All language subtitles for Are We Dead Yet 2019 - ENGLISH

I have worked with real estate
for as long as I can remember.

That was the guys' and my big trick.
But not buying and selling.

More to break in.

But an advanced job
sent us behind bars.

After two and a half years and
good behavior, I kept a low profile

and had learned a lesson, especially about
how to become a better thief.

Gavin!
Make sure the drink is halal, brother.

When I came out, I swore
to leave everything behind.

But that was before I was
reunited with these three.

-That accent. Are you from England?
-Yes, London.

I've been there a couple of times.
It's in Liverpool, right?

What? No, London, man.

That's Gavin. He can't put together
a puzzle, but he's good behind the wheel.

Nice. Boys? How about
some shots and cocktails afterwards?

-Cocktails?
-No balls Barry, the smartest thief.

-I think we should have champagne.
-We have money in the bank.

-Where are the girls?
-I don't need a bite anymore.

I can wipe my ass
with dollar bills instead.

We got at least 50,000 pounds each.
Let's live for them.

We'll grab a bottle of Dom Perignon
tonight and party, okay? Let's go!

And Alan. There's not a safe
he can't open.

Don't forget the gold coins. We haven't counted
them yet. Who knows what they're worth?

Listen, guys.
We're here to hide.

Let's take it easy tonight,
then we can do anything tomorrow.

-I'll have my own drink.
-Okay, Mads.

Hello.
Can I have an orange juice, please?

But one lesson we should all have
learned was to stop at the top,

but we didn't.

Hi, I have an appointment with Tyrone.

It's cold, we'll probably get snow.

Okay.

-Hello, honey.
-Is everything okay?

-Sorry, I'm late.
-Mads, you're not the only one.

Speak for yourself,
I'm late.

Excuse me. Do you need me to remind you
of the time you had booked?

And the time when you decided to
come, or have you forgotten?

You had an appointment at 11,
but you came at 12,

just to make my life
more miserable.

-Excuse me, what did you say?
-Are you heading to Oxford Street?

-What are you going to buy this time?
-Wait a minute, I have to answer.

Hi, honey.
I'm getting extensions done.

Yes, extensions.
I have to run, just sat down.

Okay, hello.

What? White girls can
have extensions too.

Is everything okay, man?

Hey, boys. How are you?
Fine.

-You're late, man.
-It's God's time I keep.

-God's time?
-Has mass begun?

-No.
-You know they won't start without me.

Be aware that the devil comes
in all kinds of guises.

Some of it seems tempting,
but we must be very careful.

so that we are not tempted. You know
that the devil is also on social media, right?

He's there!
And he wants us to be evil.

They appear as queens
and princesses, but in reality

They look like dragons, mosquitoes and lizards.
It hurts to look at them.

Once I saw...
Excuse me, but why are you late?

I warned you last week
and the week before. You come here and make a noise.

If it was the club room,
you would have been here in time.

We must be able to teach the younger
generation that comes after us.

They are very stubborn. Look at how
they dress for the fair, for example.

Look here! Is this a pajama party?
You might as well be naked.

For what you're trying to hide...
Everyone's looking at your breasts anyway.

You're just making a fool of yourself.
Look at your mother.

She's upset about the way you dress.
God wants you to dress like her.

In the eyes of the Lord, you are sloppy.
You make me lose concentration.

when I talk to you now.
You have to change. If we...

-That's not true.
-A phone, that's what I'm talking about.

There you go. It's... Look at him.

-How... I'll just take this.
-It's okay. I'll get the things.

Hello?

Is that you, Parksey?

What's going on, man?

Yes, go on. I'm listening.

That sounds interesting.
What do I get out of it?

100 pounds a piece?

Okay. Hvorn�r?

A woman can never
have too many shoes.

Okay, I'm in.

I said I'm in, right?

Fine. Count on me. Strong.

We'll talk later. Hello.

What? What have I done?

I said I would read it.
I would never go in there myself.

Fucking sissy.

-And driver?
-I can drive, Mr. Sand.

I mean Bob. I'll fix it.

-Do you have a driver's license?
-Exactly.

-Not yet, but I'm working on it.
-Is he answering again?

-Are you answering again?
-No...

I would never do that, Bob.
But why does he always get the good jobs?

Look, I've been around
since I was about 13.

-Now it starts again.
-Go on.

I'll never forget that bastard
who was unpleasant to my mother.

Already at that age I said:

"You idiot!" And before he could
get his hands to his head...

...I knocked him down. He stood up
and vanished like a wizard.

He was trying to play smart,
and I thought...

...that from that day on
I wouldn't be where you are now.

To want to be and wish
you were like me.

Don't worry, my boy.
I have a job for you.

Now I know.
I'll ask Gavin to find the route.

-Gavin? That Gavin? He's an idiot.
-No, he's okay.

He's harmless and at least he's trying.
He just wants to get up.

So, how hard can it be?

- Didn't you say it was okay?
- Shut up, man.

-We've been here a long time.
-Be quiet, he's busy.

-Yes, but you said...
-Damn it! Shut him up.

The flashlight.

I forgot it in...
Sorry, but I was busy.

Hurry up, come on!

This is tough.

One, two, three...

Gulls, geese, seagulls.
The guy got his locks up.

-Come on.
-You know what to do. Three minutes.

Gav is waiting with the engine running.
Barry, you have two minutes.

Sorry.

-Man. What do you think this is?
-It's big. Where do you want it?

-I can take it out myself.
-Go now.

I've always wanted one like that.
And the manual is there too.

You've wasted five minutes.

-Look, here are some goods.
-Put it in the bag.

-Hurry up!
-Gav has read it. The alarm has been disconnected.

-Damn! Come on, let's get out of here!
-Come on!

I have them.

-I will never be defeated.
-Come on!

-Did Mom make sandwiches?
-Don't tease me.

-Your mom is so cute.
-I told you not to tease me.

-Don't do it.
-Quiet! What was that?

-Don't worry, someone else will take it.
-But it was 54 Lydia Crescent,

so we are the closest unit.

-Hello?
-What? Our shift has just started.

-Be careful, the suspects may...
-Yes, yes.

Echo 1?
Can we get a description of the suspects?

-They might be at the crime scene.
-Okay, let's go. Check it out.

Hurry up!

-Where is...
-Hello! I'm here, hurry up!

-Quick! Come on!
-What is this?

You said I should get a sled.
That was the only one I could get.

I said a getaway car!
I thought you knew what I meant.

-Should we tell everyone where we are?!
-It was very short notice.

It's a burglary, not a vacation!
Of course, it's on short notice.

-Where did you get it from?
-My brother-in-law.

-He doesn't do that kind of thing.
-Idiot! So you get a car.

with big letters on the side
and the company's phone number on?

Damn it! Now we're going!

-Honestly?
-My girl was out shopping.

In a getaway car?! Are you crazy?!
Just jump in the car.

-We're going!
-It's a fucking nightmare.

-Please be patient.
-Patient? We just committed a burglary.

-Come on, hurry up!
-Wait, I'm getting sick.

-It's called a heart murmur.
-Yes, I'm having a heart attack.

Come on!

Start the car!

Start the car!

Yes! Have some confidence.

There they are.
We'll take them right away.

-Wait, don't rush.
-They're getting away!

Don't worry, we'll give them a head start, and then
we'll turn on the turn signal and start the chase.

-It's getting more exciting.
-Now relax.

I understand you're up to speed,
but trust us.

We do things
a little differently out here.

Besides, there's only one road from here
to the city. We're asking them to block the road.

-That's the gem.
-Just wait and see.

If you say so...

Who has left
their shopping bags?

-Damn...
-Straight down and next left!

-Gap it, Gav!
-What's going on?

-Come on!
-What's going on?

-Gav, what's going on?
-We've run out of gas.

-Gasoline?
-Run dry?

Gav, you're kidding.
A getaway car with no gas? You mean that?

-I don't know...
-The hell with me.

What's happening?

We're out of gas.

-Are you kidding me?
-Don't worry, Barry.

-I'm sorry.
-I don't want to go to jail again.

Let me think.

-Think, Parksey.
-A job, just a job!

Hey! Come here, quickly.

Come on!

At the moment, I repeat... Do we have
any other units nearby?

I repeat, be careful.

-Come on, hurry up.
-Wait a minute!

-Did you hear that?
-What?

-That.
-What?

If I knew what it was,
I wouldn't ask.

Just keep going.

-That's not funny, Al!
-Now relax.

Do you know how much we just made?
Come on.

It's just a little bit of fun.
Didn't you ever go camping as a kid?

This is not camping, Al.
And no, I didn't.

Insects, spiders...
No thanks.

Where did Parksey go?

You shouldn't be out here alone.

I am not...

-I am not...
-These forests, this land...

The trees and branches...

The shadows and the wind...

It's all true.

-What are you talking about, man?
-You shouldn't be here.

It's not safe.
None of you should be here.

She always watches over you.
They always watch over you.

They see everything and everyone.

You, your friends.
Get out of here while you still can.

We are not planning on camping here,
if that's what you mean.

-Here he is.
-Parksey?

Where have you been?

Was that really there?

-Who were you talking to?
-The old man, he was...

-Where have you been?
-Are you okay?

I think you've watched
too many horror movies.

Don't go into the woods today, because they will
scare you and have demon blood.

I'm sure. We've been in a circle.
I recognize that tree.

What's your name?
Bear Grylls? David Attenborough?

-How can you remember a tree?
-I mean what's on the tree, idiot.

"Debbs was murdered here."

-What?
-Some kids were playing a prank.

-Didn't you guys scratch things in trees as kids?
-Yes, "Sam and Peter kissed here."

Or "Barry was here 2011,"
but not "Debbs was murdered here."

-What was it?
-Probably a donkey or something.

-That didn't sound like a donkey.
-I don't like this place.

Come on, let's continue.

Come on.

There's a light over there. Probably an old
farm. Maybe we can spend the night there.

Here, we'll put it all here
and pick it up tomorrow morning.

We're going.

Barry, give me the bag.

Now we go!

-What was that? Did you hear...
-What?

-I think I heard something.
-No, it was probably just...

-...the engine or something like that.
-Yes, it was the car.

-No, it came from behind.
-No, there was nothing.

Okay. Then we'll check inside.

Nothing in here.

It appears
they fled through the forest.

I'll call for reinforcements, then we can
follow them. They must be nearby.

-I don't want to run through there.
-And I'm not doing it now.

It is said to be... haunted.

Hjems�gt?

Really?
Come on, don't be silly.

Haven't you heard the stories
about Dakelow Castle?

No, should I?

It is said that it was owned by
the wife of a very rich nobleman many years ago.

Yes, she had an affair and left
her husband and married someone else.

with whom she had five beautiful daughters.

Once upon a time, there was a distant kingdom with
a princess from the Heldane steppe.

-Childy, why are you awake?
-I'm reading, Dad.

-And your sisters?
-Greta has gone to bed,

Gretel is with mother,
and Gilda is playing games.

-And Gertrude?
-Nobody likes her.

When the girls got older, they were met
by boys who had traveled far.

-The four.
-Yes, the four beautiful ones.

If a man or boy came near
the house and even looked at them...

...then they disappeared without a trace.

Go over there. Go to the door.

-What's the worst she can say?
-It's not her I'm afraid of.

It's her father.
No one comes to the women.

-But maybe if I...
-Don't be such a whiny bastard.

That's why he's not
a real man yet.

-He has never harvested the oats yet.
-Yes, I have!

Wait a minute. So the last breast
you caressed was your mother's?

-You should be ashamed of yourself!
-Stay here. I'll fix it in no time.

Trench!

At first they thought it was their father who
wanted to kill and bury them under the estate.

You know how fathers can be.
But these were women... and children.

-Can't we just go home?
-Don't be such a wimp.

-But now she's sitting, you know...
-Everyone in town is making fun of her.

-I'm not afraid.
-Aren't you?

-I'm just asking.
-Neither am I. Come on, let's go.

-What do we do now?
-Go home.

-We can't just leave them there.
-Yeah, we're going home.

It's been for sale for a very long time.
People don't go near it at all.

They don't even dare look.
There's a curse on it.

-A curse?
-Yes, they summoned priests and monks.

All sorts from all over the world
to get rid of the spirits.

Longwire can remove
ghosts and evil spirits.

It's never gone wrong
when I wanted to remove a sheep.

I am Father Frederick!

Come forward!

God, have mercy!
There is a curse here!

And did they do that?
Get rid of the ghosts?

Go away!
Return to your world.

You are not welcome here! Get out!

-No, not really.
-And do you really believe this?

If you want to look around...
go ahead.

-But you do it at your own risk.
-Yes, we... I...

-You, Mr.
-Me.

Brian? James...?

-My face.
-What's going on?

I also tore myself on the branches.

Me too.

Where are we? In Narnia?

More like Transylvania.

Brother... I'm not going in there.
It actually says "You die" on it.

A better suggestion, wise men?
Let me take the floor.

The crane truck won't arrive until
tomorrow morning.

There is a curse here.
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Would you let them stay the night
if they knocked on your door?

So... No, I'm not going in there.

The door opened by itself. What
kind of house does that? We're going somewhere else.

Yes, I agree. Maybe we can
find a place nearby.

If you haven't noticed,
the cops are still looking for us.

-One night doesn't kill anyone.
-Why do you say "kills"?

You know what? You can go in first.
I don't want to do that.

I'm the black guy,
and you know how it goes in the movies.

I didn't want to die first.
I've seen Scream 2, Ghost, The Unborn.

He's right. And Alien. It's funny,
because you're the fastest runners in the world.

and yet you always get
caught first. I don't understand.

It's in the movies, not in reality.
So you go in first.

Come on.

Hello? Hello? Is anyone home?

There's no one here. Come on, let's go.

There is no electricity.

-We're going.
-Going? Where? No.

Can't we just stand by the door?

Pivskid.

Listen. I think
we should stay by the door.

What the hell!
Parksey? We've hit the jackpot.

The things here
must be worth a fortune.

Creepy.
Have you seen all those cobwebs?

Who are these?
They are very beautiful.

Strange.
It doesn't seem to be finished.

-What the hell was that?
-Are you scared?

-No.
-I'm doing the ladies'.

What? One of us or them
should go, if now.

What if? I'm a big girl,
so it'll be fine.

Yes, but Mads, it's a big,
strange house. Are you sure?

-Come on!
-Gav, I need to go to the bathroom.

-Yes, but it's...
-I'll be fine.

Okay.

-Parksey? Look behind you.
-Yeah, I'm too easy.

-It says "cheated" on the forehead, doesn't it?
-No, seriously. Gavin, there at the door.

-Damn idiot.
-They're standing right there.

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

Help.
Barry, you're just nervous and scared.

-What the hell are you doing?
-Take it easy and count to three.

-Are you having fun?
-Read it!

One, two... three.

Thank you, God.
I promise to go to church on Sunday.

And no more weed,
alcohol and women...

No more weed and alcohol,
I promise.

I'm fine now, boys.

There were two of them,
and they looked alike. Twins.

Yes, yes.
Take it easy and start over.

Black twins,
and both had dreadlocks.

Dreadlocks?
Som Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Roni Size?

-I know what dreadlocks look like.
-Okay, let me make one thing clear.

Twins.
Twin reflections with dreadlocks?

R�g de en joint?

-Save me! I know what I saw.
-What you think you saw, you mean?

You know what? That's why you should die first.
You won't believe me, but I'm warning you.

Yes, but listen here. Whatever you saw,
it's gone now. There's nothing there.

-Look around.
-It might be gone now,

-but I know what I saw.
-Speaking of gone.

-Mads has been away for a very long time.
-That's what I'm saying.

She's dead. I'll pull myself together
and say it straight. She's dead!

You crazy fool. She's not.
Nobody's killed anyone here.

-She's probably lost.
-Yes.

-Maybe we should look for her.
-No, no, no...

-Looking for who, where? No...
-You know what?

Then you can stay here
with the Bob Marley twins.

You know what? I'm going with you.

Ul�kkert.

Parksey, is that you, you pervert?

Can't you pee in peace?

Parksey?

Gave?

-What happened?
-Aner doesn't know. There was something.

Who?

I don't know.
It was terrible.

Did it have dreadlocks?

I was just asking.

This is the place. We shouldn't
be here. I shouldn't be here.

When was the last time you saw a black guy
in a castle?

-Exactly. I'm going now.
-Wait a minute!

Everyone takes it easy for a moment.

Listen, it's been a long night,
and everyone's tired.

And yes, this place looks like it came
out of a Steven King novel.

And it plays tricks on your brains.

Let's sleep now,
then we'll leave here tomorrow morning.

Wait a minute. Did he say sleep?
Are you crazy, brother?

Forget it. I just saw
a pair of evil twins with dreadlocks.

And she saw what she saw, and yet
you want us to stay here?

-Forget it.
-Not to mention the rest of us.

-Then you stand there talking about sleep.
-We have nowhere to go!

If we leave now, we'll end up in jail!
Have you forgotten that they're looking for us?

I'll take the chance.
It's better than staying here.

Who's coming?

You know what? When I think about it,
it's better to walk when it's light.

-And we're here together, right?
-We're spending the night here.

I'm just making sure
it's safe here.

Anyone want to join?

-No.
-Forget it, brother.

"Local historian Godfrey Beckings
confirms that millions of pounds"

"in ancient gold may still be
buried at Drakelow Castle."

"Mother and daughter missing,
feared dead."

"Will Drakelow ever be sold?"

Barry?
Why did you choose to do it again?

-Another job, you mean?
-I thought you were happy when you got out.

Yes, but it turned out that Cock-Eye
had taken everything and escaped.

Yes, those pigs. We were cheated.
We each got four years.

-Besides, I made a promise to Aaron.
-Who is Aaron?

Min f�tter.

I took care of him for a long time, but...

...he died recently. Fell out
of a window while on a job.

It hurts me.

And you? What are you doing here?
You're not short of money, are you?

I'm just greedy. I...

I enjoy the excitement.

Well, but you should get some sleep.
The others are sleeping.

You might be able to,
but I can't sleep.

If you sleep, I'll keep watch.
Trust me, I won't close an eye.

-What are you doing? It's creepy.
-Nothing.

Just making sure you're okay.

This?

Nothing, just...

Now try to get some sleep.

-Gav, where is Mads?
-What? I don't know, I was sleeping.

-I thought you were keeping watch.
-I was asleep for a moment, and then she was gone.

She probably just went to the toilet.

The toilet?!

-Can you hear that?
-What?

The.

Look, I told you she was okay.
It's coming from over there.

-Mads?
-Come on, boys. This is Chloe.

Did you say Chloe?
She just said that... What?

-You're crazy.
-She told me about the place.

-She says that...
-What is she talking about?

There is none.

Oh my God! I have no idea
what just happened in there.

Who are you?

No!

-She was sitting right there!
-Who?

Chloe!

Barry!

Barry, what happened?

It's okay, it was just a nightmare.
It's okay.

Where is Barry? Where...

There's someone here.
I heard voices.

-Who? The currents?
-I don't know.

Hurry up! They're coming this way.

-What are we going to do?
-Hide. Hurry up now.

Now that we've seen the outside, you can come inside.
We have a lot of interesting things going on right now.

but this is really a find.

The fact is that this room has not been
touched since the old owner moved out.

Look, Dad, a real knight's armor!

And this room is absolutely amazing,
isn't it?

It's very spacious.
I really like it.

-Mom, can I go play?
-Of course, honey.

How long
has the castle been for sale?

Well, for about two to three hundred years.

Three to four days.

And honestly,
we have a lot of interested buyers.

Lots. It's sad to have to move,
but Paul has found a job abroad.

-No, honey?
-Yes, exactly.

I think you'll have a great time here.

and it's for sale
for only a thousand gold coins.

-I could buy it.
-Quiet.

The place is huge.
It must be worth more.

No, for a thousand gold coins
, Drakelow Castle and all the land will be yours.

A good deal, right?

Where were we?
Do you want to see the rest of the house?

Nettie? What a nice name.
My name is Olivia.

That's what I'm saying.
There's something wrong here.

Yes, the faster we find the others,
the faster we can get away.

Should I go first? Come on.

-Barry, my extensions!
-Excuse me.

Why didn't we sleep in here
instead of in that dirty room?

-Have they left?
-Yes, they just left.

I thought we were going to be discovered.
Where is Parksey?

-We thought he was with you.
-No, we split up.

Then he is dead.

-He's dead, Parksey is dead.
-He's not dead!

He probably went out to get
the things. You know how he is.

He can't be far.
Come.

Wait for me!

All that hard work for what?
Was he abducted by aliens?

You never know. They're here
, living among us. Look.

-Over here.
-He's not here.

He's definitely crazier than me.

I told you to stay there.
I can handle it by thinking, and you...

No, listen here.

-Are you sure it's sorted?
-Yes, Mr Sanderson. I'm reading it now.

-I told you so. The pearl.
-The gold coins are worth a fortune.

-Do you hear? Millions. Don't worry.
-Of course not, Mr. Sanderson.

-Everything is going according to plan.
-Are you sure?

I diverted the others. I'll just
call the boys, Mr. Sanderson.

-Then everything is settled.
-Call me Bob, I'm not your teacher.

Okay, we'll talk later.

-Idiot.
-Are you sure about Parksey?

-Me and some of the boys can read it.
-Go ahead!

Damn, the card!

-Damn shit!
-I never thought they'd leave.

Now we can finally eat.
I'm starving.

Why do you keep scaring
people? You're getting on my last nerve.

You're getting on my nerves.
You're not funny.

-Now you two stop, and I mean it.
-We'll always stay here if you keep going.

And I hate being here.

She's right.

Nobody's buying the place if we're stuck here
forever. Do you know how long that is?

Forever? Forever, forever, forever, forever.

I've already been here for 300 years.
Stumpy's right. I want to leave too.

I'll be honest. I know I'm
going to hell and I want to avoid it.

-It must be really hot down there.
-I hear you, man.

I'm just saying I want to be
either dead or alive.

This in-between thing is sick.
I see people, but they don't see me.

I saw my ex the other day, and her new
husband did that thing with his tongue.

There should be a way
out of here.

-But I'm not complaining.
-I wish, but as far as I know

There's only one way to get
out of here. It has to be bought.

-What are you going to do?
-Are we dead now?

Oh my God, come on!
I'm tired of your company.

-What's happening now?
-What always happens.

Those types are preventing me from making
a sale, and I was so close.

How are we going to move forward if
you keep scaring people?

I think we should introduce a
ban on intimidation.

We are voting.
Everyone who votes in favor raises their hands.

-Wait.
-And the rest of you keep your arms down.

-I have no arms.
-Then blink three times.

I have no eyes.

-Maybe not.
-I don't see what the problem is.

But you can't do that either!

Yes, it was good.

-You know what? I'm going on my way.
-Where are you going?

-Get away from you.
-Wrong way. To the left, my left.

Left, left, left.

Your left, your left.

-Open the door.
-Do you need help?

-Watch out.
-Don't help him.

-No...
-That's enough!

If you need me,
I'm in the library.

Come this way.
Look, there's a tree.

What? Damn it!

-That's not true!
-What happened?

Everything is gone. Everything!

-But how? It's not him.
-It must have been Parksey.

-Where is he?
-Boys.

He had this yesterday.
He must have lost it.

It's a map.
A map of the castle.

-But why did he have it?
-Yes, why did he have it?

-I just said that.
-I knew he was planning something.

We shouldn't have trusted him.
The path we took is not marked.

Where the car is parked, everything.
Gold has been dug down here.

-I don't understand.
-But I do.

Parksey, you're good.
The fact is, you're a genius, man.

Hello?

No, no, Mr... I mean, Bob.

Hey, everything is under control.

I...

I have lost my card.

Mace, read it. I can't do it.

I've come to realize something about you,
Parksey.

You talk too much. The boss likes
someone who delivers. Like me.

So I suggest you
deliver the gold back to the boss.

Otherwise I have to find you.

Come on, you idiots. Answer.

Hello? Where are you idiots?

I've lost my card.
Go there immediately.

I need a copy.

Hello.
No, I'm not at the station yet.

What?

He's been cheating us all along. He made us
believe we'd make money from the burglary.

but really he wanted
the gold in the castle. But it was smart.

-So what?
-You know what? He's laughing at us.

I can hear it now.

Breaking news. Burglars robbed
by the leader, all get 10 years in prison.

Realize how stupid we would look.
I'm going to be furious.

-That's not happening.
-What do you mean? He took it all.

Not everything.
Listen, there must be gold in the castle.

And probably a lot,
so we'll just have to go there again and...

Wait a minute. Go back to the castle?
Do you think we should die?

-What's wrong with you? Come on!
-Barry, we just have to follow the map.

-and find the gold before he leaves.
-Yes, we will.

No, I have an idea.
There's the exit, who's coming with me?

-Wait a minute! Come on, Barry.
-No, I've had enough.

We spent a night in there with
the Addams family, and now we have nothing.

I've had enough.

Wait a minute. So you mean
someone has a map of the castle?

-That's what she said.
-That's true! They talked about it in the forest.

It's bad. Very bad.
No one has had a map of the castle before.

Unless...

Some pages are missing.

It was Gertrude. Gertrude was ugly.
And I don't mean ordinary ugly.

I mean damn ugly.
Couldn't go out during the day-ugly.

Couldn't get a girlfriend-ugly. She was
so ugly that the word "ugly" was insulting.

-The girl was...
-We understand.

I'm not going to lie, I tried to bake
her. My little smile, you know...

I tried that once, but it
didn't work, although it usually does.

-It really used to work.
-That's probably why she killed you!

My cousin, Sir Mangrove,
introduced me to Akubu Putumbe

Azawayu Aga-Ugu Awasu,
but I just called her Ugu-Ugu.

Brother, are you just making it up,
or was that really her name?

No, that was her real name.
Her nickname was the White Witch.

-The white witch?
-She was white.

With a name like that?

She gained her powers
in deep Africa.

She went down there on vacation
and met a Ghanaian, and that was it.

The witch gave Gertrude a brew,
not just any...

...but one that made her more beautiful
than she could ever imagine.

When they said you were ugly,
they really meant ugly.

And she just had
to return with a thousand gold coins.

That's my girl.

But she didn't bring them,
so I had to do it myself.

She has to return them.

Otherwise... the spirits of the night will come out.

and casts a curse
on the castle for all eternity.

The castle must be purchased for the same amount
that Gertrude owed the witch.

Not an hour more or less.

If the gold is taken from the castle
before it is sold...

...then we will all be trapped
behind its walls forever.

That's fine with me.
I don't want to move anyway.

It's your fault. I don't like
that ending, and this is creepy.

-How long have you been listening?
-We were just...

We?

You know I do. You may like
it, but we don't belong here.

-What are we going to do?
-Prevent the gold from leaving the castle.

That's what we have to do.

Hey, honey. Are you okay?

Little Alice never left this place.

She wanted to play with us,
but didn't like our play.

She called her mother,
but she didn't hear her.

Gertrude found her first
and cut her into small pieces.

and buried her under a tree.

It's wooden.

Do you want to play with us?

I'll let you hide
and count to ten.

Does it look like we want to?

In...

I'm not afraid of a 15-year-old.
There are worse girls in Peckham!

-...three...
-I want to die like a Jamaican.

You know the saying, "If
the dog doesn't disappear, it's not afraid."

And I'll be that guy today.
I'm not afraid of anything!

It's not her I'm afraid of,
but him!

Kors i r�ven! L�b!

She fell down dead.
Just leave her alone!

We're leaving! Come on!

What was that? What a wicked
place. We blow on the gold, the body

-and disappears.
-What are you talking about?

And let Parksey have everything?
Over my dead body.

-Yes? Over your body?
-You know what I mean.

Let's just find the gold
and get out of here.

She is here now.

She doesn't look happy.

-Well?
-The former Inspector Nichols.

-Yes.
-Inspector Philips.

-I recognize you. Everything okay?
-You're going to love this.

-I'm not coming.
-You're coming, look.

It's Brian and James. Also known as
Police Officers Brian and James?

You don't understand.
See it here.

Quick, hurry up.

-Look, Lee and Adam.
-The infamous Parksey brothers.

Or should I say two of them?
There are three in total.

-But how?
-They stole a police car, disguised

and picked you up. They were arrested,
and someone heard shouting from the trunk.

A classic.

-I thought I heard something.
-It must be the engine.

-No, it's probably just...
-Yes, it's just the car.

No, I definitely heard
something from here.

And that's not all.
I also found this.

They're not saying anything now, but this is
a map of the castle and the area.

And I swear
they were on their way there.

You said there were two brothers, right?
I think I know where the third one is.

-Come on, let's go.
-Wait, what?

-To the castle? The three of us?
-Yes, we have to arrest him.

-I'm calling for reinforcements on the way.
-Reinforcements? To Drakelow?

-Nobody goes out here.
-Come on, you're getting promoted.

I would like to help, but I have
a meeting and I'm already late.

-See you! Come on, Nichols.
-And I'll drive you to the station.

Then it's just us left,
Perkins.

-Stop knocking.
-Boss, I have no right to say that.

but have we...
I mean, do you trust Parksey?

-What if he chops everything up and disappears?
-He has a point, boss.

-The brothers are not angels.
-The question is whether he is thirsty.

Come on, Knuckles.
You have all the answers. Show us.

We are here in the hall,
and the gold is in the outhouse.

-If we follow the map, the gold is ours.
-We do it now, before it gets dark.

We're going.

Knuckles? What do you think?

-What is that?
-I'll make sure you can't see me.

This isn't Boys in the Hood, man.
Don't spoil this for me.

Mr Sanderson sent me,
so I'll do it myself.

-We'll fix Parksey, he cheated us.
-Yes, but it's too early for you.

Okay?

But you can do me a favor.
Make sure I don't get a ticket.

Can't I come with you?

I don't understand.
How did they know about the gold?

Everyone knows about it.

It belongs to
Drakelow Castle's family history.

But no one has dared
to look for it until now.

We have guarded it for many years.

-For fear that Gertrude will wake up...
-Then she'll be furious!

And kills everything... and everyone.

She's killing us again.

He's right this time.
She gets very upset.

I just want to go to heaven and meet
my Aunt Bookelaw and Cousin Yam.

-Yam? Like "yum"?
-No, like the root vegetable.

-Bumps in the front and slim in the back.
-Then I'm in.

Wait, I have an idea.
I need a pen and paper...

...and a map of the castle
from the library.

And let's hope Cousin Mangrove
still talks to me.

-She probably killed him too.
-Yes, she didn't?

-I think we should move.
-I think we should burn the place down.

Forget it, there are bigger problems.
Mr Drago refuses to leave the castle!

What's so funny?
It means more people show up,

Someone buys the place, breaks the curse,
and do you know what that means?

-That everyone ends up...
-Where? On the ground floor?

-No, you idiot. To hell, forever.
-No, that's not good.

-And you, have you been listening?
-I'm trying to grow a goatee.

You can't grow a beard at all.
Your face looks like my butt.

Drop it, man!
You can't have a beard like that.

Sorry, honey,
but I have more beard than you.

Yes, downstairs.

-Do you remember Taniqua?
-The one with...

-The vümmelige ende!
-Dominiquas storesüster.

-I'm talking about Taniqua.
-You loved her.

-Is she still here?
-I think so, and we need her.

-Why? Go ahead.
-Yes, go ahead.

-Ouch!
-Watch out, you clumsy idiot.

Excuse me, Sir Godfrey.
What's your head doing down there?

It's my privilege, isn't it?
What do you want?

Sir Mangrove?

-What's wrong, Nettie?
-We need your help.

We're all ghosts, and there
are people in the castle, and if we don't...

I need to talk to you
before Mr. Drakelow does.

I know it is.
My cousin told me so.

And as I told him, we
don't offer anyone... that kind of help.

He says you're the only one in the castle
who can move without being seen.

You must help us.
Won't you, Sir Mangrove?

I don't need that.
Get out of here.

No one comes here to visit
us, so why should we?

No... we don't.

-But...
-Go away, I said!

Boys, this is the right way.
Look, here is the library.

Mads. Boys, some of the books
must be worth a fortune.

How old...

Don't touch anything in here, okay?
You might open a door.

Don't touch anything, okay?

-Mads, look here.
-What did I just say?

Don't worry,
I want to show her something.

What is this?

"The curse of Dakelow Castle has terrified
its residents for over 300 years."

Great, is this a curse?
Just what we need.

"Over a hundred reported cases of
ghosts, strange happenings"

"and encounters with child-like beings
and ghost twins."

Master...

Twins? What did I say?
I said it!

-Is there anything about dreadlocks?
-No, Barry.

-Then I know what I saw.
-If you buy the castle for 1000 gold coins

freeing the spirits
and letting them rest in peace forever.

-What else is there?
-Is the gold taken from the castle before a sale?

will the curse...
Damn, there's a page missing.

So we don't know if it's
a good curse or not?

Have you heard of a good curse?
It always ends with someone dying.

-Forget it, go ahead. Where are we on the map?
-Okay. We're still in the library,

Then we go out again,
we end up in this area, okay?

I come here often to play.
I know where she hid it.

I can show you.

-Who said that?
-It came from...

-It's... a talking wheelchair.
-Creepy.

-Our Father, who art in heaven.
-Quiet, Barry.

-I know that voice.
-Now it begins.

-Hey. Don't be afraid, you can show yourself.
-Don't be afraid?

We are the ones who should be afraid.

-Damn it.
-I'm not doing anything to you.

Boys.
That's the missing page from the book.

-Yes?
-It says that whoever kills Drakelow...

-Shall we die?
-...stay here forever.

-Wait! So it's us?
-She says only you

-can break the curse.
-Who? What curse?

-She talks as if it were her child.
-No, let go of me!

You came to me in my dream, didn't you?
You're Chloe.

-Why have you tried to contact me?
-She wants to kill us.

-Boys.
-What?

Oh my god...
Mads, that looks exactly like you.

-It actually does.
-Madison Elizabeth Olivia Drakelow.

-That's your name.
-Yes, I don't understand.

She was your distant cousin
and I am her daughter Chloe.

-Gertrude poisoned us both.
-Who is Gertrude?

-What an ugly name.
-You can only break the curse

if someone buys the place with
the gold coins that are still here.

But there is another way
to break the curse.

If a woman from the Drakelow family
removes the gold.

Only those belonging to the Drakelow family
may touch the gold while it is here.

Otherwise, all hell breaks loose
and she comes back to life.

-Why me?
-You're the only living female.

descendant of the Drakelow family.
No one else can do it.

But how should I...
I don't know what to do.

I can't believe you're talking to...
Someone like that.

We have to hurry,
we don't have much time.

Come on.
Mads, I know you can do it.

-Wait! Who's going to push me?
-You came here yourself, so read it yourself.

-I don't understand why you're carrying "it" around.
-I have a name.

I wasn't talking to you.

You wouldn't do that.

I'll take it easy.
I'll wait until we get reinforcements.

You're probably scared,
but you don't believe in ghosts, do you?

-The living are a bigger problem.
-Tell that to the young.

-who died at Camp Crystal Lake.
-Isn't that Jason from Friday the 13th?

-It's a movie.
-Yes, but they still died.

Jason killed 146 people in 12 films.
An average of 12.2 deaths per film.

-Impressive.
-Thank you. I'm a movie nerd.

You know that all films are based
on reality in some way.

Well, I think so, anyway.

So we'll soon
encounter the Hulk or Frodo?

Don't be stupid.
Now we're moving on, come on.

What if someone comes from there
with a mask from Scream and kills us?

Now see him from Get Out
coming here like this?

-You've seen too many movies, Perkins.
-But it can happen.

Now we're almost there.

I think we should...
Nothing.

We're here. We don't need to go in.
If we go around...

...that way, we'll end up here,
then we can grab Parksey. Come on.

Big houses scare me, and I
don't like a lot of land either.

Michael Myers killed 94 people
in 10 films. That's an average of 9.4...

Okay, I'm in!
Thanks for the information.

Wait for me.

I can't get any further than
this, but take the path past the trees...

...then it will lead you to the gold.
The map shows the way.

When you come out, whatever you do,
don't look directly at the trees.

Evil lurks everywhere.

Did you hear that? Evil everywhere.

-Are you sure about this?
-I have no reason to be here.

Like you said,
I don't need the money.

-Maybe that's my calling.
-You don't have to do that.

Parksey has taken a toll on us.
I think we should get behind Mads.

How am I supposed to find the gold
without a map? Damn it!

If I remember correctly...

...it said: "Get down here". That's right!

Who is it?

Is that you, Gav?

Yes.

Very funny.
You can come forward now.

I know what you're thinking, but I
moved everything to a safer place.

if only the currents were after us.

-You shouldn't be here.
-Barry?

-Go while you can.
-Give? Stop creating yourself!

Get out of here...

Fool.

-What are you doing here?
-Don't do that again, Knuckles.

What does it look like?
I've taken care of him.

Go ahead. The card.
He must have it on him.

Yes, yes.

Bring it out, you idiot.

Bingo!

-Yeah, there's the jackpot.
-It's here, man.

Did you hear that, Knuckles?

There's nothing there.

-You, Knuckles? This is going to be great.
-Come on.

I didn't expect that,
but it's the result that counts.

-One of them has a new card.
-Exactly.

He didn't even see me
put it in his pocket.

-Boys?
-Come on.

-Do you think there's gold here?
-Yes, man.

In that case, it probably won't be Jamaica
for me this year. It's leaning towards NY.

Yeah, or you know what? The motherland.
"Wakanda forever" and all that.

-Have you never been to Africa?
-Jamaicans don't vacation in Africa.

-Not even Africans do that.
-I'm African, and I've been there.

-What? You're not African.
-I am.

I can talk like Kwemy and Femy.
I want to make so much money

that I buy two pigeons,
a coat and a cow.

Then I come back to London
and open an African kiosk.

-You know what? NY sounds good.
-Guys, be quiet.

Hey, we have to stick together, okay?
Look straight ahead and don't...

...the trees. Oh, no. Gavin? She said
not to look at the trees.

-Gavin! Gavin!
-What's he doing?

It's a bad time, man.

-There must be something in the trees.
-Or maybe he's smoked too much.

-Oh my God, Gavin!
-Mads! No, you can't go in there!

-If you go, we have to go too.
-What's wrong with you?!

-Shouldn't we just leave?
-I'm not going anywhere without him.

-But he's not even your guy.
-Come on!

Yes, I'll come then.

-You shouldn't be here.
-Gavin!

-Gavin!
-Gav!

-Stop creating yourself!
-Gavin!

-I think he's dead.
-Shut up!

Boys? I think it's here.

-Do you think the gold is in there?
-Yes. Getrude was banished from the castle

and settled in an outhouse.
The gold must be in there.

-Oh my goodness...
-Gavin!

It's Gavin's ring.

-He must be in there.
-Wait a minute! Can we...

...think about it?
Now, what took Gavin is in there?

I won't stay for...

-Give!
-Come on!

Give! This way!

-Gavin?
-Gav?

-Where are you, brother?
-Gav?

Keep moving forward.

-Gavin?
-Gavin?

- Gavin?
- Gavin, stop that nonsense.

- Gav?
- Gavin?

Gavin, honestly. Stop it.

-Gavin?
-Gavin!

Gavin, look at me. It's Madison.
Everything's going to be okay.

What happened, buddy?

You gentle...

There was a girl... in the forest.

She was amazing. We had
this thing... and she pulled me in.

I thought we were supposed to...

And... then she was gone.

She just disappeared.

-I want to go home.
-Are you okay? Can you go?

-No, I want to go home.
-Barry, help me get him up.

I just want to get out of here.

-Come on.
-Where are we?

Boys?

I think we're in the right place.

-Take him out. I'll do this myself.
-Yes, she's right. Even, because...

...the little girl ghost,
or whatever it was

Said you have to do it yourself.
That only you can get the gold.

There's no reason for us to die...
when we follow you.

Look, we'll give her five minutes,
and if she's not back, I'll go.

Because then she's dead, right?

Come on.

I don't know
if this is good or bad.

Okay then.

-Who is it?
-No idea. Probably Parksey's people.

It's probably time to
call for reinforcements.

-It takes several hours. We'll do it ourselves.
-Ourselves?

I'm not cut out for that.
I don't do the action stuff myself.

I'm more of an office type.
That's how I solve crimes.

The action thing is overrated,
and besides, there could be more in there.

You're right. Call for reinforcements,
and hopefully they'll arrive soon.

Yes, that's right...

Yes, okay.

Not with your mobile phone!

-Pearl.
-So you're still alive?

I'm too cool, Barry. It takes more
than the Addams Family to scare me.

-Well done.
-Who are you?

You have shown something
that belongs to Mr. Sanderson.

Look at this.

-It looks like...
-He has a gun.

I recognize them. It's Mickey and
Knuckles, they work for Bobby Brickwall.

Come on, bring it here.
We don't have all day.

Calm down now.
You don't want to do anything stupid, do you?

-Give us the gold and we'll go.
-Mr Sanderson doesn't like to wait.

-You better hurry.
-This is serious.

-What are they going to do now?
-Nothing, he has a gun.

-Who are you?
-It's nothing personal.

But let's say
we gave Parksey the day off.

The rest of the stuff is at the back
by the old barn.

And you know what? It must be worth
at least 200,000 pounds.

And since we're so generous, you can keep
everything, but we want the gold coins there.

-Then give them to us.
-And if we refuse?

Okay, I was just asking.

-Come on, quickly!
-Mads, what are you doing?

-Don't give them anything.
-Trust me.

-What?
-I guess someone's not completely stupid.

Mick, let's go.

A pleasure
doing business with you.

I'm calling for backup, okay?
Wait here.

Are you going to leave me here?

Your snake.
I knew she was selfish.

-What was that?
-It came from there.

-Of course. The gold.
-What?

Yes, only you can touch the gold
while we're at Dakelow, right?

I don't just have blonde hair.

Wait a minute. In that case...

Gertrude... Damn it! Run!

-Listen, we have to split up.
-Did you say split up?

Yes, Barry. Let's split up, let's go!

I have to hurry. He's coming...

-Hurry up!
-Open the door!

-Quick!
-No, Gertrude! Stop!

No one else needs it.

Pathetic!
You have to do everything yourself.

It's like in Walking Dead
season 2, episode 3.

We don't have time right now.
We have to go!

-Stop now!
-They're coming!

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.

-This is no time for prayers.
-Barry...

-What the hell are you doing up in the tree?
-There are zombies everywhere.

-Come down, let's go!
-Man...

Oh my God...

Sorry!

Barry! Barry! What the hell are you doing?
We need to get out of here, brother.

Let go of me! You're not Barry!
Where are you going? Nowhere!

-Look at you, fat guy. Look at you.
-What on earth are you doing?

You're Barry. That...

Ba... But you're Barry.
But there was a Barry...

-What on earth are you doing?
-Barry, Barry...

-Come on!
-That was...

I love you!

I am your father. We love you.

I am very sorry.

Gertrude?

I don't understand.

How?

"The curse of eternal ugliness
is broken... by the words I love you."

"But only if... it's said sincerely."

I love you, Gertrude.

-I love you.
-Dad, that's all I wanted to hear.

Wait a minute! Where are they going?

Where are they going?
They're leaving, Perkins.

-Oh my God, oh my God...
-God heard your prayer.

God is good. Always. Always...

God is good.

-Now we're getting out of here.
-Yeah, okay...

Boys, wait a minute. Listen.

I think they're gone.

Wait a minute.

-Where's Barry?
-Barry!

-Where did he go?
-Barry!

One last single jump, they said.
Single! Am I an idiot? No.

I've seen those horror movies.
The black guy first.

But it won't be me.
No, namely.

I'm done with those three.
That was definitely my last job.

But we got away and became rich.
Now I just have to control them.

But the saying goes:
There is no honor among thieves.

Especially when you work
with people like Parksey.

Poor Parksey.

I've learned several things.
One, stay out of other people's gardens.

Two, trust your intuition, and three...

Always trust the scared black guy.
He's smarter than you think.

Until the birth of Angela Nwaka,
Aaron "Yogi" Eaton,

Blaine "Cadet" Johnson.
For altid i vores hjerter.

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