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- [Hannah] Hi, welcome to our car wash.

- Thank you.

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[water sprouts]

[upbeat music]

- Get your car washed.

This way, this way, this way, this way, this way, this way.

- Over here, over to you and that way.

[upbeat music]

[keys jingling]

[car beeps]

- My name is David.

Kids call me Pastor D, but I'm a youth pastor,

and I lead a youth group here at Bethany church,

and I have the greatest job in the world.

Once a week, I bring a group of teens together

to become friends.

I grew up going to youth group.

My youth pastor, Jimmy was the coolest guy I knew.

Taught me to like sports.

He taught me to like games,

and he said I had a great arm.

It's not all fun and games though I mean,

youth group is hard work.

I work very hard.

Some of the things I do,

some of the preparations I have to do are not always easy.

- I'm sorry Hannah.

- [David] I'm a friend.

I'm their best friend.

Sometimes their only friend,

and I'm the guy who gets them out of their shell.

I'm the guy who brings them hopefully closer to Jesus,

but hopefully closer to other kids to connect,

and have a life experience together.

I'm a leader.

I'm an example for these kids,

and I wanna show them that I'm the friend too.

So if there's a kid sitting in the corner by himself

I'm drawn to him.

I got to,

he's lonely.

He needs a friend and I'm willing to be that friend.

If no one else in the group is willing

to sit with him I will.

[upbeat music]

[boys chattering]

- Hey, let's go, let's go.

Come on.

Hey, [claps] let's go.

Snack bar will be open after fatties,

let's go, get over here.

Wipe off that sweat.

No one likes smelly kids. [chuckles]

All right, grab a seat, grab a seat.

Awesome.

Well hey, my name is Pastor D.

Some call me David,

but I just wanna welcome you.

If you're new or visiting just give me a yo or a hey.

- Hey!

- Mark, you don't count, man.

[Mark chuckles]

Awesome.

Hey, what's your name?

- Peter.

- Awesome dude, nice to meet you, Peter.

Where are you from?

- Korea? - No way, what?

Awesome.

So before we get started I just wanna go over a few things.

Some a little business before pleasure or things.

Once a year, churches from all over New England get together

and go to Camp Changed.

Camp Changed is in Vermont.

It's in the middle of the woods.

Kids hang out, play games,

and they compete,

and it's a lot of fun.

What they don't tell you is that once a year churches

from all over New England get together at Camp Changed

to find out that Bethany church is the best youth group

in the world.

Honestly, if there's one part of Christianity

that I don't get behind it's that this idea

that we as Christians have to turn the other cheek.

What would happen if David gave up to Goliath,

or what would happen if Daniel turned his cheek to the lion?

♪ Was grace that tore my heart to give ♪

♪ Was grace the thing believe

♪ Was graciously that race the fear ♪

♪ The hour first believe

Hey, Pastor Chris, what's up, man?

- David.

- How is it going? - I don't know where you are.

- Did you wanna talk about something?

- How's the camp prep coming along?

- Oh, [blows raspberries] well, it's going well.

Yeah, we're just waiting on some permission slips,

but we're good.

- Still only six kids.

- Yeah, yeah, just six,

but they're gonna have a blast,

and we're gonna have more next year,

I promise. - Okay, well David,

I have some exciting news to tell you about.

- Awesome, loves exciting.

- A few months back the deacons and I met

to discuss the youth ministries,

and we want it to be a growing ministry,

so we decided to add to the budget.

- A raise?

- Well, sort of we hired another leader.

- Oh.

- Her name is Rachel.

She's amazing.

A very godly woman,

and she's going to be joining you at camp.

- And what, she's coming to camp?

- Hey.

- [Chris] Rachel, so good to see you again.

This is David.

- Hey David.

- Hey. - Nice to meet you.

- David, me too.

- David, give her a lay of the land,

and Rachel if you need anything don't be afraid

to give me a call,

and I'm sure you will set this guy straight.

[David and Rachel laugh]

Am I right?

- Yeah, you're right.

Get outta here.

You just, see ya.

So how pregnant are you?

- Six months.

- Wow, so does he have a name?

- She's a girl,

but no, we don't have a name yet.

- I'm sure you and your husband will think of something.

- Oh, I'm not married,

but I'm engaged. - Yes.

Oh, oh. [chuckles]

You dug.

- [laughs] Okay.

- That's cool, that's cool.

Awesome, well, yeah, take a seat and make yourself at home.

My office, es su office.

Oh, and just between you and me I'm trying

to keep the pregnancy thing on the DL

in front of the kids,

breastfeeding under a towel,

or showing them your vitamins, or something.

You know what I mean?

- Right, okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.

- Nice.

Yeah well, if you need anything I am right here. [chuckles]

- [Rachel] Great.

- Do you want an energy drink?

- No, thank you.

- Sure?

- Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

- All right, that's cool.

- Meeting this group tonight,

kinda nervous.

I'm kind of surprised even

that Bethany church would hire me considering I'm pregnant,

and not married

- Guys, this is Rachel and she's-

- [Mark] Are you pregnant?

- Yes, yes.

- So guys, Rachel is gonna be joining us for the summer.

I really want you to show her a lot of respect more

than you show me.

These are the youth group kids.

Well, there's a few more,

but these are the most godly ones that sign up for camp.

So this is Hannah.

This is Mark, Deb, Ruth, Thomas,

and this is Stephen who were working on.

He does not talk to me,

but we'll change that.

I wouldn't waste your time though.

He's kind of a waste of time.

- It's really great to meet all of you.

- Can I touch your stomach?

- Yeah, I wanna feel that thing.

- Please. - Oh.

No, yeah, that's fine,

I guess if you're want to you can.

- [Hannah] Yes, that's so awesome.

- Oh. - That's so cool, wow!

- Oh my God, there's movements.

- Rachel, kids really seem to like her,

and Mr. Bruce really seems to like her.

I think she's a good asset to this group,

and would I say she's ready to be a youth pastor on her own?

No, but I mean, we're all broken people, you know?

- Dear Lord, thank you for this day.

Thank you for all of its many blessings.

I pray for pastor Bauer.

I pray for our new friend, Rachel.

- Is she amazing?

No, but I mean, who is?

And she's great, yeah.

I think it's gonna be a really good trip together so,

it's good.

- Hey Rachel, pass it, pass it.

Can you kick it over? - Sure.

- All you, all you. - Yes sir, come on.

- Rachel, it's like crazy that she has a baby in her.

I'm an only child,

so I'm not good around babies.

- What do you mean?

- I'm trying to make a cross,

but I don't know if that's possible without scissors.

I don't know that I would say Rachael is better

than pastor D.

I definitely find it easier to relate to Rachel,

because she is so kind and easy to talk to,

but Pastor D is really nice too.

- Catch.

Here you go.

Hello, Stephen come on.

Buddy, come on.

- I saw that you had a dog in your car

when your mom dropped you off,

do you guys have a dog? - Yeah.

It makes sense.

- Yeah, like you're not stealing someone's dog.

- This group has changed because Rachel's a woman,

and pastor D is probably the dumbest person I've ever met.

- How many of you guys go to school?

How many of you guys are sexually pure?

Hmm. [sighs]

This is a safe place.

I'm not your parent,

but I will be honest with you.

Take this bottle of water.

It's clean.

It's pure an ounce of sexual impurity.

One day, this bottle of water goes to school,

the same school as you guys.

It gets a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

You know time passes, sparks fly,

and then they start holding your hands.

Nothing wrong with that,

and he carries her books.

Maybe they go to first base.

Maybe they start kissing, tonsil hockey,

a little tongue action, ooh,

and they go to second base.

Oh, maybe third base, mouth on privates, more drops.

At this point you think,

"We've gone this far there's no turning back.

We've done the deed."

So you go further sex.

Well, sex again, twice a night.

Pretty soon that perfectly clean bottle

of water is now dirty.

You know what?

There's hope,

lots of hope.

You thought you were dirty,

but you're wrong.

You're all wrong.

Let's pray.

[Deb sighs]

Dear God,

thank you for the message that we just heard.

Thank you that we acknowledged

that we were all dirty bottles of water in need of help.

Now guys, with every head bowed and eye closed

if something I said tonight spoke

to you just raise your hand.

If you need help,

if you're sexually impure just raise your hand.

We have all the time in the world.

This is a safe place.

You're not dirty, you're not dirty, okay?

Raise your hand, raise it.

Let's go, raise it.

Thank you.

Awesome, yes.

I see you and thank you.

Mark, why don't you come up and close this

with sound worship.

Thomas you can put your hand down.

Thanks buddy.

Great job, great job.

- I don't have my guitar.

- Where is it?

- I left it in my mom's car.

- Buddy please sit down, sit down.

- Why?

- Can you just sit down please.

I don't want intrude.

[guitar music]

I don't know, I get nervous every year before camp,

but I have a good feeling about this year.

Good group of kids.

Good leader.

Rachel's doing a good job.

I don't know, I just feel ready.

These kids need a good time at camp,

and I don't know, I'm ready to give it to 'em.

I can feel a win.

We will win.

God help me we will win,

but I don't know [sighs]

I've been bent. [laughs]

[rock music]

[man screams]

- Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp!

Woo!

- Get in the car, woo!

Get in the car.

Let's go, get in the car, come on.

Let's go, let's go.

- How long is this gonna take? - Eight hours, eight hours,

eight, eight, eight, eight, eight, eight.

- Where are we going?

We're going to camp, Ver-a-mont.

Hey Rachel.

We're ready.

Are you guys all set?

You ready for the best trip of your life?

- Yes. - Who's ready

for the best trip of their lives?

[Mark cheers]

- Yo Pastor D. - Yeah!

- Nice, ready?

Buckle up for safety,

'cause y'all about to drive with a maniac.

♪ Camp, camp

♪ I'm gonna go to camp, camp

♪ I like going to camp, camp

♪ I'm gonna make sure camp, camp. ♪

♪ We're gonna have fun at camp, camp ♪

♪ I know the camp is gonna be fun, fun ♪

♪ Camp

Stephen, what do you think about that?

- What's your tattoo?

- It's a verse.

- I know it's a verse.

What verses it?

- Ephesians 4:29, "Do not let any unwholesome talk come out

of your mouth."

Just a little bit of a reminder.

- [Rachel] Cool.

- Do you have any ink?

- No, no tattoos just you know, baby in the womb.

- Smart, ink is forever,

you know what I mean?

- You drink a lot of those energy drinks.

- [chuckles] I know.

Well, someone's got to bring the energy.

You'll learn that soon.

Everybody let's go sing this.

You know it.

♪ Keep your eyes on me

♪ I know where I belong

♪ And I'll be happy there ♪

Everybody!

♪ Let's get on, ooh

[van engine revs]

- Of course-

[David yawns]

- Anyone want some sandwich?

[laughs] Volcano.

I can do it.

Come on.

♪ Come on line when they had some snow ♪

♪ When the midnight turn and the hot spring blow ♪

♪ I'll curl on your toe

Deb, what do you like,

you like Metallica?

♪ Sad but drank

[upbeat music]

Who wants to do the gas filling?

Should I pull in here?

[upbeat music continues]

Oh, getting some gas.

Right, does anyone want some snack?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Too bad [laughs] just kidding.

Will you grab some snacks?

I love Recess,

and what does everyone want?

[upbeat music]

What do you guys want to listen to?

- [Deb] Nothing is good.

- You already know what I'm about to play?

- No. - It's fine.

- [David] How did you even know?

- [Hannah] 'Cause it's hot your song I didn't even know it.

- [Deb] You guys let's play be quiet [mumbles].

- No. - I get it, yeah.

- You guys wanna play a game? - Yeah.

- All right well, if you could be any Bible character,

who would you be? - Jesus.

- Thomas, you can't be Jesus.

You lose a turn.

Stephen buddy, how about you?

All right, Mark.

- I wanna be King David.

- Sorry, you can't be King David I already claimed him.

- You want to be King David?

- Yeah.

- So you'd have a harem of concubines,

and then murder a husband,

so you can sleep with his wife.

- It's called rock and roll

- Deb, what about you?

Who would you be?

- I'd be Onan.

- Onan?

- O-nan.

I don't think I know Onan.

- Oh, he's the one who refused

to get his brother's wife pregnant,

so after they did he'd shoot his load on the ground,

and then God killed him.

- Whoa, whoa, let's not say stuff like that.

- [Deb] It's in the Bible.

- No, it's not Deb.

- Here it is, "He spilled his semen on the ground."

- Thank you.

- Okay well, you know what?

How about we just don't say words like load in the van?

Is that okay?

- How's your mission's group doing, Hannah,

have you picked a country to help?

- Oh yeah, we've narrowed it down to three countries

that we wanna help.

- I wish I could help out like you.

- What? - I'm sure you can.

- Sure you can.

I know you can. - Don't touch me.

- I'm sure you can. - I'm sure you can.

- I'm sure you can. [chuckles] - I'm sure you can.

- I'm sure you can.

- [laughs] Okay, I'm sure you can.

- Stop that. - I'm sure you can.

- Oh yeah, sure you can.

- I got your hat.

- Look, it's a perfect fit. - Oh no, you're happy?

- It doesn't matter if it's a perfect fit.

- Oh, oh no.

Sure I can sit over here now. - I'm sure you can.

Okay.

- So who would your third bible-

- No, no Thomas.

- Okay.

- You know what's been like surprisingly hard

about expecting a baby.

Trying to think of a name. - Yeah.

- You know, 'cause it's so permanent,

like I graduated with 10 Jennifer's,

so it was like Jennifer H, Jennifer B, Jennifer C,

or some of them were like Jenny or Jenna.

And so I get it, like you pick a unique name,

and you guarantee that nobody has it,

but the more you think about names then you,

you know, you wander into this like crazy town,

and you start thinking, "What about Pasta?

Pasta is a good name." - Yeah.

"I love pasta." - That's so cool,

I like pasta.

- You know?

Or like, you know, fire hydrant.

Fire hydrants are great.

I just said that I would name my child a fire hydrant.

I mean that it should be like a law against that.

- [screams] Oh my God.

- What, what?

- [Hannah] Oh my God, oh my God.

- David, what, why did you scream?

What?

- I don't know I think a bug flew in the window. [laughs]

- Oh my God. - I have a bug spray.

- Thomas, shut up. - [mumbles] Pastor D.

- Are you guys okay? - I thought we were gonna die.

- Oh my gosh.

Sorry guys, I couldn't resist.

♪ Bethany

♪ Bethany

♪ Bethany

♪ Bethany

- [Rachel] I think he wants us to stop.

- You got it buddy.

- Heading for camp? - We are.

Here we are.

- Oh, great.

What group?

- Bethany.

Bethany.

Bethany.

Bethany. - Oh, Bethany.

Okay, how many kids?

- Eight. - Eight kids.

Okay, how many adults?

- Two. - Two, so a total of 10?

- No, eight two adults, six kids.

- Oh, okay, got it.

[van engine revs]

[David yells]

- [Rachel] All right.

- Yes, unload, unload.

Oh.

Hey Steven, come on buddy.

- [Ruth] Where is ours?

- Oh.

- Picking up trash like a good woman.

- [chuckles] Deb, what do you mean by that?

- I don't know,

maybe David publicly shamed you

and now you're picking up his trash.

- When did David publicly shame me?

- Well, I know you're not married,

and I know that David called any one not married,

and having sex a dirty water bottle,

and you just sat there and said nothing.

- All right.

Well Deb, I honestly don't think

that that was what he meant. - Whatever.

[Rachel sighs]

[cans clanking]

- Rachel, do you mind grabbing those?

Thank you.

Hey Deb.

- Now, this is my first cowboy dance.

I've come the last couple of years.

Maybe we won last year.

The food kinda sucks though if I remember.

Sometimes we have cereal for...

and then other times there's like hot stuff,

like bacon and eggs.

- Stephen?

Hey buddy, what are you doing?

Hey oh, but it's not how you build a fire, come on.

What are you doing?

This isn't Legos, come on.

Look, if you wanna build a fire,

you gotta start with a little bit of a teepee,

at the centerpiece, all right?

How do you expect the house to be built

without its cornerstone,

do you know what I mean?

Are you gonna help?

Come on buddy, I'm trying to teach you

how to build the fire, let's go.

All right.

Well hey buddy, someone's gonna get that log, right?

It's not gonna be me.

Thank you.

[ambient music]

You guys ready, you guys ready?

Come on, let's go, let's go.

Oh my gosh.

What?

Oh my gosh.

- I had assumed you knew about it.

- I don't know about it,

but I things are way different.

- I can see you made it brother.

- Really great to see you.

- Thank God for information, right?

♪ We lift our hands and say glorious God ♪

♪ Glorious God we lift our hands and sing ♪

♪ We lift our hands and sing

♪ You're the high God

♪ You're the high God

♪ We lift our hands and sing

♪ We lift our hands and sing

♪ You're the high God

♪ You're the high God

- Go down, boy.

Jump, come on.

Come on Bethany! [cheers]

get up, get up!

Yeah.

[guitar music]

Come on Stephen, Stephen.

[audience cheers]

- Good evening, everyone,

and welcome to Camp Changed.

[audience cheers]

[host applauds]

Welcome everyone.

This is my first year being a leader at Camp Changed,

and I hear it is some of your first time being here as well.

What is my greatest hope that for you as well as all of us

that we not only develop lifelong friendships

over these next few days,

but that we all grow in our relationship with Jesus Christ.

This year's theme is unity,

so every day we're gonna have lessons

and team building exercises.

- [Man] Yeah.

- And of course Camp Changed competition.

[audience cheers]

So if you are all ready to start changing and growing

I suggest you get a good night's sleep,

because tomorrow the growing starts.

Go forth and do great and wonderful things.

Amen. [applauds]

Let's start the camp off with a little Pharaoh, Pharaoh.

♪ Pharaoh, Pharaoh, oh baby, let my people go ♪

♪ Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Pharaoh, Pharaoh, oh baby, let my people go ♪

♪ Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

- Bethany Camp Changed.

One, two, three, Camp Changed. - Two, three, Camp Changed.

[all cheering]

- Well, I am so glad to see that you guys managed

to scrape up the funds, I'm kidding.

Oh hello, Jacob Stefan, Team Redeemed.

- This is Rachel. - Rachel-

- She's gonna be helping out.

- Oh, that's so sad that they brought in a replacement.

Some new talent before your little show gets canceled.

[chuckles]

- Excuse me.

- It's no offense, sweetheart.

It's just that David here hasn't brought home

a camp Changed trophy since he became a leader.

- You know what's gonna be awesome, Jacob?

- What?

- Is when we win this year

and you guys go home with nothing.

- You're gonna go home with nothing.

- You're gonna go home with nothing, I just said that.

- I hope you brought your A game, David.

You see Derek over here has the entire Pentateuch memorized.

- I do this to spend a week.

- Ah, that's cool.

Well Thomas, how much of the Bible have you read?

- All of it.

- Oh wait, how many versions?

- I've heard two versions,

and I'm on my third right now. - It doesn't matter.

We will crush you tomorrow and we will crush you every day.

We are giants.

We are Goliath. - Goliath.

- I'm pretty sure that would make us David then.

- My name's David.

- Well then we are David and Goliath.

- No, we call David you're Goliath.

No take backs. - Yes, take backs.

- No take backs. - We could be both.

- My name is David.

- We'll see you tomorrow.

- See ya.

- See you tomorrow...

at Bible jeopardy.

- Yup.

- Yeah, I'll see you there.

- Yup, you will.

- Come on buddy, he just trampled on you.

Tomorrow's schedule,

[paper rattles]

after morning devotions and group activities,

please join us in the sanctuary for Bible trivia.

[David knocks]

Hello, it's the cleaning lady.

- Come in.

- Hey. - Hi.

- What's up girlfriends?

- [Deb] What do you want?

- Ruth, sign up for Bible Jeopardy,

can I count you in?

- [Ruth] Yeah, I can do it.

- All right, can I count you as a winner?

- I can try, that's all I can do.

- All right, that's all I ask.

Deb, what about you?

- Yeah.

- [David] Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- All right, cool.

Due to the itch of the bee, Jacob or D?

And Hannah, where's Hannah? - I don't know.

- That doesn't matter.

See you guys.

- That's cool we're gonna do Bible jeopardy together.

It will be fun.

- Nah, it will be really fun.

- Kidding, like it wasn't fun

when you did it too last night.

- Heck yeah, it was.

You gotta take them down, come on,

pranks, everyone in camp does it.

- Are you sure? - Yes,

they also do it in college. - College?

[door closes]

- Oh my God.

Thomas pans Stephen from the front

who pans is anyone from the front?

- Thomas is gay.

Thomas is gay.

Oh my God.

- Last year I pants passer D and he was super mad.

He didn't let me do any of the games on the second day.

- Thomas is gay.

He is my first gay student.

I'm ready for it.

Wow, I just, it was just so far, so fast and yeah, wow.

I mean, I'm not surprised honestly, he just,

wow, he just going for it.

- So Deb, what have you done to prepare

for Bible jeopardy today?

- [Hannah] What are you eating?

- Ah, there's a loopty dews.

- What's that?

- Well, it's just regular cereal,

but instead of using milk you use misty dews.

You want to try some?

- No.

- Oh.

- Rachel. - Mm-hmm.

- Rachel, I need your help.

- My help?

- Last night I walked in on something,

and not getting into details,

but I've been avoiding them ever since, the kids.

- Mark and Hannah? - No, they're a thing?

- Yeah.

- No.

I can talk to Mark about girls anytime.

Thomas is gay.

- He told you that? - No.

Last night I saw something

and I just need you to back me up tonight, okay.

We'll talk about it tonight, maybe devos.

Okay, cool. - All right.

- All right, I'll see you there, okay,

just don't tell anyone.

- Okay.

No problem.

- You guys know me, Mr. Chris, thank you for coming,

and signing up for my MMM workshop,

Masturbation, Marriage, and Monogamy, okay.

God's love workshop.

Save yourself for marriage.

Square one, you're not a piece of fruit,

don't get rot.

I wanna talk to you about purity.

I wanna talk to you about sex.

I said it.

Saving yourself for marriage, huh whoa,

gotta it's important to us and to him.

Okay, it matters to everybody.

Save yourself for marriage.

Gentlemen, I'm gonna use a metaphor here.

Nobody wants a scratched key,

and nobody wants a lock that can take any key.

- I totally agree with everything you've said.

I have a question though so-

- Please, that's why I'm here.

- So I was climbing this fence one day,

and I happened to be wearing a skirt,

and I was loving saving myself from marriage.

It was really wonderful,

but that day it just it happened,

and so now I'm wondering what should I do?

Like I'm waiting for this fence to marry me.

- God doesn't believe in walls,

so if there's other questions I'll take them now.

Yes, Yes.

Camille, did you save yourself for marriage?

- Josiah, became king in this year.

[bell dings]

- From way 637 BC.

- Correct Bethany, good, good.

This middle Eastern sea known for its high salt content.

[bell dings]

Redeemed.

- What is the Dead Sea.

- You got it, great.

- This Prophet interpreter-

That's how it's done.

- The sign given to the Antichrist.

[bell dongs]

Bethany.

- Mark of the beast. - Correct.

- What are the seven seals. - Correct.

[bell dings]

Redeemed.

- What is his cloak. - Correct, well done.

What can be found in this ancient set of Hebrew law?

Bethany.

Ah, time's up, I'm so sorry.

- What are time of bars of menstruation.

- Correct.

Well, it's down to three.

We have a three way tie.

We're gonna shift the format a little bit

for this final question.

The city in which Jesus was almost killed by an angry mob.

Right.

It looks like all the answers are locked in.

If you're ready, contestants reveal your answer.

Jerusalem, Jerusalem.

Nazareth is correct.

Deb, you are our winner.

[audience applauds and cheers]

- One down, two to go.

None of those dumb burst stood a chance.

Hey, great job guys.

Really, good job.

- Awesome.

Okay, so let's start our devotion time

with a little check-in.

How about we'll just go around into circle real quick,

and everybody say a highlight of the day for them.

Mark, why don't you start.

- We ate pizza dinner.

- Great pizza at dinner, Deb?

- Pass.

- Okay, Ruth.

- I went out on a walk this morning,

and I saw four chipmunks.

They were really cute.

Oh, and I saw Thomas and Stephen too, he said, "Hi."

He was quizzing me on Bible trivia.

I just said, I just told him to speak up

if I got something wrong.

- [Rachel] Perfect, that's so nice.

Was that a highlight for you?

- It was, yeah, it was fun.

- Great David, did you wanna share a high for today?

- Jeopardy was, what's going on over here,

are you guys?

- Yeah.

- Right, just checking.

- So kind of jumping off of that we're talking about unity,

and let's start with just sort of what comes to mind

when you guys think of unity?

- I think of America.

Okay, America.

- That's on record.

- Mark, what do you think of when you hear the word, unity?

- America.

- Also America.

Stephen, any thoughts on,

oh America.

- Hey, buddy cool shirt.

- [Rachel] All right, so we're running out of time,

and it seems like everyone's getting a little bit tired.

So maybe why don't you guys head back to your dorms,

and you can- - Well Rachel,

we need to talk to Thomas about some stuff.

- Should we stay here for them?

- No, we just have to talk to him

about something that happened.

Thomas, why don't you grab a seat, right here, buddy.

- Okay.

- So you're not in trouble,

but we wanted to talk to you kind of about some stuff

that we've noticed.

And sometimes you get these feelings like you wanna act on

and you wanna do stuff,

and you just don't know what to do about it.

And Rachel, do you wanna jump in?

- Yeah, just that you know, some oftentimes

like feelings are not really what you expect.

- Well, I have been having feeling a lot recently.

- I know you do.

I've seen,

Thomas, I walked in on you last night

giving Stephen a blowjob.

- A blowjob?

- Mm-hmm.

you know a BJ, like.

- A B, oh, a BJ

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I gave Steven a BJ.

Yeah, it was a prank.

- It was a prank.

- Yeah, no, Mark told me to do it.

He said it'd be funny,

like in college.

Mark, he says he's done it all the time.

He says he does it,

he says he's done it at camp before.

He says he's done it at school.

He said he gave you one last year.

- What? - No.

No, no, Mark has never given me a blowjob, Thomas.

- Are you sure?

He's pretty sneaky.

- No, he hasn't.

The point is,

Thomas, the point is are you a homo?

- Wait, what?

- Are you gay?

Do you like other men?

- Okay, well, I'm not gay.

I like Deb.

- Thomas likes Deb.

- Yeah, she knew about Nazareth.

- He likes her 'cause she knew about Nazareth, David.

- Yeah, but, well, what did I see?

But I saw you giving Stephen-

- Yeah. - A BJ.

- Yeah, I gave him a BJ, a prank.

I pulled his pants down.

He wasn't expecting it, a BJ.

- Okay.

- Well, pulling someone's pants down

when they don't expect it that is a prank,

but that's not a BJ.

A BJ is oral sex,

so that's something different,

so maybe that's where the confusion is here.

- So Mark do not give me a blowjob,

No, David, - right?

- I don't think that he gave you.

- A blowjob.

[upbeat music]

- Good.

- Do you want some help?

- Oh, thank you, girls.

- There's a lot of stuff in your purse.

That's a lot of deodorant.

- That's what happens when you get older,

the older you get the more junk you carry around

in your purse.

- Actually, you know what?

I will let you take one item for my purse.

- Oh really? - Yeah, for keeping.

- If we don't want anything from your purse,

just listen to the magic of it.

- Just close your eyes, Deb, and picture the magical things

that could be in this-

- Deb, Deb. - Deb, Deb.

- Queen Deb.

- You don't have to move it.

- It's packed with more magic.

- I like it makes it like a carnival, food, gum.

Now the real magic would be, if that's not

an empty container of gum.

- Yeah, I know, it's got two pieces.

- Okay Hannah, your turn, no looking.

- Oh, it's a spoon. - A spoon.

- Why is a spoon in your bag?

- [Rachel] For eating.

You feed a lot when you're pregnant,

and you get hungry all he time.

- No you have two spoons in your bag no pressure.

- [Hannah] Two spoons.

- We did this last year,

and I could only last 10 seconds,

but I had the record, all right?

- I'll count.

Okay, I'll keep time.

- You have put that all the way in.

Stephen, you're first, all right, okay?

- Okay, ready?

On your mark, get set, go.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, - go, go, go, go, go, go.

Stephen, go, go, go, go - Stephen, oh my gosh,

Stephen, go, go, go, go. - Go, go, go, go.

- Oh my gosh. - Stephen, a record.

- Oh, my turn, my turn. - Wow!

- Oh, [laughs] it's so jingly.

Oh my gosh. [screams]

Okay, I can't do it, Stephen is a.

- I didn't start the timer on that one.

- Oh!

I have to go again.

Start it, are you gonna start?

- Okay, three, two, one, go!

- So it's day two of camp,

and I'm beginning to think that potentially this stuff

with Jacob is a little more of a deal than I realized.

I thought that yesterday's victory would sort of calm David

down a little bit, - Focus, focus.

- but he is in high marble.

- How much does it take over this?

Thomas, come on, buddy.

- It's not going well. - Guys just [shushes].

- Ready? - All right.

- No, you overshot it, you overshot it, you overshot it.

- Okay, watch out you overshot it.

- Do it again. - Easy.

Everyone okay? - What do I do?

- You have to get off. - You gotta get off.

- You gotta land on there. - You gotta get

of off the wood.

- Almost oh. - Get off.

- Oh watch out for your leg.

- Come on, come on, buddy.

- [Rachel] That's it flaps out, yes, perfect.

That was a good back. - Good, good, good.

- All right, nice, nice, Thomas

- Pastor D made us drink eight cups of water in one sitting,

so that we can be the most hydrated team,

so that we can beat Jacob at a ropes course.

It doesn't make any sense.

- Hey Deb, come on, we Waiting on you, let's go.

Come on.

Thomas, let's go.

Come on buddy.

- You guys are making it so wobbly.

- Come on girlfriend, let's go.

- Don't call me girlfriend.

- All right, sister.

You guys got the torso, I'm gonna grab the leg.

You guys are gonna catch her. - Yeah.

- Okay. - Okay.

- All right, ready? - Ready?

- Gotta make sure not to drop her, all right?

- Not to catch me like throwing.

- Careful. - Yeah, yeah.

Don't don't touch her up. - Don't throw her,

don't throw her. - We're not gonna throw her,

- Okay. - Mark.

- I'm coming through with the horn.

- Be straight, be straight, Hannah.

- Come on, come on. - I am being straight.

- All right Mark, you are disgustingly sweaty, come on.

- Yeah, can we take a break - You are all wet.

- practicing, I'm all sweaty. - Come on, come on, buddy,

we can do this, like spiders building a web.

We got this, let's go.

- Actually, pass it [mumbles]

I think spiders build webs alone.

- Hey Thomas, that's awesome,

take a lap, buddy.

- Around what?

- I don't, take another for asking just go.

Let's go.

All right, I'm gonna go through this one.

You want me to dive?

- No, don't just. - We can catch you, probably.

- [Hannah] Just step through, just step through.

- I don't know if I can step through.

I think maybe I need some more action or something.

All right, I'm gonna dive just watch out, careful.

- Just stay out of his way,

and you'll be okay.

- Wow. - Tell me that wasn't sick.

- Good job, Pastor D. - Good job, Pastor D.

- [David] All right.

- Pretty good. - Hi, buddy.

Okay.

Hey, creative.

Deb, come on you got this, Deb, let's go.

Come on. - You can go over that one.

- Yeah, the big one,

we left this open for you.

Pretty easy to just do a little,

I can show you on the ground, but-

- You think I can do it.

- Yeah.

Don't touch, come on, Deb.

- It is stupid.

- What the heck? - I agree with Deb.

- Take another lap.

I give up.

Oh my gosh.

- Can we just go like eat lunch,

like everyone else.

- Seems like maybe everyone needs some water,

so maybe we could go grab some water.

- I am really thirsty.

- Yeah, okay, okay, let's go grab some waters.

What do you want a big soda with some cheeseburgers?

Hey, I'm gonna call your mama about that one, buddy,

come on, come on.

I'm just trying to make you better.

Come on, buddy.

I'm sorry.

So I'm gonna talk to, I'll talk to him.

Buddy, come on, hey.

All right guys, good job today.

- Come on, don't run, don't run away.

- Let's go grab some water, okay.

- Rise, like Jesus.

Up the wall.

We all have.

I'm reaching.

I'm reaching.

I'm not quite there.

I'm just try harder.

Lift her boys.

Lift her.

Come on here. - Lift her.

Okay, okay.

And here we are, oh God, okay.

Do we got it?

Do we got, okay.

Up, upsy Daisy,

and she's in, and she's in.

- All right. - That's right. [claps]

- Yeah. - Redeemed.

- All right, who's next?

- So the vagina does stretch during sex and also childbirth,

so Thomas, what, what are you writing?

I just take notes.

- So I shouldn't expect my wife to take my last name.

- Correct.

- What about my middle name?

- Mark, no one does that.

- But Arellius is super cool.

Your full name is Mark Arellius Schneider.

- Marcus Arellius Schneider.

Gladiator was my dad's favorite movie.

- Cool.

Yes, Ruth.

- So am I allowed to speak in church?

- Everyone.

- [All] When they can speak in church.

- Thomas took a lot of notes.

I think I saw a whole vagina drawn in his notebook.

I think I liked teaching.

I might have like a calling.

I don't know.

- Did you know milk comes from boobs?

Did God make it that way?

How many holes do girls have?

- Welcome to tag of war.

[all cheering]

On my left we have?

- Redeemed. - And on my right?

- Bethany!

Bethany.

Bethany.

- Okay, great.

- Ready to get rope on, Jacob?

- Ooh, ready to get rope on, Jacob?

We can't possibly lose.

We are legion.

- Legion, like the demon.

- You're letting demons into camp?

- Okay, okay. - I don't know

if we could play. - Let's do this.

- Okay. Okay, on the count of three-

- Let's go lets go. - get ready to tag.

- Come on. - One, two, three, tag.

- Come on, come on, come on. - Guys, Bethany.

- What is it. - No.

- Come on you got it.

- Come on, come on, come on.

Stay back, stay back.

Come on, come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What the fuck?

- Okay. - Thanks for the help, Rachel.

Thanks a lot.

Great job, Deb.

- [Jacob] Wanna go again?

- Yeah, one-on-one, let's go.

- Okay, we gotta change our strategy

because we are not doing good.

- We have to do the greatest sports move of all time,

the flying V.

- Hey Rachel, can you grab the sunscreen.

- Spread out to meet at the flag,

I'll grab the flag,

you guys form a flying V, all right,

burst through he defense and I'll score the flag.

- I think Hannah should grab the flag.

She's the fastest.

- Yeah, I'm faster than you. - Oh, you got this?

- Yeah, I got this. - For Bethany on three, ready?

- Yeah, I got this. - Let's go.

- All right, one, two, three.

- [All] Bethany.

- Honestly Rachel, we're all set.

Thank you though.

- Thanks Miss Rachel.

- [Jill] Ms Rachel.

- Okay. - Just hustle up though

we have too many players on the field.

- [All] Redeemed!

- All right, as the score stands, one-to-one.

You all ready?

On your mark.

Get set.

You're free.

- Let's go, go, run.

Let's go.

- No, never.

- It's there baby.

- Trust me for the kids, David.

For the kids.

[upbeat music]

[music drowns out speakers]

- Right there.

- Great, just great.

Get after them, get after them.

I don't wanna hear it.

I don't wanna hear it.

Get over there, that's not what we talked about,

that's not what we talked about.

- Ice cream containers will start

at the far end of the picnic tables.

Eat as much as you can and then pass it to the next person

when you've reached your limit,

and know your limits because if you can't keep it down,

automatic disqualification.

All right, and go.

- Go, go, go, go, go, go. - Go Gabby, go, go.

- Eat, eat, eat.

- Go, go, go, go.

[all cheering]

- Go Stephen.

[cheers]

- Here we go, excellent, excellent.

- Come on, it's okay, come on you guys.

Well, leave some for me, leave some for me.

- [David] Come on, Ruth, let's go, go, yeah, Ruth.

That's what I'm talking about, Ruth.

Mark, let's go baby, unpack it.

I'm counting on you boy. - Go Mark, go Mark!

- Come on, Deb, come on.

Deb, come on, come on.

What is this? - Yeah Deb.

You got it, you got it, you got.

- [David] Let's go, let's go.

Rachel, don't puke.

Rachel, no puking okay.

- Oh my God Rachel, you're so good.

- [Hannah] Okay Rachel, pass it, pass it, pass it.

Okay, pass it you're gonna puke.

- Surrender David. - No, I won't.

- How do you feel, David? - I feel good.

- Swirling around.

I have an iron stomach.

- You got it, you got it.

[upbeat music]

[Redeemed cheers]

- I don't eat ice cream, awful.

I'm sorry guys, I failed every one of you guys.

- [chuckles] Guys, I don't think it's really

that big of a deal, all right,

'cause we're still enjoying each other's company,

and having fun,

and you know, learning a lot.

Thomas, tell us something you learned today.

I learned a lot of things,

for example, during sex

and childbirth the vagina will get bigger,

so the baby doesn't get stuck.

- [chuckles] Yeah, that I didn't expect you to,

you're right about that.

Great Ruth, what'd you learn today?

- That marriage isn't the be-all end-all

that women can speak in church,

and their contribution is just as important as any man's,

and oh, that I can talk about my period

and not be ashamed of it.

- No Ruth, gross. - May be not right now.

- That's great, what a wonderful thing to learn.

How are you doing, Stephen?

Are you having a good time?

- Good, woo!

- All right. - Great day.

- And tomorrow is also gonna be a great day,

because we have the battle of the band.

- Yeah, everyone is gonna love our version of

- I'm so excited to see you guys on stage.

- [Deb] Yeah, I can't wait

that'd be really, really exciting.

- So it seems like everyone's getting kinda tired.

I know I am,

so maybe now would be a good time to head up to the cabins.

Brush teeth, wash face, say your prayers, whatever.

We'll see you guys tomorrow.

It's gonna be a fun day tomorrow.

- Good night Rachel. - See you tomorrow.

- High five.

- Goodnight. - Good night.

Sweet dreams.

All right, we need to talk.

Can you come sit over here, please?

- Can you come sit over here, please?

- No, I'm not going over there.

- All right, everyone wants to talk.

- No, we have to talk and you have to sit over here.

- Oh, I'm tired.

- I'm pregnant.

- [sighs] Sexist.

- Sexist?

- You can be one.

Come over here.

- All right, so how's it going?

- Sign.

- How's your knee?

- It hurts

- From the ice cream?

- No, I was on it a lot today.

Swells up.

- All right, so what's the problem?

You told me that this camp is really fun,

but it doesn't seem like you're having very much fun.

- I'm having fun, I'm just pissed.

- All right, well...

just promise me that tomorrow you'll take it easy,

okay, if we lose.

- I promise, yes, we're not gonna lose,

but I promise.

- All right.

- Are we done?

- Yeah, we're done.

- Cool

- Today, sucked.

But when God slams the door in your face of your own home,

you grabbed the ladder

and you go to the second story window,

and you go back inside.

What Rachel doesn't seem to understand is

these are the most important years of these kids' lives,

and I remember every year that I lost at Camp Changed.

For once it would be very nice to not remember a year.

[crickets chirping]

- The last day of camp.

Three days goes by so fast.

I wonder if it went this fast for Jesus when he died.

Stephen is my best friend.

Right Stephen, best friend?

Told ya.

[people cheering]

- Hello everyone.

[sighs] Today is the hardest day for me,

because it's the last day of camp,

but it's bittersweet,

because it's also my favorite day of camp competitions

because it's Battle of the Worship Band.

[audience cheers]

- Come in.

- Hey. - Hey Pastor D.

- Hey, there's my rock star.

- Yeah, we're ready to go. - Yeah, are you?

You're ready, you good?

Don't be nervous.

I know.

I know this is tough, all right.

- Okay.

- I went to camp just like you,

and I lost Battle of the Bands.

- Really? - Yeah.

But I'll tell you what life sucks,

if you lose Battle of the Bands.

And I say that because you got a good team,

just trust each other, all right?

- But what if we lose you?

- You won't.

- So without farther ado, let's welcome to the stage

our first band from L&M MCC Church.

[audience cheers]

[piano music]

- Like this, that's right, yep, that's good enough.

Yeah, that will do.

♪ What do you said today

♪ Yes Lord

♪ What do you said tomorrow

♪ Yes Lord

♪ What do you say in a week

♪ Yes Lord

[piano music]

♪ Everybody sing

♪ Praise praise, praise

♪ Praise, praise, praise

♪ Praise, praise, praise

- Yeah, I'm really excited.

Pastor D, kinda freaked me out,

but...

What?

- Okay, let's keep it going for Redeemed.

[audience cheers and applauds]

[piano music]

♪ When peace like a river attendeth my way ♪

♪ When sorrows like sea billows roll ♪

♪ Whatever my lot

♪ Thou hast taught me to say

♪ It is well

♪ It is well with my soul

- They sound really good.

♪ It is well

♪ It is well

♪ With my soul

♪ With my soul

♪ It is well, it is well with my soul ♪

[audience cheers and applauds]

- Oh look at you guys.

Thank you so much.

- Oh wow. - Thank you guys,

I know it's hard.

- Hey, you sounded great out there.

- I know that's a tuff call. - Ah get out, mm.

- Sorry about that don't screw it up.

- I know we won't. - I wash my hands.

Good luck to you all.

God bless you.

- Okay, don't worry about it. - Come on,

hey, don't worry about.

- Okay.

- All right, come on Tom are you ready?

Let's do this, come on, come on.

- Yeah, Stephen [laughs] yes, yes.

- Why is Stephen going?

- They chose him over me?

- Stephen is in it.

- I would choose Deb over Stephen.

- No, let's not worry

that Stephen is doing it. - Come on.

- Last but not least, Bethany Church.

[audience cheers]

[guitar music]

♪ Worry not about your life

♪ Consider the thoughts and hurt ♪

♪ They never stress about their needs ♪

♪ And God loves you so much more than the hurts ♪

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna in the highest

♪ Oh Hannah

♪ Oh Hannah

♪ Oh Hannah in the highest

♪ Oh Han

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna in the highest

- They're stuck in there, they're stuck in there.

- It sounds good, David.

[drum music]

♪ When I say, Ho, you say sanna ♪

♪ Ho, sanna

♪ Ho, sanna

♪ When I say Mark, you say Hannah ♪

♪ Mark, Hannah

♪ Mark, Hannah

♪ Here's a sneak peek you've never seen before ♪

♪ Passover the mic and full blood on the door ♪

♪ I'm the destroying angel hear me roar ♪

♪ Rachel, don't worry I'll stay your first born ♪

♪ It's the Battle of the Bands switching out across the land ♪

♪ Aint the chosen man, but got the commandments ♪

♪ Like Cain and Able this aint no fable ♪

♪ It's about to get real

♪ This manger ain't stable

♪ Like the spirit taking flight Abraham with the night ♪

♪ 40 days, 40 nights filled with strife ♪

♪ More than you can choose

♪ So don't bite this life aint mine dedicated to J Christ ♪

♪ So raise your hand and scream and shout ♪

♪ Like a Holy water fountain we about to spout ♪

♪ 'Cause the spirits inside gotta let it out ♪

♪ No longer resides in the shadow of doubt ♪

♪ Now job got plagues and Rachel got praise ♪

♪ No matter what they say, Thomas ain't gay ♪

♪ Even though he dips his junk in Listerine ♪

♪ And then burst it on the floor like David's ice cream ♪

♪ Not everybody wins, but everybody gets saving ♪

♪ We're gonna take the goal to call at camp David ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna in the highest

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna

♪ Hosanna in the highest

- Guys that was awesome.

- Oh my God, that was amazing.

- Oh my God, that was amazing.

- You did it, buddy.

[people chattering]

- Okay, great job, great job.

- Stephen, I had no idea you were ever capable of anything.

[audience applauds]

- What a great week.

What a great week of fellowship.

Ah, it brings me so much joy

to see all of you young people together,

wanting to learn, and grow together.

But enough about me,

I know what you're all super anxious to hear,

the winner of the camp competition.

[audience cheers]

And this year's winner is...

Bethany Community Church.

- Yes, yes.

[all cheering]

- Yeah, yeah. - Yes.

Yes, yes.

- Oh, wait, wait, oh. - Good job buddy.

Also in first place, Redeemed.

[cheers and laughs] Right.

Oh, hold up,

another first place winner, Greenwood Community.

Oh, oh, and Second Congregational Middle teen,

and First Patrick.

[cheers]

Wow, isn't that incredible? - Shut up.

- Isn't this great.

- No, no.

- We're all valuable. - No.

We're all winners. - No.

- We're all winners in Jesus. - No, no, no motherfucker!

Fuck!

Fuck this shit, piss bitch and a half.

[screams]

Oh, come on.

Oh!

[groans]

Stupid bitch.

- Just like a strand of three, a cord of three strands

is not easily broken.

- [David] Fuck, fuck!

- This year's theme is unity.

- What are you doing, David?

What's going on?

- I don't know.

Maybe it's that I suck at my job,

that I can't seem to do anything right,

that the kids like you better for God knows why.

And that you come in a week before camp,

and literally ruined everything that was going on.

- I ruined everything that was going on.

- Yeah.

- Okay.

- Sorry, it's just not fair

that I try so hard to do something,

and you come in and in a week the kids like you better

than they've liked me.

and I've been there for years.

- I'm confused how this is a new concept for you,

that life isn't fair.

I mean, yeah, life's not fair.

It's truly remarkable that you're a 30 year old man.

Now discovering that life's not fair.

- Thanks.

- I lost my job because I'm pregnant.

That wasn't fair.

Or my sister and her husband

who would be really great parents.

They've been trying to have a baby for years.

I think you're working really hard,

but I'm not sure you have to work so hard,

because I can tell that your heart's

in a really good place,

and you love those kids,

and you [chuckles] wanna show them a good time,

and you have.

They've had a really good time.

- Isn't it? - Definitely.

I think they've had fun,

and I think that they've grown a lot.

- [chuckles] I hope they didn't hear me cursing.

Do you think they hear me cursing?

- They definitely heard you cursing.

- Look at what we got.

- They brought us a T-shirt.

[Hannah cheers]

Nice. - Wow.

- They told me to come back next year.

- Come back next year. - Cool.

- Yeah, gotta come back next year.

Who wants to come back next year?

Yes.

Oh, hey David. - Yeah.

- It looks like maybe Derek needs some help

washing Jacob's feet.

- Nope, looks like he's doing a great job.

- I think I know who would be perfect at that.

- No. - Yes.

- [scoffs] No. - Yes.

- Oh, it's embarrassing. - You're gonna do this.

- Okay. - I'm proud of you.

- Okay, okay, okay, you're right.

- You got it.

- Between the toes, Derek.

It doesn't count unless you mean it.

- Jacob, can I wash your feet?

- Of course, Derek step away. - Sure, fine.

- It's a shame that we're all losers this year

or winners, however way you want it.

Delusionally you think about it.

- Yeah.

- I guess we'll never really know who came out on top.

[chuckles]

- I guess not.

- You're quite good at this, David.

Thank you.

It's very Christ like of you.

- Yeah, it is.

It's actually just like Christ.

Probably something he would have done himself.

- You know what David?

I would like to wash your feet.

- Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm totally fine.

- No, really I insist.

Take off your shoes, I'd like to wash your feet.

- No, no, no, I'm very happy washing your feet.

- I know you are, but I think that you are finished,

and I would like to wash yours,

so please let me- - You know what?

I am finished and we have a long van ride,

and so- - I think there's enough time.

Why don't you take off your shoes?

Let me wash your feet, David. - No, no, no, you know what?

Actually, I will see you next year.

- Let me wash your feet, David, David, get back here.

- See you. - Let me wash your feet.

- No. - David, David

give me your feet. - Hey, how did it go.

- Very rewarding. - David, David,

give me your feet.

Let me wash your feet.

[upbeat music]

- Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacon.

Good morning, Ms Rachel. - Morning, David.

[ambient music]

- Today, I'm gonna get fired?

- Fired?

- Yeah. - No.

- Really?

- No, you're definitely getting fired.

- But hey, you're gonna need help next week.

Right, when you had the baby?

- [laughs] Probably not next week.

I have a couple of months left.

- Nice.

Well, worry about it.

[upbeat music]

All right, let's go guys.

Eight hours.

Get in the pool, get in the pool.

Let's go.

- Kill the keyboard please, somebody.

There, there it is.

I knew it.

I'm getting it.

Yeah, just with two finger keyboard playing.

- That's hard playing.

[Rachel laughs]

Kids, are you ready?

- You guys know this one?

- Yeah, we know it.

- Then sing it.

- What was that? - we can't hear you.

- What do you mean you can't?

We're gonna need you to turn it up.

Get ready.

Like how we practiced here it is.

♪ Keep your eyes on me

♪ And open up in your

♪ And I'll be happy there ♪

♪ Let's come through

♪ I know that it's true

♪ I've never seen the sky so blue ♪

♪ The ground beneath my shoes is raising off to me ♪

♪ It seemed like everyday

♪ Another moment comes like that ♪

♪ And I come true to say

♪ That I am barely breathing

♪ Ah, you don't believe me now

♪ But I'll be face some how

♪ Just where see

♪ Keep your eye on me

♪ I know where I belong

♪ And I'll be happy there ♪

♪ Let's on through

♪ Keep your eye on me

♪ I know where I belong

♪ And I'll be happy there ♪

♪ Let's get on through

- The crappy parts mainly junk feel good, you know?

[laughs]

Who wants Reese's anyone, you want a Reese's?

- No.

Come on, camera guy.

Going up the shirt.

Maybe we should try some oral.

My first gay student.

[cameraman sneezes]

Oh my God.

All right, now it's getting very warm. [laughs]

- And it's good to keep in mind

that when you know, you have feelings.

I think that he gave you...

- A blowjob.

- [laughs] Oh my God.

- A BJ last year.

- [laughs] Oh my God.

- He said he gave you a BJ last year.

- [Rachel] Again.

- He said he gave you a BJ last year.

- What? - No.

- He said he gave you a BJ last year.

- [Rachel] What?

- What's your name?

- I'm Wess. - Wess.

- Wess?

Why do you look different from when I met you an hour ago.

- Yes Ruth.

- So I am I allowed to speak in.

[all laughing]

Shoot!

I'm so sorry I can't keep on doing this.

- Ruth never breaks.

- I believe people will do this.

- Is someone peeing?

Will you go up there?

Will you you climb up on the- - Yeah.

- Are you [beep] kidding Me?

- Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. [laughs]

- Sit down, please sit down.

- Well, I can't.

- Just sit sown please.

Don't wear trim shorts.

[laughs]

- Drops to my one.

- [David] Yes or no.

- My water bottle is in the other room.

- Sometimes I bring children out to the Lake,

and teach teach them about youth ministry.

[laughs]