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Thank you.

All right. First up is Rain.

Rain is currently a junior at the University of Thornhill School of Law.

With a 3 .8 GPA, she is majoring in pre -law.

Rain's hometown is St. Louis, where she graduated from Garfield High School with

a 3 .9 GPA.

Rain scored a 78 on the Lesbian Legal Intern Attitude Test, a 64 on the

Legal Hypothetical Questions Exam, and an 81 on the Lesbian Legal Policy

Questions essay.

Based on three references, she was given the following ratings.

Motivation, good.

Interpersonal, excellent.

Ability to grasp concepts quickly, average.

Seriousness of purpose, very good.

Second intern, her name is Alyssa.

Alyssa is currently a junior at the University of Thornhill School of Law

3 .6 GPA.

She is majoring in pre -law as well.

Her hometown is Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where she graduated from Sioux

High with a 3 .9 GPA.

Alyssa scored an 81 on the Lesbian Legal Intern Aptitude Test, a 68 on the

Lesbian Legal Hypothetical Questions Exam,

and an 83 on the Lesbian Legal Policy Questions essay.

Based on six references, she was given the following rating.

Motivation, good.

Interpersonal, good.

Pays attention to detail, good.

And her intellectual curiosity is fair.

Alyssa identifies as a lesbian, and her current romantic status is single as

well. Are there any questions for Alyssa?

Our final intern today is Princess.

She is currently a senior at the University of Thornhill School of Law.

With a 3 .6 GPA, she is also majoring in Pre -Law.

Her town is Thornhill, where she graduated from Thornhill High, and she

.2 GPA.

Princess scored a 61 on the Lesbian Legal Intern Attitude Test.

A 55 on the Lesbian Legal Hypothetical Questions exam.

And a 78 on the Lesbian Legal Policy Questions essay.

Based on four references, he was given the following ratings.

Motivation, very good.

Interpersonal, fair.

Seriousness of purpose, good.

Pays attention to detail, average.

And intellectual curiosity, very good.

Princess, I also identify as a lesbian, and her current romantic status is

single.

Are there any questions for Princess?

Actually, this one right here, what's her name again?

Princess. Yeah, I'd like to see more of her. Maybe minus the clothes.

Amanda, tell her to meet me in my office later.

Absolutely.

All right. Well, that is all, ladies. Thank you.

Sorry to disturb you, India.

We just received a call from Tracy Powell.

She wants to come in immediately.

Checked a little bit. She's the wife of plastic surgeon Brad Powell.

Sounds like big money because there's evidence of infidelity.

Get her in here. I'd come in on Christmas Day to sign up a doctor's

this isn't just any doctor.

Set it for 3 o 'clock and be prepared to stay all night with her.

Anything else?

Uh, yes. Actually, I was just looking for the intern. I was going to get her

help me review some real estate valuations. Oh, forget the intern.

Get me everything you can on Dr. Powell and all of his assets. And I do not want

to be disturbed until Mrs. Powell arrives.

Yes, Ms. Summer.

Excuse me, where's the ladies room?

Oh, it's just down the hall and two left.

Thank you. You're welcome.

Can you hold

my calls for a few

minutes? Of course.

Take care of business. No problem.

We were just waiting for the priest to come back.

We have all this. We're just going to pour this in.

So, Alyssa, do those good grades of yours reflect the kind of work you do

at Lesbian Legal?

Well, law school has been really challenging, but my grades definitely

the kind of commitment I make to anything.

I mean, I always do the best job I can, no matter what I'm doing.

I mean, anyone that I've ever worked with before will definitely say that

were happy with my work, and I always try my hardest.

Well, Alyssa, dear, I've worked with girls like you before.

And if you could just be totally honest with me, you'd probably tell me that you

would do a half -assed job and come to work with contempt and disregard for the

job completely.

You're just like this girl I know, fucking Janet.

If you got the keys to this place, you'd probably end up fucking Georgia in the

bathroom.

I didn't see everything that you had over there.

What do you want to see?

I want to check out the entire package to see what I'm getting at you.

That's the most perfect ass I've ever seen in my life.

Well.

I think you are.

I was.

Hello,

is Nick Summer in?

Oh, you must be Mrs. Powell.

Yes. Just go ahead and have a seat. Okay.

Yes?

Mrs. Powell, this is Ms. Summer. Hello.

Mrs. Powell.

Very nice to meet you as well.

Here's the file and...

Mrs. Powell was quick -witted enough to grab Dr.

Powell's cell phone this morning. Would you like me to check his recent numbers?

Yes, right away.

Absolutely. Thank you.

Thank you so much for seeing me on such short notice. You know, I never thought

this day would ever happen, but I knew that if it did, you would be my first

only choice.

Well, you seem to be taking it as well as to be expected.

If you're able, I'd really like to get started today.

I know the sooner we get started, the better our position will be.

Yes, well, I can talk. I'm ready to talk.

Still in a little disbelief.

Samantha will be with you throughout this case.

Now, you're going to need to put in some time with her today and for a few days,

obviously.

But she will take care of everything, and I do mean everything.

Let's get some basic things down today.

Can you tell me about your marriage?

Well, we've been together for 12 years, married for 10.

The thing that hurts me the most is he's rejected me after all I've done for

him. I've put him through medical school, his residency, his specialized

training. It just isn't fair.

Let's get one thing perfectly straight. Fair is where you go to eat corn dogs.

Ride the Ferris wheel and step in monkey poop.

It absolutely has nothing to do with getting what you deserve in a divorce.

I am not going to be seeking fairness for you. I am going to want to get every

single dollar out of him.

Now, are you sure you want me to file this divorce for you?

Yes, I have to. He cheated on me, and I know it for a fact.

I came home from a trip today, and he was in the shower, and I saw his clothes

on the floor, and I found these.

Not my size, style, or color.

Come in.

There's one phone number here that's very interesting.

Several calls over the past week to a Happy Endings massage service.

It operates out of an apartment in the Gaslight District.

Sounds like Dr. Powell has been seeing a prostitute.

Oh my gosh.

I was afraid of that.

Samantha, I'm going to want you to be with Mrs. Powell throughout this case.

I'm going to get my investigator on this right away. Things become

confrontational very quickly, so we're going to need to burn some midnight oil

here. I'm going to need you and Samantha to work out all the details.

Now, we're going to have the upper hand because we're going to file our papers

with the district court tomorrow, or maybe no later than the day after that.

I'm going to need you to get with Samantha, go through everything, and you

not allowed to leave until we have all the details.

I'm going to have Samantha get Cindy on the phone for me, and we'll go from

there.

Okay. All right.

Well, hi, Lisa.

Hi, Lisa. How are you?

Good. How are you, ladies?

Good. How are you?

Do you know where my stepmom is?

She walked off a minute ago through here. I think she might be with

mom, so maybe.

Maybe wait in her office.

Okay, thanks, guys.

No problem.

Notes here.

Ready? I'm ready.

Yes,

hi. May I speak with Ginger, please?

Yes, hi, Ginger. My name is Jennifer.

And I got your number from a Mr. Powell.

Yes, I'm doing an interview on prostitution for an adult magazine.

And I was wondering if you would be interested in being interviewed for

There is pay involved.

You would get paid at the end of the interview.

No, no, no. There's no video. No, it's just all tape recording.

Yes.

Oh, great. You are.

Okay. Well, how does tomorrow sound for you?

Oh, great.

Okay, well, how about the City Hotel?

Okay, well, why don't I give you a call as soon as I get the room number?

Okay, great. That sounds good. All right, Ginger. Thank you. Bye -bye.

Got her.

She's cutting in our hands.

Yeah, is Louisa still here?

Perfect. Can you send her to see me for just a quick minute?

Thank you.

Hi, Janet.

Hey, honey.

Come on in. Have a seat.

Listen, I'm sorry that I came off as being so rude earlier, but I just had a

really important phone call that I had to make. I totally understand.

Don't worry.

I just wanted to make sure that I got a chance to say hello to you. It's been

forever since I've seen you.

You're just looking beautiful.

Oh, thank you. How are you?

Oh, thank you, honey.

So, how are things with Mike?

Are we still seeing him?

No, it's been over for like a month now.

Oh, wow.

God, it has been forever since I've seen you.

I doubted that.

Can you take it anymore?

Well, you don't look too broken up about it, so.

I don't know.

And how are things with Avey?

They're okay.

Still kind of battling some more conflicts.

Oh, are you kidding me?

Oh, honey.

She hasn't slapped you again, has she?

Um, well, she's been threatening and makes me

feel uneasy in the house.

Oh, dear, you know.

Oh, honey, you know, you have some little actions that you can take if

get out of hand.

Yeah, hopefully it'll never get to that point, but... Yeah, you should really

know better.

Yeah. So, I mean... Well, it's nice of you to say and to be thinking of me and

looking out for me. I know.

I worry about you.

You're such a sweet little thing. Thank you.

Such a bright future ahead of you.

So, I hate to say when things are rough for you.

Yeah, it's wrong. I mean, she'll never...

theme me up or anything like that, but there's no excuse, I guess. No, there's

absolutely no excuse for that.

It's so nice to have someone looking after me.

I know I'm not there as much as I should be, but I always try to keep an eye out

for you.

I really appreciate it. Thank you.

My pleasure.

I can't wait.

And I think you'll play with my hair. Yeah.

Okay.

Hmm.

Thank you.

you

I'm a cuddling agent.

as hard as you want.

I'm awake.

I'm home.

I have to go take care of the skywalk.

Thank you.

There we go.

There we go.

I'm sorry.

oh oh

Oh.

Having these big beautiful breaths here in my face.

um um

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Amen.

Oh, it's so pretty.

Thank you.

oh

I can feel it.

Good.

Amen.

Good.

Oh, boyfriend.

Hello. Hi.

Thanks for staying late.

It gets kind of crazy around here, so I thought I'd wait until everybody left

for the day.

Okay. So, your name is Princess, huh?

Yeah. Very nice name.

Yep. Thank you.

Well, you know, there are a lot of girls coming in here every day for this

internship, and it's kind of a big deal, so I'm wondering why I should choose

you.

Well, I'm a really nice person. I really am really into the law thing.

My grades in school were great.

That's important.

I think I would fit in perfectly here. It's something I really want.

Really? Yeah.

And how badly do you really want it?

Really, really want it?

Yeah. I'd do anything you ask.

Anything? Yeah.

Really? Yeah. Well, in case you didn't notice, I'm kind of an a**hole. I

can ask you to do some pretty crazy things.

Okay. Really?

Why don't you stand up?

It looks good on my couch.

Yeah.

I'm going to help out.

Hmm.

It's already wet.

I don't want to bury my face in there.

Yes.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I don't know.

Thank you.

Hey!

So, Mrs. Powell, I'm going to be totally honest with you.

While these divorce proceedings are going on, you are not allowed to date

men. That will really complicate the case, and we really want to get as much

we can out of this, correct?

That is correct.

So, I realize it might take a little time, but we've got a lovely selection

of beautiful women that you can choose from.

But I have to say no men until it's over.

Okay. Okay.

I'm going to have Samantha unveil our lovely ladies.

Absolutely. Thank you.

So, as you can see, Mrs. Powell, we have a lovely array of women here.

Yes, we do. They are all available for the extent of your divorce proceedings,

which, like I said, could take a while, and you're probably going to get lonely.

No men, no men allowed at all.

That's true. Of course, the lovely Samantha is always available as well. Of

course. Yes,

they all are.

Wow, I can't believe it's 12 hours ago I was a happily married woman and now

I'm here.

What the hell? I'm so sorry.

Unfortunately, it's something that we see quite often.

All I can say is that I hope that we can do the best that we can for you and get

as much out of your soon -to -be ex -husband as we can.

So I'm just really sorry about all this. I hope that we can make it all better

for you. Thank you. I'm just really kind of nervous about tomorrow.

Tomorrow is definitely a key. If tomorrow goes through as planned, we're

at possibly getting 80 % to 90 % of Mr. Powell's assets.

It's really, really crucial that things go well tomorrow. So we'll just go over

a few things.

Okay.

First off, you know, you want to make sure that she thinks that you're coming

interview her. So, you know, whether you have a notepad or, so yeah, so have

your recorder, be prepared, try to get the incriminating, get her to say his

name, bring extra money just in case, and just

good luck.

I have to just get you a good night's rest tonight and be all prepared for

tomorrow, and I'm sure you're going to do just fine. Okay.

Everything's going to be okay.

We're just going to get the best information we can and do what we can

and try to make it all better, okay?

That sounds good to me.

Okay.

Again, I'm just really sorry about all this. Thanks. Thanks for the support. I

appreciate it. Absolutely.

It's a hard time.

Yeah.

I guess I will...

I guess I'll just go and get my nightclothes on. Yeah, go and get

comfortable. Okay.

I'll be right back. Okay.

You know, I know we talked about the whole no sex with men in the office and

everything, but I'm thinking maybe I shouldn't have any sex at all.

Just relax.

I'm a professional.

I just want to make you feel good.

I moved in here about three years ago after I graduated University of

and And

then I just moved in and everything took a little while to get settled in that

was shortly after I joined the law firm

Okay,

well the reason I brought you over here Because as you should know,

you didn't do so hot on the runway.

No. Yeah.

Well, I still might have some use for you.

I think it's how I like the way you lied to me in the bathroom.

Yeah. I am a really good liar.

It's a good quality of a lawyer.

I like that. We're all good liars here.

But there's a new case that's coming up.

And it's going to require fresh face. It's an investigative kind of case. I

you to be able to use your skills.

What is the case about?

Well, all I can say right now is that it's investigative.

You need to be able to use your skills.

All your skills.

Okay. Think you can do that?

I know I can.

Oh, there's that lie again.

I like that.

Okay, well, if you can continue lying like that, I think we

can use a little more of you.

I think I can only get better at lying.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

All right. That's good.

Good. I like that.

Yeah. Okay.

Well, I have to finish up getting into more comfortable clothes. You caught me

in the middle of it. So what I'm going to do is finish.

You can come with me. Take another sip of your wine real quick for me. Okay.

I like that. You're obedient.

Come with me. It's really good.

I like it.

have a seat over there.

Okay.

Oh.

Yeah. Sorry about that.

Well, this job that you're going to be applying for, so to speak, requires some

sexual interaction.

Oh, really?

Yeah. And I'm just wanting to make sure that you qualify.

Are you up for that?

Definitely.

I think you're telling the truth.

Yeah, that's good.

Can we just test out and see if it works? See if there's chemistry there at

least? Yeah.

Stand up and show me.

You can make it for that runway show, you know.

Nice.

Give me a little turn.

Give me a little turn.

Good.

That is amazing.

I'm glad you approve.

Oh, they're perfect.

I remember them from the bathroom.

Oh, dear.

I love you.

You take the initiative.

I want to prove I'm serious.

How do you like it? You're doing just fine.

I'll let you know.

Oh, God.

Oh, it's okay.

Yeah,

put your hand up on it and kiss it. I want you to kiss it. Yeah.

Just like that.

long nails just put one in.

What?

I didn't think you'd have time to take on another case, especially an adoption

amendment. Oh, this one.

I do.

So what do you know about this Olivia Calvert?

Well, she's one of the Calvert granddaughters. She always has front

Philharmonic.

Well, about five years ago, she adopted her then 17 -year -old girlfriend.

Well, because she wasn't 18 yet, the adoption law still applied, so she was

to get the inheritance rights included.

Wow. How old was Olivia?

Let's just say she was curiously older.

This idea wasn't for the adoption of Olivia's or the girl.

Well, given that old man Calvert owned a few copper mines and railroads, she

probably knew what she was getting into, marrying an older woman.

So, let me get this right.

Unless I'm missing something here.

Olivia was having sex with her adopted daughter?

Yes, and knowing Olivia, she was doing it well and with regularity.

So, lesbian legal gets another luscious case with a lot of visibility.

And lots and lots of money.