I mean, can you blame the guy?
299
00:14:22,263 --> 00:14:23,658
He's had to drag you kicking
and screaming
300
00:14:23,794 --> 00:14:25,599
across every single milestone
in your relationship.
301
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,365
Liz and I were just talking
about this the other day
at lunch.
302
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,065
Hold up. You guys are
hanging out without me?
303
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,296
- Yes.
- Sometimes.
304
00:14:30,432 --> 00:14:31,866
Did she give you a rock?
305
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:32,968
No.
306
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,704
I don't think.
307
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,972
So much betrayal.
I will deal with
the both of y'all later.
308
00:14:37,107 --> 00:14:38,847
- Did you give her a rock? I still don't...
- This is not about you.
309
00:14:38,982 --> 00:14:40,316
- I am never getting a rock.
- Just...
310
00:14:40,452 --> 00:14:41,511
I want a rock.
311
00:14:41,646 --> 00:14:44,185
Also, the dragging me thing
is not true.
312
00:14:44,321 --> 00:14:47,753
Oh, he dragged your a... butt
out on your very first date.
313
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:50,951
And-And what...
Why was it that-that
she didn't like him again?
314
00:14:51,087 --> 00:14:53,686
Because he's not an addict
who needs rescuing.
315
00:14:53,822 --> 00:14:55,162
Right. That's why.
That's right.
316
00:14:55,297 --> 00:14:58,158
He had to drag you
to spend Thanksgiving with him.
317
00:14:58,294 --> 00:15:02,168
Maybe the real question
is not
"Why should you marry him?"
318
00:15:02,304 --> 00:15:04,635
but, "Why the hell
he would marry you"?
319
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:07,233
Is that so, Paul? 'Cause I'm
turning your ass off right now.
320
00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:08,338
Thank God.
321
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:10,079
- Miss you. Fuck Parkinson's.
- Bye, Paul.
322
00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:12,310
- Fuck Parkinson's.
- Fuck Parkinson's.
323
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:14,011
Sorry again, Mom.
324
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:16,046
I'll allow it. F Parkinson's.
325
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,685
So, what are you thinking?
326
00:15:17,821 --> 00:15:20,784
Honestly, I'm still not sure.
327
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,052
All right, well, if we're not
inner-circling
about grandbabies,
328
00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:25,117
I'm out of here.
329
00:15:27,055 --> 00:15:29,392
I'm way too big for mini golf.
330
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,060
The whole time we were there,
331
00:15:31,195 --> 00:15:33,769
I wanted to walk around the
village knocking over windmills.
332
00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:38,870
Remember that time
Mom got banned for breaking
off the clown's nose?
333
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,742
Yeah, she wasn't even mad.
She was just celebrating
a hole-in-one.
334
00:15:41,878 --> 00:15:43,039
And maybe drinking a little.
335
00:15:43,174 --> 00:15:44,244
Fair enough.
336
00:15:46,882 --> 00:15:48,208
What is she doing here?
337
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,714
What the hell?
338
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,918
I thought we were meeting
about you wanting to ask out
my mom.
339
00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:54,252
You are way too easy to trick.
340
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,782
How were you not
kidnapped as a child?
341
00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,955
I was. I spent some time in
Morocco.
342
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,354
That explains a lot.
343
00:15:59,489 --> 00:16:00,657
Summer, please have a seat.
344
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:02,724
I got you some ice cream.
345
00:16:04,035 --> 00:16:06,099
Listen, normally
I wouldn't butt in.
346
00:16:06,234 --> 00:16:08,764
- Yes, you would.
- Yes, I would.
347
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,802
But I just recently really
messed things up with a friend.
348
00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,807
Trust me, you do not want
to leave things like this.
349
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,647
- That's why I brought you both here.
- Well played, pimp.
350
00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:20,439
Look, change is scary.
351
00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:22,477
Wesleyan is far away.
352
00:16:22,612 --> 00:16:26,583
I think that you're acting out
because you're just scared
of losing each other.
353
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,453
I'm gonna miss you so much.
354
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,319
Can we FaceTime, like,
every day?
355
00:16:32,455 --> 00:16:35,260
Def. And also,
you're not allowed to make
any new redhead friends.
356
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,862
I could never love
another redhead.
357
00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,466
I love you so much.
358
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,069
There we go.
359
00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:42,533
And also, all new drugs,
we do at the same time,
360
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,201
and any lesbian stuff,
you try with me first.
361
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,669
I think you guys got this.
362
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,841
- Wow.
- Cornhole!
363
00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:55,077
Now see, I think they should
consider making this a sport.
364
00:16:55,212 --> 00:16:57,681
I think you just want a sport
that white guys
can still dominate.
365
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:01,289
Well, now that Tiger's done,
we got golf back.
366
00:17:01,424 --> 00:17:03,649
- Thank God for hookers.
- Yeah.
367
00:17:03,784 --> 00:17:04,993
- Cornhole!
- Guys.
368
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,991
I'm so glad I got here
before Gaby.
369
00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,288
She found the ring.
370
00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:09,697
What? How?
371
00:17:09,832 --> 00:17:11,328
It doesn't matter.
372
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,866
- She's not happy.
- Damn it.
373
00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:15,801
Oh, here she comes. Run!
374
00:17:15,936 --> 00:17:17,105
Calm down.
375
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,037
A ring? What the hell?
Why would you do that?
376
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,009
Uh, because I love you?
377
00:17:22,144 --> 00:17:25,014
We were supposed to talk about
any future steps before
taking them, remember?
378
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:26,883
Well, I'm sorry for thinking
that being with me
379
00:17:27,018 --> 00:17:28,317
might be something
that made you happy.
380
00:17:28,453 --> 00:17:31,714
You're being ridiculous, Gaby,
and I gotta be honest...
381
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:34,714
I, uh, think I know a lot
of people here.
382
00:17:34,849 --> 00:17:36,552
- Hmm.
- Is that my cousin?
383
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,689
And the horny girl
from your college class?
384
00:17:40,324 --> 00:17:41,491
You look awesome.
385
00:17:41,626 --> 00:17:42,995
- That's your sister.
- Hey, Derrick.
386
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,128
- And your mom.
- Hey.
387
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:46,196
What is happening right now?
388
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:47,600
Jimmy, he's onto us. Lights!
389
00:17:47,736 --> 00:17:48,730
Got it.
390
00:17:48,865 --> 00:17:50,337
Whoa, whoa, hey!
391
00:17:50,472 --> 00:17:51,769
- I gotcha. Okay.
- I don't wanna get murdered...
392
00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:54,071
- We're good. Calm down.
- ...in a cornhole bar.
393
00:17:56,078 --> 00:18:00,079
You tried to surprise me,
but I'm not having
any of that shit, okay?
394
00:18:00,215 --> 00:18:02,146
- Oh.
- And I'm not kneeling,
395
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,912
'cause I got a lot to say,
396
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:07,085
and I'm not getting
this pretty dress in the dirt.
397
00:18:07,221 --> 00:18:08,822
- You ready?
- Not really.
398
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:10,059
Too bad. Buckle up.
399
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:16,225
Okay.
400
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,224
Derrick.
401
00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:23,304
My whole life, I felt like
I was from some other planet.
402
00:18:23,439 --> 00:18:27,838
Like I was, uh,
this tall Kal-El-ass alien
403
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:31,644
dropped on Earth, just trying
to fit in with the normies.
404
00:18:33,042 --> 00:18:35,180
You know, it was...
it was kind of lonely.
405
00:18:35,316 --> 00:18:37,919
And then you roll up all goofy
406
00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:40,519
and super hot and really kind.
407
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,525
And you just never make
me feel self-conscious.
408
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,721
Like, seriously.
409
00:18:46,023 --> 00:18:48,056
I would do you right here
in front of everybody.
410
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:49,291
Aw.
411
00:18:49,426 --> 00:18:50,729
You let me be me.
412
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,801
You know, you-you see my crazy
and then you just roll with it.
413
00:18:53,936 --> 00:18:55,396
I let her do that.
414
00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,402
I know, babe. I know.
415
00:18:57,538 --> 00:19:00,574
I love that you're a gentleman,
you know?
416
00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:04,004
And I-I-I love that
you don't need me
to take care of you,
417
00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,746
but if I ever wanted to,
you would still let me.
418
00:19:06,882 --> 00:19:10,813
But I think most of all,
I love that you push me
to move forward.
419
00:19:11,915 --> 00:19:14,223
You know, just-just
past all my bullshit.
420
00:19:17,118 --> 00:19:19,694
Life started to feel
a lot scarier this year.
421
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,021
Yeah.
422
00:19:21,156 --> 00:19:25,300
But, um, I just think
that if I get the honor
423
00:19:25,435 --> 00:19:28,930
and privilege of having you
by my side...
424
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,901
I won't be afraid of anything.
425
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:35,305
Not even this.
426
00:19:39,148 --> 00:19:41,811
Derrick, will you marry me?
427
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:46,349
- Yes.
- Yes!
428
00:19:48,286 --> 00:19:50,490
Aw. Grandbabies!
429
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,526
Uh, why is my podiatrist here?
430
00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:01,062
Oh, I don't know. I just
emailed a bunch of people
in your contacts list.
431
00:20:01,197 --> 00:20:03,266
- Oh. Shout out my podiatrist.
- Hey!
432
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,169
Hey.
433
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:09,271
- Podiatrist!
- Podiatrist, podiatrist, podiatrist.
434
00:20:16,611 --> 00:20:17,616
Here we are.
435
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,783
Here we are.
436
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,289
Found it.
437
00:20:22,424 --> 00:20:24,656
I almost left my real ID
on the floor.
438
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,427
- Cannot fly without that.
- Nope.
439
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:29,623
I can't believe I gotta
drop my baby off at college.
440
00:20:29,759 --> 00:20:32,965
Yes, I'm glad you guys managed
to sneak in one last
adventure together.
441
00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,302
Okay.
442
00:20:40,438 --> 00:20:42,107
Where is my...
443
00:20:42,243 --> 00:20:43,845
- Hey.
- Hi.
444
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,778
Before you go, never forget
what I told you when
you were little
445
00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:49,342
and you were nervous
about going to sleepaway camp.
446
00:20:49,477 --> 00:20:52,784
Just tug on that invisible
string between our hearts,
447
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,082
- and I'll feel it no matter where...
- Real quick,
448
00:20:56,218 --> 00:20:57,920
my ticket says coach.
That's a mistake, right?
449
00:20:58,055 --> 00:21:00,729
Could you just give us
one minute, Summer?
450
00:21:00,864 --> 00:21:02,424
Sure, pimp.
451
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,663
I have your card
on my Apple Pay so,
I'll just upgrade inside.
452
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:08,569
No matter where I am,
whatever...
453
00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:10,730
Actually, last time I was
in a crowded airport by myself,
454
00:21:10,865 --> 00:21:12,132
I ended up in Morocco.
455
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,472
Hey. Get out of here.
456
00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:17,942
Thanks for everything.
457
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,244
- You're the best. I love you.
- Love you more, kid.
458
00:21:20,379 --> 00:21:21,741
- Okay.
- Okay.
459
00:21:21,877 --> 00:21:23,950
- Bye. Bye.
- Bye.
460
00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:25,684
Let's go!
461
00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:29,824
- Boarding pass?
- Okay.
462
00:21:29,959 --> 00:21:31,058
Okay. Okay.
463
00:21:31,193 --> 00:21:33,087
Okay. That way. There.
464
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:50,479
Well, fuck you two
465
00:21:50,614 --> 00:21:53,478
for making all of our proposals
seem lame in comparison.
466
00:21:53,614 --> 00:21:55,143
My proposal
would have been amazing,
467
00:21:55,278 --> 00:21:58,278
uh, but then Jimmy puked
on the piano and fucked Gaby.
468
00:21:58,413 --> 00:22:00,255
- Yeah, I remember seeing that.
- Okay,
469
00:22:00,391 --> 00:22:02,117
well, maybe not in front
of my new fiancé.
470
00:22:02,252 --> 00:22:04,390
Then maybe I'll puke on
the piano and hit that later.
471
00:22:04,525 --> 00:22:05,592
Aw.
472
00:22:05,727 --> 00:22:07,394
So, what are you guys doing to
celebrate?
473
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:09,121
Liz and Derek
actually invited us
474
00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:10,956
- to join them in Barcelona.
- Mm-hmm.
475
00:22:11,091 --> 00:22:12,729
Thanks for saying it right.
476
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,094
- Hey, I'm cultured.
- Yeah,
477
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,762
as an engagement gift
they got our tickets.
478
00:22:15,897 --> 00:22:17,266
Hey, this is bullshit.
479
00:22:17,401 --> 00:22:19,465
- Can we come?
- Stop. We have to go to Tennessee.
480
00:22:19,601 --> 00:22:20,439
Fine.
481
00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:21,872
Can I come?
482
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:25,543
So, uh, Alice has officially
landed in Connecticut.
483
00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:26,782
- Hey.
- Aw.
484
00:22:26,917 --> 00:22:28,109
And I'm fine.
485
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,154
Can we all agree that
I am fine?
486
00:22:32,290 --> 00:22:33,889
- Yes, we can.
- You're fine!
487
00:22:34,025 --> 00:22:36,282
- Yeah, you're killing it.
- That's a normal thing to ask people.
488
00:22:37,694 --> 00:22:39,358
Game's about to start.
I'll grab some snacks.
489
00:22:39,494 --> 00:22:40,761
We can meet in the pool house.
490
00:22:40,896 --> 00:22:42,462
- Yes, sir.
- Cool. All right, see you guys.
491
00:22:42,598 --> 00:22:43,695
- Bye, Jimmy.
- Enjoy the game.
492
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,291
Nobody else invited,
I guess.
493
00:22:46,504 --> 00:22:48,460
Sean hasn't told Jimmy
he moved out yet.
494
00:22:48,596 --> 00:22:52,306
- Ooh.
- Wow, I think that deserves a group BFP.
495
00:22:52,441 --> 00:22:54,308
- Oh, yeah.
- Here we go.
496
00:22:54,443 --> 00:22:55,871
Oh, all right.
497
00:22:57,974 --> 00:23:00,446
That's a big flapping pussy, Sean.
498
00:23:00,581 --> 00:23:02,480
Oh, whoa, whoa.
No, sorry, Sean.
499
00:23:02,616 --> 00:23:03,710
I didn't know what that meant.
500
00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:04,948
It's all right, man.
501
00:23:06,517 --> 00:23:07,586
Time to sack up.
502
00:23:07,721 --> 00:23:10,350
- Yeah.
- Right, sack up!
503
00:23:10,485 --> 00:23:12,451
- Sack 'em up.
- You got this.
504
00:23:12,587 --> 00:23:15,062
I think we need to come up
with a new gesture for sack up.
505
00:23:15,198 --> 00:23:16,722
- Yes.
- Oh, I know.
506
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,260
Yeah, you're juggling.
You're juggling.
507
00:23:22,332 --> 00:23:26,508
Hey. I got the ham
and pineapple
you texted me about.
508
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:31,206
I'm realizing right at this
moment you meant on a pizza.
509
00:23:31,341 --> 00:23:34,477
That's okay. We can maybe
have a pool house luau.
510
00:23:34,612 --> 00:23:36,416
How does that sound?
511
00:23:36,551 --> 00:23:38,685
Look, it's time I told you.
512
00:23:39,948 --> 00:23:41,050
I found a bigger place.
513
00:23:42,225 --> 00:23:43,217
And I'm moving out.
514
00:23:44,061 --> 00:23:45,252
That's awesome, Sean.
515
00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:47,292
That's great. When are you...
When are you moving?
516
00:23:47,428 --> 00:23:49,894
Three days ago.
517
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,760
Everything happened super fast.
518
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:54,963
Derek has this awesome place,
519
00:23:55,099 --> 00:23:57,168
and he needs someone
to fix it up for him.
520
00:23:57,304 --> 00:24:00,201
And you know how much I like
helping out
well-to-do white dudes.
521
00:24:00,337 --> 00:24:02,511
We are
an overlooked demographic.
522
00:24:03,775 --> 00:24:04,976
I should have told you sooner
523
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:08,611
but with Alice leaving, and,
hell, now everyone leaving,
524
00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,178
- I just...
- Hey, Sean.
525
00:24:11,146 --> 00:24:12,587
There's no need to apologize, man.
526
00:24:13,622 --> 00:24:15,451
Look, when you moved in here,
527
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,924
it was never with the intention
that you were going
to stay forever.
528
00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:19,055
Yeah.
529
00:24:20,088 --> 00:24:21,695
I'm really happy for you.
530
00:24:23,065 --> 00:24:24,324
Come on.
531
00:24:25,136 --> 00:24:26,326
What can I say?
532
00:24:27,337 --> 00:24:28,471
I'm really gonna miss you.
533
00:24:29,604 --> 00:24:30,902
I'm gonna be
like four blocks away.
534
00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,601
Way to ruin the moment, Sean.
535
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:40,340
I'm betting Marisol's waiting
for you at your new place
right now.
536
00:24:40,941 --> 00:24:42,342
She might be.
537
00:24:43,881 --> 00:24:45,554
Fuck the game. Get out of here.
538
00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:49,250
Oh.
539
00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,827
- Keys to the pool house.
- Yes. Thanks.
540
00:24:57,464 --> 00:24:58,633
Thank you, Jimmy.
541
00:24:59,729 --> 00:25:00,800
For everything.
542
00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:24,624
Oh, we're so happy you two
decided to make a pit stop.
543
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,027
Yeah, we talked it out,
and we picked this
544
00:25:27,162 --> 00:25:29,289
- over microdosing at a Red Sox game.
- Huh.
545
00:25:29,424 --> 00:25:31,400
These people
still have access to my father.
546
00:25:31,535 --> 00:25:33,195
Speak of the devil.
547
00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:35,462
Anyway, how could I pass up an
opportunity
548
00:25:35,597 --> 00:25:37,603
for probably my last home
cooked meal in a while?
549
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:39,734
Don't sleep
on college dining halls.
550
00:25:39,869 --> 00:25:43,073
I used to eat cereal with
vanilla soft serve
instead of milk.
551
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:45,809
Maybe take a little weed gummy
right before.
552
00:25:45,944 --> 00:25:47,980
I'm on one right now.
553
00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,712
Was Dad just texting you
to see if I got here okay?
554
00:25:50,848 --> 00:25:52,548
Yeah, he also said,
555
00:25:52,683 --> 00:25:58,319
"Sean's moving out,
happy for him, but also
kind of sad, you know?"
556
00:25:58,455 --> 00:26:01,089
- What did you write back?
- Thumbs-up emoji.
557
00:26:01,225 --> 00:26:03,490
- Dude.
- Why is that thumb Black?
558
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,758
Gaby did it. I-I don't know
how to change it back.
559
00:26:05,893 --> 00:26:09,328
He told you that he was sad
and that is how you responded?
560
00:26:09,464 --> 00:26:11,663
Don't you know how alone
he is right now?
561
00:26:11,798 --> 00:26:14,068
No, he's not. He's got that
girl that's too cute for him
562
00:26:14,203 --> 00:26:15,742
but when she speaks,
you get it.
563
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,904
- He doesn't have her anymore.
- What?
564
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:19,247
When did that happen?
565
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,248
A few weeks ago. I told you.
566
00:26:21,384 --> 00:26:23,047
Do you not listen to me?
567
00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:25,417
It depends.
You guys say so much stuff.
568
00:26:25,552 --> 00:26:26,851
I have to filter.
569
00:26:26,987 --> 00:26:28,553
- Dad.
- What is wrong with you?
570
00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:30,522
My God. You are unbelievable.
571
00:26:30,658 --> 00:26:32,450
What do you want me to do?
572
00:26:32,586 --> 00:26:35,591
Maybe just give him
some fatherly advice.
573
00:26:35,726 --> 00:26:36,929
Jesus Christ.
574
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,658
I'm not his father.
575
00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:43,599
If you are my honorary grandpa,
doesn't that make you...
576
00:26:43,734 --> 00:26:45,032
Papa pimp.
577
00:26:45,167 --> 00:26:48,540
Look, I'm 3,000 miles away.
578
00:26:48,676 --> 00:26:50,936
Even if I had a magic bullet,
579
00:26:51,071 --> 00:26:55,378
Jimmy has still got to learn
how to figure out this shit
for himself.
580
00:26:57,415 --> 00:27:00,485
To hell with a home cooked
meal. Let's get a pizza.
581
00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,618
That's a great idea.
582
00:27:01,753 --> 00:27:03,016
Bring the gummies.
583
00:27:03,151 --> 00:27:04,951
Yeah, that'll be good.
584
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:06,387
You're not invited.
585
00:27:07,857 --> 00:27:09,361
Thank God.
586
00:27:37,522 --> 00:27:39,827
- I'm Batman.
- Wow.
587
00:27:39,962 --> 00:27:43,395
Hey. Hey, Dan. How you...
How you doing?
588
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:44,799
It's, uh...
589
00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:47,502
It's pretty quiet around here,
huh?
590
00:27:47,638 --> 00:27:49,771
Yeah, look's like everybody's gone.
591
00:27:51,667 --> 00:27:54,633
Which means we can either
do our session in my office,
592
00:27:54,768 --> 00:27:57,806
or we can gather up
all the couch cushions
593
00:27:57,941 --> 00:28:00,078
and do it in a fort.
594
00:28:01,141 --> 00:28:02,146
Office, please.
595
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:04,509
Your loss, Dan.
596
00:28:04,645 --> 00:28:08,016
And Stan and his wife
are moving to Paris.
597
00:28:08,152 --> 00:28:09,758
Can you believe that?
598
00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:12,459
Who wants to live
in fucking Paris?
599
00:28:12,595 --> 00:28:13,819
I think most people, Dan.
600
00:28:15,562 --> 00:28:18,092
Hey, you said you were
gonna get yourself back
on the dating apps.
601
00:28:18,227 --> 00:28:19,758
Did you make a profile yet?
602
00:28:19,894 --> 00:28:23,564
No, um, but I did give Siri
an Australian accent.
603
00:28:23,699 --> 00:28:26,005
It's, uh, kind of a vibe.
604
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,042
- Dan.
- I know.
605
00:28:29,177 --> 00:28:32,213
After three years of therapy,
I'm back where I started.
606
00:28:32,348 --> 00:28:33,473
Not true.
607
00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:36,141
You have come so far
over the past few years.
608
00:28:36,277 --> 00:28:37,610
Do not forget that.
609
00:28:38,445 --> 00:28:40,220
Look, everybody has setbacks.
610
00:28:40,355 --> 00:28:45,919
If I'm honest,
I still find myself
right back to feeling alone.
611
00:28:47,524 --> 00:28:49,789
- Like everybody's moving forward but me.
- Mmm.
612
00:28:49,925 --> 00:28:51,393
Yeah.
613
00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,835
So, maybe we both agree
to keep working on that.
614
00:28:56,032 --> 00:28:57,466
But in the meantime,
615
00:28:57,601 --> 00:29:00,501
maybe we can try to find
some positives in the solitude.
616
00:29:01,738 --> 00:29:04,670
When you wake up tomorrow,
remind yourself,
617
00:29:04,805 --> 00:29:08,179
alone doesn't always
have to mean lonely.
618
00:29:21,832 --> 00:29:23,623
What the fuck
are you doing here, Matthew?
619
00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:27,035
I'm house-sitting
while my folks are out of town,
620
00:29:27,170 --> 00:29:29,303
and my mom said I could
swing by when I got hungry.
621
00:29:29,438 --> 00:29:30,566
Well, you can't.
622
00:29:32,699 --> 00:29:34,370
Just grab a pizza
and get out of here.
623
00:29:35,776 --> 00:29:37,175
Ooh, I love pepperoni.
624
00:29:38,707 --> 00:29:41,877
Hey. Do you wanna, like,
have a cup of coffee?
625
00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:43,545
We could eat that pizza.
626
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,651
Just... I don't know, we
could just hang out and talk.
627
00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:48,280
I'm good. Thanks.
628
00:29:48,416 --> 00:29:49,792
No, me too. I'm good too.
629
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,069
Hey, Paul.
630
00:30:10,204 --> 00:30:11,978
Hey, what's up?
631
00:30:12,114 --> 00:30:14,674
You know me, man.
I just finished working out.
632
00:30:14,809 --> 00:30:16,546
Getting ready
to attack the day.
633
00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:19,453
You're alone in your underwear
doing nothing, aren't you?
634
00:30:19,588 --> 00:30:21,249
Very much so, yes.
635
00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:23,650
Okay, well,
I just called because
636
00:30:25,020 --> 00:30:27,896
we really should have that
bye-bye breakfast sometime.
637
00:30:28,031 --> 00:30:31,266
Yeah, I would... I would love
that, man. Uh, when?
638
00:30:31,401 --> 00:30:32,626
How's now?
639
00:30:38,499 --> 00:30:39,908
- Hi, uh...
- Hey.
640
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:41,844
Paul.
641
00:30:43,611 --> 00:30:46,640
What are you doing here?
How long...
How long are you in town for?
642
00:30:46,775 --> 00:30:48,673
- Just a couple of hours.
- That's insane.
643
00:30:48,809 --> 00:30:50,142
What if I had plans
this morning?
644
00:30:50,277 --> 00:30:51,645
You didn't.
645
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,451
- Paul.
- Let me talk, okay?
646
00:30:58,992 --> 00:31:00,991
Life threw you a curveball
647
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:03,593
so, to try and control things,
648
00:31:03,728 --> 00:31:06,968
you picture how you want them
to go in your own head and...
649
00:31:08,835 --> 00:31:10,333
That doesn't work.
650
00:31:10,468 --> 00:31:14,167
If you can't let go
of this shit on your own
651
00:31:14,302 --> 00:31:15,603
then I have to...
652
00:31:15,738 --> 00:31:18,078
I have to keep trying
to shake it out of you.
653
00:31:18,913 --> 00:31:20,646
You hear what I'm saying?
654
00:31:20,781 --> 00:31:23,651
I... Yeah, I do,
but can we just talk about
this over waffles?
655
00:31:23,787 --> 00:31:26,014
No, you're not eating with me.
656
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,153
You're eating with her.
657
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:33,424
Oh, hi. Uh, can I get a,
um, cappuccino please?
658
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:35,359
- Yeah, no problem.
- Thank you so much.
659
00:31:37,668 --> 00:31:39,566
Not how you pictured it, huh?
660
00:31:39,702 --> 00:31:41,560
You fucking jimmied me.
661
00:31:41,696 --> 00:31:44,104
That's right.
I fucking jimmied you.
662
00:31:45,307 --> 00:31:47,038
Look, kid, if you're ever
going to move forward,
663
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:49,576
you've got to let go
of the past.
664
00:31:49,712 --> 00:31:51,540
And I know that's scary.
665
00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:54,044
But you're...
666
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,808
you're never gonna forget Tia.
667
00:31:57,118 --> 00:31:59,020
Hell, you're never going
to forget me.
668
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:00,923
No one will.
669
00:32:02,826 --> 00:32:05,053
Letting go of the past
just means
670
00:32:05,188 --> 00:32:07,160
you don't allow...
671
00:32:08,195 --> 00:32:11,362
your scars to hold you
back anymore.
672
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:13,531
I'm covered in them, Paul.
673
00:32:13,667 --> 00:32:15,395
Good.
674
00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:21,469
What a shame to be 42 years
of age and not completely
covered in scars.
675
00:32:21,605 --> 00:32:26,377
They're the evidence
of a life fully lived.
676
00:32:27,584 --> 00:32:28,808
I don't want this.
677
00:32:31,388 --> 00:32:34,118
I don't want you to have to fly
all across the fucking country
678
00:32:34,254 --> 00:32:35,881
just to make sure
that I'm okay.
679
00:32:37,557 --> 00:32:39,962
- I don't want to be a burden to you.
- You're not.
680
00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:44,098
You're more of a son to me.
681
00:32:44,233 --> 00:32:46,265
I don't know why
I never said that before.
682
00:32:47,637 --> 00:32:48,894
I think you're strong.
683
00:32:49,938 --> 00:32:51,237
I think you don't need me.
684
00:32:52,436 --> 00:32:53,669
But for as long as I'm around,
685
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:57,771
if you think you need me,
I will be there for you.
686
00:32:58,572 --> 00:32:59,872
Because I love you.
687
00:33:01,508 --> 00:33:02,442
- Okay?
- Okay.
688
00:33:02,578 --> 00:33:03,645
Now, you got a choice to make.
689
00:33:05,215 --> 00:33:07,152
Either stay stuck,
690
00:33:07,288 --> 00:33:11,455
or you can go make
some new scars.
691
00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:15,129
I got a fucking airplane
to catch.
692
00:33:18,569 --> 00:33:19,793
Choose wisely.
693
00:33:48,928 --> 00:33:50,659
- Hi.
- Hi.
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