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Come on.
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You guys are
so dramatic.
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I heard you were
sneaking around our gate.
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Trying to find
a way out, eh?
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Cute.
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Grab a seat.
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I insist.
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Okay.
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You know,
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this gun
was handcrafted
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in 1862 during
the American Civil War,
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designed specifically
for dueling,
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when things get up
close and personal,
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when you're at war
with your neighbor.
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Hmm, the bullets are tiny.
Don't do shit.
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I could say
the same about you.
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And I'm surprised
you'd leave us.
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I thought for sure
you'd want to watch
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your friends
in the final round.
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Those losers
aren't my friends.
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Fuck them, and fuck you,
you weirdo.
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I just want
to get out of here.
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You are delightful.
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And I would
wish you bon voyage,
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but you got a peek at something
you shouldn't have.
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I didn't see anything.
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Good.
There was nothing to see.
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Maybe that's why
I didn't see it.
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- See what?
- Exactly.
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Oh, and if it's
all the same,
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I'd like to have you as my guest
for the final round.
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Just to be safe.
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It'd be
my fucking pleasure.
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Wunderbar.
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Rise and shine.
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The final round
of the tournament is here.
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in honor of your last
morning as my guests,
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I've arranged
a special treat.
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Who loves breakfast?
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All righty.
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Let's do bacon and cheddar
on the first one.
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On the second one, let's go
a little more intercontinental.
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Let's do mushies, feta,
oh, and is that pesto?
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Oh, yeah,
let's do that.
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- And for you?
- Cheese.
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Not so much to say
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now that all your little
buddies are gone, huh?
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I can make
new buddies.
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But you only had one,
and now it's gone.
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Harold would want me
to kill you,
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and I will
in his honor.
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God, you're a fool.
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You've had it
in for me
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ever since I came
to Blackfield.
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Blackfield
was my asylum.
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I was the most
popular murderer.
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And then you show up
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like king shit
of fuck mountain.
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Nobody steals
my spotlight.
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Oh, I'm going to be stealing
a lot more than that
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when this is all
said and done.
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It's gonna be a pleasure to
finally put you in the ground.
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Yeah, I bet you think you're
going to suck me inside of you.
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And I'm telling you right now,
it ain't happening.
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I don't want you inside of me.
I want you dead!
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Your omelet, sir.
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Ooh,
is that a salsa bar?
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Me llamo hungry.
Olé!
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Are people aware
of how much better
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sex in a bed is?
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We-- should we
tell them?
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All I know is you couldn't
hit that angle in Roadkill.
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Oh, man.
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Hey, where
are you going?
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Come back.
For all we know,
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the tournament
could start tomorrow.
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You should try
and relax.
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I just
need to be ready.
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I feel like I'm standing
at the edge of a cliff.
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Yeah, my stomach
is all twisted too.
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Look, if you're worried
we're not going to win--
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It's not that.
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I'm worried what
it'll take to win.
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We knew Calypso wasn't
going to make it easy on us.
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That's what makes
your wish--
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our wish worth it.
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But if we both make it
through this--
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John,
if we both make it,
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that means we each got
to get through Raven
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and Sweet Tooth
and Grimm.
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- I know it sounds impossible.
- That's putting it lightly.
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The odds are against us.
- Fuck the odds.
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We keep fighting until
we don't have to anymore.
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That's all we can do.
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All right?
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We keep fighting.
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Hmm, I notice you didn't
mention Mike or Stu.
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Oh, yeah.
Maybe we can win.
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We're almost
at the finish line.
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This is it.
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It's all
I got left of Dave.
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He was simple,
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but also complex,
you know?
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Anyway, may his soul rest
as he lived,
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chill as hell.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes.
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It's the only way
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You do it.
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I'm not strong enough.
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It's done now.
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I know Dave was
an eater of man.
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He probably would have
eaten my ass, too.
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When I was alone out there,
man, he--
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he had my back.
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I should have
come back for you.
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I was a coward.
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My best friend
was probably murdered,
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and I just sat there
and let it happen.
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Never again, dude.
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I'd fucking die
for you, Mike.
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I won't lose you again.
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We ain't dying today.
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We're gonna go
get that wish.
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Hell yeah we are.
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- Fuck you!
- Bring it here, man.
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- Sorry.
- It's okay.
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I love you, bro.
- I love you too.
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We need to
let May down easy.
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She assumes
she's coming with us.
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Right. That's why I'm saying
if you break it to her easy,
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she might be more chill.
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Okay. She won't,
but you'll listen to you.
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She looks up to you.
- Yes, I know.
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That's because
I'm the cool friend.
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You're more of, like,
an authority figure,
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like a dad.
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I do not give off
dad vibes.
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Says the man who grunts
when he stands up.
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Oh, my back, my back.
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Okay, all right,
Rochambeau for it. Ready?
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What the hell is that?
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It's a gun.
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Gun beats tire.
Tire beats road.
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No, that's not
how you play.
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Also, rock crushes gun.
I win!
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Damn it, I never
thought about a rock.
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Mayhem?
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Where the hell is she?
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Hey!
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Stu?
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I'm okay.
I'm fine.
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Thanks for the hand, dude.
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So, does anybody else
have a bag on their head?
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Drivers!
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Reveal yourselves!
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Welcome to
the final round!
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My friends,
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insiders
and outsiders alike,
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you have watched these
six drivers compete
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round after round,
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destroying anyone
and everyone
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who stands in their way.
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Wait!
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They've been watching us
the entire time?
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Come on, Stubert,
Let's scoot out of here-aah!
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Listen to them!
They love me!
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Yes!
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Fuckin' sheep.
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I've never seen this many
people in one place before.
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I know.
It's so many.
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And half of them
hate us.
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Oh, shit.
There's Mayhem.
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She's got good seats.
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You think she's okay?
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Hm, she seems fine.
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It's better
up there with him
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than she would be
down here with us.
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Today,
insiders and outsiders
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join each other
in celebration.
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And is there a day
more appropriate for unity
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than Christmas?
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This time of year
was always about hope.
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And my drivers
have shown you
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that if you
work hard enough
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and pull yourself up
by your hubcaps,
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you too can
achieve miracles.
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You can have your
greatest wish granted.
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I think I'm missing
something here, Stu.
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What's with
all the wish talk?
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It's the entire reason
we're here.
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First I'm hearing
of it.
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Dude, we talked
about the wish
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in the weird
well room place.
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You wanted
to keep the coin.
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I thought
he was joshing.
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Joshing?
Why would he be joshing?
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I don't know, I mean,
he seems like a josher,
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you know, sneaky,
the kind of guy
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who'd make you throw away
a perfectly good coin
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in some dirty water
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and then laugh about it
with his friends afterwards.
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I'm no asshole, Stu.
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But you are a moron.
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I wish for all
the walls to come down.
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Fuck the outsiders!
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00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,493
Get outta here!
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To win your wish,
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you simply must be
the last contestant driving.
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This day shall
henceforth be known
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as a new holiday,
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the day of Twisted Metal.
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Drivers,
on your marks.
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- How's your leg?
- Not good.
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Fuck.
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♪ I'm not alone
'cause the TV's on yeah ♪
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Hey, hey, Stu!
What are you doing?
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Sorry,
force of habit.
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Get in!
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♪ Every day ♪
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♪ And rest
clean your conscience ♪
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♪ Clear your thoughts
with Speyside ♪
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♪ With your grain ♪
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00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,274
♪ Clear your conscience ♪
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00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,317
♪ Clear your thoughts
with Speyside ♪
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Which one of you
motherfuckers is first?
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Whoo! This is feeling
right, baby!
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Aah!
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Shit!
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Dude, are you good?
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Look, I can't do it, man.
You're gonna have to drive too.
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With what?
Calypso kabobed my thigh!
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You're gonna have
to steer with me.
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I'll take the pedals.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
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Shit!
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Farewell, my son.
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Brake left!
Brake left!
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Fuck! Aah!
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Turn, same time.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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- There we go!
- There we go!
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That's it, Stu!
That's my guy, Stu!
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Later, dicks.
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All right, put on
the speed a bit!
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Whoa!
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Oh, shit,
is that John?
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Yeah. Somebody's
gotta win, right?
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- Yeah!
- Here comes Hammerhead!
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You're not my guy, Stu!
Fuck you!
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00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,087
Hey, it looks like Mike and Stu
aren't playing around.
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I might be
in trouble out here.
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John, I'd love
to save your ass,
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but I got a clown
crawling up mine.
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00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,014
Oh, looks like your friends
are already on the ropes.
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00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,392
I don't have
any friends.
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00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,185
Interesting.
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00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:16,063
And here I thought these two
were making you soft.
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00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:19,983
I've always said that
family, friends,
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they make you weak.
259
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,404
Strength...
260
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:25,198
comes from
standing on your own.
261
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,078
I see that strength
in you.
262
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,873
Can I interest you
in some elk cheese?
263
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,583
It's delightfully gamey.
264
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,902
I always liked you, Quiet.
265
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,112
Gosh,
not too long ago,
266
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,031
you were a little fishy
in my tank.
267
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:08,449
I'm glad you got out,
268
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:10,951
'cause chasing you down
is way more fun.
269
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:12,870
How is he
so goddamn fast?
270
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,166
Oh, there you are.
271
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,959
Kill you later,
Quiet.
272
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,753
You're mine!
273
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,967
John,
bring 'em to me.
274
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,595
Don't slow down.
275
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,654
- This is it!
- Sorry, John.
276
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,741
Oh, sorry, Stu.
277
00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:53,494
Oh-- turn! Turn!
278
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,870
No! Fuck!
279
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,664
Mike! Mike!
280
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:03,253
Kill 'em, yeah!
281
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,720
One car down,
282
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,847
and five to go.
283
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,563
Where are you going, Grimm?
284
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,443
Oh, what have we here?
285
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,487
Grimm's my main course,
286
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:32,283
but your nasty little ass
can be my appetizer.
287
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,120
The clown's trying
to fuck me?
288
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:38,038
Good thing
I brought protection.
289
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,209
Here comes the pain!
290
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:50,551
A shield? That's not
the spirit of the game.
291
00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:51,802
Fucking cheater!
292
00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:54,388
Kiss me,
and I'll kiss you back.
293
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,069
Let's go! Let's go!
294
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,742
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
295
00:17:14,743 --> 00:17:16,035
What is she doing?!
296
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,246
Honestly,
it's pretty badass.
297
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,832
Cheat codes?
Pathetic!
298
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,461
Who wants it next?!
299
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,213
I want carnage,
not trickery.
300
00:17:38,141 --> 00:17:38,892
Fuck!
301
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,146
Fuck a force field.
302
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,690
All I need is force!
303
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,070
There,
balance restored.
304
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,405
Are you enjoying
the show?
305
00:17:58,078 --> 00:17:59,078
Come on, John.
306
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,162
Come on, Quiet.
307
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,419
Hey, could you help me
get them off my ass, please?
308
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,295
On it!
309
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,223
All right, Raven,
now it's just you and me.
310
00:18:23,395 --> 00:18:25,145
I had you
all set up to win,
311
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,147
but you threw it all away
for the nookie!
312
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,400
Oh, shit!
313
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,986
Now I'm glad
you didn't drive for me.
314
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,029
You suck at this.
315
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,031
Hey, Raven...
316
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,741
get fucked!
317
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:31,504
Kiss my ass,
Raven!
318
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,194
May I have this dance?
319
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,152
Okay, dummy,
you go left, I go right.
320
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,363
I mean, mix it up
a little.
321
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:42,908
Raven's out!
We're almost there.
322
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,160
I'm trying to line up Grimm,
but he's squirrelly.
323
00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,249
Hey, that kill is mine!
324
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,502
Does dibs mean nothing
to you people?!
325
00:20:56,548 --> 00:20:58,842
Wait, does your Roadkill
have the red lever?
326
00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:04,097
Fuck, yeah, it does.
Line 'em up.
327
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,852
Ooh, predictable.
328
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:11,646
Ready.
329
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,690
Now!
330
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:19,069
Bye-bye!
331
00:21:28,371 --> 00:21:31,290
Oh, yeah,
that's the stuff.
332
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:38,255
Time to settle this,
Grimm,
333
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:42,176
once and for all.
334
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:03,572
Yes, Grimm!
335
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:08,077
Grimm! Grimm!
Grimm! Grimm! Grimm!
336
00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:09,912
No!
337
00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:11,413
This is my show!
338
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:18,003
It's just hands
and noses now.
339
00:22:19,214 --> 00:22:21,340
Hey! Hey!
340
00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,925
This doesn't concern you.
341
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,767
You can kill me,
but at the end of the day,
342
00:22:31,768 --> 00:22:34,436
you'll still be
a sad, pathetic clown,
343
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,938
Marcus!
344
00:22:38,608 --> 00:22:40,818
But everyone
will know my name.
345
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:44,446
Sweet Tooth!
346
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,410
Bullseye.
347
00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,370
Booyah!
348
00:22:56,751 --> 00:22:58,460
I would like to see
that on the replay.
349
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,796
Oh, wait, I can.
350
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:05,885
Oh, yes!
351
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,976
Now time for
the real fun to begin.
352
00:23:15,395 --> 00:23:17,146
We're close
to the end, folks.
353
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:18,731
But I have a feeling
some of you out there
354
00:23:18,732 --> 00:23:21,442
would love
a little twist.
355
00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,157
What's a final round
356
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:31,452
without a final boss?
357
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:59,022
Please welcome
to the game...
358
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:03,025
Minion!
359
00:24:39,604 --> 00:24:41,105
It's wonderful,
isn't it?
360
00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,690
I mean, yes,
you could have warned them,
361
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:43,941
but it's better this way.
362
00:24:43,942 --> 00:24:45,651
They'll never
hold you back again.
363
00:25:00,792 --> 00:25:02,793
What the hell
is that thing?
364
00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,629
A robot or a monster.
365
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,631
A robot monster?
366
00:25:09,801 --> 00:25:12,136
Okay, tough guy,
game on.
367
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:13,137
Here we go.
368
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,779
Ah, goddammit!
369
00:25:34,868 --> 00:25:37,370
Well, guess we're gonna do this
the old-fashioned way.
370
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,090
Shit,
this motherfucker's fast.
371
00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,057
I'd like to go
to your gym.
372
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:21,748
This is bad.
373
00:26:42,727 --> 00:26:45,062
That all you got?
374
00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,652
Ooh!
375
00:26:51,653 --> 00:26:53,696
Sad clown.
376
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:12,715
Move! Move!
377
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:21,891
Holy fuck!
378
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,145
What do you want to do about
this whole final boss situation?
379
00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:28,063
I have no idea,
but I'm starting to think
380
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,774
Calypso might not want anybody
to win this tournament.
381
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:32,651
Why go through
all this trouble?
382
00:27:32,652 --> 00:27:34,153
Question for another day.
383
00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:35,989
Right now I'm wondering how
to beat this son of a bitch.
384
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:39,409
Oh, shit!
385
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:42,871
Whoa!
386
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:00,512
Shit-face, you missed!
387
00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,112
Ooh!
388
00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:24,828
Hey, John.
Remind me,
389
00:28:24,829 --> 00:28:26,872
how is Roadkill's
turning radius?
390
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:29,833
Fucking awesome!
391
00:28:32,212 --> 00:28:33,671
Let's show this
big red motherfucker
392
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:34,922
what Roadkill
is made of.
393
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:36,508
You got it.
Locking on.
394
00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:47,267
I found a weak spot
on its back!
395
00:28:47,268 --> 00:28:49,687
Okay, I take left,
You take right.
396
00:28:49,688 --> 00:28:51,230
We'll outflank him
together.
397
00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,607
Wouldn't want it
any other way.
398
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,655
Shit.
399
00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:01,032
Game over.
400
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,709
Oh, god.
401
00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,335
Quiet!
402
00:29:21,886 --> 00:29:22,803
John!
403
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,723
Oh!
404
00:29:34,357 --> 00:29:36,400
Oh, looks like we may
have a winner.
405
00:30:07,098 --> 00:30:10,267
Double elimination!
406
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:16,983
John!
407
00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:24,782
John! John...
408
00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:27,493
John, come on,
damn it, wake up!
409
00:30:27,494 --> 00:30:29,745
Wake up, please!
410
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:30,705
John!
411
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,460
John, goddammit,
wake up!
412
00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,381
John!
413
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,648
Mike?
414
00:30:57,649 --> 00:31:00,067
Mike.
415
00:31:00,068 --> 00:31:02,653
Mike!
Wake up, dude!
416
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,530
Mike!
417
00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:09,536
I'm so sorry, man.
418
00:31:11,746 --> 00:31:13,205
You didn't deserve this.
419
00:31:13,206 --> 00:31:15,417
I love you, man.
Wake up!
420
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:21,380
I'll avenge you.
421
00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,549
I promise.
422
00:31:39,232 --> 00:31:40,566
All right,
you crazy fucks,
423
00:31:40,567 --> 00:31:42,068
it's time to feel
the wrath of...
424
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,741
Wait a minute.
425
00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:51,077
Where is everyone?
426
00:31:59,377 --> 00:32:00,211
Wow.
427
00:32:01,921 --> 00:32:04,715
Okay, uh...
428
00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:06,550
ladies and gentlemen,
429
00:32:06,551 --> 00:32:08,844
please congratulate
the victors,
430
00:32:08,845 --> 00:32:11,013
Mike and Stu!
431
00:32:12,849 --> 00:32:13,974
Oh, wait,
Mike's dead.
432
00:32:13,975 --> 00:32:16,977
Uh, just Stu!
433
00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,730
- I won?
- Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
434
00:32:19,731 --> 00:32:22,483
Stu! Stu! Stu! Stu!
435
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:24,110
Stu! Stu! Stu!
436
00:32:26,071 --> 00:32:27,196
John!
437
00:32:27,197 --> 00:32:29,114
Stu! Stu! Stu!
438
00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:48,133
I will be leaving now,
you greasy-haired little bitch.
439
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:50,678
Well, I tried.
440
00:32:50,679 --> 00:32:52,012
Go on.
Go to them.
441
00:32:54,224 --> 00:32:55,600
It's not going
to matter soon anyway.
442
00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:01,105
We did it, Mike.
443
00:33:01,106 --> 00:33:03,357
I'm the winner!
444
00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:07,195
Yeah!
I'm the winner!
445
00:33:56,369 --> 00:33:58,037
Jesus Christ.
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