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I'm not bitching, bro.

Look at that duck. That duck's just roaming free around this fucking place.

There's absolutely no water around here, is there? Oh yeah, there's a canal

somewhere over there. It started raining, huh? Sprinkling?

This is probably not a good day.

Problem not, bruh. Not a good day to be shopping.

Shut up.

Yo, who is this guy?

I don't know. We'll let him on the fucking... Who is this fucking guy?

Yo, how long has it been since you've been on the bus there, uh...

Did I kick you off?

Shit. Don't get off the van today, boy.

You might get kicked off again.

Where we at, man? Where the fuck we at? Is this one of your little

neighborhoods? Of course.

Let fucking this guy drive.

Hey.

Never frills.

Let this guy drive and that's it. He takes us to Hialeah. The guy can't.

Hi, Aaliyah.

Can't get out of Aaliyah, huh?

Nope.

Look, there's no one here. Let's just go. Let's just... Go where, bro?

Why not? I mean, I know... I don't know where, but... It's gotta be somewhere.

You wanna go fuck at Fort Lauderdale?

Or the beach again? Yeah, that's what's up.

Just some sunlight.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Oh, shit!

Yo, look at that... Look at that girl over there.

I didn't see her until right now.

Fuck. I didn't see her. I

still don't see her. She's right there behind that other bitch.

Yo,

she's got... Shut up, boy.

Yeah, real slow, real slow.

I like doing the creep thing.

Well, that's actually a good thing so you're saying guys always look at you

Fuck, then you know what? You're perfect, then.

You're perfect.

Do you model?

No, I don't. No?

No, I don't. Oh, my God, it's raining.

It is.

Well, listen.

Yeah, you put your hoodie on. Yeah, I don't want you to get all... Listen,

looking for someone to do... We do workout videos, you know, like on Tube,

the Internet. Yeah.

But so far, we got a bunch of male ones. We got this guy. He's our other actor.

But we're looking for, we don't get as many views as we want, so we're thinking

about changing it up and putting some females on it.

But we just don't know anyone, so we're just kind of cruising around, seeing if

we can find a hot chick that's working out that would maybe help us out.

Is that jogging in the rain?

It's downpouring. Come on, get in here.

Look, we pay you for your time. I'll give you 40 bucks for your time.

But if you want to step in because it's raining, I mean, it's downpouring.

Come on in.

In. Come on in.

She's scared.

Okay. Don't be scared.

Take a seat. Take a seat.

Stop left.

Stop.

Yeah, so.

Hey, go sit in the back. Sit in the back.

All right.

So, hold on. Before you leave. Yeah, where are we driving?

No, no, no. We're not going anywhere.

We're just going to let you know our story.

Okay, so I'm just parked here. Just park real quick. I don't want to freak her

out. You know, we're not going anywhere.

Then again, who jumps into a random van, right?

Well, she's trying to get out of the rain.

She doesn't want to fuck with me either. Oh, look at her.

Oh, my God. You know what? That works really well for a video.

So what we do is, you know, we have, you know, several different channels on

workout and stuff like that. We got, you know, a couple hundred views so far.

Wait, what are you guys' names?

That's, um... Tyler.

Tyler. Hi, Elena.

Elena, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.

My name is Lou.

Hi, Lou, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

So, um, what was your... You didn't say your name. Elena.

Elena? Yeah. Oh, you said... I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention. Come on now.

So, how old are you, Elena?

22. So, I don't know, would you be interested? Have you ever been on camera

before? No, I haven't.

It's just for Tubes, you know, Tube site.

Just for, you know...

It's nothing major, but we'd be willing to pay for your time.

It'd be a couple videos, you know, like little 10 -minute videos. We'd go to a

gym, you know.

Fitness only? Yeah, fitness only. Yeah, we'd go to a fitness gym and we'd, you

know, basically you would talk to the camera and, you know, we would make you

like our big spokeswoman, you know, kind of like our host that would, you know.

Do you guys have like a company you work for or like any? Well, we're a startup.

Okay. You know, so we're brand new, so there's really nothing.

Primarily. Okay. And an activity group, so. Well, I don't know much about

fitness and all that. I work at a bank.

You work at a bank? Awesome.

Well, I can teach you, and so can my friend here, though.

Yeah, and, you know, a good way to make some extra dough, right? It's all just

acting. It's just acting.

Okay.

I mean, it's half the battle getting out here and jogging and shit like that.

No, I can't. It's raining out.

You live right around the corner?

Mm -hmm.

Okay. So you'd be interested?

How much money are you guys offering?

Well, it pays... I mean, I don't know. You're pretty... I mean, you're actually

pretty photogenic.

You got some really nice... Don't get... I'm just checking your eyes out. You

have really blue eyes.

Okay,

guys.

Thanks. I'm sure you hear that all the time, right?

You got these nice lips, too.

Sorry, I don't mean to...

It's already sketching up being in here.

Yeah, sorry about that.

Yeah, you're totally safe.

So we pay, you know, like $100 an episode.

An episode? Is that what you call it? Yeah, an episode, man. I was thinking

like a clip.

Like a $100 clip?

But we'd like to see, because you're kind of covered up. Yeah. We'd like to

of...

like see what your body fat ratio is and see what your... Your body mass index,

your percent of fat, and also what it's going to look like on camera. It's very,

very important.

I don't know any of that stuff.

Well, it's basically just, we just need to like see like... We got to check out

your frame. Go ahead and lift your arm up.

Okay. You want to do the pitch test?

Should I flex or no?

No flex needed. Go ahead and just stretch your arm all the way out.

It's like 5 % to 7%. Okay. All right. All right. See, don't worry. We're going

to be doing before and after.

No, no, no.

We're going to get you down to like 1%. Like you're going to be fucking smoking.

When you grab onto that machine, I want it to read error.

As in it can't even fucking read it. 0 % body fat. So we're just trainers?

In a sense. We're not licensed.

But we've been training for a long time.

And Lou here is one of the biggest guys we've got.

Okay. So do I have to pay you guys to get me fit? No, no, no. That's going to

a part of it. That's why we're going to pay a little.

But, you know, we're going to, yeah.

So can we see your stomach? We need to see, like, can you sit up a little more?

I'm blocking the road, all right? Okay. Yeah.

Okay. Go ahead. Yeah. All right.

I'm not sweaty.

It's okay.

About 4%. Ah.

So you're working on that six -pack, huh?

Kind of.

Yeah, when we get done with you, you're going to have a six -pack. You're going

to be looking great.

You're going to be looking great.

Oh, wow. All right.

I like it. I like it.

I think she likes it.

And we're going to, like, we do a lot of, like, we tone up everything. Do you

mind if you turn around?

We just want to see the legs, the back of your legs, your glutes.

Just kind of see what we're working with to see how much work we have. Everybody

in the tube site wants to see a girl.

do a squat so we just want to make sure that your legs where are you from

what's your nationality russian you're russian where are you rushing to you're

in a hurry oh whoa all right here we go don't worry just

hang on tight you need to brace yourself okay good yeah

Okay, that's good. That's good.

We're just checking the body fat. We're just checking the body fat. Sorry.

Don't get too touchy -feely now.

Okay. I think that's my cue to take this over.

Do you have a boyfriend or anything? What do you think he's going to say

it? I have a guy friend. You have a guy friend? Yeah. Is that a guy that you

sleep with? No, he just cares about me.

We've been friends for a while, so it's just... So you're a sugar daddy?

No.

So wait, with that being said, so you haven't slept with any guys?

I mean, no boyfriend?

Your guy friend? No?

No, just doing me right now, working out, looking good, working hard.

Working hard, huh? Making money and paying bills.

Paying bills?

Yeah. So you live alone?

Yeah.

You said you worked at a bank. Does that pay you well?

It's a little higher than minimum wage, yeah.

A little higher than minimum wage, but down here it's shit, right?

Mortgages, insurance, everything. Full -time, and I do little side gigs here

there just to make babysitting things.

Babysitting, okay. What would you usually get paid for something like

four hours babysitting?

Forty. Forty bucks?

Something like that. This is like $10 an hour. Yeah, that's not bad.

Looks like a bad babysitter. As hot as her.

Yeah. They don't exist.

Would you maybe babysit for us one time?

You know, after.

Sure. Yeah, I love kids. So you're looking for any kind of extra work? I

resume that's like decked out with a whole bunch of random things that I can

So I'm always looking for an opportunity to make some extra cash.

That's nice.

Well, this clip could definitely offer you an opportunity to make some extra

cash. Am I fit enough for it? If it's a fitness thing?

In all honesty, that decision doesn't fall on me. It falls on the loop.

I do want to get in shape. If you guys can help me, that would be awesome.

Are you open -minded?

I like to think so, yeah.

Okay, what if I told you, I mean, I'd have to, you know, to really see how

fit you really need to be, you know, or how much you need to get. I really need

to see you as not necessarily 100 % nude, but I need to see your body

You know. Like sports bra.

Sports bra and a pair of panties or something. Just so I could, you know,

see, you know. What you have to work with. What I have to work with.

You know, and then we can work on it from there. I don't know. Would you be

willing to, I mean, you could take your shirt off.

And then, you know, I mean, you keep your bra on.

Oh, no. No? No.

No, you wouldn't take your shirt off?

I know, it's hard for girls. I'll take my shirt off.

It's hard for girls to, you know. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I don't even know you guys.

What do you mean? I'm Tyler. This is Lou.

Do you need an ID or something?

That'd be kind of cool.

Kind of cool?

Oh, you want an ID?

Yeah, give her an ID. I'll give you an ID. Look, you know what?

Here, you can even text it to your friend. Just for peace of mind.

That's fine. You can even text it to your friend.

Sorry, guys. It's just like for my own peace of mind. It would be really nice.

Hey,

I don't mind.

She's serious.

This is one of my fake IDs.

You picked that one up this morning, right?

I like your middle name.

I'll stick a picture and everything.

All right. All right. See, it's all good. You can send that to whoever you

You never know. You've got to be safe.

Hey, that's fine.

So what if I told you, look, you know what? What did we say so far, actually?

I think I said $40 the whole time.

So look, you're already making money. Here you go. Here's your $40.

For what?

Well, for the interview. I mean, to showing up and, like, talking and

considering being in our videos.

Go ahead, take it. Really?

Yeah. Not like, oh, you guys, like... No, no, no. That's all you. I didn't

want to.

You know, that's a whole other story.

That's all you right there.

But listen.

Uh -oh.

I'll give you 60 to make it an even 100.

If you, uh, kind of take that shirt off and just show us what, you know.

what we're going to have to work with as far as... I just want to see your, you

know, see how much work we need. It's just a shirt. It's like going to the

beach. Your top is your bikini. Your bra.

Yeah, you can keep your bra on. Well, it's not that scenario right now. We're

here. It was raining outside, so it's kind of wet. Any money?

60 bucks?

Look, you don't have no boyfriend.

We're not asking for anything sexual. You're just simply taking off your

For professional reasons.

No, but I need to see your skin. I need to see your whole body. I need to see

your back, how much back muscle you have, how much toning you need to do.

for an online video. You know, we're not just supposed to perf trying to get you

naked here.

Yeah, I just need to see what we're doing. That's all. Come on.

Oh, look at her.

She's a banker.

Okay,

we'll back up. A little nervous?

We'll give you a little space.

There you go. See, you got a nice bra, too.

I got to see what you're working with. That doesn't exactly work for us here. I

got to see what we're working with.

So let's see here.

Can you drop down to your knees real quick right here?

Just so you get kind of... So we get a full length of your body. Yeah, so you

get to sit upright.

There you go. Can you take the shirt off, please?

There you go. All right. I'll take my clothes from you.

Okay, so...

I like it. Can you pull your hair back?

Good. I'm not wearing a sports bra. You're pretty thin already, you know.

All right. You been working on your body for a while?

I've been trying to. It's just hard with working so much.

Well, Smith's eating. What's your eating habits like?

I like seafood too much.

Seafood? Sushi.

Sushi? Yeah. Turn to the side so we can see a profile of your stomach.

All right. So you got nice hips as well.

So you're pretty thin already. You know, I don't think we have that much to do.

Nice nipples on the back.

We'll rotate around. Yeah, that would be perfect.

Absolutely perfect.

There you go. I like that. I like it.

I think, though, that we need to see more.

In all honesty, because what she's going to be wearing won't be these pants.

No. At least it's gone to us.

No. At least it's gone to us.

I mean, I'm just being honest, though.

You got a great smile.

Beautiful eyes.

So much to get me a jog in today.

Well, we could get another workout in. Yeah, there's other workouts with

Get you in a lot of cardio.

That's what I need to do.

Yeah, you need to do cardio, right?

Cardio is the best way to train that fast.

So what, do you guys do, like, weightlifting? Is that what the... We do

weightlifting, cardio, we do everything.

But I want to give you, I want to give you $60 to take that bra off.

Where's it paying me to take my clothes off?

See, now you know where you're going with this, right?

Yeah.

That's right. Hang on tight.

$60?

Listen,

we're all adults.

You're not going to get harmed because you have my ID picture on your phone.

yeah, that's right.

So, you know, it's...

This is all just fun and games, that's all.

Come on, you only live once, right? You only live once.

You don't have no boyfriend.

You're nervous?

A little bit.

Does it excite you just a little bit?

The adrenaline rush is kicking in, yeah.

There could be excitement in that space.

Well, why don't you try it? Live once a little bit. Live a little bit. Have you

ever flashed anybody before?

Never. Oh, come on. Be real. Never in your life?

So I'll give you 60 bucks to flash us. First time flash in your life.

It's just us here. No one sees.

That's awesome.

You should be happy.

I mean, we can take it back. I mean, if that's the problem.

You don't want it.

No, I need it.

There you go. See what's wrong with a little bit of cash.

Okay. You know what? She said, okay, look, there's the money.

Oh, whoa.

Oh, shy.

It's okay.

Really quick. One, two, three.

Just a quick flash?

No, no, no. I mean, lose the bra really quick.

Come on. Let's see what we're working with.

Oh. Oh my god!

Damn!

There you go, let it drop.

Aww, how cute!

That's so awesome.

Okay, woohoo!

Yeah, right?

That's good!

Live a little bit. It's on my bucket list.

Okay. Alright, well let go of it then. Let go of it.

Let them be free. There, now you can scream.

Is that a giant only kicking head?

Yeah. And I'm hungry after jogging, too.

Uh, I think we got a footlong.

Do you wish it was a footlong?

Ouch. That hurt right here.

Right here.

Oh, my gosh.

So, you nervous?

You feel good.

Don't you feel liberated?

Yeah. You feel free?

Breath of fresh air. I've never done anything like this. This is way... I

never, ever see myself doing this.

Well, why don't you push me off a little more?

You know what? Have a seat. Just relax.

Sit next to her. You okay with me sitting next to you?

Yeah, I just have to babysit later on, so I don't know how long this

going to be. Don't worry about that.

Well, take your money. You're making good money. You don't need to... It's a

of money.

Yes, it is.

Where do you... Do you guys...

A lot of

private investors go into this. Oh, okay.

You know, I'm thinking, look how beautiful she looks.

Amazing.

Absolutely amazing.

Now, you're stunning.

Look at her eyes.

You should look at her clothes, Kyle.

Kyle, look at her clothes.

Look at those eyes, right?

Oh,

sir. Look.

She likes it.

The last time you had a guy kiss you.

Wow,

you haven't been with a guy in a while?

So do you like that?

Does that feel good?

Yeah. Do you want him to stop?

I honestly don't want him to stop, but I don't know him.

Sure you know him.

What can you do?

Really get that cardio in there.

Is that what you guys were talking about? The cardio?

Come on.

Enjoy it. That feels really nice.

Feels really nice?

Mm -hmm.

Just stare right here into the camera.

Show us those eyes.

And you're cute, too, so that makes it better.

The

problem

is, you're just so damn hot.

It's really, really hard to just get on a bicycle.

Notice how she's not letting go, though.

Okay.

We're working out.

Nice and slow.

Start you off.

I'm going to give her a massage. Turn

around. You want a little massage?

Put your knees right there.

You don't mind if we massage your neck a little bit? You got a nice little jog.

Is it really nice here?

Everybody loves a butt massage. Is it nice?

No panties.

Do you want me to pull them back up?

Are you sure?

Are you sure you want me to pull them back up?

No, that's good.

Oh my gosh, it's amazing.

That massage.

Thank you.

Should I say thank you? I know, you shouldn't have thanked me yet. I haven't

even done anything.

That's good.

That's good.

Two fingers?

You

like

that, huh?

That's right.

There you go.

Spread that.

Tyler?

Yeah?

Keep going.

That's right, suck on that finger.

Suck on that finger.

understand.

Damn.

Whoa.

Let's cheer up when you go to bed today.

Keep going, keep going. That's right, that's right. There you go.

Keep fucking me.

Keep going.

Hard.

I'm gonna come.

I'm gonna come.

Well, that's all right.

Is this so bad?

Suck in that fucking tongue. I saw that. Suck it.

Suck in those fucking fingers.

out of that cock nice and fast and hard.

Yes. Use that hand too.

Multitask.

Yes.

Open that mouth nice and wide. Yes.

Yeah, I got a workout.

See, you got some cardio in.

I got some cardio in. And a protein shake. So listen, I got to tell you a

secret.

Uh -oh. There is no workout video.

Why is she looking at me?

I kind of figured. You kind of figured that?

I mean, I'm still down if it's an opportunity.

Yeah,

you made some money today.

Where's that money? It was right... Oh, wait, there's her.

Shit, there's her.

Where's your money at? I think it fell behind the couch.

Is it back there? Hang on.

You know what?

Here, let me get out.

Let's get out.

Let's just find that money, because that's not... Oh, yeah.

Here, we'll help you find that money. Let's just get out. Air out.

Air out everything. Yeah, come on out. Let me check your pockets.

Yeah, right? Air it out. Let's clean up the trash a little bit.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, come on out here for a second.

I got your bra.

I got your bra.

I need that.

Come on, here you go.

Here you go.

Here's your bra.

Here, look.

Oh, shit. Guys?

Guys? Whoa. Guys?

Shit. Well, this is, uh... Uh -uh.

This is awkward.

Why'd they leave us here?

Well, they weren't supposed to leave us. They were sort of just supposed to

leave you.

But this is kind of awkward.

They were supposed to leave me?

Yeah. Like, just fuck me and then, like... Yeah, but it doesn't look like

went as planned.

Shit. Well, they were supposed to leave me, so... Well, yeah, that's... Yeah,

the funny thing is that, um...

Yeah, so just one second. I'm gonna come on my face. Yeah, let me one second I'm

gonna get my phone and we'll call someone to pick us both up. Oh shit.

they go