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I never had a lot
of female friends growing up.
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My mother taught me
all women were threats.
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So it wasn't until college
when I made my first real girlfriend,
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but boy, did she hate me.
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What the fuck, Isla?
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You passed out drunk
with the hot plate on my bed again.
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She eventually accepted
my Cali girl charm,
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and somehow this angry little Chicago "B"
became my closest girlfriend.
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Best birthday ever.
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Mm-hmm.
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These taste just like
the ones from Wrigley.
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Well, that's 'cause they are.
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Sammy Sosa is a family friend.
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What?
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♪ Do it, whoo ♪
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His face hurts.
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He can't see without his glasses.
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We were inseparable.
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Chug, chug, chug, chug.
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Our college friendship turned into
a beautiful working relationship...
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It's true.
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...until she decided to betray me
to go work for another team...
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Do we have a deal?
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...in the most boring place on earth.
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Are you seriously going to Toronto?
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I have to. Magnus offered me
a promotion and more money.
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- I know you can't match it.
- So this is about the office and raise?
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Yes, Isla, it was about those things
I was promised but didn't get.
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You know, and more importantly,
it's about being valued.
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Of course I value you.
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You're my best friend.
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Well, then you should encourage me
to take this opportunity.
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What, and move to Canada?
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You're gonna freeze to death.
You use your seat heaters in July.
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I love Toronto. It's cool.
They just hosted a season of Top Chef.
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- That means nothing since Padma left.
- Oh.
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This is outrageous.
I can't believe you're doing this to me.
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To you?
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Have you ever considered
that I'm doing this for me?
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You know, probably not because
that's what a good friend would do.
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A good friend? You're my maid of honor.
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How are you supposed to do that
if you're thousands of miles away
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or millions of miles away
or wherever Toronto is?
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Well, apologies
for making a major life decision
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without keeping your
ever-changing wedding calendar in mind.
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Sorry, that came out wrong.
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No, it's fine.
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Didn't realize I was such a burden,
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so don't worry
about being my maid of honor.
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I'll have one of my sisters-in-law do it.
So you're off the hook, Ali.
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Well, if that's it then...
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...goodbye.
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Bye.
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Ness!
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Oh God.
Tell Bituin that she's been promoted.
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Well, I've actually been meaning
to tell you this,
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but Bituin doesn't want to be
in your bridal party.
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She refuses to wear matching dresses.
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♪ Breathe ♪
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♪ Ready for me ♪
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♪ Now watch me go get it, baby ♪
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Uh... ♪
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It's been an exciting
opening night at Ally Bank Arena,
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but LA is trailing down the stretch.
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Oh, dammit.
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Hey, Isla... Isla, can I get Ali's seat?
I got mustard on mine.
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- No.
- I'm coming over.
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- Ugh, God, Ness.
- Here we go. Here we go.
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Look, I know it's only one game
and we're getting used to a new coach.
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- But this should've been an easy W.
- There's still time, okay. We got this.
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Bugg surveys at the top of the key.
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Travis drives.
He's gotta unload it. Dyson's open.
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Bugg swings it to Coburn
for an impossibly deep three.
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And LA drops the season opener.
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Bugg had Dyson open under the basket.
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Yo, bro, you ain't see me?
I was wide open.
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I saw you.
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- I don't know how he missed him.
- Wow.
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What the hell was that?
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He makes that shot,
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this whole crowd goes home
with curly fries.
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Okay. Uh, great,
you'll email me my call time.
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Okay, thank you.
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Okay.
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Sounds like somebody got
their first big Hollywood gig.
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Well, don't get too excited.
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My, uh... my role is featured background
on a reality show.
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We don't even get the same crafty.
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Well, you know, it beats laying around
on the couch all day playing Minecraft.
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Well, I... Yeah, I just... I don't know.
I really wanted to do narrative.
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Like be on White Lotus or something.
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I think there might be a few steps
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in between former dog groomer
and star of The White Lotus.
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Not if you're young, hot,
and read straight.
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You read straight.
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- So I'm not young and hot?
- Neither of us are young.
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Look, all I'm saying is
that this is an opportunity.
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I mean, what if Mike White sees you
in this featured background role?
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Okay. Okay, I'll do it. I'll do it.
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Good. Great. Exciting.
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So not only
are the Waves off to a rocky start,
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we're also hearing rumors
of a love triangle
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that is threatening
to tear apart the locker room.
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Here's the deets.
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Dyson Gibbs has been getting serious
with sexy actress Zoé Debay
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who was previously linked, very briefly,
with his teammate Travis Bugg.
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Is this a throuple gone bad?
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As someone
who's been kicked out of a threesome,
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I can tell you
that is gonna sting for a while.
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How did we not know about this? Ness?
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'Cause Ali was always
the one on top of player gossip.
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They never realized
she was on their text chain.
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Yeah, she usually put out these fires.
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I mean, Ali's small,
but the players were scared of her.
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- Not just the players.
- Can we stop talking about my ex-friend?
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We've got to figure out
how to fix this Travis-Dyson feud.
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Is this gonna affect the sketch I wrote
with Travis and Dyson playing charades?
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You know what, Jackie?
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I love you more than anyone here,
but no one cares. We gotta Bluesky this.
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- What are you doing?
- Checking Bluesky.
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Seeing if anyone has any Zoé Debay goss.
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If this is a locker-room issue,
shouldn't the coach deal with it?
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Yes, Norm can fix this. Thank you, Sandy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just found
an AI video of Dyson and Travis kissing.
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Wow. At least I think it's AI,
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but if not, problem solved.
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In women's hoop news,
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LA power forward Brielle Mande
has been suspended again.
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This time
for flipping the double bird to the crowd
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during Girl Scout Appreciation Night.
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What a crazy bitch.
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And before you try to cancel me,
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I have two daughters.
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- That's sweet. He's a girl dad.
- Blech!
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This is where the moose sausage gets made.
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You ready to meet and memorize 158 names?
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Oh, uh, sure.
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I'm kidding. There's only 113 of us.
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Okay.
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Hi, y'all.
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This is the incredible Ali Lee, our new
Vice President of Basketball Operations.
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Oh.
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Hi. Uh, I can't wait to get started.
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I am so excited to be here.
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Go Trappers!
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Hmm.
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It's "Goooo Trappers."
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- Oh.
- It's okay.
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- Come on.
- Oh.
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We've arrived.
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Your new home away from home.
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This is incredible.
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Mm-hmm.
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On a clear day,
you can see suburban Buffalo from here.
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- You must be Ali Lee.
- Yes.
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- Welcome.
- Oh, thank you.
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I'm brewing a fresh pot of cocoa.
How do you take yours?
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Uh, with marshmallows and whipped cream.
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Oh, the whole shebang, eh?
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Of course you know Carl, our CEO.
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Oh, CEO.
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Let me guess.
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Cocoa executive officer?
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Magnus, you didn't tell me
you hired Jim Carrey.
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Somebody stop me.
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♪ This one is for the dream ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ This one is for the dream ♪
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Coach, we have an urgent situation
that needs your attention.
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It's Dyson and Travis.
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Oh, is this because I keep mixing up
their names because I got a trick now.
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Dyson is Black.
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Travis is white.
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- That's a good trick.
- Like the cookie.
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Norm, Dyson and Travis hate each other
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because they're fighting over this girl,
Zoé Debay.
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Wait, wait, wait, from Triple Trouble?
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Oh, I used to love that show.
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I'd watch that with my daughter.
Then she married that son of a bitch.
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He's... he's an indoor rock climber.
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- I need you to talk to them and fix it.
- To who? The triplets?
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- You know that's one girl, right?
- The players, Norm.
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- What are you going to say to them?
- Okay, yeah, I get it.
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I got a thing that always works.
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Just... just make sure you come to practice,
and... and I'll put the pieces together.
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Turn it up ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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Bring it in.
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Let's go, hustle up.
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- Bring it in.
- Let's go.
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- Hold this.
- Yeah.
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Okay, gentlemen,
it's come to my attention that...
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...there's some trouble
in the locker room. Huh?
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Maybe over a woman.
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The point is
we're gonna nip it in the bud.
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Hold that up.
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Tell me what you see here.
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Golden Gate Bridge.
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Wrong.
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It's a metaphor.
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I mean, yeah, yeah,
it... it is the Golden Gate Bridge.
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And a lot of brave Italians
lost their lives trying to build it.
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What I'm trying to get at is this puzzle
could be the fucking championship
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if we just bridge our differences
and work together. Heh?
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Okay, now is there something wrong
with this puzzle?
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Travis?
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I mean, obviously two pieces are missing.
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My man! Yes!
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There's two pieces missing.
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Travis... this is you.
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Dyson... this is you.
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You go right in there.
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Mm-hmm.
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- Hold on. He goes in there.
- Yeah.
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No, it's not going in.
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- It's upside down.
- It's not.
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- Rotate it. It's gonna fit.
- The little part's on the top.
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- That corner works.
- Doesn't matter. Here's the point.
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You two, you gotta stop pretending
like you don't fit together.
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- Give me.
- Sure.
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- No, the ball. The ball.
- Here you go.
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Listen, we're gonna do
a couple one-on-ones
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just to work it out.
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Travis, you and Dyson, let's go.
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Check.
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Check.
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Come on, man.
Let's squash this, all right?
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Fuck this shit.
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Oh!
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Whoa. Whoa!
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- Break it up.
- Hey, hey, hey! Whoa!
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Hey! Whoa!
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My new jaw! Come on.
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We need new whistles, man.
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You guys cannot be fighting at practice.
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How did it come to this?
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I told Dyson this would happen,
but what do I know?
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- I've only been in the league 16 years.
- I haven't done anything wrong.
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I was up-front with Travis
about everything, and he said it was fine.
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Bro, and you believed me?
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I lie about everything except my sobriety
'cause that requires rigorous honesty.
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Guys, what's it gonna take
to squash the beef, huh?
247
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,809
Let's not forget you both promised
to do my skit for the Jumbotron.
248
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:28,020
Which, by the way, Marcus,
would love to get you in one of those.
249
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:28,938
Who is this guy?
250
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,649
Travis, how long
are you gonna hold this grudge for?
251
00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,984
Look, no one loves Black love
more than me.
252
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:36,404
All right? I get in trouble
for how much I love it,
253
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,447
but I really like Zoé.
254
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,408
Her show helped me get through rehab.
255
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,994
I brought her
to the locker room first, so I had dibs.
256
00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,204
Told ya.
257
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,373
Whoa, you got dibs? Dyson, not cool.
258
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:48,791
- Thank you.
- All right. All right.
259
00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:51,293
Not that I condone
calling dibs on any woman,
260
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:54,463
but Dyson, could you at least apologize
for your role in this mess?
261
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,132
I already did. He's being a baby.
262
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,218
I'm not a baby, but you're about
to get your ass whooped by a baby.
263
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,678
- Are you a baby or not?
- Whoa, whoa!
264
00:12:00,761 --> 00:12:03,973
- I can't believe I let you look up to me.
- I never looked up to you.
265
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,560
And that's the problem.
266
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:12,022
Benedict Ronald.
267
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:13,691
Travis.
268
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,276
He means Benedict Arnold.
269
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,194
I tried,
270
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,113
but he's crazy.
271
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,539
You did not.
272
00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,709
No way. No way! You're kidding me.
273
00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:32,752
What the--
274
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,712
- Cut!
- Who the hell is this guy?
275
00:12:34,795 --> 00:12:36,380
- You ruined our shot.
- I di...
276
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,007
I'm sorry, Ms. Rinna.
277
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:42,428
- You're not supposed to leave background--
- This is my house. What is happening?
278
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,181
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
This is my boyfriend. I will handle this.
279
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,265
Come here.
280
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:47,975
Oh.
281
00:12:48,058 --> 00:12:49,935
Why is Lisa Rinna in our living room?
282
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,437
Okay, babe, it's the craziest thing.
283
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,731
It turns out
the background gig I was called in for
284
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:56,233
was for Lisa's reality show, Rinna-ssance.
285
00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,945
She might put a colon after it and say,
"Own it, baby," which is her catchphrase.
286
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,281
I know her catchphrase.
What is she doing in my house?
287
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,991
I was playing a server
at her dinner party,
288
00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,368
and somebody dropped a drink,
and I yelled, "Leave it down!"
289
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,246
She laughed so hard
and Taft Hartley'd me to a speaking role.
290
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,166
I said, "Throw a mic on this man
immediately."
291
00:13:12,249 --> 00:13:15,211
We tried to get that line again,
but we couldn't quite recapture the magic.
292
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,213
- My fault.
- But I knew there was something special
293
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,839
about my Char Char Binks.
294
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,133
My new favorite gay.
295
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,468
She wants to add me to the cast.
296
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,678
- We have to shoot things in the house.
- Yeah.
297
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:25,805
Great.
298
00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:27,640
- Ms. Rinna, big fan...
- Thank you.
299
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:30,017
...but could we have a moment here,
just the two of us?
300
00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:30,976
Of course. I get it.
301
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,854
I don't really. I can't relate
'cause Harry Hamlin and I don't fight.
302
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,773
- I know. I know.
- Yeah.
303
00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:37,691
- This is insane.
- I know.
304
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,361
There are porta-potties
blocking Channing Tatum's driveway.
305
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,404
I know, but they said
it's just for today, okay?
306
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,114
Please, Sandy, I need this.
307
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,742
Please, please, please, please.
308
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,453
- Okay.
- Oh, thank you.
309
00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:51,789
I will just be in my bedroom...
310
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:52,957
...watching Andor.
311
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,627
Actually, that's where video village is.
Andy Cohen's chair is in there.
312
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,711
Andy Cohen is here?
313
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,005
Well, no,
but they have to have a chair for him.
314
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,841
All right, man.
We gotta clear the set. Come on.
315
00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:04,260
Ow. Okay, I'm... I'm going. I'm going.
316
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:12,810
Pretty much the worst way
this season could've started,
317
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:16,105
and you-know-who isn't there
to help me fix this mess.
318
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,191
No, she's in Toronto
with her new Canadian friends,
319
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:23,946
like Martin Short and... and Steve Martin
and... and Chevy Chase.
320
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,866
Those are the Three Amigos,
and only one of them is from Canada.
321
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:27,825
What am I gonna do?
322
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:31,662
Couldn't Zoé just at least be a real twin
so that Travis could date one of them?
323
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,663
Okay.
324
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,498
Hey.
325
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:36,876
Do you remember when we first met?
326
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,085
Vaguely.
327
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,754
- I mean, you know I was drunk.
- We all were.
328
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,799
It was the Saddle Ranch.
I had just broken up with my ex, Rachel.
329
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:47,428
I was heartbroken, and then I saw you
330
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:51,682
and your beautiful blonde hair,
mo-- most of it yours,
331
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,935
flowing through the air as you were thrown
from the mechanical bull,
332
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:58,230
and after I helped you
put your top back on,
333
00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,857
it was instant sparks.
334
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:02,443
Okay, I never thought
about Rachel ever again.
335
00:15:03,027 --> 00:15:05,779
Okay, but what dumb psycho
is gonna date Travis?
336
00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,823
That is what I'm trying to tell you.
337
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:08,741
Look...
338
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:14,830
...there is someone out there
for everyone, even Travis,
339
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,834
and that someone for me... is Daft Punk.
340
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,510
Do you have a tampon?
341
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,638
- Uh, what?
- Oh God, I'm sorry.
342
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:33,474
I... I... It's a force of habit.
Ali always had them.
343
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,518
Well, I don't,
but I'm gonna go get you one.
344
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,771
Do you have any preferred tampon spots?
345
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:40,522
Don't you have a girlfriend?
346
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,732
- Oh!
- Ow!
347
00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:43,901
What the...?
348
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:44,818
Oops.
349
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,698
Oh my God, I forgot
I let Brielle Mande work out here.
350
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,368
She's still not allowed to work out
at her team's facility
351
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,535
because she's deranged.
352
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:56,789
We're not even near the basket.
I think she threw that at me.
353
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,123
Hey.
354
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,502
You know I did you a favor
by letting you work out here.
355
00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:05,881
Chill, girl. I said, "Oops."
You on your period or something?
356
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,217
She actually is. Do you have a tampon?
357
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,803
Jackie, can you go now, please?
358
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:17,518
Damn, you look so stressed.
Can't a rich bitch afford Botox?
359
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,812
I will have you know I do plenty of Botox.
360
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,982
Okay? My body just metabolizes it
very quickly.
361
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,525
You eat Botox?
362
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,276
What? Are you insane?
363
00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:28,529
Wait.
364
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,826
- Are you single?
- Girl, I am not gay.
365
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,369
I mean, the rest of my teammates are,
366
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,246
and I was from the age of 19
to last month,
367
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,914
but I... I'm not feeling you.
368
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,374
I'm not asking you out.
369
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,419
I just wanna try
something with you on camera.
370
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:45,421
- What?
- It's... it's not sexual.
371
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,965
I thought it would be cool
if we did a little video
372
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,843
and I played it on the Jumbotron
at the games.
373
00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,678
No. Mm-mm-mm. No.
374
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:56,056
I'm not doing some busted-ass comedy skit
with a nobody.
375
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,349
With a nobody?
376
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:00,686
Like I wanna be seen with your wish.com
Jack Harlow ass.
377
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,438
- Jackie, tell them your idea.
- Oh. Okay.
378
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:06,442
It's basically charades.
379
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,069
No, I'm not playing charades
with this white boy.
380
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:10,529
Who you calling white?
381
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,740
Also, wh... what's charades?
382
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,783
No, this honky's never heard of charades.
383
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,784
Wait. Stop it. Stop it.
384
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,412
You're both white,
and charades is actually a fun game,
385
00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:20,330
so let's just try one and loosen up.
386
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,291
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
387
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,376
This wild ho's been trying
to get with me all day.
388
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:25,419
No way.
389
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,087
She tried to get with me too.
390
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,214
- Yo, for real?
- Yeah.
391
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,050
This wild ho is crazy.
392
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,426
- She is a wild ho.
- Yeah.
393
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,095
I'm Isla Gordon.
394
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,680
I'm the big boss lady.
395
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,141
Glad you're having fun.
396
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,060
Jackie, they're all yours.
397
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,562
How are things going?
398
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:44,897
- Hey.
- Getting acclimated?
399
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:48,275
Yep. It is amazing
how quiet it is in here.
400
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,276
Oh, yeah.
401
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:52,696
There's a special bond in a workplace.
Everyone can hear each other's heartbeat.
402
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:55,449
Yeah. Gil from accounting says
I might have a murmur.
403
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:56,825
- Oh, dear.
- Anyway.
404
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,160
I put together a pitch deck
405
00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,954
of my ideas for increasing revenue
with some product integration
406
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,915
and some fun events
for season ticket holders.
407
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,541
Yeah, awesome.
408
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,794
Hey, uh, I meant to ask you,
409
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,630
what was it like when you told the Gordons
you were leaving?
410
00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,091
It...
411
00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:13,300
It sucked, to be honest.
412
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,220
Did they freak out?
I bet Cam was so upset.
413
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:19,473
And what about Isla?
She probably cried, right?
414
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:23,811
No, she's... she's more of a yeller.
I mean, it... it definitely came as a shock.
415
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,771
Oh, man.
416
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:27,981
Do you wanna take a look at this?
417
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:32,152
Oh no, I gotta go. There's a lockdown
at my daughter's school.
418
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,487
Oh my God, is everything okay?
419
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,280
Just a small bear.
420
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,575
Luanne, have them warm up my car, please.
421
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,203
Uh...
422
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:50,295
Why are we just hovering in a tunnel?
423
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,338
You can go to your seat.
424
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,756
- I'm waiting for Jackie.
- What?
425
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,258
Yo, Isla, thanks for the tickets.
426
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,844
- You're very welcome, Brielle.
- I didn't know I'd be front row.
427
00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,931
- Should I have worn underwear?
- Yes. No matter what row, yes.
428
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,766
- Cool, good tip.
- Yeah.
429
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:05,894
Oh, Charli XCX is here.
430
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,105
We gotta make sure
she has passes to the lounge.
431
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,232
What? I can't hear you
because of my chin brace.
432
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,984
Charli XCX arrived.
433
00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:13,443
Charlie Rose died?
434
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,695
Oh, no.
435
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,821
I got your tampons.
436
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,115
I didn't know your size,
so I... I just guessed large.
437
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:20,909
- Oh, you're on your period.
- God, stop it!
438
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,578
Just...
439
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,043
Oh, look who showed up.
440
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:37,176
She hates my ass.
441
00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:39,720
I'm into it.
442
00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,722
Let's play charades!
443
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,348
Uh...
444
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,101
What the f*** are you doing?
445
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,686
Orange. Pokémon.
446
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:49,271
Hat. Top hat. Top hat!
447
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,647
It's f***ing popcorn.
448
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,858
- You're not--
- The category is food.
449
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,777
- God d*****! ****!
- How many other f***ing foods can it be?
450
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,070
All right, next word.
451
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,199
Three-two. Three-two.
452
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:03,327
LA has been locked in tonight
as Gibbs gets another steal.
453
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,369
Waves on the attack.
454
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:05,954
Bugg to Gibbs.
455
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,624
Slam dunk!
456
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,919
Timeout Milwaukee after
a thunderous alley-oop from Bugg to Dyson.
457
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:12,836
Nice.
458
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,881
That's Travis Bugg's
13th assist of the night.
459
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,675
It's the puzzle. That works every time.
460
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,719
No, I fixed it, Norm.
461
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,678
Never fails.
462
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:26,725
- I just met Charli XCX.
- Oh!
463
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:28,644
I told her about Charlie Rose.
464
00:20:29,853 --> 00:20:30,771
She's devastated.
465
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,065
Oh God, Ness,
you don't need to talk so loud.
466
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:33,982
What?
467
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:39,154
♪ I'm coming for the crowd
It's a shutdown ♪
468
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:41,156
- Hey.
- Hi.
469
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,324
You need anything else?
470
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,369
Nope, I'm good.
Great job on the Jumbotron tonight.
471
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:48,080
Oh, thanks.
I'm actually working on a new idea.
472
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:51,291
It's like charades, but you have
to describe the words with pictures.
473
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,543
Oh, so Pictionary?
474
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,087
Man!
475
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,174
Hey, first win of the season.
You want a beer?
476
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:04,263
No, I'm meeting up with Sofia,
but you have a good night.
477
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,265
All right. See ya, Jackie.
478
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:12,896
♪ Yeah, ooh ♪
479
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:19,278
♪ I've been afraid
To ask you to come back to the city ♪
480
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,993
♪ I know it's not looking good... ♪
481
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:28,537
Toronto beat Orlando, 111-109,
482
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:34,001
and LA got their first win of the season
over Milwaukee, 99-85.
483
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:37,671
♪ Just give me some time ♪
484
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,966
♪ Just give me some time ♪
485
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,051
♪ Why don't you miss me? ♪
486
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,223
♪ Why don't you miss me? ♪
487
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,186
♪ Why don't you miss me? ♪
488
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:58,817
♪ Winter's coming
I bet it's tough in the country ♪
489
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:06,366
♪ It's getting cold and dark ♪
490
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:10,203
♪ So, baby, don’t you want me ♪
491
00:22:13,999 --> 00:22:19,379
- ♪ I can’t be trusted when I'm all alone ♪
- ♪ When I'm all alone ♪
492
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:23,216
♪ When all you give me is a telephone ♪
493
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,387
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
- ♪ Oh, baby ♪
494
00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,556
♪ I think it's time to come home ♪
495
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:33,435
♪ Come back
Come back home ♪
496
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:38,482
♪ Now I know that
You need someone to love you ♪
497
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:43,153
- ♪ But I need something tonight ♪
- ♪ I need ♪
498
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:50,118
♪ Don’t hide away
That love light shining above you ♪
499
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:54,289
♪ Just give me some time ♪
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