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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,944 --> 00:00:12,883 Oh. 2 00:00:13,018 --> 00:00:14,741 That is one cute baby, Brian. 3 00:00:14,876 --> 00:00:16,410 Where'd the name Sutton come from? 4 00:00:16,545 --> 00:00:17,848 The Great White Way. 5 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:19,623 I never know what the heck it is you're talking about, 6 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:22,692 - but you seem happy, so I'm happy. - I'm barely happy. 7 00:00:22,828 --> 00:00:24,623 Okay, nobody look at him. 8 00:00:24,758 --> 00:00:26,624 - He's fishing for one of us to ask why. - Yep. 9 00:00:29,026 --> 00:00:31,658 Why? Because Charlie's going away for three months, 10 00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:33,164 and I have to be a single dad. 11 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,670 No need to call me a hero. 12 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:35,996 No one was going to. 13 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,102 Look at that face. 14 00:00:38,237 --> 00:00:39,171 You're so beautiful. 15 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,307 You don't have to go to school 16 00:00:41,443 --> 00:00:43,309 or develop a personality. Nothing. 17 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:45,516 She is so much smaller than Jimmy was. 18 00:00:45,651 --> 00:00:49,517 His head was so big that until he was ten, anytime he turned too quickly 19 00:00:49,653 --> 00:00:51,480 he stumbled in that direction. 20 00:00:51,615 --> 00:00:52,779 Somebody else please share. 21 00:00:52,915 --> 00:00:54,924 Enjoy this age while you can, Brian. 22 00:00:55,059 --> 00:00:56,850 They grow up fast. I can't believe 23 00:00:56,986 --> 00:00:58,893 this one is going to graduate tomorrow. 24 00:01:00,398 --> 00:01:02,060 I can't believe he's still pretending 25 00:01:02,196 --> 00:01:03,198 he's gonna show up. 26 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:05,526 You know, I grew up with a father like that. 27 00:01:05,661 --> 00:01:07,863 Shallow but very charming. 28 00:01:08,531 --> 00:01:10,899 So, not overtly mean 29 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:13,176 but made you feel like shit all the time. 30 00:01:13,843 --> 00:01:14,877 You see me. 31 00:01:15,013 --> 00:01:17,805 - Oh, I do. - Mm-hmm. 32 00:01:17,941 --> 00:01:20,475 - But you are crushing me. - Yeah. 33 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:22,350 Should we save it for Sofi? 34 00:01:24,316 --> 00:01:25,489 We didn't make it. 35 00:01:25,624 --> 00:01:27,388 Oh, no. 36 00:01:29,023 --> 00:01:29,955 You good? 37 00:01:31,995 --> 00:01:33,526 - Not yet. - All right. 38 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,394 Okay. So, who wants to start first? 39 00:01:37,530 --> 00:01:39,632 I'll start. Sean's an asshole. 40 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,767 I'm surprised he's even here 41 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:44,535 and not interviewing at another fancier support group. 42 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,108 I took a job opportunity at a restaurant, 43 00:01:47,243 --> 00:01:48,406 so I have to shut down the truck. 44 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:50,746 And abandon me like a fucking punk. 45 00:01:50,881 --> 00:01:52,079 Holy shit. 46 00:01:52,215 --> 00:01:53,546 All right. Take it easy, okay? 47 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,243 This isn't The Jerry Springer Show. 48 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:56,615 What's that? 49 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,113 Oh, my gosh. Wow, I forgot I'm older than you. 50 00:01:58,249 --> 00:02:02,117 It was basically this, like, carnival of mentally ill people 51 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:04,288 that you would watch when you were home sick from school. 52 00:02:04,423 --> 00:02:06,322 It was toxic and violent. 53 00:02:06,457 --> 00:02:07,796 And I miss it so much. 54 00:02:07,931 --> 00:02:09,130 Now, Jorge... 55 00:02:09,265 --> 00:02:10,990 ...I understand that you are angry 56 00:02:11,126 --> 00:02:14,327 over Sean's perceived punk-esque behavior. 57 00:02:14,463 --> 00:02:16,973 But how about we talk through your feelings and work it out? 58 00:02:17,108 --> 00:02:18,475 Oh, I know how to work this out. 59 00:02:18,610 --> 00:02:21,545 Okay. Guys, this is not how we solve our problems. 60 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,674 Come on, man. 61 00:02:23,572 --> 00:02:24,981 Just talk to me. 62 00:02:25,117 --> 00:02:27,712 - Fuck you. - Jorge, don't do this. 63 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,112 Bam! 64 00:02:40,691 --> 00:02:42,632 Oh, why is it always the teeth? 65 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:44,091 It doesn't hurt. 66 00:02:45,235 --> 00:02:46,434 I think this one is fake. 67 00:02:46,569 --> 00:02:48,804 You guys signed liability waivers, right? 68 00:02:50,373 --> 00:02:54,108 All our grown children under one roof. 69 00:02:54,243 --> 00:02:56,608 I am filled with gratitude. 70 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:58,840 Hun, we are rich... 71 00:02:58,976 --> 00:03:02,016 ...with love and family. 72 00:03:02,151 --> 00:03:03,515 Why is Derek so emotional? 73 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,518 He's been like this since his surgery. 74 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,383 - All right. - What can I say? All right. 75 00:03:08,518 --> 00:03:10,018 Life is short. 76 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:12,456 I wanna savor every moment. We all should. 77 00:03:12,591 --> 00:03:14,462 Matthew, what are you savoring? 78 00:03:14,597 --> 00:03:17,594 Actually, my shoe business is kind of crushing. 79 00:03:17,730 --> 00:03:19,495 Saved up enough to get my own place 80 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:22,033 with my boys Finn and Leo. 81 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:23,266 And Jack. 82 00:03:23,401 --> 00:03:24,666 And four randos. 83 00:03:24,802 --> 00:03:26,143 How many bedrooms do you have? 84 00:03:26,278 --> 00:03:28,937 - Two. - Say goodbye to cranking it, bro. 85 00:03:29,073 --> 00:03:30,706 Yeah, we came up with a whole system for that. 86 00:03:30,842 --> 00:03:33,014 A cranking calendar. Nice. 87 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:34,184 That's good communication. 88 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:37,214 See, this is how societies are built. 89 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,417 - Alice. - Hi. 90 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:40,386 You have a big savory moment coming. 91 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,558 Graduation. How're you feeling? 92 00:03:42,693 --> 00:03:45,321 Ready to be done. I don't know if you know, 93 00:03:45,457 --> 00:03:47,763 but high school wasn't really the best experience for me. 94 00:03:47,898 --> 00:03:48,865 Are you kidding? 95 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,327 You're hot, you're smart, 96 00:03:50,462 --> 00:03:51,759 everyone loves you... 97 00:03:51,894 --> 00:03:53,869 Oh, 'cause of your mom. 98 00:03:54,004 --> 00:03:55,496 Poor motherless child. 99 00:03:55,632 --> 00:03:58,402 - Derek, no. - Yeah, she's... ...got no mother. 100 00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,771 I'd be excited for graduation 101 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,775 except my boyfriend refuses to sit with my mom. 102 00:04:01,911 --> 00:04:03,043 She's... 103 00:04:03,178 --> 00:04:04,208 just a little gropey. 104 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:05,312 That was one time, 105 00:04:05,448 --> 00:04:06,575 and she thought you stole her vape. 106 00:04:06,711 --> 00:04:08,517 She pulled my zipper down. 107 00:04:08,653 --> 00:04:10,650 - Oh. I mean, it's only normal... - Yeah. 108 00:04:10,786 --> 00:04:12,417 ...that she'd want to get to know you better. 109 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:14,089 I mean, get your shit together. 110 00:04:14,225 --> 00:04:16,254 Look at Will and even Matthew. 111 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,690 You're the new Matthew. 112 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:20,260 That's so bad for your brand. 113 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:22,393 You can move back in upstairs. 114 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:23,594 Will's girlfriend's pregnant. 115 00:04:23,729 --> 00:04:25,434 - Oh, seriously? - What? 116 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:27,935 Come on, bro. He told us that with confidence. 117 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,069 In confidence. 118 00:04:29,204 --> 00:04:30,197 That's what I said. 119 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:32,133 I'm gonna go. 120 00:04:33,144 --> 00:04:34,144 I do actually have to go, 121 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,807 but I would have said that regardless. 122 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:42,385 Okay, raise your hand if you thought it would've been me first. 123 00:04:48,227 --> 00:04:49,816 Still can't believe Paul's leaving. 124 00:04:49,952 --> 00:04:52,391 Paul. How's it going, man? 125 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:54,121 I'm going to get a protein bar. 126 00:04:54,257 --> 00:04:55,924 - Oh, hell yeah, dude. - Great update. 127 00:04:56,059 --> 00:04:58,432 - Get off my jock. - Wow. 128 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:01,131 He doesn't seem quite as sad as I am. 129 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,463 Yeah, I'm gonna miss the smell of cranky old guy around here. 130 00:05:03,598 --> 00:05:05,835 We could turn his office into a Paul museum. 131 00:05:05,971 --> 00:05:07,906 Like, school groups could come through. 132 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,909 We could have Disney make an animatronic of him. 133 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:13,447 - Says things like... - "Behold, the tools. 134 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:17,618 And, uh, raw dog. Raw dog." 135 00:05:18,716 --> 00:05:20,852 Hey. Paul didn't tell you? 136 00:05:21,785 --> 00:05:24,452 - What? - Okay. Um... 137 00:05:24,588 --> 00:05:30,424 Well, Paul kinda gave me the building to use for my trauma center. 138 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:34,462 Well, actually I'm renting it from him for, like, a dollar. 139 00:05:34,597 --> 00:05:36,731 Even though I probably won't pay, since he doesn't have Venmo. 140 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:40,107 So, yeah, it's kind of free. 141 00:05:40,242 --> 00:05:41,409 Unless he gets Venmo. 142 00:05:41,545 --> 00:05:43,203 Which he won't, so it's definitely free. 143 00:05:43,339 --> 00:05:44,974 - He gave you the whole place? - Yeah. 144 00:05:45,109 --> 00:05:49,010 - That's fucking awesome. - Really? 145 00:05:49,145 --> 00:05:50,814 Paul and I talked about this years ago. 146 00:05:50,950 --> 00:05:52,313 I have no interest in running a business. 147 00:05:52,449 --> 00:05:54,451 All I care about is being able to see my patients. 148 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:56,425 I can do that anywhere. 149 00:05:56,561 --> 00:05:57,950 I basically already do that anywhere. 150 00:05:58,086 --> 00:05:59,891 Look, this is your dream. 151 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,597 It's a really cool next chapter for this place. 152 00:06:04,134 --> 00:06:06,159 Thank you, Jimmy. 153 00:06:06,294 --> 00:06:08,436 Like, really, that means a lot, a lot. 154 00:06:08,571 --> 00:06:10,504 Like, a lot, a lot, a lot. 155 00:06:10,639 --> 00:06:12,100 Can we still get the animatronic Paul? 156 00:06:12,235 --> 00:06:14,009 Dude, I think we have to. 157 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:15,301 "Woof. 158 00:06:15,437 --> 00:06:19,809 Why am I a doll, Jimmy?" 159 00:06:19,944 --> 00:06:22,582 This way. Hi, Paul. 160 00:06:22,718 --> 00:06:24,120 I can't believe this is happening. 161 00:06:24,255 --> 00:06:25,512 This is like my own multiverse. 162 00:06:25,647 --> 00:06:28,886 - Happy Grandpa, meet grumpy Grandpa. - Which one's which? 163 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:30,587 - I think you know. - I'm good with either. 164 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,023 - Randy. Ah. - Uh, Paul. 165 00:06:34,356 --> 00:06:35,730 - Thanks. - I told him how much 166 00:06:35,866 --> 00:06:37,699 you've been there for me the last couple of years, 167 00:06:37,834 --> 00:06:40,261 so I thought it'd be nice for you guys to say hi. 168 00:06:41,636 --> 00:06:43,132 - I'm gonna go get Dad. - Okay. 169 00:06:46,002 --> 00:06:47,602 - Great kid. - The best. 170 00:06:47,737 --> 00:06:51,146 She said that you would meet her in the park in exchange for candy? 171 00:06:51,282 --> 00:06:52,744 Sounds creepier than it was. 172 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,418 Ah. 173 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,252 Listen, I gotta... I gotta say 174 00:06:56,387 --> 00:06:58,815 that I really appreciate you, uh, 175 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:01,018 being there for her after Tia died. 176 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,856 I-I would've liked to, you know, be around more. 177 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:07,893 I suppose it was a hard time for you as well. 178 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,498 I know it's difficult to know 179 00:07:10,634 --> 00:07:12,693 how to deal with people that are grieving. 180 00:07:12,828 --> 00:07:16,062 Yeah. It, uh... 181 00:07:16,198 --> 00:07:19,973 Well, it is what it is, right? 182 00:07:20,109 --> 00:07:23,276 If I'm making you uncomfortable, you can change the subject. 183 00:07:23,412 --> 00:07:24,514 Thanks for the road map. 184 00:07:25,911 --> 00:07:27,510 - You play guitar? - No. 185 00:07:27,645 --> 00:07:29,653 Okay. 0 for 1. 186 00:07:29,788 --> 00:07:33,617 Oh, this is nice. I didn't realize chitchat paid so well. 187 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,223 I bet Jimmy's good at it. 188 00:07:35,359 --> 00:07:37,250 He got that from his mom. 189 00:07:37,385 --> 00:07:39,727 She was an emotional, yapper type too. 190 00:07:42,731 --> 00:07:45,194 Your son is an excellent therapist. 191 00:07:46,103 --> 00:07:47,196 Great to hear. 192 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:51,636 - Oh, you have protein bars. - Want one? 193 00:07:51,772 --> 00:07:52,938 - No. - Hey, look who I found. 194 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:55,578 Wow, I thought I smelled airport cologne. 195 00:07:56,279 --> 00:07:57,771 There's Grandy Randy. 196 00:07:57,907 --> 00:08:00,978 - Oh, Gaby. There's my tall cup of hot chocolate. - Sure is. 197 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:02,751 You never let me call you chocolate anything. 198 00:08:02,886 --> 00:08:04,750 Well, that's because I like when older guys call me hot. 199 00:08:04,886 --> 00:08:06,820 That's some bullshit. 200 00:08:40,155 --> 00:08:41,151 Hey. 201 00:08:41,651 --> 00:08:42,625 Hey. 202 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,595 I cannot remember a single time 203 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,031 when I've connected with my father 204 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:49,123 on an emotional level. 205 00:08:49,259 --> 00:08:51,865 My dad got drunk one time... 206 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,927 ...woke me up in the middle of the night, 207 00:08:55,063 --> 00:08:58,001 locked me in the basement and said he was gonna set the house on fire. 208 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,467 - Okay, you win at bad dads. - Thank you. 209 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:03,208 It seems like Alice is really very fond of him. 210 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,544 Yeah, you know. She's not aware that he's about to pull 211 00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:06,876 the same vanishing act on her 212 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:08,177 he did on me when I was a kid. 213 00:09:08,312 --> 00:09:10,147 Well, did you ever talk to him about it? 214 00:09:11,455 --> 00:09:12,981 You can't be mad at somebody 215 00:09:13,116 --> 00:09:14,450 for not changing their behavior 216 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,093 if you haven't had the courage to tell them how you feel. 217 00:09:17,228 --> 00:09:20,821 I know, Paul. But what's the point if he's not gonna change? 218 00:09:20,956 --> 00:09:21,890 They rarely do. 219 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:23,364 But then you get to be mad 220 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,734 and let 'em fucking have it. 221 00:09:24,869 --> 00:09:27,871 It's been on the tip of my tongue s-so many times. 222 00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:30,832 Am I just a wimp? 223 00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:32,666 Yes. 224 00:09:32,802 --> 00:09:33,775 Look, 225 00:09:34,811 --> 00:09:36,204 you know how I feel about this stuff. 226 00:09:36,339 --> 00:09:38,913 You wouldn't be doing it to change him. 227 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:42,218 You'd be doing it to unburden yourself. 228 00:09:42,354 --> 00:09:43,686 It's a lot to carry around, 229 00:09:43,822 --> 00:09:47,790 and this kinda toxic shit does come out eventually. 230 00:09:47,926 --> 00:09:50,449 You know, he missed my high school graduation too. 231 00:09:50,585 --> 00:09:54,395 My dad once had me fight a dog that bit me. 232 00:09:54,531 --> 00:09:56,562 So that explains the "Woof." 233 00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:01,096 We talked through all our options, 234 00:10:01,232 --> 00:10:02,599 and we plan on keeping the baby. 235 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,241 Are-Are you guys even serious 236 00:10:06,376 --> 00:10:07,606 with-with each other? 237 00:10:07,742 --> 00:10:09,412 Is this like a forever thing? 238 00:10:09,547 --> 00:10:11,009 I mean, we haven't hard-launched, 239 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,709 but she keeps her eczema cream at my place. 240 00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:15,051 Yeah. I do. 241 00:10:15,187 --> 00:10:18,551 We haven't even had you over for coffee and toilet, Peyton. 242 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,747 I don't know what that is. 243 00:10:20,883 --> 00:10:23,155 So, it's a symbol of being truly embraced by this family. 244 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,359 And I'm here for C and T, like, all the time. 245 00:10:25,494 --> 00:10:26,591 C and T. I like it. 246 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,960 - Summer. - Yes? 247 00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:30,291 Would you take Connor to hang with your mom 248 00:10:30,427 --> 00:10:32,469 so he gets used to her before graduation? 249 00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:33,801 - Oh, good idea. - What? 250 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,936 - She should be alert by now. - Mm-hmm. 251 00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:39,533 You're supposed to protect me. 252 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,575 How did this happen? 253 00:10:42,711 --> 00:10:44,078 Weren't you guys being safe? 254 00:10:44,214 --> 00:10:45,578 We were. 255 00:10:45,714 --> 00:10:47,073 I guess it just didn't work. 256 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,848 Oh, come on, buddy. 257 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,519 I also had to get off the pill 258 00:10:50,654 --> 00:10:52,049 because it was affecting my mood. 259 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,982 It makes me... ...really mean. 260 00:10:54,118 --> 00:10:55,989 A baby will make you meaner. 261 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:58,654 And your nipples are gonna be crusty. 262 00:10:58,789 --> 00:10:59,789 And hard. 263 00:10:59,924 --> 00:11:01,526 And gross for a year. 264 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:02,856 Like little rocks. 265 00:11:02,992 --> 00:11:04,096 Both of us? 266 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:05,992 - Just one. - Mm-mmm. 267 00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:07,529 I mean... 268 00:11:07,664 --> 00:11:10,137 How do you plan to support this baby? 269 00:11:10,272 --> 00:11:13,267 Well, sports agents make good money. 270 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:15,170 Yeah, but you work in the mail room, 271 00:11:15,305 --> 00:11:16,939 for now, until AI takes your job. 272 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,643 I could do MomTok. Mm-hmm. 273 00:11:18,778 --> 00:11:19,812 And get brand deals. 274 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,675 Lots of people make money that way. 275 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:24,520 - Until AI starts Mom-Tokking. - Stop saying AI. 276 00:11:24,655 --> 00:11:27,087 It's an existential threat, babe. 277 00:11:27,223 --> 00:11:30,189 I just want you both to know how hard this is gonna be. 278 00:11:30,324 --> 00:11:32,787 - I mean, just giving birth. - I'm not worried about that 279 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:36,623 because, uh, I plan on doing an unmedicated water birth at home. 280 00:11:37,135 --> 00:11:38,198 Uh-oh. 281 00:11:38,334 --> 00:11:39,463 Count. 282 00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:40,594 One. 283 00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:42,637 Two. 284 00:11:42,773 --> 00:11:44,634 How long is she gonna count? 285 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:47,775 - For water birth, probably a hundred. - Four. Five. 286 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:49,644 Well, thanks for not totally freaking out. 287 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:51,572 I know it's kind of a mess. 288 00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:54,982 Yeah. It's not ideal. 289 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,177 But we love you, 290 00:11:57,312 --> 00:11:58,312 and we'll get through it. 291 00:11:58,447 --> 00:11:59,479 - Oh. - Yeah! 292 00:11:59,614 --> 00:12:00,984 - You're welcome. - Thank you. 293 00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:02,517 - Love you, Mom. - Love you. 294 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,059 - Love you, guys. - Take care. Love you. 295 00:12:06,194 --> 00:12:08,259 - Drive safe. - Oh, my God. 296 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:16,335 We're having a baby. 297 00:12:16,471 --> 00:12:18,340 We get to be young grandparents. 298 00:12:18,475 --> 00:12:22,306 Oh, my God. So many people are gonna mistake me for the mother. 299 00:12:24,348 --> 00:12:25,281 Agree with me. 300 00:12:25,416 --> 00:12:27,150 Oh, so many people. 301 00:12:27,285 --> 00:12:29,548 So many people. 302 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:32,354 - Let's call everyone. - I'm gonna get a baseball glove. 303 00:12:32,489 --> 00:12:35,085 Jumpsuit! 304 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:38,254 Ugh. My gym is officially too gay. 305 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,421 They have a new class called Booty Garland 306 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:43,025 where you do squats to Judy Garland songs. 307 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,462 - So stupid. - Uh-huh. 308 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,166 Oh, and you get to drink during it. Cute. Okay, I'm in. 309 00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:49,265 Yeah, I found my Pilates teacher on Instagram, 310 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,197 and he had a lot of bare ass on there. 311 00:12:51,332 --> 00:12:54,837 - We're on me right now, Kellie. - Oh, I'm sorry. 312 00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:56,543 I said I'm sorry. 313 00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:59,447 - Oh, you want his handle? - Yeah. Get there faster, Kellie. 314 00:12:59,583 --> 00:13:00,782 - Hey. - Hi. 315 00:13:00,918 --> 00:13:02,713 - Daddy has some good news. - Oh. 316 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:06,048 Work approved the family housing request for my trip to Tennessee. 317 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,452 So we can all go together. 318 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:11,454 I don't have to be away from you both for three months. 319 00:13:11,589 --> 00:13:14,960 Um, sorry. I can't go away for that long, babe. 320 00:13:15,096 --> 00:13:16,932 I have a job too, you know. 321 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:19,592 Oh. 322 00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:21,300 Brian, you can't just work remotely? 323 00:13:21,436 --> 00:13:23,001 Of course I can. I haven't been in my office in months. 324 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,101 I even think they might've moved, 325 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,403 but it's been too long for me to ask 326 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,204 - without it being weird. - I don't understand 327 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,405 why you don't want to go to Tennessee. 328 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:30,104 It sounds like an adventure. 329 00:13:30,239 --> 00:13:31,270 Elvis is from there. 330 00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:32,672 They have barbecue. 331 00:13:32,808 --> 00:13:35,477 Mmm. And other culturally appropriated things. 332 00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:37,751 Hey, did... did we steal barbecue from you? 333 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,020 - Sure did. - Whoa, bummer. 334 00:13:39,155 --> 00:13:41,257 - Mmm. - Come on. Life is short. 335 00:13:41,393 --> 00:13:42,350 Oh, my God, Derek. 336 00:13:42,486 --> 00:13:43,988 Enough with the life is short stuff. 337 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,690 I don't wanna go to Tennessee. 338 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,789 It's too humid. 339 00:13:46,924 --> 00:13:47,959 It's far. 340 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,361 Also, did you know that Memphis 341 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,628 - is the murder capital of the country? - Really? 342 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:53,936 I don't know, but if it is, that's not how I wanna find out. 343 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:55,929 Plus, where am I supposed to buy my clothes? Walmart? 344 00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:57,436 Uh... 345 00:13:57,572 --> 00:13:59,702 What are you trying to say? My shit's not from Walmart, bro. 346 00:13:59,837 --> 00:14:01,568 - What? - Wow. Thank God you're here. 347 00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:02,843 Brian's been Brianing more than usual, 348 00:14:02,978 --> 00:14:04,045 and it's been awful to witness. 349 00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:06,114 I rushed over in the middle of my uncle's wake. 350 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,983 It wasn't over, but you guys said it was an emergency. 351 00:14:08,118 --> 00:14:11,013 - It's not. - Holy shnikes, I am so sorry. 352 00:14:11,148 --> 00:14:13,779 I'm fucking with you, 'cause you guys were being really weird on the phone. 353 00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:16,324 - What's up? - I'll tell you what's up. 354 00:14:16,459 --> 00:14:19,355 Matthew has a full-time job going, and he's, uh... 355 00:14:19,491 --> 00:14:21,360 ...he's moving outta here. 356 00:14:21,495 --> 00:14:25,159 Wow. Nice. I didn't think he'd actually pull that off. 357 00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:27,297 Me either. 358 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:30,401 Yeah. The rehab isn't completely finished. 359 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,503 I need someone to fix some of Matthew's handiwork. 360 00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:36,505 You know, like the upside-down bathroom faucet. 361 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,606 - Water still comes out. - Now it's a bidet. 362 00:14:38,741 --> 00:14:41,681 I just need someone to oversee the repairs. 363 00:14:41,816 --> 00:14:43,018 If you can do that... 364 00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:45,981 you can live here rent-free. 365 00:14:46,116 --> 00:14:47,086 And who knows, 366 00:14:47,222 --> 00:14:48,722 maybe by the time I'm ready to sell it, 367 00:14:48,857 --> 00:14:50,650 you'll be ready to buy it. 368 00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:53,290 After that big, fancy new job of yours. 369 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,754 - Come on. Look, I know... - Dude. 370 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:58,362 ...you weren't ready before, a-and it's... 371 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,794 it's okay if you're... if you're still not. 372 00:15:02,338 --> 00:15:05,370 I just need you to know that this is for me too, right? 373 00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:10,775 I have been thinking a lot about my life and who I wanna be. 374 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:16,542 And it's someone who supports and is there for the people he loves. 375 00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:18,718 Holy shit, D-Train. 376 00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:20,882 I just came to take credit if he said yes. Now I'm invested. 377 00:15:21,018 --> 00:15:22,156 Yeah. 378 00:15:24,058 --> 00:15:25,253 - Okay, I'm in. - Come on! 379 00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:26,894 - Come to Papa! - Yay! 380 00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,227 - Yay! - Yay! 381 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,998 - I love you, man. - I love you. 382 00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,364 - Thanks, Derek. - You're welcome. 383 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,100 - No, Brian. - Okay, that's enough... All right. 384 00:15:34,236 --> 00:15:35,431 - Come on, man. - That was for me. 385 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:38,708 - Oh. - Twenty-three out of 25. 386 00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,042 You hit that like it wronged you. 387 00:15:40,178 --> 00:15:42,477 I like to think I'm sending it to a better place. 388 00:15:42,612 --> 00:15:43,606 You're up. 389 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:46,382 It's a great idea, kid. 390 00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:48,016 Yeah, well, 391 00:15:48,152 --> 00:15:49,876 I figured we haven't had much one-on-one time. 392 00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:53,884 All right. Might wanna call NASA. 393 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,190 - I'm sending this one up into orbit. - Okay. 394 00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,094 Come on, Jimbo. 395 00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:01,421 You've hit faster balls than that in Little League. 396 00:16:01,556 --> 00:16:03,261 Remember what I taught ya. 397 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,130 Think of someone who's grinding your gears, 398 00:16:05,266 --> 00:16:06,728 then picture their face on the ball. 399 00:16:11,909 --> 00:16:13,935 Oh! That one had some fire in it. 400 00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,812 Like back in '89, when you walked it off for the Badgers. 401 00:16:16,947 --> 00:16:18,446 You really loved that day, huh? 402 00:16:18,582 --> 00:16:19,506 I sure did. 403 00:16:19,641 --> 00:16:22,051 One of those core memories. 404 00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:26,990 You know, I think that graduation 405 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,916 is gonna be one of those core memories for Alice. 406 00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,317 Oh, come on. Let's not go back to that again, huh? 407 00:16:31,452 --> 00:16:34,520 Look, didn't we have a great couple of days together? Huh? 408 00:16:34,656 --> 00:16:35,861 She really loves that car. 409 00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:37,528 I think it's awesome 410 00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:39,926 how generous 411 00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:43,604 and warm and fun you can be when you come visit. 412 00:16:43,739 --> 00:16:47,536 But it also always feels like you got one foot in and one foot out. 413 00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:49,540 And it can be really confusing for a kid. 414 00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:52,147 It makes them feel like 415 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:54,809 they're not as important to you as you are to them. 416 00:16:55,986 --> 00:16:57,212 This whole "fun and done" thing, 417 00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:58,351 it's not enough for her. 418 00:17:01,089 --> 00:17:02,421 It was never enough for me. 419 00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:05,025 Jimmy, your mom 420 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,760 was the one who always had a knack 421 00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:09,631 for that touchy-feely part of being a parent. I just... You know, 422 00:17:09,766 --> 00:17:11,964 - I did the best I could. - I know. I know you did. I know. 423 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,700 I get it. I really do, Dad. 424 00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:18,437 And I know, I know you think Alice is gonna be fine with you bailing. 425 00:17:18,572 --> 00:17:20,200 But you know what she said to me the other night? 426 00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:24,344 She said, "I'm just so happy that we're all gonna be together." 427 00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:27,611 Because me and you, 428 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:30,680 we're all she has, man. 429 00:17:34,192 --> 00:17:36,692 What is it that you would like me to do here? 430 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,985 Cancel your fishing trip. 431 00:17:39,961 --> 00:17:41,394 Show up at graduation. 432 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,926 I'm not that guy, Jimmy. 433 00:17:46,963 --> 00:17:48,335 And, buddy, I can't tell you how much 434 00:17:48,471 --> 00:17:50,367 I don't wanna keep having this conversation, 435 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,405 so if you got anything else to say, 436 00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:54,000 get it out now. 437 00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:00,314 I'm good. 438 00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:02,844 Good. 439 00:18:03,844 --> 00:18:05,380 They got soft serve over there. 440 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:06,919 Come on. Let me buy you one. 441 00:18:18,092 --> 00:18:19,592 We're having a baby! 442 00:18:19,728 --> 00:18:21,062 I am so happy for you, 443 00:18:21,197 --> 00:18:24,737 and your unwed boy, and his wannabe Instagram baby mama. 444 00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:25,872 Thank you. 445 00:18:26,007 --> 00:18:27,606 There's so much to do. 446 00:18:27,742 --> 00:18:30,213 I think we should turn Will's room into a nursery, 447 00:18:30,348 --> 00:18:32,738 because the baby's gonna be here all the time. 448 00:18:32,873 --> 00:18:34,474 I have to get her a new doctor, 449 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,282 and a new birth plan that doesn't have the word "bathtub" in it. 450 00:18:37,418 --> 00:18:39,245 Okay, babe, I-I know you're excited, 451 00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:41,389 but isn't this a little... ...a little early? 452 00:18:41,525 --> 00:18:44,417 Those guys don't know what they're doing. 453 00:18:44,553 --> 00:18:47,590 And we're gonna be practically raising this kid for the next five years. 454 00:18:47,725 --> 00:18:48,756 - Ten, if we're lucky. - Yeah. 455 00:18:48,891 --> 00:18:49,855 - Probably 20. Ugh. - I hope. 456 00:18:49,990 --> 00:18:51,662 Ugh. 457 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,129 - What? - Charlie keeps texting me 458 00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:54,762 about Tennessee. 459 00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,962 And now he's sending me sad face emojis, 460 00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:59,802 and himself doing sad face emojis. 461 00:18:59,937 --> 00:19:01,971 - Oh, so special. - No, it's not funny. 462 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,245 - It's not. It's not funny. - He's making art, Brian. 463 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:06,607 I am allowed to not want to go to Tennessee. 464 00:19:06,742 --> 00:19:09,876 Okay. Well, Brian, maybe he'd stop if you sack up and tell him the truth. 465 00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,243 How you really feel. 466 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,946 I agree with Gaby... 467 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,790 ...about telling the truth about how you feel. 468 00:19:14,926 --> 00:19:16,120 - Yeah, you do. - Mm-hmm. 469 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,454 'Cause Gaby's a genius. 470 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:19,225 I don't wanna raise Will's baby. 471 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,490 - Dummy. - Way to go, Gaby. 472 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:22,957 You cool it. And I'm not afraid 473 00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:24,894 - of either of you, okay? - Okay. 474 00:19:25,029 --> 00:19:26,992 I thought you were excited to be a grandfather. 475 00:19:27,128 --> 00:19:29,105 I am, but, like, you know, a normal one, 476 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,830 where you see them on weekends and holidays, 477 00:19:30,965 --> 00:19:32,164 you feed them a bunch of sugar, 478 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:35,474 and then tell their parents that ADHD isn't real. 479 00:19:35,610 --> 00:19:37,043 - Okay, well, it is real. - It's not. 480 00:19:37,179 --> 00:19:38,145 - What? - Okay. 481 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,673 I know everybody is sick and tired 482 00:19:39,808 --> 00:19:41,811 about my "life is short" thing, 483 00:19:42,312 --> 00:19:43,279 but it is. 484 00:19:43,414 --> 00:19:45,311 I don't wanna be 90, 485 00:19:45,447 --> 00:19:48,351 sitting in a rocking chair with this same full head of hair, 486 00:19:48,486 --> 00:19:50,116 wishing I did cool stuff. 487 00:19:50,251 --> 00:19:52,787 I want to fly to a different time zone, 488 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:55,055 and when I get there, it's yesterday. 489 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:56,857 I wanna go to Vietnam. 490 00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:59,930 I wanna eat fruit that smells like butt. 491 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:02,003 - May I suggest trying real butt? - It's overrated. 492 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:03,806 Well, maybe you had a bad one. 493 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,807 Look, I'm just saying, 494 00:20:05,942 --> 00:20:07,032 the rest of my days, 495 00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:09,706 I want them filled with adventure. 496 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:14,177 My adventure is not eating butt fruit, 497 00:20:14,312 --> 00:20:15,410 but go for it. 498 00:20:15,545 --> 00:20:16,811 I would never stop you 499 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:18,952 from doing anything that made you happy. 500 00:20:19,088 --> 00:20:20,421 I don't wanna go alone. 501 00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,385 I want to go with you. 502 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,091 But that's not my jam, babe. 503 00:20:25,227 --> 00:20:26,357 Why don't you ask Matthew? 504 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,420 He'd go to Vietnam, or Connor. 505 00:20:28,556 --> 00:20:30,857 - Hey. Can I get a peach? - Here you go, little girl. 506 00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,431 Summer would totally go with you. 507 00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,697 I'm not taking her to Vietnam. 508 00:20:34,832 --> 00:20:36,863 I didn't realize that was on the table. 509 00:20:36,999 --> 00:20:39,371 If you change your mind, I am so in. 510 00:20:39,507 --> 00:20:41,871 Babe. Babe. 511 00:20:42,636 --> 00:20:44,108 Thank you. 512 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,783 Yeah. See, this is why we lie. 513 00:20:47,918 --> 00:20:48,876 Why do you always have 514 00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:50,178 - the worst takeaways? - What? 515 00:20:50,314 --> 00:20:51,452 Ta-da! 516 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:53,415 Ah, you made overnight oats for graduation day. 517 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:54,518 Yeah, of course I did. 518 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,916 - It's your favorite. - Throwback. 519 00:20:56,052 --> 00:20:58,018 I did a test batch yesterday with water. 520 00:20:58,154 --> 00:21:00,029 - It was a real piece of shit. - Okay. 521 00:21:00,164 --> 00:21:02,031 But this time, I used coconut milk, 522 00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,928 and I think I've cracked the code. 523 00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,499 Yay! 524 00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:11,073 How did you ever like this stuff? 525 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,874 - It was a dark time. - Mm-hmm. 526 00:21:13,010 --> 00:21:14,472 Hey. 527 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:16,042 - Hey. - What's with the bag? 528 00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:17,438 Oh, I'm sorry, kid. 529 00:21:17,574 --> 00:21:18,543 Something came up. 530 00:21:18,679 --> 00:21:20,913 My buddy invited me deep-sea fishing. 531 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:24,816 Sorry to miss the ceremony, but, uh, I am so proud of you. 532 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,252 Don't worry about it. You're missing the boring part. 533 00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:28,620 I wish I could go fishing. 534 00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:31,259 Actually, wait. Would I have to touch a fish, 535 00:21:31,394 --> 00:21:33,028 - and would they die? - Yes, to both. 536 00:21:33,164 --> 00:21:34,126 - Okay, then I'm out. - Okay. 537 00:21:34,262 --> 00:21:35,431 Go make your dad proud. 538 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,398 Okay. I'm gonna go change and get... 539 00:21:37,533 --> 00:21:38,697 - ...my cap and gown, okay? - Okay. 540 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,826 - I'll meet you in the car? - Yeah, you bet. 541 00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:42,235 - Bye, Grandpa. - Goodbye. 542 00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:44,230 - Love you. - Love you too. 543 00:21:45,233 --> 00:21:47,310 - Good luck, kiddo. - Thank you. 544 00:21:48,938 --> 00:21:51,476 See? I told you she'd be fine. 545 00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:55,450 Not everyone is as sensitive as you. 546 00:21:57,420 --> 00:21:59,118 Thanks for the visit. See you soon. 547 00:22:06,522 --> 00:22:10,132 I think when I move, I'm gonna miss you most of all. 548 00:22:10,268 --> 00:22:12,659 You talking about me or the sandwich? 549 00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:14,434 You don't wanna know. 550 00:22:14,570 --> 00:22:16,468 Careful what you say to Sean, 551 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,099 or you might get sucker punched. 552 00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:20,339 He's not getting his tooth fixed on purpose, 553 00:22:20,475 --> 00:22:21,803 just to make me feel like shit. 554 00:22:21,938 --> 00:22:23,803 It's like working with Daffy Duck. 555 00:22:23,939 --> 00:22:26,947 I love Daffy Duck. 556 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:30,276 He's so angry, but I know it's not my job to fix his life. 557 00:22:30,411 --> 00:22:32,188 - What do you think? - I think you're smart enough 558 00:22:32,323 --> 00:22:34,313 to figure this stuff out for yourself. 559 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:38,889 Okay, Mr. Miyagi. I will. 560 00:22:40,123 --> 00:22:42,127 Julie and I are leaving in the morning. 561 00:22:42,262 --> 00:22:43,630 Stay in touch. 562 00:22:43,766 --> 00:22:46,666 Give me a call and let me know who Mr. Miyagi is. 563 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:50,430 - Ay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. - What? 564 00:22:50,566 --> 00:22:52,801 You really think you gon' skip town without giving me a hug? 565 00:22:52,937 --> 00:22:54,472 You got one after your last session. 566 00:22:54,608 --> 00:22:56,110 That was a doctor-patient hug. 567 00:22:56,245 --> 00:22:57,443 Now I want my friend hug. 568 00:22:57,578 --> 00:23:00,141 - Don't be a hug bitch. - Fine. 569 00:23:04,912 --> 00:23:06,821 - Ah! - Fine. 570 00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:07,889 There it is. 571 00:23:08,025 --> 00:23:09,519 Jesus. Ridiculous. 572 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,284 Isn't that sweet? 573 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:13,858 Get your fucking tooth fixed. 574 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,532 - You good? - I'm nervous. 575 00:23:24,668 --> 00:23:26,508 Me too. 576 00:23:27,375 --> 00:23:28,675 All I have to do is sit. 577 00:23:30,314 --> 00:23:32,575 Okay, before we go in there, um... 578 00:23:32,711 --> 00:23:33,682 ...your mom... 579 00:23:33,818 --> 00:23:34,743 I know. 580 00:23:36,418 --> 00:23:37,552 - She loves... - I know. 581 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,280 Yeah. 582 00:23:44,687 --> 00:23:45,692 What can you do? 583 00:23:49,098 --> 00:23:50,092 What can you do? 584 00:23:55,539 --> 00:23:58,331 Oh, kid. 585 00:24:00,207 --> 00:24:03,205 Ugh, everyone in there will be watching us because of Mom, 586 00:24:03,340 --> 00:24:06,274 so let's just have this be our emotional moment, okay? 587 00:24:06,409 --> 00:24:08,644 Out there we can just smile... 588 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,977 ...and point at each other, 589 00:24:10,112 --> 00:24:11,553 - cool as shit. - You got it. 590 00:24:16,785 --> 00:24:17,887 What is this? 591 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,855 It's a cardboard cutout of you as a baby, 592 00:24:19,990 --> 00:24:20,929 but I don't know why it's in here. 593 00:24:21,064 --> 00:24:22,229 Absolutely not. 594 00:24:22,364 --> 00:24:23,558 Please? You were so cute. 595 00:24:23,693 --> 00:24:24,862 Dad, I swear, 596 00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:27,030 if you hold this up, I will never forgive you. 597 00:24:27,795 --> 00:24:28,933 Fine. 598 00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:33,905 - I love you. - I love you more. Let's go. 599 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:36,436 Kyle Lacey. 600 00:24:36,572 --> 00:24:38,947 Alice Laird. 601 00:24:39,082 --> 00:24:40,816 Winnifred Lutke. 602 00:24:40,951 --> 00:24:43,783 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 603 00:24:44,585 --> 00:24:46,247 Kenneth Martin. 604 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,449 Pretty sweet, huh? 605 00:24:51,557 --> 00:24:54,357 Wet bar, central air, 606 00:24:54,492 --> 00:24:58,298 and unlike the pool house, this place has a few separate rooms. 607 00:24:58,433 --> 00:25:01,902 What? Did you seriously bring me here to show off your dope new place? 608 00:25:02,038 --> 00:25:03,033 Yeah. 609 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:07,239 But it's our dope new place. 610 00:25:07,374 --> 00:25:08,610 Move in, man. 611 00:25:09,311 --> 00:25:10,972 Rent free. No strings. 612 00:25:11,108 --> 00:25:14,245 At least till you get back on track. 613 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:17,578 Okay, one string 'cause I am definitely taking the bigger room. 614 00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:19,948 But there's no way I would have 615 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,524 ever made it this far without you. 616 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,791 - So, what do you think, man? - Are you for real? 617 00:25:25,927 --> 00:25:28,824 I look like I'm playing? 618 00:25:28,959 --> 00:25:30,256 - Count me in. - Yes! 619 00:25:30,391 --> 00:25:32,128 Let's go. 620 00:25:33,604 --> 00:25:35,467 - Sean... - Hey. You ain't 621 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:38,133 - gotta get all mushy with me. - Can you give me a ride to the dentist? 622 00:25:38,269 --> 00:25:40,332 I've been waiting for your ass to ask all day. 623 00:25:40,467 --> 00:25:42,737 Let's get you fixed up, man. 624 00:25:44,173 --> 00:25:45,613 I guess I have a roommate now, 625 00:25:45,748 --> 00:25:49,177 so goodbye, office slash gym slash bird room. 626 00:25:49,313 --> 00:25:50,713 - What now? - I was gonna get a bird, 627 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:51,883 and it was gonna be his room. 628 00:25:52,019 --> 00:25:53,689 Now you're bird-less, and your girlfriend 629 00:25:53,824 --> 00:25:55,682 - can't walk around naked. - Still worth it. 630 00:25:55,817 --> 00:25:58,950 Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the people you love. 631 00:25:59,086 --> 00:26:00,226 Wow, Sean. 632 00:26:00,361 --> 00:26:01,988 That is so true. 633 00:26:02,123 --> 00:26:03,421 I'm almost tempted to say, 634 00:26:03,557 --> 00:26:06,057 "Booyah. Told y'all, asses," unironically. 635 00:26:06,193 --> 00:26:07,899 But I won't. 636 00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:10,873 - Really makes you think. - Hmm. 637 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,169 - Sean, bring the photos. Let's go. - Yes, ma'am. 638 00:26:14,445 --> 00:26:16,208 That was mostly directed at you. 639 00:26:16,344 --> 00:26:17,411 Oh, please. 640 00:26:17,547 --> 00:26:18,680 You won't even sniff butt fruit 641 00:26:18,816 --> 00:26:20,779 with a man whose only crime is loving you too much. 642 00:26:20,915 --> 00:26:23,781 You won't even relocate with your husband 643 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:25,515 'cause you're scared of pecan pie. 644 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:26,884 It's too sticky! 645 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,521 What if I can't get my mouth back open? 646 00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:33,694 Congratulations! 647 00:26:33,829 --> 00:26:35,725 - Come on, give us a speech! - Speech! 648 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:36,924 - Do it! - Okay. 649 00:26:37,060 --> 00:26:38,463 Thank you so much for coming. 650 00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:39,764 I love you guys so much. 651 00:26:39,899 --> 00:26:42,200 This has been a really crazy ride, 652 00:26:42,336 --> 00:26:45,471 but I'm really grateful to have all of you by my side always. 653 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:48,938 Oh, as a heads-up, Paul is counting this as his goodbye to everyone, 654 00:26:49,073 --> 00:26:50,907 so get your hug in while you can. 655 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,480 - Huh. - Damn it, Alice. 656 00:26:52,615 --> 00:26:55,011 We did it. We fucking graduated. 657 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,209 - I love you so much. - Oh, I love you. 658 00:26:57,344 --> 00:26:58,812 I love you guys too. 659 00:26:58,947 --> 00:27:01,214 - So not your moment. - You almost destroyed us, Connor. 660 00:27:01,349 --> 00:27:04,383 Come here. I love you. 661 00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:05,958 - Have fun in Connecticut. - Okay. 662 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:07,627 Those are my people. 663 00:27:07,763 --> 00:27:09,431 I owed you a plant that wasn't dead. 664 00:27:09,566 --> 00:27:11,161 - I'm proud of you. - Hey. 665 00:27:11,862 --> 00:27:13,464 I am proud of you too. 666 00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:14,937 Sous-chef. 667 00:27:15,072 --> 00:27:16,062 Fancy. 668 00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:17,396 As a parting gift, 669 00:27:17,531 --> 00:27:19,400 you don't have to pay my last invoice. 670 00:27:19,535 --> 00:27:22,503 Actually, you do. 671 00:27:22,639 --> 00:27:24,504 According to California state law, I have to get paid. 672 00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:28,183 We like your dress. 673 00:27:28,318 --> 00:27:29,385 We think it's fine. 674 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,614 Are you two mad I didn't let you 675 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:31,783 take me shopping for it? 676 00:27:31,919 --> 00:27:33,251 - Maybe. - Don't feel great about it. 677 00:27:33,387 --> 00:27:36,186 How about you pick out my "driving away to college" outfit? 678 00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:38,856 - Mm-hmm. - Fine. 679 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:40,461 - Yeah? Fine. - We love you. 680 00:27:40,596 --> 00:27:42,125 - I love you. - I love you. 681 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:44,428 Congratulations on Alice. 682 00:27:44,564 --> 00:27:46,799 Ah, thanks. 683 00:27:46,934 --> 00:27:49,200 You know, I'm not sure which is harder. 684 00:27:49,335 --> 00:27:52,235 Being the one who leaves, or the one who's left behind. 685 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:53,801 Hmm. 686 00:27:53,936 --> 00:27:54,941 There she is. 687 00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:01,442 - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. 688 00:28:03,478 --> 00:28:05,478 Wait, no hugging if you're gonna cry. 689 00:28:05,613 --> 00:28:07,681 Dad's been crying every time I go near him. 690 00:28:07,817 --> 00:28:09,120 Mm-hmm. 691 00:28:10,155 --> 00:28:12,890 Not everybody's as sensitive as he is. 692 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,425 I'm a tough guy. I can handle it. 693 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:16,556 Okay. 694 00:28:22,566 --> 00:28:24,234 I can't believe I have to say goodbye to you too. 695 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,037 Can we please just make out, like, just this once? 696 00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:28,835 - Fine. - What... Hey! 697 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,909 All right. Just relax, you guys. Okay? 698 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,378 My God, my heart almost stopped. 699 00:28:33,513 --> 00:28:34,815 Mine too. 700 00:28:34,950 --> 00:28:37,583 Well, when it does stop, I'll be right here. 701 00:28:37,719 --> 00:28:38,919 - Good to know. - Yeah. 702 00:28:43,657 --> 00:28:44,826 Hey, there you are. 703 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,186 Where we going for our 704 00:28:47,322 --> 00:28:48,660 goodbye breakfast tomorrow? 705 00:28:48,795 --> 00:28:50,593 To that, uh, akaya place? 706 00:28:50,728 --> 00:28:51,965 It's acai. 707 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:55,470 You all right, kid? 708 00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:57,404 I came out to get some air. 709 00:28:57,540 --> 00:28:59,467 It's an emotional time. 710 00:29:02,337 --> 00:29:04,275 You know, a few months ago, 711 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,375 after I started taking care of all your shit... 712 00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:12,745 Gaby warned me that I would never get any thanks from you no matter what I did. 713 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,682 And I was holding out hope that she was wrong. 714 00:29:14,818 --> 00:29:16,183 Okay. 715 00:29:16,319 --> 00:29:18,189 You want a thanks? You got it. 716 00:29:18,888 --> 00:29:19,852 Thanks. 717 00:29:21,161 --> 00:29:23,091 Is that why you do things? For the thanks? 718 00:29:23,226 --> 00:29:24,432 You're really fucking arrogant, 719 00:29:24,568 --> 00:29:25,897 - you know that? - I do. 720 00:29:26,033 --> 00:29:29,103 You expect everybody to worship you, 721 00:29:29,239 --> 00:29:31,934 and you don't care at all if they feel valued or not. 722 00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,575 You really think that's true? 723 00:29:33,711 --> 00:29:35,576 I don't know what I did wrong, Paul. 724 00:29:35,712 --> 00:29:36,743 I've always been there for you. 725 00:29:36,878 --> 00:29:38,279 I've been there for your patients. 726 00:29:38,414 --> 00:29:39,710 I was team Paul. 727 00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:41,943 I was team Paul 24/7. 728 00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:43,711 That was me. Team Paul. 729 00:29:43,847 --> 00:29:46,750 Everything I've done, everything has been to make you happy. 730 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:48,453 Yes, I slept with Meg... 731 00:29:48,589 --> 00:29:49,620 Goddamn it. 732 00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:51,053 You what? 733 00:29:51,188 --> 00:29:52,119 Jimmy... 734 00:29:52,254 --> 00:29:53,989 ...not the man's daughter. 735 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,558 - Derek! - I had to pee. 736 00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:58,860 You had to walk past three bathrooms to get to that balcony! 737 00:29:58,996 --> 00:30:00,235 We like fresh air. 738 00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:01,801 Go back inside! 739 00:30:01,936 --> 00:30:03,470 Oops. Okay. 740 00:30:03,605 --> 00:30:05,732 You slept with Meg. 741 00:30:05,868 --> 00:30:08,877 - When? - A while back. It meant nothing. 742 00:30:09,012 --> 00:30:10,307 - It meant nothing? - No, it was great. 743 00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:12,407 - It was great? - Paul, it doesn't matter. 744 00:30:12,542 --> 00:30:14,313 It was a blip, and now she's back with Dave, 745 00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:16,347 and we don't have to ever talk about it ever again. 746 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:21,413 You gave the practice to Gaby. 747 00:30:21,548 --> 00:30:24,418 We talked about this years ago. 748 00:30:24,554 --> 00:30:26,118 You said you hated paperwork and... 749 00:30:26,253 --> 00:30:28,964 ...all you wanted to do was spend time with the patients. 750 00:30:29,099 --> 00:30:31,623 People change. You didn't even check with me, Paul. 751 00:30:31,759 --> 00:30:33,764 - Would you have wanted it? - No. 752 00:30:33,900 --> 00:30:35,663 So, you're angry with me 753 00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:38,569 for not offering you something that you don't want? 754 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,304 Yes, I am! 755 00:30:41,711 --> 00:30:43,406 I'm supposed to be your guy. 756 00:30:45,779 --> 00:30:46,815 I've been your guy. 757 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:49,616 And this, this is how you treat me? 758 00:30:49,752 --> 00:30:51,810 I don't fucking deserve this! 759 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,148 - Easy, kid. - No, I'm mad, Paul! 760 00:30:55,283 --> 00:30:56,783 And I'm embarrassed. 761 00:30:56,918 --> 00:30:58,954 I have to find out from Meg that you're moving. 762 00:30:59,089 --> 00:31:01,861 You don't even have the decency to come and look me in my eyes 763 00:31:01,997 --> 00:31:03,756 and tell me that you're leaving me. 764 00:31:07,595 --> 00:31:09,201 Let's take a break. 765 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:12,839 I think these feelings that you're having 766 00:31:12,975 --> 00:31:16,538 might be meant for someone else. 767 00:31:18,279 --> 00:31:20,014 No, I think they're meant for both of you. 768 00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:21,984 I get it now. 769 00:31:22,119 --> 00:31:24,284 I'm not as important to you as you are to me. 770 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:27,489 I just feel stupid it took me that long to realize it. Mm-hmm. 771 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:29,484 Look, I'm gonna go home now. 772 00:31:29,619 --> 00:31:32,290 I leave, uh, tomorrow morning at 10:00 a.m. 773 00:31:34,088 --> 00:31:38,659 Come and say goodbye wh-when, um, calmer heads prevail. 774 00:31:40,828 --> 00:31:43,697 I don't wanna leave with you having regrets. 775 00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:47,166 I mean, I'm just not that sensitive, Paul. 776 00:31:47,301 --> 00:31:48,537 I'll survive. 777 00:32:12,001 --> 00:32:14,698 ♪ I was walking in Memphis ♪ 778 00:32:14,833 --> 00:32:17,569 ♪ Walking with my feet Ten feet off of Beale ♪ 779 00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:21,071 Kellie, if you're gonna harmonize with me, please match my key. 780 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,473 What is happening? 781 00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:26,278 Sutton and I are coming with you to Tennessee. 782 00:32:28,081 --> 00:32:29,877 And Kellie too, if she can. 783 00:32:30,013 --> 00:32:31,082 Really? 784 00:32:31,217 --> 00:32:33,381 Yeah. You're amazing. 785 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,150 And we're so grateful to have you. 786 00:32:35,286 --> 00:32:36,624 Thank you. 787 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,821 Yeah. I'm gonna make it work. 788 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:42,888 Great. Remind me to give her a little sugar every now and again, 789 00:32:43,024 --> 00:32:44,930 as she might actually murder me. 790 00:32:45,065 --> 00:32:47,265 Wait, you're really coming? 791 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,565 We make sacrifices for those we love. 792 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:52,807 And then we hold it over their heads 793 00:32:52,943 --> 00:32:54,042 and bring it up in every argument... 794 00:32:54,177 --> 00:32:56,037 ...for the rest of our lives. 795 00:32:56,172 --> 00:32:57,106 Don't we? 796 00:32:59,945 --> 00:33:02,248 - Hi. - Hi. 797 00:33:05,380 --> 00:33:06,785 I've been thinking. 798 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,082 - Uh-oh. - Yeah. 799 00:33:08,217 --> 00:33:09,781 I am going to be 800 00:33:09,916 --> 00:33:12,418 an incredibly overbearing grandmother. 801 00:33:12,554 --> 00:33:13,920 I'm very excited about it, 802 00:33:14,055 --> 00:33:16,726 and there's nothing that you can do to stop me. 803 00:33:16,862 --> 00:33:17,832 I know. 804 00:33:17,968 --> 00:33:20,158 But I also know that you have needs. 805 00:33:20,294 --> 00:33:21,397 You do? 806 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:22,768 I don't love it. 807 00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:26,008 So... I got you these. 808 00:33:29,745 --> 00:33:30,738 Is this for real? 809 00:33:31,638 --> 00:33:33,980 I figure we have, like, 810 00:33:34,116 --> 00:33:37,542 seven months until my crazy kicks in. 811 00:33:37,678 --> 00:33:40,947 So, uh, why not be in Europe? 812 00:33:41,082 --> 00:33:43,316 There's tickets to the Guinness factory in Dublin. 813 00:33:43,451 --> 00:33:46,861 There's a reservation at my favorite restaurant in Verbier. 814 00:33:46,996 --> 00:33:48,961 And then after the baby is born, 815 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:50,696 we can still have adventures... 816 00:33:50,831 --> 00:33:51,825 occasionally. 817 00:33:54,094 --> 00:33:56,228 - Wow. - This one starts in Barcelona though. 818 00:33:56,364 --> 00:33:57,869 Okay, but... 819 00:33:58,004 --> 00:33:59,107 can you say it right? 820 00:34:00,837 --> 00:34:02,338 Barcelona. 821 00:34:02,473 --> 00:34:04,540 Muy sexy. 822 00:34:04,675 --> 00:34:06,345 - You're silly. - Ah, gracias, mi amor. 823 00:34:27,296 --> 00:34:28,631 Hey. Car's here. 824 00:34:29,732 --> 00:34:31,799 All right. Coming. 825 00:34:33,134 --> 00:34:36,078 ♪ Beach towel drifts on the drying line ♪ 826 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:42,040 ♪ Do I remind you Of your daddy In his '88 Ford? ♪ 827 00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:46,748 ♪ Labrador hanging out The passenger door ♪ 828 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:53,095 ♪ The sand from your hair Is blowing in my eyes ♪ 829 00:34:54,564 --> 00:34:58,199 ♪ Blame it on the beach Grown men don't cry ♪ 830 00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:03,897 ♪ Do you remember That beat-down basement couch? ♪ 831 00:35:05,399 --> 00:35:08,374 ♪ I'd sing you my love songs And you'd tell me about ♪ 832 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,271 ♪ How your mama ran off And pawned her ring ♪ 833 00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:20,782 ♪ I remember I remember everything ♪ 834 00:35:23,327 --> 00:35:25,954 ♪ A cold shoulder At closing time ♪ 835 00:35:26,090 --> 00:35:29,789 ♪ You were begging me to stay Till the sun rose ♪ 836 00:35:29,924 --> 00:35:32,290 ♪ Strange words come on out ♪ 837 00:35:32,426 --> 00:35:35,137 ♪ Of a grown man's mouth When his mind's broke ♪ 838 00:35:36,271 --> 00:35:38,397 ♪ Pictures and passing time ♪ 839 00:35:38,532 --> 00:35:41,242 ♪ You only smile like that When you're drinking ♪ 840 00:35:42,377 --> 00:35:44,974 ♪ I wish I didn't But I do ♪ 841 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:48,777 ♪ Remember every moment On the nights with you ♪ 58039

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