All language subtitles for All in Good Taste (1983)

Hello. Timothy Sandy.

Mr. Cochran, have you read this story?

Yeah.

Did you like it?

I'd rather not talk on the phone.

Get out of my office immediately.

Yes, sir. I can be right down there
right away. Thank you.

Who was that, hon?

Big man.

This is our hero, Timmy Sandy.

I love this kid.

He's ambitious, creative, a crusader, an
idealist, but, God, he's so dumb.

Can't believe it.

He doesn't know what's waiting for him.

He wants to see me down in the office
immediately.

Six months working on your script, and
today you find out if it's all been

worthwhile.

I know it hasn't been easy for you.

Working and me not bringing in a cent.

That's the least of our worries.

Just hope you don't make any more
enemies with this one.

I don't think I can take any more of
those threatening letters or phone

It's just fiction.

A story.

Sure, but some of those characters are
pretty close to the truth.

Sure hope you don't get sued, or worse.

Fiction or non -fiction, it's a story
that has to be told.

Some official or petty agency see
themselves in my story, that's their

It's not mine.

Great. Timmy, I wish you wouldn't leave
the car parked in the driveway all

night. You're only asking for trouble.

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

Now, if somebody's going to steal my
car, I'm going to be the first to find

I'm going to be late.

Thanks for being so understanding.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Timmy, baby, so you want to make a
movie? Hey, don't we all?

It ain't easy, you know. I mean, sure,
you've got a great idea, man.

Who doesn't?

Mr. Sandy.

Oh, good morning, Adrian.

Didn't see it happen again, eh?

Yeah, stupid car.

Would you like a ride downtown?

Oh, I'd really like one. Would you mind?

That's okay.

Listen, I'm doing a sixth violin
concerto with the symphony this Friday.

you care for some tickets?

Oh, I got to commit on a Friday night.
I'm sorry, Adrian.

Perhaps not.

I'm Timothy Sandy.

Don't make your iPhone.

Well, that sweet little woman believes
that her hero will fill the mast of

these. She waits at home and lets him
roll, but wonders never cease. Make it

in good taste. Make it all in good
taste. Make it all in good taste. Make

in good taste.

They say that the flavor is what you
should save. Make it all in good taste.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

Because every good -looking blonde that
you happen upon makes the bells go off

in your head.

And when she says her desire burns like
a fire, you've got to talk business

instead. Because you know what they say.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

They say that the flavor is what you
should savor. Make it all in good taste.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

Oh, the man with ideas is the one with
the con.

Who never ever listens to you.

He talks so sweetly. And buys you a
pizza. And tells you what he wants you

do. Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste. Make it all a
good taste. Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste. Make it all a
good taste. Make it all a good taste.

When you talk to the money. Find that
it's funny.

They all talk culture and class.

But when it comes to the dough.

These guys say, no, if there ain't no
skin, it's a path.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

Make it all in good taste.

Good morning, United Pictures.

No, Mr.

Cochran isn't in.

He's in Paraguay.

No, I don't have the area code.

Bye. Hi, Mr.

Sandy. Can I take your code?

Uh, uh, thanks. No.

Where did you get that in the fire sale?

I had a short in my coil and the wiring
burned out.

Oh, that sounds awful.

You better do something about that.

Oh, Mr. Cochran's expecting you. Go
right in.

Okay?

Mr. Cochran?

Oh, hi, Timmy. Good morning. Good
morning. Sit down. Have a drink?

No, thanks. I think it's a bit too early
for me.

You smell rubber?

Uh, yeah, and my car exploded and the
wiring.

Did you like the script?

No.

No? No.

I loved it.

It's Oscar material.

It's strong, it's dynamic, it's
wonderful, it's real.

But we're not going to do it.

Not what?

No, we need a smash box office hidden
script, isn't it?

But it's the truth.

It's real. The only thing that's real
nowadays is dollar bills. That's what's

real. Well, no, it'll take the lid off
the child placement agencies.

Kids bought and sold. It's like white
slavery.

Yeah, look, research.

I've got market research here. What the
public wants now is more... Sex and

violence and nudity and film,
sweetheart. That's what sells.

Maybe a rewrite. No, no. I don't think
so.

We could change the title.

No, this thing wouldn't sell if you
called it the orgies of the orphan

Swedish orphans in rubber or sex secrets
of Judy the orphan.

That wouldn't help it either.

I got it.

The Ilsa's orphans meet the Danish
cheerleaders. It wouldn't help.

What we're going to do is put your
script aside for a while. We've got

more up your alley. We want you to do a
film of the world stripping.

Strippers. Girls that take their clothes
off to make a living. I want the inside

story. It'll be marvelous.

Mr. Cochran, I know nothing of that.

We gave you an advance on that film. Now
I got my balls on the line. I need a

story. I got pressure, man.

I want you back here in two days with an
outline.

That's ridiculous. I mean, I wouldn't
even know where to start.

Oh.

Bella. Good morning.

Will you show Mr.

Sandy that footage, please, sweetheart?

Go and take a look at it. I'm sure it'll
give you some ideas.

Go on.

Take a look at it.

Go on.

Go and take a look at it.

It's show business.

It's entertainment, baby. It's fun.

Five minutes with Stella and he'll make
any movie I ask him to.

Hey, I gotta give Heff a call, man. I
mean, this chick is fantastic.

Till late.

Brunette.

Thank you.

I had a good script.

I don't understand. I just don't
understand why.

Hey, never mind. This will cheer you up.

Listen, I think you've got to watch.

I know.

Okay.

You're nice.

Yeah, okay.

No, no, maybe another time.

No,

I don't. I think maybe another time.
That's it.

No,

no, maybe some other time.

No, it's okay, Sog.

No, I think we should watch this.

I think of her as a reason. No, no.

Behave yourself. Be a good girl.

Stella. No. Stella, just be a good girl.

Oh,

that's okay.

I see you really got turned on to the
idea, Timmy.

She said my script was... Dependence.

Colossal. He loves it. After material.

We're not going to do it.

What?

Today is just not my day. I'd probably
flunk a telephone test for a free dance

lesson. Oh, come on, honey. You're a
good filmmaker.

You've got the awards to prove it. I
think it's absolutely disgusting that

Cochran didn't buy your orphan story.

He wouldn't even rent it.

He wants me to film women who take their
clothes off.

Striptease. Naked women, naked bodies,
writhing. He wants me to fly to

Amsterdam, Rome, Paris.

I wasn't going to do it the minute he
mentioned it.

But that still doesn't change it.

The fact is I've got a good script and
it's just been turned down.

What am I going to do?

Other producers.

There must be other producers.

Great, kid. It's dynamite.

Timmy, I don't believe you, man. I mean,
you start out with the last guy in the

world who can help you.

Jeez, the guy looks like a used car
salesman.

You really like it?

Kid, it's sensational.

It's magnificent.

It's a masterpiece.

You're a genius.

I ordered double anchovies.

Thank you.

I've got two studios after it already.
They're crawling to me. Kid, it leaps

the pages.

You mean there's a chance of it being
produced?

Practically signed already.

There's a few minor changes.

How many?

Change the orphans to stewardesses. And
the toy shop scene into a motorcycle

gang rape. You know, lots of sex,
nudity, a few murders.

That might be a bit difficult. The plot?

Nothing major.

I want this to retain its cinematic
integrity.

Yeah.

You hear the way she's talking to me?
That's the way they speak to you.

You and I are talking about a $7 million
movie and $10 million more for a

promotion, and she's making my life
miserable for a measly six bucks.

The whole world's gone money mad.

But could you lend me six bucks?

It's getting cold.

Oh, give me another two dollars for the
tip. Here,

kid.

Now,

where was I? Oh, yeah.

We're dealing with the big bucks here,
kid.

You gotta give the public what they
want. When you're spending $17 million

job, you gotta build in some guarantees.
I mean, we're talking about Cannes

Festival now. I go there every year. Oh,
yeah, buying, selling films.

We're dealing with the biggies, kid.

You know where I spend most of my time
now? Flying on the circuit, selling

films. Rome, London, Berlin.

The competition out there is murderous.
But it's impossible to change the plot

to that extent.

Kid, nothing is impossible.

Take my last picture.

A smash hit at the box office.

Terror at blood asylum.

Oh, he had a garbage script about this
painter called Van Gogh, made a few

changes, and we grossed more in one week
than Van Gogh ever made in his whole

lifetime. I think I better just take the
script and make some changes. No need

to now. I've done it already myself.

Now, let's see.

You've got this orphan racket, right?

Okay.

It's run by the mob, and they own these
baby farms, see?

And they kidnap all these beautiful
blonde chicks and get them all knocked

down on the farm.

Then they raise the kids in these phony
foster homes, which also double as

massage parlors, right? And there, they
teach the kids the racket.

They sell the kids to these rich folks
who can't have any children. And when

kids grow up, they knock off the parents
and all the close relatives, inherit

the steel mills, the oil wells, and give
it back to the mob.

That's awful.

Oh, well, if you don't like the
anchovies, you don't have to use it.

Wait a minute. I got something to show
you.

Wait till you see this.

These are some of the chicks that are
going to play the stewardesses.

Now, who's this for? Ah, this is Trixie,
the stewardess. She balls all those old

tycoons at first class and gives them
heart attacks.

Now, this, this is Wanda.

She's a contortionist. You know, she
bends over backwards, sticks her head

through her legs, and eats a Big Mac.

And this, this is Vivian.

She can't act, but, boy, is she great at
parties.

And this, this is Susie.

She had a great act with her sister.
Wait a minute. I got something to show

It's the piece de resistance. No, that's
not you, dear.

I'll get it in just a minute.

That bum.

He's gone and stole my idea.

Every filmmaker's dream, finding his own
investment group.

I don't know, Jimmy.

The trouble with investors, it's like
going to the dentist, man, you know? I

mean, you go through a lot of pain, and
what do you got at the end of it? A

smile. How do you do, Mr. Sandy?

Nice to meet you, Miss Gordon. And this
is Art Reynolds.

We've just met ourselves.

Art has been backing stage productions
and movies.

Mr. Sandy, I'm delighted.

I loved your last film.

Thank you. The critics were wrong.

Yes. Well, let's get started. We have
all read your script, and

we were all agreed before you arrived.

We are very impressed.

It is the finest thing I've ever read.
But we all feel that

it doesn't go far enough.

Exactly. It's too close to a mere
expose.

We feel that you can build the family
tragedy with

drunken parents, child beating.

But all in good taste.

The adopted child is being used to patch
up a disintegrating marriage

between... Between a female nude mud
wrestler... With great cleavage. The

wrestler, not the steeplejack.

Or the father could be a homosexual
schoolteacher. A refined and cultured

of course.

That scene on vacation, when the kid
gets lost looking for his kitten, too

idyllic. It needs drama.

Make it a nude beach scene with lots of
chesty, sexy women. Right. And the kid

is looking for his pussy.

And then he meets up with this thin
fashion model.

With big knockers.

But tasteful. And she's into leather.
Someone real and sensitive.

Yes, it should be depraved and brutal.

I can take some notes. But all in good
taste. The kid's sister gets caught by

a white trash farmer in the swamp. And
he chains her up in the barn to be used

by his...

Fourteen kids who've never seen a woman.

Handled delicately, of course.

And then her mother takes her place to
make up for all the years of frustration

married to her gay hubby.

Right. The father and sons are caught by
a couple of escaped lifers from the pen

and buggered in the forest. Tastefully.
Hmm.

Tastefully buggered. I love it already.

Now, Mr. Sandy, you're the...

He's gone.

What the... Was he upset?

We were only talking about a few minor
changes.

Ah, the banker.

Timmy, you don't have any collateral.

I think this banker is after your
assets.

He knows where to give credit, though.
To himself.

Did you get someone to appraise the
script?

No. When it comes to investing, I always
trust myself.

I've been with this corporation for 20
years, and I think I know what's good

what's bad.

You've read it, then?

I did.

Yes, indeed, I did. And, well, I'm going
to be blunt with you.

I like it.

Great.

My producer who works with me, he didn't
like it. He wanted me to make a film

about women taking their clothes off.

Oh, my God.

That's outrageous.

A chap named Cochran?

Yes. How did you know?

It's my business to know.

Imagine asking an award winner to do
stuff like that.

And I think your social comment is right
on.

Of course, there are some people who are
going to be pretty upset.

Your story and... Mr. Sandy, I like you.

And I like your script.

About the script, I wondered if I could
look at it. There are just a couple

of... Oh, son of a bitch.

I'm terribly sorry, but I... I took it
home to read and...

Look, why don't you come to my place for
supper?

I... I don't usually like to discuss
business at home, but...

But with you, it'll be a pleasure.

Thanks, Mr. Dixon.

No, I can't. Thank you very, very much,
Richard.

That was an excellent meal.

Thank you very much, Mr. Dixon.

Just call me Buddy.

Thanks, Buddy.

Bottom it.

Get Mr. Sandy some of our very best
brandy. The Grand Prix.

I couldn't possibly.

Of course you could.

And tonight I have a very, very special
treat for you. Something I know you're

going to like.

Oh,

I'm terribly sorry, sir.

Butler, you clumsy old... That's okay.

That was my fault.

Don't worry.

You just run along upstairs.

There's a bedroom.

Second door on the left.

There's a bathroom in the closet.

Give your trousers to Bottomley.

We'll have them fixed in a jiffy.

Why, there's no need. It's just a little
damp. No, no, you'll catch your death.

Run along, lad.

I am terribly sorry, sir.

Timothy! Ah, that looks better.

Feeling more comfortable?

Yes, thank you. Yeah, yeah, look great.

Sit down there, boy.

There you go.

Right down there. Now, what I am going
to show you tonight is...

Oh, boy, it is quite, quite remarkable.

Waddley, lights.

Thank you.

Hi there.

I just thought I'd slip into something a
little more comfortable.

Didn't you just adore those wonderful,
wonderful boys?

And those women in the audience.

Weren't they absolutely hideous?

Animals?

I think you might be

mistaken. Now, now, Timmy, baby.

Don't play games with me.

You know, you're going to get it in the
end.

What did you have in mind, sir?

Be good. You want me to invest in your
firm, don't you?

I'm having second thoughts.

Ah, ah.

Then there's still hope.

Look it. Take your money and shove it.

Autumn Lee.

Coming, sir.

Did you read my script?

Kid, it's dynamite. Hey, kid, you're a
genius. We could add in the sweat T

-shirt contest, and I've got this great
idea for a scene shot in a giant

jacuzzi. Hey, we could, like, shoot it
overhead, like an Esther Williams thing.

Yeah, it's about time.

Ask him if he takes Diners or American
Express.

Hey, I hate to do this, kid, but can you
lend me six bucks?

What's real nowadays is cash money in
the register. That's what's real.

What we're talking about here is the big
box.

Nothing major. It's practically already
signed.

It's got to be a few miles.

We're not going to do it.

I mean,

I've got pressure, man. I need a story.

getting a script, isn't it?

Was there anything I can do for you?

You're going to do that stripper film
for Mr. Cochran, aren't you?

But you've got to do it.

I mean, I've booked all the flights,
your hotel's booked, you've got to go,

it's all arranged.

What's arranged?

You must go, yes.

You're leaving a week Thursday.

Timmy, glad to see you. Come on in. Have
a drink.

What's this about me flying off a week
Thursday?

I have no intention of doing your film,
okay? I've had stripping, sex, and

sordid plots up to here.

Calm down.

Sit down.

Come on.

Listen. This is not a sordid project,
sweetheart.

This is a legitimate film about real
people making a living.

It's not obscene. Come on.

What's the matter?

It's show business.

It's entertainment. It's fun.

Come on.

Besides, you've got no choice.

No choice? What do you mean, no choice?

You see, when we gave you that advance
and you agreed to do that orphan film,

was for an untitled project.

And what I've done is filled in the
title. And it appears as though you've

agreed to make a film called Mondo
Strip.

Sorry, baby, it appears as though we got
you over a... Bunch of naked women is

what I'm over.

You can't threaten me.

What if I say no?

Well, sue.

So sue me.

Or even worse.

Worse what worse?

Tell your wife about you and Stella.
That's all.

My wife.

What am I going to tell her?

I'm off to visit the sex capitals of the
world, filming women taking their

clothes off.

Yeah, that could be a little bit tricky.

I'll call her for you.

No, thanks very much.

Thanks a lot, buddy. I'll tell her
myself.

My own time.

You're a pro. I'm sure she'll
understand.

Yeah, sure, sure she'll understand.

You got any idea about a plot for this
epic?

Shouldn't be too difficult for a guy
like you. I mean, if you could write a

script for kids without parents, I'm
sure that you could write about girls

no clothes.

Come on, you got some time. Take in the
scene.

Talk to the people in the business.

Um, I'll have Stella run some footage
for you. No, thanks.

I'll do it myself.

Alone.

And thanks anyways for this experience.
I really appreciate it.

No problem.

Ciao, baby.

Hey, when you come back, we'll have
lunch together.

Yes,

sir. Mr. Sandy.

These are for you.

I'm so glad you're doing it. It's going
to be a wonderful trip.

Hawaii, Brazil, Hong Kong, Paris.

Yeah, fantastic.

Stella. Yes?

If you were my wife. Yeah.

And I said I was going to travel all
over the world filming beautiful

What would your reaction be?

Well, if she loves you and trusts you,
it won't make any difference.

I'd trust you.

I'd love you.

I would hug you. I would kiss you. I'll
wait for you and wait for you. Yes, I

will.

I'll run your bath. I'll bring your
slippers.

I'll do anything for you.

Stuck up.

Bicycle.

Oh, geez.

Yeah, folks.

You know, she's from France.

Tans.

See, they named the town after her.

My sister's pretty big, too. She's from
Brest.

You get it? Tans. Brest.

Oh, it's a sexy show.

Oh, those friends are pretty sexy.

They're not wine.

Bordeaux. They named it after Bridget
Bordeaux.

You remember Bridget Bardo? She was
normally a stag reel.

Well, I woke up this morning.

I was feeling kind of low.

Oh, no.

Talk about confidence.

I mean, how can he see through those
shades?

Looks like an insurance salesman
sneaking away from a convention.

Don't go away.

We're going to have a lot of fun. Thanks
for being here.

Thank you.

Mr.

Kaplan. Timothy Sandy.

I phoned you this morning. Filmmaker?

Oh, yeah.

that wanted to put all these girls in
your movie.

That's right. I wondered... I wanted to
talk to them backstage and then come and

film the live show.

Hey, can you use me?

I am part of the show, you know.

You know, I do all the, uh... stick
between the girls' changes.

I'm pretty funny.

You catch my next set.

Yeah, uh... But can I go backstage and
talk to them now?

Sure, just tell them... I said it's
okay.

Listen, I gotta run, but don't forget to
catch my next act, okay?

Can

I

come in?

Attaboy, Timmy. Doing it like a real
pro.

Confident, quick, cocky.

Just like I taught you.

Captain.

Captain.

Sam, he always comes with those games.

But you see, his grandmother knew for a
couple of bucks.

What do you want?

Well, actually, I want to talk. I'm
making a film.

Oh, God.

That's what they all take. Hey, honey,
you want to be in pictures?

Come over to my place later for a screen
test. No, no, I can... Come on. I can

explain. I'm a member of the Academy,
and I... Oh, I... You know, I'm a... I'm

fake milk.

Oh, yeah, right.

You look like Cecil B. DeMille. No,
actually, he looks more like a rookie

plain clothes.

Hey, let's take his clothes off. Maybe
he's still wearing his training dress.

Come on.

I can explain. My name is Tim Sandy, and
I'm doing research on a feature film

about girls who work in strip clubs. I'm
going all around the world. Oh, take me

with you, big boy.

Come on.

Look, I'd like to help you out, but I'm
a working mother.

So I'm going to feed my kids between
shows.

Thanks.

Talk to Maureen. She'll help you.

Hey, watch him, Maureen. He looks like a
bit of a perv to me.

See you guys.

Well, look, if you're staying, don't
just stand there. Make yourself useful.

Hold this.

All right.

Well, yeah, I... So, what would you like
to know about us awful girls who expose

ourselves to an audience of strange men?

Excuse me. I was just wondering, I'm
trying to look for a theme, and I just

wanted to talk to you a bit about why
you did it. I'm kind of at a loss.

I've never... Have you ever been to a
strip club before? That's the problem.

I've never been inside a strip joint
establishment before.

Because you heard that they're dirty and
we're all hookers, right?

No. Well...

Uh, actually, yes.

Yeah. Oh, hey, you know, I know. I was
brought up with the same thing.

Uh, well, uh... I mean, take Laura, for
instance.

Her husband left her with two kids, no
training for a job.

I mean, she's got a nice body. She's
proud of it.

You know, she doesn't mind other people
enjoying it. It sure beats working the

checkout in a supermarket.

Yeah.

Uh... What about you? I mean, letting a
perfect stranger help you undress?

I mean, after a while, you get to know
the phonies pretty quick. The first time

was the worst.

After that, it's just me and the music.

Well, what about your friends, you know,
like other women?

Who, uh, you know, the liberated ones
who don't like to see themselves as sex

objects? Yeah, right.

Women's lib.

Oh, whoa, speaking of cues, I've got to
go.

Are you going to come out and catch my
act?

uh yeah uh sam asked me to catch his oh
sam is awful i bet you can't take more

than two minutes of it anyway it was
nice to talk to you thanks very much

Hello, may I help you?

What'd I tell you, Timmy?

Now, there's a couple of benefits to the
business right there.

Hello. We're here to see Mr.

Elkin. Oh, please come in. Please come
in.

Please hang up your clothes.

All of them.

Uh, no, you don't. You don't understand.
We're just here in business.

I'm sorry. No one can come in with
clothes on. It's our regulation.

We're only going to be here a few
minutes.

No exception.

You see, I have pneumonia.

Ah.

Both of you?

Yeah, double pneumonia.

Yeah, it's, uh, we have to keep warm.
It's very warm inside.

Actually, I have a terrible scar, a war
wound.

Oh, you should be proud of that.

Actually,

it's a vulgar tattoo.

Oh, come on, you're just bashful.

Come on, take off your clothes. Adam and
Eve were naked, right?

But nobody was around for comparison.

I think you two are just afraid to show
what nature gave you. Nature can be very

cruel.

clothes off or your interviews off.

Okay, Ralph.

Lovely day.

Okey -doke.

Were you going to answer the door?

Nobody at the door.

Maybe if we just just top maybe no, I'm
sorry it has to be everything

Urban cowboy look is everywhere.

God, the West never looked so bad.

How do you do? My name is Timothy Sandy,
and this is my assistant, Ralph Parker.

I'm glad you two guys entered into the
spirit of things. You know, it's a

embarrassing when you're the only one
with clothes on.

Hmm, what can I do for you?

Well, as I said before, on the phone...

I was interested very much in filming
the Miss New World pageant, and I

I'd come out just to get some
background, maybe talk to the

out a bit about them and why they do it,
and maybe do some stills or something

like that. I wondered if you could just
help with some background.

Hmm, sure.

The beer packs?

Uh, the naked truth, huh?

Now, the Miss Nude World contest is open
to any girl of good moral character.

Girls with bad moral character are
banned from the contest.

We invite them down here on weekends.

But seriously, we judge girls simply and
honestly on their beauty and

deportment. Miss New World does not have
to be able to play the bagpipes or

recite poetry or sing off -key. Just be
herself.

Now, the girls do spend a lot of time
getting ready, but they are not allowed

use body makeup.

They just use ice cubes for a little
pick -me -up.

The first prize is a weekend in Buffalo.
The second prize is a whole week in

Buffalo.

The pageant is held annually.

This year it is taking place in
Frielton.

The Miss Nude World contest will have a
very happy winner before we get to the

end.

And would you like to meet some of the
contestants?

We must.

We must.

We must.

Now this is the exercise room right
here.

The bigger the better, the tighter the
sweater. We must. We must. We must.

What do you do about security here?

Oh, we got nothing to hide in here, Mr.
Sandy.

Excuse me.

Do you have a boyfriend?

I did, but we split up.

I think we were seeing too much of each
other.

Excuse me.

Why did you join this nudist camp?

Because I like to be seen in all the
best places.

Oh,

my goodness. Oh, my. Oh, good heavens.

Oh, my God, look at him move. Oh, Frank,
hey, hey, take a look at this. Oh, what

have we here?

One of Timothy's cassettes.

Oh, my God.

Look at him move.

Maybe it was him who needs the
stimulation to help get it up these

really think so?

Hey, we found your private collection.

Down in front. Down in front. Come on.

Hey,

I always thought Timothy and Mary Ann
were a pretty straight couple.

I don't know. Well, it can get kind of
boring in the suburbs, you know.

What on earth is this you're watching?

It's just some research material Timothy
is using to do a film on hookers. I

mean, strips.

I haven't heard such a racket in a long
time.

I'll get your coats.

Poor dear.

Married to an animal.

If you take my advice, you wouldn't
allow him to do this.

You'll lose all your friends.

Imagine not telling you, dear.

Going behind your back like that.

Frank!

Girls can sure be narrow -minded at
times. They don't even give you an inch.

Yeah, let alone six and maybe even eight
inches.

Come on, Fred, will you, Frank? Listen,
Timothy, Timothy, I've got some

penicillin in my pocket. Okay, I'll give
it to you. It'll get you through the

film. First sign of discharge or a rash,
you take three a day.

It'll get you through. Frank, this is
not a sex marathon.

It's a film.

Hey, come on, you sexy old filmmaker,
you.

What do I do, Frank?

Take him. You'll need him.

I wouldn't happen to be going to
Germany, would you, Timothy?

Uh, yeah, I am going. Hamburg. Why?
Really, I just happen to be going to a

convention in Germany at the end of the
month. And with your girls and my

expense account, we could have one hell
of a good time. Do you see?

Okay? Yes,

dear.

You didn't have the courage to tell me.

You humiliated me in front of all of our
friends. How could you do that to me?

Go. Go on your little Sodom and Gomorrah
excursion. Don't expect me to be here

when you get back.

Life is a journey, new pages turning,

sweet ridges burning, along the way.

Each day is different, flow with the
current.

Life is a present, sent to end all.

way but

me. Enjoy yourself, man. I mean it. I
mean it. Really, go for it, man. Spare

expenses, you know?

Make it as cheap as possible.

I figured, send Timmy over to Europe,
save money, you know, keep the cost

McDonald's mentality, lunch bag stuff.

Then I get a request.

Send more money, he says.

All of a sudden, he likes the taste of
champagne and caviar. He figures maybe I

won the lottery.

Timmy, baby, don't you go Hollywood on
me, I'm telling you.

Stella, I said he could rent a
Volkswagen from a club owner in Hamburg.

This American Express bill shows he's
driving a Mercedes.

Now you get him on the phone. I want him
back in that bug.

He's killing me with expense.

In regards, oh regards.

In regards, oh regards.

Stella, baby, get Timmy on the phone,
will you, sweetheart?

I don't know, doll. Singapore.

Hong Kong.

Try the holidays, okay?

Bella, send a telegram.

Timmy, send film. No more money.

Period.

Bella, what's this wire? No money, no
film. Who the hell sent it?

Bella, send a telegram and make it...
Bop, bop, bop, bop!

I started getting some of the film back.

I had to admit, Timmy knew what he was
doing.

Some great bodies.

I knew I had a great idea, man. I mean,
hell, Timmy should have paid me for the

trip.

Tell her, baby. Call Timmy, please, and
tell him to get back to the premier.

Life is appealing,

each day revealing new thoughts and
feelings

for you to share.

It's a hit.

Bradley wants you to do a sequel. No
way.

Come on, you've got to. Thanks.

He's willing to pay you double.

Thanks very much, Mr. Cochran.

Come on.

Come on, they want you to take a bow.
Come on in.

I'm tired.

It's your night. Come on in.

You go and do it. No, no. Come on,
they're waiting for you. I'm going to

nice long walk.

Premiere of the film?

No.

I was there.

Champagne.

You were there?

I think it was the best film you've ever
made.

Do you really?

Marianne, what are you doing?

Hello. Hi, Timmy, baby. Look, is
something wrong with my number, kid?

on. I put you in the business, man.

Come on. You owe us a picture, baby.
Anything you want. Yeah, fine. Anything.

You name it.

Your story, if you want. Call it a...
I'm a little busy now.

Come on. Just like us. Maybe we could
discuss this.

Come on. Don't screw me around, man. I
need a film. I got big pressure on me.

You got a deal with no one. I want the
paper signed tomorrow.

Right. Yeah.

I'll do it. I'll do it.

Well,

what else can I say? I mean, the rest
became history, you know?

Hey, Timmy held me to every word I said
that night.

Of course, it wasn't quite what I had in
mind, but what can I say? That's show

business. Hey, Timmy, baby.

Hey, I got him started.

I made him a name.

Hope he mentions my name when he wins
the award and remembers me when he's big

and famous and working on the coast.

Well, that's show business.

Ciao, babe.

See some feed to Mel and Alfred
Hitchcock, too. They all made a mark

what to do. And I'm just like them
because in my heart I know I've got a

that'll make a good show. Make it all in
good taste. Make it all in good taste.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. They say that the flavor

is what you should save. Make it all in
good taste. Make it all in good taste.

Get all in good taste. Make it all in
good taste.

Well, that sweet little woman believes
that her hero will fill the mass.

Make it all a good taste. Make it all a
good taste. Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste.

Because every good -looking blonde that
you happen upon makes the bells go off

in your head.

And when she says her desire burns like
a fire, you've got to talk business

instead. Because you know what they say.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

They say that the flavor is what you
should save. Make it all in good taste.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

Oh, the man with ideas is the one with
the con who never has.

He talks so sweetly and buys you a pizza
and tells you what he wants you to do.

Make it all a good taste.

Make it all a good taste. Make it all a
good taste.

Make it all a good taste.

When you talk to the money, you find
that it's funny. They all talk culture

class. But when it comes to the dough,
these guys say no. If there ain't no

skin, it's a pie.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste. Make it all in good

Make it all in good taste.

They say that the flavor is all you
should save. Make it all in good taste.

it all in good taste. Make it all in
good taste. Make it all in good taste.

Some show it for money, some show it for
fun, some feel for the feel of the sun.

The nude isn't crude, the wonder is
rude.

There's nothing like friends that come
and go with the wind, steadfast and

and true.

Raise an eyebrow, and they'll show you
how, how quickly they can turn on you.

Make it all in good taste.

They'll say that the flavor is all you
should say to make it all in good taste.

Make it all in good taste. Make it all
in good taste.

Make it all in good taste.