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Right this way.
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Let's have a peek.
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What did you say your name was?
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Mia. Okay.
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This pin's not working.
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There we go.
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So, what brings you in today?
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I'm here for an hour -long sports
massage session.
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Okay, that's a good session.
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Have you been here before?
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No, it's my first time.
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How'd you hear about us?
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I'm through. We're friends. I
recommended you guys.
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We get some recommendations that way.
Sometimes people find us online.
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When was your last massage?
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I don't even remember.
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Okay, so it's been a while. Yeah, it's
been a while.
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Long time.
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Do you have any specific points that we
need to look at?
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I think across my shoulder, like my
trap, and my lower
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back. Okay, let me just go ahead and
walk around here for a second.
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Okay.
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Okay, so kind of in this area. Yeah.
Right?
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Mm -hmm. Yeah, there's definitely a
little bit of tightness there. Yeah,
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find some knots.
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Yeah, we can work that out. And then
kind of the side, lower back area. I'm
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going to warm it back.
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Okay. Yeah, like there. That's great.
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Great. Yeah. That's a very important
area.
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I think.
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It's my back.
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Yeah. Yeah, backs can act up, so don't
worry. We'll get you all taken care of,
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okay? Okay.
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What's that?
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I brought my own product to use on my
skin.
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Okay. Yeah, and by that, it's not only
mine. It's actually, I produced this
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my husband, who's my business partner.
You mean you make it? Yeah, we make it.
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It's fair trade.
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Okay, do you want me to use your product
you make on you? Yeah, please.
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You can keep the bottle because we make
lots.
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Okay. Yeah, and actually, yeah, it's
organic.
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It's organic.
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It's produced in Africa.
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Yeah. It's a little strong.
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It's a little strong.
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We're used to more subtle things. We
have a lot of plants come in. But it's
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holistic. Okay. It's good for muscle
relaxation and you can...
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keep that bottle after.
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Okay. Because we're actually trying to
find some buyers. Okay, well, let me put
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it here. I'll use it on you. Okay.
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But here's a towel. Go ahead and get
changed.
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Okay. And just call me. I'll be through
the door. Just call me when you're
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ready. Sure, thank you. We'll go ahead
and use your product there for you.
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thanks.
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Ready? Okay.
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Go ahead and fix the towel for you.
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I'm not just here as a client
necessarily, but if you guys are
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interested, I can send you a... Oh,
we're seriously interested.
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Yeah? You are? Okay.
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Yeah, absolutely. Go ahead and...
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I think some of your special oil there
was creeping down into your deep inner
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thigh. Oh, thanks.
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No problem.
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Trying to make sure we get the rest of
it there.
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Let's get this for you.
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Go here, and we'll get a towel for your
head so you can be nice and comfortable.
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Why don't you sit down a little bit?
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Fix this for you. It's all tangled.
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Go ahead and just lay your leg down.
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Mm -hmm.
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Get this out of the way? Mm -hmm.
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So you said you had some trap areas you
wanted me to hit?
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Yeah. My traps are super sore.
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Not going to be able to get to them with
your hands up there. You know?
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Okay.
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I once had some trap issues just like
this, and it's really the only way to...
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work it out.
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We had chaps there in my bag.
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Yeah. No, well, some of us used to deal
with capsulation issues when some of the
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women come in with the implants.
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So I was just making sure we did all
that. That's what I was doing there.
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they're new, so I guess it's okay.
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Right. Plus, I mean, we have to see how
your product will handle
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the areola area and everything. I
haven't tested.
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There. So I guess that's the thing.
Right. I mean, your husband doesn't want
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do that because he's biased.
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You know? Yeah. I guess that's kind of
invalid. You need a third party, really.
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And he's obviously not a massage
professional like myself.
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This is true.
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And you're certified?
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Of course I'm certified.
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So is your lotion in a bunch of places?
Or is it kind of like a starting out
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point for you?
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So we're at some health food places
right now. We're trying to get them in
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at... Right.
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I mean, a health food place is great,
but it's not really going to get you
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there, right? Yeah, but it's not in use.
It's not, you know, on a spa menu or
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anything. Right. We're trying to get
there.
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Right. No, I get it. Yeah.
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You really won't in here.
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Well, this is the best spa, and you guys
are all very excited.
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Yeah.
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I kind of see where you're going with
this. Like, it seems like we're really
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working towards an agreement and good
arrangement for each other, right? I
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so. I really, I hope that, like, I'm
getting a good sense of this place. You
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guys are super professional.
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Right. And you move a lot of products.
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Yeah, of course.
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Yeah. I think it'd be totally feasible
for us to work something out. Yeah, I
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think so, too. I mean, you're going to
get what you need. I'm going to get what
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I need. Right? Oh, my gosh. It's like
teamwork, you know? Yeah, they're going
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be so happy. They're going to be really
happy. Yeah.
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Is that part of a sports massage?
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Well, that's part of our agreement.
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What do you mean?
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You're funny. The agreement we're
talking about, you know, where I get
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need, you get what you need.
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I've just been trying to sell my
product.
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Right. And you need to be sold. You need
to be in our spa.
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Right. Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah. So you need something, right?
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Mm -hmm.
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Like, almost a favor, really.
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Because you don't know anybody here. You
know me.
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I guess.
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I mean, you paid.
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Basically, you paid for a sales pitch.
More than God, really. I mean, come on.
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Let's be honest. Yeah, we're splitting
hair.
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Yeah, we're splitting hair.
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But I can't help you for nothing. I
mean, that's not fair to everybody else.
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what are we talking about?
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I just... There's certain things that I
like.
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From attractive women, and you're an
attractive woman, and I'm thinking you
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could help me, and I can help you with
your product.
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And yeah, I mean, think about how happy
this is going to make your husband.
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What? How would this make my husband
happy? Well, I'm sorry, I'm just getting
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the wash off my hands. What would make
my husband happy?
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Excuse me?
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Oh, being able to go back and tell him
that you sold product, you know? I mean,
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how much have you sold this month?
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It's still... Yeah, exactly. Nothing.
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Okay.
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I'm not saying he's a loser, but I'm
saying that you could be a winner.
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I'm just being positive, you know? Yeah.
I mean, he's at home making the
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product, you're here selling the
product, and I'm buying the product.
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I really like it. I mean, outside of the
horrible smell and, you know,
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everything else... Nothing can be
changed.
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Well, anything can be changed.
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This situation can be changed right now
from a, I don't know, it's a, yeah, this
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sounds like a great idea to me.
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So you want me to...
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Close the deal is what you're saying?
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Listen, I'm not a salesperson. I'm just
a professional in the food.
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That's your department.
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Is there someone here that manages your
product?
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Oh, like the one in charge of... Yeah,
so it's all above board. Of course. We
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don't want to confuse things, right? One
sec. Yeah, absolutely. Okay.
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Right.
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How are you? I'm Ryan.
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I'm in charge of the product purchase
facility.
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It's you.
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It's me.
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I know, right? Yeah, I'm in charge. But
we want to do it above board.
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You're right. So this is me speaking to
you as the person who brought it. Okay,
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then I guess I'm speaking to you as the
person selling it. Hello, I am Mia.
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Right.
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Wow, you're really kind of coming on to
me here. You really want to make this a
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deal.
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Ryan told me you were kind of, yeah.
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Uh -huh.
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I'm interested in selling my product to
your spa so you guys can regularly use
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it. Right.
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Well, um, we have to have some type of
massage oils, right? So, I don't see why
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we can't have yours.
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May as well be mine.
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Yeah, right?
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Yeah. Oh, my God. I don't want to get
this on your panties all month. Clearly.
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Yeah. Right.
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I mean...
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Don't want to ruin anything for you, you
know. No. Go ahead and just... Oh!
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Right there like that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Don't tell me you lean back, it makes it
harder for me to access it, so...
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Teamwork, right? That's what we said,
yeah. Teamwork makes teamwork. We're
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working together.
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Mm -hmm.
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Your husband...
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I'll tell you what.
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And you can see you now out here selling
that product.
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I'm just
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going to have a little massage.
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You know
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what?
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You should make massage a little
product, but it smells like this.
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It's kind of the same thing, right?
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I suppose.
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How's your husband like that?
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Oh, he wouldn't know.
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Oh.
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That covers it?
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Yeah, that covers it for you. Yeah,
absolutely.
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I didn't mean by that.
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Well, that was for you.
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Wait. That was for you. I did that for
you. You're welcome.
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Watch your hand there.
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So now it's an old partnership.
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My turn.
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So this is like pro quo?
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Right, yeah.
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Come here.
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And I can tell you want to.
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I can tell you want to.
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Open up your mouth. Do you know how to
kiss?
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You're sipping on it and I can feel it.
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It's the tension.
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Did you want me to stop?
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Oh, you wanted to sell a product. Wait,
did you? I can't remember.
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I will do what is necessary to move my
product.
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Don't talk like a robot. That's weird.
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I want you to do me a favor. I want you
to kiss every ab.
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My abs. Your abs?
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Yeah. I'm the only guy here.
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Okay.
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I do. I do. I do.
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I'll tell you what, I will buy a bottle,
nay, a case, for every ad that you
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kiss.
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No bullshit?
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No bullshit.
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We're kissing, of course.
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There
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you
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go.
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See those... I hate that we're just
piling up.
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You know how pants work?
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I'm pretty sure I do.
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Yeah, I bet you do.
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Teach that in Africa.
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I'm from Africa.
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I guess it doesn't matter at this point.
It's not like we're getting married.
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We're just really attracted to each
other.
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This is a business deal. Yeah, business
and pleasure.
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Apparently.
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Don't be rude, I'm sorry.
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Don't worry, I got your hair.
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One more strong, lovely kiss.
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Are you talking to it? No.
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Oh. I thought you wanted it so bad.
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There you
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go. Oh!
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Whoa! Yeah,
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there you go.
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Bit of love.
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You
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know
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what really gets me going, too?
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What? Why don't you kind of straddle me
a little bit? That way I can see your
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full body. You've got a great body.
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You should really show it off to me.
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I mean, that's one of the reasons why
you have it, right? Show it off to guys?
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Yeah.
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I paid for them.
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Really? Yep.
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Straddle, straddle.
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Yeah, but with your hand on the top.
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This is turning you on, I can tell.
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Yes. Yes?
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Are
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you
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getting turned on?
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Are you going to come again?
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You've already come, what, a couple
times at least, I feel like.
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I don't know, buddy.
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That's a really good point.
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I don't know your body. Well, if I
should. I mean, if we're going to be
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together. I'm just telling you things.
Right. No, that's a great point. Come
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here.
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I mean, if I want to know your body,
right?
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Well, if you only want a way to really
know somebody, it's to fuck them.
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What?
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Oh, yeah.
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My husband.
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Your husband?
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Well, we're not going to tell him.
That's a horrible idea.
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You're not going to sell product that
way.
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People fuck you, then tell your husband
who makes the product?
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That's just a bad idea.
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Tears of joy, right?
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face. No.
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Okay, well.
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No. I mean.
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This is not my face. Yeah, that's okay,
but I mean, I'm probably, it's gonna
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cost you a couple cases.
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You know, two cases per face. That's
kind of the...
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Now, obviously, I can't guarantee that
we're going to buy it, obviously.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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That's okay.
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But... What?
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Why? I can't guarantee that we're going
to buy it. I've got to talk to people.
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You're the sales guy.
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You, like, did that thing.
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I thought we were above board. I thought
we had a deal.
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Oh,
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yeah. Well, I mean...
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I think of myself as a salesman in this
room. I mean, I like to think of myself
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as a lot of things in this room. I'm
like a god.
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I'm a fucking god in this room, right?
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I'm sure that as a god you have no
problem with my husband speaking with
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then. You know what? That's a great
fucking idea. Here, I'll tell you what.
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want you to look in that camera and I
want you to tell your husband that
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coming home and you're going to come
meet him and meet the god and meet me
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we'll show the footage.
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There are cameras in this fucking
massage parlor.
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Of course. I like to film my shit.
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It's awesome.
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Go home and jerk off to it. Sometimes I
just watch it and just critique it.
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But, yeah. So, why don't you rethink
that plan, okay? And get dressed because
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I've got another appointment.
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And take that because that smells.
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And I appreciate everything you offered.
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It was fantastic.
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I'm so sorry. That was...
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