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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:12,720 Were you just looking at my ass? 2 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,387 I know you were just looking at my ass. 3 00:00:14,387 --> 00:00:15,761 You saying you wanted to know 4 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:17,345 what happened last week on Shameless. 5 00:00:17,345 --> 00:00:18,553 Mm-hmm. Right. 6 00:00:18,553 --> 00:00:20,137 Sure you were. 7 00:00:20,137 --> 00:00:21,636 Nasty. 8 00:00:22,928 --> 00:00:24,053 You're Carl. 9 00:00:24,053 --> 00:00:25,678 Yeah. Heard of me? 10 00:00:25,678 --> 00:00:27,678 This is Anne Gonzalez, assistant manager. 11 00:00:27,678 --> 00:00:31,095 Tough as nails. She keeps everybody in line. 12 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:34,053 I know you're selling vape pens to little Mexican kids. 13 00:00:34,053 --> 00:00:35,761 And I want to go into business with you. 14 00:00:35,761 --> 00:00:38,595 Remember when we first got here, we had fun together. 15 00:00:38,595 --> 00:00:39,761 All we did was bang. 16 00:00:39,761 --> 00:00:40,887 We laughed too. 17 00:00:40,887 --> 00:00:42,887 Are you dumping me? Fuck you! 18 00:00:42,887 --> 00:00:44,887 You're not dumping me. I'm dumping you. 19 00:00:44,887 --> 00:00:46,262 What'd you decide to name him? 20 00:00:46,262 --> 00:00:47,928 Freddie. My professor's name. 21 00:00:47,928 --> 00:00:49,429 Hopefully Tami likes it. 22 00:00:49,429 --> 00:00:51,511 We didn't really have a chance to discuss it. 23 00:00:51,511 --> 00:00:52,595 What about the returns? 24 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:53,678 That's right. 25 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,511 There must be tons of stuff out there. 26 00:00:55,511 --> 00:00:57,429 Yeah, well, we're not giving it away for free this time. 27 00:00:57,429 --> 00:00:58,511 - We're not? - No. 28 00:00:58,511 --> 00:00:59,636 We're gonna auction that off, 29 00:00:59,636 --> 00:01:01,345 make some money off these ingrates. 30 00:01:01,345 --> 00:01:03,304 Do you know who banged a black person in our family lineage? 31 00:01:03,304 --> 00:01:05,970 Someone from your mother's grandfather's 32 00:01:05,970 --> 00:01:08,220 side of the family had a mistress. 33 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,345 Lives down the street. 34 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,429 Why didn't you tell me? 35 00:01:10,429 --> 00:01:12,012 Get away from the house, Frank! 36 00:01:13,595 --> 00:01:15,095 That's why, son. 37 00:01:15,095 --> 00:01:17,845 It pisses me off I got an inheritance waiting for me, 38 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:20,095 and Debbie's holding it hostage. 39 00:01:20,095 --> 00:01:21,803 You let women run your life. 40 00:01:21,803 --> 00:01:23,429 Mikey. 41 00:01:23,429 --> 00:01:26,345 So you're buying this shit and returning it, aren't you? 42 00:01:26,345 --> 00:01:28,095 Get out of my she shed. 43 00:01:28,095 --> 00:01:31,262 You get these back when Frank is head of the household. 44 00:01:31,262 --> 00:01:32,595 Make things right. 45 00:01:32,595 --> 00:01:35,012 What I do have are ATM cards 46 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:36,345 One for the each of you. 47 00:01:36,345 --> 00:01:38,137 Frank, if you want to take over 48 00:01:38,137 --> 00:01:39,887 as head of the household, please do. 49 00:01:39,887 --> 00:01:41,137 It's a shit job. 50 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,470 Today's his coronation. 51 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,928 You know what that is? 52 00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:05,470 The crowning of the king. Me. 53 00:03:05,470 --> 00:03:07,970 We're drinking all day in my honor. 54 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:11,053 Here you go. Just put it on my debit card. 55 00:03:11,053 --> 00:03:13,179 Yeah. 56 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,053 Declined. 57 00:03:17,053 --> 00:03:18,304 No, that's not possible. 58 00:03:18,304 --> 00:03:19,970 My daughter just gave that to me. 59 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,887 Try it again, please. Please? 60 00:03:24,678 --> 00:03:25,928 What the fuck? 61 00:03:25,928 --> 00:03:27,470 Maybe there's something wrong 62 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:28,511 with the magnetic strip. 63 00:03:28,511 --> 00:03:29,678 Can you enter it manually? 64 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:31,179 Yeah. 65 00:03:35,012 --> 00:03:36,511 - Can you lick it? - Get up on the 66 00:03:36,511 --> 00:03:37,470 put some elbow grease into it. 67 00:03:37,470 --> 00:03:39,179 Do it real fast. 68 00:03:39,179 --> 00:03:40,553 There's a line. You got cash? 69 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,179 What the fuck? 70 00:03:44,179 --> 00:03:45,511 Debbie. 71 00:03:51,595 --> 00:03:53,304 Declined? No, no, I just 72 00:03:53,304 --> 00:03:54,845 I just activated that. 73 00:03:54,845 --> 00:03:56,220 Could you, uh... Could you just run it again? 74 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:59,179 Thanks. 75 00:04:02,179 --> 00:04:05,262 Uh, sorry then. 76 00:04:05,262 --> 00:04:07,179 Um, I'll, uh... 77 00:04:07,179 --> 00:04:08,887 I'll put these back. 78 00:04:12,928 --> 00:04:15,304 What the fuck, Debbie? 79 00:04:16,928 --> 00:04:18,595 What the fuck, Debbie? 80 00:04:28,262 --> 00:04:29,636 Miss Gallagher! 81 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:31,429 Miss Gallagher, just a second. 82 00:04:31,429 --> 00:04:32,553 You forgot this. 83 00:04:32,553 --> 00:04:34,553 Christine. Thank you so much. 84 00:04:34,553 --> 00:04:36,304 You see, this is why I shop here. 85 00:04:36,304 --> 00:04:37,678 The customer service. 86 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:38,636 Come back soon, Miss Gallagher! 87 00:04:38,636 --> 00:04:39,761 I sure will. 88 00:04:41,012 --> 00:04:43,429 In thirty days or less. 89 00:04:50,803 --> 00:04:51,845 Mickey. 90 00:04:51,845 --> 00:04:53,595 What? 91 00:04:53,595 --> 00:04:55,220 How many minutes till lunch? 92 00:04:55,220 --> 00:04:56,511 Check the clock. 93 00:04:56,511 --> 00:04:58,095 I would, but your big fat fuckin' head 94 00:04:58,095 --> 00:04:59,678 - is blocking my - So fuckin' move. 95 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:01,095 I can't. 96 00:05:01,095 --> 00:05:02,345 I'm not allowed on your side of the cell, remember? 97 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,928 It is 1056! 98 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,304 Now, was that so fuckin' hard? 99 00:05:06,553 --> 00:05:08,012 Heads up, Gallagher. 100 00:05:11,429 --> 00:05:13,012 Letter from Santa. 101 00:05:23,095 --> 00:05:24,511 It's from the parole board. 102 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:30,636 Oh, shit. 103 00:05:30,636 --> 00:05:32,262 I have a hearing on the 10th. 104 00:05:32,262 --> 00:05:34,345 I thought I'd be here at least a year, didn't you? 105 00:05:37,345 --> 00:05:39,511 Yo, you hear me? 106 00:05:39,511 --> 00:05:40,636 I have a hearing on the 10th. 107 00:05:40,636 --> 00:05:42,595 I heard you. 108 00:05:42,595 --> 00:05:44,095 And? 109 00:05:44,095 --> 00:05:45,345 What? You got a parole meeting, man. 110 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,387 Good for you. 111 00:05:50,053 --> 00:05:51,012 That's all you got to say? 112 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:57,137 Oh, shit. 113 00:05:57,137 --> 00:05:59,928 Forgot to set the DVR to record the Sox/Cubs game. 114 00:05:59,928 --> 00:06:01,137 You gonna be playing it in here? 115 00:06:01,137 --> 00:06:02,304 Yeah. 116 00:06:02,304 --> 00:06:03,636 But the game's in six hours, Tommy. 117 00:06:03,636 --> 00:06:04,678 You got time to run home. 118 00:06:04,678 --> 00:06:06,387 Already got my beer, though, 119 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:07,387 my stool. 120 00:06:07,387 --> 00:06:08,636 Sox/Cubs. 121 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,345 That was me and Fiona's jam. 122 00:06:10,345 --> 00:06:12,720 Put on short-shorts, see how many free drinks 123 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,262 we could score, how many fights we could start... 124 00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:17,387 Damn, I miss my girl. 125 00:06:17,387 --> 00:06:18,595 You should go to the game, V. 126 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,720 Take a friend. 127 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,220 What friend? 128 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:22,220 I don't know. Any of 'em. 129 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,262 You got tons of friends. 130 00:06:23,262 --> 00:06:24,429 Name one. 131 00:06:24,429 --> 00:06:25,387 I'll go. 132 00:06:25,387 --> 00:06:27,928 I'm your friend. 133 00:06:27,928 --> 00:06:31,095 I would legit not say hello to you if I saw you in public. 134 00:06:31,095 --> 00:06:32,429 What about Debbie? 135 00:06:32,429 --> 00:06:33,678 She's still a teenager. 136 00:06:33,678 --> 00:06:35,387 Pervert. 137 00:06:35,387 --> 00:06:37,720 All right, how about Gina? 138 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:38,887 Gina has four kids. 139 00:06:38,887 --> 00:06:40,262 She's home clipping coupons, 140 00:06:40,262 --> 00:06:43,179 trying not to drink till noon. 141 00:06:43,179 --> 00:06:46,595 It's no big thing, not having close girlfriends. 142 00:06:46,595 --> 00:06:49,179 Grown-ass women are busy with marriages, kids, 143 00:06:49,179 --> 00:06:50,429 jobs, lives 144 00:06:50,429 --> 00:06:52,012 Okay, I got one. What about that girl 145 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,845 that you used to party with all the time, 146 00:06:53,845 --> 00:06:55,179 then you wore the same size shoes! 147 00:06:55,179 --> 00:06:56,095 Fiona. 148 00:06:58,678 --> 00:06:59,970 Hey, man, what are you drinking? 149 00:06:59,970 --> 00:07:02,345 Got some TVs fell off the back of a truck. 150 00:07:02,345 --> 00:07:03,595 This where you can sell stuff? 151 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:04,887 No, this is not the place that 152 00:07:04,887 --> 00:07:09,137 sells stolen goods as a side hustle. 153 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,470 Unless you got a secret password? 154 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:12,304 Alibi side hustle. 155 00:07:12,304 --> 00:07:13,761 I'll meet you in the alley out back. 156 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:55,761 Come in! 157 00:07:58,803 --> 00:08:01,012 Get that Cuban outta my house! 158 00:08:01,012 --> 00:08:02,345 Addie! Don't be rude. 159 00:08:02,345 --> 00:08:03,595 You have a guest. 160 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:05,012 She's harmless. 161 00:08:05,012 --> 00:08:07,304 Just Alzheimer's mixed with full-blown racism. 162 00:08:07,304 --> 00:08:09,887 Hi, I'm Liam. I come in peace, ma'am. 163 00:08:09,887 --> 00:08:13,678 Liam? What kind of name is that? 164 00:08:13,678 --> 00:08:15,429 Guatemalan? 165 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:17,595 Get his Guat ass outta here! 166 00:08:17,595 --> 00:08:19,470 Sorry, maybe this isn't a good time for her. 167 00:08:19,470 --> 00:08:20,803 - Hello? - Who's that? 168 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,761 It's me! MaVar! 169 00:08:22,761 --> 00:08:23,970 Your favorite great-nephew! 170 00:08:25,053 --> 00:08:27,429 What's up, little lady? 171 00:08:27,429 --> 00:08:28,595 Yeah! 172 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,429 Hey, got you some doughnu 173 00:08:29,429 --> 00:08:31,345 Ah. 174 00:08:31,345 --> 00:08:33,761 There you go. 175 00:08:33,761 --> 00:08:35,012 Who's this little tyke? 176 00:08:35,012 --> 00:08:37,761 I'm Liam. Monica's son. 177 00:08:37,761 --> 00:08:39,470 Who's Monica? 178 00:08:39,470 --> 00:08:40,720 Whore. 179 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,553 She was the half-sister to Omar's cousin. 180 00:08:45,553 --> 00:08:48,012 You're Frank Gallagher's boy. 181 00:08:48,012 --> 00:08:49,761 Yeah, uh, listen. 182 00:08:49,761 --> 00:08:51,345 You're not welcome here, Liam. 183 00:08:51,345 --> 00:08:52,845 You gotta understand that Frank and Monica 184 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:53,803 wronged this family 185 00:08:53,803 --> 00:08:55,595 20 ways since Tuesday. 186 00:08:55,595 --> 00:08:56,970 I mean, sued Addie 187 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,137 for a loose handrail on the porch; 188 00:08:58,137 --> 00:09:00,262 opened credit cards in all our names; 189 00:09:00,262 --> 00:09:01,845 stole our Chevy Malibu; 190 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:03,387 made meth in the bathroom upstairs. 191 00:09:03,387 --> 00:09:05,137 No, I get it. 192 00:09:05,137 --> 00:09:06,720 But I'm just the only black person 193 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,220 in a house full of crackers. 194 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:10,803 But that's not on you. 195 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:12,595 Thank you for your time. 196 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:14,636 Whore. 197 00:09:14,636 --> 00:09:17,095 Hold up. 198 00:09:17,095 --> 00:09:18,761 A black man in need is a black man in need. 199 00:09:24,636 --> 00:09:26,262 I see you. 200 00:09:26,262 --> 00:09:27,553 And you need guidance. 201 00:09:27,553 --> 00:09:28,970 A Sherpa... Someone like me. 202 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:30,720 Holla that. 203 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,845 Nope. That's 204 00:09:31,845 --> 00:09:33,095 no holla. 205 00:09:33,095 --> 00:09:34,095 Never holla. 206 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,720 Now, just sit your ass down. 207 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,511 Yes, sir. 208 00:09:40,553 --> 00:09:42,095 I mean, take your time. 209 00:09:42,095 --> 00:09:43,095 Business meetings can start late. 210 00:09:43,095 --> 00:09:44,095 That's professional. 211 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:46,137 I'm sorry. I got held up at the ATM. 212 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:47,803 You know, I couldn't get my breakfast sandwich. 213 00:09:47,803 --> 00:09:49,304 My morning's all fucked, and I'm hangry 214 00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:51,012 Shut up and check out that line, son. 215 00:09:51,012 --> 00:09:53,095 All asking for tartar sauce. 216 00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:54,262 Drove up new business. 217 00:09:54,262 --> 00:09:55,262 I underestimated you. 218 00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,095 - You have game. - It was easy. 219 00:09:57,095 --> 00:09:58,595 Middle school was having a field day. 220 00:09:58,595 --> 00:10:01,429 You know, three-legged-races, egg toss shit. 221 00:10:01,429 --> 00:10:03,053 You know, it was like taking candy from a baby. 222 00:10:03,053 --> 00:10:06,137 Well, here's your cut, partner. 223 00:10:06,137 --> 00:10:07,387 Thank you, partner. 224 00:10:07,387 --> 00:10:09,179 Yo! I got a line forming in here 225 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,137 that's longer than my grandma's tits! 226 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:12,595 Clock in, pirates! 227 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:13,511 Sorry, Lori. 228 00:10:13,511 --> 00:10:14,636 Yes, master. 229 00:10:16,636 --> 00:10:18,636 Have fun deep-frying shit in trans fats. 230 00:10:18,636 --> 00:10:19,887 Oh, I will. Jealous? 231 00:10:25,179 --> 00:10:26,636 Hey. 232 00:10:26,636 --> 00:10:28,720 Hey, little man! 233 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,636 How's my favorite nephew? 234 00:10:31,636 --> 00:10:33,137 Let me take an uninterrupted 235 00:10:33,137 --> 00:10:35,053 nine-minute nap last night. 236 00:10:35,053 --> 00:10:36,595 You eager to get back to work? 237 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,636 Already? 238 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:39,511 Oh, no, no. 239 00:10:39,511 --> 00:10:40,720 Listen, I was wondering if I could 240 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:42,678 get an advance on my paycheck. 241 00:10:42,678 --> 00:10:44,595 No problem. Cami'll cut ya a check. 242 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:46,429 Hey, Cami! 243 00:10:46,429 --> 00:10:47,720 Ca 244 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,179 Lip needs an advance! 245 00:10:49,179 --> 00:10:50,179 Thank you. 246 00:10:50,179 --> 00:10:51,262 Thanks. 247 00:10:52,304 --> 00:10:54,720 - Hey. - Hey. 248 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,262 - You want to see him? - Yeah. 249 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:01,636 Any news on when Tami's getting out? 250 00:11:01,636 --> 00:11:03,262 Not yet. 251 00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:05,845 They said they were moving her into a regular room today. 252 00:11:05,845 --> 00:11:07,470 Soand they said that Freddie 253 00:11:07,470 --> 00:11:08,970 can come see her, which isis good. 254 00:11:08,970 --> 00:11:11,012 Thank God. 255 00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:12,429 Killing her not being able to hold him. 256 00:11:12,429 --> 00:11:15,262 It's killing her not to be able to wash her hair, too. 257 00:11:15,262 --> 00:11:16,970 You know, I got an itemized list 258 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:19,720 of hair products to go buy after this. 259 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,803 Um, look, Lip. 260 00:11:21,803 --> 00:11:22,845 Yeah. 261 00:11:22,845 --> 00:11:25,012 About the advance. 262 00:11:25,012 --> 00:11:26,887 The IRS called yesterday. 263 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,429 I'm supposed to garnish your paycheck this week 264 00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:30,595 by half. 265 00:11:30,595 --> 00:11:31,678 Wait, what? 266 00:11:31,678 --> 00:11:33,095 I don't know. 267 00:11:33,095 --> 00:11:33,970 Something about student loans? 268 00:11:33,970 --> 00:11:35,761 Or your Social Security? 269 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:37,262 Right. No, sorry. 270 00:11:37,262 --> 00:11:39,470 I, um... II can take care of that. 271 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,220 I'll take care of that. 272 00:11:42,053 --> 00:11:44,511 Debbie used my real Social Security 273 00:11:44,511 --> 00:11:45,845 on a bank account? 274 00:11:45,845 --> 00:11:47,553 Have I taught her nothing? 275 00:11:47,553 --> 00:11:49,262 Don't be so hard on yourself, Frank. 276 00:11:49,262 --> 00:11:52,053 Look, we've all had accounts frozen by the IRS. 277 00:11:52,053 --> 00:11:54,553 What was she thinking? 278 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:58,511 I haven't used my real Social since draft-dodging in '69. 279 00:11:58,511 --> 00:12:00,553 Well, you can lead a horse to water, 280 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,220 but if the camel's an idiot... 281 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,220 What are you doing? 282 00:12:02,220 --> 00:12:03,304 No, don'tdon'tdon't 283 00:12:03,304 --> 00:12:05,053 don'tdo 284 00:12:05,053 --> 00:12:06,720 I figured I'd give it a shot. 285 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:07,970 It ate the card. 286 00:12:07,970 --> 00:12:08,970 God dammit! 287 00:12:08,970 --> 00:12:10,511 You think this is funny, 288 00:12:10,511 --> 00:12:13,720 don't you, you little robot nerd in there! 289 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:16,595 You and your big bank Big Brother 290 00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:18,761 and paving the way for automation! 291 00:12:18,761 --> 00:12:20,595 This is horse shit! 292 00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,553 Hey, we're gonna call your Aunt Debbie, huh? 293 00:12:23,553 --> 00:12:25,470 Yes, we are. Yes, we are. 294 00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:27,012 It'll just take a sec. 295 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,429 Boop, boop, boop, hoo. 296 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,262 Hi, Aunt Debbie. 297 00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:36,803 It's Lip and Fred calling. 298 00:12:36,803 --> 00:12:38,761 And we were just wondering if you happened 299 00:12:38,761 --> 00:12:41,345 to use my real fucking Social Security 300 00:12:41,345 --> 00:12:42,761 and place of employment when you put me 301 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:45,137 on the bank account for my debit card? 302 00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:46,845 'Cause I've got Sallie Mae calling 303 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,803 and my paycheck got garnished, 304 00:12:48,803 --> 00:12:50,553 and this is exactly what I want to be dealing with 305 00:12:50,553 --> 00:12:52,137 with Tami in the hospital. 306 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:53,470 So I'm feeling a little bit 307 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,761 like I might stab you in the fuckin' eye. 308 00:12:54,761 --> 00:12:56,304 Call me back. 309 00:12:56,304 --> 00:12:58,137 You ready, Freddie? 310 00:12:58,137 --> 00:12:59,636 Let's go. Pa, pa, pa. 311 00:12:59,636 --> 00:13:01,053 If somebody comes to the workplace 312 00:13:01,053 --> 00:13:02,553 talking about unionization, 313 00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,137 you probably have somebody, 314 00:13:04,137 --> 00:13:06,970 likely from management, come down here 315 00:13:06,970 --> 00:13:09,470 and tell you that unions are bad, right? 316 00:13:09,470 --> 00:13:11,803 Hey, who is this guy? 317 00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:13,345 Union rep. 318 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:14,636 He stopped us on the way in to tell us 319 00:13:14,636 --> 00:13:16,429 about the advantages of organizing. 320 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,137 I'm gonna give him one more minute 321 00:13:18,137 --> 00:13:20,387 just to get that free T-shirt, and then I'm gonna clock in. 322 00:13:20,387 --> 00:13:22,511 What the hell is on your wrist? 323 00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:23,511 A tennis bracelet. 324 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:24,511 Why? 325 00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:25,720 Because I'm worth it. 326 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:28,262 But why would we unionize? 327 00:13:28,262 --> 00:13:29,970 Isn't our thing that we're not union? 328 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:31,345 Like, in a good way? 329 00:13:31,345 --> 00:13:33,179 Yeah, but apparently we can get overtime 330 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,887 and dental if we listen to this guy. 331 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:36,845 Actually, what I said was 332 00:13:36,845 --> 00:13:39,845 we have to fight for paid overtime and dental. 333 00:13:39,845 --> 00:13:43,179 2019 is a big negotiations year for us, 334 00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:44,345 and we're gonna fight like hell 335 00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:47,137 for all of our members. 336 00:13:47,137 --> 00:13:48,345 Let me ask you something... 337 00:13:48,345 --> 00:13:49,845 Debbie. 338 00:13:49,845 --> 00:13:51,553 Debbie. All right. 339 00:13:51,553 --> 00:13:53,470 Did you know 340 00:13:53,470 --> 00:13:56,053 that this is what the ironworker's union gets 341 00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:58,553 as an annual childcare credit? 342 00:13:58,553 --> 00:13:59,928 I want a childcare credit. 343 00:13:59,928 --> 00:14:01,887 Yeah, I know you do. 344 00:14:01,887 --> 00:14:03,761 Plus paid holidays, paid overtime, 345 00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:06,761 pension and benefits, job security. 346 00:14:06,761 --> 00:14:08,220 Right? You need it, 347 00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:11,137 and the only way to get it is with the union. 348 00:14:11,137 --> 00:14:13,803 Now, do you have a voice, Debbie? 349 00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:16,803 Yes. 350 00:14:16,803 --> 00:14:18,761 "Yes" or "yeah"? 351 00:14:18,761 --> 00:14:20,761 Yes, bitch! 352 00:14:20,761 --> 00:14:21,845 Damn. 353 00:14:21,845 --> 00:14:24,137 - I know. - That's crazy soon. 354 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:25,720 Yo, you know the rumor is, 355 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,220 they're trying to kick out the nonviolent offenders. 356 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:29,137 Making room for the violent offenders, 357 00:14:29,137 --> 00:14:31,220 murderers and armed robbers 358 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,803 and the true derelicts like us. 359 00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:34,137 That's right. 360 00:14:34,137 --> 00:14:35,720 I mean, I blew up a van. 361 00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,179 Look, I shot a man in the face seven times. 362 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,012 I tortured a rival gang leader 363 00:14:41,012 --> 00:14:43,595 for two weeks, fed his body to my pit bulls. 364 00:14:43,595 --> 00:14:44,845 Look, man, you know to watch 365 00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:46,387 your back right now though, right? 366 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:47,636 When a brother gets his date, 367 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,720 people start coming at him all jealous, 368 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,595 trying to sabotage his parole. 369 00:14:51,595 --> 00:14:52,761 How'd your boy take it? 370 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,887 Mickey? Uh... 371 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:56,429 He didn't really say much, you know? 372 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,845 What's his position? 373 00:14:57,845 --> 00:14:59,429 His position? 374 00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:00,761 His position, man. 375 00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,220 Like, what's your deal on the outside, 376 00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:04,720 you know, when one of you is out 377 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,429 and the other one is still in here? 378 00:15:06,429 --> 00:15:07,928 Like me and Consuelo. 379 00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,678 He's out; I'm in. 380 00:15:09,678 --> 00:15:11,887 We're doing long-distance the first two years 381 00:15:11,887 --> 00:15:13,262 with an option to renew, 382 00:15:13,262 --> 00:15:15,262 and we granted mutual permission to engage 383 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:16,928 in sexual activity with other people 384 00:15:16,928 --> 00:15:18,678 so long as there's no kissing on the mouth. 385 00:15:20,928 --> 00:15:24,012 Yo, tell me that you and Mickey have had the talk, right? 386 00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:26,595 I mean... 387 00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:27,970 Oh, shit! 388 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,928 Oh, this brother is fucked! 389 00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,470 I mean, why would we talk about 390 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:33,761 something completely hypothetical? 391 00:15:33,761 --> 00:15:36,220 My sentence was supposed to be three to five years. 392 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,636 They didn't have the talk. 393 00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:40,220 Look, man, that is prison-gay 101, Gallagher. 394 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,720 You gotta have the talk. 395 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,761 Man, you gotta know what the deal is. 396 00:15:43,761 --> 00:15:45,678 You gotta know where you stand. 397 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,095 Otherwise people get hurt. 398 00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,970 Psst! 399 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,803 Carl! 400 00:16:06,803 --> 00:16:08,470 You want a hot fish filet? 401 00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:10,636 Nice. 402 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,636 Very mature. 403 00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:12,845 Jesus, Stump. 404 00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,970 Grow up. 405 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,511 Okay, Carl, come with me. 406 00:16:24,511 --> 00:16:27,678 The fish dicks can handle things, can't they? 407 00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:29,720 - Yes, Lori. - Sorry, Lori. 408 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:31,220 I got a special cleaning assignment for you, 409 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,678 my little pirate. 410 00:16:32,678 --> 00:16:34,553 Come with me. 411 00:16:34,553 --> 00:16:37,262 Oh, spoiler alert It's already clean. 412 00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,553 So then what am I cleaning? 413 00:16:38,553 --> 00:16:40,304 Hey, use a safe-word! 414 00:16:40,304 --> 00:16:41,511 "Harder" is not a good safe word. 415 00:16:44,678 --> 00:16:46,095 See, that's the thing, Liam. 416 00:16:46,095 --> 00:16:49,012 Pride equals job equals self-esteem 417 00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:50,887 equals more pride. 418 00:16:50,887 --> 00:16:52,761 Repeat that back to me. 419 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,970 Pride equals self-esteem equals pride. 420 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,053 Right. 421 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:57,345 See, that's why I do what I do. 422 00:16:57,345 --> 00:16:58,636 That's why I sell used cars. 423 00:16:58,636 --> 00:16:59,803 Because I believe in value. 424 00:17:01,636 --> 00:17:03,220 It's rewarding to put a beautiful, 425 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:06,137 proud black man in a good, reliable car. 426 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,470 Let him hold his head sky high. 427 00:17:07,470 --> 00:17:09,720 I just wish there was a list of rules. 428 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,179 How to be a black man in America. 429 00:17:13,887 --> 00:17:15,720 Which America? 430 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,012 This one? 431 00:17:17,012 --> 00:17:18,345 No, no, no, see 432 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:19,720 There's black America, 433 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,553 like here in South Side. 434 00:17:21,553 --> 00:17:23,220 And we're black, and there's a set of rules 435 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:24,553 for how to be black here, right? 436 00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:26,553 Gotta be strong but never the aggressor. 437 00:17:26,553 --> 00:17:29,761 Can't let anyone punk you. No open toe shoes, etcetera. 438 00:17:29,761 --> 00:17:32,179 But then there's being black in white America. 439 00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:33,761 Now, which America we talking about? 440 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:34,720 I'm not sure. 441 00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:37,845 All right. 442 00:17:37,845 --> 00:17:39,053 Which elementary school did you go to? 443 00:17:39,053 --> 00:17:41,595 Hopkins Academy. 444 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:43,803 Okay, we going straight white America. 445 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,304 Rules for a black man are simple 446 00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:47,095 Never go out after 600 p.m. 447 00:17:47,095 --> 00:17:49,470 Never wear a hoodie darker than sky blue. 448 00:17:49,470 --> 00:17:51,220 And never acknowledge sexual desires 449 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,761 around white women. 450 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,262 Gotta eat sushi now. 451 00:17:54,262 --> 00:17:56,845 Yes to yoga. Yes to farm-to-table. 452 00:17:56,845 --> 00:17:58,595 Yes to TED Talks. Yes to Banksy. 453 00:17:58,595 --> 00:18:00,220 No to all other street art. 454 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:01,137 You getting all this? 455 00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,761 Okay, wow. 456 00:18:02,761 --> 00:18:04,095 Now, if a cop stops you, 457 00:18:04,095 --> 00:18:06,262 that's its own list 458 00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,595 Never run. 459 00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:10,012 No reaching. No sudden movements. 460 00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:12,095 Little smile can't hurt. 461 00:18:12,095 --> 00:18:13,262 Compliment the cop. 462 00:18:13,262 --> 00:18:14,511 I like your tie, sir. 463 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,845 What lovely eyes you have. 464 00:18:47,345 --> 00:18:49,053 This is all Debbie's? 465 00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:50,137 Debbie Gallagher's? 466 00:18:50,137 --> 00:18:51,803 Yeah. 467 00:18:51,803 --> 00:18:55,845 Someone has a secret she-shed down by the seashore. 468 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:57,595 I... 469 00:18:57,595 --> 00:18:59,970 It's like the moment a-a master forger 470 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,970 sees his student's work for the first time 471 00:19:01,970 --> 00:19:04,678 and recognizes her brilliance. 472 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,595 What does she do, re-sell all this? 473 00:19:06,595 --> 00:19:08,511 She wears it and returns it within 474 00:19:08,511 --> 00:19:11,887 30 days to get a full cash refund. 475 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:16,678 What a conniving, nasty, little genius! 476 00:19:17,429 --> 00:19:19,387 And here I thought she was a straight shooter. 477 00:19:19,387 --> 00:19:22,970 This requires real craft. 478 00:19:22,970 --> 00:19:25,429 I feel deep love for her. 479 00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:28,095 Grab the totes and clutches. I'll grab the pumps. 480 00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:29,678 Let's bleed her dry. 481 00:19:29,678 --> 00:19:31,887 No, no, wait well, hold on a second, Mikey. 482 00:19:31,887 --> 00:19:35,179 She earned all this stolen shit fair and square. 483 00:19:35,179 --> 00:19:37,511 And I'm not a tyrant king, am I? 484 00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:42,179 I want to be benevolent and fair with my subjects. 485 00:19:42,179 --> 00:19:43,970 We'll only take the Gucci. 486 00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:48,511 Just enough to cover the ATM mishap, plus interest. 487 00:19:48,511 --> 00:19:50,845 Your grace is a thing of beauty, your grace. 488 00:19:53,553 --> 00:19:54,803 You missed a spot. 489 00:19:54,803 --> 00:19:55,803 Over there. 490 00:19:59,137 --> 00:20:01,137 Oh, yeah. 491 00:20:01,137 --> 00:20:03,720 That's the stuff. 492 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,179 So, Carl. 493 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:07,928 You've had some time to unpack and settle in. 494 00:20:07,928 --> 00:20:09,595 I wanted to give you that. 495 00:20:09,595 --> 00:20:11,803 But I think it's time we have a chat 496 00:20:11,803 --> 00:20:13,761 about our relationship now. 497 00:20:13,761 --> 00:20:15,220 You mean like a performance review? 498 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:16,220 'Cause I'm your employee? 499 00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:19,470 Carl. 500 00:20:19,470 --> 00:20:21,928 Carl, Carl, Carl. 501 00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:23,678 Lori, we can't. 502 00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:24,928 - The employee manual says - I 503 00:20:24,928 --> 00:20:27,345 I wrote the employee manual, Carl. 504 00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:28,511 Oh, okay. 505 00:20:28,511 --> 00:20:30,262 Well, there's someone else. 506 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,012 Who, Anne? 507 00:20:32,012 --> 00:20:34,595 I saw you checking out that little gordita today. 508 00:20:34,595 --> 00:20:36,429 The new girl? I wasn't checking her out. 509 00:20:36,429 --> 00:20:37,678 I have a girlfriend. 510 00:20:37,678 --> 00:20:39,429 The Navy girl with the dumb truck? 511 00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:41,012 Yeah, and she's at plebe summer. 512 00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:42,595 We're more serious than ever. 513 00:20:42,595 --> 00:20:44,304 Plus you're my boss. And old. 514 00:20:44,304 --> 00:20:47,012 No more talking, Carl. 515 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,304 Lori, please. I love my girlfriend Kelly! 516 00:20:51,095 --> 00:20:52,845 You know how to knock, Gonzalez? 517 00:20:52,845 --> 00:20:55,012 Sorry. We ran out of napkins. 518 00:20:55,012 --> 00:20:56,262 Didn't mean to interrupt. 519 00:20:59,053 --> 00:20:59,845 Jesus. 520 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:06,345 Hey. 521 00:21:06,345 --> 00:21:08,345 All Gucci or Prada. 522 00:21:08,345 --> 00:21:09,970 All NWT. 523 00:21:09,970 --> 00:21:12,095 "New with tags." 524 00:21:12,095 --> 00:21:14,053 You like that term? I just learned that. 525 00:21:14,053 --> 00:21:15,470 Where'd you get all this shit from, Frank? 526 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,887 Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies. 527 00:21:17,887 --> 00:21:21,095 Can I get a Jamie neat double with a Jamie back? 528 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,220 Me too. I gotta piss. 529 00:21:24,304 --> 00:21:26,137 I'll give you 50 bucks for the bag, Frank. 530 00:21:26,137 --> 00:21:28,636 Oh, grow up, Kevin. 531 00:21:28,636 --> 00:21:30,387 There's $2,500 worth of goods there. 532 00:21:30,387 --> 00:21:33,304 The Blue book's over a grand. 533 00:21:33,304 --> 00:21:34,429 Make it a hundy? 534 00:21:34,429 --> 00:21:35,970 Done. 535 00:21:39,429 --> 00:21:41,012 That wasn't a very good negosh, Kev. 536 00:21:41,012 --> 00:21:44,470 Watch and learn. 537 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,470 All right, Frank. 538 00:21:46,470 --> 00:21:51,179 20, 40, 60, 80, 100. 539 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:52,970 - I thank you. - Except... 540 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,970 you gotta pay your outstanding Alibi tab. 541 00:21:54,970 --> 00:21:56,095 How much was that again, V? 542 00:21:56,095 --> 00:21:57,761 Infinity dollars. 543 00:21:57,761 --> 00:21:59,345 So this just goes back to the house. 544 00:21:59,345 --> 00:22:02,137 Well, this is some tomfuckery! 545 00:22:02,137 --> 00:22:04,553 You're gonna take my goods and leave me with zero? 546 00:22:04,553 --> 00:22:05,928 Correct. 547 00:22:05,928 --> 00:22:07,887 Kermit! Tommy! 548 00:22:07,887 --> 00:22:09,678 You just gonna sit there and let this happen? 549 00:22:09,678 --> 00:22:12,053 - We hate you, Frank. - Yeah. 550 00:22:13,803 --> 00:22:14,845 Jeez. 551 00:22:14,845 --> 00:22:16,304 Sounds like he's in labor. 552 00:22:16,304 --> 00:22:18,636 Nah, he probably just really needed to pee. 553 00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:21,387 Ow, fuck! The burn! 554 00:22:21,387 --> 00:22:22,761 All right. I'll go check on him. 555 00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:28,262 You doing okay in here, Mikey? 556 00:22:28,262 --> 00:22:29,387 - Yeah, yeah. - Jeez. 557 00:22:29,387 --> 00:22:31,429 I'm okay. 558 00:22:31,429 --> 00:22:32,387 Here, give me your hand. 559 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:36,095 You look a little moist there, my friend. 560 00:22:36,095 --> 00:22:37,095 What's wrong? 561 00:22:37,095 --> 00:22:38,095 What's the date? 562 00:22:38,095 --> 00:22:39,220 I don't know. 563 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,720 June? Ish? 564 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,678 Do I look a little yellow to you, Frank? 565 00:22:43,678 --> 00:22:46,636 Mustard-y, now that you mention it. 566 00:22:46,636 --> 00:22:48,387 I got to get to the vet. 567 00:22:48,387 --> 00:22:49,595 To the vet? 568 00:22:49,595 --> 00:22:52,511 Beaks, Whiskers & Snouts Animal Hospital 569 00:22:52,511 --> 00:22:53,970 on West Ellis. 570 00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:55,137 Ask for Dr. Drew. 571 00:22:55,137 --> 00:22:57,220 Tell him you got a husky. 572 00:22:57,220 --> 00:23:00,387 Did you take something you should've been sharing with me? 573 00:23:00,387 --> 00:23:02,179 Quickly, Francine. 574 00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:03,220 Before I get wacky! 575 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,595 Okay. Okay, okay. 576 00:23:04,595 --> 00:23:05,595 You're a husky. 577 00:23:05,595 --> 00:23:06,636 Dr. Drew. 578 00:23:06,636 --> 00:23:08,595 Yeah. 579 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:10,595 You stay with me, Mikey. 580 00:23:10,595 --> 00:23:12,429 Hey, you free at the moment? 581 00:23:12,429 --> 00:23:14,928 What kinda dumb fucking question is that? 582 00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,345 I think we need to have a talk. 583 00:23:19,345 --> 00:23:20,845 About? 584 00:23:20,845 --> 00:23:23,304 About what we're gonna do. 585 00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:24,387 About? 586 00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:25,970 Parole, Mickey. 587 00:23:25,970 --> 00:23:28,928 About me getting out and you, well, not. 588 00:23:30,429 --> 00:23:33,470 Do we do long distance or no distance, 589 00:23:33,470 --> 00:23:36,095 marriage, kids, 590 00:23:36,095 --> 00:23:38,220 oror, uh, retirement? 591 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,012 - What are you talking about? - I don't fucking know! 592 00:23:40,012 --> 00:23:41,595 Apparently we were supposed to have a talk 593 00:23:41,595 --> 00:23:44,220 a while ago but just never got the memo. 594 00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:46,137 What memo? 595 00:23:46,137 --> 00:23:49,470 Well, do you or do you not 596 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,511 want to be in a long-distance relationship when I'm out? 597 00:23:51,511 --> 00:23:52,928 No. 598 00:23:52,928 --> 00:23:55,304 What is this, a fucking rom-com movie? 599 00:23:55,304 --> 00:23:56,803 If you're out there, you're gonna be fucking other people; 600 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:57,761 so will I. 601 00:23:57,761 --> 00:23:59,304 No long-distance. 602 00:23:59,304 --> 00:24:01,845 Can't we just, like, wait for each other? 603 00:24:01,845 --> 00:24:04,012 So, great, now we're in a fuckin' horror movie? 604 00:24:04,012 --> 00:24:06,511 Look, it would be one thing if 605 00:24:06,511 --> 00:24:08,678 you felt differently about leaving, 606 00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:09,470 but you don't. 607 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:12,220 What does that mean? 608 00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:15,387 It means if there was a part of you that felt maybe 609 00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:18,220 you owed it to me to throw your 610 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:20,970 to throw your parole hearing so that you could stay in here 611 00:24:20,970 --> 00:24:22,470 because I threw my whole fuckin' life away 612 00:24:22,470 --> 00:24:24,220 getting tossed in here to be with you, 613 00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:25,179 then we'd at least be having a different conversation 614 00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:26,636 I didn't ask you to do that for me. 615 00:24:26,636 --> 00:24:28,470 No, I just did it 'cause it was the right thing. 616 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,053 You want me to tank my parole hearing on purpose 617 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:31,470 so I'm stuck in prison with you? 618 00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:32,970 I'm not asking you for shit, Gallagher. 619 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:34,845 You want me to choose to do it without you asking. 620 00:24:34,845 --> 00:24:37,511 I want you to want to do what you want. 621 00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:41,012 But if I choose it, you would be happy. 622 00:24:41,012 --> 00:24:42,970 I just want to know, yes or no. Would you be fucking happy? 623 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:44,220 - Yes, fuck, yes. - Then I'll do it. 624 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:47,678 I'll fuck up my hearing so that I can stay with you. 625 00:24:47,678 --> 00:24:49,429 If that's what you want, fine. 626 00:24:51,803 --> 00:24:53,470 - Yeah, fine. - Good. 627 00:24:53,470 --> 00:24:54,345 Good. 628 00:24:57,345 --> 00:24:58,595 Hey, V, guess what. 629 00:24:58,595 --> 00:25:00,304 I have a new black uncle. 630 00:25:00,304 --> 00:25:03,012 - You do? - His name's MaVar. 631 00:25:03,012 --> 00:25:04,137 He's great. 632 00:25:04,137 --> 00:25:05,803 He's taking me to the Sox/Cubs game. 633 00:25:05,803 --> 00:25:07,345 Wait a second. Who is this guy? 634 00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:08,636 Used car salesman. 635 00:25:08,636 --> 00:25:09,887 Lives down the street. 636 00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:12,179 Used car salesman? That's code for shady. 637 00:25:12,179 --> 00:25:13,345 He married? 638 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,595 Got kids of his own? 639 00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:15,845 I think he's gay. 640 00:25:15,845 --> 00:25:17,220 And he dresses real slick. 641 00:25:19,761 --> 00:25:21,220 He says I can bring a friend. 642 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:22,262 Wanna come? 643 00:25:22,262 --> 00:25:23,511 No. And neither should you. 644 00:25:23,511 --> 00:25:24,553 Stranger danger. 645 00:25:24,553 --> 00:25:25,887 V, you should go. 646 00:25:25,887 --> 00:25:26,928 You were just talking about 647 00:25:26,928 --> 00:25:28,012 how you need to make new friends. 648 00:25:28,012 --> 00:25:29,803 And I think a little gayboy car salesman 649 00:25:29,803 --> 00:25:30,803 sounds perfect for you. 650 00:25:30,803 --> 00:25:32,387 My mom loves hers. 651 00:25:32,387 --> 00:25:33,511 Found him at Toyota. 652 00:25:33,511 --> 00:25:34,761 And it's the Cubs/Sox game. 653 00:25:34,761 --> 00:25:35,636 What do you have to lose? 654 00:25:39,845 --> 00:25:41,553 Fellow welders. 655 00:25:41,553 --> 00:25:44,803 Thank you all for joining me and union Jerry here 656 00:25:44,803 --> 00:25:47,262 in this neutral, non-work-related location. 657 00:25:47,262 --> 00:25:49,429 Have you all got fries? 658 00:25:49,429 --> 00:25:50,636 Perfect. 659 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:51,636 I've done some Googling, 660 00:25:51,636 --> 00:25:53,553 and I've gotta warn you 661 00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:56,511 what I'm about to say is triggering. 662 00:25:56,511 --> 00:25:59,095 The plumbers get Easter off. 663 00:25:59,095 --> 00:26:00,095 They get Veterans Day off, 664 00:26:00,095 --> 00:26:02,887 Memorial Day, Labor Day, 665 00:26:02,887 --> 00:26:04,179 Fourth of July, their birthdays, 666 00:26:04,179 --> 00:26:06,595 and get this Columbus Day, 667 00:26:06,595 --> 00:26:09,345 Farhad, take a wild guess. 668 00:26:09,345 --> 00:26:12,053 How many paid weeks off do you think they get at Christmas? 669 00:26:12,053 --> 00:26:13,053 One? 670 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:14,553 Three. 671 00:26:14,553 --> 00:26:17,220 Two for Christmas, one for Hanukkah/Kwanzaa. 672 00:26:17,220 --> 00:26:18,928 They get sick days. 673 00:26:18,928 --> 00:26:22,595 They get dental, including orthodontia. 674 00:26:22,595 --> 00:26:24,595 Look at this bitch. 675 00:26:24,595 --> 00:26:25,761 She has Invisalign. 676 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:30,761 Now, do we believe in change? 677 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:32,928 The rights of workers matter. 678 00:26:32,928 --> 00:26:36,095 Union Jerry, I would like to commence a vote. 679 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,429 To join the union! 680 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:39,137 Who's with me? 681 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:47,179 - Sorry, I - It's okay. 682 00:26:47,179 --> 00:26:48,720 I can wait outside if you want. 683 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,803 No, whatever. 684 00:26:49,803 --> 00:26:52,928 We're all adults here. 685 00:26:52,928 --> 00:26:54,928 So you all done for today? 686 00:26:54,928 --> 00:26:57,887 Uh, yeah, because shift's over. 687 00:26:57,887 --> 00:26:59,137 Right. 688 00:26:59,137 --> 00:27:00,345 It was a dumb question anyway. 689 00:27:00,345 --> 00:27:01,304 Shift's over. 690 00:27:03,304 --> 00:27:05,511 You got anything going on for the rest of the day? 691 00:27:05,511 --> 00:27:06,845 More work. 692 00:27:06,845 --> 00:27:08,970 Got my third job with my family. 693 00:27:08,970 --> 00:27:11,553 My stupid cousin threw his back out landscaping, 694 00:27:11,553 --> 00:27:14,137 so it's all hands on deck for the family business. 695 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,720 Oh, yeah? You guys need a hand, 696 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,511 I could come by. 697 00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,595 You would not last an hour making tamales. 698 00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:24,179 Look, I don't mean to straight-up neg you, 699 00:27:24,179 --> 00:27:26,803 but FYI I'm not trying to be some pirate's 700 00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:28,262 side-piece this summer. 701 00:27:28,262 --> 00:27:30,345 I heard you say you have a girlfriend. 702 00:27:30,345 --> 00:27:31,511 Yeah, so? 703 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,553 I mean, we can still be friends. 704 00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:35,887 We're vape partners, Captain Bob associates. 705 00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:36,887 We should be able to hang out. 706 00:27:36,887 --> 00:27:38,636 Plus I make dope tamales. 707 00:27:38,636 --> 00:27:40,470 You know how to make tamales? 708 00:27:40,470 --> 00:27:41,928 Oh, yeah. Big time. 709 00:27:41,928 --> 00:27:42,845 Okay. 710 00:27:48,387 --> 00:27:49,511 Hey, sorry for the wait. 711 00:27:49,511 --> 00:27:51,678 A corgi came in with a cyst. 712 00:27:51,678 --> 00:27:54,387 Had to aspirate, very stressful. 713 00:27:54,387 --> 00:27:56,720 So, Mikey. How you feeling? 714 00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,304 Not good, doc. 715 00:27:58,304 --> 00:27:59,179 Ah, well, of course you're not feeling well. 716 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,636 You need dialysis. 717 00:28:00,636 --> 00:28:01,636 Were due days ago. 718 00:28:01,636 --> 00:28:03,012 Dialysis? 719 00:28:03,012 --> 00:28:04,845 Mm. Kidney disease. 720 00:28:04,845 --> 00:28:06,220 End stage renal at this point. 721 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,887 That's full kidney fail, stage 5. 722 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,262 You have kidney disease? 723 00:28:10,262 --> 00:28:12,345 I only have one kidney! 724 00:28:12,345 --> 00:28:13,970 We have so much in common. 725 00:28:13,970 --> 00:28:15,595 Okay. 726 00:28:15,595 --> 00:28:17,220 Here we go. 727 00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,179 Take your own temperature, Mikey. 728 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:21,220 You know the drill. 729 00:28:21,220 --> 00:28:22,887 Yeah, we do dialysis every few weeks. 730 00:28:22,887 --> 00:28:24,928 It keeps him walking around. 731 00:28:24,928 --> 00:28:27,720 But this dialysis is for pets, 732 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,928 So about an eighth of the strength he needs. 733 00:28:29,928 --> 00:28:31,928 About ready? 734 00:28:31,928 --> 00:28:32,970 Let's see what we got. 735 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,720 Mm-hmm. 736 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,761 Mild fever. 737 00:28:40,761 --> 00:28:42,928 All right, well, let's, uh, let's get that shirt off 738 00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:46,720 and hook up the port. 739 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,262 - Up you go. 740 00:28:48,262 --> 00:28:49,511 - Oh, jeez. - Oh, Jesus. 741 00:28:49,511 --> 00:28:52,262 - Jesus H. Christ. - Lucifer. 742 00:28:52,262 --> 00:28:53,595 Yeah, it's a little angry right now. 743 00:28:53,595 --> 00:28:54,928 No, that is infected. 744 00:28:54,928 --> 00:28:56,636 Mikey, and maybe staph, too. 745 00:28:56,636 --> 00:28:58,345 Oh, god, what a stench. 746 00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,095 Like a can of tuna in a hot car, buddy. 747 00:29:00,095 --> 00:29:02,345 That needs to be replaced immediately, 748 00:29:02,345 --> 00:29:04,262 and that is people-doctor stuff, Mikey. 749 00:29:04,262 --> 00:29:06,262 You're gonna have to go to an ER. 750 00:29:06,262 --> 00:29:08,636 That gonna cost a lot of money, Doc? 751 00:29:08,636 --> 00:29:11,429 I have no idea. 752 00:29:11,429 --> 00:29:13,387 If you were a dog, I'd recommend we put you down. 753 00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:15,262 Okay, I'll go. 754 00:29:15,262 --> 00:29:16,845 But could you just do me a little 755 00:29:16,845 --> 00:29:19,262 doggie dialysis right now, please? 756 00:29:19,262 --> 00:29:21,511 Do you have the 150 you owe me from last time? 757 00:29:21,511 --> 00:29:24,262 Aww, give the man an hour on the machine! 758 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:26,137 Payment is due at time of service. 759 00:29:26,137 --> 00:29:29,720 150 from last time, 150 for today, 300 total. 760 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,803 I can't do math, Doc. 761 00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:32,970 I'm sick! 762 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:35,761 Okay, you get that dialysis ready. 763 00:29:35,761 --> 00:29:37,636 We'll go visit the Debbie ATM. 764 00:29:37,636 --> 00:29:39,970 Okay. All right. 765 00:29:39,970 --> 00:29:41,262 - Oh. - There you go, buddy. 766 00:29:41,262 --> 00:29:42,636 Let's go. 767 00:29:51,470 --> 00:29:53,553 Hey. 768 00:29:53,553 --> 00:29:55,470 Look who's up and outta ICU! 769 00:29:55,470 --> 00:29:56,803 Hi. 770 00:29:56,803 --> 00:29:58,345 - How's she doing? - Good. 771 00:29:58,345 --> 00:30:00,262 Blood pressure's only slightly elevated. 772 00:30:00,262 --> 00:30:02,053 177 over 122. 773 00:30:02,053 --> 00:30:04,095 That's good. 774 00:30:04,095 --> 00:30:07,179 - Hi, you. - Hi, you. 775 00:30:07,179 --> 00:30:09,179 Getting better one day at a time. 776 00:30:09,179 --> 00:30:12,179 And one fart conversation at a time. 777 00:30:12,179 --> 00:30:13,636 I swear to Christ, a doctor asks me every 778 00:30:13,636 --> 00:30:15,262 20 minutes if I've passed gas, 779 00:30:15,262 --> 00:30:16,511 'cause apparently that's how they know 780 00:30:16,511 --> 00:30:18,095 if my abdomen is permanently severed. 781 00:30:18,095 --> 00:30:20,137 - All right. 782 00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:21,137 Ooh, did you bring my shampoo? 783 00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:22,387 - Oh, no. 784 00:30:22,387 --> 00:30:23,720 But I brought you something better. 785 00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,970 You did? What? 786 00:30:26,970 --> 00:30:28,678 Ta-da! 787 00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:33,429 Thought that now that you're out of ICU, 788 00:30:33,429 --> 00:30:35,387 you might like to try some skin-to-skin. 789 00:30:35,387 --> 00:30:38,012 What do you think, buddy? Huh? 790 00:30:38,012 --> 00:30:39,137 Hey, hey. 791 00:30:42,636 --> 00:30:43,803 Hey, what's wrong? 792 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:46,928 Sorry. 793 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:49,928 He's just so beautiful, 794 00:30:49,928 --> 00:30:51,511 and he's meeting me like this, 795 00:30:51,511 --> 00:30:55,803 with tubes in me and my hair all gross and matted. 796 00:30:56,761 --> 00:30:58,012 Tami, he doesn't care. 797 00:30:58,012 --> 00:30:59,387 He just wants to see his mom, you know? 798 00:31:03,803 --> 00:31:05,012 And it's gonna hurt to hold him. 799 00:31:05,012 --> 00:31:07,304 Maybe not. 800 00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:08,595 Want to say hi, Fred? 801 00:31:08,595 --> 00:31:10,887 Fred? 802 00:31:10,887 --> 00:31:13,179 I thought we were naming him Gabriel. 803 00:31:13,179 --> 00:31:14,511 Well, then you shouldn't have been 804 00:31:14,511 --> 00:31:17,179 under general anesthesia then, should ya? 805 00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:18,678 - Here. - Okay. 806 00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:20,720 - You got him. - Ow. Ow. 807 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,928 She's got you. She's got you. 808 00:31:21,928 --> 00:31:23,179 Wait. Owow. No. 809 00:31:23,179 --> 00:31:24,179 Not there. It hurts. 810 00:31:24,179 --> 00:31:25,262 Fuck. Everything hurts. 811 00:31:25,262 --> 00:31:26,595 - Okay, okay, all right. - Ah. Fuck. 812 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:29,595 Nurse, could she get something for the pain, please? 813 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:31,053 She's on something. 814 00:31:31,053 --> 00:31:32,429 Maximum something. 815 00:31:38,845 --> 00:31:40,595 Tell me about you. 816 00:31:40,595 --> 00:31:43,761 You know, distract me. 817 00:31:43,761 --> 00:31:45,761 I'm good. 818 00:31:45,761 --> 00:31:46,928 Yeah, yeah. Things are great. 819 00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:53,262 I was thinking we might need a hand with childcare, you know. 820 00:31:53,262 --> 00:31:55,678 Just so I can get some overtime at work. 821 00:31:55,678 --> 00:31:58,511 Why? 822 00:31:58,511 --> 00:32:00,511 Just 'cause he costs a lot of money. 823 00:32:00,511 --> 00:32:02,053 I don't know when you're gonna be back up on your feet, 824 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:03,262 doing hair again and stuff. 825 00:32:03,262 --> 00:32:05,262 Uh, weyeah, we do. 826 00:32:05,262 --> 00:32:06,678 It's gonna be soon. Right, Raquelle? 827 00:32:06,678 --> 00:32:08,429 Hopefully, honey. Hopefully real soon. 828 00:32:29,220 --> 00:32:30,262 How's it going? 829 00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:32,137 Oh, you know, I'm crushing it. 830 00:32:39,761 --> 00:32:41,803 They're just admiring your handiwork! 831 00:32:41,803 --> 00:32:43,220 Oh, yeah? Thank you. 832 00:32:43,220 --> 00:32:45,304 - Mucho gracias. 833 00:32:45,304 --> 00:32:47,845 So these people all related to you? 834 00:32:47,845 --> 00:32:49,137 Three generations, yeah. 835 00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:52,345 We're like a street-food conglomerate. 836 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:53,928 They all look like they really like each other. 837 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:56,304 They do. Weird, huh? 838 00:32:56,304 --> 00:32:58,053 Well, I gotta get back to the mole. 839 00:32:58,053 --> 00:32:59,304 But you're doing great. 840 00:32:59,304 --> 00:33:00,220 Just hang in there, okay? 841 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:01,304 We take a break at 800 p.m. 842 00:33:01,304 --> 00:33:02,345 Awesome. What time is it? 843 00:33:02,345 --> 00:33:03,304 330. 844 00:33:09,262 --> 00:33:10,761 Thank you. Appreciate that. Mucho! 845 00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:26,345 The colors. The textures, Frank. 846 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:37,636 - You get the fragrances, yeah? - Okay. 847 00:33:37,636 --> 00:33:39,720 I'll get the shoes and the dresses. 848 00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:42,304 MaVar, over here! 849 00:33:47,553 --> 00:33:49,304 No. 850 00:33:49,304 --> 00:33:50,720 No. 851 00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:53,928 'Sup? 852 00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:55,304 - You ready? - Yeah. 853 00:33:55,304 --> 00:33:57,053 Let me introduce you to my friend, Veronica. 854 00:33:57,053 --> 00:33:59,137 MaVar, V. 855 00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,970 Veronica, MaVar. 856 00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:03,262 Var and V! 857 00:34:03,262 --> 00:34:04,387 I'm V. You're Var. 858 00:34:04,387 --> 00:34:05,803 - Lots of Vs. - Yeah. 859 00:34:05,803 --> 00:34:07,845 I'm going to a sporting event with you? 860 00:34:07,845 --> 00:34:09,220 It's nice to meet you, V. 861 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:10,761 Ooh. 862 00:34:10,761 --> 00:34:13,053 Look at you with your strong handshake! 863 00:34:13,053 --> 00:34:13,970 You know, I work out. 864 00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,553 What's up, man? 865 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:16,720 I'm Kevin. 866 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,095 Are you gay, yes or no? 867 00:34:18,095 --> 00:34:19,553 Uh... Hey, Kev. 868 00:34:19,553 --> 00:34:21,387 No, I'm not gay. 869 00:34:21,387 --> 00:34:23,304 Though people think that because, you know, 870 00:34:23,304 --> 00:34:25,595 I'm an activist for the LGBTQ community. 871 00:34:25,595 --> 00:34:26,595 You know, I help them with the parade, 872 00:34:26,595 --> 00:34:28,803 provide fancy convertibles and such. 873 00:34:28,803 --> 00:34:29,928 - You guys ready to roll? - Yeah. 874 00:34:29,928 --> 00:34:31,678 Uh, no, V, 875 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:34,970 you can't go anymore because of that thing. 876 00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:36,345 What thing? 877 00:34:36,345 --> 00:34:38,387 The thing that I need to discuss with you 878 00:34:38,387 --> 00:34:39,387 for a moment over here, 879 00:34:39,387 --> 00:34:40,845 away from the linebacker. 880 00:34:40,845 --> 00:34:42,636 Oh, man, I'm much too big to be a linebacker. 881 00:34:42,636 --> 00:34:44,095 But I did play basketball at Georgetown. 882 00:34:44,095 --> 00:34:45,845 Oh! Is that right? 883 00:34:45,845 --> 00:34:48,095 Okay, this is not what I meant by a new friend. 884 00:34:48,095 --> 00:34:50,387 I meant a girlfriend or a very gay man. 885 00:34:50,387 --> 00:34:52,095 Oh, please. I'm in love with you. 886 00:34:52,095 --> 00:34:53,553 There's nobody gonna change that, baby. 887 00:34:53,553 --> 00:34:55,553 Guys ready to go? Go, Sox! 888 00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:56,553 All right, here we go. Hey. 889 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:57,761 Pleasure meeting you, Kevin! 890 00:34:57,761 --> 00:34:59,012 Yeah, you too, buddy! 891 00:35:03,470 --> 00:35:05,887 All right, quick. 892 00:35:05,887 --> 00:35:07,803 Tell me how I find a new best friend for my wife. 893 00:35:14,887 --> 00:35:16,595 Yo, it's Lip. Leave a message. 894 00:35:20,387 --> 00:35:21,429 Hey, dick! 895 00:35:21,429 --> 00:35:22,387 Sorry. I'll be quick. 896 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,928 One call each! 897 00:35:23,928 --> 00:35:25,220 - Hello? 898 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:26,429 Collect call from 899 00:35:26,429 --> 00:35:29,345 Yes, I accept the charges. 900 00:35:29,345 --> 00:35:31,137 Hey, Ian. What's up? 901 00:35:31,137 --> 00:35:33,470 Hey, Debs. Do you know where Lip is? 902 00:35:33,470 --> 00:35:35,012 I couldn't get a hold of him, 903 00:35:35,012 --> 00:35:38,304 and, you know, I could really use some advice right now. 904 00:35:38,304 --> 00:35:39,429 Oh, I think he's probably 905 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:40,470 still at the hospital. 906 00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:42,470 No way. Is Tami in labor? 907 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:43,970 She had the baby. 908 00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:45,511 The whole thing's fucked up. 909 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,970 Tami almost died. She's still in the hospital. 910 00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,470 Lip's up shit's creek trying 911 00:35:49,470 --> 00:35:50,470 to handle the newborn alone. 912 00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:51,761 It's a hot mess. 913 00:35:51,761 --> 00:35:53,137 But the baby's all right? 914 00:35:55,179 --> 00:35:56,137 Debs? 915 00:35:56,137 --> 00:35:57,137 Debbie? 916 00:35:57,137 --> 00:35:58,262 No. 917 00:35:58,262 --> 00:35:59,304 Debbie, can you hear me? 918 00:35:59,304 --> 00:36:00,012 - No! - Hello? 919 00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,053 No! 920 00:36:01,053 --> 00:36:02,970 No! No! 921 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,345 What's with you? 922 00:36:07,345 --> 00:36:09,345 Lip had the baby. 923 00:36:09,345 --> 00:36:10,636 Oh, yeah? 924 00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:12,137 Boy or girl? 925 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:15,179 I don't know. We got cut off. 926 00:36:15,179 --> 00:36:17,429 Something's wrong. 927 00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:19,429 Tami's still in the hospital. 928 00:36:19,429 --> 00:36:22,137 Lip's all alone with the baby. 929 00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,720 Well, congrats. You're an uncle. 930 00:36:24,720 --> 00:36:27,179 I already was. 931 00:36:27,179 --> 00:36:29,511 All right, then. 932 00:36:39,720 --> 00:36:41,429 Stop the tape. 933 00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:44,720 There. Can you zoom in? 934 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:48,220 Those motherfuckers. 935 00:36:48,220 --> 00:36:51,970 Then they return with a dolly at 01600 hours. 936 00:36:51,970 --> 00:36:53,429 Sorry I missed it. 937 00:36:53,429 --> 00:36:54,720 I nap from one to three, usually. 938 00:36:56,470 --> 00:36:57,553 Can I borrow your gun? 939 00:36:57,553 --> 00:36:58,761 No. 940 00:36:58,761 --> 00:37:00,220 Taser? 941 00:37:00,220 --> 00:37:01,720 - Twenty bucks? - Forty. 942 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,387 Deal. 943 00:37:20,262 --> 00:37:21,928 Be right back, okay? 944 00:37:21,928 --> 00:37:23,095 Be right back. 945 00:37:39,012 --> 00:37:41,262 Hey, excuse me. Can you hold that? 946 00:37:41,262 --> 00:37:43,262 Thank you. 947 00:37:43,262 --> 00:37:46,304 Hey. Hey, it's all right. 948 00:37:46,304 --> 00:37:47,304 - Shh. 949 00:37:47,304 --> 00:37:48,720 That's all right. 950 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:49,678 That's all right. 951 00:37:49,678 --> 00:37:51,137 Here, give him to me. 952 00:37:51,137 --> 00:37:53,304 I'll hold him so you can smoke. 953 00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,429 Oh, really? 954 00:37:54,429 --> 00:37:55,845 The struggle is real. 955 00:37:55,845 --> 00:37:57,553 I haven't finished a cigarette since 2015. 956 00:37:57,553 --> 00:37:58,553 Go on, I got him. 957 00:37:58,553 --> 00:38:00,429 You a child abductor? 958 00:38:00,429 --> 00:38:01,678 I'm Sarah. 959 00:38:01,678 --> 00:38:03,304 I have three kids under five. 960 00:38:03,304 --> 00:38:06,511 If I wanted to run, I'm too tired. 961 00:38:06,511 --> 00:38:08,470 - Yeah, okay. - Okay, take this. 962 00:38:12,636 --> 00:38:13,970 - You got him? 963 00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:15,887 I'm gonna be right over here, okay? 964 00:38:19,928 --> 00:38:21,304 What brings you to church? 965 00:38:21,304 --> 00:38:22,345 AA? OA? 966 00:38:22,345 --> 00:38:23,137 NA? 967 00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,678 Al Anon? 968 00:38:24,678 --> 00:38:27,220 Nar Anon? Actual Catholicism? 969 00:38:27,220 --> 00:38:29,429 AA. You? 970 00:38:29,429 --> 00:38:31,179 NMAA. 971 00:38:31,179 --> 00:38:32,429 New Mom AA. 972 00:38:32,429 --> 00:38:33,553 We're self-titled. 973 00:38:33,553 --> 00:38:35,511 Basically a bunch of new moms 974 00:38:35,511 --> 00:38:37,012 in sweatpants trying not to lose our shit 975 00:38:37,012 --> 00:38:38,095 and blow our brains out, 976 00:38:38,095 --> 00:38:39,595 all while lactating on each other. 977 00:38:39,595 --> 00:38:41,470 Sounds like a real rager. 978 00:38:41,470 --> 00:38:44,012 It is. 979 00:38:44,012 --> 00:38:45,179 He likes you. 980 00:38:45,179 --> 00:38:46,845 It's my eau de breast milk. 981 00:38:46,845 --> 00:38:48,262 Shoulda worn it in high school. 982 00:38:48,262 --> 00:38:49,262 Been prom queen. 983 00:38:54,304 --> 00:38:56,012 Thank you again. 984 00:38:56,012 --> 00:38:57,595 That's the nicest thing anyone's done for me 985 00:38:57,595 --> 00:38:58,387 in a long time. 986 00:38:58,387 --> 00:38:59,595 You're welcome. 987 00:38:59,595 --> 00:39:04,304 I gotcha. 988 00:39:08,845 --> 00:39:11,012 We meet at the end of the hall, last door on the left, 989 00:39:11,012 --> 00:39:12,595 if you ever wanna come by. 990 00:39:12,595 --> 00:39:13,803 See, I'm not a mom. 991 00:39:13,803 --> 00:39:15,053 You sure? 992 00:39:23,262 --> 00:39:26,387 Frank Gallagher! 993 00:39:26,387 --> 00:39:28,553 - Show yourself! 994 00:39:28,553 --> 00:39:31,761 I want my stuff back! 995 00:39:31,761 --> 00:39:33,012 Come out, Frank! 996 00:39:33,012 --> 00:39:35,137 I'm gonna find you! 997 00:39:35,137 --> 00:39:37,345 This shit is about to get biblical! 998 00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:40,511 You're not gonna believe this. 999 00:39:40,511 --> 00:39:42,553 We actually made a profit 1000 00:39:42,553 --> 00:39:44,179 selling Debbie's stuff today. 1001 00:39:44,179 --> 00:39:47,595 After we pay that vet, we got 50 bucks left. 1002 00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:49,220 Let's have a party. 1003 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:50,595 A quinceañera. 1004 00:39:50,595 --> 00:39:53,304 I'm 15, in a dress. 1005 00:39:53,304 --> 00:39:56,553 Hit the piñata. 1006 00:39:56,553 --> 00:39:59,636 You know, that's not a bad idea 1007 00:39:59,636 --> 00:40:01,387 Maximize our profits. 1008 00:40:01,387 --> 00:40:03,678 We take the fifty bucks, we buy a keg, 1009 00:40:03,678 --> 00:40:05,720 charge 10 bucks at the door. 1010 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:08,345 We do it at my house so it doesn't cost us anything. 1011 00:40:08,345 --> 00:40:10,720 - Ca-ching. - Yeah. 1012 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:12,095 - Hello. - Hey, Doc. 1013 00:40:12,095 --> 00:40:13,720 It's all there. Count it. 1014 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:15,678 Ah. Dialysis time. 1015 00:40:15,678 --> 00:40:17,928 Hey, surprise, surprise. 1016 00:40:17,928 --> 00:40:19,262 All righty. 1017 00:40:19,262 --> 00:40:23,429 Now, uh, I can't stick the dialysis 1018 00:40:23,429 --> 00:40:27,095 into a port that is that infected. 1019 00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:31,470 So I'm gonna have to douse ya with disinfectant first. 1020 00:40:31,470 --> 00:40:33,345 Okay? Yeah. 1021 00:40:33,345 --> 00:40:35,345 This'll do it. 1022 00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,803 Cleans the kennels. 1023 00:40:36,803 --> 00:40:37,803 - Rubbing alcohol? - Yeah. 1024 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:38,761 You're gonna want to hold him down. 1025 00:40:38,761 --> 00:40:40,636 'Cause this is gonna hurt. 1026 00:40:40,636 --> 00:40:41,803 Get the shirt off. 1027 00:40:41,803 --> 00:40:44,304 Here we go. 1028 00:40:44,304 --> 00:40:46,553 - Christ on a cracker. - Jesus. 1029 00:40:46,553 --> 00:40:48,511 Getting notes of buttered popcorn this time. 1030 00:40:48,511 --> 00:40:49,761 Here you go, buddy. 1031 00:40:49,761 --> 00:40:50,803 Easy. I gotcha. 1032 00:40:50,803 --> 00:40:52,387 I gotcha. I gotcha. Easy. 1033 00:40:52,387 --> 00:40:53,470 There you go. 1034 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:54,803 All right. 1035 00:40:54,803 --> 00:40:56,970 Get him something to bite on too. 1036 00:41:03,470 --> 00:41:05,470 Okay, here we go. On three. 1037 00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:06,970 Ready? 1038 00:41:06,970 --> 00:41:09,928 One, two... 1039 00:41:09,928 --> 00:41:10,928 Think of the party. Be brave. 1040 00:41:10,928 --> 00:41:11,887 Three! 1041 00:41:16,803 --> 00:41:19,012 Here, you earned it. 1042 00:41:19,012 --> 00:41:20,304 Thank you. 1043 00:41:20,304 --> 00:41:21,803 So you guys do this every night? 1044 00:41:21,803 --> 00:41:23,678 You ever get any sleep? 1045 00:41:23,678 --> 00:41:25,012 Yeah, that's why they call it a family business. 1046 00:41:25,012 --> 00:41:26,803 So labor laws don't apply. 1047 00:41:26,803 --> 00:41:28,511 What's your family's business? 1048 00:41:28,511 --> 00:41:32,053 Uh, you know, drugs? Abuse? 1049 00:41:32,053 --> 00:41:33,511 Sometimes we show up for each other's court dates. 1050 00:41:35,511 --> 00:41:38,053 I gotta say, I lied before. 1051 00:41:38,053 --> 00:41:39,636 I don't really know how to make tamales. 1052 00:41:39,636 --> 00:41:41,387 No shit. Really? 1053 00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:44,511 I just wanted to spend time with you 1054 00:41:44,511 --> 00:41:45,678 in a place that smells like corn. 1055 00:41:45,678 --> 00:41:47,470 'Cause you like me? 1056 00:41:47,470 --> 00:41:49,761 Uh, si? 1057 00:41:49,761 --> 00:41:52,845 What about your girlfriend? 1058 00:41:52,845 --> 00:41:55,095 And you have this whole thing with Lori too? 1059 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:58,179 Lori? No, I don't I don't have a thing with Lori. 1060 00:41:58,179 --> 00:42:00,179 And the Kelly thing is, you know, I don't know. 1061 00:42:00,179 --> 00:42:02,012 She's gonna be at Annapolis for years. 1062 00:42:02,012 --> 00:42:04,012 She wants to be an admiral or some shit. 1063 00:42:04,012 --> 00:42:06,137 I don't know. It'sit's complicated. 1064 00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:16,761 - What'd he say? 1065 00:42:16,761 --> 00:42:18,095 Uh, break's over. 1066 00:42:18,095 --> 00:42:19,761 - Back to work. - Wait, that was break? 1067 00:42:19,761 --> 00:42:20,887 I thought we were done. 1068 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:23,678 We're just getting started. 1069 00:42:33,553 --> 00:42:36,845 Hey, it's Milkovich's boy. 1070 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:39,553 What's up, Milkovich's boy? 1071 00:42:39,553 --> 00:42:41,304 How your daddy? 1072 00:42:41,304 --> 00:42:43,262 Fucking miss that guy. 1073 00:42:43,262 --> 00:42:44,304 He still alive? 1074 00:42:44,304 --> 00:42:46,304 Yeah, unfortunately. 1075 00:42:46,304 --> 00:42:48,262 Oh, he's a jokester! 1076 00:42:48,262 --> 00:42:51,179 Funny guy. 1077 00:42:51,179 --> 00:42:53,636 Should we cut this bitch, Nana? 1078 00:42:53,636 --> 00:42:56,678 Nah. I liked his pop. 1079 00:42:56,678 --> 00:42:58,137 He had manners. 1080 00:42:58,137 --> 00:43:00,345 I got manners too, Nana. 1081 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:01,928 I brought smokes. 1082 00:43:01,928 --> 00:43:03,887 Three packs. 1083 00:43:09,262 --> 00:43:11,803 Okay. 1084 00:43:11,803 --> 00:43:13,095 I'm listening. 1085 00:43:14,928 --> 00:43:17,137 I guess I need some advice. 1086 00:43:17,137 --> 00:43:20,636 It's about my partner, Ian. 1087 00:43:20,636 --> 00:43:21,761 Business or pleasure? 1088 00:43:23,887 --> 00:43:25,053 Pleasure. 1089 00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:26,803 Continue. 1090 00:43:26,803 --> 00:43:29,970 Found out he's up for parole next week, 1091 00:43:29,970 --> 00:43:31,220 and I 1092 00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:35,220 But you had the talk, right? 1093 00:43:35,220 --> 00:43:37,137 We kinda didn't until earlier today 1094 00:43:37,137 --> 00:43:38,137 - Didn't have the talk. 1095 00:43:38,137 --> 00:43:40,636 Fuckin' amateur hour. 1096 00:43:40,636 --> 00:43:41,887 But he says he's gonna throw his parole 1097 00:43:41,887 --> 00:43:43,636 so he can stay in here with me, 1098 00:43:43,636 --> 00:43:44,636 which I want him to do. 1099 00:43:44,636 --> 00:43:45,803 I mean, I fucking got myself 1100 00:43:45,803 --> 00:43:47,636 put in here just to be with him. 1101 00:43:47,636 --> 00:43:50,636 So I mean, I'm right, right? 1102 00:43:50,636 --> 00:43:52,511 But now your conscience is saying, 1103 00:43:52,511 --> 00:43:55,137 no, dog, you're a dick, right? 1104 00:43:58,095 --> 00:44:01,511 See, the thing is, little Milky... 1105 00:44:01,511 --> 00:44:03,511 You can't make someone love you. 1106 00:44:03,511 --> 00:44:05,345 You can't let someone throw 1107 00:44:05,345 --> 00:44:07,887 their parole for you neither, son. 1108 00:44:07,887 --> 00:44:09,887 It's like my tattoo says 1109 00:44:09,887 --> 00:44:13,636 Let her go. 1110 00:44:13,636 --> 00:44:15,053 No good's gonna come from 1111 00:44:15,053 --> 00:44:17,887 both of you being here together. 1112 00:44:17,887 --> 00:44:19,220 If you make him do this for you, 1113 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:20,720 he's gonna wind up resenting you 1114 00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,636 and hating you. 1115 00:44:22,636 --> 00:44:24,179 You gotta set him free. 1116 00:44:26,928 --> 00:44:29,595 What do you boys think? 1117 00:44:29,595 --> 00:44:31,511 I think number 7, 1118 00:44:31,511 --> 00:44:35,553 number 14, and number 31. 1119 00:44:35,553 --> 00:44:37,595 Agreed. 1120 00:44:37,595 --> 00:44:40,387 And, uh, maybe 42, too. 1121 00:44:40,387 --> 00:44:42,470 Oh, yeah. Mm. 1122 00:44:44,761 --> 00:44:47,304 Okay, ladies. 1123 00:44:47,304 --> 00:44:51,012 You are the bold and brave who responded on Tinder. 1124 00:44:51,012 --> 00:44:53,595 I'm Kevin, your host, if you will. 1125 00:44:53,595 --> 00:44:55,262 Let's begin. 1126 00:44:55,262 --> 00:44:57,220 Now, if I don't call your number, 1127 00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:59,761 please go home. 1128 00:44:59,761 --> 00:45:02,179 Number 7. Number 14. 1129 00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:04,179 Number 31. Number 42... 1130 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:06,220 Number 2, number 11, 1131 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,928 number 26, number 37, 1132 00:45:08,928 --> 00:45:10,970 number 85, number 5, 1133 00:45:10,970 --> 00:45:14,012 number 17, number 62. 1134 00:45:15,387 --> 00:45:17,720 Thank you. 1135 00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:19,553 Thank you. 1136 00:45:19,553 --> 00:45:21,053 Thank you. 1137 00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:23,720 Okay, so does anyone know what this is? 1138 00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,220 I thought this was a booty call. 1139 00:45:25,220 --> 00:45:28,678 Now I'm thinking maybe undercover reality show? 1140 00:45:28,678 --> 00:45:30,053 All right, ladies. 1141 00:45:30,053 --> 00:45:31,887 Congratulations on making the first round. 1142 00:45:31,887 --> 00:45:32,803 Now you guys are probably wondering 1143 00:45:32,803 --> 00:45:34,304 what you're doing here. 1144 00:45:34,304 --> 00:45:36,803 To hook up with you, was what we thought. 1145 00:45:36,803 --> 00:45:39,387 No. 1146 00:45:39,387 --> 00:45:40,429 I'm flattered. 1147 00:45:40,429 --> 00:45:41,761 Thank you. But no. 1148 00:45:41,761 --> 00:45:45,179 What you could win is way better than that 1149 00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:47,553 a friendship with a really great lady. 1150 00:45:47,553 --> 00:45:50,553 Now, the first round is simple. 1151 00:45:50,553 --> 00:45:53,595 Tell me about your hobbies, your dreams. 1152 00:45:53,595 --> 00:45:55,761 Tell me about your education history, 1153 00:45:55,761 --> 00:45:59,012 any little tidbits about work life, marital status. 1154 00:45:59,012 --> 00:46:00,970 Ooh, I also am curious 1155 00:46:00,970 --> 00:46:02,970 who you root for The Cubs or the Sox. 1156 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:04,803 Are those baseball teams? 1157 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,387 Get out. 1158 00:46:06,387 --> 00:46:09,720 Now, my assistants are passing out paper and pencils. 1159 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,678 Excuse me, friends and friends of friends! 1160 00:46:13,678 --> 00:46:17,470 Hear ye, hear ye! 1161 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,511 The fuck am I? 1162 00:46:19,511 --> 00:46:22,803 Party at the Gallaghers' house, starting right now. 1163 00:46:22,803 --> 00:46:25,761 A keg has been procured, and for 10 bucks at the door, 1164 00:46:25,761 --> 00:46:29,262 I invite you to celebrate my coronation as king. 1165 00:46:29,262 --> 00:46:31,387 All are invited! 1166 00:46:31,387 --> 00:46:33,220 And unlike this piece of shit country, 1167 00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:36,137 my border turns away no one! 1168 00:46:36,137 --> 00:46:40,137 Free mushrooms, blow, and chicken wings. 1169 00:46:40,137 --> 00:46:41,928 - Yeah! - Let's go! 1170 00:46:41,928 --> 00:46:43,053 Come on! 1171 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:44,012 Just down the street. 1172 00:46:44,012 --> 00:46:46,803 All right, ladies, and... 1173 00:46:46,803 --> 00:46:48,845 Begin. 1174 00:46:57,845 --> 00:46:59,095 Yo, you sure about this, Gallagher? 1175 00:46:59,095 --> 00:47:00,304 Said I was gonna do it. 1176 00:47:00,304 --> 00:47:01,470 Gonna fucking do it. 1177 00:47:04,345 --> 00:47:05,429 Who's the target? 1178 00:47:05,429 --> 00:47:08,012 Him. 1179 00:47:08,012 --> 00:47:09,678 The fat one? 1180 00:47:09,678 --> 00:47:11,304 Man, they're all gonna scream for the guards, 1181 00:47:11,304 --> 00:47:13,720 which means you're gonna get caught for sure. 1182 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,678 Yeah. 1183 00:47:15,678 --> 00:47:16,845 Yeah, okay. 1184 00:47:16,845 --> 00:47:18,345 Thanks. 1185 00:47:24,345 --> 00:47:25,511 How's my form? 1186 00:47:25,511 --> 00:47:27,761 Solid. 1187 00:47:27,761 --> 00:47:28,803 Go get him, tiger. 1188 00:47:40,595 --> 00:47:41,887 Come here. Shut the fuck up. 1189 00:47:41,887 --> 00:47:42,845 - What the fuck? - Shut the fuck up! 1190 00:47:45,803 --> 00:47:46,887 Fuck. 1191 00:47:49,095 --> 00:47:50,179 What do you think you're doing? 1192 00:47:50,179 --> 00:47:51,387 You're gonna fucking shiv somebody? 1193 00:47:51,387 --> 00:47:52,387 What the fuck else am I supposed to do? 1194 00:47:52,387 --> 00:47:53,887 Not that. 1195 00:47:53,887 --> 00:47:56,304 You're not throwing your fuckin' parole for me. 1196 00:47:56,304 --> 00:47:57,179 We need to get you the hell outta this shit-hole. 1197 00:47:57,179 --> 00:47:58,179 I want to be with you! 1198 00:47:58,179 --> 00:47:59,220 You don't get to be. 1199 00:48:02,636 --> 00:48:05,220 I want to be where you are, Mickey. 1200 00:48:07,179 --> 00:48:09,053 You don't belong in here, Gallagher. 1201 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,803 Go get a job. 1202 00:48:10,803 --> 00:48:12,595 Be an uncle to Lip's kid. 1203 00:48:14,595 --> 00:48:16,678 I'll get out soon. 1204 00:48:19,053 --> 00:48:21,053 I shouldn't have asked you to stay. 1205 00:48:22,595 --> 00:48:24,761 I love you. 1206 00:48:26,761 --> 00:48:27,595 I know. 1207 00:48:30,137 --> 00:48:31,595 I love you, too. 1208 00:48:38,262 --> 00:48:39,678 Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 1209 00:48:39,678 --> 00:48:41,304 My father stole my shit. 1210 00:48:41,304 --> 00:48:43,845 It's just been a horrible day. 1211 00:48:43,845 --> 00:48:44,887 Hello? 1212 00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:50,429 - Hello? 1213 00:48:50,429 --> 00:48:52,179 The mighty, mighty union! 1214 00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,053 Show us the money! 1215 00:48:54,053 --> 00:48:55,262 We want respect! 1216 00:48:55,262 --> 00:48:57,220 We are the union! 1217 00:48:57,220 --> 00:48:59,053 The mighty, mighty union! 1218 00:48:59,053 --> 00:49:00,678 Show us the money! 1219 00:49:00,678 --> 00:49:04,095 Debbie! O, captain, our captain! 1220 00:49:04,095 --> 00:49:05,262 Guys! Debbie's here! 1221 00:49:05,262 --> 00:49:09,511 - Yes, yes! 1222 00:49:09,511 --> 00:49:10,345 We're sticking it to the man! 1223 00:49:10,345 --> 00:49:11,387 We're on strike! 1224 00:49:11,387 --> 00:49:12,803 But we just joined the union. 1225 00:49:12,803 --> 00:49:14,387 I know! Isn't it inspiring? 1226 00:49:14,387 --> 00:49:15,595 We are the union! The mighty, mighty union! 1227 00:49:15,595 --> 00:49:17,095 Debbie! 1228 00:49:17,095 --> 00:49:18,470 This is the day that welders are gonna be 1229 00:49:18,470 --> 00:49:20,803 talking about for generations to come. 1230 00:49:20,803 --> 00:49:22,636 You gotta be so proud. 1231 00:49:22,636 --> 00:49:24,012 Cut the shit, Jerry. 1232 00:49:24,012 --> 00:49:25,179 - How long's a strike? - Well, it depends. 1233 00:49:25,179 --> 00:49:26,887 How long was the last one? 1234 00:49:26,887 --> 00:49:29,636 How long was the last strike, Jerry? 1235 00:49:29,636 --> 00:49:31,387 Seven months, 16 days. 1236 00:49:31,387 --> 00:49:32,887 We want respect! 1237 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,761 How do I apply to be a scab? 1238 00:49:35,970 --> 00:49:37,179 That's good. 1239 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,970 Hey! You made it! 1240 00:49:42,970 --> 00:49:44,012 I'm so pleased. 1241 00:49:44,012 --> 00:49:45,511 Howl with me. 1242 00:49:47,345 --> 00:49:49,970 I don't know why I like doing that. 1243 00:49:49,970 --> 00:49:52,553 Southside rocks! 1244 00:49:52,553 --> 00:49:54,429 Are you having fun, everybody? 1245 00:49:54,429 --> 00:49:57,179 Say "Southside, Southside!" 1246 00:50:01,262 --> 00:50:02,887 Whoa! 1247 00:50:02,887 --> 00:50:04,511 Hey! 1248 00:50:04,511 --> 00:50:06,012 Holy crap. 1249 00:50:07,928 --> 00:50:09,845 Have fun, everybody! 1250 00:50:12,095 --> 00:50:13,845 Mikey? 1251 00:50:13,845 --> 00:50:17,678 You little Spanish bull, you, I gotI got news. 1252 00:50:17,678 --> 00:50:20,220 Mikey, you in here? 1253 00:50:20,220 --> 00:50:22,345 Holy shit. 1254 00:50:22,345 --> 00:50:23,636 Whoa. 1255 00:50:27,595 --> 00:50:29,761 Mikey. 1256 00:50:32,470 --> 00:50:34,553 I'll be back, okay? Don't leave. 1257 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,511 Mikey, are you 1258 00:50:39,304 --> 00:50:42,012 That's really beautiful. 1259 00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:47,262 Mikey, we did it! 1260 00:50:47,262 --> 00:50:49,220 Port money! 1261 00:50:49,220 --> 00:50:50,345 We got money! 1262 00:50:50,345 --> 00:50:51,720 We can go to the ER 1263 00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:54,761 for your disgusting, infected port thing. 1264 00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:56,179 Tomorrow. 1265 00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,761 Right now, dance with me. 1266 00:50:58,761 --> 00:51:01,928 No, we should get you to the ER, right? 1267 00:51:01,928 --> 00:51:04,845 Tomorrow, Frank. Today, dance with me. 1268 00:51:04,845 --> 00:51:07,553 Hold me. Tell me I'm okay. 1269 00:51:07,553 --> 00:51:10,761 You're okay. 1270 00:51:12,761 --> 00:51:15,345 Everythingeverything is gonna be okay. 1271 00:51:15,345 --> 00:51:18,387 Excuse me, excuse me. 1272 00:51:18,387 --> 00:51:20,511 A fuckin' house party, Frank? What grade are you in? 1273 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:23,595 Grade A! Frank's the best grade. 1274 00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:27,595 Jesus Christ. 1275 00:51:32,179 --> 00:51:35,262 And finally, number 14. 1276 00:51:37,595 --> 00:51:41,595 Tell us, what do you think makes you a good friend? 1277 00:51:41,595 --> 00:51:43,137 Like... 1278 00:51:43,137 --> 00:51:46,137 - I'm a really good listener. - Mm. 1279 00:51:46,137 --> 00:51:48,761 I could listen to you for hours, Kevin. 1280 00:51:50,553 --> 00:51:53,553 Thank you, number 14. You may be seated. 1281 00:51:53,553 --> 00:51:55,970 And that concludes our interview portion. 1282 00:51:55,970 --> 00:51:58,220 It's tough to stay at this time, but right now, 1283 00:51:58,220 --> 00:52:00,636 I think, uh, number 14 might be in the lead. 1284 00:52:00,636 --> 00:52:02,262 Are you serious? 1285 00:52:02,262 --> 00:52:05,262 Now, our next test is simple. 1286 00:52:05,262 --> 00:52:08,304 I ask, you answer just simple word association. 1287 00:52:08,304 --> 00:52:10,345 Can we get another round of shots? 1288 00:52:10,345 --> 00:52:13,470 Yes. Gretzky or Orr? 1289 00:52:13,470 --> 00:52:15,678 Gretzky. 1290 00:52:15,678 --> 00:52:18,595 Gretzky. Hoops or soccer? 1291 00:52:18,595 --> 00:52:20,636 - Hoops. - Excellent. 1292 00:52:20,636 --> 00:52:23,179 Polo shirt or tank top with gold chains? 1293 00:52:23,179 --> 00:52:24,179 - Polo shirt. - Tank 1294 00:52:24,179 --> 00:52:26,429 Who said polo shirt? 1295 00:52:26,429 --> 00:52:28,220 You're gone, 7. 1296 00:52:28,220 --> 00:52:30,262 Auf wiedersehen. 1297 00:52:30,262 --> 00:52:32,095 Mm-hmm. Finally. 1298 00:52:33,636 --> 00:52:35,595 Fries and a Frosty at Wendy's 1299 00:52:35,595 --> 00:52:38,720 or off the menu MexiMelt at Taco Bell? 1300 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,053 - MexiMelt. - MexiMelt. 1301 00:52:40,053 --> 00:52:41,636 - MexiMelt. 1302 00:52:41,636 --> 00:52:43,553 Oh, hey, V. There she is, everyone! 1303 00:52:43,553 --> 00:52:46,095 - Say hi, V. - Hi, V. 1304 00:52:46,095 --> 00:52:49,053 Hi, ladies... 1305 00:52:49,053 --> 00:52:51,262 Who are they? 1306 00:52:51,262 --> 00:52:53,179 Oh, they're his Tinder dates. 1307 00:52:53,179 --> 00:52:55,636 But he's doing it out of love for you. 1308 00:52:55,636 --> 00:52:56,470 Yeah. 1309 00:52:56,470 --> 00:52:57,803 His what? 1310 00:53:02,595 --> 00:53:03,928 Thanks for coming to the game with me, little man. 1311 00:53:03,928 --> 00:53:05,553 Thanks for taking me, MaVar. 1312 00:53:05,553 --> 00:53:07,053 - Uh... 1313 00:53:07,053 --> 00:53:09,137 You know, you sure we shouldn't take you back 1314 00:53:09,137 --> 00:53:10,470 to the bar we dropped Veronica off at? 1315 00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:13,053 This is my home. Gotta face my fate. 1316 00:53:13,053 --> 00:53:15,220 All right. Let's do it again, okay? 1317 00:53:15,220 --> 00:53:17,553 Definitely. 1318 00:53:17,553 --> 00:53:19,553 - Have a good night. - All right. 1319 00:53:19,553 --> 00:53:21,553 I'm gonna cut you, motherfucker! 1320 00:53:23,387 --> 00:53:25,137 Fight, fight, fight! 1321 00:53:25,137 --> 00:53:26,553 - Fight, fight, fight... - Sorry. 1322 00:53:26,553 --> 00:53:27,845 Look, I can't leave you here. 1323 00:53:27,845 --> 00:53:29,179 You know how to play Nintendo Wii? 1324 00:53:29,179 --> 00:53:30,970 - Yeah. - All right, let's go. 1325 00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:33,803 Maybe grill some steaks, watch Do the Right Thing. 1326 00:53:33,803 --> 00:53:36,012 - You know who Spike Lee is? - Yep. 1327 00:53:36,012 --> 00:53:38,095 All right, of course you do. 1328 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:45,262 Sorry about him. Get home safely. 1329 00:53:45,262 --> 00:53:46,345 Godspeed. 1330 00:53:46,345 --> 00:53:47,636 Thanks for playing. 1331 00:53:47,636 --> 00:53:49,595 Sorry about him. Have a good night. 1332 00:53:49,595 --> 00:53:51,262 Go with God. Thanks for playing. 1333 00:53:51,262 --> 00:53:55,095 - Sorry. - You can keep that. 1334 00:53:55,095 --> 00:53:58,095 You know, there's an app for making platonic friends, dick. 1335 00:53:58,095 --> 00:54:00,262 - FriendFinder. - Good to know. 1336 00:54:00,262 --> 00:54:02,595 Thanks for playing. 1337 00:54:02,595 --> 00:54:03,845 That everyone? 1338 00:54:05,803 --> 00:54:07,678 I'll get her some coffee. 1339 00:54:09,345 --> 00:54:11,845 - Hey. - Hey, man. 1340 00:54:11,845 --> 00:54:13,137 Thanks for letting me crash tonight, seriously. 1341 00:54:13,137 --> 00:54:14,429 Yeah. Hey... 1342 00:54:14,429 --> 00:54:16,012 Are you sure you don't want to stay at the house? 1343 00:54:16,012 --> 00:54:17,470 - Crash on the couch? - Nah. 1344 00:54:17,470 --> 00:54:18,761 The whole block's loud as shit 1345 00:54:18,761 --> 00:54:20,053 and I don't want to put you guys out. 1346 00:54:20,053 --> 00:54:21,304 It's all good. This isthis is good. 1347 00:54:21,304 --> 00:54:22,262 All right, man. 1348 00:54:22,262 --> 00:54:23,429 Seat yourself. 1349 00:54:23,429 --> 00:54:26,720 Take any booth you like. 1350 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:27,928 Frank usually sleeps in that one. 1351 00:54:27,928 --> 00:54:29,636 Okay. 1352 00:54:43,803 --> 00:54:44,970 Got my shit? 1353 00:54:44,970 --> 00:54:46,553 You got mine? 1354 00:54:59,803 --> 00:55:02,636 FaceTime your brother. See the baby. 1355 00:55:05,803 --> 00:55:08,304 You got five minutes, starting now. 1356 00:55:14,179 --> 00:55:16,095 Rise and shine. 1357 00:55:18,387 --> 00:55:19,970 Did I win? 1358 00:55:19,970 --> 00:55:22,304 There's nothing to win. There never was. 1359 00:55:22,304 --> 00:55:25,345 My husband's a bit disturbed. Sorry. 1360 00:55:27,595 --> 00:55:29,553 I got you some coffee though. 1361 00:55:29,553 --> 00:55:31,678 Oh, my God, thank you. 1362 00:55:31,678 --> 00:55:33,220 Hope you didn't ruin your whole night. 1363 00:55:33,220 --> 00:55:34,345 - Nah. 1364 00:55:34,345 --> 00:55:36,095 It was fun. 1365 00:55:36,095 --> 00:55:38,845 Free drinks and my kid's with my ex all weekend... 1366 00:55:38,845 --> 00:55:42,720 Girl's gotta put on lashes and lipstick every one in a while. 1367 00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:44,345 Yeah, gotta remember you're not dead, 1368 00:55:44,345 --> 00:55:45,887 even though you basically are as a mom. 1369 00:55:47,553 --> 00:55:49,887 Got twin girls. How old's your kid? 1370 00:55:49,887 --> 00:55:52,678 Six. Jared. 1371 00:55:52,678 --> 00:55:54,095 Like the jewelry store. 1372 00:55:54,095 --> 00:55:56,720 Right. "He went to Jared." 1373 00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:58,887 Too bad no one's ever going to Jared for me. 1374 00:55:58,887 --> 00:56:00,720 I had to buy this for myself. 1375 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,387 A little self-care. 1376 00:56:02,387 --> 00:56:05,345 I put jewels and decals and shit on my nails. 1377 00:56:05,345 --> 00:56:06,887 My little treat. 1378 00:56:06,887 --> 00:56:09,012 It's hard to get out when you're our age. 1379 00:56:09,012 --> 00:56:10,220 So hard. 1380 00:56:10,220 --> 00:56:11,928 Hard to meet people. 1381 00:56:11,928 --> 00:56:14,678 It's hard to put yourself out there. 1382 00:56:14,678 --> 00:56:16,595 I'm Mimi. 1383 00:56:16,595 --> 00:56:18,345 Well, Mei Ling, but Mimi. 1384 00:56:18,345 --> 00:56:22,304 Veronica, but V. 1385 00:56:22,304 --> 00:56:24,928 Do you wanna get a nightcap, V? 1386 00:56:24,928 --> 00:56:27,429 Maybe somewhere that people aren't staring? 1387 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:29,053 Yeah. 1388 00:56:35,137 --> 00:56:37,511 Bye, best friends. Have fun. 1389 00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:55,636 - Hello? - Ian? 1390 00:56:55,636 --> 00:56:58,095 How the hell are you on FaceTime? 1391 00:56:58,095 --> 00:57:00,636 Can I see the baby? 1392 00:57:00,636 --> 00:57:02,553 Yeah, yeah, no, he's, uh, 1393 00:57:02,553 --> 00:57:05,095 he's right here. 1394 00:57:06,845 --> 00:57:10,887 Hey, buddy, whoa. 1395 00:57:10,887 --> 00:57:14,470 Eight pounds, eight ounces. 1396 00:57:14,470 --> 00:57:16,429 This is Fred. 1397 00:57:16,429 --> 00:57:19,845 Fred, hey, hey! I'm your Uncle Ian. 1398 00:57:19,845 --> 00:57:21,636 Hello. 1399 00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:23,304 Lip, you have a son. 1400 00:57:23,304 --> 00:57:26,636 Yeah, I do. 1401 00:57:26,636 --> 00:57:29,304 Yeah, fuck. 1402 00:57:29,304 --> 00:57:30,720 Hey, buddy. 1403 00:57:33,137 --> 00:57:35,887 Fred Gallagher, huh? 93377