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Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. No, I think I totaled my car at that guardrail

right around the corner.

Oh my gosh, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to see if I could... No,

yeah, come inside. Sorry.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, I don't know how that happened.

No.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah, but if there's any way I can just borrow the phone, just to call a tow

truck. And don't you have a phone?

Oh, you see, that's the problem. I was on the phone when I hit the guardrail,

and my window was down, and it went flying out, just out in the middle of

nowhere. Oh, my gosh, yeah.

It's all dark out there, and I don't even, I don't know what happened to it.

Yeah, well, I mean, it's at least going to take an hour for the tow truck to get

here. Yeah.

Oh. I mean. All right, yeah, that's fine. No one's down for miles. Oh, gosh.

Are you sure you're okay?

I don't know, actually.

I am in a little bit of pain.

Actually, I do massages here.

So, I mean, while we wait for the tow truck to come, I can make sure that you

don't, you know, have any fractured or whatever.

Really? I don't want to inconvenience you.

Oh, no, not at all. Not at all. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, all right. And you said it'll take about an hour?

Yeah, it'll take about an hour because, I mean...

I don't really have any neighbors.

Yeah, there's no one for miles around here. Yeah, no one will be able to hear

you scream.

But what?

What?

Nothing.

While we wait for the tow truck, I can go ahead and give you a massage.

All right. You know, that way, I mean, you use your time wisely and make sure

that your muscles are okay to relieve some tension in your shoulder. Yeah,

that's fine.

Yeah, okay. Well, this way. Thanks so much.

No problem. That's crazy that that happened to you. Yeah. Okay, well, I do

massage therapy.

Oh, wow.

Oh, wow. Yeah.

You've got the kind of whole Eastern, the Asian theme, huh? Thank you.

Anyways, go ahead and, you know, strip down, get comfortable, and then call me

when you're ready, and then I can work on those problem areas, you know? I

really appreciate it.

Yeah, no problem.

All right.

Oh, do you have like a towel or something for me?

I thought you were a man.

No,

Mom, I really like him. He seems like a nice guy.

Yes, I'm going to call the tow truck.

Why do you always do this to me? This is why you and me never got along.

That's why I had to do what I had to do.

I'm ready.

I'm ready.

I hope this works.

Hello?

I'm talking to you about this.

I can't even talk to you right now.

Hello? Hi, okay, I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Much better.

Oh, right.

Let me just get my lotion. Oh, yeah, no problem.

Yeah, just relax.

I really appreciate this. Oh, no problem. No problem at all.

All right.

I mean, I'll probably still see my specialist, but this definitely helps

right now.

Yeah, you don't mind if I get comfortable, right? No, this is your

Thank you. Yeah, of course.

Oh, gosh.

I really did a number to myself.

Yeah, that's why you shouldn't talk on your phone.

Oh, I know, I know.

Just relax.

I've got to get one of those earpiece things.

Yeah, definitely.

Now let me know if you feel any discomfort.

Oh, wow, that's nice.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that's perfect.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, sorry.

No, no, no, that's good. It was like a good pain.

Okay.

So you like pain, huh?

Well, I mean, yes and no. It depends, really.

Pick the right house to come to.

Yeah, the only house.

Oh, I noticed that samurai sword.

What samurai sword?

Oh, the one... Oh, okay, relax. I know where it is. You're fine.

Well,

I was just trying to... Never mind.

No, it's okay. I have it there so that it keeps people in line and they don't

away.

Allah.

You like the massage?

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Do you like me?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.

I like you, too.

Oh.

So you don't mind if I...

stay comfortable, right? No, no, absolutely not.

Um, it's a big place, so, uh, do you live here by yourself?

Is it your folks, your moms, or, uh... Oh, no, it's... It's my mom's house. Oh,

wow. Yeah, but it's not here anymore.

No?

Oh, okay.

Hold on, I need to get some more oil.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, do your thing. Yeah, just be patient.

Just grab the oil.

I got plenty of time, apparently.

Yeah, it's going to take a while for that tow truck to come by.

I don't really have a choice, I guess.

I mean, I don't mind you being here.

No, not yet. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

All right. I got some more oil.

Give me one second.

Hold on, I have an itch on my face.

Yeah, hey, no problem.

You know how it is. Oh, it happens to me all the time.

Oh, wow. What is that? A hot cloth or something?

Just a few. Okay.

Relax.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

I mean, you did it to yourself.

What?

I told you to relax.

Oh, boy.

I wouldn't have had to do that if you would have listened.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh, thanks.

Well, you can flip over now so that we can work on your chest.

Sure.

Surprise! Whoa, ah!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What, you don't like it? No.

What is wrong with you? I do so much for you. Oh, oh.

What is wrong with you?

No, I do like it.

You were in an accident.

No, it's good. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Here.

Oh, you're fine.

It's good. I just wasn't expecting that.

Nice and relaxed.

Yeah.

Oh, wow, that's better.

Yeah.

You're gorgeous.

Well, thank you. I just wasn't expecting that.

Yeah,

for a minute I thought you were being ungrateful, but then I remembered that

were in an accident.

I don't think you should be doing that.

I liked it.

Oh, gosh.

You did call the tow truck, didn't you?

Well, I mean, I have to work tomorrow. I need to make money for us, right?

I mean... I'll call the tow truck. For us.

I'll call the tow truck, but after dinner.

Oh, okay.

Are you hungry?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, good.

Yeah?

Oh.

What are you doing?

What does it look like I'm doing?

I'm trying to fucking feed you.

Well don't just look at it, eat it!

Okay, okay.

Oh, like that?

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

It's better.

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm injured.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Like that?

Oh.

Oh.

You do a little something for me, and I do something for you.

oh wow

Oh, you spit on it, spit on it.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you're really good at that.

Thank you.

Everyone that comes by tells me that I'm good at it.

Well, at least once.

Oh, yes.

Honey,

I'm pretty good, too.

You are?

Yeah. But I want to look at you while you do this.

Yeah? Mm -hmm.

You want to look at me?

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Wow, you're good at that.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Oh, wow.

Oh,

wow.

Oh. Oh, wow.

Adam. What? I will marry you.

You will?

Like that?

Yeah? Yeah?

Oh, wow.

Oh, it's just like... Oh, you're going to make me... Yeah?

Yeah.

You're joking, you're joking, you're joking. Yeah?

Yeah. Oh, wow.

Yeah, now it's my turn. Okay, yeah, it's your turn.

Where?

Aren't you going to help me finish? Finish me off?

No, that's gross.

What do I have to do? Come on.

Yeah? Yeah.

All right.

I'll let you look at me.

That's it?

Oh.

Yes, better.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Oh. Come on. Yeah.

Make yourself come.

Come on.

Oh.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, better.

Yes, like that. Oh, I'm close.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, come on, man, come.

Oh, here it comes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah?

Come on, come on, come for me.

Oh, here it comes. Oh, since I gave you a good dinner, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, here it comes.

Yeah?

Oh,

here it comes.

Oh,

here it comes.

Oh, here it comes. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Wow.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

So, the toe track?

Oh, yeah. I'll call it.

When I'm done with you.

I thought we were finished.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, man.

Oh, please.

Oh, gosh.

What have I got myself into?

Oh, God.

Oh, no.

No.

Please save me.

Oh, boy.