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Grab bags.
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What a scam. They lure you
in with something you like.
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Hmm. Something with an
uplifting message.
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What is this?
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Nothing but a hockey
almanac, The Maple Pals...
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Sargent Saskatchewan?!
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This is the worst
comic book ever!
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No dark side! No inner rage! He
doesn even have any enemies!
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And politeness is not a super
power. So many maple leaves...
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Can I talk to you
for a minute, sir?
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It's "May I," and no.
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We need your help to save
the Canadian Geese.
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I don't even like
American Geese!
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One time a goose bit me
and stole my sandwich.
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I'm sure that's not true.
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Don't you impugn me,
You goose-smoocher!
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I say it bit me!l
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Like this! And this!
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Ugh, Sticky! Maple syrup?
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Who's responsible for this?
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CAAAANAAADAAAA!!!
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Hey, give us the ball back.
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Give me back my son!
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Perfect.
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Ahh! We don't come
to the park enough.
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This is so peaceful.
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Hello?
I'm covered in syrup!
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Who is this?
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Get over here right now.
We're going to war.
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With Canada.
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What's going on with Dan?
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Did he say something
about syrup?
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Yes, he's covered in it.
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Now, he wants
revenge on Canada.
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Oh that Dan.
Always covered in something.
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Dan?
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Wait, don't open the-
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Whoops.
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Hllp... mr...
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Ow.
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Let's go. You're driving.
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You're not getting in my
car all sticky like that.
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Pocket shower.
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Ahh, so clean you could
eat off me.
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I'm not going to do that.
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I'm just saying you could.
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Well, I'm not going to.
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Fine!
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So do we have a plan?
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Of course.
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We go to Canada and make them
pay for what they did to me.
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That's not really a "plan,"
so much as a "goal."
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Fine! You want a
plan? Here you go:
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Step one: we go to Canada.
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we make them pay
for what they did to me!
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Now it's a checklist.
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Would you focus!?
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Here's what I know about Canada.
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England and France had
a baby out of wedlock
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and that baby was Canada.
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Now as for Canadians...
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First, they drink maple syrup
directly out of the bottle.
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Second, most Canadians
are at least half bear.
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I don't think they're
actually Half bear, Dan.
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What do you know about it?
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A little bit, actually.
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Okay, Prime Minister,
you tell me.
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Canadians thrive
in cold climates.
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They live in the shadow
of a massive glacier,
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blissfully unaware of the
horrific fate that would befall
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them, should the glacier
ever collapse.
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Good, that's good.
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Maybe we can use that.
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What else?
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You could put a Canadian in a
lineup with a bunch of normal
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people, and you wouldn't
be able to tell.
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You have to wait until they
drop an "eh" or an "aboot."
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Or, and this is the good one...
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They say "sore-y."
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You're right, normal
people never apologize.
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No, it's not that.
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They say "sore-y" to
rhyme with "story."
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We say "sorry."
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What does that rhyme with?
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Mmm... Mata Hari?
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Wait, how do you know so much
about Canadians, anyway?
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Nothing, I just... No reason.
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What are you hiding from me?
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I'm one-sixteenth Canadian.
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And you never told me.
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It's not my fault!
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My great-great grandfather
came from Ottawa!
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Are you trying to
sabotage my mission?
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No! I'm as disgusted by
Canada as the next person.
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Honest.
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Prove it!
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I can't prove it.
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You're going to have to
trust me.
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And if I don't?
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Then you can get to Canada
on your own.
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I don't even know
where Canada is.
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It's north. You can't miss it.
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Figures you'd know that. I
suppose if you're one sixteenth
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Canadian you're still ten
sixteenths normal person.
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You're being ridiculous. And
your math doesn't even add up.
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What do you think the other
five sixteenths are?
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Goo?
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Oh well, Good evenin', eh?
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Puck slapping maple sucker.
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Be quiet, these guys are tough.
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Because they're half bear.
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So now, what's the purpose
of your visit to Canada?
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I wish to exact my vengeance
upon this blight of a nation.
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Oh. Ha-ha. Not today. Sorry!
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Unguarded border my foot.
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This fence looks electrified.
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Can't be. Canadians don't
have the technology yet.
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I can't - ow! Believe
he just- ow!
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Picked up my car with-
ow! His bare hands.
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Just hurry!
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Hey, can I use the
rubber gloves?
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I'm getting shocked here.
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No. My hands are cold.
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Canada sucks!
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What kind of
country is this?
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They still have all their trees!
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They're like baby teeth. The
landscape hasn't changed
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since the days of my
great great grandfather.
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Hey - Did I ever tell you about
him?
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No one wants to hear
your boring story.
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It was a hundred years ago...
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So when I say no one wants to
hear your boring story.
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what do you hear?
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It was a hundred years ago...
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My great-great-grandfather
was a woodsman,
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with a wife and young son.
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One day, he wandered into
the forest... Oh, Canada,
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O Canada... Lalala la
la, Canada... ...
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never to be seen again.
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Wow. Great story.
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It's not done. He comes back.
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You just said, "Never to be seen
again."
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Except when he came back.
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You're the worst
storyteller in the world.
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Anyway... It was some time
later. His wife had him
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declared dead. She remarried.
But then he comes walking out
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of the woods again.
I'm home, eh!
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Where have you been, eh?
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I was hiking through the
mountain and fell down a hole.
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Found a weak spot
in the glacier.
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Could cause an avalanche
and kill us all.
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Avalance?
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Don't get your hopes up.
He was crazy.
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I was trapped there for years.
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I had to do unspeakable
things to keep warm.
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What kind of things--
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I just said unspeakable!
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I'll tell you later when
we are snuggling.
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This is a little awkward.
I had you declared dead.
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I'm remarried now-
- to Skip. Hey.
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You couldn't wait for me?
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It's been six years. I had to
remarry after three.
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It's the law eh.
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Canadian law.
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Stay out of this Skip.
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They decided that he could sleep
in the barn until he figured
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out where he was going to
go. But that night...l
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What kind of name is Skip?
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Oh no! Eh!
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So you're descended from
a Canadian axe murderer?
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Attempted axe murderer. He
didn't manage to kill anyone.
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The family escaped,
and moved to the U.S.
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And what happened to your
great great-grandfather?
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He ran back into the woods,
heading towards the glacier...
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I hate Skip! I hate Canada!
I'll make you all sorey!
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You'll see, eh!?
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never to be seeln again.
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Except when he came back.
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No. This time he stayed missing.
Some say he's still out there,
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to this day.
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So he'd be like a hundred and
thirty.
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About that.
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So he's probably not
still out there.
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Probably not.
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Probably eaten by a Yeti.
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He wasn't eaten
by a Yeti, Dan.
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How do you know? This
country is lousy with yetis.
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Maybe he ran across one.
Maybe they became friends.
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Maybe he married one.
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My great-great-grandfather
was not a Yeti-lover!
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Whoa, whoa! Is that
even a thing?
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I thought I was just
messing with you.
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It is a thing. A bad
shameful thing!
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Heh. Yeti lover.
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Hey!!
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Great. Now I've got snow in my
pockets.
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We have got to get to
that glacier.
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Were you listening to my story?
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My great grandfather was off his
rocker.
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It's like they say, l Insanity
breeds truth.
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They don't say that.
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Sure they do.
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I want to go home.
Canada makes me feel ursine.
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Can I have a bite
of that sandwich?
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Get your own food!
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We've been marching for days!
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Canada's a big place, Dan. In
fact, it's the second largest-
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"Canada's a big place, Dan. In
fact it's the second largest
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country in land mass-- blah blah blah...
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wide variety of climates!"
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Ahh!
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What? Are we at the
glacier?
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Even better! Ice rink!
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This isn't the plan!
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Triple axle nailed it!
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Okay you've had your
fun, now let's go.
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Not yet. I want to work
on my salchow.
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UNBELIEVABLE!!
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Whup!
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I'm getting frostbite.
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That's what you get for
derailing the plan.
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Are you sure this is the
most effective mode of
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transportation?
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Of course! These things
can run for hours.
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Drat.
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Wait a minute...
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Look, they spelled "Stop"
wrong. Canadians.
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It's French. I think
we're in Quebec.
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What? I hate Quebec!
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I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
I hate it!!
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Look What's this?
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Hm. I'm beginning to like
their style.
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You are not allowed
here. Go away.
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Ah! Come in, come in!
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Come with me, please.
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Oooh! Haw-ckey!
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Haw-key? You're becoming more
Canadian by the second. Grrr.
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And now, please welcome,
your... Toronto Ontarians!
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Hey, I'm drowning, eh?
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For years, we have looked for
the weak spot in the glacier.
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So the weak spot exists!
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Your ancestor wasn't crazy,
after all.
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Except for the... you know.
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I'd really like you to
stop doing that.
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We need a more specific map of
the glacier to find the ice cave
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If we get your map, you'll
hurt Canada?
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Yes! It is true! Once we
tunnel through the weak spot,
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the glacier will collapse,
causing a,
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how you say, "avalanche?"
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Snow tsunami.
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Oui. This will ruin springtime
for the whole of Canada!
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Ha, ha! Say goodbye to your
holiday on Nova Scotia,
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Canadians!
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Wait, aren't you Can-
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Dan, no!
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What's this all about?
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The Quebecois think
they're French.
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Ohhh, I see the problem
here.
259
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Okay, you guys are here.
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And aaaaallll the way
over here... is France.
261
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You're just confused, geographically.
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Oof!
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Would you get up?
We're on a mission.
264
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You landed on my kidneys.
265
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You, you, you!
266
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What about ME? What about
MY kidneys?! Stay focused.
267
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We need to find that map.
268
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All right, where to now?
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The Geological
Society of Canada.
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Where's that?
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No idea.
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Is there such a thing?
273
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No idea.
274
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:01,291
Okay, help me find a good map of
the glacier.
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One with numbers on it and
stuff.
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00:15:03,511 --> 00:15:04,555
How about this one?
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Perfect.
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00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,125
Here we are in the
third period.
279
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,823
It's a riveting game, with the
score still tied at zero.
280
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:14,609
And both teams still drowning.
281
00:15:14,652 --> 00:15:17,612
Now, to cover our tracks.
282
00:15:17,655 --> 00:15:18,961
What are you doing?
283
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,571
Burning the place down.
284
00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,791
What is with you and arson!?
285
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Fire is the cleanser!
286
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:29,363
No, Dan! Stop it!
287
00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:45,248
Are those curling brooms?
288
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:47,424
Yeah, from, like
nineteen eighty!
289
00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,470
Ow! Ah! Ouch!
290
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:56,259
Such harsh bristles on my soft,
supple skin!
291
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,829
Don't you find it weird
that the bristles hurt
292
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,135
more than the stick?
293
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,571
At least they were nice
enough to drop us at the
294
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hospital after they beat
us. Canadians are polite.
295
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,055
Violent, but polite.
296
00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:11,144
We should get out of here
before they bring us a bill
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00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,710
for millions of dollars.
298
00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:15,322
They have socialized
medicine up here, Dan.
299
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,714
They're not going to charge
us.
300
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,500
Ahh! I can't believe
what I'm hearing!
301
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:20,718
Don't take their side!
302
00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:21,589
Sorry.
303
00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,765
Did you just say "sorey"!?!
304
00:16:23,808 --> 00:16:27,116
Uh, no. You're hearing things.
305
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:30,163
You did! You said
"sorey!"
306
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,468
I did not.
307
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,687
I've had my doubts about
you from the beginning!
308
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,864
You've been sabotaging
me this whole time
309
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:38,388
you big dumb caribou!
310
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:39,215
I've been helping you,
311
00:16:39,259 --> 00:16:41,087
you ungrateful hoser!
312
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,612
Hoser? I knew it! You
are a half-bear.
313
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,309
And I don't need
you! Get out!
314
00:16:46,353 --> 00:16:47,180
Fine!
315
00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:48,224
Fine!
316
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,399
Good luck getting home.
317
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,140
Good luck being stupid.
318
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:55,927
Well good luck....you're
stupid.
319
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:06,373
You're holding it upside-down.
320
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,201
I know that! right-side up.
321
00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,333
Wait a minute... What's this?
322
00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:13,075
I don't know. I can't
read maps.
323
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,381
I've got it!
324
00:17:14,424 --> 00:17:15,599
What?
325
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:18,602
You want to destroy
Canada - follow me!
326
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:21,127
I'm taking this stethoscope.
327
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:22,650
We've got a lot of
ground to cover,
328
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,305
and not much time to
do it. Did you know a
329
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,090
Grizzly will outrun a horse
over short distances?
330
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,919
No. Absolutely not.
331
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,402
You can talk to bears?
332
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,318
What did you say? Were
you talking about me?
333
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:44,367
It's a bear thing, you
wouldn't understand.
334
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:45,412
Whoa
335
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:55,422
I'm bored.
336
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:56,640
Bored!?
337
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:59,252
We're riding a grizzly
bear up a cliff!
338
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:03,343
Yeah, but we're missing so
much good TV.
339
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,481
What's a KM? Canadian Miles?
340
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:12,830
Basically.
341
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,441
Are we there yet?
342
00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:17,270
We're here!
343
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,670
Is that...
344
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,411
Oh! A frozen mooseburger!
345
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:33,677
And my great-great-grandfather's
skeleton.
346
00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:36,898
Hm. Weird. Looks like he
spent the last years of his
347
00:18:36,941 --> 00:18:40,119
life trying to chop through
the weak spot in the glacier.
348
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121
At least your family is
good for something.
349
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,688
Helping me. That
and axe murder.
350
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,081
Attempted axe murder.
351
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,519
Then your family's only good
for one thing.
352
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,611
Get to choppin'.
353
00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:04,143
That's it. We found it.
354
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:17,373
Wait. I want to do it.
355
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,421
Don't you growl at me.
356
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:22,335
I didn't-
357
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,907
Oh, come on!
358
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,475
Chris! Help me!!!
359
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:41,702
RROOAARR!!
360
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:44,574
Wow! You ARE Half bear!
361
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:54,715
I didn't want to do this.
362
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:59,154
Bad Yeti! You're a bad Yeti!
363
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,330
Now apologize to
your Uncle Chris!
364
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:04,290
I am not related
to a Y---!
365
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,949
I knew this was good
for something.
366
00:20:11,993 --> 00:20:14,561
Did you see the ring on
that Yeti's finger?
367
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:17,520
What was that?
368
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,088
I said, "It had my family
crest on it," okay?!
369
00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:22,221
That's why my family
left Canada.
370
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:24,266
I thought it was because
of the axe murder thing.
371
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,703
Please, axe murderers are
a dime a dozen up here.
372
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,749
Every family has at least one.
373
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:32,318
It was the shame of being
related to a
374
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:33,319
...Yeti Lover.
375
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,582
Oh, buddy...
376
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,714
Just... don't.
377
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:40,674
Come on Chris!
378
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,163
Time to go!
379
00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:04,437
Ah, eh, the first
bud of spring.
380
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,482
Oh, no, eh.
381
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:13,228
Sacre Bleu! Be careful
what you wish for!
382
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,630
Awww, A hundred and two.
383
00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:30,463
Chris... Get over here
and make me some soup.
384
00:21:30,506 --> 00:21:32,595
Who's that?
385
00:21:33,857 --> 00:21:35,990
Telemarketer. I'll get
you some more tea.
386
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:40,033
...chicken noodle... Maybe some
beef broth...... Hello.?
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