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- Hey, ladies...
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-Dallas is finally startingto cool down, y'all.
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-That's why...-♪ We're just a wish away ♪
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-I hada strange premonition.
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-...show fueledby lattes.
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-Ed Sheeran's back on tourat the Dallas...
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-I want to hear aboutyour worst friends. Call us...
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-♪ The queen passed out ♪
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♪ In her balcony
when I came out ♪
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♪ The king
ordered his men ♪
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♪ To close their eyes
and say a prayer out loud ♪
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♪ Scantily clad woman ♪
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♪ Scantily clad man ♪
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♪ Scantily clad woman ♪
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♪ Scantily clad man ♪
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♪ The pope fled at once ♪
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♪ When I walked upstage
and had no shame ♪
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-♪ The knights went to war ♪
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♪ When I kissed her
in that pink beret ♪
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♪ Oh, what a big disgrace ♪
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-Oh, fuck! My dick!
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Ow!
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-♪ Scantily clad woman ♪
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♪ Scantily clad man ♪
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♪ Scantily clad woman ♪
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♪ Ooooh ooh ooh ♪
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-♪ Skin clear, hair shiny ♪
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♪ Girls and gays like me ♪
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♪ Tap, I'm on your screen ♪
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-Lunchtime, freaks.
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-Oh, my God,
it's the Free Eden girls.
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It's impossible
to get a job there.
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They're like mall royalty.
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-Here comes mother.
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-The Fruits are so hot.
-Isn't there a fourth one?
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-I heard she went crazy.
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-Cherry...
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-Wait, don't they pay?
-We don't charge the Fruits.
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-Apple's a bitch.
-She's so much more than that.
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-♪ I serve my Pop Girl Chic ♪
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-I need my shawarma.
Gimme, gimme!
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Thank you.
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-Do you want some?
-No.
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-I heard she was a wrangler.
-She waved at me once.
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-Oh, my God,
I want to be her.
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-My cowgirl.
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-Her fits are pristine.
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-You hungry?
-What?
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-Oh, my God.
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-Want some ranch with that?
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-Look.
Did you see them?
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-Give me the goss, bitch.
-Oh, my God.
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-See you Wednesday.
-Bye!
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-I love Fig.
She's my favorite.
-Go!
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-God, I wish I was named
after a fruit.
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-Colin, get real.
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-I want them
to spit in my mouth.
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-God, they are so hot.
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-Bro, she doesn't even know
you exist.
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-♪ The way that I am walking,
it's my accessory ♪
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-Fig, hit 10K today.
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Cherry, you get to help me
unbox the new shipment.
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I'm basically
selling for two now,
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so if I want to make manager...
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-Wait, are you preggy?
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-No!
No, she's talking about --
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-Don't say her name.
She does not work here anymore.
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Obvi I'm not pregnant.
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What if I had a boy and had to
name him, like,
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Bob or some shit?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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Apple, you would make such
a better manager than Sharon.
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- Yeah. Whatever it takes
to get rid of Sharon.
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- Sharon.
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-I think gummy bears
are making me high.
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-Yeah,
you need a new addiction
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like I need a tiny
little bolero jacket.
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-Wait, what if we asked Sharon
to hire someone new
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to replace
She Who Shall Not Be Named?
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-No, I do not need
another cracked-out mini-me.
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-Yeah, we don't need anybody,
Fig.
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We're ride or die.
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-Oh!
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We do not take the escalator
in our skinny heels.
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-I'm going pee.
-Okay.
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-Alone. 'Kay, bye.
-Okay.
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-Hey, y'all.
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- Ooh!
Free samples.
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-No!
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Hey.
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Um, I don't know
what you do at these ren faires,
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but, you know, here at the mall
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we don't talk to
the Sister Sweet's, Fig.
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-Um, actually,
it's Sister Salt's.
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-Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Put that back. Put that down.
Put that down.
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Yeah.
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Okay, let's go.
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-Bye.
-No, don't wave at her!
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-What?
-She'll get the wrong idea.
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And Apple says
that
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And Parmesan cheese?
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-And then I threw
my hot coffee on his dick.
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-Wait,
your coffee or your latte?
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-Latte. Stop. This is serious.
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-Oh, my God, I'm sorry.
You're right.
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-My hot latte on his dick
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'cause obviously I was not gonna
let this man come.
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-Oh, my God, of course.
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-But you know what
the most beautiful part is?
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-I got you an extra latte
this morning.
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I had the forethought
to get you an extra latte.
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It's like we're rebelling
against the patriarchy together.
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-Cherry, you have to work
on this compulsion you have
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to make yourself
the main character
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in everyone else's story.
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-It's exhausting.
-Yeah.
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-This better be something
I can sell the shit out of.
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-Hey, ladies.
So, for you, that'll be 800.
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Thank you.
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And this three-piece is
actually on sale for 2,500.
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You're so lucky.
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-I know. It's great.
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-Ah, the receipts
will be e-mailed to you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God. Hi!
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Oh, these are so good.
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Have you ever tried them
all together at once?
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It's, like, amazing.
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-Oh!
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Glitter miniskirts.
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The Hilary Duff collab
is back.
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Thank Goddess.
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-I'm such a Gordo.
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-No, you're a Miranda.
Fig's a Gordo.
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-What's your name again?
-Pumpkin.
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-Dead-ass?
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-Dead-ass what?
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-Wait, is that like,
a flavor or something?
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-No, it's my name.
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-I knew there was
something special about you.
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-You did?
-Yeah.
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Sorry, we just have a thing
about Sister Salt's.
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It's, like,
bottom of the food chain.
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Next to Keep Calm and Cookie On,
you know what I mean?
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Kind of invisible to us.
Sorry.
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-It's okay.
My job doesn't define me.
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My hotness
and my personality do.
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And are you guys hiring?
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- Fig, have you hit 10K yet?
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'Cause Cherry and I are up hereworking our fucking tits off.
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We need youto pull your weight.
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Love you, babe.
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-Copy, Apple.
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-Who's that?
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-Why don't you come back
tomorrow,
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but don't bring the pretzels,
okay?
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They're like poison here.
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Actually, bring the pretzels,
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but only bring
the cinnamon ones.
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Apple loves cinnamon.
Naturally.
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-Thanks, Fig.
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-Thanks, Pumpkin.
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- Hey, Fruits.
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So I know that we don't want tohire anyone else,
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but I just met thissupercute girl.
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Her essence is so boho babe,
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and she hasa great personality.
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She's a bit of a fixer-upper,
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but I told herto come back tomorrow.
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Okay, I got to go.
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There's a woman down herewearing sweatpants
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and going through a breakup.
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It's a lot.Okay, bye.
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-Ohhhhhh!
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Fuck!
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-I keep telling you
your nails are a safety hazard.
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But I like them so much.
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-Freshly baked pretzel?
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-I love cinnamon.
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-I heard.
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-Do I know you?
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-I don't think so.
I just got here last week.
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-Are you looking for a job,
babe?
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Bright and early?
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-I have a job.
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-Do you like this job?
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-I get that dough.
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-Fig, get me an application.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-They look like
little shits.
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So how do you take
your coffee?
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-I don't. It makes me vom.
I drink tea.
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-Okay, we can work on that.
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Do you ever feel alone
sometimes?
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-I have a heart tattoo
on my pinky.
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-Mm.
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-I think anybody
with a tiny heart
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tattooed on their body
is deeply alone.
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-Mm-hmm.
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-I think I got it
because my parents
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couldn't afford to buy me
American Girl dolls
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when I was little.
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I think I'd like
to be a doll myself.
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I'd like for someone
to braid my hair.
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-Oh, my God!
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So rude.
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What's your name?
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-Pumpkin.
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-Yeah, I know.
It's really Pumpkin.
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-We're all fruits
here at Free Eden.
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-what are you up to tonight?
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-Uh, well,
I was gonna go home
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and make a chocolate cake
with my mom.
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-But, like, what do you want to
be up to tonight?
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-Attention, shoppers.
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The Dallas Highland Place Mallis now closed.
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Please make your wayto the exit.
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-Burn it.
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Come on.
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-So are you from Oklahoma?
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-Uh, what?
No.
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-Oh, that's crazy,
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because you were
totally giving off
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a scissor-tailed
flycatcher vibe.
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Happens all the time.
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That's the state bird
of Oklahoma.
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-Um, are we allowed
to be in here?
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-Technically, no.
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I know a lot
about state birds.
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No one really liked me
in high school,
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so I know a lot
about state birds.
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-What's the state bird
of Texas?
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-Holy shit. Uh...
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Holy shit, I'm blanking on it.
Oh, my God. Oh...
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-Are you from Texas?
I'm just -- I'm from Plano.
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-Oh, yeah.
I'm from Irving.
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It's over
by the Cowboys' stadium.
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And then Apple is
from Grapevine,
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which is actually
kind of close to you.
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And then Cherry is
from Highland Park.
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-Whoa.
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-Oh, don't worry.
She's not rich.
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After her whole family died,
she didn't inherit anything.
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Life insurance system
is so broken,
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you know what I mean?
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-After her entire family died?
-Well, yeah.
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Apple and Cherry are part
of an elite dead-dads club.
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- Me too.
- FOMO!
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The northern mockingbird.
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That's the state bird of Texas.
The northern mockingbird.
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I can't believe I forgot
that one.
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You ask a lot
of questions, Pumpkin.
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I like it.
255
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,273
-Blow me.
256
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,853
Blow me.
257
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,589
-I don't really smoke.
258
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,158
-It's not smoking,
it's praying.
259
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,372
You're a natural, babe.
260
00:13:58,472 --> 00:13:59,774
Welcome to Paradise.
261
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,611
-♪ Put on your hat,
psychic cat ♪
262
00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:05,747
♪ Tell us the news ♪
263
00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,015
♪ As we cruise ♪
264
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:16,924
-♪ Cru-u-u-u-u-ise ♪
265
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:21,895
-♪ Where do you go
when we blow? ♪
266
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,430
♪ You look so fine ♪
267
00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,633
-Of the tree.
Winter.
268
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,207
-Of the root.
Summer.
269
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,015
-Cherry's sober.
270
00:14:42,851 --> 00:14:43,852
-Okay.
271
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,452
Cool.
272
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:50,023
-Okay, now you say
where your fruit comes from
273
00:14:50,124 --> 00:14:51,992
and the peak season.
274
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,763
-So you would say,
"Of the..."
275
00:14:54,863 --> 00:14:56,230
"Bush. Spring."
276
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:02,403
-Uh, okay.
Of the...dirt.
277
00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,004
And, uh, Halloween.
278
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:07,007
-It's a vine.
Pumpkins grow on vines.
279
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:08,710
I looked it up.
I Googled it.
280
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:11,278
Just to make sure that it was
actually also a fruit --
281
00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:14,214
-Cherry.
You need to be more trusting.
282
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,283
That's another unattractive
quality we have to work on.
283
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:18,018
-Sorry.
284
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,987
I just couldn't pass up
the opportunity
285
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,355
for a good background check.
286
00:15:21,455 --> 00:15:24,559
-Y'all, Halloween is
in the fall.
287
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:26,460
-I know.
-That's bananas.
288
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:28,929
-We've finally completed
the retail season.
289
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,232
-Well, if we agree
that a pumpkin is a fruit,
290
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,301
because some scientists believe
that it's actually a vegetable.
291
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,970
-I'm sorry, Cherry, do you
actually fucking hate women?
292
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,306
-What?
-I thought you were
ride or die, babe.
293
00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:42,476
-I am.
I am both ride and die.
294
00:15:42,577 --> 00:15:45,713
-Oh, so are you staying,
or are you going?
295
00:15:49,450 --> 00:15:51,151
-Um...
296
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:57,458
Oh, my God.
The retail cycle is complete.
297
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,160
This is cosmic.
298
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:01,896
-Let's begin the induction.
299
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,876
-Okay, I'm sorry,
but what is freaking going on?
300
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,778
-What do you mean, babes?
301
00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:18,479
-Is it -- Is it --
Is that blood?
302
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:20,347
Um, I just, um...
303
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,450
Is it weird
that I'm confused right now?
304
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,185
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
305
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,287
-Are you guys witches?
306
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:30,090
-What is your definition
of a witch?
307
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:37,064
-Um...broomsticks and spells,
I guess.
308
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,333
- And Nicole Kidman.
- Yes.
309
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,503
-I studied the occult,
alchemy, astrology,
310
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,136
astral projection.
311
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,807
-Where our consciousness
can exist without our bodies.
312
00:16:45,907 --> 00:16:47,341
-Fig, has a degree
in astrophysics.
313
00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,878
-I'm saving up
for grad school.
314
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:54,181
-Our magic isn't
some witch-talk rip-off
315
00:16:54,281 --> 00:16:56,818
fluffy-bunny bullshit.
316
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,386
To put it simply,
317
00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,524
our magic
is the mundane shit
318
00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:05,292
you would have been executed for
in Salem.
319
00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:09,129
Being a witch
is being a sister.
320
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,231
And we all need sisterhood
to survive.
321
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:15,068
That's why I created Paradise.
322
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,739
You must follow three rules.
323
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,778
-Rule one --
We follow the shine theory.
324
00:17:23,878 --> 00:17:26,781
Shine theory states
women illuminate
325
00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:30,050
when they surround themselves
with other women who shine,
326
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,120
and they don't do anything
to dim their light.
327
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,992
-Rule two -- the vindicar.
328
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,127
The demon that derives pleasure
329
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:44,264
from other people's
pain and misery.
330
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:47,134
You must banish vindicars.
331
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,771
-And most importantly,
rule three --
332
00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:53,541
We only text boys
using emojis.
333
00:17:53,641 --> 00:17:54,943
Right, Fig?
334
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,645
-Well, Norman's not
my boyfriend, so...
335
00:17:57,745 --> 00:17:59,112
-He better not be.
336
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,020
Goats milk,
thigh gaps,
337
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,989
rose petals, bone caps,
338
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,891
truffle oil, bitch slap,
339
00:18:09,991 --> 00:18:12,560
blood clots, juice press.
340
00:18:17,832 --> 00:18:19,466
-Hold my finger.
341
00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,540
-Slap me.
342
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:29,677
What?
343
00:18:29,777 --> 00:18:32,112
-Do it.
344
00:18:32,814 --> 00:18:34,181
-No.
345
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:39,787
-Boo.
346
00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:41,656
I really thought you --
347
00:18:46,694 --> 00:18:49,864
Oh, my gosh,
I'm -- I'm so sorry. I...
348
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:56,303
-No worries, babe.
That was the last ingredient.
349
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,309
Drink up.
350
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:21,596
Good girl.
351
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,231
Come with.
352
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:31,139
Welcome to confessional.
353
00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:34,108
This is a safe space
where we confess our sins
354
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,010
to the ultimate femme martyr.
355
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:39,212
You must address her
by her stage name.
356
00:19:40,782 --> 00:19:42,016
-Which is?
357
00:19:42,116 --> 00:19:45,086
-Marilyn.
358
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,055
Monroe.
359
00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:48,623
Duh.
360
00:19:48,723 --> 00:19:52,060
No man could control her.
Not even the president.
361
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,929
And we honor that sacrifice.
362
00:19:57,632 --> 00:19:59,934
-Am I supposed to look
in the mirror?
363
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:01,969
-Yeah, babe.
364
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:03,437
-Uh, wait, but I just,
I don't --
365
00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:05,940
I don't have anything
to confess, so...
366
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,342
-I wouldn't be so sure
about that.
367
00:20:18,786 --> 00:20:21,689
-Uh...
368
00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:22,724
Marilyn.
369
00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:25,860
Hello, Marilyn.
370
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,963
Well, I guess it's
kind of cool to finally have
371
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:30,732
some female friends.
372
00:20:30,832 --> 00:20:32,967
I just...
373
00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:35,335
I don't know
if I buy all of this.
374
00:20:36,871 --> 00:20:41,843
The whole
"girls supporting girls" thing.
375
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,011
Paradise.
376
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:47,081
The shine theory.
377
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:48,448
I mean,
don't -- don't get me wrong.
378
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:51,853
I -- I wish it was real,
but...
379
00:20:58,192 --> 00:21:01,495
I guess sisterhood just
doesn't come naturally to me.
380
00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:08,435
And look, I-I tried to be
the girl with the...
381
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:12,807
matching friendship tattoos
and -- and the burning sage,
382
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:16,644
but, uh, it didn't really --
didn't really work.
383
00:21:16,744 --> 00:21:19,446
All I was left with was,
you know,
384
00:21:19,547 --> 00:21:23,551
a weird heart on my knuckle
385
00:21:23,651 --> 00:21:25,620
and a hamster with asthma.
386
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,522
That's...well.
387
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:34,327
I mean, maybe she's not a...
388
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:38,166
Maybe she could finally teach me
how to...
389
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:47,809
Apple? Hello?
390
00:21:48,910 --> 00:21:50,778
Are you all down here?
391
00:21:54,282 --> 00:21:55,817
Oh.
392
00:21:57,718 --> 00:21:59,787
What? No!
393
00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:03,124
Bitches!
394
00:22:03,224 --> 00:22:04,292
Fuck!
395
00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:08,196
Hey, mom. Um, yeah. Sorry, I --
396
00:22:08,296 --> 00:22:09,864
Yeah. I'm okay.
397
00:22:09,964 --> 00:22:12,800
I'm having -- I'm having
a slumber party tonight.
398
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,105
Yeah. It's her.
399
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:23,611
I don't know,
but...I'm gonna find out.
400
00:22:28,249 --> 00:22:29,717
-Good morning, shoppers.
401
00:22:29,817 --> 00:22:33,654
The mall stores will openin 30 minutes.
402
00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:37,758
-Power walking is hard.
403
00:22:45,299 --> 00:22:47,500
-Is she deceased?
404
00:22:50,771 --> 00:22:54,242
Her latte is gonna get cold.
405
00:22:54,342 --> 00:22:55,776
-You smell that?
406
00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:57,078
-Yeah.
407
00:22:57,178 --> 00:23:00,413
Smells like puppy's breath
and cinnamon sticks.
408
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,216
-Is someone wearing --
409
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:08,890
-The Mojave body mist?
410
00:23:08,990 --> 00:23:11,659
Yeah, I'm wearing it.
411
00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:15,196
-♪ Hair down, hoops on ♪
412
00:23:15,296 --> 00:23:17,198
♪ Bottoms up, pop the trunk ♪
413
00:23:17,298 --> 00:23:19,200
♪ Dirty shoes, cowhide rug ♪
414
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,235
♪ You know
we don't give a fuck ♪
415
00:23:21,335 --> 00:23:23,403
♪ Said I wouldn't dare
cross over ♪
416
00:23:23,504 --> 00:23:26,307
♪ Watch me take
this whole shit over ♪
417
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:32,179
-You are so Andy Sachs
right now.
418
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,215
-I got you
a pumpkin spice latte.
419
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:36,416
-Coffee makes me vom.
420
00:23:36,517 --> 00:23:39,120
-Miranda Priestly would totally
take you to Paris.
421
00:23:42,523 --> 00:23:45,226
-You might be ready
for your trial shift.
422
00:23:45,326 --> 00:23:46,694
-I'm not already hired?
423
00:23:46,794 --> 00:23:48,495
-Oh, no, Sharon has to
approve of you first.
424
00:23:48,596 --> 00:23:51,098
-Who is Sharon?
-The manager.
425
00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:52,600
-For now.
426
00:23:53,968 --> 00:23:57,305
-♪ Ride the boat,
you might get booked ♪
427
00:23:57,405 --> 00:23:59,307
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
428
00:23:59,407 --> 00:24:01,409
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
429
00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:03,644
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
430
00:24:03,744 --> 00:24:06,047
♪ Pull you up
by your bootstraps ♪
431
00:24:09,250 --> 00:24:11,484
-What did he look like?
-He looked like a critter.
432
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:13,921
-Oh, okay.
433
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:16,691
-Perf.
434
00:24:16,791 --> 00:24:18,592
-You could take this one,
Pumpkin.
435
00:24:22,363 --> 00:24:23,698
-Hi!
436
00:24:23,798 --> 00:24:25,967
Um, anything
I can help you with today?
437
00:24:26,067 --> 00:24:27,835
-Uh, what do girls like?
438
00:24:27,935 --> 00:24:29,704
-Uh...
439
00:24:29,804 --> 00:24:33,307
-Hey, Belinda,
stop chasing Mackenzie.
440
00:24:33,407 --> 00:24:35,109
Sorry, I'm a bit of a mess.
441
00:24:35,209 --> 00:24:36,744
-Oh, don't I know it?
442
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:39,313
I used to put my dad through
all sorts of shenanigans,
443
00:24:39,413 --> 00:24:40,982
but, you know, don't worry.
444
00:24:41,082 --> 00:24:44,418
They'll always be
daddy's little girls at heart.
445
00:24:44,518 --> 00:24:46,320
I know I still am.
446
00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:48,122
Um, so what --
what can I help you with?
447
00:24:48,222 --> 00:24:49,724
-Uh --
-Hey, babe.
448
00:24:49,824 --> 00:24:51,525
-Oh. Hi.
449
00:24:51,625 --> 00:24:53,394
-Momfluencer.
450
00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:56,564
-Yeah.
-Oh, my God.
451
00:24:56,664 --> 00:24:58,466
Do you have sand
in your ass crack?
452
00:24:58,566 --> 00:25:01,302
Because you are giving
beach babe.
453
00:25:01,402 --> 00:25:03,304
Where is your tan from?
454
00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:05,239
-Oh, we were just in Galveston.
455
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:07,308
-But I'm not sure
if it's big enough
456
00:25:07,408 --> 00:25:10,745
because they want it to block
both my face and my baby.
457
00:25:10,845 --> 00:25:12,680
-That is so thoughtful of you.
458
00:25:12,780 --> 00:25:15,583
I honestly think if I had a kid,
I would never think of them.
459
00:25:15,683 --> 00:25:18,886
- Oh, my God,
what is her name?
460
00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,821
-Oh, it's a boy.
461
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:24,358
-Sorry.
462
00:25:24,458 --> 00:25:26,427
-You just need a little fabric,
sweetie.
463
00:25:26,527 --> 00:25:28,195
Just a little.
464
00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:30,664
-Ooh!
465
00:25:31,432 --> 00:25:33,601
-Houdini over here.
466
00:25:36,137 --> 00:25:38,873
- Ah...ah?
467
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,056
-Oh.
-Galveston.
468
00:25:55,156 --> 00:25:58,025
Virgin Mary, holy being.
469
00:25:58,125 --> 00:25:59,994
-Are you a poet?
470
00:26:00,094 --> 00:26:01,829
-No, I'm a witch.
471
00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:03,564
You conjure confidence
here at Free Eden.
472
00:26:03,664 --> 00:26:07,068
And, babe, this is just --
-You look amazing.
473
00:26:07,168 --> 00:26:08,335
-Gorge.
474
00:26:09,303 --> 00:26:10,571
-Wow.
475
00:26:11,540 --> 00:26:12,807
-Baby!
476
00:26:12,907 --> 00:26:16,511
-♪ Good luck, take it all ♪
477
00:26:16,610 --> 00:26:18,879
♪ I don't need it ♪
478
00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:23,317
-Thank you!
479
00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:26,353
-Bye, girls!
480
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:28,222
-Thank you so much.
481
00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,693
-He was so sweet.
482
00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:35,196
Makes me really miss my dad.
483
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,933
-What, because he bought them
stuff, he's a good guy?
484
00:26:39,033 --> 00:26:40,801
They probably caught him
with his mistress or something.
485
00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:43,971
It's called a payoff present.
-You don't know that.
486
00:26:45,673 --> 00:26:47,408
-Men are two faced, Pumpkin.
487
00:26:47,509 --> 00:26:48,909
Come on.
488
00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:57,051
-What was that?
-Nothing.
489
00:26:58,018 --> 00:27:00,654
Code dill.
I repeat, code dill.
490
00:27:00,754 --> 00:27:03,491
Go upstairs. Don't engage.
491
00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,960
-Do y'all know her?
-Copy, code dill.
492
00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,428
Vindicar.
493
00:27:07,529 --> 00:27:10,231
-Apple, in my office.
494
00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:17,138
-Yes.
Reporting another incident.
495
00:27:18,439 --> 00:27:21,610
Apple, this cannot happen
again with the new girl.
496
00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:23,644
-It won't.
497
00:27:26,914 --> 00:27:28,449
Let's go on a field trip.
498
00:27:34,755 --> 00:27:36,724
You have so much potential,
Pumpkin.
499
00:27:36,824 --> 00:27:39,860
I see so much of myself in you.
500
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,633
You know, when I was a sales
girl, not yet a saleswoman,
501
00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:48,269
I had a knack for making
something out of nothing.
502
00:27:50,204 --> 00:27:53,774
Even when I was a tiny little
Apple, I had a green thumb.
503
00:27:55,009 --> 00:27:58,846
I made my own Paradise
out of...
504
00:27:58,946 --> 00:28:03,184
playgrounds, doll houses,
505
00:28:03,284 --> 00:28:05,319
oversized Costco boxes.
506
00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:09,456
Because I had to.
-Had to what?
507
00:28:09,558 --> 00:28:11,292
-Survive.
508
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:16,764
Women who don't have a garden
won't grow.
509
00:28:16,864 --> 00:28:18,866
What did that one bitch say,
510
00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:21,468
"a room of one's own"?
511
00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:23,370
-Virginia Woolf.
512
00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:25,306
-No, that doesn't sound right.
513
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:32,012
Anyways, we have to create
spaces for ourselves.
514
00:28:33,582 --> 00:28:35,749
Rip out the weeds.
515
00:28:35,849 --> 00:28:38,052
Throw out the snakes.
516
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,890
There's always work to be done
to protect your garden.
517
00:28:44,858 --> 00:28:46,260
We can do it together.
518
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:48,829
-Are you looking to buy?
-Yeah, if I can find it.
519
00:28:50,998 --> 00:28:53,367
-Look at what
we already accomplished today.
520
00:28:56,705 --> 00:28:59,373
When we met,
521
00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,809
I felt this connection.
522
00:29:03,143 --> 00:29:04,979
Like blood.
523
00:29:06,648 --> 00:29:08,516
-You did?
-Did you?
524
00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:16,490
Which is why I'm happy to say...
525
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:20,127
...you're hired, babe.
526
00:29:20,227 --> 00:29:21,563
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
527
00:29:21,663 --> 00:29:24,064
Where the fuck is
the pumpkin charm?
528
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,702
Thank you so much.
529
00:29:27,801 --> 00:29:30,337
I could have used
that about ten minutes ago.
530
00:29:33,073 --> 00:29:35,309
Jane is the ultimate girl boss.
531
00:29:35,409 --> 00:29:37,278
She really does it all.
532
00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:40,080
I wish I could hold down
that many jobs.
533
00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:49,056
OMG, Pumpkin.
534
00:29:49,156 --> 00:29:51,492
Jane Does Detective
is my favorite.
535
00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:54,529
Look at her little khaki trench!
536
00:29:54,629 --> 00:29:55,863
You shouldn't have.
537
00:29:55,963 --> 00:29:57,798
-I mean, well,
you needed a talisman
538
00:29:57,898 --> 00:30:00,535
and she is the ultimate
girlboss.
539
00:30:00,635 --> 00:30:02,236
-So true.
540
00:30:02,336 --> 00:30:03,904
-My talisman is
Shirley Temple.
541
00:30:04,004 --> 00:30:05,607
-The, uh, dead child actress?
542
00:30:05,707 --> 00:30:07,941
-No, no.
My 9-year-old Scottish fold.
543
00:30:08,042 --> 00:30:09,476
It's the same kind of cat
that Taylor Swift has.
544
00:30:09,577 --> 00:30:11,579
-A lot of people thought
that she discovered Ed Sheeran,
545
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:12,681
but she didn't.
546
00:30:12,781 --> 00:30:13,715
-We should name her Marilyn.
547
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:15,082
-Oh, no, no, no.
548
00:30:15,182 --> 00:30:17,318
I think she should be part
of the group.
549
00:30:21,155 --> 00:30:23,692
-You should do the honors
of unpacking those.
550
00:30:23,792 --> 00:30:26,561
-Oh, Apple.
I had dibs on the stilettos.
551
00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:29,229
-Oh, are you literally
an infant?
552
00:30:32,433 --> 00:30:36,036
-Well, no.
-You can unbox these, babe.
553
00:30:39,741 --> 00:30:43,277
-Do you think Pumpkin is
Apple's Mini-Me?
554
00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:47,481
Why does she like her so much?
555
00:30:50,984 --> 00:30:53,087
Keep your enemies close.
556
00:30:54,988 --> 00:30:56,423
-Hi.
-Hey.
557
00:30:56,524 --> 00:30:58,827
-What are you guys doing?
-Yeah, no, we're just --
558
00:30:58,926 --> 00:31:00,160
-I love your hair.
559
00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:20,615
-Happy winter solstice.
560
00:31:20,715 --> 00:31:22,717
Fall is over.
561
00:31:22,817 --> 00:31:25,854
Pumpkin has completed
her retail cycle.
562
00:31:25,953 --> 00:31:28,656
So, we celebrate
her first month with us
563
00:31:28,757 --> 00:31:30,958
and welcome...
564
00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:34,027
the birth of the sun.
-The birth of the sun.
565
00:31:34,128 --> 00:31:37,331
-♪ When you're lying here
in my arms ♪
566
00:31:37,431 --> 00:31:39,900
♪ I'm finding it
hard to believe ♪
567
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,435
-Open up.
568
00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:43,370
-♪ We're in heaven ♪
569
00:31:45,573 --> 00:31:50,043
♪ Now nothing can change
what you mean to me ♪
570
00:31:51,412 --> 00:31:54,716
♪ There's a lot
that I could say ♪
571
00:31:54,816 --> 00:31:58,252
♪ But just hold me now ♪
572
00:31:58,352 --> 00:32:02,122
♪ Because our love
will light the way ♪
573
00:32:02,222 --> 00:32:05,159
♪ Baby, you're all that I want ♪
574
00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:08,897
♪ When you're lying here
in my arms ♪
575
00:32:08,996 --> 00:32:11,965
♪ I'm finding it
hard to believe ♪
576
00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,167
♪ We're in heaven ♪
577
00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:15,969
-What did we take?
-Sequins.
578
00:32:16,069 --> 00:32:18,071
It's a placebo, babe.
579
00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:21,041
This is just what
Paradise feels like.
580
00:32:21,141 --> 00:32:22,911
-♪ ...there in your heart ♪
581
00:32:23,010 --> 00:32:25,979
♪ It isn't too hard to see ♪
582
00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:28,850
♪ We're in heaven ♪
583
00:32:28,949 --> 00:32:30,618
♪ We're in heaven ♪
584
00:32:37,926 --> 00:32:39,928
Hi.
585
00:32:40,027 --> 00:32:42,429
-What is that?
-It's my planner.
586
00:32:42,530 --> 00:32:43,798
-Oh.
587
00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:45,399
-Apple has me
on a strict schedule.
588
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:48,168
-Mm.
-You know, for, like,
my mental health.
589
00:32:50,638 --> 00:32:52,172
You know what?
590
00:32:52,272 --> 00:32:54,408
On Wednesdays, I have therapy.
591
00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:57,377
I need somebody to cover for me.
592
00:32:57,478 --> 00:33:00,347
If you're lucky,
that could be you.
593
00:33:03,450 --> 00:33:04,586
-So, um...
594
00:33:05,385 --> 00:33:07,589
...Apple has a calendar for you?
595
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:12,326
That is kind of controlling.
596
00:33:12,426 --> 00:33:14,562
-Apple helped me get sober.
597
00:33:16,029 --> 00:33:19,466
And not, like, sad sober.
598
00:33:19,567 --> 00:33:23,203
Like fun, hot sober.
599
00:33:24,338 --> 00:33:28,208
And she's helping me
with a lot of --
600
00:33:29,577 --> 00:33:31,311
You know what?
601
00:33:32,246 --> 00:33:35,717
I shouldn't dump truck
my issues on you.
602
00:33:35,817 --> 00:33:37,852
We're working on that, too.
603
00:33:38,418 --> 00:33:41,823
I have a really bad case
of main character syndrome.
604
00:33:41,923 --> 00:33:43,490
-Guys, come dance with me.
605
00:33:43,591 --> 00:33:44,859
-Okay.
606
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:05,713
-Confessional for you tonight,
Fig.
607
00:34:05,813 --> 00:34:07,180
- What?
608
00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:09,684
-Cherry said you ditched her
to meet Norman.
609
00:34:09,784 --> 00:34:11,653
-No, I didn't.
-Stop.
610
00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:13,655
We have proof.
611
00:34:15,422 --> 00:34:17,457
-We had plans
to walk wistfully
612
00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:20,360
through the parking lot
at sunset.
613
00:34:21,328 --> 00:34:23,865
I had to walk wistfully
by myself.
614
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:33,041
-Okay.
615
00:34:50,424 --> 00:34:56,631
-♪ Isn't it time
to drink your... ♪
616
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:59,199
-Forgive me, Marilyn...
617
00:35:02,202 --> 00:35:03,738
...for...
618
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,376
I want to build an Ikea couch
with Norman.
619
00:35:11,779 --> 00:35:16,718
I want to talk to him in words,
not emojis.
620
00:35:19,020 --> 00:35:22,122
It's my mother's
dream come true.
621
00:35:22,924 --> 00:35:28,195
She always wanted me to be a
part of someone else's toolbox.
622
00:35:29,296 --> 00:35:31,833
To be used and put away.
623
00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:39,073
I watched my mother
love someone entirely
624
00:35:39,172 --> 00:35:41,609
and give up on herself.
625
00:35:44,812 --> 00:35:49,050
I got piercings
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
626
00:35:49,550 --> 00:35:53,286
Got a physics degree
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
627
00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:58,392
I allowed myself to find peace
and freedom in Paradise
628
00:35:58,492 --> 00:36:01,395
so I wouldn't give up on myself.
629
00:36:04,532 --> 00:36:06,934
And I still feel alone.
630
00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:13,675
And then I met him.
631
00:36:14,341 --> 00:36:20,014
And he complimented me on
my music taste and my piercings.
632
00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:21,683
And he told me that
his name was Norman,
633
00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:23,017
and, Marilyn, you know
634
00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:25,318
that "Psycho"
is my favorite movie.
635
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,389
He just wants me around.
636
00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:33,493
But now I feel split in two.
637
00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:39,332
And I am terrified
638
00:36:39,433 --> 00:36:43,037
that I am going to get
the same haircut as my mother.
639
00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:51,813
Is she happy?
640
00:36:58,452 --> 00:37:00,955
-Whoa, I don't
want to text that.
641
00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:02,355
-Well, I'm glad you changed.
642
00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:03,958
-Did you lock your car
this time?
643
00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:05,593
-Um, where did I...
644
00:37:05,693 --> 00:37:06,894
Yeah, I think so.
645
00:37:06,994 --> 00:37:08,896
-You parked right there.
646
00:37:08,996 --> 00:37:12,033
-Bye. Good night.
-Bye, Pumpkin.
647
00:37:12,133 --> 00:37:14,501
-Bye! I love you.
-I love you so much.
648
00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:17,872
-Oh! It is cold.
649
00:37:17,972 --> 00:37:19,507
- Bye.
650
00:37:26,714 --> 00:37:27,949
Hi, Mom.
651
00:37:28,049 --> 00:37:29,917
Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
I missed your calls.
652
00:37:30,017 --> 00:37:32,954
Yeah, I'll pick up Betty Crocker
on the way home.
653
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:36,389
Yes. I'm being safe.
654
00:37:43,197 --> 00:37:44,932
I don't know yet,
655
00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:48,803
but I think I can crack
the other two to find out.
656
00:37:56,878 --> 00:37:58,579
-Wow.
-She can ring you up right now.
657
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:00,548
-Yeah.
-Okay. Yeah, sure.
658
00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:02,517
Are you --
659
00:38:02,617 --> 00:38:04,952
-Don't you want to make
the sale?
660
00:38:05,052 --> 00:38:07,622
-Oh, no.
It's time for me to go.
661
00:38:07,722 --> 00:38:10,691
-Oh, right. Yes.
Yeah. Therapy.
662
00:38:11,592 --> 00:38:13,694
It's Wednesday. Have fun.
-Yeah.
663
00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:27,608
- ♪ Hey,
how you doing, li'l mama? ♪
664
00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,476
♪ Let me whisper in ya ear ♪
665
00:38:29,577 --> 00:38:31,012
♪ Tell ya something
that ya might like to hear ♪
666
00:38:31,112 --> 00:38:34,182
♪ Got a sexy ass body
and your ass look soft ♪
667
00:38:34,282 --> 00:38:35,716
-Bye.
668
00:38:35,817 --> 00:38:36,918
Oh! Wait.
669
00:38:38,186 --> 00:38:40,320
I forgot something.
670
00:38:40,855 --> 00:38:42,824
-♪ And they say a closed mouth
don't get fed ♪
671
00:38:42,924 --> 00:38:44,992
♪ So, I don't mind
askin' for head ♪
672
00:38:45,092 --> 00:38:46,459
♪ You heard what I said ♪
673
00:38:46,561 --> 00:38:48,696
♪ We need to make our way
to the bed ♪
674
00:38:48,796 --> 00:38:51,032
-Around my neck.
675
00:38:51,132 --> 00:38:52,733
Therapy!
-Okay.
676
00:38:52,834 --> 00:38:54,769
-♪ Toot it up, slapping ass,
gurl the sex get rough ♪
677
00:38:54,869 --> 00:38:57,271
♪ Switch position and let the
dick get down to business ♪
678
00:38:57,370 --> 00:38:59,406
♪ Just wait till you see
my dick ♪
679
00:38:59,507 --> 00:39:01,876
♪ Just wait
till you see my dick ♪
680
00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:04,411
♪ Wait till you see my dick,
hey, bitch ♪
681
00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:08,082
♪ Wait till you see my dick ♪
682
00:39:11,552 --> 00:39:13,688
-♪ Wait till you see my dick,
hey, bitch ♪
683
00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:15,723
♪ Wait till you see my dick ♪
684
00:39:15,823 --> 00:39:18,059
♪ I'm gonna beat that pussy up ♪
685
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:27,969
♪ Like bam, bam, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam, bam ♪
686
00:39:28,069 --> 00:39:30,403
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up ♪
687
00:39:30,504 --> 00:39:32,640
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
688
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:34,909
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
689
00:39:35,009 --> 00:39:36,978
♪ Beat the pussy up,
beat the pussy up♪
690
00:39:37,078 --> 00:39:39,747
♪ You fine, but I ain't gon'
sweat you ♪
691
00:39:39,847 --> 00:39:42,049
♪ See, I wanna fuck,
tell me what's up ♪
692
00:39:42,149 --> 00:39:44,484
♪ Walk around the club
with your thumb in your mouth ♪
693
00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:46,754
♪ Put my dick in,
take your thumb out ♪
694
00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:49,590
♪ That might be a li'l kosher
to deal wit ♪
695
00:39:49,690 --> 00:39:51,292
-My little gumdrop!
696
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:59,000
-♪ Yeah, it's on like that ♪
697
00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,968
♪ But it depend on the swing
of the baseball bat ♪
698
00:40:01,068 --> 00:40:03,304
♪ Fuck the bitch on the counter
and make the plates fall back ♪
699
00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:05,873
-I'm so excited.
700
00:40:15,016 --> 00:40:17,484
Oh, leave us alone.
Leave us alone. Bye! Bye!
701
00:40:17,585 --> 00:40:19,353
-♪ Wait till you see my dick ♪
702
00:40:19,452 --> 00:40:20,922
-Keep going! Keep going!
703
00:40:21,022 --> 00:40:22,623
Oh, Pumpkin!
Pumpkin!
704
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:25,126
Cookie man, put me down!
705
00:40:25,226 --> 00:40:26,493
-What? Oh, fuck!
706
00:40:26,594 --> 00:40:28,396
-Hey. Hey, babe.
Um, I just --
707
00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:31,365
I wanted to make sure
that you...
708
00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:33,433
ate.
-That's so sweet.
709
00:40:33,534 --> 00:40:36,304
Um...I ate.
710
00:40:36,404 --> 00:40:39,273
-Shit.
I, uh, I gotta go.
711
00:40:39,373 --> 00:40:40,574
-He's gotta go.
712
00:40:40,675 --> 00:40:43,110
-I bet I burnt the, uh,
snickerdoodles.
713
00:40:43,210 --> 00:40:44,745
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
714
00:40:44,845 --> 00:40:47,982
Um,
give me a sec.
715
00:40:54,956 --> 00:40:57,024
Can you help me? My nails --
-Yes. Oh, my gosh.
716
00:40:57,124 --> 00:40:59,492
-Nails.
-Yeah.
717
00:41:00,493 --> 00:41:02,563
I got you.
-Oh.
718
00:41:02,663 --> 00:41:05,199
Where's the craziest place
you've ever had sex?
719
00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:07,201
-Um, I'm a virgin.
720
00:41:09,437 --> 00:41:11,806
Really?
-Yeah.
721
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,642
-That's so adorable.
722
00:41:14,742 --> 00:41:17,044
You know what?
I've been thinking.
723
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:20,748
You should be my new Mini-Me.
-Um, Mini-Me?
724
00:41:20,848 --> 00:41:23,818
-Yeah.
We should get matching tattoos.
725
00:41:28,122 --> 00:41:31,125
Look, please don't tell Apple
about this.
726
00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:33,160
-Um, why?
727
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:36,797
-Well, I just have enough
unattractive qualities.
728
00:41:36,897 --> 00:41:38,666
-What, so,
Apple doesn't like sex?
729
00:41:38,766 --> 00:41:41,736
-No, Apple doesn't like
when I have sex on Wednesdays.
730
00:41:41,836 --> 00:41:44,138
-But you always have sex
on Wednesdays.
731
00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:45,706
-What?
732
00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,743
-Well, isn't today Wednesday?
733
00:41:50,945 --> 00:41:52,046
You know what?
734
00:41:52,146 --> 00:41:54,148
Free pass if you're wearing
Tuesday, right?
735
00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:58,219
-You know, the schedule is
actually kind of nice
736
00:41:58,319 --> 00:42:01,822
because, um, she's just trying
to make sure I stay sober,
737
00:42:01,922 --> 00:42:04,492
and I don't get dick-whipped.
738
00:42:04,592 --> 00:42:07,828
-Right, but what's wrong
with dick?
739
00:42:07,928 --> 00:42:11,365
I mean, she's like this
with Fig, too, right?
740
00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:14,902
-Apple means well.
She just...
741
00:42:15,002 --> 00:42:19,907
She had bad experiences
growing up with her dad.
742
00:42:20,941 --> 00:42:23,344
You know, the way he treated
her mom and her,
743
00:42:23,444 --> 00:42:25,780
basically abandoned them.
744
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:29,050
It's not my story to tell...
745
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:31,152
but he sucks.
746
00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:32,787
R.I.P...
747
00:42:34,188 --> 00:42:38,359
R.I...something, not "P."
748
00:42:38,459 --> 00:42:39,460
-Are y'all stealing?
749
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:40,761
Because if you're stealing,
750
00:42:40,861 --> 00:42:41,729
there's cameras around here,
y'all.
751
00:42:41,829 --> 00:42:44,198
-No, we're not stealing.
752
00:42:47,001 --> 00:42:48,602
Hey, listen.
753
00:42:48,702 --> 00:42:51,939
I will not tell Apple, Cherry.
754
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:55,576
I mean, a Mini-Me
wouldn't do that, right?
755
00:42:56,343 --> 00:42:57,845
-Pumpkin!
756
00:42:57,945 --> 00:43:00,247
Okay, and I won't tell her
that you're a virgin
757
00:43:00,347 --> 00:43:02,917
because she also hates virgins.
758
00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:04,051
-Oh.
759
00:43:05,019 --> 00:43:06,320
-Okay.
760
00:43:10,124 --> 00:43:12,059
-Hey.
-Hello.
761
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:13,427
-Hi.
-Hi.
762
00:43:13,528 --> 00:43:14,962
-Hey.
763
00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:16,897
-Oh, I, um...
764
00:43:17,898 --> 00:43:20,401
-Oh, my God,
that's so nice.
765
00:43:20,501 --> 00:43:21,735
-Yeah, I...
-You're so sweet.
766
00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:23,204
-I don't know.
I mean, okay, yeah.
767
00:43:23,304 --> 00:43:25,574
-Oh, my God,
I have the best Mini-Me ever.
768
00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:27,041
-Really?
-Yes.
769
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,111
-What are you reading?
770
00:43:30,211 --> 00:43:32,913
-Um, state birds, you know,
just...
771
00:43:33,013 --> 00:43:35,116
- Okay.
- It's my...
772
00:43:35,216 --> 00:43:36,650
-Isn't that Fig's thing?
773
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,419
-Well, you know, I want to get
to know all of you,
774
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,920
but, I mean, I mean,
okay, hold on.
775
00:43:40,020 --> 00:43:42,123
Wait a second.
There's some good stuff in here.
776
00:43:44,992 --> 00:43:47,328
-Thank you for covering me,
Pum.
777
00:44:06,213 --> 00:44:08,182
-Hey, Sharon, can you cover me
at the register for a sec?
778
00:44:08,282 --> 00:44:10,317
I gotta go drop the kids
off at the pool.
779
00:44:10,417 --> 00:44:12,219
Okay. Thank you. Bye.
780
00:44:25,032 --> 00:44:27,368
Hi.
781
00:44:27,468 --> 00:44:29,370
Babe, you know, I love to dip.
782
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,172
-Thumbs up emoji.
783
00:44:33,908 --> 00:44:36,410
-Oh, um, uh, bee emoji.
784
00:44:36,511 --> 00:44:38,212
Boy and girl kissing emoji,
785
00:44:38,312 --> 00:44:41,949
red heart emoji,
and red question emoji?
786
00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:44,318
-Norman,
no one's watching me here.
787
00:44:44,418 --> 00:44:47,254
You can just verbally ask me
what you want to ask me.
788
00:44:47,354 --> 00:44:48,657
-Would you be my girlfriend?
789
00:44:51,292 --> 00:44:53,194
-Huh? What do you think?
790
00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:56,330
-Yes.
791
00:44:56,430 --> 00:44:58,832
-What?
-I said yes.
792
00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,703
-She said yes, everyone!
793
00:45:05,973 --> 00:45:07,676
And that's not even
the best part.
794
00:45:07,775 --> 00:45:09,176
-How could it get any better?
795
00:45:09,276 --> 00:45:11,278
-I got us tickets
to see Ed Sheeran.
796
00:45:11,378 --> 00:45:13,280
-No!
-Yes!
797
00:45:16,317 --> 00:45:18,118
I just sent them to you.
798
00:45:19,720 --> 00:45:21,055
What's up?
799
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,858
-Wait.
800
00:45:26,493 --> 00:45:28,229
I thought I left it at --
801
00:45:29,430 --> 00:45:31,465
-Spooky ringtone, babe.
802
00:45:34,435 --> 00:45:36,070
-What do you want?
803
00:45:36,170 --> 00:45:37,938
-I just came
to bring you your phone.
804
00:45:38,038 --> 00:45:39,574
-I really can't lose --
805
00:45:39,674 --> 00:45:41,742
It is very hard for me
to make friends.
806
00:45:41,842 --> 00:45:44,011
Just like the Great Horned Owl.
-Really?
807
00:45:44,111 --> 00:45:47,781
I feel like you're more
of a rosy-faced lovebird.
808
00:45:47,881 --> 00:45:50,818
Super social and kind.
809
00:45:50,918 --> 00:45:54,121
-You've learned about birds
for me?
810
00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:55,923
-The northern mockingbird
can sing
811
00:45:56,023 --> 00:45:58,292
up to 200 different songs
and sounds from other --
812
00:45:58,392 --> 00:46:01,095
- Insects
and amphibians.
813
00:46:02,062 --> 00:46:03,297
-Okay.
814
00:46:04,064 --> 00:46:05,866
Have you ever seen "Psycho"?
815
00:46:05,966 --> 00:46:08,902
- No. Ew. Hate horror movies.
Bleh.
816
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:11,606
-Okay, well, Norman was named
after Norman Bates
817
00:46:11,706 --> 00:46:12,940
because he's such a mama's boy.
818
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,276
-Oh, that's so cute.
819
00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:16,678
-He's so loving.
820
00:46:16,777 --> 00:46:18,345
He's my favorite boy
in the whole wide world.
821
00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:20,381
Pumpkin, please do not tell them
and take that away from me.
822
00:46:20,481 --> 00:46:22,116
-Oh, no, that's
not what I'm trying to do.
823
00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:24,451
-Cherry and Apple
will not understand.
824
00:46:24,552 --> 00:46:26,153
-I think Cherry
will understand.
825
00:46:26,253 --> 00:46:27,454
She's fucking
all of the food court
826
00:46:27,555 --> 00:46:28,989
on Wednesdays.
-What?
827
00:46:29,089 --> 00:46:30,625
She's not allowed to have sex
on Wednesdays.
828
00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:32,661
-Yeah, I just I don't understand
all of these secrets.
829
00:46:32,761 --> 00:46:34,629
And why are you
so afraid of Apple?
830
00:46:34,729 --> 00:46:36,163
-We can't let history
repeat itself.
831
00:46:36,263 --> 00:46:38,399
-Fig, you're not making
any sense right now.
832
00:46:38,499 --> 00:46:40,100
And we're in a little bit
of a pickle here.
833
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:41,670
-Oh, my God!
So, you know her name?
834
00:46:41,770 --> 00:46:43,070
-What? Who?
835
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:44,805
-Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
836
00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:46,340
Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
837
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,008
Pickle isn't a fruit.
Pickle isn't a fruit.
838
00:46:48,108 --> 00:46:51,111
-Pull yourself together, Fig.
839
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:53,748
What -- What happened?
840
00:46:59,820 --> 00:47:02,356
-Pickle was
the perfect boho babe.
841
00:47:02,456 --> 00:47:03,725
Sun-kissed blonde hair,
842
00:47:03,824 --> 00:47:05,192
zero daddy issues
843
00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:08,530
and effortlessly Gorgina George.
844
00:47:09,096 --> 00:47:11,533
Apple immediately knew
she'd found her Mini-Me.
845
00:47:12,667 --> 00:47:13,934
It's a guttural feeling.
846
00:47:14,034 --> 00:47:15,770
Kind of like finding a soulmate,
you know?
847
00:47:15,869 --> 00:47:17,438
-It's perfect.
-Okay.Calm down.
848
00:47:17,539 --> 00:47:20,908
-They were as glued together
as Pickle's glitter fake lashes.
849
00:47:21,676 --> 00:47:23,277
We all loved her.
850
00:47:23,377 --> 00:47:27,214
We were like the four elements,
living in complete harmony.
851
00:47:28,315 --> 00:47:29,651
But then...
852
00:47:29,751 --> 00:47:32,520
then, Pickle met Ashton.
853
00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,656
Ashton was Avril "Sk8r Boi" hot,
854
00:47:34,756 --> 00:47:37,157
a wannabe bad boy.
-Are you hungry?
855
00:47:37,257 --> 00:47:38,560
-And it rubbed off on Pickle.
856
00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:40,628
She even started wearing
mini UGG boots to rebel
857
00:47:40,729 --> 00:47:43,531
against the Free Eden
dress code.
858
00:47:43,631 --> 00:47:45,866
It got nasty fast.
859
00:47:45,966 --> 00:47:48,135
Apple was furious.
860
00:47:49,203 --> 00:47:50,904
After Pickle skipped
her third Paradise,
861
00:47:51,004 --> 00:47:54,007
because obviously
Ashton was more important,
862
00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:57,779
Apple told us we were gonna
try something fucking lit.
863
00:47:57,878 --> 00:47:59,581
A hex.
-Stop.
864
00:47:59,681 --> 00:48:03,350
-She didn't tell us against who,
just that they deserved it.
865
00:48:05,285 --> 00:48:07,054
-What you have done to me,
866
00:48:07,154 --> 00:48:10,725
let it rebound on you tenfold.
867
00:48:10,825 --> 00:48:14,662
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
868
00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:18,932
I condemn you, snake.
869
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:22,436
-I condemn you, snake.
870
00:48:22,537 --> 00:48:24,405
-I condemn you, snake.
871
00:48:24,506 --> 00:48:26,641
-I condemn you, snake.
872
00:48:30,210 --> 00:48:33,180
-Next thing we knew,
Ashton was in a coma.
873
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,350
Like some "Grey's Anatomy"
type shit.
874
00:48:36,450 --> 00:48:38,051
They think someone
at Free Eden poisoned him,
875
00:48:38,152 --> 00:48:40,421
but no one knew who.
876
00:48:40,522 --> 00:48:43,190
And Pickle, she lost it.
877
00:48:47,762 --> 00:48:49,263
-Okay, wait.
878
00:48:49,363 --> 00:48:51,365
Poisoned?
879
00:48:51,465 --> 00:48:52,801
With what?
880
00:48:52,901 --> 00:48:54,034
-Tyler! Oh, my God.
881
00:48:54,134 --> 00:48:56,336
This is a private conversation.
Get out!
882
00:48:56,437 --> 00:48:58,640
Girl, I don't know.
I'm not his next of kin.
883
00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,809
All I can tell you
is that the police got involved,
884
00:49:00,909 --> 00:49:03,043
and Pickle was committed
to a hospital.
885
00:49:03,143 --> 00:49:05,112
-For how long?
-A while.
886
00:49:05,212 --> 00:49:07,214
And that's when corporate
brought in Sharon.
887
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:08,482
-Why?
888
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,217
-I don't know,
they thought that Free Eden
889
00:49:10,317 --> 00:49:11,820
could become a toxic workplace
or something
890
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,688
and they wanted someone
to oversee us,
891
00:49:13,788 --> 00:49:15,289
which we don't need
892
00:49:15,389 --> 00:49:17,157
because we're obviously women
supporting other women.
893
00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:19,828
That's why Apple hates her,
because she's not supporting us.
894
00:49:19,928 --> 00:49:21,195
Not really, anyway.
895
00:49:21,295 --> 00:49:23,731
I can't let anything happen
to Norman.
896
00:49:23,832 --> 00:49:26,200
-What do you mean?
897
00:49:26,901 --> 00:49:31,472
-Whatever that hex was,
what we did was dangerous, babe.
898
00:50:30,965 --> 00:50:33,133
Mall's closed today!
899
00:51:04,933 --> 00:51:06,433
Wait!
900
00:51:06,534 --> 00:51:07,702
Wait, wait, wait.
901
00:51:47,709 --> 00:51:48,943
Pickle?
902
00:52:07,962 --> 00:52:09,229
-Run.
903
00:52:09,329 --> 00:52:12,165
-What happened to you?
-She's dangerous.
904
00:52:12,900 --> 00:52:14,902
She hurts the ones she loves.
905
00:52:15,268 --> 00:52:17,005
She hurts the ones she loves.
906
00:52:17,471 --> 00:52:19,073
She hurts the ones she loves.
907
00:52:19,439 --> 00:52:22,209
She hurts the ones she loves.
908
00:52:23,544 --> 00:52:24,912
No.
909
00:52:41,663 --> 00:52:42,930
-Sharon?
910
00:52:43,031 --> 00:52:44,766
-In the break room.
911
00:52:51,939 --> 00:52:55,576
-Hey, Sharon.
Um, can I talk to you for a sec?
912
00:52:55,677 --> 00:52:57,377
-Yeah. Come on in.
913
00:52:58,445 --> 00:52:59,947
-I need to show you something.
914
00:53:00,882 --> 00:53:02,482
-What is it?
915
00:53:17,665 --> 00:53:19,366
-♪ I had a strange premonition ♪
916
00:53:19,466 --> 00:53:21,268
♪ You visit me in a vision ♪
917
00:53:21,368 --> 00:53:23,071
♪ Hands on my thighs and your
eyes on my prize, Lord ♪
918
00:53:23,171 --> 00:53:25,039
♪ Naught could deflect
this collision ♪
919
00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:26,473
-Pumpkin, come to my office
920
00:53:26,574 --> 00:53:28,176
15 before your shift endstoday.
921
00:53:28,275 --> 00:53:31,411
We need to talkabout chino pants.
922
00:53:31,512 --> 00:53:33,313
Don't tell the girls.
923
00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:36,617
-Sorry, Sharon.
I, uh, folded them wrong.
924
00:53:37,585 --> 00:53:39,687
-Who taught you
how to fold those?
925
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:45,560
Don't worry.
I'll come with you on this one.
926
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:47,962
-It's like the fourth time that
she's called you in this week.
927
00:53:48,062 --> 00:53:49,396
-Yeah, she only ever
calls in Apple
928
00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,532
because Apple's
always getting in trouble.
929
00:53:51,632 --> 00:53:53,801
-Yeah, I can talk to her alone.
It's fine.
930
00:53:53,901 --> 00:53:56,436
-I will teach her
how to fold the chino pants.
931
00:53:56,537 --> 00:53:58,472
From now on, don't worry
about Sharon, babe.
932
00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,774
Come.
933
00:54:02,877 --> 00:54:05,747
-Chino pants are
a very awkward length.
934
00:54:19,392 --> 00:54:20,661
-Hey, guys.
935
00:54:20,762 --> 00:54:22,764
I talked to Sharon
and everything's --
936
00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:27,235
-Change into this, babe.
937
00:54:27,334 --> 00:54:28,301
You look like you've seen
someone wearing white
938
00:54:28,401 --> 00:54:30,571
after Labor Day.
939
00:54:37,678 --> 00:54:41,381
A snake is attempting
to enter our garden, ladies.
940
00:54:41,481 --> 00:54:44,552
Sharon may be plotting
to fire Pumpkin.
941
00:54:44,652 --> 00:54:48,222
We must protect our crops
by any means necessary.
942
00:54:48,321 --> 00:54:50,390
-Dude, come on.
943
00:54:50,925 --> 00:54:53,628
-Yeah, maybe we could just do
some cute dark magic,
944
00:54:53,728 --> 00:54:56,831
like...the spell
for eternal dandruff.
945
00:54:56,931 --> 00:55:00,333
-No. Stop fucking around.
-I don't hate Sharon.
946
00:55:00,433 --> 00:55:02,837
-What are you even talking
about, Pumpkin?
947
00:55:02,937 --> 00:55:04,806
We don't know what
Sharon is capable of.
948
00:55:04,906 --> 00:55:06,306
She could destroy us.
949
00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,709
And that is
why we need to do this hex.
950
00:55:08,810 --> 00:55:11,444
Sharon is a snake.
She's always been a snake.
951
00:55:11,546 --> 00:55:14,615
And you know how we handle
snakes in our garden.
952
00:55:15,917 --> 00:55:19,352
-Like how you handled
Ashton and Pickle?
953
00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:22,355
What did you say?
954
00:55:23,858 --> 00:55:25,726
Who told her?
955
00:55:27,427 --> 00:55:30,031
Do we have another snake
amongst us?
956
00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:34,434
We all did that hex,
including Pickle.
957
00:55:34,535 --> 00:55:36,504
And we went into it agreeing
958
00:55:36,604 --> 00:55:39,106
that whoever deserved
the punishment would receive it.
959
00:55:39,207 --> 00:55:41,142
-Well, we can't do this.
960
00:55:41,242 --> 00:55:43,778
-Just be grateful
it isn't Norman.
961
00:55:50,051 --> 00:55:51,185
- Fig.
962
00:55:58,326 --> 00:55:59,861
-You don't trust me, babe?
963
00:56:01,095 --> 00:56:03,030
I thought I was your BFF.
964
00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,832
-You are.
965
00:56:23,251 --> 00:56:25,753
-What you have done to me,
966
00:56:25,853 --> 00:56:29,523
let it rebound on you tenfold.
967
00:56:29,624 --> 00:56:34,061
I curse your ugliness
and cruelty.
968
00:56:38,532 --> 00:56:39,967
Uh, hello?
969
00:56:42,536 --> 00:56:43,971
-I condemn you, snake.
970
00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:46,607
-I condemn you, snake.
-I condemn you, snake.
971
00:56:50,978 --> 00:56:53,114
Babe, you have to join
in order for it to work.
972
00:56:53,214 --> 00:56:55,349
We're literally doing this
for you.
973
00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:04,692
-I condemn you, snake.
974
00:57:21,742 --> 00:57:23,077
-Aah!
975
00:57:25,813 --> 00:57:28,749
-Hey, Pum.
I got you some liquid courage.
976
00:57:29,283 --> 00:57:31,484
-How many times do I have to
tell you I don't drink coffee?
977
00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:33,921
-Oh, girl,
it's just a matcha latte.
978
00:57:34,021 --> 00:57:35,589
I got you.
-Oh.
979
00:57:35,690 --> 00:57:38,426
Um, what are you still
doing here?
980
00:57:38,526 --> 00:57:40,294
-Apple made us swear
to stick around
981
00:57:40,394 --> 00:57:42,163
for your talk with Sharon.
982
00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:44,298
-Why can't I do anything
by myself?
983
00:57:44,398 --> 00:57:46,567
-Babe, we all just
want to support you.
984
00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:49,203
We're worried about you,
you know?
985
00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:52,373
-Nooo!
986
00:57:52,472 --> 00:57:54,508
-Aaaaah!
987
00:57:55,309 --> 00:57:56,811
Oh, my God.
988
00:57:58,279 --> 00:57:59,780
Come on.
989
00:58:04,785 --> 00:58:06,754
-Aaah!
990
00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:10,424
-Um...
991
00:58:10,558 --> 00:58:13,594
I think -- I think
the hex backfired.
992
00:58:14,996 --> 00:58:17,164
-We never said Sharon's
name in the spell, Apple.
993
00:58:17,264 --> 00:58:18,498
What if it hit Pickle instead?
994
00:58:18,599 --> 00:58:20,434
-What if this is our fault?
995
00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,409
-Let's get out of here.
996
00:58:39,954 --> 00:58:41,389
-Apple.
997
00:58:41,489 --> 00:58:44,291
-Please don't fire Pumpkin.
998
00:58:44,392 --> 00:58:45,860
-What are you talking about?
999
00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:47,328
-What did you do to Pickle?
1000
00:58:47,428 --> 00:58:48,896
-Why are you accusing me?
1001
00:58:48,996 --> 00:58:52,066
All I ever do around here
is try to help people.
1002
00:58:53,167 --> 00:58:54,969
I am an empath, Sharon.
1003
00:58:55,069 --> 00:58:57,571
I am trying to make
the world a better place.
1004
00:58:57,671 --> 00:59:00,741
-Do you think you can make
the world a better place
1005
00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:03,277
by getting rid of someone?
1006
00:59:03,377 --> 00:59:05,179
-What are you talking about?
1007
00:59:07,281 --> 00:59:09,083
Are you going to tell corporate?
1008
00:59:09,183 --> 00:59:11,085
-Tell corporate what?
1009
00:59:15,256 --> 00:59:17,491
-Do you feel bad?
-What?
1010
00:59:17,625 --> 00:59:19,093
-About Pickle.
Do you feel bad?
1011
00:59:19,193 --> 00:59:22,029
-Why would I feel bad?
I didn't push her.
1012
00:59:22,129 --> 00:59:23,831
-You didn't?
1013
00:59:25,966 --> 00:59:27,635
-Did you?
1014
00:59:28,702 --> 00:59:30,571
-It's all falling apart.
1015
00:59:31,372 --> 00:59:33,808
-Not on my watch.
1016
01:00:35,302 --> 01:00:38,607
Forgive me, Marilyn,for I have sinned.
1017
01:00:39,173 --> 01:00:42,409
Some people in Highland Parkthink I'm dead.
1018
01:00:43,677 --> 01:00:45,846
I never corrected them.
1019
01:00:47,381 --> 01:00:49,884
You know, if your entire family
dies in a fire,
1020
01:00:49,984 --> 01:00:53,654
I guess you sort of die, too.
1021
01:00:55,289 --> 01:00:58,926
I just miss the ones I loved
that died in a house
1022
01:00:59,026 --> 01:01:01,762
that burned in two minutes
1023
01:01:01,862 --> 01:01:04,465
while I was fucking
the prom king
1024
01:01:04,566 --> 01:01:07,935
in a donut shop parking lot.
1025
01:01:09,770 --> 01:01:12,206
You know, Shirley Templefound me there,
1026
01:01:12,306 --> 01:01:16,010
and she told meabout the fire, but...
1027
01:01:22,283 --> 01:01:26,420
I don't really feel
alive anymore.
1028
01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:33,093
Except when I'm with Apple.
1029
01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:38,999
Men definitely don't think
I'm alive.
1030
01:01:40,267 --> 01:01:45,039
They just want to buy me
with diamonds.
1031
01:01:53,347 --> 01:01:56,250
I think they think it's fun
to fuck a ghost.
1032
01:02:02,056 --> 01:02:04,992
They don't care about me
like Apple does.
1033
01:02:10,898 --> 01:02:15,903
Diamonds are a girl's
best friend.
1034
01:02:16,003 --> 01:02:18,506
You said that.
1035
01:02:29,917 --> 01:02:32,587
Is Apple still my best friend?
1036
01:02:37,358 --> 01:02:40,027
I thought I could be
her antidote.
1037
01:02:41,395 --> 01:02:43,464
That was foolish of me.
1038
01:02:44,965 --> 01:02:52,006
She will always be
that cartoonish poison apple.
1039
01:02:55,276 --> 01:02:57,278
You know, Apple...
1040
01:02:59,913 --> 01:03:01,982
Apple has a story...
1041
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:07,121
...that's really interesting.
1042
01:03:09,857 --> 01:03:14,495
You know, she poisoned her dad.
1043
01:03:17,364 --> 01:03:20,301
How much more interestingcan you get?
1044
01:03:59,907 --> 01:04:01,241
-Your call has been forwarded
1045
01:04:01,342 --> 01:04:03,745
to an automaticvoice message system.
1046
01:04:20,628 --> 01:04:21,995
-Good morning, shoppers.
1047
01:04:22,096 --> 01:04:23,798
Due to severe thunderstormwarnings,
1048
01:04:23,897 --> 01:04:26,634
some of our store hoursmay be affected.
1049
01:04:36,377 --> 01:04:39,380
-Cherry, why is
Shirley Temple here?
1050
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,915
She's going to destroy
the monochromatic yarn baskets.
1051
01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:43,852
-Oh, well, Shirley Temple
is my new Mini-Me.
1052
01:04:43,951 --> 01:04:47,221
-I'm allergic to cats.
-Of course you are.
1053
01:04:47,321 --> 01:04:50,224
-Everyone,
please look at my icing by Ina.
1054
01:04:53,927 --> 01:04:57,231
Everyone please comment
on my icing by Ina.
1055
01:04:57,931 --> 01:04:59,366
-Wow!
-Oh, my God.
1056
01:04:59,466 --> 01:05:00,501
-Icing by Ina.
1057
01:05:00,602 --> 01:05:01,603
-Wow.
-Wow.
1058
01:05:01,703 --> 01:05:02,970
-That looks really beautiful.
1059
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:05,172
-I love cupcakes.
-The box is nice.
1060
01:05:08,308 --> 01:05:12,045
-I know yesterday was...wack,
1061
01:05:12,146 --> 01:05:14,314
but it's really not my fault
because I googled it
1062
01:05:14,415 --> 01:05:17,951
and Mercury was in retrograde,
so there you go.
1063
01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:23,056
-Guys, I think I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
1064
01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:26,059
Is it crazy that I walked
here without an umbrella?
1065
01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:28,295
-See? Mercury in retrograde.
1066
01:05:28,395 --> 01:05:30,964
-No, bitch,
it's tornado season.
1067
01:05:31,064 --> 01:05:33,835
Maybe the water could,
like, wash away our sins.
1068
01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:36,638
What's Shirley Temple
doing here?
1069
01:05:36,738 --> 01:05:38,573
-Uh, Cherry is also having
a nervous breakdown.
1070
01:05:38,673 --> 01:05:41,609
-Pumpkin, I went
on a hot girl jog this morning.
1071
01:05:41,709 --> 01:05:43,578
Could somebody having a nervous
breakdown go on a jog?
1072
01:05:43,678 --> 01:05:46,881
-Pumpkin, do you know
how hard it is to get a cupcake
1073
01:05:46,980 --> 01:05:48,883
to look like a pumpkin?
1074
01:05:48,982 --> 01:05:51,185
But I got that done...
1075
01:05:51,285 --> 01:05:52,854
for you.
1076
01:05:52,953 --> 01:05:54,455
-Guys?
1077
01:05:54,556 --> 01:05:56,123
I think we need to talk
about Pickle.
1078
01:05:56,223 --> 01:05:59,293
-Everyone, please eat
your I by I, please.
1079
01:06:09,804 --> 01:06:11,438
-Thank you.
1080
01:06:24,985 --> 01:06:26,721
-Swallow your seed.
1081
01:06:27,689 --> 01:06:28,890
-Sure.
1082
01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:39,934
-Mmm!
1083
01:06:40,033 --> 01:06:41,870
That's very good.
1084
01:06:52,814 --> 01:06:53,982
-Apple?
1085
01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:56,784
-What the hell was
in my I by I's?
1086
01:06:56,885 --> 01:06:58,753
-What?
What are you talking about?
1087
01:06:58,853 --> 01:07:00,755
-Did you put something in --
1088
01:07:03,691 --> 01:07:05,492
Don't touch me.
1089
01:07:05,593 --> 01:07:08,997
-Um. I'm gonna walkie Sharon.
-Don't you dare, Fig!
1090
01:07:09,096 --> 01:07:11,533
-I'm sorry. Okay?
I'm just a little freaked out.
1091
01:07:11,633 --> 01:07:14,101
First it was Pickle,
and now this?
1092
01:07:14,201 --> 01:07:17,070
Dude, you know it's bad
when the scientist is scared.
1093
01:07:17,170 --> 01:07:20,440
-Yeah, Apple, could we sidebar
for a quick second?
1094
01:07:20,542 --> 01:07:23,277
-Not right now.
-It's actually a 9-1-1.
1095
01:07:28,550 --> 01:07:32,419
Hey, so, um,
did you girlboss again?
1096
01:07:33,487 --> 01:07:35,355
-What the freak
are you talking about?
1097
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:39,192
-You know, like, with your dad?
-Stop talking!
1098
01:07:40,695 --> 01:07:42,062
Okay, who did this?
1099
01:07:42,162 --> 01:07:43,631
I know it wasn't me.
I know it wasn't
1100
01:07:43,731 --> 01:07:45,633
the Icing by Ina chick
because I caught her
1101
01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,036
blowing the Keep Calm
and Cookie On employee.
1102
01:07:48,135 --> 01:07:49,671
-She's hooking up with him, too?
1103
01:07:49,771 --> 01:07:51,039
-What do you mean by "too"?
1104
01:07:51,138 --> 01:07:53,106
-So, I have the ultimate
blackmail on her.
1105
01:07:53,206 --> 01:07:54,709
So, who did this?
1106
01:07:54,809 --> 01:07:58,478
-Wait, where were you guys
when Pickle jumped?
1107
01:08:00,782 --> 01:08:02,416
-Where was Pumpkin?
1108
01:08:02,517 --> 01:08:04,919
I mean, she could have been
the snake this whole time.
1109
01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:09,724
That's why she's over there
running for mayor of Vomville.
1110
01:08:11,726 --> 01:08:15,730
-You are so fucking ugly
right now, Cherry.
1111
01:08:15,830 --> 01:08:19,634
I don't care how much
Rare Beauty mascara you use.
1112
01:08:19,734 --> 01:08:22,269
Your insides are on fire,
1113
01:08:22,369 --> 01:08:25,339
and I can smell the smoke.
1114
01:08:27,441 --> 01:08:29,043
Emergency Paradise tonight.
1115
01:08:29,142 --> 01:08:30,778
-What?!
-No excuses.
1116
01:08:30,878 --> 01:08:35,182
Remember, we did this hex
to eliminate the snake.
1117
01:08:35,984 --> 01:08:37,719
We will find out who they are.
1118
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:43,490
-♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1119
01:08:46,326 --> 01:08:49,530
♪ Something's burning
deep within... ♪
1120
01:08:49,631 --> 01:08:52,132
-Congrats on grad school,baby boo.
1121
01:08:54,002 --> 01:08:55,235
I'm sorry. Um, sorry,
1122
01:08:55,335 --> 01:08:56,804
I just --
I don't want them knowing
1123
01:08:56,904 --> 01:08:59,306
what's going on in my life
right now, you know?
1124
01:08:59,406 --> 01:09:04,045
Um, oh, uh, don't come
to Free Eden tonight, okay?
1125
01:09:04,144 --> 01:09:06,114
I'm gonna meet you
at Ed Sheeran.
1126
01:09:06,213 --> 01:09:08,583
-Copy, Apple.I'm running upstairs.
1127
01:09:10,217 --> 01:09:12,386
-♪ I feel you safe in my arms ♪
1128
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:16,524
♪ Sleeping deep and deep
and deeper ♪
1129
01:09:17,992 --> 01:09:24,197
♪ No one fuck with my love
'cause i'm capable of murder ♪
1130
01:09:31,873 --> 01:09:33,306
-It's not safe here.
1131
01:09:33,407 --> 01:09:38,546
-♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1132
01:09:40,748 --> 01:09:47,421
♪ Something's burning
deep within my love ♪
1133
01:09:57,765 --> 01:09:59,634
-As we all know,
1134
01:09:59,734 --> 01:10:02,235
Marilyn Monroe was murdered
by the United States government
1135
01:10:02,335 --> 01:10:05,238
on August 4th, 1962.
1136
01:10:07,407 --> 01:10:09,811
After her love affair
with our John F. Kennedy,
1137
01:10:09,911 --> 01:10:12,046
she knew too much.
1138
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:14,916
They underestimated her
due to her beauty
1139
01:10:15,016 --> 01:10:17,384
and her perfectly placed mole.
1140
01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,021
She needed to be eliminated.
1141
01:10:20,121 --> 01:10:22,489
The feminine sacrifice.
1142
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,829
Open this.
-Oh, yes.
1143
01:10:29,463 --> 01:10:32,533
-We cannot let her death
be in vain.
1144
01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:37,505
-Oh, I'm sorry I couldn't get it
with my --
1145
01:10:38,506 --> 01:10:41,241
-So, our question remains.
1146
01:10:46,881 --> 01:10:49,016
Who is our JFK?
1147
01:10:53,821 --> 01:10:55,556
Is it you, Fig?
1148
01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:58,826
Are you our John F. Kennedy?
1149
01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:03,330
Is it you, Cherry?
1150
01:11:03,430 --> 01:11:05,767
Are you our handsome president?
1151
01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:07,802
The ultimate traitor?
1152
01:11:10,270 --> 01:11:13,608
Somebody fucking say something!
1153
01:11:18,646 --> 01:11:19,981
Fine.
1154
01:11:21,314 --> 01:11:23,450
I didn't want it
to come to this.
1155
01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:25,620
But in order
for the truth to be revealed,
1156
01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:30,091
for Marilyn to truly
speak to us,
1157
01:11:30,191 --> 01:11:33,761
we must do a sacrifice.
1158
01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:38,298
It is the only way
to save Paradise.
1159
01:11:38,398 --> 01:11:41,102
We must offer up...
1160
01:11:47,942 --> 01:11:49,610
...Shirley Temple.
1161
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:51,679
-Apple!
-What the fuck?
1162
01:11:51,779 --> 01:11:53,380
-You know
she's all I have left.
1163
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,716
-Have you ever killed
something before, Apple?
1164
01:11:59,086 --> 01:12:01,088
-Do I just mean nothing to you?
1165
01:12:01,189 --> 01:12:03,925
-No, no,
it's just she's my family.
1166
01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:06,060
-Enough!
1167
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:07,360
Enough!
1168
01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:10,765
I am so fucking done
with this coven.
1169
01:12:10,865 --> 01:12:12,066
-Is this a coven?
1170
01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:14,302
-I only took this job
1171
01:12:14,401 --> 01:12:15,903
because I wanted to wear
floral lingerie
1172
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,205
as a summer dress,
1173
01:12:17,305 --> 01:12:18,873
and because I was trying
to save money
1174
01:12:18,973 --> 01:12:20,608
so that I could submit
applications for grad school.
1175
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,644
But guess what, mother fuckers,
I got in.
1176
01:12:23,744 --> 01:12:24,712
I'm done.
1177
01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:26,981
This shit has been killing me.
1178
01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,517
-Yeah, but you don't
have to leave
1179
01:12:29,617 --> 01:12:31,853
because you're not the snake.
1180
01:12:34,255 --> 01:12:36,023
You're not John F. Kennedy.
1181
01:12:36,123 --> 01:12:37,525
-Apple,
1182
01:12:37,625 --> 01:12:40,094
I'm the one who told Pumpkin
about Pickle.
1183
01:12:40,194 --> 01:12:42,663
And I'm glad that I did,
because look at what happened.
1184
01:12:42,763 --> 01:12:45,833
Why won't anybody talk
about what happened?
1185
01:12:45,933 --> 01:12:47,400
She died.
1186
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:50,137
I washed her brain matter
out of my fishnets.
1187
01:12:50,238 --> 01:12:52,540
-You can't leave!
1188
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:56,510
If you leave, we can't finish
the retail season cycle.
1189
01:12:56,611 --> 01:13:01,515
-Cherry, you are
a lip gloss shell.
1190
01:13:01,616 --> 01:13:04,785
Can't you see
that she is poison?
1191
01:13:07,788 --> 01:13:09,090
-Emily.
1192
01:13:09,190 --> 01:13:10,858
-Norman,
what are you doing here?
1193
01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:12,660
-I told you I would meet you
at Ed.
1194
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:15,029
-You said you weren't safe.
I came to see you.
1195
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:16,864
What's going on?
-Fig!
1196
01:13:17,665 --> 01:13:23,137
Why is he calling you...Emily?
1197
01:13:23,237 --> 01:13:26,073
-Yeah, is your name
fucking Emily?
1198
01:13:26,173 --> 01:13:28,342
-Yes, my name is Emily.
1199
01:13:28,441 --> 01:13:31,312
My name is fucking Emily.
1200
01:13:31,411 --> 01:13:32,780
It is mind boggling to me
1201
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,715
that you are all named
after quirky fruit.
1202
01:13:34,815 --> 01:13:37,184
I mean, who in the fresh
hell names their baby Fig?
1203
01:13:37,285 --> 01:13:39,353
-Is this a cult?
-Hi.
1204
01:13:39,452 --> 01:13:40,955
I am in love with Norman,
1205
01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:43,991
and I want to speak to him
in words, not emojis.
1206
01:13:44,725 --> 01:13:47,795
-Apple, he's the snake.
1207
01:13:50,430 --> 01:13:52,133
-Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.
1208
01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:53,234
-He's the snake!
1209
01:13:53,334 --> 01:13:54,302
-Nice to meet you.
1210
01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:09,784
-Norman!
1211
01:14:12,019 --> 01:14:14,622
-Uh...uh...
1212
01:14:15,389 --> 01:14:16,857
I tripped.
1213
01:14:20,261 --> 01:14:21,729
I tripped!
1214
01:14:22,530 --> 01:14:24,165
I...I...
1215
01:14:24,265 --> 01:14:27,601
Okay, well, surely we don't have
to sacrifice Shirley anymore.
1216
01:14:27,702 --> 01:14:31,939
So, I am -- oh, Fig!
1217
01:14:32,039 --> 01:14:34,575
Fig, I feel like this is ending!
I don't want this to end!
1218
01:14:34,675 --> 01:14:37,477
I don't care
if your name is Emily.
1219
01:14:38,245 --> 01:14:39,981
-What did you do?
1220
01:14:58,199 --> 01:15:00,768
-Fuuuuck!
1221
01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:09,243
Fuck! Fuck!
1222
01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:17,351
You're fine.
1223
01:15:25,259 --> 01:15:28,029
Sorry you had to see me
like that, Marilyn.
1224
01:15:39,673 --> 01:15:41,575
-Is this...
1225
01:15:41,675 --> 01:15:43,577
recording?
1226
01:15:45,813 --> 01:15:48,115
-Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.
1227
01:15:49,116 --> 01:15:53,020
-Fig! Emily!
1228
01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:55,322
Oh!
1229
01:15:55,423 --> 01:15:57,558
Apple, what happened
to your robe?
1230
01:15:57,658 --> 01:15:58,993
-It's deceased.
1231
01:15:59,093 --> 01:16:00,661
-What was that?
1232
01:16:04,165 --> 01:16:05,933
-Oh, my God.
-What?
1233
01:16:06,033 --> 01:16:07,835
-Tornado warning
in Dallas County.
1234
01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:10,271
-There's a tornado warning?
-Yes, in effect all night.
1235
01:16:10,371 --> 01:16:12,039
-Oh!
-What are you doing?
1236
01:16:12,139 --> 01:16:14,942
-Well, Shirley Temple gets
triggered by natural disasters.
1237
01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:18,513
Fire, air, water.
Pretty much all the elements.
1238
01:16:18,612 --> 01:16:20,681
I should go get her.
-Leave the cat.
1239
01:16:20,781 --> 01:16:22,316
What are you doing?
-I'm calling my mom.
1240
01:16:22,416 --> 01:16:24,785
-Cellphone towers go down
around here when tornadoes hit,
1241
01:16:24,885 --> 01:16:26,420
electricity might, too.
1242
01:16:26,521 --> 01:16:27,721
Did you know
that this was a camera?
1243
01:16:27,822 --> 01:16:29,356
-It doesn't say
it's gonna be bad, right?
1244
01:16:29,457 --> 01:16:30,958
-Cherry, Pumpkin
and I need to talk.
1245
01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:33,727
-No, no, no, I need to go home
because my mom is alone
1246
01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:35,663
and we have a closet
we hide in during tornadoes.
1247
01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:37,566
-And leave us both for dead?
-She doesn't have a home.
1248
01:16:37,665 --> 01:16:39,834
She lives in her car.
-Enough!
1249
01:16:40,367 --> 01:16:41,969
-That's the sound
of the storm gates closing,
1250
01:16:42,069 --> 01:16:43,572
so you won't be able to get out.
1251
01:16:43,671 --> 01:16:45,706
-No, no, I am gonna find one,
1252
01:16:45,806 --> 01:16:47,641
and I'll come back
for y'all, okay?
1253
01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:50,144
I promise. I promise.
1254
01:16:58,786 --> 01:17:01,655
-Loosey fucking goosey
with those lips lately, Cherry.
1255
01:17:01,755 --> 01:17:02,957
What the fuck is your problem?
1256
01:17:03,057 --> 01:17:04,692
-I was just going to get --
1257
01:17:04,792 --> 01:17:06,360
Are you mad at me?
-Yeah.
1258
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:10,097
You stabbed Norman in the cheek
with a meat cleaver, so...
1259
01:17:10,197 --> 01:17:11,432
-I tripped.
1260
01:17:11,533 --> 01:17:13,234
-Tripped?
1261
01:17:13,334 --> 01:17:15,769
It is so fucking exhausting
1262
01:17:15,870 --> 01:17:18,205
to keep track of the way
you manipulate narratives.
1263
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:21,308
Are you the main character,
or are you the fucking victim?
1264
01:17:21,408 --> 01:17:22,611
-Do you not believe me?
1265
01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:32,853
-No!
1266
01:17:32,953 --> 01:17:34,255
Aah!
1267
01:17:47,401 --> 01:17:48,936
Fuck!
1268
01:17:49,737 --> 01:17:53,440
-I love you, Normaaaaaaaan!
1269
01:18:01,115 --> 01:18:01,882
-Fig...
1270
01:18:01,982 --> 01:18:03,417
Fig, can you hear me?
1271
01:18:03,518 --> 01:18:05,119
-Norman broke up with me.
1272
01:18:05,219 --> 01:18:07,821
-Fig, we're trapped.The mall is on lockdown.
1273
01:18:07,922 --> 01:18:11,025
-Oh, Pum,
you're in crisis, too, babe?
1274
01:18:11,125 --> 01:18:12,426
Are you okay?
1275
01:18:12,527 --> 01:18:14,728
-No. Call 9-1-1.
1276
01:18:14,828 --> 01:18:17,198
-Okay, okay. I'm coming.
1277
01:18:17,298 --> 01:18:18,332
-Don't!
1278
01:18:18,432 --> 01:18:20,334
Call 9-1-1.
1279
01:18:20,434 --> 01:18:22,537
-Um, in the employee manual,
1280
01:18:22,637 --> 01:18:24,071
there were emergency tunnels,
Pum.
1281
01:18:24,171 --> 01:18:27,708
Just be cool.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
1282
01:18:27,808 --> 01:18:29,544
-Are we still best friends?
1283
01:18:29,644 --> 01:18:30,878
-You know, I don't believe
in hierarchy
1284
01:18:30,978 --> 01:18:32,413
in female relationships.
1285
01:18:32,514 --> 01:18:33,781
-You didn't answer
the question.
1286
01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:36,383
-What is the first rule
of Paradise?
1287
01:18:36,483 --> 01:18:38,219
-Shine theory.
-You broke it.
1288
01:18:39,053 --> 01:18:41,556
You dimmed
my fucking glow, girl.
1289
01:18:41,656 --> 01:18:43,958
You dimmed all of our glows.
1290
01:18:44,693 --> 01:18:49,063
You ruined Paradise.
1291
01:18:49,163 --> 01:18:50,565
It's over.
1292
01:18:50,665 --> 01:18:52,399
You just had to fucking
self-destruct.
1293
01:18:52,499 --> 01:18:53,734
It was inevitable.
1294
01:18:53,834 --> 01:18:56,737
Such a fucking
unattractive quality.
1295
01:18:58,472 --> 01:19:02,276
-You killed your dad, Apple!
1296
01:19:02,376 --> 01:19:04,945
-So what?
1297
01:19:06,548 --> 01:19:11,752
At least I'm not fucking boring.
1298
01:19:13,521 --> 01:19:15,789
-You're the snake, Apple.
1299
01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,926
You never helped me for me.
1300
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:21,228
You helped me for you.
1301
01:19:22,930 --> 01:19:24,666
I never had a drinking problem.
1302
01:19:24,765 --> 01:19:27,134
Hiding mini bottles of tequila
1303
01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:29,370
under cowboy hats
is a fucking problem.
1304
01:19:29,470 --> 01:19:30,838
-It was gin.
1305
01:19:30,938 --> 01:19:33,974
And this is Texas.
What else is there to do?
1306
01:19:35,409 --> 01:19:38,812
You know what's the saddest
thing about you, Apple?
1307
01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:41,181
You're alone.
1308
01:19:41,282 --> 01:19:44,753
You're so alone, you're like --
like the depths of the ocean.
1309
01:19:44,852 --> 01:19:47,254
Like those deep, dark places
1310
01:19:47,354 --> 01:19:48,822
where only
those glow-in-the-dark,
1311
01:19:48,922 --> 01:19:51,292
creepy creatures live.
1312
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:56,263
I'm alone
because my family died.
1313
01:19:58,566 --> 01:20:02,169
But you...choose to be.
1314
01:20:02,269 --> 01:20:06,307
-You know nothing
about my family.
1315
01:20:06,407 --> 01:20:07,875
-I do.
1316
01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:10,210
And I feel sorry for you.
1317
01:20:12,946 --> 01:20:16,383
Why do you hurt the people
that love you the most?
1318
01:20:19,253 --> 01:20:23,257
-You can't trust the people
who say they love you the most.
1319
01:20:25,326 --> 01:20:28,262
-That's the most fucked up
thing I've ever heard.
1320
01:20:30,030 --> 01:20:32,667
Well...
1321
01:20:32,767 --> 01:20:36,538
since we're not best friends
anymore,
1322
01:20:36,638 --> 01:20:39,406
I guess I can be who
I really am.
1323
01:20:41,275 --> 01:20:43,410
Boring.
1324
01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:46,380
And boring people aren't
very good at keeping secrets,
1325
01:20:46,480 --> 01:20:48,015
are they?
1326
01:20:49,917 --> 01:20:51,586
-Don't.
1327
01:20:51,686 --> 01:20:53,287
-Don't?
1328
01:20:54,556 --> 01:20:57,858
The world deserves to know
who you really are, Apple.
1329
01:21:00,894 --> 01:21:02,496
Hey!
1330
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:06,534
What the fuck?
1331
01:21:08,703 --> 01:21:10,504
Are you high?
1332
01:21:50,578 --> 01:21:53,681
-Cherry, stop running.
I just want to talk.
1333
01:21:56,917 --> 01:22:00,588
-Apple, my shoe's caught!
1334
01:22:00,688 --> 01:22:02,256
Apple!
1335
01:22:08,095 --> 01:22:10,497
My nails!
They're too long!
1336
01:22:10,598 --> 01:22:11,800
-Cherry!
1337
01:22:11,900 --> 01:22:14,168
-Fig! I mean Emily!
1338
01:22:20,974 --> 01:22:22,976
I can't open it. It's stuck.
1339
01:22:26,380 --> 01:22:29,383
-Cherry, grab my hand!
-No, no.
1340
01:22:40,427 --> 01:22:41,962
Fig! Fig!
1341
01:22:46,868 --> 01:22:48,469
-Hey, guys, what --
1342
01:22:48,570 --> 01:22:50,237
No!
1343
01:22:55,042 --> 01:22:56,811
-I'm okay!
1344
01:22:56,911 --> 01:22:58,746
I just tripped!
1345
01:23:01,281 --> 01:23:03,350
Noooo!
1346
01:23:03,450 --> 01:23:04,953
Aaah!
1347
01:23:05,052 --> 01:23:07,354
-Pumpkin, go find the breaker!
1348
01:23:09,156 --> 01:23:10,357
Apple, if you don't do anything,
1349
01:23:10,457 --> 01:23:13,193
I'm gonna tell everyone
you did it.
1350
01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:18,666
-Here!
1351
01:23:18,766 --> 01:23:21,168
-Am I the main character now?
1352
01:23:25,372 --> 01:23:27,207
-Apple!
1353
01:23:28,977 --> 01:23:30,745
-Aaaaah!
1354
01:23:31,713 --> 01:23:34,883
-Aaaah! Cherry!
1355
01:23:54,268 --> 01:23:56,538
-Guys, I couldn't find
the breaker!
1356
01:23:56,638 --> 01:23:58,171
-Pumpkin! Pumpkin! Run!
1357
01:23:58,272 --> 01:24:00,040
She's gonna kill us!
1358
01:24:00,909 --> 01:24:02,276
-Fig?
1359
01:24:04,278 --> 01:24:05,680
-Oh! That was close.
1360
01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:09,416
Come on, come on, come on,
Pum, we have to go.
1361
01:24:16,423 --> 01:24:17,926
-Fig...
1362
01:24:26,568 --> 01:24:28,068
Aaaaah!
1363
01:24:28,168 --> 01:24:30,738
Oh, my God!
1364
01:24:40,048 --> 01:24:42,349
-Let's go wash off.
1365
01:24:58,131 --> 01:25:01,069
Come on in, Pum,
the water feels nice.
1366
01:25:01,168 --> 01:25:04,706
-Uh, grab us a penny
to make a wish.
1367
01:25:04,806 --> 01:25:06,473
-Cute.
1368
01:25:10,310 --> 01:25:12,914
Oh, I thought I found one.
1369
01:25:13,014 --> 01:25:14,849
But it was just a nickel.
-Right.
1370
01:25:15,315 --> 01:25:17,752
-If I had a nickel
for every nickel...
1371
01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:26,360
Pumpkin, what are you doing?
1372
01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:28,896
-Nothing.
1373
01:25:34,802 --> 01:25:36,070
-Hey.
1374
01:25:43,276 --> 01:25:44,946
I got you.
1375
01:25:53,655 --> 01:25:57,224
I think it was always meant
to be the two of us.
1376
01:25:58,526 --> 01:26:01,461
The others were
just background noise.
1377
01:26:03,363 --> 01:26:06,333
Together, we can create
something new.
1378
01:26:07,367 --> 01:26:09,537
-A new Paradise?
1379
01:26:10,905 --> 01:26:14,642
-Exactly, a new garden.
1380
01:26:16,511 --> 01:26:19,781
But this time,
it will be unbreakable.
1381
01:26:22,182 --> 01:26:24,719
-Do you know who I am, Apple?
1382
01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:34,428
You finally asked.
1383
01:26:36,030 --> 01:26:39,867
You're Pumpkin from Plano.
1384
01:26:42,335 --> 01:26:44,839
Daughter to...
1385
01:26:46,774 --> 01:26:49,677
...a widowed,
overbearing mother.
1386
01:26:51,079 --> 01:26:55,315
You're always searching
for a missing puzzle piece.
1387
01:26:58,519 --> 01:27:01,856
You're always looking
for a sister to braid your hair.
1388
01:27:05,159 --> 01:27:08,228
-Funny timing
that I learned I had one
1389
01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:10,598
right before our dad died.
1390
01:27:14,535 --> 01:27:16,871
-You didn't know about me?
1391
01:27:18,438 --> 01:27:21,441
I've known about you
since I was a kid.
1392
01:27:23,144 --> 01:27:24,879
-I didn't know about you
as a kid.
1393
01:27:24,979 --> 01:27:28,315
They didn't tell me about you
till last year.
1394
01:27:29,517 --> 01:27:32,687
I thought my dad was too kind
to have a mistress.
1395
01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:36,758
-My mother was his wife.
1396
01:27:36,858 --> 01:27:38,860
-So was mine.
1397
01:27:43,998 --> 01:27:46,500
It's not our fault
they married a monster.
1398
01:27:47,735 --> 01:27:49,336
-A monster?
1399
01:27:49,436 --> 01:27:51,572
Dad was my best friend.
1400
01:27:54,175 --> 01:27:56,844
-We should get out.
-Did you do it?
1401
01:28:00,648 --> 01:28:03,383
-It's not about what I did.
1402
01:28:04,317 --> 01:28:06,554
It's about what he did.
1403
01:28:06,654 --> 01:28:09,489
To me, to my mother, to you.
1404
01:28:09,590 --> 01:28:12,260
-He didn't do anything to me.
He loved me.
1405
01:28:12,359 --> 01:28:14,028
-He loved you?
1406
01:28:14,128 --> 01:28:16,597
He lied to you.
1407
01:28:16,697 --> 01:28:20,735
What kind of a man leaves
one family to starve
1408
01:28:20,835 --> 01:28:25,072
while the other gets
a fucking Thanksgiving feast?
1409
01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:29,010
That is the most clever
kind of cruelty.
1410
01:28:29,110 --> 01:28:32,580
Because it's the kind no one
would even fucking suspect.
1411
01:28:33,346 --> 01:28:36,250
He abandoned me, Pumpkin.
1412
01:28:36,349 --> 01:28:39,452
He was a bad man.
1413
01:28:40,755 --> 01:28:46,227
I have given you everything,
sister.
1414
01:28:46,326 --> 01:28:48,529
Why won't you choose me?
1415
01:28:48,629 --> 01:28:51,331
-Because I don't know you!
1416
01:28:51,866 --> 01:28:55,536
And I've been trying
to figure it out for months.
1417
01:28:56,637 --> 01:28:59,006
But Paradise isn't real, Apple.
1418
01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:03,778
So, just tell me.
1419
01:29:05,146 --> 01:29:06,881
Who are you?
1420
01:29:08,316 --> 01:29:10,084
Sister to sister.
1421
01:29:17,457 --> 01:29:19,694
-Oh, my God.
1422
01:29:22,997 --> 01:29:24,866
You're the snake.
1423
01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:30,571
-What? What?
-Sister to sister?
1424
01:29:30,671 --> 01:29:33,708
You've been spying on me,
cuntess.
1425
01:29:35,176 --> 01:29:37,211
You set me up.
1426
01:29:37,311 --> 01:29:39,513
My cupcake didn't
make you fucking sick.
1427
01:29:39,614 --> 01:29:41,015
You took a sip of my latte.
1428
01:29:41,115 --> 01:29:43,050
Coffee makes you vom.
1429
01:29:45,019 --> 01:29:46,621
Snake.
1430
01:29:46,721 --> 01:29:48,723
-Just admit what you did to Dad!
1431
01:29:48,823 --> 01:29:52,526
-Please, please, just tell me.
For me, I need to know, Apple.
1432
01:29:52,627 --> 01:29:55,363
-You did this to yourself,
Pumpkin.
1433
01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:58,398
You want destruction,
and you crave chaos.
1434
01:29:58,498 --> 01:30:00,835
I'm horrific,
but you're a fucking tornado.
1435
01:30:00,935 --> 01:30:04,071
And none of this would have
happened if you hadn't shown up.
1436
01:30:05,039 --> 01:30:06,607
-Well, you're a terrible
fucking friend
1437
01:30:06,707 --> 01:30:08,743
and an even worse sister.
1438
01:30:13,714 --> 01:30:15,950
-You're just fucking like them!
1439
01:30:16,050 --> 01:30:17,518
-You know what, I am.
1440
01:30:17,618 --> 01:30:20,154
And I am nothing like you.
1441
01:30:27,395 --> 01:30:28,763
-Pumpkin...
1442
01:30:43,077 --> 01:30:44,345
-Apple?
1443
01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:06,267
-Daddy's little girl?
1444
01:31:06,367 --> 01:31:08,102
Daddy's little angel?
1445
01:31:08,202 --> 01:31:11,639
He poisoned me first.
1446
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:18,079
A childhood full of his venom
and a slow fucking death.
1447
01:31:21,148 --> 01:31:22,917
Mom?
1448
01:31:24,185 --> 01:31:25,485
Mom?
1449
01:31:25,586 --> 01:31:28,222
Why won't you just let me
protect you?
1450
01:31:28,322 --> 01:31:31,425
Why do you hate me
for saving you?
1451
01:31:35,596 --> 01:31:37,665
-Snake poison was
how I needed to kill him.
1452
01:31:37,765 --> 01:31:40,401
I needed to kill him.
I needed to kill him.
1453
01:31:40,500 --> 01:31:42,003
I needed to kill him.
1454
01:31:42,103 --> 01:31:43,437
And you're just like him.
1455
01:31:43,537 --> 01:31:45,172
No, you're just like her.
1456
01:31:45,272 --> 01:31:49,610
And you're abandoning me
for eliminating a monster.
1457
01:31:49,710 --> 01:31:54,115
How could she not see?
How could she not see me?
1458
01:31:55,449 --> 01:31:58,352
I am the antidote.
1459
01:31:58,452 --> 01:32:00,788
I am Eve.
1460
01:32:00,888 --> 01:32:06,460
I am...reborn.
1461
01:32:17,772 --> 01:32:19,940
Forgive me, Marilyn,
for I have sinned.
1462
01:33:01,215 --> 01:33:04,085
-♪ Let me show you ♪
1463
01:33:04,485 --> 01:33:06,987
♪ What I'm made of ♪
1464
01:33:07,721 --> 01:33:11,058
♪ Good intentions ♪
1465
01:33:11,158 --> 01:33:13,060
♪ Are not enough ♪
1466
01:33:15,362 --> 01:33:18,466
♪ To get me through today ♪
1467
01:33:18,567 --> 01:33:20,267
♪ And this life ♪
1468
01:33:20,367 --> 01:33:23,337
-After a brutal tornado seasonfor the South,
1469
01:33:23,437 --> 01:33:27,308
a storm struck down at manypoints in the Dallas Metroplex.
1470
01:33:27,408 --> 01:33:30,611
At the Highland Place Mall,the tornado hit its peak,
1471
01:33:30,711 --> 01:33:31,946
leaving many of the storesdestroyed.
1472
01:33:32,046 --> 01:33:33,981
-Okay, pumpkin spice latte
for -- Oh.
1473
01:33:34,081 --> 01:33:37,785
-...for any known survivorscontinues.
1474
01:33:37,885 --> 01:33:41,922
-Do you want whipped cream
with that, ma'am?
1475
01:33:42,022 --> 01:33:45,025
-Abso-fucking-lutely I do.
1476
01:33:45,126 --> 01:33:49,430
-♪ At night ♪
1477
01:33:50,798 --> 01:33:53,667
♪ In this life ♪
1478
01:33:53,767 --> 01:33:56,237
-Bluebonnet, your Tutti Fruity
dragon fruit drink.
1479
01:33:56,337 --> 01:34:00,074
For Chrysanthemum,
passion fruit lemonade.
1480
01:34:00,174 --> 01:34:03,310
Caramel black tea.
1481
01:34:03,410 --> 01:34:05,713
Oh, your cake pop.
1482
01:34:28,068 --> 01:34:29,538
-Thanks.
1483
01:34:29,638 --> 01:34:32,773
I'm such a grump when I don't
have my cream dream cake pop.
1484
01:34:36,177 --> 01:34:37,745
Oh, my God, babe.
1485
01:34:40,447 --> 01:34:43,117
I'm completely obsessed
with your bracelet.
1486
01:34:47,221 --> 01:34:48,422
Flowers.
1487
01:34:50,824 --> 01:34:52,159
Look at this.
1488
01:35:04,004 --> 01:35:05,607
Are you looking for a job, babe?
1489
01:35:05,706 --> 01:35:07,374
-♪ Could be insecure ♪
1490
01:35:07,474 --> 01:35:09,743
♪ So you wanna fix me ♪
1491
01:35:09,843 --> 01:35:12,079
♪ Madonna or whore ♪
1492
01:35:12,179 --> 01:35:14,683
♪ If you want, I could be ♪
-Come on.
1493
01:35:14,782 --> 01:35:18,620
-♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt ♪
1494
01:35:18,719 --> 01:35:21,488
♪ And you'd still want her ♪
1495
01:35:22,524 --> 01:35:25,527
♪ I could be your femme fatale ♪
1496
01:35:25,627 --> 01:35:28,329
♪ Or damsel devotee ♪
1497
01:35:28,429 --> 01:35:30,431
♪ Lose myself ♪
1498
01:35:30,532 --> 01:35:32,800
♪ If you want, I could be ♪
1499
01:35:32,900 --> 01:35:36,638
♪ Jesus Christ in a miniskirt ♪
1500
01:35:36,737 --> 01:35:39,507
♪ And you'd still want her ♪
1501
01:35:39,608 --> 01:35:42,843
♪ I, I wanna kill your dad ♪
1502
01:35:42,943 --> 01:35:47,248
♪ I, I, I, I wanna
kiss your neck ♪
1503
01:35:47,348 --> 01:35:51,885
♪ I, I, I, I wanna
fill your bed ♪
1504
01:35:51,986 --> 01:35:56,558
♪ I, I, I wanna
be yours instead ♪
1505
01:35:56,658 --> 01:35:58,959
♪ I, I, I, I wanna ♪
1506
01:35:59,059 --> 01:36:02,062
♪ I could be just like her ♪
1507
01:36:02,162 --> 01:36:06,568
♪ Everything you always
wish I were ♪
1508
01:36:06,668 --> 01:36:08,703
♪ Flawlessly faultless ♪
1509
01:36:08,802 --> 01:36:11,539
♪ She's Jesus Christ ♪
1510
01:36:23,518 --> 01:36:25,319
-Check the north side.
1511
01:36:34,194 --> 01:36:35,863
-Ma'am, you can't be here.
1512
01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:38,600
-Ma'am? Ooh!
1513
01:36:38,700 --> 01:36:42,436
Sharon Sullivan,
Dallas PD Homicide Unit.
1514
01:36:42,537 --> 01:36:44,371
I've been here all day.
1515
01:36:46,907 --> 01:36:49,544
I didn't think she'd kill
her own sister.
1516
01:36:49,644 --> 01:36:51,078
-Wait, what?
1517
01:36:51,178 --> 01:36:53,847
-Oh, I've been undercover
on this case for months.
1518
01:36:53,947 --> 01:36:56,751
Apple is a suspect
in two poisoning cases.
1519
01:36:56,850 --> 01:36:58,319
Isn't that right, Shirley girl?
1520
01:36:58,419 --> 01:37:00,487
-Do you have any idea
what the hell happened here?
1521
01:37:02,456 --> 01:37:04,858
-Well, Pumpkin was spying
on her sister,
1522
01:37:04,958 --> 01:37:06,827
but I never thought that...
1523
01:37:13,300 --> 01:37:14,501
Jane.
1524
01:37:17,237 --> 01:37:18,573
-What the fuck is she doing?
1525
01:37:18,673 --> 01:37:19,907
-Look, look.
1526
01:37:20,007 --> 01:37:24,078
These have cameras
in the binoculars.
1527
01:37:24,178 --> 01:37:26,413
Forensics,
is that the victim's phone?
1528
01:37:26,514 --> 01:37:28,349
Thank you.
1529
01:37:28,449 --> 01:37:31,820
Oh, oh, come on.
1530
01:37:31,919 --> 01:37:33,487
It's connected.
1531
01:37:35,155 --> 01:37:36,990
-We're gonna need backup.
I think we got her.
1532
01:37:37,091 --> 01:37:39,059
-Do we know where she is?
-I can't say for certain,
1533
01:37:39,159 --> 01:37:42,863
but I have a pretty fucking
good idea where to start.
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