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Let's come right on in. Thank you. Have a seat.

Okay.

So, you're Daisy, right? Yeah. I'm Eric. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. So,

it says here that Mike bought the works package for you? Yeah.

Okay. Who's Mike? Is he your husband?

Oh, no, no. He's my boyfriend.

Boyfriend. Wow. Nice boyfriend.

Do you have any problem areas that need to... I'm having a little bit of

problems with my lower back.

A lot of tension around my shoulder areas as well.

Lower back to upper back, huh?

Yeah, it seems like... You do seem a little tense down there.

You're saying up here?

Yeah.

Definitely feel the tension in those areas.

We'll work on the whole spinal column. Get you all straightened out.

Let me go ahead and I'm going to give you a towel.

Okay. You're going to get undressed, wrap the towel around you, set the

right there, lay face down and call me when you're ready. Okay. Thank you so

much. Get this out of the way.

I'm ready for that.

All right.

I'm going to get you taken care of.

I'm just going to adjust the towel here a little bit.

Make it a little bit more comfy. I'm going to put your arms back in.

A little bit of oil.

There you go.

Mike must be a great boyfriend taking care of you like this. No, he's

Usually he does this himself.

Oh, really?

Yeah, he's not too fond of other people touching me.

Oh.

Should I be worried? Should I stop?

Oh, no, no worries.

He's the one who got all this.

Yeah, he definitely has all that.

You do have a lot of tension.

So, uh, what do you do? Still go to school?

You got a job? What do you do?

Oh, I go to school. I'm spending by all of you right now.

Fascinating.

Most of the time I just stay at home with my boyfriend.

Keeps you locked up in the basement, does he?

Oh, he wishes.

Really? That bad, huh?

Not too bad, but, you know.

Hopefully you don't go too south.

I will be careful, that's for sure.

I don't want to get you or me in trouble.

You know, if you're telling those crazy massage stories.

You do carry some tension up here.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. Maybe that's from Mike's eyes beating you down.

Tough love or tough to love?

Me or him?

Well, I would assume him.

I'm hoping you're not the violent type.

Oh, I'm not violent, no, no, you know. I had my flirty days when we were little.

Did somebody cross the line a little bit in your early days of relationship?

Way, way long ago, but, you know, people on their parties.

I can't blame him, though.

How can't you, huh?

What exactly were we doing that got Mike worried?

Well, of course.

That's where the parties go.

Was somebody a little bit more friendly with ex -boyfriends or gentleman callers

than they should have been?

Oh, you know, a couple of gentlemen, a couple of ladies.

Well, look at you with the broad horizons.

Well,

you have lower back tension, okay? And that all runs through the spine, through

your gluteus, down into your hamstrings and your calf muscles.

Yeah, but Mike might not like that.

We just won't tell him. It'll be our little secret.

I want to make sure and give you the best treatment possible.

I mean, I'm professional.

You know...

It's like one of my coworkers said, we're almost doctors here. We really

Oh, but in your eyes or Mike's?

Oh, I don't have to show Mike's certificate of my almost doctorship.

Yeah,

I can definitely feel that tension.

Gotta get that loosened up.

I don't think there's any tension in my butt.

Okay.

Just trying to give you the best treatment possible.

Don't want to cross any lines.

Don't need Mike waiting for me out in the parking lot.

Exactly.

So how long have you guys been dating?

Are you in the hospital?

So it's pretty serious, huh? Yeah.

Not too serious.

From you or from him?

I guess it should be from both, right?

Yeah, it should be.

Well, there you go. Let's go ahead and flip you over. Slide down a little bit.

Look at your neck pillow.

Get you covered up here. There you go.

Thank you.

The whole package was paid for. That includes your pectoral muscles and

everything.

I mean, it's perfectly normal. We do it all the time for ladies here.

I'm almost a doctor.

Almost. Almost.

Here, let me start down at your leg. You can probably relax a little bit.

Think about it.

Okay. You don't have to if you don't want to.

I mean, since it's Mike's gift and all, I don't want to be disrespectful.

Oh, God, no. We don't want to be disrespectful.

I mean, especially.

Jeez. You've been practically a saint since you guys have been together, from

the way you're explaining it.

Hey, I'm starting new.

Newly. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. What are they called? Born -again versions?

Yeah. There you go.

So Mike's kind of like your personal Jesus kind of thing, is what you're

I guess in a way. When it comes to monogamy. Well, good.

Good. See?

Yeah, before him, I was a little bit of a wild child.

He took me down a little bit.

He's a good guy.

Good.

I hope I didn't get you doing anything else inappropriate.

That would probably ruin things for you guys, right?

Oh, yeah.

I would not want that.

That would be terrible. No.

With him, no.

Yeah. His feet are high. I don't want to lose that.

He would never do anything like that, so.

That's good. Good to see you're not a plumber.

Is that yours?

Yeah. Hold on, let me grab that for you. Get it covered up there.

Oh, my God, that's mine. Should I answer it? No.

I should answer it and tell him. No.

Maybe I could give it to you, but maybe if you do something for me. I mean, I'd

hate to tell Mike you were doing something inappropriate.

Thank you.

I would hate to tell him that. No, I think he's giving my phone back.

Hold on.

It's not ringing anymore. I should just call him back and tell him that you're

busy. No, just give this to me and I'll text him back and I'll let him know that

I'm at the massage.

I can text him that you're busy.

No, no, no, no. Well, I mean, what are you going to do for me?

For you?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

I mean... I could not tell Mike that you were inappropriate.

Or I could tell him you were. I mean...

You already told me that in the beginning of the relationship you were,

he really going to believe? Why would I, the masseuse who got paid for a job,

lie about anything like that?

He's calling back again. No, please don't give my phone. So maybe I could

you a call back and you could do something for me? Maybe?

Think we could work that out?

You know, if he calls again, I'm just going to have to answer and explain my

side of the story.

I'm sure Linda, I didn't know. Story, are you serious?

I didn't know you guys were in a relationship.

It's so inappropriate right now.

Oh, you're lucky it's my thing. No, please.

Okay.

Hey,

you want some fun? You want to talk to Mike? Talk to Mike. Go ahead, talk to

Mike. Hey, Mike.

No, I'm just, I'm just at the, uh, I'm just at the bar.

Oh, no, the place is gorgeous.

Oh, I love it.

incredibly friendly.

No, it's the housework.

Really?

Oh, God, she's always such a bitch.

No! She said what?

Okay, let me just... Excuse me for one second. Oh, no, I'm sorry.

What is that, Mike?

Oh, no, on Saturday, you mean?

With the rest of the work out?

Oh, no, I'm sorry. He's massaging my face right now.

Yeah. Is he touching me? No, man.

No.

No. No, this is absolutely fine.

Just so relaxing, just gasping for air. It's so refreshing.

Yeah.

Oh, no, it's so wonderful. Thank you so much for this massage, Mike.

I'm not hurting you, am I, ma 'am? No, you're not hurting me at all. Thank you

so much.

Oh, you're welcome.

Now he's an absolute gentleman. Like, no, don't be worried.

Oh my, no.

Oh no, he's like getting right in my

lower back.

It feels so good.

You got me another one next week? Excuse me?

I don't know. I think my body might be a little too soft to handle that next

week. No, it's your credit card, sir.

my back.

He's amazing with his hands, Mike.

No, no, no, not too amazing.

No, don't worry, Mike.

You're still the best for me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, he's digging his elbow into my shoulder.

Thank you very much, ma 'am. I will make sure and book your next appointment

with me.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Oh, no, Mike.

I'll talk to you later.

Bye, sweetie.