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Good night on Acapulco Youth.

We can be quick.

the finest government beer.

I demanded the best for your visit.

Welcome to Puerto Vallarta, Senor Del Fuego, Senora Del Fuego.

It's an honor to have you visit our city.

Senor Del Fuego, are you all right? Yes, yes, I'm all right. It's my dear Celia

that I'm worried about.

I too am fine, Edmondo.

Let us go to our suite.

Right this way.

I want a round -the -clock security for Senor Del Fuego and his wife. And find

me those men. They took my wallet.

Senor, there's nothing to fear. The danger is over.

I don't get it. I mean, how can we be broke? We made mucho bucks on that last

job. Deduct expenses and split it four ways.

What's that up to?

About a week of good living.

Either that or a dental bill. I need a filling.

Well, why don't you go to the dentist, you know? You've been stalling for days.

I said I'm going and I'm going.

Stop hassling me.

Try Dr.

Escobar. He's good.

No, no, no, no.

He's a puller, not a filler.

Remind me to buy some more cologne.

The others here bottom my sinuses.

Bingo.

Perfect. Once we copy those paths, we'll be able to get through any security.

I wonder what's keeping Joanna.

I mean, she's usually the first one to be at the table. And the last to leave.

God, I envy her. She will set everything in sight.

And she never gains weight.

I noticed her left leg.

Yeah, I noticed both.

Well, I think her left one's hollow.

I can't eat anyway.

I'm too.

Put some tequila on it.

That'll help?

Yeah, it takes about a quart.

My whole head will hurt.

Look, I'll go check on Joanna.

You guys order. I'll shake her a little.

Hello.

You again, huh?

I call out the man in the white coat.

She's talking to a glass screen.

Ha. I wish I could talk to it. Then maybe I'd find out what this googly gook

all about.

What do you make of it?

Hmm. Googly -gook's about right.

Why?

Well, about three hours ago, I was online with this kid in London when

this shows up.

Neither one of us can figure out where it came from or who the sender is, but

it's been showing up at ten -minute intervals.

It's driving me nuts.

How could that happen? I mean, did you get a virus in your computer?

No biggie. When the sender was uploading the file, he must have put the wrong e

-mail address on it.

Not hard to do. I mean, one incorrect letter and zap of, Santa Claus gets an

Easter list.

Here, why don't you take a crack at decoding it?

Me? What do I know about breaking?

I'm kidding.

I get it, I get it.

Anybody hungry?

Oh, hi, guys.

Oh, food.

So would we be if we had waited for you to join us for lunch?

Oh, hey, I'm sorry, guys. I completely forgot.

I mean, ask Tommy. I got all involved here and... How can you eat with a

toothache?

Oh, it feels better when I'm chewing.

I know. That sounds crazy, but, uh... Damn.

What?

Oh, I thought I had this, but... False alarm.

What? This.

The code.

What makes you think it's a code?

Can you speak googly gook?

No.

Then it's a code.

It keeps interrupting whatever's on the screen. You know, like it's doing its

own thing.

Which is more than we are doing.

Instead of playing computer games, we should use our brains to earn money.

Good idea.

See you later.

Hey, I think better when I'm alone.

They're all over the place. You're bigger than them. Kill them!

Save your humor for someone who appreciates it.

Don't take too long.

By the time you're finished, Macy and I will have made two more champagne

cocktails.

So you're smart.

But I'm stubborn.

That makes us equal.

And even if you are nothing more than Jose's recipe for pineapple frijoles,

going to find out.

This means war.

Hey, I've seen worse. Do you want to see the doctor or not?

Him? Yeah, he's a real doctor. Come on, get in the chair. Well, I am.

Get in the chair.

I, uh... Look, it's only one tooth. It won't take the both of you. I need to

translate. Well, I think I can make him understand when it hurts. I mean, pain

is bilingual.

How are you going to pay for this?

How much does it cost to put a napkin around my neck?

Very funny.

I mean, for the extraction.

He says I need to have the tooth pulled. I mean, maybe it's just a filling.

Well, we rarely do that.

Well, let him look first.

Well, it's 50 pesos. We're looking.

Ow!

See, you understood that real well.

You're scared.

Damn right I am.

What's wrong with this picture?

No doubt you're going to tell me.

Well, I'd be negligent to my sworn duty as a bartender if I didn't.

You're an interesting guy.

You've got two drop -dead gorgeous women in a training.

Yet, you sit here, drinking alone.

Now, me?

You'd be with one of them.

Or all, if I could swing it.

Was that a pun or what?

Too much.

No, I don't mix food. It's a pleasure.

Treat you soon.

Want another?

Yeah, sure, why not?

Well,

what are you doing here?

Joanna called.

Found a way to crack the code.

Well, can I wait for my drink?

No.

Come on.

I wish I could claim credit for this, but the truth is, I was trying to change

files, and I hit a key by mistake, and suddenly, blip, everything started to

make sense. I figured, what the heck? So I hit the same wrong key again, and

this time the letters reversed, and... Gotcha.

These guys want to kidnap Senor Del Fuego's wife and swap her for a prison

terrorist. I think we bought into more than we figured.

Need trade bait for six.

Use Celia del Fuego.

Before I respond to this message, exactly who are you people and who are

they referred to?

They are members of a terrorist organization known as the July 12th

Now, they're responsible for the kidnapping of a Peruvian diplomat two

ago. There was also the crash of that Brazilian airliner last August, for

the six members were captured and sentenced to death.

Now it seems they want to swap your wife for their relief.

I never agree.

You still haven't told me who you are or why I should believe you.

We used to be part of a government anti -terrorist team.

Now we work for ourselves.

You can hire us to keep us safe.

No, no, that's too risky. We will send my wife home immediately.

We will see to it that she gets all the protection she needs.

But if you want to find these terrorists, you have to stay.

Are you suggesting that Senora Del Fuego should bend to this group?

What I am suggesting is we trap them, here and now, while they don't know that

we're on to them.

That gives us an edge.

Look, we can keep your wife safe until the terrorists are caught.

That cat can take her place until we come up with a plan.

How much is this plan?

You'll learn what we're worth My wife means

everything to me exactly Then I'd like to hear how you intend to do

this

What do you think?

Remarkable. It is like looking at myself in the mirror. If she had a toupee, it

would be perfect.

Thanks for reminding me.

You know, I think it's getting better, though.

Okay, now let's pick out some clothes to complete the effect.

And she knows her mind is not afraid in the dark.

When you see her eyes, you can't disguise feelings

in your heart.

She's a breeze.

She's a rainbow.

She's a storybook mystery.

She's a child.

She's a warrior.

Can't you see?

She's the woman you need.

She hides behind such a perfect smile.

It's hard to keep the blame.

You may be strong, but before too long, you're kind

of in the lane.

She's a breeze.

She's a rainbow.

She's a storybook mystery.

She's a child.

Can't you see the angel?

She's the one.

Yo. Hey, how's it going?

I'll be ready.

Well, I never doubted it.

How's it going on your end?

We are as ready as we'll ever be.

We just called to tell you how much we missed you.

I mean, with you gone, there's food left over.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I have a chef here.

The World Bank has already agreed to fund the hydro project with a loan of

million.

It's wonderful.

That means several thousand new jobs.

Ah, good news, I hope.

We're ready when you are, sir.

Heck, Colonel Tapia, we can go ahead with the reception as yet.

Thank you.

Please, give this to Celia and tell her that my life is very, very... Perhaps...

Perhaps you should...

Tell it yourself, sir.

Sorry. It's the only way we'll feel confident that the senora is safe.

It's also the only way we'll agree to stand the case.

I understand.

So long as Celia isn't in any danger.

She's not, sir. Trust me. Tomorrow morning when you and Cat arrive at the

I'll go straight to the safe house and remain with Senora Del Fuego until after

the banquet.

Thank you.

paying you to make up... Excuse me.

I'm paying you to find out where Señora del Fuego is hiding.

You have jeopardized our entire operation.

Now we have to wait until you get back to Rio before... You do?

How?

When?

Very well.

But I warn you. If this does not work, me, will cut out your heart.

No, it's Evita.

What? I didn't recognize her without the ice bag.

Very funny.

It is a pleasure to see you again.

Welcome to the Bel Air, Signora.

Will you please follow me?

If a terrorist wanted to kidnap Kat, I mean Celia, why did they just try to run

her down?

Well, maybe they changed their plans.

Either that, or the coded message was a trick to make everyone think that

kidnapping was the plan.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Here, it's okay. It's washable.

I'll do that.

Those other people need some more champagne.

Okay, I'll get right on it. I'm sorry.

Put the water through.

Relax.

You're too nervous.

Just breathe.

He'll be fine. Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention.

This afternoon is a very special occasion.

We have as our guests some of South America's most distinguished economic

statesmen. Please, let's welcome them.

I will now ask Senor Del Fuego to describe the goal of our newly formed

coalition.

It is with great honor that I stand here before you today.

As you know, we are a coalition of diverse but still developing nations.

We have energy, pride, and a zest for harmony. It is the first time I have not

been by his side since he was appointed trade secretary seven years ago.

And I believe that we have a start.

It's quite a record.

He's quite a man.

Well, you're a team.

You know, in the truest sense of the word.

It is very rare when two people... Well, we are

blessed.

And you, Tommy, do you have someone to share your love with?

Well, on occasion.

Did you see anything suspicious?

Uh -uh.

Do you really think they're going to try to kidnap Katz when they're all these

people? Are they going to try to kidnap Celia Del Frigo?

Well, Katz is Celia.

Exactly.

Went without a hitch.

Dang,

it's fitting like a sack.

Take one, amigo.

You'll never miss it upstairs.

Drink it with your girlfriend.

Maybe you'll get lucky.

Sign here.

Maybe we should wait until we get the fourth spot.

How about I buy you a drink later?

In your dreams.

On to the podium.

If you'll excuse me for a moment.

Take care.

What happened?

Two men in ski masks that grabbed me as I came out of the men's room.

What'd they want?

They said they would kill me if I didn't tell them where Senora del Fuego was

hidden. What did you tell them?

That I didn't know where she was.

Then what?

They didn't believe me.

One of them was going to shoot me when suddenly a third man ran up and said he

knew where the Senora was hidden.

Impossible. Are you sure that's what they said?

That's when they hit me and they found me and I... Fuck off. Don't talk

Go get a doctor. Yes.

Tommy, Nicole.

What went wrong?

A bomb went wrong.

You've been spotted.

The black hats know where you are.

How many?

Maybe three, four.

Joanna and I are on our way.

Okay, what about Senor DeFuego?

He's fine.

Kat is going to stay with him.

With you soon.

Let's go.

I'm going with you. Out of the question.

Guys, get going.

Look, nothing's going to happen to your life.

Can you handle a gun?

Yes. Okay.

Take the...

Go upstairs, lock yourself in the bedroom, and don't open the door for

Where will you be?

Let's make sure nobody disturbs you.

Go on.

Stay here.

Oh, come on, Nicole.

Joanna, I said stay here.

Hey, you made good time.

Any sign of him?

Not yet.

Good afternoon,

everyone. If you'd be so kind as to drop your weapon.

Now.

I had you find us. You lovely ladies led us right here.

That's a lie.

We kept checking to make sure no one was tailing us.

Yeah, but you didn't check under your car, did you?

Beep, beep, beep.

Don't you wish you'd agreed to have that drink with me?

I'm sure it's too late now.

Go ahead. It's worth it.

Good thing you called.

Looks like I arrived just in time.

You!

Don't you just love surprises?

Slime ball, pig, heroism.

Hey.

It worked.

Now,

where is Señora del Fuego?

You don't think we're so stupid enough to hide her here, do you?

I guess you are stupid enough to hide over here.

So, the worm has turned.

Right.

A man who sells his soul always surprises me. But when I looked out that

and heard your voice, it fitted the picture I always had of you.

A piece of rubbish.

Trying to succeed by clinging to my husband's cocktail.

I don't think the lady likes you, Paco.

Tie them up and take them to the marina.

Please don't kill me.

Give me one reason not to.

Nicole, don't.

That's two reasons.

Really, we have no time for this.

We have time for whatever I want.

Wait here and get undressed.

Come on, damn it. One of you, pick up the phone.

Admit it.

Something's wrong.

Look, it's not like Houston yakking with the space shuttle.

These things go out sometimes.

Enough incompetence. I insist you take me to my wife now.

What's this my dear?

Change your mind?

I'm sorry.

I cannot do it.

How disappointing.

Shame on you.

Did you really think I would fall for your clumsy attempt to seduce me?

Get up!

Someone tried to leave us a message. What difference does it make now?

You said I could trust you. You said no harm would come to my wife.

I'm so sorry, Senor Del Fuego.

Wait, who are you calling?

Colonel Tapier, it is out of your hands now.

Way to go, Nicole.

Are you sure my wife's in there? The tracker says yes.

Before you bust in and start shooting, let me go take a look around.

That's out of the question.

Your wife could sign Celia's death warrant.

Do you want to risk that?

Signal me if you see the senora.

Will do.

Men!

Surround the place. Do not open fire until I say the word.

Don't try to stall me.

Well, tell Senator Fuego that if he's not available next time I call, I'm

to cut off one of his wife's fingers and send it to him.

I can see them. I can see Lilia, Tommy, Nicole, and Joanna. They're tied up. You

better pray your precious husband gets the message.

Next time he calls, tell him you have located Senor del Fuego. Then pass it

through to me.

One of the terrorists tried to reach you at the villa.

Hopefully before he tries again, we will have them all in custody.

What's that smell?

Bug spray.

No, no, I don't mean that.

Anyone smell something burning?

Come on.

Thank God you found my message.

What message?

Oh, come here.

Are you alone?

I can't drive by.

Colonel,

send in the cavalry.

Go ahead, men. Fire at will.

We have got to get our weapons.

What do you have against stairs?

They're boring.

I refuse to be bored anymore.

Are you saying that you're bored with us?

No, you're like a different kind of excitement.

You're like relatives.

He's talking romance.

He just doesn't know how to say it.

Forget it. I can't have a serious discussion with you two.

You always end up putting me on.

Where's Kat?

At the dentist, Dr.

Escobar. Isn't he the puller?

For Kat, he became a filler.

And he takes credit.

These were delivered to the boutique for Tommy.

Something we should know about.

It surprised me too, so don't break my shop, huh?

Open it, Tommy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, play it, play it.

Oh,

it certainly is.

And Tommy?

you will find that one special woman.

Special woman? What special woman?

Yeah, Tommy, what's Celia talking about?

Nothing.

Nothing. Hey, hey, did he pull it?

Do I look like a woman with a missing tooth?

You look like a woman with everything in place.

Well, thank you, Tommy.

I had a few extra.

Extra what?

Well, I ate my way out of the pain and gained four pounds.

Doesn't hurt anymore.

Well, now I'm hooked on food.

So what now?

Well, so now that I can chew, I gotta quit eating.

Crazy, huh?