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When I first
came to America,
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I found a land
of opportunity
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where your greatest wish
could come true
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if only you were willing
to fight for it.
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So what do you wish for?
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Danger?
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Speed?
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Brutality?
Freedom?
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What if I said you can have
all that and more
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with "Twisted Metal"?
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"Twisted Metal" is a 22 episode
reality TV competition
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sending 16 combatants
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into a high stakes
demolition derby.
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The only rule?
Survive.
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Okay.
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From the Middle Ages
to March Madness,
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tournaments have
enthralled the masses.
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But we are
spicing things up
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with cars, guns,
and celebrities.
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Wait, you got Wesley?
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Well, no, that's
just an example.
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But-but Carson is
very into the concept.
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Yeah.
In future seasons,
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we'll go national, global.
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The world will be
a battleground.
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Just imagine
Hong Kong, Paris,
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cars driving up
the Eiffel Tower.
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I don't mean to interrupt
your pitch, Mr. Sparks,
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but, um, this seems
very expensive.
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I mean,
the cars alone.
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Which is why
we will require drivers
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to bring
their own vehicles.
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Picture it.
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Jay Leno facing off
against Jerry Seinfeld
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as they drive
classic cars
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from their own
personal collections.
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Yeah,
no one's doing that.
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And what exactly
are they fighting for?
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I mean, these are people
who have everything.
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That's a great question.
Just let me skip ahead.
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The winner
of my tournament
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will get their
greatest wish granted.
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Hmm, okay.
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What if they want
a billion dollars?
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We can't shoulder that cost.
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Well, you wouldn't
have to.
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I mean, you know
what they say.
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Be careful
what you wish for.
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So no one wins?
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I'm not really sure how
that will play
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in primetime.
- Yeah.
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Right. Ah.
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Do you know why you can't
look away from a car accident?
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Instinct.
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It triggers
something in your brain.
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You have no choice
but to look,
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to question
your own mortality.
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That is what
we will put on screen.
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America won't
look away.
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And if you own
the eyes of America,
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then you own the world.
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NBC already owns
the eyes of America.
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It's called "Friends."
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Well, uh, thanks
for coming in.
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We have something new
called "BattleBots,"
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which is very similar
to your idea.
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So, right now we're a--
we're a pass.
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Pass?
- Pass.
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Pass.
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I want my five minutes back.
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Very well.
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Shortsighted fools.
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"BattleBots"?
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Well, if the world
isn't ready, then...
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Well, then I'll just
wait until it is.
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- Quiet!
- May!
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Quiet!
Oh, I'm sorry!
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I knew about the Minion thing,
and I should've told you,
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but I didn't,
and I just--
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oh, God,
it's all my fault.
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None of that shit
matters now.
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You got me?
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Yeah, but-but--
but John, I mean,
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what do we do?
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We keep fighting.
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Pop the hood
and get behind the wheel.
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Oh, fuck yeah!
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All right, John.
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If you're still in there,
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this is gonna suck.
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Clear!
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Come on, wake up!
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Jell-O!
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John?
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Quiet?
Did we win?
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All right,
he's set!
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Whoa, a bomb?
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Yeah.
It was a massacre.
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I don't feel so bad
about losing,
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knowing the tournament
got cut short.
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No, uh,
someone did win.
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Stu.
- Stu?!
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Are you fucking--
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Now I feel worse.
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Hey, look, I hate to cut
this reunion short,
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but seeing as we don't have
unlimited gas,
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it'd be really great if someone
told me where I was driving.
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I don't know. The Dolls
could be anywhere by now.
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Just head north.
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Finally, a map
I can read.
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Now the real game
begins.
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Well, well, well,
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if it isn't
my champion.
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Congratulations, Stu.
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Give me my wish.
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And what a wish it is,
a real whopper.
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Are you sure
you want it?
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Because there's
no going back.
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Buckle me up, Stu.
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Oh, man,
what a fantastic toilet.
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Hey, where'd that door
come from?
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Wow, what service!
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I wish to go
somewhere safe,
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away from all this,
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just me and Mike.
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Give me
my fucking wish.
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Thank you for playing
Twisted Metal.
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What?
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No. No!
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What the fuck?!
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What the fuck?!
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We're here.
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You coming?
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You want to go in first?
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No. You do the honors.
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Door's a little sticky.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
This is--
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This is your house.
You go first.
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Jeez, was your grandpa
Davy Crockett?
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No fucking way!
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Oh!
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Ha! Suck it, losers.
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This bed is mine!
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Oh, holy shit.
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This is the life.
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Did that chair
just turn on?
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There's power.
How?
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There must be a genny
somewhere.
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"So-lar energy."
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Sounds like gas
from the future.
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Cool.
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Well, aren't you
full of surprises?
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Hey, John.
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I hope you like your
chicken soup chunky.
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John?
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You calling dibs
on this room?
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No need to.
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It was mine.
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No way.
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It's a lot.
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Yeah.
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I never missed
somebody like this.
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Like a big
black hole.
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It sucks.
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I think that's why I needed
to win the tournament.
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Not just for the outsiders,
but...
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But for her.
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Then I fucked it all up.
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No, you didn't.
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Yeah, I did.
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We lost.
I lost.
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You were just trying
to make things better.
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Maybe in this world,
that's just not possible.
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So...
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It's time
we did something
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for us.
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It's our turn.
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We can make
our own life here.
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No more cars?
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And no more
violence?
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Just us.
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So not just us.
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♪ Oh my life ♪
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♪ Is changing
every day ♪
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♪ In every
possible way ♪
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♪ And oh my dreams ♪
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♪ It's never
quite as it seems ♪
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♪ Never quite
as it seems ♪
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♪ I know I felt
like this before ♪
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♪ But now I'm feeling it
even more ♪
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♪ Because it came
from you ♪
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♪ Then I open up
and see ♪
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♪ The person falling here
is me ♪
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You guys, I found a--
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♪ A different way
to be ♪
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
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♪ Ahh ah
ah ah ah ♪
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♪ La la ah ah ♪
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- By...
- By...
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- The.
- The-the-the-
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the fire.
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When casting a line,
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you have to be gentle,
like with the clutch.
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Right?
Pull too hard,
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you won't be able to get
your car in gear.
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Now, in this scenario,
the car is the fish.
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The hook is the gear.
Or is that the other way around?
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What the hell are you doing?!
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I'm fishing.
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Listen to someone
who's done this before.
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Can't shoot
what you can't see.
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Got one.
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That's a lucky shot.
Meanwhile, Mayhem and I
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are going to fish
the right way.
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Fine. I guess we're
wasting ammo today.
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Got one.
Oh, headshot.
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Tonight
I've prepared trout
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execution style.
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Oh, damn,
that looks good.
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Oye, May! Dinner!
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- In a minute!
- We're not waiting for you!
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So how's
ax training going?
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Oh, pretty good.
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She's already nailing cans
from 20 yards away.
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Wow,
this is so good.
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You're doing the cooking
from now on.
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Yeah, well,
Quiet shouldn't really get
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within 50 feet
of a pot anyway.
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Um, excuse me. I didn't
hear you complaining
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when you were scarfing down
my squirrel souffle.
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Yeah, 'cause she was stuffing
that shit in her pockets
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and taking it to the trash.
- Dude!
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- What?!
- You fucking narc!
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What? It's okay.
What?!
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Look, babe, we keep you around
for your personality
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and your ax skills,
that's it.
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Greetings
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to my loyal
"Twisted Metal" viewers.
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I come to you
with a heavy heart.
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Our country
is still reeling
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from the senseless
act of violence
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committed
at my tournament.
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Hundreds of innocent insiders
were brutally murdered.
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In response, the mega cities
have formed an alliance,
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the United Treaty
of Insiders.
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We have conducted
a thorough investigation
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and discovered
the identity of the bombers.
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It was two competitors,
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John Doe and Quiet.
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What?!
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I wish for all
the walls to come down
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in every city, everywhere.
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It's time for the outsiders
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to get their fair share.
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Dudes, what the fuck?
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That's not us.
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How'd they get
my vest?
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Prom.
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These evil acts
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are a declaration of war
against all insiders everywhere.
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We will not let this attack
on our way of life stand.
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The tournament
was meant to be
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an olive branch
to the outsiders.
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Unfortunately,
that branch was burned.
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So now
we will burn you.
267
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,726
The insiders
are done hiding.
268
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:31,189
We will take back our nation
by any means necessary.
269
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,191
And when the outsiders
are gone,
270
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,735
we will finally
be free,
271
00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:40,657
and there will
be no more need for walls.
272
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:43,785
Anyone who supports
John and Quiet
273
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,745
will be regarded
as hostile.
274
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,288
And anyone that
delivers them to us
275
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,874
will be celebrated
as a hero.
276
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:53,461
Either way,
we will have justice.
277
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,547
My viewers,
278
00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,799
keep your eyes
on your screens.
279
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,801
Stay vigilant.
280
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:02,345
Stay safe.
281
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,890
And, John and Quiet,
282
00:21:06,016 --> 00:21:07,767
if you are
out there watching,
283
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:13,398
just know that
there is nowhere to run.
284
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:17,277
The world will be
a battleground!
285
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,241
How the hell
did it find us?
286
00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:39,924
Touch her again
and I'll show you
287
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,176
what we do with fish
around here.
288
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,665
Krista?
289
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,714
Krista,
is that you?
290
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,466
You wish.
291
00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:25,595
Oh, shit.
292
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,514
Krista.
Okay, Krista,
293
00:22:27,639 --> 00:22:28,807
it's me,
your brother.
294
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,975
Do you remember me?
295
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,356
Guess that's a no.
296
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,069
Oh, god!
297
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,731
Quiet, May,
298
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:18,815
we gotta
get out of here.
299
00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:20,859
Where's Minion?
300
00:23:20,984 --> 00:23:22,444
- It's Krista.
- What?
301
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:24,821
- Krista? What about Minion?
- No, Krista is the Minion!
302
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:27,198
- Shit!
- See?
303
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:30,285
Oh my God.
304
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,330
Hey!
305
00:23:40,962 --> 00:23:43,214
Come with me
if you don't want to die.
306
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,507
Stu?
307
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:46,509
It's like Stu-point-oh.
308
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:49,471
Go!
I'll hold her off.
309
00:23:49,596 --> 00:23:50,972
Go, I say!
310
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,392
Good night, Minion.
311
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,020
Oh, shit.
312
00:23:57,145 --> 00:23:58,063
Well, yeah.
313
00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:58,897
My hero!
314
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:22,003
Run!
315
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:43,483
Sorry, sis.
316
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:24,774
I was up there in space,
all alone for months.
317
00:25:24,899 --> 00:25:26,818
But all that me time
gave me time
318
00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,653
to work on me.
319
00:25:28,778 --> 00:25:30,196
Okay?
320
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:31,865
My whole life,
it's been Mike and Stu,
321
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,366
or Sweet Tooth and Stu.
322
00:25:33,491 --> 00:25:35,326
I was done being
someone else's sidekick.
323
00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:36,286
So I started working out.
324
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:41,958
Pushups, biceps,
I worked all the major muscles.
325
00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:43,543
I learned the mechanics
of the pod,
326
00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,920
timed the orbit to crash
into the Great Lakes.
327
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:47,672
And then I started
making my way to the cabin.
328
00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,049
How'd you know
about the cabin?
329
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,967
Are you kidding?
You talked about it constantly.
330
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,135
Everyone knew about it.
331
00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,303
We turned it
into a drinking game.
332
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:54,220
Oh, yeah.
333
00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:58,933
I drew a map of it
from memory.
334
00:25:59,059 --> 00:26:00,685
That cat is
actually a horse.
335
00:26:00,810 --> 00:26:02,854
I'm bad
at drawing horses.
336
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,732
Un-fucking-believable.
337
00:26:16,326 --> 00:26:19,079
So what's the plan?
338
00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:21,664
The insiders declared war
on the outsiders.
339
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:23,041
We should
join the fight.
340
00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:25,418
No, fuck that.
We should run.
341
00:26:25,543 --> 00:26:27,962
Calypso blamed us
for the bombing.
342
00:26:28,088 --> 00:26:30,632
There's a target
on our backs.
343
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,092
There's nowhere
safe to go.
344
00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,471
Yeah.
345
00:26:36,596 --> 00:26:38,682
I'm not running
anymore.
346
00:26:38,807 --> 00:26:40,642
Why are you smiling?
347
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:43,353
- What? I always smile.
- Not like that.
348
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:44,688
That's a "I have a plan,
349
00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:47,315
but you're not going
to like it" kind of smile.
350
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,901
This war between the outsiders
and the insiders,
351
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,778
it's a game,
and it's rigged.
352
00:26:51,903 --> 00:26:54,698
The deck will always be
stacked against people like us,
353
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:58,076
unless we take down
the dealer.
354
00:26:58,201 --> 00:27:00,286
Oh, my God,
you're not serious.
355
00:27:00,412 --> 00:27:02,747
Oh, I'm serious.
356
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,582
Wait,
I-I'm not following.
357
00:27:04,708 --> 00:27:06,835
Me neither.
358
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:10,171
I'm going
to kill Calypso.
359
00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,133
He started this whole war,
and he changed my sister.
360
00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:14,968
I don't think
she's your sister anymore.
361
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:16,636
She's Minion or...
362
00:27:16,761 --> 00:27:18,346
It doesn't matter
what she calls herself
363
00:27:18,471 --> 00:27:21,057
or the fact she looks at me
like I'm a stranger.
364
00:27:21,182 --> 00:27:23,685
She's still my sister.
365
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,396
Krista's in there.
366
00:27:26,521 --> 00:27:29,107
The way I see it,
we take out Calypso,
367
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,860
we get our lives back,
368
00:27:31,985 --> 00:27:34,571
we might get
her back too.
369
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:43,663
So you want to travel
across a warzone
370
00:27:43,788 --> 00:27:46,666
and hunt down
the most dangerous man alive?
371
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:49,502
Yeah, I'm in.
372
00:27:51,421 --> 00:27:53,214
Uh, did you
miss the part
373
00:27:53,340 --> 00:27:55,467
where Calypso sent me to space?
- Oh.
374
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:57,927
And fully reanimated
your sister's corpse?
375
00:27:58,053 --> 00:27:59,095
He's right.
376
00:28:03,350 --> 00:28:06,102
We're going
to need help.
377
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,897
We don't need help.
378
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,107
We need cars.
379
00:28:22,369 --> 00:28:25,872
♪ Disarm you with a smile ♪
380
00:28:25,997 --> 00:28:29,668
♪ And cut you
like you want me to ♪
381
00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:33,296
♪ Cut that little child ♪
382
00:28:33,421 --> 00:28:37,967
♪ Inside of me
and such a part of you ♪
383
00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:42,013
♪ Ooh the years burn ♪
384
00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:49,646
♪ Ooh the years burn ♪
385
00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:59,823
I gotta say,
that was
386
00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,700
the best night's sleep
I've had in years.
387
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:06,413
What the fuck?
388
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:09,749
All right, fellas,
best untie me
389
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:11,960
before I hammer throw
your shitty little car
390
00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:14,129
into that river
over there.
391
00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,297
Hey, yeah,
no can do, pal.
392
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:18,758
We got strict orders
to bring your ass in chains.
393
00:29:18,883 --> 00:29:20,635
Oh, yeah?
From who?
394
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:21,970
Your pops.
395
00:29:22,095 --> 00:29:24,180
His Holiness saw you
fight the tournament.
396
00:29:24,305 --> 00:29:26,057
He's, uh, real impressed
397
00:29:26,182 --> 00:29:27,892
with what's become
of his legacy.
398
00:29:28,018 --> 00:29:29,227
Daddy?
399
00:29:30,186 --> 00:29:33,940
♪ I used to be
a little boy ♪
400
00:29:34,065 --> 00:29:37,235
♪ So old in my shoes ♪
401
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:41,239
♪ And what I choose
is my voice ♪
402
00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:44,784
♪ What's a boy
supposed to do ♪
403
00:29:44,909 --> 00:29:48,747
♪ The killer in me
is the killer in you ♪
404
00:29:48,872 --> 00:29:50,498
♪ My love ♪
405
00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:56,421
♪ I'll send this smile
over to you ♪
406
00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:59,799
♪ The killer in me
is the killer in you ♪
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