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Beautiful!

That was at least a 9 .8, with a chance for the gold medal. You always said I

was a 10.

I, uh, I lied.

That's not fair.

Hey, take it where you can get it.

Wait, wait.

Wait, let me guess.

You want us to go with you?

Let's reverse the roles, okay?

Now you take us the way you wanted us to.

Think they understood?

Yeah, I think they understood.

Hey, don't leave us.

Come on, let's go.

I am Senior Zero, your employer.

Senator, should we choose to accept? The amount you would think of is now

double.

An advance.

Look, we still haven't said yes, and we still don't know what the hell it is you

want us to do. My niece has been kidnapped.

You will find her and bring her safely back to me.

Thanks for the ride down. It's been a pleasure meeting you, whoever you are.

Won't you give me the courtesy of listening to what I have to say?

Look, what he meant in his abrupt way is that he doesn't think this is something

you need us for. I mean, you're obviously a man with money and

Have your muscle boys handle it, or call the cops.

Thank you for the suggestion.

I, myself, would never have thought of them.

Out.

This search has to be private.

Very private.

A hint of a scandal would destroy me.

No one knows what's happened.

Not even my bodyguards.

Your niece wasn't really kidnapped, was she?

Of course she was.

Look, I'm sorry. We're going to have to pass.

If you like, when we get back to Puerto Vallarta, I'll back to the name of the

street private investigator who specializes in domestic cases. But we're

we're not interested.

Okay. Now we're good.

This is his niece.

Kind of young for someone who's just turned 18.

No, it's an old picture of her.

He said she hated it because, well, he thought it made her look fat.

It was the only picture he had because the kidnappers took everyone in the

house. Well, that was clever.

No picture, no APB, or whatever they call it down in Ecuador.

No ransom call either?

Only so far to make and color the car. The two men that took her wore masks,

one called the other one Ramon. That lowers it down.

We were looking in Stockholm, maybe.

That's all we have.

Ramon and a white old thunderbird.

Well,

I wish that was promising.

Nicole, you two head down there. I'll check out the airport, bus stations,

kind of stuff.

Come on, it's pretty country down there.

It'll be like a vacation.

It's like this is a slum.

Anyway, Joanna's got plane tickets and two rental cars waiting, and if we

out, we'll go to plan B.

Which is?

I've no idea.

I hate rental cars.

Tommy like his.

You should have switched with him.

That's because it's an improvement over his norm.

Anyway, his was a better color.

I just love an air -conditioning car.

Is anybody here?

Hey,

lookie here.

I don't think this is the one. How do you know?

Well, call me crazy, but are the wheels and tires not sort of a given for

rolling along?

Buenos dias, chiquitas.

My name is Theodore. I speak three languages.

Best English.

Very close. Yes,

and his name is Theodore.

You like this fine car?

I have the power to sell it to you.

This is a great car.

How long it's been here?

Not too long.

Maybe two, three years.

Did you see two men and a woman?

driving this?

A lot of people must have been driving it.

The engine's not rusty.

Dry heat from the sun.

The rest of the car's not rusty either.

It is well made.

Hey, you've got something cold to drink?

In a bottle?

Yes, of course.

We are not savages.

Something ain't right here.

Yeah, I feel it also.

What?

The old man lies.

The car has been here for three days.

I know what to look for.

You saw, wasn't it? Oh, yes. Two men, one girl, woman.

I think she picked them up.

They went south for jungle.

If you pay me five dollars, I can show you where.

American money.

You got five bucks?

No, you?

No.

I hope this is not a dumb move.

Hey, we got lucky.

Besides, how can you be suspicious?

Just look at his face.

Hey, get out of the driver's seat.

Hello? There's a car headed for you.

Yes, my grandson is the guy.

Too pretty, Chiquita.

I am not going to say a thing.

Ernesta, I thought you said you knew the way.

I do.

Then, um, what are we doing on this cow path?

Ernie, did we take the wrong road?

There is no shame in admitting a mistake.

No, Miss Nicole, no mistake. This is right. From here we walk.

That's something you left out, kid.

Come on, this way.

That's where I feel like we're being watched.

Hopefully something with two legs.

I hope it's a snake.

There are no snakes in Ecuador.

How would you know?

There are big snakes in Ecuador.

Well, thank you. I love knowledge.

Let's go.

No luck? Nope.

I'm starting to get antsy about it, too.

Should have checked in by now.

Well, how many phones can there be on the roads out of the city?

The thing is, we don't know what we're up against.

And the most frustrating part about it, we can't call the cops or anyone

official.

So can't we just hang around?

All right.

We got two airports to cover, plus bus stations.

Hey, if we're not here, they'll leave a message, right?

Correct in mind, though.

I think.

I think.

Ernesto?

Where'd he disappear to?

He was here a second ago.

Don't tell me. We fought for a ten -year -old kid's scam?

Impossible. With that face?

I wonder where the hell we are.

Let's not panic. All we have to do is follow the trail back to the car.

Yeah, I'm already feeling things creeping and crawling around us.

I wonder how long before dark.

Maybe two or three hours.

Perfect.

Listen, Rambo.

Whatever you think you're up to, You can forget it. I'm an American citizen.

Mm -hmm.

She's a French citizen.

Hmm. Well, you must like one of those two countries.

Congratulations.

But down here, ladies, I would keep that close to your chest.

Good job. Good job.

Listen, I don't know who you are. And personally, I don't care. Do you care?

Whatever works.

Whatever works.

We're looking for a young woman.

Somebody's niece.

So, why don't you just keep doing your thing? And, uh, we'll keep doing ours,

okay? So, we'll be going.

Hold it!

Okay. Who are you people?

What would you like to call us?

Godlike images of gentleness and kindness?

That's very nice. That's very sweet.

But we are just, um... freedom fighters.

They're not chasing us anymore.

Maybe whatever it was is having them for lunch.

Or we better keep moving.

Or we'll be dessert.

Doll, choice our car. Any car.

Even one with no air conditioning.

Thank you.

Gee, could they have been any more suspicious?

I think it was your Spanish.

Yeah, well, if the woman and the kidnappers left the city by bus, it

through there.

I'm still spooked.

The cop with the Uzi kept checking us out.

It's their job.

I don't care.

All foreign cops look like, ask me where the nearest phone is and you're toast.

Come on, Dillinger, let's look at the airport.

Are you sure this is where we left it?

Well, aren't you?

The kid guessed it!

So much for his angel face.

Well, you're never going to let me forget that, are you?

Eventually, yes. It's just that today is not our day.

Wait till I get a hold of Tommy.

Oh, this is going to be sort of like a vacation.

He lied.

You know, I have a feeling that we should start walking.

Senorita, let's go.

Please, keep moving.

No trouble here.

Where did you come from?

Just, uh, what the hell are we mixed up in here?

Please.

You have a date.

Apparently.

How does she handle?

Not bad for a rental. Steering is loose.

Probably the rod.

You are a good boy.

You are learning your trade.

Someday, you will be as good as I am.

Do you have to wait that long?

If I don't kill you first.

Hey, have you seen her?

No, sorry.

Nope.

Passports, please.

Yeah, well, what was him for? I mean, the law was breaking.

Tell us what you're doing here.

Well, it's not breaking any law, that's for sure.

Indulge her. Indulge her curiosity.

That's what killed the cat, you know.

I know that animal.

Satisfaction brought it back, no?

Satisfy us.

Martinez, customs, over.

I'll be there immediately.

Yankees, go home.

What the hell is this all about?

I'm sure you can guess.

We're all on watch for drug smugglers. We don't want to be known as the new

pipeline for cocaine or heroin or anything else that can harm or kill.

You fit the profile.

You're right.

You know...

If you told us that from the beginning, we could have saved you a lot of time.

We're in Ecuador.

Time goes by here slowly.

Thank you for your cooperation.

God,

that outfit is not cool.

For a moment, she looked familiar.

Of course she does.

National Geographic Special.

That must be your grandpa.

Probably heading for the borough.

Yeah.

What's wrong with that picture?

The burrow has wheels.

And air conditioning.

Maybe our little lady.

Let's go.

They're still behind us.

God, shooting them at Puerto Vallarta seems to have worked.

Uh -oh.

More trouble.

You aren't going to stop, aren't you?

Hold on.

How about that, huh?

Wow.

What? That's it? Only two wows?

Wow, wow, wow.

Right!

I want to take a bubble bath.

Soon, baby.

You know, we have two visitors, and I don't know who they are, what we should

with them.

My men want to kill them, but I'd like to know who it is I'm dispatching. So,

baby, just find out for me, okay?

I don't want to get to take a bubble bath. I thought I answered that.

And I want a hamburger.

Hamburger? We're in the jungle.

Then shoot a cow and grind them up.

And forget that one.

I miss you, Mommy.

Yeah.

Hey, cuidado.

Bye.

I wonder if Michelle really is in this place.

Huh?

Michelle, the girl we're looking for?

Oh, yeah, sure.

I need the bathroom.

Um, uh, baño?

Do you really have to?

No.

We need water.

Food? Yeah, we haven't eaten all day, you know?

Sí, sí.

Gracias.

That was easy. All we need is a key.

I am a key.

I prefer real flowers.

The scent.

The texture.

Over. Real flowers melt.

Over. Flowers do not rust.

If we get out of here. When?

Please, say when.

When we get out of here, do you know which way to go? It's a jungle right

Why for the jungle?

Now, now, now. We need a map, not wisdom.

Hi. Oh,

hi.

Michelle, right?

That's me.

Well, put some clothes on. We're going to take you back to your uncle.

Oh, that's why you're here.

Ramon didn't tell me that.

I was thinking of becoming a little jealous of something, only I think

little too old for him.

Speaking of old, exactly how old are you?

Me? Um, I'm 18.

Just...

How old are you?

Oh, uh, a little older.

Hmm.

Just. Just.

Oh.

Michelle!

Open up!

You okay, baby?

I just got out of the bath. I'm okay.

I'm okay, my lollipop.

Those two women, they're running around loose.

Keep the store locked, okay?

Okay.

How come?

Because I like you.

Besides, I'm bored.

I want to go get some men.

Whoa, hold on, kiddo. I think we better get her back to my uncle fast.

I have no uncle.

Yeah, right.

Well, that's not what the man who hired us said. Well, the man who hired you

likes to call me his niece or his nephew or his daughter or whatever he feels

like calling me at the time.

Then he's nothing to you?

No, he's a lot more than nothing.

That's the only stretch of highway we haven't checked out. It's hot.

Well, it's Ecuador.

You could have said Alaska.

I feel better.

Hey, hey, hey, we can get some air.

Why don't you check the bullet holes and I'll keep somebody around to help.

Hi, puppy.

Hello?

I don't know, they know something.

No clothes, senor. No gas, no ice, no beer.

No, no, it's okay. We don't want any of that stuff.

We just want to ask you a couple questions.

Are you the police?

No, why?

I don't like police, but I still know nothing about anything.

Why?

Maybe there's a grown -up around.

What color was the car that Cat and Nicole rented?

That color.

He'll talk now.

He found me in the alley like some abandoned cat.

I was 11 or something. I don't really remember.

And he said he would teach me things.

Like I didn't already know those things.

Are you saying he molested you?

I don't know. Can you molest a toy?

What about the law?

You've met him.

Oh, Senator Zero.

That's right. You asked me the question.

And this woman, did he know how old you were? It's different. Raymond's my age.

He's 20 or something. It's not the same.

It's still statutory rape. You were underage.

It was?

Cool. That kind of turns me on.

So,

what do we do now?

Take her back?

How? Well, we gotta leave her here.

Ram on the side. Who knows what the gang is into?

You're forgetting our actions are severely limited. I mean, we're still

prisoners in this place.

And at the mercy of a bubblegum femme fatale with morals of an alley cat.

It's not going to help us blow our sleep.

There, Tommy.

Just like I told you.

Okay, little turd.

Guide us in.

Okay.

Well,

you sure have the golden touch.

How can any little kid resist such sweet words?

Knock it off.

Gotta get in there.

Alive.

Stay here.

Hey, wait a minute.

Look. Oh, thanks. That's all going in.

Besides, we might need cover.

I'd rather have an Uzi.

You know I don't like little guns.

Well, give it back.

It's bigger already.

Good luck.

It's about skill, not luck.

Okay. Good skill.

Better have luck.

You guys want to turn it on?

Huh? What's the matter with me? I can't believe I didn't think about this

before. We can have a party.

I just bought him some creamer and powder.

But we have to be careful because it's really, really strong.

He's been stepped on ever so lightly.

Hmm? I'm going to call in the rain.

Whoa!

Wait a minute. Wait just a minute.

Oh, come on.

Oh, come on, guys. He's really cool.

He's great. Oh,

come on. Thanks for watching!

Lollipop, lollipop.

I've been looking for you, baby.

You know what?

They're not very nice, and they don't want to party with us.

Why?

What did you tell them?

I don't know.

Nothing.

She told us nothing.

Well, I told them about the new powder, and I thought, you know, we can all have

a taste and everything.

That's unfortunate.

I was thinking of letting him go.

Now it's impossible.

We get to keep him?

Not at all.

Okay?

Okay.

Take the ghost to my room.

So, ladies.

My apologies for the delay.

Oh, take all the time you want.

Love life.

No, no.

No sense in being bad friends.

You intend to kill us, and you want to be friends.

Are you some kind of nut?

Entitle him.

Why don't you do that?

Okay. I'm going to have to drop you first.

My men will hear the shots.

Yeah.

But you'll only hear the first one.

Okay.

Thank you.

How did you find us?

I figured we were history.

Found your car.

Our friend Roman used to be a Sinatra Zero chauffeur.

He's the one who kidnapped Michelle.

Don't be ridiculous. I rescued her.

She's here willingly.

You're right.

He's sort of right.

She was a minor.

And no relation to our distinguished employer.

What do you think?

That maybe we should think twice about delivering her up to the guy who has

molesting her since she was 11.

There's more to it than that.

Follow it to its conclusion.

I see that.

The senator didn't want a story about him and a teenage girl.

And?

And he wanted us to bring her back so he could kill her.

Congratulations. But there is even more, Tommy.

Roman and his friends have been using Michel as a mule to bring smack into the

country.

An easy jump from here to Panama.

And points north.

Everyone freeze!

Try

them out!

Come on, again.

Come on, Michelle, she's on the...

This stupid bitch got a hold of some of our product and managed to OD.

Apparently her life and usefulness are over at the same time.

Oh, jeez.

It's time to say goodbye.

We've had our fun, but now it's over.

Maybe we'll meet again in another life.

Or we can continue this pleasant friendship.

He's certifiable.

Totally.

I may have to cancel my ukulele lesson, but I wouldn't miss this trip for the

world.

Even if you people are only going halfway.

Well, don't come along on our account.

It's quite all right. I have a delivery to make.

All right, come on. Move it. Hey.

Get in the van.

Come on.

Move it.

Press.

Press. Press. Press.

Press. Press. Press.

Press. Press. Press.

Press.

He's cute, don't you think?

I think so.

Did you call him?

Yep. And he's very happy that she'll live.

In fact, he's coming in person to take her home, as he put it.

And he's concerned that we remain discreet about this.

And of course we were.

Yes, of course.

Just a moment.

Before you make the mistake of your lives, do you know who I am?

Oh, they know who you are.

I just don't care.

Especially you, Michelle.

You. You have to be silent.

The privilege of the client relationship.

You work for me.

Oh, we haven't said a word.

But they saw everything.

It's called attempted murder.

We won't say a thing.

Gout's honor.

don't feel right about this.

Michelle is still in the hospital, and some of the gang is still loose.

Well, the army's rounding them up now.

We have promoted the drugs, and there's a reward due us for that.

Yes, and we also got the retainer from Senor V. He.

He wrote.

You're going to keep that?

Yeah. That and the first class tickets back to Puerto Vallarta.

We should have really stayed.

The hotel rooms are paid for. The flight leaves in the morning.

Just enjoy this vacation.

Besides, you can swim in a different ocean.

It's still the Pacific.

Yeah, but it's a different part.

Look, we haven't got wet here, and we deserve it.

We found Michelle, didn't we? Huh?

Hey!

How's Michelle?

Consistent.

What does that mean? It means she's in good health and doing her thing again.

Her thing?

Yeah, she has stolen clothes, and she and that good -looking attendant run

together. Gosh, she's only 18.

She's legal, but the boy is only 15.

But she's a wanted woman.

Oh, they already found her.

So let the police take care of her, then. We're off the hook.

Come on, come on, come on, come on. Are we going to get in there or what?

Come on!

Getting done.