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You know what I like to add
here? A little cinnamon.
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lt makes everything better. Ice
cream, pancakes, even liver.
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Hmm...
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Is that really necessary?
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Can't believe I have to
buy a new toaster...
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Stupid firefighters.
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Thank you, sir. You are very
generous, sir.
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What was that?
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Never mind. I don't have
time for you.
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How can you be out
of toasters?!
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Forget it. I will take
my business elsewhere.
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We sell toasters.
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Don't talk to me!
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Where's my car?
Where's my car?
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Did my car get towed?
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No, sir. It's
safely on its way.
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On its way where?
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Ah! Eagle Rock I think!
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We appreciate your donation
of your automobile.
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Donation? I just parked it
there for five minutes!
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In our donation area, sir.
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I did not want to donate my
vehicle.
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Oh. Really? Whoops.
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That's all you have to say to
me? Whoops? You stole my car!
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I said, "Whoops." And in my
defense, no one would want to
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keep a vehicle like that.
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Who are you? What's with
the stupid outfit?
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Are you part of some
strangely-dressed
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ring of car thieves?
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No, sir. I'm in the
Salvation Armed Forces. Sir!
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I don't even know
where Salvatia is!
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Why is the United States
military allowing
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you to operate on
our sovereign soil?
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And what gives you the right
to commandeer my vehicle?
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Sir, you obviously
don't understand.
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Give me my car!
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Remove your hands from my
person immediately, sir.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Now, listen here, you- Oof!
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SALVATION ARMED FORCES!!!
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Do not test me, sir.
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I aced hand-to-hand
combat training
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in Salvation boot camp.
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Bet you're not so tough
without that bell.
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Hello, there! How
may I help you?
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There's been a mistake.
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My car was taken from
outside your store today.
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Oh, that's impossible. We have
received only one donated
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vehicle today, and it was
not in drivable condition.
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That's the one.
I need it back.
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I'm sorry, sir, all
donations are final.
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But it wasn't a donation!
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I'm sure it makes you feel good
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to know that you're
helping the needy.
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I'm needy! I needy my car!
You needy to give it back!
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Please calm down.
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You're causing a disturbance and
upsetting the other customers.
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You haven't seen me cause
a disturbance, lady. Yet.
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Is that a threat?
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The alarm bell!
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Hey!
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Ow!
Stop that!
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I don't see how I can hope
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to win against that kind
of military might...
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I need backup.
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Hello?
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We are an occupied-
Wait, Elise?
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Yes, Dan.
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Usually Chris
answers the phone.
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He's at the store right
now, buying a swimsuit.
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For our vacation.
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He'll have to cancel.
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I didn't authorize a vacation.
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Luckily, our travel plans don't
need authorization from a
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barking malcontent.
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There's no call for that
kind of rudeness.
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Look, Dan, we have a lot of
preparations to make for our
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trip, and I don't want Chris
getting wrapped up in
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any funny business.
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Funny business?! We're
an occupied territory!
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A foreign army is
encamped on our soil!
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What foreign army?
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The Salvation Armed Forces!
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The Salvation Armed Forces
are a charity organization.
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Don't tell me you've fallen
for their thinly-veiled ruse!
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"Oh, look, a big wooden horse!
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Wouldn't it look great inside
our fortified city!"
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"Why don't we bring it inside
the walls and leave it
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unguarded overnight?"
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Hello? Hello? You don't hang
up on me!
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I hang up on you!
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Hello?
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Some people are so rude.
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Hello?
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Don't talk to Elise today.
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She has obviously
lost her mind.
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She seemed fine this morning.
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Look, are you going to abandon
your country in a time of need?
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Uh... no?
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Exactly. So get over here.
They must be stopped.
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Elise can be an ostrich if
she wants. Not me, pal.
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I'm confused. What are
we talking about?
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Foreign armies! National
security!
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Okay, I'm gonna go.
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Wait. I need a ride.
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I'm supposed to be packing
for our vacation.
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Come on, I'm stuck here!
My car's been stolen!
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I'd do it for you.
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What about last year
when my car was stolen,
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and you didn't pick me up.
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That was different! It
was overcast.
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That guy knows twelve ways
to kill a man with a bell.
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Wow, I only know....one.
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So you said your
car's been stolen?
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Yes. By the Salvation
Armed Forces.
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Really? I thought they
helped people.
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You are so naive. We need to
hurt them, and get my car back.
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Uh, yeah. I'd like to help...
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And you will.
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...but Elise and I are
going on vacation,
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and there's a lot to do.
Sorry.
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You are not a good American.
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I happen to think
I'm a very good American.
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Look, just help me figure
out how to
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infiltrate their organization.
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You could go in and buy
something.
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Like a customer?
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Yes, much like a customer.
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They're the enemy! I don't want
to support them financially.
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Can I drop you off at home?
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Of course not!
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I need to buy a swimsuit.
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I don't want to have to
rent one again.
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I am not getting out
of your car until you
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figure out how I can infiltrate
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the Salvation Armed Forces.
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Huh.
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What was that?
Was that your "I have an idea"
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huh or your "I'm hungry again"
huh?
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I didn't know I had more
than one "huh." Huh.
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Never mind, what's
your big idea?
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Trust me.
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What's this?
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Another charity organization.
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So that's your plan. We turn
them against each other.
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Start a war.... I like it.
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Mangled bodies of charity
workers
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scattered all over the
place.
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The streets will
run red with blood!
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The plan is we're
gonna buy a chair.
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Oh. That's good, too.
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Welcome to Greatwill. I guess.
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Are you okay?
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I just realized that all men
are mortal, and I am a man,
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and therefore I am
mortal. It's like, Pssh.
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Pfft. You know?
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Yeah, that's... We're
looking for a chair.
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That chair's, like,
fifty dollars.
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That's a little more than
I wanted to spend.
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If this is for my
revenge against the
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Salvation Armed Forces, price
is no object. Now pay him.
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Wait, the Salvation Armed
Forces? The competition? I hate
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those guys. Think they're so
cool with those fancy uniforms.
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All I get is a blue apron, and
I'm a autumn.
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They stole my car.
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I am going to make them pay.
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And apparently I need
this chair to do it.
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Just take it, dude.
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Nothing matters anymore, anyway.
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Let's go.
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Wait, I need to buy a swimsuit.
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No time!
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So what's the plan?
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Chris, what are you doing?
Are you all packed?
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Almost. I Just have to
finish stitching up this
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chair, and call the Salvation
Armed Forces to come get it.
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Dare I ask why?
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It's for Dan. After this I
can concentrate on getting
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ready for our vacation.
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Don't waste too much time
helping Dan.
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We have a lot to
do.
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He's not wasting time!
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I'm going to go pack.
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Sir! Thank you for your generous
donation, sir.
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No problem.
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This old thing was just sitting
around.
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Ow!
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Shhh-! -hould I,
uh, help you move it?
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It's deceptively heavy.
And misanthropic.
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That would be great.
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Ow.
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What was that, sir?
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Nothing. Enjoy the Dan. Chair.
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The chair's name is Dan.
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Goodbye chair.
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Ah!
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Oof!
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Ah! Ah! Ah!
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Yes, Sir! There were scorpions
everywhere!
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Did you disinfect the chair?
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Oh. Not yet sir.
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Come on. Quitting
time.
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Pthui!
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Oh, my back!
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I've done it. I'm inside.
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That's great. I'm going to
bed.
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No, wait. I forgot why I'm
here. I inhaled a lot of
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disinfectant spray, and
I'm a little woozy.
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You want to find out
where they took your car.
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Right! I'll call you
when it's done.
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I'm turning my phone
off so I can sleep.
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Good night, Dan.
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Let's see...
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Atrocious!?
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That's my girl.
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Whoop! Forgot the file.
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You can't talk to Captain Chris
like that! Walk the plank.
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Tell Dan we moved.
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What are you doing here?
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I've found out where
they're keeping my car.
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I wanted to let you know.
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And you thought the best
way to do that was to
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prowl around my house in
the middle of the night
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and tap on my windows?
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Your phone was off. Come on,
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we've gotta get my
car back. Let's go.
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You have to get your
car back.
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I don't see how this
involves me at all.
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Oh. No problem, I'll
explain it to you.
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Whose car will I be forced
to "borrow" on a regular
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basis if I don't have one?
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Ted's?
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Yours. Extra key, activate!
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Hey, give me
that!
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Ah, ah. Too slow. Too
slow for Da-oof!
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Stop it! It's mine!
Get your own key!
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Ah! Was that a scorpion?!
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You are stepping on my
sternum!
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Ha!
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Fine, take it. I made
lots of copies.
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You know, at some point very
soon, we are going to have
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a talk about boundaries.
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Look, I need your help.
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The place is just around
the corner. Please.
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Did you just say "Please"?
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No. Shut up.
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So where are we going?
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Just keep driving east.
For a very long time.
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You said it was
around the corner.
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I'm sure it's around a corner.
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Man, I've been finding
these everywhere.
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At least they're non stinging.
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Aah! Ow!
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Aaaahhhh!
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Don't scream! It makes them
sting harder!
Daaaahhhh!
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Dan, do not distract the
driver with stinging,
257
00:13:51,439 --> 00:13:54,572
poisonous arachnids!
258
00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,838
I can't feel my face.
259
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,492
Trust me, it's
still there.
260
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:07,324
It's like car jail.
261
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:08,804
Give me a boost.
262
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,807
I don't know... I'm not dressed
for illegal activities.
263
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,289
Quit being such a baby.
264
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:21,121
They don't have much
security here, do they?
265
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,166
Found it!
266
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:41,315
Intruder alert!
267
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,675
Stop right there!
268
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:01,813
Ah!
269
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,468
Nice doggie-aaaahhh!
270
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,383
Oof!
271
00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,564
Again, with the bell.
272
00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:14,870
If you attempt to move,
273
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,654
I will continue to beat
you with my bell. Sir.
274
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,875
This isn't over,
Salvation Armed Forces.
275
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,530
I'll be back.
276
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,575
As soon as I get out
of jail.
277
00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:32,757
When is Elise going to get
here? We're on a mission.
278
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:36,065
Elise probably won't get the
message until she wakes up.
279
00:15:36,109 --> 00:15:38,024
I turned our phones off, remember?
280
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:41,941
And now you see the result of
your rash and foolhardy action.
281
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:44,204
Let this be a lesson to you.
282
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,163
Don't poke me, I'm
not in the mood.
283
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,166
So this bothers you?
284
00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:52,212
Get your thumb out of my eye!
285
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,344
Get your eye off of my thumb!
286
00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,912
Yeah! That's them, Officer.
287
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:02,004
So... Burglary, Attempted Grand
Theft Auto, Resisting Arrest...
288
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,527
That one's just Dan.
289
00:16:03,571 --> 00:16:07,053
It's not my fault. You make
one grab for a cop's gun,
290
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,272
and all of a sudden
it's a big deal.
291
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,058
...and one charge of
Public Indecency.
292
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:15,887
That one's me. Rottweiler bit
a hole in my nightshirt.
293
00:16:17,237 --> 00:16:19,456
Our flight leaves in six hours.
294
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,762
I know.
295
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,634
Dan, I really can't help
you out on this anymore.
296
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:25,288
You're deserting me?
297
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,029
Don't think of it as
deserting.
298
00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:30,250
More like,
"a tactical retreat."
299
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:32,556
How am I supposed to
get my car back?
300
00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:35,255
Or get revenge on the
Salvation Armed Forces?
301
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,822
Or that Salvation Armed
Forces guy who beat me up
302
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:40,564
with his bell? Twice!
303
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:43,219
I'm sure you'll think of
something.
304
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,790
Okay, here's the plan--
305
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,358
Dan, what did I
just say to you?
306
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,142
I don't know. Probably
something like
307
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:57,146
"Mamanamana! I'm big and stupid
and I won't help my friend Dan
308
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,452
because I'm"
309
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,541
Goodbye, Dan. See you
in a couple of weeks.
310
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:10,986
Hey, it's you. Did you hurt
the Salvation Armed Forces?
311
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:11,813
Not yet.
312
00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:14,598
Ooh!
313
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:20,387
Perfect. Gather the troops!
We attack in two hours.
314
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,650
What troops?
315
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:26,523
EVERYONE!
316
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,787
Ah! Hey Everyone!
317
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:33,443
Thank you all for coming. I do
not exaggerate in the slightest
318
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:39,754
when I say the fate of the
world is in our hands.
319
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,931
Our ancient enemies, the
Salvation Armed Forces,
320
00:17:42,974 --> 00:17:45,629
have dominated us for too long.
321
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:49,720
Today, we strike them where
it will hurt them the most--
322
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:53,115
Their donated vehicle
program. I'm not going
323
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:56,379
to lie to you, it could get
ugly. The important thing
324
00:17:56,423 --> 00:18:02,081
is, today we strike back. Today,
we send a message that despite
325
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:07,216
their spiffy uniforms and highly
trained soldiers, Greatwill
326
00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:13,483
shall be victorious!
327
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,312
Do you even work
here?
328
00:18:16,356 --> 00:18:17,879
As my most trusted
officer,
329
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,186
I am asking you
to deliver this message.
330
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:25,060
I won't let you down, sir. Wait,
what did you want me to do?
331
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:34,156
I write to you on the eve
of battle. Even thrumyurg
332
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,377
betrayed me, with your
cowardice and flurgle...
333
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,205
Dan's handwriting is terrible.
334
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:40,510
"...I forgive you.
335
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:43,557
Now is not the time for
spongiforum or regret.
336
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,429
Yours trungy, Dan."
337
00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:47,996
Who was that?
338
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,650
No one. Hey, I just remembered,
I never got that swimsuit.
339
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,042
I'd better run out.
340
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392
We have to go in an hour.
341
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,610
If we have to reschedule
our flight,
342
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,438
I'm checking
you as luggage.
343
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,528
Attention!
344
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,182
Who are you supposed to be?
345
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,011
I'm General... Anesthesia.
Commander-in-Chief of the
346
00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:04,839
Salvation Armed Forces.
347
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,449
I've never heard of you.
348
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:08,234
Well, sure, that's because-
SCORPIONS!
349
00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:09,539
Ah! Ah!
350
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,803
Oh, calm down, they only
sting when you scream.
351
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:15,806
I can't stop screaming!
352
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,679
The football is in play. The
football is in play. Over.
353
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,463
Wait, was that the code?
354
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:21,856
Yes. Over.
355
00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,379
I forgot
what that one meant.
356
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:25,555
It means I've disabled the
guard, and you guys can come
357
00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:27,296
out now. Over.
358
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:28,732
Oh, right. Gotcha.
359
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,431
NO! You don't say "Gotcha."
It's "Roger."
360
00:19:31,474 --> 00:19:33,650
Right.
Gotcha, Roger.
361
00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,696
OH! I hate that guy.
362
00:19:35,739 --> 00:19:39,178
Hey Roger? The
radio's still on.
363
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,442
You'll never get away with
this.
364
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:49,100
See? That will trigger
an automatic alarm
365
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,580
unless you hit the
cutoff button.
366
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:51,581
Which one's that?
367
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:56,499
Big red one right there.
368
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,676
I am very disapointed in you.
369
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,418
I'm looking forward to hitting
you with my bell again. Sir!
370
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:07,293
Wait, no! You win. I surrender.
371
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,685
Sorry, General.
372
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:12,515
Guess you're a POW.
373
00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,691
Ow! Stop that!
374
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:19,696
Guard him. I'm going to chase
down those Greatwill punks.
375
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,828
He's the best we've
got.
376
00:20:26,573 --> 00:20:29,967
Hey! Ow!
377
00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,534
What took you so
long?
378
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,537
You sent me a letter. Come
on, let's get your car.
379
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:39,281
Oh, we will. But first...
380
00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:48,464
Okay, now!
381
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:51,293
You're stealing
Rottweilers? What for?
382
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,121
They are very intelligent
animals.
383
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,297
You can train them to do
pretty much anything.
384
00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,647
Sure. Oh, man. I've
really gotta go.
385
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,475
I don't want to be luggage!
386
00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,869
WHAT?!
387
00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,525
Cutting it close, Mister.
388
00:21:05,568 --> 00:21:08,397
I know. So, what kind of
swimsuit did you get?
389
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:09,485
Uh...
390
00:21:09,529 --> 00:21:11,182
Was it the "Helping Dan
391
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:14,316
get back at the Salvation Armed
Forces" kind of swimsuit?
392
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,361
Yes.
393
00:21:15,404 --> 00:21:18,233
It's okay. I got you one
yesterday.
394
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,286
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