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Arrgh! Arrgh!
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So you're what's
been keeping me up?! Jerk.
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Sorry, Mr. Mumbles!
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Whaa-!
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Ow! Stupid reading! You-
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George Washington! So-called
"father" of our country.--
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Ungrateful troublemaker, if
you ask me. After everything
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that generous monarch
did for this country...
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Awww, Forget it.
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Now's not the time
or the place.
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I'm going back to bed.
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Aw, Perfect.
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Oh, no. My car, My Car!!!
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My CAR!!!
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Why, palm tree? Why?
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This tree has been
murdered!
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But by whom?
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Curious. These footprints
were obviously made by a
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buckle-y shoe.
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Wig powder. Uncut.
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A puzzle is coming together...
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but what's the picture?
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Of course!
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I should have known...
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GEORGE WASHINGTON!!!
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Hey, want to come jogging
with me?
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Hmm? Mmm-mm.
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Oh, come on, yesterday you said
you were feeling a little fat.
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I thought you said I was
feeling a little fat.
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Hey, either way, it was
said. Let's go!
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Oh, hey, if you're running
by the donut place-
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I'm not running by
the donut place.
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Morning.
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Waaaaaaahhh! Dan?!
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You scared the heck out of me!
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Good.
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What are you doing
in my closet?
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I need your help. And
clean socks.
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You can't borrow my socks.
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Too late.
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Aww, what are you doing here?
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We are going to destroy
George Washington.
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The school or the monument?
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The person!
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Okay, well, good news,
George Washington's dead.
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Has been for 200 years.
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If he's dead, where did I
get- -this?!
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Hey - You almost hit my foot!
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Focus. George Washington
is up to his old tricks.
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Clearly he chopped down
a palm tree in front
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of my apartment, and
it fell on my car.
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So by "up to his old tricks",
you mean that old myth
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about him chopping
down a cherry tree?
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It's not a myth! It's
American history!
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It is not.
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Why do you hate America?
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Ah, starting early today, Dan?
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Dan thinks George Washington
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chopped down a palm tree and
smashed his car.
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Uh huh.
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So it's going to be
one of those days.
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I tried reasoning with him.
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With Dan.
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I see your point.
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When she refers to me
in the third person,
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it's horribly rude.
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Apologies, Dan.
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You do know that George
Washington is dead--
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I have proof otherwise.
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It's next to my foot.
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An axe with "GW"
scratched in the handle?
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That's your proof?
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What else do you need?
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Wig powder?
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I'll vacuum later.
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I was going to do some work
around the house today.
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Can you take Dan away
some where else?
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See, there's that third
person thing again.
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She might want to watch
that.
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Okay, somebody's
got to say it.
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George Washington did
not rise from the dead
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to destroy your car.
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I never said he rose
from the dead.
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So, what - he's immortal?
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Like a vampire?
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I never said he's a vampire!
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He could have... slept
for a long time.
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OK, assuming you're not--KooKoo
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How do you expect to
find George Washington?
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He's two hundred
years old, how far
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could he have gotten?
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I have a better idea.
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Let's grab a donut, relax,
maybe call that doctor the
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court ordered you to see...
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George Washington!
Stop the car!
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Is that...? Can't be.
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Please visit the Hallowed
Halls of History.
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- Hey!
- Gotcha!
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Ow! Hey!
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Somebody help!
This guy's crazy!
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Tree murderer! Car
killer!
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Police!
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Dan, stop.
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But we've got him!
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Look.
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I'm an actor. I play
George Washington here
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at the museum.
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See?
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In that case, I apologize.
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He couldn't be the real
George Washington.
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That's true.
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The real George Washington has
been dead for over 200 years.
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Oh. I was not aware of that.
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I've been telling you
all morning!
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True.
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So you didn't believe
me, but you believe him?
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Yeah, he's the expert.
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You don't know that.
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What's George Washington's
birthday?
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Presidents' Day.
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Presidents' Day changes
every year!
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See?
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I believe him.
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So what do you have against GW?
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He chopped down a tree.
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Cherry tree, right.
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He did it again. This
time, it hit my car.
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Well, he must have done it
from beyond the grave.
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Guy's dead.
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Hmm... beyond the grave...
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This is why our children
are getting dumber.
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No standards.
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We don't have children.
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You know what I mean.
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Hey, you want to
stop for donuts?
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No time! We have to get
back at George Washington.
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I've been telling you,
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and that poorly informed
impersonator told you,
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George Washington is
dead. Dead, dead, dead.
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Just because he's dead,
doesn't mean he didn't
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chop down that tree.
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That's exactly what it means, actually.
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It does not.
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George Washington is out
there, laughing in our faces.
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And I think I know
just how to find him.
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Ahh... That doesn't
sound like donuts.
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Come on, Dan. This
is crazy, even for you.
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Crazy like someone
who's getting back at
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the long-dead founding
father of our- Hm.
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Well, okay when you
say it out loud...
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Anyway, we're here.
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Who is it, that enters
the sacred warehouse of
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Madam Zelda?
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If you're really
psychic, you tell us.
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The spirits are telling me you
are skeptical of my abilities.
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She's good.
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She is not.
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How can you of all people
believe in psychics?
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This learned woman has
degrees from every major
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psychic institution
in the country--
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To be fair, some of these
are honorary.
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Ugh, let's just get
this over with.
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I need to talk to
George Washington.
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That will be two
hundred dollars.
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Pay her.
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No way! A] This is
your revenge, and
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B] I'm a little
short right now.
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You have got to learn how to
manage your money better.
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How much do you
have?
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On me? Uh, forty bucks.
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I can tell your need is
great.
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I will perform my
services for fifty dollars.
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I just said forty's all I have.
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I sense you are holding out.
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Just my emergency
sandwich money.
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Pay her.
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Are you going to pay me back?
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I sense "no".
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She IS good.
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Can we the spooky music off?
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No. The spirits like it.
Let us all join hands.
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Ew. When's the last time
you washed your hands?
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Don't have to. Cat licks
them clean.
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Now, I will call upon the
spirit of George Washington.
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Are you there, Mr. President?
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Make a noise if
you are with us.
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He's here!
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She just kicked
the table.
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Ow! Someone just kicked me!
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George Washington will take
possession of my body...
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Hello. It is I,
George Washington.
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First President of the United
States.
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Commander of the, uh,
Confederate Army.
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Continental Army.
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That's what I said.
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Is not. Ow!
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Is it really you,
Mr. Washington?
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Yes. Now, what question
can I help you wi-Aaah!
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Dan! No!
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What are you, a psychopath?!
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Chris! Hold George Washington
down while I get the axe free!
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There is no way I'm going to
help you murder a psychic.
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Even a fake one.
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The spell is broken.
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Oh, come on!
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You can't hurt a
spirit, you fool.
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Well, you should have told
me that before we started.
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Just give me my fifty
dollars and get out.
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You don't see dollar
one until I speak with
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George Washington.
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Remember, get paid first.
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Fine. I will summon the great
George Washington once more.
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But you must promise-
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Not to kill you. We
promise. Right Dan? Dan?
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Fine!
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It wouldn't hurt George
Washington anyway, apparently.
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But it would land us in prison
for the rest of our lives.
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Ahem! What is it that I,
the great and powerful
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George Washington,
can help you with?
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This is ridiculous.
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That's not the kind of thing
George Washington would say.
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So you're the expert?
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Okay professor, ask
him a question, then.
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Fine. What's your
middle name, "George"?
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I... didn't... have one?
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Actually, I think that's right.
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You've got to learn to
trust the experts.
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I wanted to tell you that I
know it was you who chopped
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down the tree outside my
apartment and smashed my car
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and I am going to make you
pay!
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Oh please. I'm the
Father of our Country.
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You're just an angry little
man with a smashed car.
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Thousands of people still
visit my home every week.
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Does anyone visit your home?
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I'm waiting until I clean it
before I have company over.
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Come on, let's go.
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This isn't over.
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The things I do
for fifty bucks.
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Wait!!
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Madame Zelda demands
a full payment!!
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Ugh. That was a waste of time.
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Are you kidding me?
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Were we not in the same
seance?
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He bragged about his house.
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That's what he's most
proud of: Mount Vernon.
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So that's what we're going
to take away from him.
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Hey Elise?...
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You never really liked
Mount Vernon, right?
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What are you talking
about?
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Dan's going to destroy
it. He wants me to help.
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That seems like a bad idea
for several reasons.
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Many of them legal.
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If I don't go, he'll
do it on his own and
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probably cause a
lot more damage.
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Hey, why don't you
come with us?
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To help you destroy Mount
Vernon? I don't think so.
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Not to destroy Mount Vernon,
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to keep Dan from
destroying Mount Vernon.
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Come on, we'll have a
nice road trip, eat out,
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maybe stop Dan from destroying
an historical landmark.
261
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,868
It'll be romantic.
262
00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:20,087
With Dan.
263
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,002
He really likes you.
264
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,657
I can't believe you brought
her along! This is terrible!
265
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:29,139
You have been complaining
for the last six hours.
266
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,663
Yeah, give it a rest.
I'm going with you.
267
00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:33,753
I'm in the car and everything.
268
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,711
Can't we drop her
off somewhere?
269
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,191
She'll find her way
home.
270
00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,453
She always does!
271
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,542
I'm coming along to
help you get revenge
272
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,022
on George Washington.
273
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:45,677
The last thing I need
is- Really?
274
00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:46,591
Yes.
275
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:49,377
Oh. Thanks.
276
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,205
I would also like shotgun.
277
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,336
You can't have it.
278
00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,555
How are you planning
on destroying
279
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:54,774
Mount Vernon, anyway?
280
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,906
I have a bunch of
explosives in the trunk.
281
00:12:56,950 --> 00:13:00,127
That reminds me. Don't
get into an accident.
282
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:05,045
And you might want to take
speed bumps very slowly.
283
00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:08,091
Couldn't we just take him to
an abandoned house somewhere
284
00:13:08,135 --> 00:13:10,702
and tell him it's Mount
Vernon?
285
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:13,575
Dan has a very strange
patchwork of knowledge.
286
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:17,187
It's anybody's guess as to what
he knows about any given topic.
287
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,885
Watch. Hey, Dan?
288
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,495
Who sculpted Mount Rushmore?
289
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,801
Gutzon Borglum.
290
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,803
Then his son finished it.
Why?
291
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,108
And what state is it in?
292
00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:27,676
I don't know, Ecuador
or something.
293
00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:30,026
What's with all the
questions?!
294
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:32,202
So there is the savant half.
295
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:39,383
It's so flat out here. For miles
and miles... Just... Flat.
296
00:13:39,427 --> 00:13:41,037
Chris, are you okay?
297
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,257
Sure. Of course. Why wouldn't
I be? I mean, okay,
298
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:48,218
I'm a little creeped out by all
the... I mean, it's so flat.
299
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,829
Take a deep breath.
300
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:53,441
I can't, I can't... Not with
all the grassland watching me!
301
00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:56,096
It's watching me! Let
me out! Let me out!
302
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:59,882
Ah. Hey, trying to
sleep here.
303
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:04,669
Aaaahhh! Aaaahhh!
304
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:07,629
Well, this is a set-back.
305
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,720
Ahhhhhh! So much sky!
It's everywhere!
306
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,287
So, what's with him, anyway?
307
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,636
Prairie madness.
308
00:14:14,679 --> 00:14:16,420
Is that something
you just made up?
309
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:18,814
No, it's a condition that's
probably somewhat related
310
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,729
to agoraphobia.
311
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:23,036
Early settlers would look
out at the vast landscape
312
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:28,041
and be affected by a profound
sense of isolation.
313
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,348
In some cases, it would cause
them to act erratically.
314
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:34,047
I have to admit, I'm a little
worried about the guy.
315
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,875
Should we be chasing
him or something?
316
00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,879
Nah, I got it.
317
00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,708
Flaa-ah!
318
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,671
Guys, really. I'm fine. Look,
319
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:53,283
I realize that I lost it a
little there, but really,
320
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:54,545
you can untie me now.
321
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,069
We're almost out
of the prairie.
322
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,375
We'll untie you soon.
I promise.
323
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,769
I don't know, I kind of
like him like this.
324
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,293
You're an excellent
driver by the way.
325
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:04,729
Thank you.
326
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,602
I'm starting to think
you're the smart one here.
327
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,518
Nice to have a conversation that
doesn't revolve around food.
328
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,955
I could sing a few
bars of that.
329
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,783
You know, I can hear you guys.
330
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,959
It looks virtually unguarded.
331
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,700
But they do have a
perimeter guard, in
332
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,528
Continental Army uniforms.
333
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,051
I've made a map of their
locations.
334
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:24,184
They also appear to have a
regular patrol, but if we time
335
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,838
it right, we can get in and
out before they notice us.
336
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:30,930
Great, I'll get the explosives.
337
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,976
We are going to stop
Dan from blowing up
338
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,586
an historic landmark, right?
339
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:37,980
Taken care of.
340
00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:46,380
Here we go. And, I
brought us masks.
341
00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:47,424
Hey, trade me?
342
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:48,948
Nope.
343
00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,002
We've got to get out of here.
Next patrol's due soon.
344
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,004
Wait, who put you in
charge?
345
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:02,918
Fine. You're in charge.
346
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:03,875
What do you want to do?
347
00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,617
Dig in. We make our stand here.
348
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,229
Chris! Start digging a trench
around the perimeter.
349
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,884
Elise, go seduce the enemy
for military secrets.
350
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,582
Guys?
351
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:18,803
Seriously!? Deserters
will be hanged!
352
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:32,948
What? Fireworks? What
happened to my explosives?!
353
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:35,472
That's odd. Are you sure
they were explosives?
354
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:38,214
Of course I'm sure!
355
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,694
That's it,
356
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,349
Wally's Hardware Emporium
and High Explosives Depot
357
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:45,743
is going on the list.
358
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:49,443
Here I'll have to remember it
until I start a new notebook.
359
00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:52,663
He won't remember. He's
like an angry goldfish.
360
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,843
So, when did you swap out Dan's
explosives for fireworks?
361
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,106
I just modified them.
362
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,630
Fireworks are basically
explosives, anyway.
363
00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:05,241
Oh. Well, thanks. It sure
makes me feel better to
364
00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:07,678
know Dan doesn't have
dynamite anymore.
365
00:17:07,722 --> 00:17:10,986
I'll admit, I sometimes wonder
why you guys are friends;
366
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,859
but I kind of get it now.
He's like a big kid.
367
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,861
So are you happy you came?
368
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,080
You know, it's
actually kind of fun.
369
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,952
Making sure Dan
doesn't hurt himself,
370
00:17:20,996 --> 00:17:23,477
or others... or history.
371
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:25,435
One does get caught up
in it.
372
00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:28,743
Hey, are you guys
awake? I can't sleep.
373
00:17:28,786 --> 00:17:30,832
Go back to your tent and try.
374
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,095
I tried already enough.
375
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,836
You wanna come in here with us?
376
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,272
NO!
377
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,578
Hi guys.
378
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,188
You okay, Dan?
379
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:43,584
My plan didn't work. I can't
sleep until my plan works.
380
00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:47,022
I need to fix that Revolutionary
jerk.
381
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,459
I'm sure we can find some
way for you to get back at
382
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:53,550
George Washington that involves
less wanton destruction.
383
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:57,554
But I like wanton destruction.
384
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,166
I know you do, sweetheart.
385
00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:03,778
Okay, everybody back
to their tent now.
386
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:05,258
Tell me a story?
387
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:09,305
There was once a little prince
who was so very angry-
388
00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,220
Was his name Dan?
389
00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,921
I'm glad we didn't blow this
place up.
390
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:18,662
I've always wanted to
visit here.
391
00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:21,012
Look! A guided tour!
392
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,276
It's the perfect way to sneak
in.
393
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,626
Walk right through
the front door.
394
00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:28,150
It's not really
"sneaking" then, is it?
395
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,978
Not really.
396
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:33,938
Welcome to the plantation
home of George Washington.
397
00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:36,245
As you walk through the
house, please note the
398
00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:39,335
neoclassical Georgian
architecture.
399
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,989
Noted. What's in there?
400
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,034
Oh, that room is off-limits.
401
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:46,125
Several items of historical
importance, including many
402
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:49,128
possessions of George
Washington himself, are
403
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,999
stored in that room.
404
00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:52,653
I see.
405
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:55,699
Now, as we proceed into the next
room you'll notice the many...
406
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:56,787
Let's go!
407
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,224
We're not supposed to go in
there!
408
00:18:58,267 --> 00:19:00,008
Then why'd they leave it open?
409
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,227
They didn't.
410
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,750
Sure they did.
411
00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,056
Wait, no!
412
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,887
Isn't this room lovely!
413
00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,847
Weren't there more of
you?
414
00:19:12,890 --> 00:19:15,415
Weren't there?
415
00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:18,069
Maybe we could break his
wooden teeth?
416
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:21,595
Actually, George Washington had
teeth made from hippopotamus
417
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:22,726
ivory.
418
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:26,643
You'll believe anything!
419
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:30,169
Look!
420
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,780
That... looks like
a couple of nails.
421
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,086
It's where the axe was hanging!
422
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:37,350
Until the ghost of George
Washington took it to chop
423
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,569
down the tree outside
my apartment!
424
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:42,659
Of course.
425
00:19:42,703 --> 00:19:44,052
Hey, it's a diary!
426
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,229
Give me that.
427
00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,666
The artifact room!
428
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,321
Wah!
429
00:19:52,365 --> 00:19:54,628
Stop right there!
430
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:57,326
TEETH!
431
00:19:57,370 --> 00:20:02,070
Ah! Ow!
432
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:06,553
Stop!
433
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:09,164
Don't fire until you see
the whites of their eyes!
434
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:14,125
We don't have anything to fire!
435
00:20:14,169 --> 00:20:17,868
I only regret that I had but
one pile of explosives.
436
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:24,919
Get in!
437
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,138
So long, Continental Army!
438
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:30,054
What are you so happy about?
You didn't get revenge.
439
00:20:30,098 --> 00:20:31,055
Didn't I?
440
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,057
I just saw you
get chased away from
441
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,798
the house by a group
of militiamen.
442
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:39,281
But before that, I
activated Plan B.
443
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,241
So what's this Plan
B?
444
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:46,288
Let's just say I left a
little footnote in history.
445
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:58,692
Today a gentleman named
Dan, who is much stronger,
446
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:01,085
smarter and better-looking
than I am,
447
00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:04,306
pulled my pants down and
paddled my bottom in the
448
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:08,702
middle of the street. I was
humiliated to say the least.
449
00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:12,749
Dan is great, and I, George
Washington, have a very
450
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,883
red bottom.
451
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:25,371
DAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
452
00:21:25,414 --> 00:21:29,636
Inventive, yet only slightly
destructive to history.
453
00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,507
Not bad.
454
00:21:31,551 --> 00:21:33,988
Yeah, I'm pretty brilliant.
455
00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:36,512
It's really peaceful out here.
456
00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:40,255
Look at all those stars.
457
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,212
Aaaaahhhh!
458
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:45,256
He'll tire himself out.
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