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After you.

Thank you.

Just take a good lay on the bed.

So I see you're here for the post -pardon package, correct?

Yeah. Right, okay.

So you know the first one is free?

Yeah. And then of course we can negotiate the cost of the others.

Okay. Okay?

Yeah, I just had a baby and I'm a single mother and I can't really afford the

other packages.

So I'll just stick to the first one for now. Well, we can talk about that. We'll

get through the massage and then we'll negotiate.

We'll work something out. So I've got some questions first, obviously.

Health questions. Okay.

Are you on any medications at this point in time? No. Not whatsoever. Even after

pregnancy, are you on any of those things they give you after the

I'm done taking those. Okay, good, good.

Back problems?

Any issues?

Yes, I have some little back problems with my lower back.

Now, is this an ache or do you have an actual back condition?

It's the ache.

Okay, so I'm more concerned about medical conditions.

Because, I mean, aches we're going to fix.

Okay. But if you've got a medical condition, I need to know about it

could damage it further. So I just need to make sure that, you know. No, just

little back aches and then a sore up here, a C -section.

Okay, so you need some, obviously, manipulation here and here.

Any skin rash, anything going on there?

No. Okay, that's good. So that's the main thing. I want to make sure those

things are clear.

So let me just have a look here. So you say you've got a little bit of back

problems, right? Yeah. So you're sore.

All the way down to the coccyx? Oh, no, no, no.

Well, it goes a long way down.

I'm just checking because obviously there's a certain amount. The coccyx is

here. You feel that? Oh, yeah.

Well, if I go further, you see what goes under? Now, I know that's the top of

your crack of your ass, but that's where the pain can actually stem from.

Are you sure? Yeah. So if I don't know exactly where to manipulate, then I'm

going to be able to help you. So I have to get my hands in these nooks and

crannies, so to speak. Okay.

So you've got some problems here? Yes.

Okay, now obviously you've got a pelvic bone just here, you feel that? Yeah.

Now, do you have any problems with that?

I know it may seem strange, but you've had a baby, you've had all kind of

being poked up there, so you shouldn't really be worried. Are you sure?

I'm the expert here, trust me, I'm very sure.

So, just here for that pelvic bone, yeah, I know it feels strange, trust me,

a professional, you're fine.

That here, do you feel that pressure?

Oh, okay, we'll get to that in a minute. Anyway, so, and also here.

So I just go up here. You see inside of here?

We've got a lot of nerve endings in there. And that can actually affect a

around the midriff. It can give you a lot of pain, which actually can then

back down to the actual coccyx again. So you'd be surprised that all these

things are connected.

So I just have to have a find out where else.

So do you have any issues with, you say your back hurts down here. Do you have

any sort of shooting pains down here? No.

Are you sure? I don't see why my boobs are.

Again, you've got muscles here. You've got tissue here. These things are all

interconnected. The body is one big working unit.

You understand what I'm saying? So I have to know if you've got a problem

that could be affecting that. So I could manipulate that and do nothing to help

you. So again, that's why I have to be a little bit evasive and get in there and

help you out. Anyway, I'll tell you what to do.

Get yourself undressed.

I'll give you a minute. I'll come back.

And then we'll take you a little bit further and get you sorted out. Here's a

towel just to cover yourself with. Okay, thank you. And I'll be back shortly,

okay? Okay.

Excuse me.

I'm ready. Are you ready to do this? Yeah. So I didn't want to walk in on you

while you're in the middle of changing.

Cool. Okay.

How are you feeling?

I'm just really stressed.

But other than that. Oh, I totally understand. I mean, you just had a baby.

You've got a very nice body considering you've been through that kind of trauma.

Yeah, I've been so depressed. It's quite tough on the body.

Uh -huh.

I've been losing a lot of weight. Well, that's good. Losing weight's good. I

mean, that's what it's all about, isn't it?

Yes, that is true.

So, I just want to edge this up a bit. There we go. That's good.

Okay. So, any area that you feel I should really start manipulating first?

Yeah, maybe you could start from the top of my shoulders and then work your way

to my lower back right here.

Now, are you comfortable either, or would you rather put your face in this

fill -up first?

Yes, I would actually cut my face. You would? Okay.

Scooch up. There we go.

There we go. Okay, good stuff.

You good? Put your hands back. Now put them on top. It's just easier. There we

go. There we go.

There we go.

Stop rubbing this in.

You can use quite a lot of oil. These are really good essential oils. They're

going to really get into the muscles.

They're going to make you feel very relaxed.

I'll be using quite a lot of this oil to get you really, really relaxed.

Now I may creep round and kind of...

Do a little bit of the front at the same time, just because it works better this

way instead of me turning you over straight away.

I like to kind of combine the two, so you don't get too alarmed.

Relax, I'm just, trust me, this is all part of the, you know, have you actually

had massages before? Because I feel like you're very new to this. No, yes, this

is my first time. Well, if you had a regular massage from someone else, you

would see exactly what I'm doing is very similar. Everyone does the same kind of

thing. You're just not really used to it. So just go with the flow.

Okay. You're going to be very happy you did.

I can promise you that.

Does that feel good?

Yes, that feels really good.

Awesome. Remember the coccyx? Remember we talked about that? We talked about

that.

Very good for the skin.

It really relaxes the muscles.

Yeah, I can feel it working. Good.

You know what? I like to hear that. I like to hear that. I'm just going to do

this to her.

Let's just move on to the legs, because obviously you're finding that a little

bit hard to... Yeah, I just haven't been touched out in nearly, like, almost a

year. Well, that's a shame.

That's a shame. I mean, you know, you need to do something about that. You

really shouldn't... A pretty girl like you should be touched every single day,

as far as I'm concerned.

As many times a day as you can possibly be touched.

Who am I to make that, you know... Nothing to do with me. I'm just here to

you feel better.

Tweak this a little bit.

Well, I need to see what I'm doing.

If I don't, who knows what I'll be touching.

You know what I mean? So just you relax there. So I'm going to obviously work on

the very top of the other thigh. Don't be alarmed.

You know, this is all part and parcel of the healing process.

So don't... And you have panties on, so nothing to worry about there.

I know, I know, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. That was my thumb,

worry, nothing else, calm down.

Oh my, hold on.

You remember when we talked about those inner muscles, just inside here, the

inner thigh? Yeah. How they connect to these other areas? If I don't manipulate

them, I'm not going to be able to do you any good.

Okay. You know, I mean, let me just get some of this oil and really get it to

where it needs to be.

You want to make sure that, just relax. I'm trying to get it everywhere because

obviously I can't touch you everywhere. So I really want to kind of just, you

know.

That's really nice.

I like that.

That's cute.

So you understand what I'm doing here is I'm actually pushing your blood flow

down through the top of the thighs all the way down to the back of the calf.

Now, remember, when you have blood flow to the muscles, it heals the muscles.

You've got a damaged muscle, the blood gets in there and it fixes it.

It's like an oil in a car.

You know what I'm saying? So when I'm doing this here, you can feel it. See

twitchy you're getting?

That's because you're sensitive, because the blood's rushing to this area here,

the cheeks of the butt, you know, down to the genitalia area, which is where,

this is why you're getting so kind of hot and bothered. You see what I'm

Okay. This is why it's human anatomy. We have to learn everything about the body

to be able to do this job.

You know, we're like doctors for the body, basically.

You know, we are, we are the missing link, we are the ex, this is basically,

this is human, this is how we understand exactly how the body works.

You know, so I'm really kind of a doctor and a jack -of -all -trades, so to

speak.

That's just a kind of a pseudo -manipulation, just to kind of get your

flying, so to speak, excuse the pun.

See, there we go. Do you feel much better?

I mean, as much as you're on Twitter, do you not feel better?

Yeah.

Right, exactly, exactly.

This is what I'm saying. This is exactly, does the body good. So this is

want you to do right now. I want you to flip over for me. We're going to have a

little work on the front end.

That's it. Are we all good?

Cover that back up just like that. Let's have these hands. You don't have to

worry. Remember we talked about the doctor thing?

Do you cover your breasts from a doctor? No, you don't.

Relax.

Relax yourself.

All right, I'll get you to lift your head up.

I'm going to get you a little pillow.

Make you feel nice and comfy.

Is that good?

um yes i want you all nicely relaxed very important now now we're going to do

similar things look at it look at where they sit you know people have these big

fake boobs or something you've got real boobs and look at these nipples i mean

really you can dial a phone with those things they're kind of sore from the

of course oh well yeah i mean that yeah i mean yeah every day all day you know

do you never milk you know the old thing you get and you can pump it up and so

you can get it all done and out of the way

So at the end of the day, you know exactly what I'm saying makes total

don't you?

You can feel it. You can feel it right now. You know what I'm saying is right.

Actually, yeah. I was wondering, how much of the other deals is it... Well,

know what?

Let's talk more about money. Money is crude.

I think money is very crude. I think there's other ways to deal with those

things and we can deal with that now. We'll have a little chat. We'll have a

little chat.

It's very important that we get you in here regularly so that we can get your

blood flow going on a regular basis because we want to save these.

We want to save these. But you know what? Blood goes in more for men too.

You know, we need our blood flow. In fact, in some cases, it's more

Because at the end of the day, a man's not a man when he hasn't got good blood

flow going to where it counts most.

You get what I'm saying, right?

No. Okay, let me just make this clear.

We're friends now. We've dealt with this. You know, look. See, look how they

hang. See, they're perfect.

See, if you had face boobs, they would be up there like that. You wouldn't want

them up there like that, would you? I mean, they sit nicely.

I mean, look at that. I mean, you can't pay for that.

Really? I mean, look at these nipples. I mean, I love these areolas. I think

they're beautiful. And you see that? Do you see these things here? This is where

the milk really comes from. Do you see that? Yeah. And then obviously it comes

up through here.

Do you find that? I love these. They're beautiful. Anyway, back to the vlog. So

what I was trying to say is you're going to have problems affording to pay for

these because they're not cheap.

I'm not cheap.

But we can help each other out.

Because, as I said, we all need blood flow. I need blood flow.

You need blood flow.

And I think, relax, relax.

Let me finish what I'm saying. I'm sorry. I just haven't been with a guy.

That's what I'm trying to say. I'm just kind of nervous. I mean, let's face it.

You got a husband?

No. No. You got a boyfriend? Of course you haven't. So how the hell are you

going to pay for these?

I can help you.

We can help each other.

I need blood flow. You certainly need blood flow because you want to keep

from going down south and being fucking Cambodian.

Well, you know what I'm talking about. Okay, let me just make this a little bit

easier for you to understand because I'm guessing I'm not really, we're not

computing this. Look, okay, let me just explain to you.

So, you see, limited blood flow right now, limited.

But we're going to get that better. But now, I don't want to do this on my own

because it doesn't feel as good. But if we was doing this together, look, can

you see this?

And if we were doing this, now you've got to make it, you've got to move it,

that's it.

Now if we do this together, keep moving it, don't just stop, otherwise you're

not going to get any blood flow, we're not going to work, this isn't going to

work out. That's it, go on, that's it, a bit more.

I haven't done this in a while.

There are more reasons to be doing it, isn't it?

Doesn't this feel better?

Keep going, that's it, just like that.

Now remember, just as this needs blood flow, this needs blood flow, well more

importantly, this needs blood flow.

Think about the feeling, don't look at what I'm doing, think about what I'm

doing. Feel it. It feels good, I guess. Right, it feels good.

Because why? Because the blood flow is rushing down there. It's like, hello,

what's going on?

And it's enjoying it.

You see? And it tightens up those muscles, contracts, makes the pussy

You know, it went like this.

Now we're going to bring it back to that. And then the men that don't want

fuck you because you've had a kid and you've got a bucket fanny, they're going

to fucking want to fuck you because it's going to be tight again.

All because I helped you out.

You see what I'm saying? Do you see how we can really mutually help each other

out? It's a beneficial agreement.

You get what I'm saying, right?

You've got to be doing that.

Yeah, if you help me, I help you. Of course it's free of charge. I want to be

your benefactor. I want to make sure that these and this get what it

Okay. You get what I'm saying? Okay.

I mean, you like the song Sexual Healing, Marvin Gaye?

Yeah. Well, that's me. That's me. I'm the sexual healing doctor.

Seriously. That's what I'm about. I mean, yeah, I may just do massages, but

so much more.

I mean, you feel that?

Yeah. You feel that on the clip? I'm getting kind of wet down there, I think.

know you are. My fingers are drenched. Okay. Now, what you need to do is just

relax.

Just relax.

Remember, this is all about blood flow. Remember?

Remember I'm like a doctor, right? Feel that? Now, it's going to be a little bit

intense, right? It's going to be like having a baby, but differently.

See that? See that coming out?

See that?

Oh, my God. That feels so good. See that?

Oh, my God. You see?

Oh, my God. That feels really good.

Blood flow.

Beautiful. Oh, I love it. Lay back down a bit further.

So you see what I'm saying?

Everything I've done, everything I've told you works perfectly.

But now, I think you can help me with some blood flow.

Because you can see the blood flow is not really working out.

Do you know what would work?

Your mouth.

Just like a Dyson.

Yeah,

come here.

Clean up.

Put that in your mouth.

This is going to help my body or my mouth? No, it's going to help me, but

going to help you in the long run because you're going to get more

free, aren't you? Think about it.

Remember what we said, mutual agreement.

Okay. Put your mouth around it.

Sorry, I haven't done it in a while.

Well, that's the reason. See, I'm teaching you again. I'm helping you out

further. See, I'm just too good at my climb.

There we go. See that?

That's it. That's fucking it. Really give it some sucking. That's it. Go on.

Oh, that's better.

Fuck you. Yeah, that's it.

Oh, that's good. Now the blood's coming back now, see?

Oh, I feel a little light headed.

See, you're working.

Am I doing it correctly? Yes, you're doing it, but also a bit more of a hand

movement. So we want to kind of combine the hand and the mouth technique

together.

See?

God, you're pretty good at that.

See? You just got to try and do this a little bit more often. And we can do

every time you come here. We can get the massage done, work on some blood flow,

get a little bit of waterworks going.

Everyone's happy. You're going to have great breath, tight pussy.

You can't buy that kind of work.

You're a bit of a slobberer as well. That's not bad either.

Keep going.

That's it.

Now, Gemma, I'm just going to work on some blood flow back here again because

don't like you giving me all the work. I want to give you some blood flow.

Does that feel good?

Yes, I feel good. Yeah, you like that?

You like that blood flow, huh?

Yeah?

That felt really good, didn't it?

Blood flow. The key to everything. The key to everything, trust me.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

you've got a very nice white pussy, haven't you?

Can you see those thick little eyes while you're doing it?

That's it. It helps with blood flow too, you know? You've got that connection.

Oh, yeah.

We've got another mutual thing we should be doing right now Spin around and get

those panties off We're going to do the best blood flow technique of all time

And what is that?

When you basically bump ugly, as they used to call it, long time ago, long

before we were blind, sit right there.

Got to get the angle right, otherwise we're not going to get that blood flow

right. So this is what we're doing here. See that?

Oh, you feel that?

Now also what I'm going to do is, I'm going to manipulate the blood flow to

clip.

See that?

Does that feel good?

Yes, that does.

Yeah? You like it?

Oh, yeah, that feels good. Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, you like that?

Rub those tips up. If I can't reach them, you can squeeze them too. Uh -huh.

that. Come on, squeeze those.

Squeeze that blood flow. That's it. Do what I was doing to you.

Uh -huh. That's it. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. Keep doing that. That feels good. I like that.

Yeah, I like that.

Okay,

we can do this every time you come

Oh, yeah. Oh, God, yeah. It feels good for me, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it. Squeeze that. Yeah, it feels good. I like that. That looks so good.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's it, baby.

Oh, yeah, like that.

Do that wibble thing.

Oh, I love that. Do that wibble thing I taught you.

Yeah, that's it. Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

The blood flow is really going low. Oh my god.

Yes, the blood flow is really going low. Oh shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Wow.

I just burst the blood flow. It just hit me.

Damn.

That was good.

How do you really feel? Let's talk about that right now.

I feel really good and relieved.

Have you ever felt that good from any kind of massage ever in your life

No. I feel really, really good.

Exactly. See, I told you.

I know what I'm talking about.

How about my lower back?

Are we going to do that? We'll do that next time.

It takes a while. You can't jump if you're missing the lower back. You have

wait. You have to warm the muscles up over a course of a week, possibly a

Then we can get in and start planning. It's like brain surgery. You don't just

go digging in.

You've got to wait.

Okay. Slowly.

Time. It takes time. It all takes time. All good things take time.

No roughing things. Anyway, call that roughing.

Clean up. I've got another client. Quick, quick.

Pop, pop. The bathroom's that way. Oh my god. That's it. There you go.

And see the woman when you go out and book the other appointment and we'll get

this up for next month or next week, alright?

Okay. Quickly.

Good, good.