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Can we please pick up the pace?

Hey, you shouldn't have come with me on Errand Day if you

didn't have the time.

You said you needed a ride, and you only had one thing to do.

Yeah, run errands.

Plus, you got something, too.

ONE thing. At ONE place.

I had to pick it up for Elise's birthday.

Nice, huh?

The box is okay, I guess.

It's an heirloom.

It was the only thing of value my great-great grandmother

brought with her to this country.

I got it engraved, see?

Who's Elsie?

What?! Oh no...

What's going on here?

Ta-DAAA!

Oh, Magic. Never mind, we're going.

Cool, magic!

Seriously?

How old are you?

Magicians have powers that normal humans

can't understand, Dan.

No, they have gimmicky decks of cards and

thinly-veiled distractions.

"You will feel a punch. Watch this hand..."

Ow... How'd you do that?

For my next illusion, I'll need a volunteer.

How about you?

Behold, a necklace!

Transportatum necklaronicum!

It's gone!

OK.

Now let's make it re-appear

so we can all get on with our lives.

I'm sorry, but that would be impossible.

I banished it to the fourth dimension of the Universe.

What!? Oh no.

Oh yes. Your necklace is now in another realm.

A small price to pay for... ...magic!

Hey buddy, you might fool children and Chris here,

but we both know that magic is a scam.

Now give my friend his necklace back.

Abra Cadabra!

Wait, those look like...

Abra Cadabra!

Hey! I know you're in there!

It's no use, Dan. You can't fight a magician.

For the last time, magic is not real!

So, this isn't your underwear?

Grr!

MAGICIAN!!!

That magician made the necklace just...

"Poof."

It's your fault.

You let that crook run free.

So did you!

And now I'll stop at nothing to get even.

Hence, my plan.

Walking around until you run into that

magician is not a plan.

It is if I have a bat with me.

That's not so much a plan as it is aggravated assault.

I guess we can mangle his reputation instead.

How do we do that?

Come on. I have an idea.

Hey!

Yeah, Mom.

I'm opening it right now.

Aww... No. I love it! It's...

What kind of snacks do you have?

Ow!

I mean, Happy Birthday, Elise!

Hey, Mom, I gotta go.

Where have you been?

I was... uh.. just preparing for your birthday.

With Dan?

For your information, we got you an amazing birthday gift.

And it sounds like it's here.

Tada!

AHHHH!!!

Magician!!!

No! No! No!

What is a magician doing here?

Making your birthday special.

What's is your problem?

Get him out of here!

I hate magicians!

You do? Why?

Talk about ungrateful.

Alright, you're up.

OK. Just point me to the children.

Children?

Isn't this a kid's birthday party?

I brought Sprinkles.

Oh yeah, I said that children thing so you

wouldn't be suspicious.

Suspicious about what?

All I need you to do is show me how

you con artists make necklaces disappear.

I can't do that.

Why not?

We paid you for an hour.

Look, I can't break the magician's code.

The rules of the Magic Manor clearly state

I can't reveal magic secrets to any non-magicians.

So the Magic Manor is where magicians

keep all their secrets...

Yes. I mean, no.

Ah! I've said too much.

I always do that. It's nothing...

Or maybe one of you wants to pick a card?

Ah!!!!

No. That won't be necessary.

Oh, why do I get so nervous?

Leave us.

O-Okay.

Come on, let's follow him.

Hey Elise, we're going out. I'll be back soon!

Is the magician gone?

Chris?

Chris, he's gone, right?...

Chris?

Talk about gaudy.

Yeesh.

This is perfect!

We penetrate their sanctum sanctorum and expose magic

for the fraud that it is.

Two please.

Two what?

Tickets? Passes? Whatever.

You have to say the magic words.

Are you kidding me?

Clearly you are not magicians.

Please get off our property.

Listen, meathead, we need to see The Amazing Peter.

It's important.

I promised I'd return his baseball bat.

Look buddy, either disappear or I will make you disappear.

Fine. Come on, Chris.

We'll just have to--ATTACK!

Run!

Come on.

It's not that far to the roof.

I don't know.

This doesn't seem safe.

Nothing worth doing is safe.

Was marrying Elise safe?

Yes.

Well, there you have it.

Hey!

What do you think you're doing?

Wow! That guy's really--

Ahh!

Next time...

Still think magic's not real?

Hello, Peter.

Ah! You!

What are you doing in my room?

Or should I say,

"The Amazing Peter?"

How did you find me?

You're asking the wrong question.

The right question is

How do I get my rabbit back?"

Sprinkles!

You monster!

What did you do to my best friend?

He's safe. Chris.

the newspaper is from today.

Sprinkles is alive and well.

But that can change easily.

What do you want?

Tell us how every single magic trick is done.

I can't! I'm just a junior magician.

Useless.

Come on, Chris.

Guess we'll just have to see how long Sprinkles

can hold her breath.

Wait! Maybe I can get you into the Magic Manor.

I guess that's worth the life of one rabbit.

Oh, thank you.

I'm going to put you on the list as my

guests for the next show.

We can't go back as ourselves.

There's been too much... ugliness.

Well, then what?

I want you to help us pass as magicians.

Now open your closet. We need outfits.

Will you please hurry up?

Ng'aw, you just like to be included,

don't you Mr. Mumbles?

Ahh!!!

Hi, honey.

Chris! What are you doing dressed as a magician?

I'll tell you...

if you tell me why you're so scared of magicians.

Uh... there's nothing to talk about.

Well, Dan and I really have to go to the Magic Manor.

And... done.

Cuter than any rabbit I've ever seen.

Hello fellow magician. I am "Dan the Great,"

and this is my assistant, "The Enchanted Chris."

How are you this evening?

Magic words.

My, your blue eyes are striking in the moonlight.

Right this way.

Come on!

Ow!

Top hats...

Ow!

Wands...

Doves...

Enjoy, Mr. Mumbles.

You've earned it. Have fun.

This is ridiculous.

Where's the room with all the secrets?

Every castle has a room where they keep the secrets!

OK...it's not gonna be that bad.

You can do this, Elise.

Hi! My name is Eliza.

I'm here about the lovely assistant job.

Are you coming?

Could you please try not to get kil--AHH!

What the...

They seem to be letters... English in origin...

Watch your step!

Seriously?

Wow. How'd you do that?

Just spell out "Magic" with your feet.

Man, these guys are nerds.

M...A...J--ah!

Hello?

A-hah!

Here's your so-called fourth dimension.

I told you this hocus pocus was mumbo jumbo.

You!

Stop polishing watches.

I need you to go to Pasadena and work a Jewelry Convention.

Should be a gold mine, if you know what I mean.

Yes, sir.

I'm impressed.

There's some serious crime happening here.

No, no. Come on! Where is it?

Wait! I think I've found it.

Wait!

Got it!

Smooth as always, genius.

Uh oh.

Alright, magician.

Game's over.

We know the truth.

It's Magnifico the Magnificent,

and for your information, I found all these watches,

and I bought all this jewelry.

I don't care about that.

Steal away.

I just want you to admit that you don't have

any magical powers.

Oh, I have powers.

Observe!

Psh. That didn't even look real.

...felt real.

Sleep.

I'll take that!

Dan? Dan? Dan!

Huh? Where am I?

Magnifico did magic on you.

He did not!

He did.

He stopped you dead in your tracks.

It was magic. Real magic.

Stop struggling.

You're only making it worse.

This should cool you off.

Elise? Elise?

Hi, guys.

What are you doing here?

Well, as long as we're all chained up,

I might as well tell you the whole story.

It all started on my eighth birthday...

Good afternoon, boys and girls.

I am Magnifico the Magnificent,

and I need a volunteer to help me do some magic.

Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

Everyone give a big hand for Elise!

Alright. Just sit down.

Alright. On three. ...3...

Ahhh! Help me!! Please! Stop!!

Tada!

Ever since then,

I haven't even been able to be in the same room as a Magician.

Wow. That's awful.

I mean,

it doesn't explain what you're doing here right now...

which was my original question.

But, still, awful.

Well, after what happened to me,.

I certainly couldn't let someone I love get hurt by magic.

So I followed you here.

I snuck in successfully, but when a magician asked if he

could saw me in half, I sort of lost it.

What?

He'll live.

Ahhhh. Much better.

Wait, how did you get free?

Well, I got really bored during Elise's story.

Then I remembered my left thumb is double-jointed.

Eww...

How did you get your other hand free?

Pulled really hard.

Well help us!

Do you believe in Magic?

Uh-Oh!

Oh you bet I do!

There's no time.

I'll have to come back for you guys.

Don't move.

What are you doing?!

I stepped in something.

Hey, where's the third guy?

Uh... bathroom?

Alright.

Just pick a card. Any card.

Ahem.

You again.

Go to your room, Bobby.

Look, I helped you already.

Just leave us alone.

It's not that simple.

Magnifico is more stalwart than I thought.

The only way to stop him is if we work together to figure out

how he does his so-called "magic."

I don't know.

Magnifico said everyone we steal from deserves it.

He was pretty convincing, too.

Fine. Don't do it for yourself.

Don't even do it for me.

But do it for your little brother.

And maybe a little bit for me.

And for yourself, too, actually.

You know, when you think about it, it's mostly for you.

Do it for yourself!

Okay.

I just have to tell my parents where I'm going.

Magic words.

My, your blue eyes are striking in the moonlight.

I need to check your box.

Of course.

Spin the panel.

Alright. Go ahead.

Go to the dungeon.

You'll find my friends there.

Save them.

Then go to the dove room and get Mr. Mumbles.

She's a cat.

What about you?

I need to prepare...

It's time to make some magic.

When we get out of here, I promise you the most

decadently relaxing birthday ever.

We'll have monkeys as waiters, I'll---

Shh. Someone's coming.

Ahh!!!

Magician!!!

No! Get away!

It's Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Where's Dan?

Behold, the power of magic!

And witness the chest of wonders!

You sir, are baloney.

You're no more magical than my big toe.

Can your big toe do this?

What the--

Aw, I wish I had a wand like that.

No.

Stop being amazed.

This isn't magic.

It's just a metal rod hooked up to a car battery.

Who taught you my magic tricks?!

No one. I figured them out with plain old common sense.

I'll admit, levitating was the hardest one.

Turns out it's nothing more than fishing line and pulleys.

Aha! Sleep.

Looks like his next trick's going to be

regaining conciousness.

Chloroform vapor.

Magnifico!

Nooo!

Wow.

Mr. Mumbles did not want to leave that dove room.

Stay right here!

Time to show you a trick or two.

Happy Birthday!

Seriously?

You don't understand!

The magician stole it--

and my great-great grandmother and then Dan-

We'll talk later.

Well folks,

we've all been through something very special tonight.

I think it's clear now that magic is a bunch of hogwash.

Hey! Dan!

Abra ca--

Huh.

I've never seen Mr. Mumbles attack anyone like that before.

See? Everything has an explanation.

Hey, Dan, I was thinking.

You totally proved magic wrong.

Right.

And you completely embarrassed Magnifico by explaining away

every trick perfectly with logic.

Where are you going with this?

I just don't get how Magnifico was able to get your underwear.

Hmm. I have no idea.

So maybe it was real magic...

Ow.

Who's Elsie?