All language subtitles for TS&FM JustBetweenYouAndMe 2016 Sc4I ReallyNeedA Job=Siri&D.Pierce

Hey, listen, I got this chick coming in,
but I got to go run and do some stuff.

Why don't you guys, either one of you,
put her through the bases.

She's applying for a job here.

I got to go down to the DMV and look at
our client list for next week, see if

there's anything we can use.

All right, well, I guess I'll be taking
this one for the team. There you go. Do

it. That's the spirit.

That's why I hired you.

It's all about the team.

It's all about the team.

Do we have any of those half -price
flyers? Oh, yeah. I got those coupons

you. Yeah, I'm going to drop them off at
the sorority houses.

Smart. There you go.

All right, man. That's all you.

I have a plan on it.

We have all the essentials.

Towels we give to our clients.

Neck pad.

Your belt with your oil dispenser.

Table.

Make sure everything's fresh.

Well, let's come on over here and we'll
talk for a few minutes.

So Stephen mentioned that he's really
interested in hiring you.

So I figured better than...

sit and talk about everything that we
would do. It's just probably easier to

kind of take you through the motions.

You know what I mean? Okay.

You know, just kind of get a free
massage out of it. That's pretty cool.

That's cool. I figured that would be the
best way to get you familiar with

everything that we do.

Okay. So, that's a nice top, by the way.
Thank you.

So, I'm going to go ahead and hand you
this towel here.

And I'm going to step outside.

You're going to get comfortable.

Count to whatever you want to be in. And
then lay down, face flat, and let me

know. Okay. Thank you.

I'm ready.

Wasn't that comfortable?

Was that comfortable?

Yeah. Nice and warm.

Good.

Just fix your towel.

Good.

It allows me easier access, kind of how
we do things here. A lot of our

customers actually like that.

You're okay, right?

Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Okay, great.

Is that good?

Yeah, that's good.

Okay, good. Oh, wow, I'm sorry.

Yeah. Yeah, I've been looking for a job.

Well, yeah, you know, I was talking to
Steven about it, and he mentioned that,

you know, like I said, he thinks you'd
be a good fit here.

That's cool. I mean, he's really
interested.

I don't know what you did or said, but
you're definitely on his radar, and

that's not common.

That's messy here. If I'm not mistaken,
I think you'd probably be the first

female masseuse we have.

Really? Yeah, I think so. Pretty sure.

That's really cool. Yeah.

Yeah, he's not one to hire new people,
you know.

I'll be quite honest, we make a pretty
good amount of money here.

I guess I'm just special.

We'll find out, won't we?

I guess.

So far so good?

Yeah. Okay, good. It looks really nice.

Yeah, good.

Glad you're

enjoying

it, huh?

So, what made you get into massage
therapy?

I don't know. I guess I'm good at it.
And I just like to make people feel

Yeah, I know. I know the feeling.

Making people feel good.

Kind of what it's all about, right?

Yep.

This is kind of how we, you know, get
them to relax a little bit, stuff like

that.

You know, we have a lot of repeat.

You're going a little farther up there
than what I was taught to do in school.

Oh, yeah, you know, it's a kind of force
of habit.

A lot of female athletes we work with
from the local college, you know, and a

lot of times in their glutes they get
really tight, like right up in here and

stuff. All the squats.

Yeah, so I've got to, you know, kind of
get in there.

Unconventional, but okay.

You know, it seems to work. It seems to
work.

You got a little hair in your face
there.

Let me get that for you. Cool.

Nice skin, too.

Uh, just good genetics.

I guess.

I can see. A lot of good genetics going
on there.

Problem?

Do you want to...

Correct me on a few more things, maybe,
you know?

You're just a little more aggressive
with that than... Well, you know, I

realize that, you know, you just took
your boards and everything and got all

that fresh on your mind there, but, you
know, you're looking for a job, right?

Yeah, no, I... You've been making money
at doing massage therapy yet?

Because I have. Yeah, and so far I've
just spent money on... Oh, yeah, see,

on the other end of the spectrum.

I get to make a lot of money from doing
this.

So, you know.

You know, most of my experience is from,
like, hands -on, you know?

Sure. Yeah.

Anybody

seem

pretty relaxed?

I guess I must be doing something right,
huh?

Sorry, that last part got in the way for
a minute.

Oh, that... Feels good?

Yeah, I know. That's a good spot right
there.

Kind of a little too intimate?

Intimate? Whoa, don't get the wrong
idea, okay? I'm just showing you the

here.

Not offering you anything. Gosh.

First time I'm meeting you. Slow down.

Okay, sorry.

Yeah.

Gotta be careful with that. It's really
suggestive of you.

And that'd be a big no -no around here.

Yeah, I didn't mean to offend you or
anything.

I really do need the job, so.

Right. Yeah, well, you know, like I
said, it's a good thing Steven likes

Why don't we go ahead and have you turn
over?

Like just flip over?

Kind of like a pancake, yeah.

There we go good job you did it

Like

over the top Yeah, some places do that.
I'm sure you learn that in school

cover -up and everything like that, but
we do really thorough chest and pectoral

massage I mean, that's what we make
money on over here, you know, I mean

girl

Pectoral massage?

I've never even heard of that. Look,
look, look. You think I'm getting this

of some sort of, like, candy machine or
something like that? No, I'll be loose.

These are just tips.

Let's focus, okay? This is what you
want, right? That's how much money you

This is today.

You think I carry it around with me
everywhere I go? I just haven't had a

to do the drop -off. Gosh.

But, I mean, hey, you know, you want one
of those menial labor massage therapy

jobs? No, no, I don't. I don't. All
right with me. What the hell do I know?

I'm only making money.

Are you all right?

I know it's probably more cash than
you've seen in a while. It gets a lot of

people uptight.

Since your comfort is certainly my
concern.

Go ahead and pick up your head.

All right, now go ahead and move your
hands.

That's how we do things around here. And
if you're not comfortable letting go

and relaxing and allowing me to do my
job, then how am I going to expect you

help some of our clients?

You know? Do you think I want you all
giddy like that?

Unsure? Uneasy? I've just never had
someone do that. That's weird.

That's the first time for everything.

But like I said, you know, maybe someone
was wrong. You're serious? Like, you do

this to other clients?

I mean, you know, maybe I wouldn't take
part of the team, you know?

What are you going to do when it comes
to Mammogram Mondays, huh?

It's not a joke. I take this very
seriously, okay?

I'm glad you think it's fucking funny,
all right? But I'm being really candid

with you.

I'm glad you finally relaxed.

It's so uncomfortable.

Which part?

I haven't even touched you.

I'm just still here, okay? You just
relax and enjoy. I'm showing you the

okay?

How did I get stuck with this job?

Jeez.

Try to show somebody, help them out.

That's a lot of oil.

It's a lot of breath.

I'm being liberal because I don't want
you chafing. You ever seen chafed tits?

Terrible.

I don't even know what you're talking
about. Okay, okay.

Just trying to show you the pitfalls.

Trying to help you out, you know.
Normally I would charge for this kind of

stuff.

That doesn't even feel like a massage
anymore.

Okay, I got a little distracted, but I'm
moving on, okay?

What?

I mean, I don't do bench presses all
day. I don't have that much tension. I

think you're over -focusing.

Am I over -focusing? Really?

I'm over -focusing? You're so oily now.

Yeah, well, look.

I realize this is unconventional for
you, okay?

So since you're so high on all your book
learning and everything instead of

practical applications, go ahead. Just
show me your grip strength on my thigh.

How would you massage a big man's thigh
like that?

Go ahead. I'm way over here. You can
relax.

That's it.

No, I'm just... You're making me
nervous, okay? I'm just sitting here.

I'm not moving.

You want me to just show you my...
Massage my leg.

Okay, okay, okay. This is like massage
therapy.

What's the problem?

The fabric, is that what it is? You're
not used to that? It's kind of... It's

the way.

No, I just... This whole thing is...
Kind of like what I talked to you with

towel. That's okay. Here, look. I will
take care of you once again, okay?

Once again, I will take care of you
because I'm trying to help you, the

Oh, my God. You took all of your pants
off.

Is that a problem? What, you've never
seen a penis before?

No, of course I've seen a penis. I
just... Look, bare leg, bare hand. See

that works? It's great.

Show me what you got.

Okay.

It's a little better.

Well, you have really muscular thighs.
Like, it takes me a little while to get

my hands warmed up. Well, feel free to
use two. I'm not stopping you. You have

to let go of your...

Pectoral muscles, though.

See, now that tension is kind of coming
up into this area here.

I have pretty strong hands, I can admit
it.

You know, maybe.

You want to sit up? Would that help you?
This is an awkward position, although I

don't have leverage.

There you go.

I'm just going to pretend that I don't
see that. That's so weird.

What's weird? A man's thigh?

You're masturbating.

More playing than masturbating if you
really want to be technical, okay?

You're fresh out of school. You should
know that. Listen, that being said, like

a guy's never going to touch himself
when he sees those things right there.

not going to be giving people massages
topless.

No, of course not because you're better
than that. Go ahead. Keep rubbing my

thigh. You're off to a great start.

Maybe you're good in school on your
testing and everything like that, but I

I don't know that you're gonna be a good
fit here Just let me finish because I

promise once I get warmed up. It's okay.

I'm sorry that I'm freaking out I'm
already warmed up, and you haven't done

anything yet, so listen I'll just even
know that you know please don't know I

really need a job.

It's okay. There's not everybody's cut
out for this I mean if you can't take

that no that forefront leader attitude
about certain things that arise around

you, I understand. I can be a leader,
okay? Then I think you should probably

a leader and take care of what's there.
I'm just saying.

That's okay. I'll go ahead. No, okay.
No, no.

Okay.

I really need a job.

Well, don't let me stop you from working
for it.

It's not going to touch itself.

What was your name again?

Siri. We're going to be calling you
mediocre from now on because that's

what that is.

But you've got to work it like you have
somewhere to be.

You're getting a little bit on the right
road.

It's probably easier if you had more
leverage, like if you were kneeling down

something. I understand that.

And you know what? I'm feeling a little
awkward because my pants are off and you

still have these on. No!

Oh,

no. Okay, so once again, we're not going
to be a team player. Can I just leave

them on for like a minute?

You can actually put all of your clothes
on and I'll go ahead and let Steven

know. I've got four or five other people
to look at today.

It's fine. It's okay. Okay, okay.

So you want to take them off. That's
what you're saying. You want to take

off for me, not, you know, just for no
reason at all.

You want that, right?

Good answer. Why don't you stand up
right there.

Go ahead and drop those.

That was easy, right?

Yeah. Get you to your better leverage
point.

That's awesome. Look at that. You can
actually follow directions now.

Amazing.

Go ahead. Don't let me stop you from
auditioning for your job.

That other hand just looks like it's
doing nothing, huh?

Go ahead and use both. There you go.

Power of suggestion.

You're not just going to use one hand
when you're massaging somebody, right?

Of course not.

Yeah, and that's ridiculous.

Yeah, I need some lubrication. I'm
starting to feel some friction there.

Not real comfortable with your hands,
huh?

This isn't normally what I do.

You should probably get some oil or
something.

What? I don't even know where it is. You
know what? Spit works.

In this instance, spit will work. I'm
just letting you know.

Like that?

You gotta get closer to it. Get more
spit on it.

get closer to like there there you go
see how easy that was was

there a problem no everything's fine oh
good great answer okay

there you

go

You're a lot better opening your mouth
than you are massages.

Your massages? I know.

I know. That's why we had to switch to
this.

Good thing I'm here to help you, though.

Why don't you go ahead and bring

those tits up here since you're having
issues.

Woohoo!

Messy. Yeah, you are a little dirty now.

That's alright though.

Got it up my nose.

Don't breathe in next time.

That was interesting.

Not absolutely terrible. Oh, by the way.

Take a look right over there.

Some people call this an audition.

We like to call it a little flashback
memory.

Hey, feel free to go ahead and get
dressed, take your time. You got at

minutes before the next client comes in.