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Tonight, on Acapulco Heat.

$200 ,000?

Our client Eric tells us why he paid us some counterfeit bills.

Why would the French be interested in U .S. currency, man?

That's the other guy that was on the boat.

We want our consignment, Charlie.

Um, hang on.

Oh, shut up!

Put your guns down or I kill her.

Momento, senor.

Why do you try to cheat me? Do you think I'm stupid? What?

Your money is not good.

It is false.

And you're a false serial.

A counterfeiter.

What are you talking about?

Hold him!

Hold him!

Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, where's the police to get him?

You naughty, naughty boy.

Hey, uh, black seven on the red eight.

Could I?

Thanks.

The queen of spades is missing.

You should have ducked.

Yeah, well, it was a lucky punch.

And the guy was big. He was huge.

Hey, our client Eric told us why he paid us a counterfeit bill.

He said he thought the bills were real.

You believed him?

Well, you did.

You're the one that took them.

I'm going to take a lot more out of him next time I see him.

Well, you'll have to wait. The call's got him on the car.

Come on, lighten up. It wasn't my fault. I mean, I sold the boat. It's what I

do. I'm a broker. The guy paid cash.

$200 ,000?

You didn't check the money?

I checked some of it. I mean, the bills felt okay. They felt great.

The boat was a lemon, so I didn't want him hanging around, you know? I gave him

the title. I had debts. I owed you guys for finding my catamaran. You?

You still owe us. I mean, come on, Tommy. I mean, I know that.

I mean, God, you know?

You know, I bailed you out, didn't I?

I mean, I swear, I didn't know this stuff was bad.

Hey, I'm on a 52 -foot power cruiser. You know, it may have been a lemon, but

was my lemon.

You guys want a job?

Help me get it back, and I'll go double on what I owe you for the catamaran.

Did you bother to get a name?

The guy with the money was named Jacques, Jacques Duran, and he was with

girl, Linda, and some other guy.

Said he was staying at the Bel Air Hotel.

Double a fee for the catamaran, plus a fee for the cruiser.

Okay, okay.

That's the other guy that was on the boat All right

Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Well, I'm not, but I could be.

Are you married?

I'm engaged to three women.

So what? Are you married?

Sorry, I'm a very busy man.

Very stupid.

Is she breathing?

She's been strangled.

I know her.

I've seen her someplace.

Where? Here?

No, I don't think so.

That's Linda.

Wait outside.

Anybody comes around, you let us know.

Aren't you going to call the police?

Yeah, sure. First, we're going to look around a little.

Look, Tommy, I'm in a lot of trouble.

You want your boat back?

Yeah, sure.

Keep your eyes open, okay?

Okay.

What is it?

Goop. Define goop.

Sticky goop.

Adhesive tape, maybe?

Yeah, could be.

Okay, find the green seal.

All the white lines should be really sharp.

They are.

Okay.

Look at Benny's face.

His left cheek.

And see if the engraving got all the cross -hatching right.

Looks good to me.

How are you doing?

Interpol has nothing on her prints. I'm waiting to hear back from Washington.

You're looking at the wrong side.

There's nothing on that side.

Look at the really little letters here, above where it says $100.

Do you see them?

Yes. Now look at the first D in independent.

Le voilà.

How did you know that?

The only flaw there is, these bills are really good.

The ink, the paper, everything.

Even the same kind of printing press.

Most scanners don't even pick them up. The only way to spot one is by hand,

you just did.

Yeah, but how did you know?

The same way the guy at the currency exchange did, I guess.

There was an article in the paper.

Linda's name wasn't Linda.

It was Sophie Kincaid. She was the Secret Service agent.

That's what the piece of tape was about.

She was wired. She was stationed in Punta Rinas, Costa Rica, where she was

working on a case code named Easy Green.

Her cover was running a bikini contest.

That's it.

I knew I'd met her before.

It was in Paris.

Nice girl.

Well, what do you think? We go after these guys?

I say yes.

It's the only way to get Eric's boat back.

And besides, we need the money.

Um, I've never been to Costa Rica.

She was working with another woman when I met her.

Her street name was Betsy. She was a brunette.

I wonder what she changed it.

Passion? I mean her name, Linda.

You're not supposed to change your street name. You can forget who you are.

Sophie, Betsy, Linda.

Two is enough.

Three is too many.

Three is a crap.

How well do you know her?

Not well, but I hope somebody did.

I hope she has someone who misses her.

Okay, here we go.

Not my type.

Well, what do you think?

Kathy's right.

Sorry, Joanna.

Lucky with Eva.

How soon will you get our consignment ready?

Tomorrow or the next day at the latest. You said the same thing last week.

That was last week.

Relax. Get a little sun.

Find yourself a couple of girls.

Have some fun.

You want me to fix you up?

Like the old man said, you only live once. You should remember that.

We want our consignment, Charlie.

We've had enough fun in the sun and weak beer.

We're tired of waiting.

Don't insult me, Alex.

It's all right.

I didn't mean anything.

It's not all right.

I want an apology, Alex.

I apologize.

And I'm sorry you don't like my beer.

In the meanwhile, you're going to get a little sun.

I won't. If they stop, they won't, okay?

Got your water.

Hi, I'm Charlie Croy.

What's your name?

Nicole.

I know I had it here somewhere, but... You lose something?

Yeah, yeah. Your phone number.

Okay, okay.

Goodbye.

So, now where in Provence are you from?

Arles. I know Arles.

I've been to the bullfights there. I hate bullfights.

Don't tell me you like them.

I hate them.

How about baseball?

I know nothing about baseball.

Well, what do you like?

I like to have a good time.

I like nice things.

What do you like, John?

Other than baseball and bullfighting?

And the company of women.

I like to read minds.

What do you do when you're not reading minds?

I like to travel.

Alone?

Start that way.

What are we looking at?

Well, three so far.

Two on the work, one of which is baldy over there.

Well, the others are Czech, or at least they're traveling on Czech passport.

How did Joanna find that out?

She followed them to their hotel.

Talked to the desk clerk.

Are you sure?

Ugly like that has got to be in the gene.

Jacques, say hello to my new friend, Nicole.

How new?

Today new.

Well, then, that makes you an old friend.

That makes four.

Yeah? It's me.

Remember the guy I told you about?

The one who chased me?

Yes. He's here.

In town?

Closer than that.

He's about a hundred meters to your right with a girl with a long glance

at you.

You're sure it's the same one?

Oh, I'm sure.

Amateur or professional?

I guess it's professional.

Is it anything you can handle?

Not so far.

Just keep an eye on the situation and let me know if anything changes.

Okay?

Tell me to go.

Have you ever been to Atacama?

I hate Atacama.

As much as I hate both records.

Don't tell me you're leaving.

I've had a wonderful time.

But I had a very late night.

Why not take a nap below?

Alone? Should I have Jacques take you back to your hotel?

That's very sweet.

But I think the wolf will do good.

What do you think?

The cherry stem I've seen before, but she is lovely.

Carlos called.

The press is working again.

Oh, excellent.

That was great.

Sleep well?

I'm as good as new.

Must have been the champagne.

I hope Charlie's not too disappointed.

Don't play with me.

I am not Charlie.

I wouldn't dream of it.

Are you feeling better?

You're not too upset with me?

Impossible.

Bring the car around, Jacques.

Would you like to go for a ride?

Only if you promise me it's going to be very exciting.

They're heading your way.

Let's move it.

Tommy? Hey, hey, where are you?

Red light. They're going north on one of those little dirt path roads.

Okay, don't get too close.

Oh, I think they spotted us.

Never mind.

Drive carefully.

I am.

That goes for you, too.

Well, do you want me to lose them or what?

Drive sideways?

Whoa!

Uh -oh. There's going to be trouble.

Yes, sir.

No problem.

Would you like something to drink?

Iced tea with lemon, please.

I'm expecting some people when they arrive.

Will you be long?

I hope not.

What a beautiful house.

Oh, thank you.

There are extra suits in the pool house if you'd like to swim.

Bottoms only, I'm afraid. European style.

Enjoy.

There you are.

I've been looking all over for you. I was in the computer room. Is everything

okay?

Bonjour, Nicole.

It's been a long time.

So she's a cop.

Is that what you're telling me? She was when I knew her.

She was with French Sûreté doing counterintelligence.

Her name is Nicole Bernard.

I see.

Why would the French be interested in U .S. currency, man?

Nicole?

I'm retired.

Charlie?

Don't look at me.

I am in the same world you are.

Survival with pal.

I was broke.

I was looking for a score.

I heard a rumor in Acapulco that you were the man.

She met Linda in Paris.

Linda's real name was Sophie.

Sophie and her partner used to work for me.

See, Nicole, I've got good memory.

Place, date, name.

It's one of the reasons why I'm a good cop.

You are a lot of things, but good cop is not one of them.

Now we are getting somewhere.

And what about the other two we picked up? Are they working together?

How about that, Nicole?

Who killed Linda?

Oh, what difference does it make?

Now, why don't you answer Mr.

Crowe's question?

How many are you?

Let me ask him, Mr. Crowe.

Maybe later.

Carl, get rid of her.

Our friend has arrived.

Hey, you're left -handed, huh?

Yeah. So?

Well, you should put your stronger side forward.

Is that right?

Strongest weapon should be nearer to the closest target.

Hey, cut me loose and I'll show you.

How's that for strength?

Better.

Still a little weak.

Do you like that?

You bet.

Yeah?

How about this?

You like this, too?

Love it.

How about you, baby?

You hungry?

No, but I could use a nice cold beer.

You want French fries to go with that cold beer? You want me to spoil my food,

you?

We only got six, lady.

So this one will cost you.

I don't want to drink it.

I want you to pour it on me.

Take a look.

You heard me.

You too.

You want to dance?

Get in.

Ah, my turn.

Are you asking or telling? Whatever, I want to drive.

All right, but only if you promise to drive fast.

God, where's the romance in them today?

Well, we traded in for good looks and reflexes. Ha, well, you got cheated.

You should have been there. It was a hell of a party.

Any sign of Nicole?

No.

Who's he?

Our host.

You know the layout of this house.

Want to show us?

Yeah, sure.

They don't come any better than this.

Hey, time is money, gentlemen.

In about ten minutes, we're looking at another price increase.

You can never be too careful.

What did he say?

He wondered whatever happened to one of Roman's feet.

What is going on here?

Huh?

Hide it, hide it, hide it.

Well,

so much to comprise.

Wait till I get to the side of the house.

Stay here.

I don't know, but I think we're about to find out.

What have you been?

Got paid out.

Looks like we got ourselves a real Mexican standoff now. Not really.

Because you don't want your friend here dead.

You lose.

Okay.

Now what?

Now, Boris will pick up the money, walk it over here, I get away,

and everybody, including Cutie Pie here, will live happily ever after.

How about it, Boris?

My name is not Boris.

It's Alex.

Okay, Alex. You'll pick up the briefcase and bring it to me.

We missed any of them?

All present and accounted for.

That's a nice way to put it, but I just shot someone.

We're glad you did.

You know, I think I liked you better as a straight man.

What do you mean?

That's better already.

Yeah.

Thanks for not shooting me.

I wanted to get to know you better.

Next time it will be better.

Next time, I won't.

The devil's finest. Anybody?

Thanks. Thank you.

Thank all of you.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Yeah, Eric.

Listen to the catamaran.

It's the lowest of the cruiser.

I do?

Mm -hmm. You do.

Jenna, do you have that invoice?

Now, you really don't smoke those things, do you?

Well, not ordinarily, no.

But this is something I've always wanted to do.

Eric, do you have a lighter?

This is the last one.