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This is nice, isn't it? I'm glad we did this.

Yeah! Yeah, it's going to be fun. I'm excited.

It's been a long time since I did something quite as adventurous as all

Yeah.

Trust me, me too.

I'm disappointed in him as well.

But that's what happens when you're an IT nerd.

working at a tech business when a big cyber security attack happens it's

like you can do it from home especially when you're camping so yeah

never mind you can't make it you can't make it doesn't mean that you and me

can't still have a good time together though does it i'm sure we will i know

don't make me feel guilty

Now, I know you're really excited to go do some fishing and some, I don't know,

more adventurous type activities than what your boring old mum can do, but...

No, but I know what you mean.

It's disappointing.

I agree.

But here we are, and we can make the most of it, can't we?

I mean, it's been a little while since the two of us have been together, just

us, hasn't it?

So, it'll be good for us.

Granted.

It would have been good for us to have had him come along with us.

Lord knows me and your father's relationship could have done with it.

Nothing, I just... I mean, you can see what it's like, can't you? You're not

stupid. It feels like he's just drifting further and further away from this

family.

From me.

I was really looking forward to this opportunity to get him back.

You know, get him back into the family. Spend more time with us. Just us.

no distractions no work no instagram models because we had no signal

but never mind okay what's done is done and we are definitely

not going to let it ruin our trip are we careful it's a little bit slippy here

yeah i think i'm doing all right not used to all this hiking and mountain

climbing palaver but yeah picking it back up

You'll have to start going slow for me, though, because I'm not going to keep up

this pace the whole time.

Are you sure you don't want me to have a turn carrying that tent?

It's not very fair that you've got to carry it the whole way and I've got

nothing.

Well, if you have one rucksack, I can manage the car.

It's stronger than I look.

All right, well, just tag me in when you start to get a bit tired, because I

want to pull my weight.

Look, let's just stop talking about your dad not being here.

We can't change that, can we?

It's not worth dwelling on it.

Should I be going?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Because you're making me feel guilty.

It's not my fault that he's not coming.

No, I know you don't mean that, but I just... I do feel bad.

I'm not quite as fine, am I?

No, but you had all this...

father -son activity stuff planned, didn't you?

I'm just not into the fishing.

I'll leave the truck and the firewood to you, I guess.

But we can do some fun stuff together.

We'll be climbing a mountain, for one. That's pretty fun.

I don't know.

Bird watching.

We can do some bird watching together.

I'm not joking.

Why not?

It's wildlife, isn't it?

Interesting to me. You'll find it interesting once you get into it.

You know, everybody says that about birdwatching.

Oh, it's boring. It's for losers. But then once you start to be able to

recognise them, the calls, their patterns, their colourings, it's quite

It's like collecting Pokemon.

Okay, well, I'm not an expert, but can you hear that?

Wood pigeon.

I don't know if I can see it anywhere, but... Oh, look.

There, just there.

The robin, see?

With the red chest.

I'm not winding you up. It's blown away now.

What else is there?

Great tits.

Right there, see?

There's a pair of them.

With the yellow and then the black around the eyes.

Fun.

I think you're not looking where I'm looking. Up there. Up.

Wait. You're not looking.

Fine.

If you're going to miss out seeing a pretty little pair of great tits, then

that's your loss.

I'll keep the bird watching to myself then.

Can you just slow the pace down a little bit?

Lagging.

You've got longer legs than I have. It's hard to keep up.

Well, yeah, I was going to be wasting my energy racing off in the first part.

I think I might have to take a breather.

Yeah. Yeah, this might be... I'm sure there's a... I think I saw a clearing

there. We just head that direction and find somewhere to set up camp.

Yeah?

Thank you. Sorry.

Look.

This looks like a good enough spot, right?

We can sit up here for the night. There should be enough room.

So there's a little stream back down there, and there's plenty of firewood

around, so... Don't be silly, I'm capable of setting a tent up myself.

I know, I know you're a big strong man, but... I'm your mother.

And your dad's abandoned me.

I've kind of got a point to prove here.

I can manage things by myself, I don't need that man.

As long as I would prefer him around.

Honestly, say that or go bird watching or something.

I don't need your help sweetheart.

Are you seriously just going to watch me to make sure I'm doing this properly?

I've done this before.

Kind of, with your dad around.

Stop laughing at me.

It's a little bit harder than I remember it was.

once we get the air mattress in there i'll uh balance it out a little bit

right just need to do stop laughing

at me this is serious it's like a survival situation it's good enough i

don't think we even really need this it's hardly windy is it it's not i don't

just peg it down it's not two bodies in there it's not going anywhere yeah

I know, not all my convenience that we have to share, but I've got too much

stuff to be carrying just the two of us with me dad not here, so I'm sorry you

couldn't get your own tent.

You don't mind sharing it, do you? It's big enough space.

Come on, I'll fill up that air mattress, get out of your back and then go

collect some firewood and settle in.

All good. Just arranging things a little bit. Did you get that firewood?

Are you sure you've got enough?

Okay. Yeah, I'm just going to get the pots and pans and start some dinner over

here. Good luck.

You're good.

You've done enough work already.

Have a little sit down. We'll be there in a second.

Give me a bit of a fright there.

Sorry, you didn't say anything, did you?

I thought you took a bit longer than that putting the fire out.

Sorry.

Is it definitely out?

If you leave anything going, you could put in fires at the tent at the forest.

You've definitely turned up.

Okay. Well, I'm just checking.

Oh, well.

This is a little bit cosy, I think, isn't it?

Never mind hey Cold anyway, so Probably be

a bit grateful for Not having a big load of space. Come and get your sleeping

bag ready.

My pillow's sat up here and everything.

I'm glad we did this.

Come on.

Why are you shy all of a sudden? Come on, make love with me.

Let's get cosy shall we?

I know.

Me too.

Should have bought a few more layers, I think, but it's just extra packing

weight, isn't it?

It's the problem with these nice sunny days.

The sun goes away.

It gets really cold because there's no clouds.

We'll be all right, though.

This tent will soon heat up from our body heat and I'm sure we'll be nice and

cosy in no time.

Thank you.

I don't know.

It was such a lovely day together.

They're coming on this trip with me even though your dad didn't.

It's been nice, hasn't it?

This is nice.

I don't remember the last time I shared a bed with my son.

It's good.

I like having a good little bonding session this weekend.

Your dad's going to be very jealous when he finds out all about what we got up

to.

Oh, God.

All right, sweetheart.

You get some good sleep then.

Night -night.

Sorry.

Sorry, did I wake you up?

Oh.

No, me neither.

I slept for a bit, but it's very cold, isn't it?

Oh, I'm freezing.

I was looking around for my hoodie, but I think it must be the bottom of my bag.

I didn't want to wake you up.

No, it's okay.

It's hard if we make a difference, I don't think.

huddle together a little bit, you know.

Share body heat, any of you want to.

Yeah.

Yeah, it might get a bit easier to sleep if we're a little bit warmer and closer

together, wouldn't it?

Yeah.

Come here.

Put your arm around me.

Oh, that's it.

It's a bit better, isn't it?

I feel like we chose the wrong weekend to do this.

Yeah, let's just... Let's just try and

relax and warm each other up.

Just try and get some sleep as much as we can.

We've got another long day of walking tomorrow, so... So we don't want to,

I don't want to be tired.

Yeah, sure.

Get a little bit closer.

That better.

It's not weird, is it?

I don't think, no, not at all. I don't think it's weird. I just don't want to

make you feel uncomfortable being pressed against your mother's body.

Just because I'm cold.

Oh, no reason. I just... I warmed up in the end, so I thought I'd move away a

little bit, give you some space.

Don't want to be squeezed up against me all night, did you, really?

Did you sleep okay?

Yeah, me too, in the end. I, um... It was nice and cosy and snug

being pressed against you.

Wasn't uncomfortable for you, was it?

Okay.

No. No.

No, not at all.

It's quite nice.

So... I was thinking I'd go get some breakfast ready and then we can start

packing up and get a move on.

Got a lot of ground to cover today, so...

I want to make it up the top of this mountain. I'm determined.

I've not done it before.

I know, but you and Dad are always super adventurous, aren't you?

I'm not used to all this hiking.

Yeah, right.

Get yourself changed and everything. I'll go make you some breakfast and

get going shortly.

Feels like we're making good time this morning.

Right?

Yeah.

Yeah, we've covered quite a few miles already, haven't we?

Gonna set up camp early tonight, I reckon.

You okay?

Well, you're not that much.

Not said much all morning.

Everything alright?

Okay.

You sure?

Oh.

Honey.

No, no, no.

Is that why?

Is that why you've been quiet? Because of what happened last night?

Oh.

No.

No, don't be silly.

It was an accident. I know it was an accident. Gosh.

You'd be worried then that we'd have fallen out or something and I didn't

why. No.

It's not even worth talking about. Look, I know these things happen.

It didn't mean anything by it, did you?

It doesn't matter.

I'm not upset with you about that.

It's not awkward, okay?

Look, we both know.

It was just a mistake.

It's absolutely fine. You know what?

It's Dad's fault.

But it is.

Because if we'd brought two tents along with us, we wouldn't have even been put

in that situation.

So don't stress it. Honestly, we really should have just brought two tents

between us anyway, shouldn't we? Trying to cram in that little thing. But no,

it's fine, really.

I don't feel awkward about it.

You don't have to either.

It's just one of those things.

It's natural.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's fine, isn't it?

Let's just... Let's just forget it, shall we?

Come on.

Pick up the pace a little bit.

Yeah,

fine, it's just...

I've been expecting this after last night. This tent is like an absolute

Yeah, but if I take my sleeping bag off, then I'm not really wearing much

underneath, to be honest. I don't know if that's really... You don't want to

all that.

Are you sure?

Look, some underwear.

Okay.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, that's so much better.

Take yours off too, I don't mind.

You're my son. I've seen you a lot worse than topless.

A long time ago, obviously.

It's fine, I don't mind.

We're supposed to be comfortable.

I thought about opening the windows, but... We've got the mosquitoes coming

won't we? It's all bugs everywhere.

No.

Yeah, we could take down the window and just have a mash -up, but then...

It's not very private, is it? What, if someone comes past?

I know you were in the middle of nowhere, but you never know.

We don't want some weirdo staring in while we sleep, do we?

You comfortable now?

Yeah, yeah.

Well, I'm still hot, but I'll be fine.

Good night and sweet heart.

Let's try and get at least some rest.

Crazy this weather, isn't it?

Are you hard for me?

Why was it?

Was it because I was pushing against you?

It feels nice.

It felt nice.

Feeling it squeezing between my cheeks.

I don't know what it was.

I wasn't expecting it to be.

I wasn't expecting this.

It's okay.

I don't mind.

You don't mind me touching it, do you?

Do you want to see them?

We shouldn't be doing that.

Is this okay? Because I don't want to go anywhere you go.

Shh, don't say anything.

I don't want to come in my mouth. Are you sure?

Can I stroke you?

Can I make you come in my hand if you like?

Are you sure? Because we can't undo this.

No, we committed incest.

Oh, we just had sex.

It came inside me.

That didn't happen, okay?

Don't do that.

That didn't happen.

What happened on this trip?

Stayed on this trip.

We need to get going, don't we?

Come on.

I need to get the tent back.

We're not going to make it if we don't get out of bed.

Come on, come on, please.

We're

pitching

again.

Remember? Look.

What happened last night?

I didn't want to say anything but...

Obviously, we've got some air to clear here, haven't we?

It's not like it was yesterday, was it?

Hardly that we can brush that one off as an accident.

I don't know what I was thinking.

I really don't. I don't know why I let that happen. I don't know why I

encouraged that to happen.

It's so stupid of me. This whole mistake, this whole trip, this whole

a mistake.

We need to just get back.

Okay, we've made it to the top. We came here, what we came here to do.

And we've done things that we absolutely should not ever have done.

We need to just get back and pretend none of it ever happened.

Right?

Don't even start talking like that.

What are you saying?

No, I don't want to hear anything like that. That's ridiculous.

Let's just drop it. Shall we?

Let's get back home.

Promise? Promise.

Never to say anything.

to anybody what happened on this camping trip stays on this camping trip okay

let's just let's just leave it fun

i'm

sorry i

know i was just snapping a little bit there

Just stressed out, you know.

Disappointed that your dad didn't come.

I know it's for work, but it's for a wedding.

Any excuse to say.

Not to spend time with you and me.

Especially me.

My wife, she'll be looking forward to it.

Whatever.

I feel like he could have got out of it if he...

If he really wanted to get out of that work thing, he could have done it.

I don't need to get out of here just for him.

Forget it, shall we?

No, it doesn't look like it.

Maybe he's just stuck at work.

Babe!

His car wasn't on the driveway.

Nice, you'll be busy.

Right, be careful with your dirty shoes.

Um, Maxie, can you just go take all of your muddy clothes off? Don't go

traipsing it all around the house. Just take them off.

I'm going to chuck everything in the laundry room, please.

And I'm going to go put this tent away in the garage and then we'll come and

a wad on and we can get back to normal.

God, I didn't realise you were still in here.

And... naked.

Oh, God.

No.

No, honey, because it has got to stop.

It has.

It's got to stop.

You know what happened?

It was incest.

We can't.

We can't let this carry on.

We can't, baby. It's wrong.

I'm your mother.

No. No, stop.

Give it to mommy. Give it to mommy.

I need to feel your calm inside of my belly again.