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Hi. I'm sorry to bother you. No, I think
I totaled my car at that guardrail
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right around the corner.
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Oh my gosh, are you okay? Yeah, yeah. I
just wanted to see if I could... No,
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yeah, come inside. Sorry.
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Oh, gosh.
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Oh, I don't know how that happened.
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No.
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Yeah, that's crazy.
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Yeah, but if there's any way I can just
borrow the phone, just to call a tow
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truck. And don't you have a phone?
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Oh, you see, that's the problem. I was
on the phone when I hit the guardrail,
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and my window was down, and it went
flying out, just out in the middle of
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nowhere. Oh, my gosh, yeah.
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It's all dark out there, and I don't
even, I don't know what happened to it.
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Yeah, well, I mean, it's at least going
to take an hour for the tow truck to get
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here. Yeah.
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Oh. I mean. All right, yeah, that's
fine. No one's down for miles. Oh, gosh.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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I don't know, actually.
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I am in a little bit of pain.
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Actually, I do massages here.
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So, I mean, while we wait for the tow
truck to come, I can make sure that you
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don't, you know, have any fractured or
whatever.
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Really? I don't want to inconvenience
you.
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Oh, no, not at all. Not at all. Really?
Yeah.
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Yeah, all right. And you said it'll take
about an hour?
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Yeah, it'll take about an hour because,
I mean...
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I don't really have any neighbors.
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Yeah, there's no one for miles around
here. Yeah, no one will be able to hear
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you scream.
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But what?
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What?
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Nothing.
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While we wait for the tow truck, I can
go ahead and give you a massage.
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All right. You know, that way, I mean,
you use your time wisely and make sure
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that your muscles are okay to relieve
some tension in your shoulder. Yeah,
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that's fine.
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Yeah, okay. Well, this way. Thanks so
much.
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No problem. That's crazy that that
happened to you. Yeah. Okay, well, I do
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massage therapy.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, wow. Yeah.
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You've got the kind of whole Eastern,
the Asian theme, huh? Thank you.
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Anyways, go ahead and, you know, strip
down, get comfortable, and then call me
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when you're ready, and then I can work
on those problem areas, you know? I
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really appreciate it.
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Yeah, no problem.
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All right.
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Oh, do you have like a towel or
something for me?
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I thought you were a man.
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No,
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Mom, I really like him. He seems like a
nice guy.
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Yes, I'm going to call the tow truck.
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Why do you always do this to me? This is
why you and me never got along.
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That's why I had to do what I had to do.
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I'm ready.
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I'm ready.
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I hope this works.
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Hello?
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I'm talking to you about this.
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I can't even talk to you right now.
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Hello? Hi, okay, I'm coming.
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I'm coming.
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Much better.
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Oh, right.
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Let me just get my lotion. Oh, yeah, no
problem.
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Yeah, just relax.
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I really appreciate this. Oh, no
problem. No problem at all.
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All right.
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I mean, I'll probably still see my
specialist, but this definitely helps
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right now.
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Yeah, you don't mind if I get
comfortable, right? No, this is your
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Thank you. Yeah, of course.
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Oh, gosh.
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I really did a number to myself.
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Yeah, that's why you shouldn't talk on
your phone.
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Oh, I know, I know.
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Just relax.
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I've got to get one of those earpiece
things.
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Yeah, definitely.
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Now let me know if you feel any
discomfort.
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Oh, wow, that's nice.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
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No, no, no, that's good. It was like a
good pain.
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Okay.
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So you like pain, huh?
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Well, I mean, yes and no. It depends,
really.
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Pick the right house to come to.
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Yeah, the only house.
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Oh, I noticed that samurai sword.
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What samurai sword?
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Oh, the one... Oh, okay, relax. I know
where it is. You're fine.
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Well,
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I was just trying to... Never mind.
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No, it's okay. I have it there so that
it keeps people in line and they don't
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away.
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Allah.
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You like the massage?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Do you like me?
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
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I like you, too.
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Oh.
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So you don't mind if I...
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stay comfortable, right? No, no,
absolutely not.
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Um, it's a big place, so, uh, do you
live here by yourself?
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Is it your folks, your moms, or, uh...
Oh, no, it's... It's my mom's house. Oh,
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wow. Yeah, but it's not here anymore.
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No?
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Oh, okay.
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Hold on, I need to get some more oil.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, do your thing. Yeah,
just be patient.
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Just grab the oil.
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I got plenty of time, apparently.
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Yeah, it's going to take a while for
that tow truck to come by.
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I don't really have a choice, I guess.
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I mean, I don't mind you being here.
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No, not yet. I appreciate it. I
appreciate it.
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All right. I got some more oil.
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Give me one second.
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Hold on, I have an itch on my face.
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Yeah, hey, no problem.
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You know how it is. Oh, it happens to me
all the time.
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Oh, wow. What is that? A hot cloth or
something?
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Just a few. Okay.
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Relax.
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Okay.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, you did it to yourself.
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What?
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I told you to relax.
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Oh, boy.
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I wouldn't have had to do that if you
would have listened.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, thanks.
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Well, you can flip over now so that we
can work on your chest.
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Sure.
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Surprise! Whoa, ah!
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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What, you don't like it? No.
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What is wrong with you? I do so much for
you. Oh, oh.
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What is wrong with you?
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No, I do like it.
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You were in an accident.
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No, it's good. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Here.
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Oh, you're fine.
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It's good. I just wasn't expecting that.
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Nice and relaxed.
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Yeah.
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Oh, wow, that's better.
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Yeah.
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You're gorgeous.
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Well, thank you. I just wasn't expecting
that.
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Yeah,
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for a minute I thought you were being
ungrateful, but then I remembered that
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were in an accident.
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I don't think you should be doing that.
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I liked it.
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Oh, gosh.
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You did call the tow truck, didn't you?
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Well, I mean, I have to work tomorrow. I
need to make money for us, right?
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I mean... I'll call the tow truck. For
us.
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I'll call the tow truck, but after
dinner.
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Oh, okay.
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Are you hungry?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, good.
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Yeah?
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Oh.
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What are you doing?
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What does it look like I'm doing?
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I'm trying to fucking feed you.
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Well don't just look at it, eat it!
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, like that?
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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It's better.
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Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm injured.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Like that?
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Oh.
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Oh.
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You do a little something for me, and I
do something for you.
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oh wow
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Oh, you spit on it, spit on it.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, you're really good at that.
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Thank you.
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Everyone that comes by tells me that I'm
good at it.
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Well, at least once.
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Oh, yes.
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Honey,
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I'm pretty good, too.
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You are?
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Yeah. But I want to look at you while
you do this.
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Yeah? Mm -hmm.
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You want to look at me?
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Yeah. Oh, okay.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow.
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Wow, you're good at that.
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Oh.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, wow.
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Oh,
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wow.
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Oh. Oh, wow.
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Adam. What? I will marry you.
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You will?
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Like that?
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Oh, wow.
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Oh, it's just like... Oh, you're going
to make me... Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You're joking, you're joking, you're
joking. Yeah?
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Yeah. Oh, wow.
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Yeah, now it's my turn. Okay, yeah, it's
your turn.
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Where?
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Aren't you going to help me finish?
Finish me off?
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No, that's gross.
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What do I have to do? Come on.
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Yeah? Yeah.
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All right.
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I'll let you look at me.
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That's it?
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Oh.
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Yes, better.
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's it. Yeah.
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Oh. Come on. Yeah.
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Make yourself come.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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Come on.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, yes, better.
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Yes, like that. Oh, I'm close.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, come on, man, come.
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Oh, here it comes.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah?
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Come on, come on, come for me.
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Oh, here it comes. Oh, since I gave you
a good dinner, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, here it comes.
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Yeah?
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Oh,
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here it comes.
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Oh,
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here it comes.
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Oh, here it comes. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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So, the toe track?
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Oh, yeah. I'll call it.
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When I'm done with you.
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I thought we were finished.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Oh, man.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, gosh.
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What have I got myself into?
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Oh, God.
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Oh, no.
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No.
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Please save me.
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Oh, boy.
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