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Are you fucking kidding me?
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What fucking mess?
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Hello?
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Yeah, I just checked in and I don't know
what happened in my room, but it's a
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jigsaw. No, nothing's clean. Bed's not
made, everything, towels all over the
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place.
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Well, I'd like somebody to come up and
clean it, yeah.
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That's the quickest. I just checked in.
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I guess I'm not much of a choice.
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Okay. Yeah. Thanks.
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Hey! Is there someone out there?
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Help!
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Oh, shit. What the hell are you doing in
there? Oh, my God.
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Oh,
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you will not believe this.
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You're in the foot box on the bed. What
are you doing in there? Oh, God, I'm so
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glad somebody finally came into the
room.
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Well, I'm a massage therapist.
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Well, I give a special new room massage.
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A what?
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New room massage. Have you ever heard of
it? No. Well, it's Vegas, and crazy
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things tend to happen.
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Yeah. So, yeah, I was...
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Called in to do a massage for a group of
guys and things got a little out of
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hand and um The massage was going really
great. And then the next thing I know
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I'm in the box and no one's here and oh
My god, I'm so
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glad that you are here and you let me
out.
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I thought I was gonna be forever
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Let me just get security. Oh, God, no.
Do not get security. I've been kicked
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of this place a couple of times.
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You have? Yeah, that would not be good.
I'm so sorry. I've got to repay you
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somehow, though. But it looks like these
guys took my money.
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Don't worry about it. It's okay.
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Apparently I helped enough, right?
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No, I really, it would do me good if I
could give to you.
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Okay. Oh, well, hey, you know what?
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All my massage stuff is still set up.
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Can I treat you to a special massage?
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Well, I... It would be my treat and just
make me feel so much better since you
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helped me out.
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I guess, sure.
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You are going to love this. It's just
totally decadent and takes all your
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away. Come with me. I'll follow you.
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Come with me right in here.
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Okay.
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So this is a very sensual massage.
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There's a lot of pieces to this massage.
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So the first thing we're going to do is
we're going to remove our clothes and
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we're going to soak in the tub so that
we warm up all your muscles.
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Okay.
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Here, I'll start so you don't feel
uncomfortable.
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Okay. Just roving in front of me.
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Okay.
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Alright, well, if you're going to do
anything, I guess I'll do it too.
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Alright, here we go.
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I'm here in the spirit.
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Wow, okay.
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You're going to love this.
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Am I going to take everything off?
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Yeah, we need to get these. We're going
to get in the tube. You don't want to
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get these wet in the tub, do you?
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Trust me, I'm a body worker.
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I've seen everything.
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Body worker.
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So come step into the water. She's nice
and warm.
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So first, we're going to warm you up and
cleanse your body.
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You want your mouth nice and relaxed.
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Treatment works best that way.
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Oh my, you're hard.
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Tight.
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Definitely going to need to work out
some of these kinks. Yeah.
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Here, why don't you slide back here to
my legs. It's relaxing.
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That is relaxing.
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Looks like you might work out a little
bit.
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A little bit.
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Work those muscles out. You need to show
them a little love.
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Wait, you stay in such great shape.
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Oh, I train the crossfit type stuff.
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Oh, like all the gay guys do?
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No. Not like the gay guys do.
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Straight guys do it too.
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Oh, do they?
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They do.
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Why don't we find out?
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This is one
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of those techniques I use to see if
that's true or not
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We're going to move to the shower now so
we can rinse off real quick and get you
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ready for the new room of life.
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All right.
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Well, I think we are absolutely ready to
resume the class.
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There we go.
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I'm just going to coach you from head to
toe in all of this.
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This treatment is all natural and very,
very good for your skin.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I guess to work exactly the way it
should, you need to
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smear it into you with every part of me.
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Sounds good.
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One more.
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One
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more.
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There we go.
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Take a deep breath. Are you ready?
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um um
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Cool.
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Hello.
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Thank you.
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I love you.
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I love you.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh, yes.
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This is what college looks like.
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Oh, this is the part where I get scared.
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Oh yeah?
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I thought you said you don't fucking
massage people.
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Is that part of it?
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Yeah, with the right people.
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Oh, okay.
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I'll take that.
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Oh God.
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Yeah right.
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Oh my god right there.
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Oh God, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Bill, that's...
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I never want to go back to that same old
basic with God.
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