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be with not enough bedrooms i know she does this she's so cheap yeah it's like

how much more would it be really to just book a place with like an extra bedroom

so we could like have our own rooms she does it every time it doesn't surprise

me yeah but it's like it's getting old like i don't i feel like we're too old

be like just sharing a bed and shit on family vacation i like my own space but

whatever it's not like

Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. It's like, why do we always come to Florida?

Florida sucks.

Florida does not suck.

Florida's the best. I love Florida. There's nothing to do here.

They have beaches.

They have bars.

Yeah, but the beach is stupid. Sand just gets, like, everywhere.

I have to, like, walk around with, like, sand in my ass crack.

You're saying that's what you're worried about?

Yeah, and it's, like, hot. I'm, like, sweating everywhere.

The girls out here, why don't you go to the beach with me later?

The girls are here a lot.

I'm not going to talk to any girls.

Why?

Because girls are scary.

Girls are scary?

Yeah, I was just like, I can't, what am I going to call them and say, like, hey,

what's up?

Yeah, let's start a conversation.

No. They're nice out here, too.

What if they're like, ew, gross, get away from me.

No, it's fine.

I believe in you.

I'm just, I'm not good at talking to girls, you know that. Okay, I'll be your

wingman. Woman, whatever.

I'll help you out.

How are you going to help me or my stepsister?

What do you know about getting girls?

I mean, I'll start the conversation and hype you up and I'm a good wing person.

I got you.

Let's just, I'm kind of tired. Let's take a nap or something.

Yeah, the flight made me so tired I wanted to take a nap too.

Alright, fine.

If you'll bring my wingman, wingwoman, I might go to the beach.

But you have to like make me look cool.

Okay, I will let you know to where.

Just be chill.

I'm chill? Don't be like nervous or anything.

I got you.

Yeah, I got you.

It's easy to talk to dogs.

Not that hard.

I'm gonna get the stress.

It's too tight right now.

Whoa, are you just gonna do that right here?

Something weird. It's not like you haven't seen it before.

Yeah, but...

Just like a bathroom.

It's childish.

It's all the way on the other side of the house.

I don't change in front of you.

I mean, you don't have boobs and stuff. It doesn't... It's nothing weird.

I don't have any shorts at all.

Let's get you over it.

Fine. I'm so bad.

Are you setting an alarm?

Yeah, for like, what, like an hour?

Huh? For what, like an hour?

Yeah. And the sun will still be out.

Okay. Come on.

I'm nervous about the beach later.

Are you nervous?

Yeah.

I'm scared. I don't want to talk to girls.

I told you, I got you. Well, like, get some drinks and just, like, go down the

beach, chill.

Don't be worried about it.

Amen.

Amen.

Amen.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Mm -hmm.

Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

Did you ever smell that?

Uh -huh.

Hmm.

Uh -huh.

Thank you.

I'm sorry.