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It's time.
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Now I'm not going to lie
to you Mr. Mumbles.
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This is gonna hurt.
Probably a lot.
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But it has to be done. Don't
look at me like that.
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I'm not a bad guy. It's bath
day, and that's final.
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That wasn't
so bad, was it?
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What could that be?
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Wait a second... is that?
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Oh no... My car!
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What is this?!
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Apparently an artist has turned
this clearly abandoned vehicle
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into a work of art.
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It's not a work of
art! It's a car!
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My car!
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This is your car?
You're so lucky!
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This piece is clearly a metaphor
for man's love of cupcakes.
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It's not a metaphor.
It's a car!
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I think the artist is
endorsing corporate greed.
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This is vandalism! The
worst "ism" there is...
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if you don't count fascism. And
I guess racism is pretty bad...
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Gordon Bennett, imagine the
vision it takes to see an
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ordinary car and think, this
could be a work of art.
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Yeah. All it needed was
plastic frogs.
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Hey, stop that! You're
defacing a masterpiece!
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AAAARRRRRTTTTT!!!
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Stupid art.
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Hey, mister, you
dropped this.
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Stupid kid.
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Say - I'll give you a thousand
pounds for that car.
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Stupid British guy.
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A thousand pounds of what?
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And you're driving on the
wrong side of the road!
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And now back to the
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Emmy award winning television
series, "Animal Butlers."
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Ah... my favorite show.
And my favorite snack.
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Hi, Dan.
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Hi?! There's no time
for pleasantries.
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We have to get to the Art Fest!
We're getting revenge on art.
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But I don't want to
get revenge on art today.
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All I want to do is watch
a little TV, eat a cake,
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maybe take a nap.
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You know, make it
a Chris Day.
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What? Naked Chris day?
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Gross. Put on some clothes
and meet me at the Art Fest.
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And hurry!
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I said make it a Chris Day...
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you--I'm not meeting
you at Art Fest, okay?
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Hello?
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Did you say Art
Fest? That's a great idea.
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We really need to get a
piece of art to cover the
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Dan hole above the
couch, don't you think?
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Yeah, I really need to convince
Dan to give up on the whole
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jet pack dream.
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Let's go, Chris. Come on.
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Put down the cake.
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Fine.
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Look at all this
abstract garbage.
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It's like somebody drank a
bunch of paint and threw up.
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Whatever happened
to realism?
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Stupid realism.
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Care for a
caricature?!
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Ah, Artist! Dragon stance!
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Come on, don't you want a
picture with your physical
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flaws exaggerated in
a mean spirited way?
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I have a middle school
yearbook for that.
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You'll be back. They
always come back!
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I was thinking
something classier.
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This screams class.
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You don't find it just a
little tacky and tasetless?
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I look at this and I think "this
is gonna be a good morning!
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I'm gonna have a great day."
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What about this one?
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It really matches our
carpet and drapes.
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That's a farm. We
don't live on a farm.
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So? We don't have any talking
sunflowers either.
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Let's just keep looking.
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Fine.
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Oooo... I'm going to take
that sign as a sign.
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I guess I could live with this.
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I like it cause
it's food.
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Dan!!
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Chris. Finally. Hope
you don't mind,
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I destroyed a bunch of art
without you.
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Gotcha! This guy burned half
the paintings in my booth!
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And you ruined the one painting
we agreed on... thanks, Dan.
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Hey, arsonist, you're gonna
pay for those paintings.
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Let's see, eight
paintings total.
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That'll be... five dollars.
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Five dollars? For all that?!
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I thought art was supposed
to be priceless.
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It's not revenge unless we
destroy real art.
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Real art?
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Yeah. The expensive stuff.
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Gentleman, I apologize. I
wasn't aware you were
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no-talent hacks. I'm after
legitimate artists. Chris,
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to the Dan mobile.
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Sorry Dan, I promised Elise
that we'd find a painting.
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Come on Elise, I saw some more
talking sunflowers over there.
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You know what, Chris?
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I think I'd rather keep
looking by myself.
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Really? Why?
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I can't believe she
thinks I have bad taste.
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Well, when I get back
from this museum,
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I'll be the most
educated, refined
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art lover that ever
lived. She'll see.
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I mean, it's just art. How
complicated could it be?
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What's this supposed to
be, a steering wheel?
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This isn't helping at all.
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How am I supposed to tell
the good art from the bad?
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It's all bad.
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Alright. Back to basics.
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No open flames in
the museum.
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Hey, that's my favorite
lighter!
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You think I won't
hurt an old man?
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I'll hurt an old man!
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Unhand me! He's getting away!
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Museum food tastes
like plastic.
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Another reason why
art must suffer!
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You can't touch the
art.
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Umm, neither of us are
touching any art, grandpa.
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First of all, that's
my grandpa not yours.
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And second, you're sitting on
a one of a kind masterpiece.
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The bench? The
bench is art now?
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And the sandwich.
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Oh. Sorry.
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Wasn't there
also an apple pie?
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This whole art thing is
just so frustrating.
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It's giving me a stomach ache.
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I think some of that
exhibit was toxic.
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That's him! That's the
guy I should be after.
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The so-called "artist"
who ruined my car!
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Come on Chris!
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I don't know. I should
probably go to the hospital.
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I ate a whole
plastic pie.
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No time! We have a mission:
to make Art Artstein...
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art history. Let's go!
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That's right! Get that
art-screment off my car!
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I love that car. One day,
when I have grandchildren,
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I hope to sell it to them.
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So, do you have a plan
yet?
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Of course. I trick a
lady into marrying me,
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make her have kids, and
make those kids have kids.
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It's pretty simple.
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I meant about Art Artstein.
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Glad you asked. We'll
break into the museum
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tonight and destroy Artstein's
exhibit before it even opens.
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Breaking in? What
about security?
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That's why we're
gonna need a team.
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Tech guy, driver,
explosives expert,
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some extra muscle, and if
we can, two translators.
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Which one are you?
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I'm the front man.
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Which one am I?
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You're the grunt.
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What's the grunt do?
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Anything the front
man says. Now--
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Go buy the
items on this list.
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Napalm? Wait, what
are you going to do?
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I am going to assemble a team
of world class art haters.
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I need the files of your
rejected applicants.
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The more soured on
art, the better.
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I don't understand. Are
you applying to the
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Academy of Art School?
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Attend art school? Do I
look like a joke to you?
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Just give me the
files.
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I'm not giving you
our private records.
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Well, maybe this will
change your mind.
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Are you trying to bribe me?
With a sandwich?
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Come on, aren't you
a starving artist?
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It's a really good
sandwich.
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Playing hardball, eh?
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They're ruffled.
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Get out of my office.
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Who needs a bunch of wussy
art school rejects anyway?
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What are the chances one of
them is also a tech genius?
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Not very good, I know that.
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You say tech genius?
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Are you proficient
in technology?
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I once lived inside a
computer box for six months.
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Perfect.
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Hi, you.
Any luck?
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Eh. Still on the hunt.
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I'd help you, but I guess
I don't have any taste.
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Come on. Don't be like that.
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If it makes you
feel any better,
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I can't tell this
stuff apart either.
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Me neither! In fact, earlier
today, on accident, I ate some.
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You did what?!
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Nothing. Listen, I'm gonna be
back a little late tonight.
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I once played checkers
with Frank Sinatra.
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Not the singer, the clown.
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I don't know why,
but I like you.
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meow
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mmmeowww
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You speak "cat?"
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You pick up certain
things on the street.
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Ah! Aliens! Get 'em off me!
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Relax, it's just Chris.
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I knew that.
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Who is this?
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He's our tech guy.
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He smells awful.
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Beggars can't be choosers.
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No offense.
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I could be the tech guy.
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You're the grunt.
Deal with it.
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Alright. Turn around.
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Up you go.
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Wow, he's heavy. What
does this guy eat?
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Anything.
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Nice! Me too.
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Why didn't you go one at a time?
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Grunts don't ask questions.
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Ah-HA!
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Oh well, we tried.
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Oh no - Art Artstein isn't
getting off that easy.
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You know what, this really is
more "grunt" than "front man".
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You're welcome.
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I'm fine.
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Time to let the cat out of
the bag.
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She says she's ready.
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What do you mean, "she?"
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Girl cat.
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Wait, in what context
did you discover that?
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Uhh... We're wasting time!
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I couldn't have asked for a
better explosives expert.
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Something is tripping
all the motion censors.
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Looks like some kind
of spastic fireball.
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Go check it out.
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I'm on it.
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It's a pussycat.
I need back up.
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I'm in position.
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Great. Tell Mr. Mumbles
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to keep those guards busy
for as long as possible.
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Meow, meow,
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rrrrowwww!
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I don't think that guy
really speaks cat.
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Sure he does.
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This is art?
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Not for long.
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Let's go to work.
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Ruffled. Nice touch.
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Maybe I could bring something
home for me and Elise.
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What do you think of this one?
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I don't like it.
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It's broken.
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You guys are in trouble.
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They gave up on the cat.
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I think they're headed
right for you!
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This'll do.
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Are you guys safe?
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Uh oh.
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Good work. Tacos?
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What about the tech guy?
Shouldn't we wait?
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Every war has casualties.
Let's go.
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00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:51,499
There you are. We almost
got tacos without you.
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00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,850
Hey, you found my lighter!
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Thank you, Tammy.
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By the way, love the blouse.
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I'm here live at the
Downtown Art Museum--
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Oooh! Mr. Mumbles!
Quick! It's on!
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What was once expected to be
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a ho-hum art exhibit is now the
cultural event of the year.
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00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,651
What?!
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00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,437
So, tell me, Art, what
inspired you to vandalize
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00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:17,917
your own masterpieces?
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00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,963
It's a metaphor... for society.
268
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:24,097
That is brilliant.
Simply brilliant.
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00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,489
This stunt will surely
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00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,535
guarantee even more
fame and fortune for
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Art Artstein.
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00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,452
And by the way,
everything's for sale.
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- No. Eh-no.
- No no no.
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What do you think, honey?
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00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,297
Do you like the cubist,
the surrealist, or the
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00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,951
abstract impressionist?
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00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:54,083
Honestly, I'm starting
to like the hole.
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00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:57,739
What now?
279
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,523
There's no way to ruin art.
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00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,351
What do you mean?
We ruined it!
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00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,572
I thought we did. But,
somehow, we made it better.
282
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:07,836
Wait, people liked our
pointless squiggles?
283
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:10,795
But if that's art, and benches
are art, and sunflowers are
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00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:13,842
sometimes art and then
some art can be eaten,
285
00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,497
even though it shouldn't
be, then--but--
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00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:19,717
I am never
gonna figure this out.
287
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,285
If there's no way to ruin
art that already exists,
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00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,809
I'll have to cut it
off at its source.
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00:16:24,853 --> 00:16:26,724
Art Artstein,
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00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:30,728
prepare for a close
encounter of the Dan kind.
291
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:33,775
Hmm, I guess if anyone
could explain art to me,
292
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:35,907
it'd be someone named Art.
293
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:40,390
OK. The news said his workshop
is in an old toy factory.
294
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:41,696
That all sounds fine,
295
00:16:41,739 --> 00:16:43,045
except there are dozens
of old toy factor--
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There it is!
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00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:46,657
You got lucky.
298
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,487
Hello?
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00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:53,969
Hi. Can you let us in? I've got
one of your models out here.
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00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,884
You think I look like a model?
301
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:58,495
Sure. You could be
the "before" picture.
302
00:16:58,539 --> 00:17:01,716
Model down here?
303
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,504
I'm his agent.
304
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,684
This place is weird.
305
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:16,905
Which is why we're
destroying it.
306
00:17:18,994 --> 00:17:20,952
Hey, watch it,
Sinatra!
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00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,047
Disrobe.
308
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,354
Don't you guys want
to talk first?
309
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:34,836
No.
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00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:44,976
Where am I?
311
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,240
Artstein?
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00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:50,591
I don't think that
was him.
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00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:01,863
Wow. So Impressionism is
basically just realism with
314
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:05,258
an emphasis on light?
315
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,086
Basically.
316
00:18:08,261 --> 00:18:10,306
This seems important.
317
00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:15,659
Drat. If only I had my crowbar.
318
00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:19,272
Art does have a use!
319
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,143
I spoke too soon.
320
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:23,276
But boss, we don't have
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00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,887
the manpower to
fill all these orders.
322
00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:26,975
I don't care.
323
00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:31,110
Open another sweatshop
somewhere.
324
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:54,872
Paint mayo jar on a baby?
This is just random.
325
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,440
I knew art was meaningless!
326
00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:58,702
Who are you?
327
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:02,010
I'm the guy who figured out
you're a fraud.
328
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:05,492
Oh, come on. People go
gaga for this stuff.
329
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:10,236
It doesn't have to have
meaning. It's all about money.
330
00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,412
Well, we'll see how much
money you make when
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00:19:12,455 --> 00:19:15,197
i tell the world
about your machine.
332
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,156
You won't be telling anyone.
333
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:20,071
Hey, I just had an idea
for a new project.
334
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:25,164
I'm gonna paint the town
red... with your blood.
335
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,910
Oh no! Please be
OK, please be OK!
336
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:34,956
Maybe I can fix it.
337
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:55,368
Now that's what I
call a work of art.
338
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,414
Elise! Elise! I'm back.
339
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,416
I met a bunch of artists and
I learned all about art.
340
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,070
I even got a souvenir.
341
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,071
Tada!
342
00:20:03,114 --> 00:20:07,989
Wow... wow. Chris!
343
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:12,123
I know. Real artists made this
in Art Artstein's factory.
344
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,690
Pretty sweet, huh?
345
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,258
Oh. You bought the farm.
346
00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,565
It was the only thing
I could settle on.
347
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:19,914
Well, you know it is a
348
00:20:19,957 --> 00:20:22,003
solid piece of American
genre painting.
349
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:25,049
Nice brush work. Good use of
negative space...
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00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:27,878
I guess you did
learn about art.
351
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:35,408
Notice the way the piece
follows you around the room?
352
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,453
Wow, Mr. Mumbles.
353
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,413
Ever since I laid ruin to
Art Artstein's factory,
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00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,503
displaced his cronies, and
destroyed his idea-generating
355
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:47,855
machine, I have been
unusually productive.
356
00:20:49,117 --> 00:20:51,162
I don't like the sound of that.
357
00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:53,208
Ladies and Gentlemen...
358
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,079
Not this guy again!
359
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:59,562
When my factory was destroyed,
I was down and out.
360
00:20:59,606 --> 00:21:01,477
By the way, if anyone
has seen my elephants,
361
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,132
please call my 800 number.
362
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:07,222
Now, thanks to funding
from our great city,
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00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:11,835
I am proud to present my
new, original creation,
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00:21:11,879 --> 00:21:15,099
"Unnamed Jerk."
365
00:21:15,143 --> 00:21:17,014
It's the first in a series.
366
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,973
It's me. .
367
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,105
Maybe some art is OK.
368
00:21:21,149 --> 00:21:23,499
I don't get it! What
does it mean?
369
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:26,589
It doesn't mean
anything! It's rubbish!
370
00:21:26,633 --> 00:21:28,330
This is just... ugly.
371
00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:32,682
Seriously?! You sheep
wouldn't know real art
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00:21:32,726 --> 00:21:35,337
if it ruined your car!
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00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:40,516
Oh come on!
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