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Ah... another great turkey
sandwich from the
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"Sub Marine."
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Italian roll, spicy mustard,
mayo, no cheese, no
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meddling vegetables.
You know, you might
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be the perfect food.
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I like you, Dan.
You're always right.
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Thanks, talking sandwich.
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Ugh... I gotta stop eating
candy for dinner.
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Shut up! We're almost there.
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What the--
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What's going on here?
What happened to my
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sandwich shop?
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Bonjour Monsieur,
welcome to CafÈ-Pure,
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a fancy restaurant specializing
in French cuisine.
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We have replaced the,
What you call it,
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sandwich soldier?
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The "Sub Marine!" They had the
world's best turkey sandwich.
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How's your turkey sandwich?
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Monsieur, we do not serve le
turkey sandwich at CafÈ-Pure.
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What? No turkey sandwich?
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I thought you said this was
a restaurant!
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What do you have?
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Voila!
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This is in French!
I can't read French!
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What's the problem here?
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The Monsieur wishes
a turkey sandwich.
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Wah! You disgust me.
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My entire menu is a personal
vision of culinary genius.
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Well why don't you personally
visualize me a turkey sandwich?
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Ahh! Oof!
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FANNNCCCYYY RESTAURRRRANNNNT!!!
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And one and two and
three and four.
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Oh yeah, feel the
burn!
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I'll get it!
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The "Sub Marine" has been
exterminated and some Cafe
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crapp has moved in.
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I need your help
getting revenge.
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Come on!
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Hold on. Do you mean
Cafe Pure'?
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That new fancy restaurant?
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You knew about this? And
you didn't inform me?
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That, sir, is obstruction of
justice.
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There have been ads
everywhere for the
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last two months for Cafe Pureí.
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Did you just say Cafe Pureí?
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The new place by Jacques
Pureí, the world famous chef?
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Yes.
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Oh. Hey Chris, do you mind
getting me another towel?
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Uh, sure. I'll be right back.
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Dan, is Chris taking
me to Cafe Puree?
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Um...
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I knew it! It's our
anniversary tonight!
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I completely forgot.
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Um...
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Do not tell
Chris I forgot!
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He's very sensitive.
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Um...
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You hear me monkey?!
Do not tell him!
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Elise, you're hurting me.
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Here's your towel, gorgeous.
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Thanks! Guess I'd better
go get ready for tonight.
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What does she mean "get
ready for tonight?"
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Oh no! I forgot our
anniversary!
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What am I gonna do?!
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Why not take her to Cafe
Puree? I hear it's fancy.
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But that's the most exclusive
restaurant in town! It takes
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months to get a reservation!
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You have to help me!
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Chris, you're hurting me.
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I always help you with
everything!
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Get me a reservation
at Cafe Pureí.
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I don't care how, just do it.
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This is going to be the best
anniversary ever.
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Um... why is Dan coming?
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Why is having a third
wheel a bad thing?
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Third wheels provide stability.
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That's just physics.
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Can't have too much
physics.
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Sup.
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I'll check on our reservation.
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Why don't you guys have
a drink at the bar?
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What's wrong with Dan tonight?
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What do you mean?
He's being nice.
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Yeah.
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Excuse moi. Monsieur!
You cannot be in this lobby
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without proper attire!
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Hmph!
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Good evening. Welcome
to Cafe Pure'.
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Do you have a reservation
tonight, Mr...?
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Dufrane. Yes, of course.
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Very good, Mr. Dufrane.
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Very good indeed.
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Park it.
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Oh, that. Car's, uh, haunted.
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Right this way, Mr. Dufrane.
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Dufrane?
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Pseudonym.
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So I don't get mobbed by my
public.
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And where'd you
get that blazer?
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Where'd you get that
dress?
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What's with all the questions?
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Um... I'll be back. I need
to... use the bathroom.
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To tinkle.
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Excuse me,
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I spilled something on my rag.
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Can you tell me if it's
chloroform?
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You! Smaller portions!
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You! Bigger plates!
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You!
I don't like you.
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What's this?
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Le soup du jour.
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It needs ice cream, don't
you think?
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But, Monsieur--
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I studied soup du jours
for five years in Paris.
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Did you?
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Um, no.
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Ice cream!
Lots of it! Now!
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Chef Pureí! Chef Pureí!
Nearly every patron is
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demanding the chef!
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Ahh, my favorite part.
Time to meet my adoring
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public.
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It's him! Chef Pureí!
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This ice cream noodle
soup is inspired.
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Those idiots will eat
anything if it's served on a
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fancy plate!
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Hey, where are you taking
our fluffy friend?
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Skinning station.
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Haven't you seen
tonight's specials?
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First they take my
turkey sandwich, now
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they're cooking pets?
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This ends now.
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Check it out!
They give you two forks.
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Finally, a place that'll
let you eat two-fisted.
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I have to say, Chris,
this is a great
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anniversary surprise.
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It is a great surprise--
But not to me.
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Not a surprise to me--no.
I could never forget our
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anniversary.
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Me neither. It's etched in
my brain.
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Mademoiselle, ice water?
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Yes, please.
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Thanks.
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Not quite finished.
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A restaurant lives and
dies by its specials.
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And tonight, this one dies.
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Go forth, adorable
creatures!
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Oops.
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Well, at least the lobsters
will have full, happy lives.
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Go forth, noble bugs of the
sea!
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You guys are all
my friends now!
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Except you. You're dinner.
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Treason. My biggest pet peeve.
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Honey, I'm home!
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Sandwich?
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Sandwich? What's going on?
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Things haven't been
right between us for a
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long time.
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But--can't we
talk about this?
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It's over.
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I've been having cole slaw on
the side.
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Wha--where am I?
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You've been in a coma for
twelve years.
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Twelve years?!
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Don't listen to him.
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He's been down here too
long.
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Chef Pure' threw you down
here ten minutes ago.
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What is this place?
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This is the dungeon.
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Where we do the
dirty work.
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This is where you go when
you make a mistake.
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Yes, we were all
sous chefs once.
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I over-salted the vichyssoise.
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I overcooked a cream brule.
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It only takes one
mistake to end up here.
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So why don't you just quit?
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That's how I deal
with adversity.
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No no. It's an honor to
work for Chef Puree.
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Are you kidding me?
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The guy's a jerk!
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You're just trapped in
a prison of the mind.
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Also a real prison. See
this giant vault door?
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Wait... I'm stuck here
forever?
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No! Just until you die.
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Ah, Perfect.
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Are we ready to order?
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Can I get a refill
on my water first?
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For a long time, I
didn't believe in love.
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I didn't believe in anything.
But my first bite of that
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turkey sandwich, I knew I had
tasted something special.
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Ah, I once had a sandwich like
that.
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But the "Sub Marine" was
the greatest sandwich
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shop in the world!
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And, the employees were happy.
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Probably because there
were no dungeons.
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No dungeons?
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But who shreds their lettuce?
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They all do.
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Everyone works together.
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Dan is a genius!
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How long does it take
to make a meal?
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Isn't that their
thing?
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Yeah, and how long does
it take Dan to tinkle?
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Le Foie Gras?
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Oh, we're sharing.
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That's it?
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That's what you get for
two hundred dollars?
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Ohhh, I imagined two
hundred dollars worth
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of food would come out
on some sort of giant
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novelty plate.
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You're positive there's
no way through the vault?
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Oui.
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The vault door is always
guarded by two sous chefs
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with a taste for blood.
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What about the dumbwaiter?
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Which one?
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They're all dumb.
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If you want to be
ambushed by forty chefs,
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go for it.
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Many men have tried
le dumbwaiter escape,
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only to become tomorrow's
special instead.
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Another reason Cafe
Puree must go!
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Some American pig just
ordered an entire fudge
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cheesecake for dessert.
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That sounds like Chris!
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With 'Happy Anniversary'
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written in ranch dressing.
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That's definitely Chris!
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There's got to be a way for a
person to get out of here.
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There is a way.
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Do you just wait
in the shadows?
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Elders told of a chosen
one. A tiny, angry prophet
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who could fit through the
vent that connects us to
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the men's room.
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That gives me an idea.
And explains the smell
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down here.
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It's about time.
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I know.
An hour for dessert?
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Who do they think they
are?
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Uh, honey? Look.
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"Happy Anniversary
Chris and Elise.
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Chris, meet me in
the men's ro."
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What's the men's ro?
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I assume "men's room."
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This is weird.
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Your other cheesecake, sir.
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Psst. Chris. I'm stuck!
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What is going on?
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My revenge is being stalled
by this narrow vent.
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Free me! Ugh!
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Watch the grip!
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You act like it's the
first time you pulled
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a man out of a vent.
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Let's go home.
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You can help me think of
how I can make this up
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to my lovely wife.
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Nonsense! We're taking
down Cafe Pure'
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if it's the last thing
we do.
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Take down Cafe Pure'?
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I think not!
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Stop him!
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Get up you clumsy oaf! We've
got to catch that guy.
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I don't know about
you guys, but I am
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sick and tired of this place
and its pretentious attitude.
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Me too.
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00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:49,045
Tonight, "revenge" is
on the menu.
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And it's served "a la Dan."
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So, should we call the
health department?
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Write a bad review online?
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Come on. you are
thinking too small.
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This is bigger than us.
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It may surprise you, but
I've grown attached to
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a race of sub-humans
imprisoned below
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the restaurant.
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00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,329
You're right.
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00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,418
There were like four things in
that sentence that
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00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,029
surprised me.
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00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,379
Wait, sub-humans?
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00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,076
To be fair, they're actually
full human.
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00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,904
They just smell
awful.
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00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,472
I knew this place was
pretentious, but a dungeon?
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00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:27,910
I know! I'm trying to start
a revolution. I want the
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oppressed classes to rise up.
Blood in the streets, flames
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00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:37,267
in the sky, the whole nine
yards! And then, rising from
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the ashes, a Phoenix in the
form of a "Sub Marine."
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00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,665
That's actually doable.
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00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,275
When certain unnamed
government agencies
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00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,843
want to instigate regime
change, they mobilize the
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00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,019
lower class, then they trick
the middle class into siding
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00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,238
with the lower class.
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00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,894
It's easy. I did it
last Tues-- I mean,
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00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,025
read it in the paper.
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00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:58,941
Hmm... I do like meddling.
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00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:01,204
I'll go back to the dungeon
and ready the troops.
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You take care of the rest.
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00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,641
Check.
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00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,381
Wait a second.
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00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,427
What am I going to do?
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00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:09,952
You can... go pay the bill.
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00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,736
No, I want to help. Come on.
300
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,695
I could wear the Bathroom
Attendant's uniform.
301
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,479
What good would that do?
302
00:15:15,523 --> 00:15:19,048
Well I--I...I'm not sure.
303
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,798
This thing fits great.
304
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,843
I don't care that it's not
part of the plan, I'm
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00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,236
keeping it.
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00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:39,503
That's nice, honey.
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00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,896
OK, just act like you belong.
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00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:45,988
I'll be back soon.
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00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,991
Who's there?
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00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,616
I told you he would
never come back.
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00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,705
But Dan would never abandon us.
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00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:13,929
He probably just died in the
vent.
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00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,713
That didn't feel great.
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00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:16,671
Taisez-vous!
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00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,369
Dan has something
to say.
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00:16:19,413 --> 00:16:23,112
Friends, prisoners,
fellow revenge seekers,
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00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,941
there is a great war upon us.
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00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,030
Sharpen your carrots.
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00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:36,952
Make ready your ladles.
Tonight, we saut Chef Pure'!
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00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,301
It's not fair, you
know.
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00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,521
We do all the work
but Chef Pure' takes
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00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,088
all the credit.
323
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:44,873
Well, he is the head Chef...
324
00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,266
But he doesn't have to
be.
325
00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,094
Someone else could do it.
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00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,138
Someone brave.
327
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:54,056
Someone handsome.
Someone French.
328
00:16:54,100 --> 00:17:00,106
Maybe someone like you.
329
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,467
Hey!
What are you doing?
330
00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,990
I said be discreet.
331
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,774
I'm trying to chew quietly.
332
00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:19,212
Never mind that. I found
something for you to do.
333
00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,648
Oh! You're the best!
334
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:22,128
Don't eat that!
335
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,868
I just put knock-out powder
on those.
336
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,001
I need you to deliver
them to the Sous Chefs
337
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,177
guarding the vault, then
open the door for Dan.
338
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,136
Think you can handle
that?
339
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,963
Ugh. You know, I'm sorry.
340
00:17:32,007 --> 00:17:34,096
This is not how I pictured
our anniversary.
341
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,359
I have a confession
to make.
342
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:38,013
Until you mentioned it,
343
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,363
I didn't know today
was our anniversary.
344
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,105
Wait. Until you mentioned it,
I didn't know it was our
345
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,846
anniversary either.
346
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,108
...Is it our anniversary?
347
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:47,588
I don't know!
348
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:50,721
Let's think. What did we do on
our last anniversary?
349
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,245
We were going to go to a party,
350
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,117
but Dan wouldn't get
out of our walls.
351
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,077
Right. And the year before we
were going to a picnic...
352
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,166
...And we spent the whole
day with the bail bondsman.
353
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,951
Yeah, Dan had that
whole nun thing.
354
00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:05,432
You know what? It's not our
anniversary.
355
00:18:05,475 --> 00:18:06,955
And you know what else?
356
00:18:06,998 --> 00:18:10,132
I don't care. I don't want
to wait for a special
357
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:12,787
occasion to take my beautiful
wife out to dinner.
358
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:14,963
You are so sweet.
359
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,312
Now go knock out those
guards!
360
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,839
Hi, fellas. The chef said
you both were oppressing
361
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:26,105
so many peasants, he
wanted to reward you.
362
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,151
Mmm. This is delicious.
363
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:33,112
I don't know. Mine
tastes a little Like
364
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:40,336
knock-out powder?
365
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:43,470
I don't think your
friends are coming.
366
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,472
Trust me, they'll be here.
367
00:18:45,515 --> 00:18:46,864
Unless they gave up.
368
00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:51,173
Which is possible.
369
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,435
It worked!
370
00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:55,525
Chaaaarge!
371
00:18:55,569 --> 00:18:59,138
Vive la revolucion!
372
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,799
You are about to get served.
373
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:12,151
Literally. To our dogs.
374
00:19:12,194 --> 00:19:14,675
But, Maurice, we have
no dogs.
375
00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,111
Quiet, Bernard.
376
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,070
If you die to protect
me, you die with
377
00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:22,987
honor.
378
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,250
Wait, stop!
379
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,122
Don't you see? We're
not so different, us
380
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:31,126
Chefs and you... uh... weird
dungeon people.
381
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,433
We all just want to get
paid a little more,
382
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:36,175
work a little less, and
get treated fairly.
383
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:41,528
Am I right? The real problem
here is our power hungry
384
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,573
ruler, Chef Pureí.
385
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:46,097
Don't you think?
386
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:48,230
Yes, I do.
387
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:54,628
Yeah, me too.
388
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,761
What is this? Some
type of revolution?
389
00:19:57,805 --> 00:20:01,374
Yeah. It's like the
American Revolution.
390
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:04,855
If it happened in France.
391
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:07,945
OK, OK. I get it. I surrender.
392
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,121
What else do you want
from me?
393
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:13,603
I want my turkey
sandwich.
394
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:14,952
Or else.
395
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:19,348
Or else what?
396
00:20:25,659 --> 00:20:27,226
I really thought he was
going to make that turkey
397
00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:28,575
sandwich.
398
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:33,144
So what do you think
will happen to Chef Puree?
399
00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,278
I'm sure they'll all work it
out.
400
00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:40,413
Yeah, you're probably right.
401
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:44,199
Wow, the low five is
really coming back.
402
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:47,289
Dufrane... party of three?
403
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:50,727
Thanks again, Maurice.
404
00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:53,077
Thank you, Dan.
405
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:55,297
You know, you are the chosen
one.
406
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,168
If you want to be
our new ruler,
407
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,214
the job is yours.
408
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,173
No. Thanks, though. I
think you're doing great
409
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,132
as store manager.
410
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,701
Merci Beaucoup.
411
00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:13,272
Hey! Not so much cheese,
Bernard!
412
00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:16,318
I gotta say, the French
and democracy do not mix.
413
00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,928
Who cares at this point?
414
00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:19,800
You built these sandwiches up
so much, I just want to try
415
00:21:19,843 --> 00:21:20,757
one already.
416
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:24,326
Yeah. I'm tired of not
eating.
417
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,545
It's pretty good.
418
00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,635
I like it!
419
00:21:28,678 --> 00:21:31,681
Nope. Not as good
as I remember.
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