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No, you shut up!
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Shut up!
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What are you, stupid?
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I said "Shut up!"
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Okay. Bye, Grandma.
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{knock at the door]
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Hey, Dan.
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I thought you were ditching
me for Elise today.
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She's building a code-breaking
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supercomputer for the NSA.
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To spy on Finland?
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I don't think so.
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What a waste of time.
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Hey, Elise's birthday is
coming up.
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You got that 20 bucks you
owe me?
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Make her buy her own
present.
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Yeah, that's what we did
last year,
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and you said you would pay
me back this time.
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You'll have to speak with my
attorney.
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Dan, this is not a legal
matter.
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I'm not suing you,
I just want my money.
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Well then you'll have to
speak with my accountant.
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Hey, that's a cute bear.
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Where'd you get it?
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The last time I was at the
dentist's,
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I had a root canal.
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They gave me that bear to
make me stop screaming.
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It didn't work.
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Don't you have to have your
permanent teeth before they
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can give you a root canal?
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That's what I said!
But the dentist bamboozled
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my parents with this fancy
medical jargon.
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Tell you what - I'll take
this bear,
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give it to Elise, and we'll
call it even.
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No!
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Give it back!
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Let go! This bear has
sentimental value!
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This bear is payment of
debt!
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Aauuughhh!
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Dan, your tooth!
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You're gonna have
to go to the - -
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DEEEENNNNTIIIIIST!
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Stupid dentist.
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He did this on purpose!
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What a jerk!
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He'll get his.
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Right now?
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Of course not right now!
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I'm in horrible pain!
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Okay, but I don't see how
this is the dentist's fault.
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Obviously he gave me that
teddy bear because he knew
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this would happen!
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He knew that you'd break
your tooth on it?
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How?
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Don't you get it?!
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It's part of his plot to
keep me coming back!
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Decades later?
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He's a long term strategist,
and he's playing four
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dimensional chess, and we're
his ball of string.
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I think you're mixing up
games.
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Go fish! I'm in horrible
pain!
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Well, it worked.
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You've got to see a dentist
about your tooth.
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And play into their hands?
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What other option do you
have?
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We're going to fix it
ourselves.
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We?
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You, mostly.
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I can't see inside my own
mouth.
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I'm not a dentist.
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Exactly, so I can trust you.
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Kind of.
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I'm not putting my
hand in your mouth.
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You're a biter.
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You're helping, so shut up.
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Are you sure you want me to use
a hot glue gun on your mouth?
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For the umpteenth time yes!
You're overthinking!
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How else are we going
to stick this back on?
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It says "Not for use
on human tissue."
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That's just lawyer talk!
They have to say that so
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nobody does anything stupid.
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Now glue my tooth
back in my mouth!
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Okay...
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Glue's ready.
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One, two...
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I think you melted my face
off!
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Don't be silly.
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You moved before any of the
glue came out.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well that was a good test
run.
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Let's do it for real this
time.
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Where's the tooth?
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I swallowed it.
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So... how do we...
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We wait... and then you'll
have to...
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Yeah... I don't really want
to...
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Fine! So we use something
else!
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You big baby!
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Okay, okay!
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I'm going to call Elise.
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I once saw her perform an
emergency tracheotomy with
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nothing but her thumbnail
and a bendy straw.
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Hello
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Hey, gorgeous.
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Oh, come on!
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Stop making kissy-face and
help me!
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Quiet!
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What's up?
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Oh, uh...
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Just a quick question.
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If something breaks, what's
the best way to fix it?
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Depends.
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What's broken?
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Hypothetically?
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Dan's tooth.
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Only we can't find all the
pieces anymore.
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Of course.
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Did she say something
disparaging?
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Shh!
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So, uh, any recommendations?
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Yes.
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Go to the dentist.
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I suggested that.
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Dan won't do it.
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What's she saying?
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She says to go to the
dentist.
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That's the dumbest idea I've
ever heard!
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I thought you said she was
smart.
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Hey!
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Shh!
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Don't shush me!
I'm the victim here!
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Shush you!
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Uh, he won't go.
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And he's usually so logical.
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So, maybe we could glue a
fake tooth in there or
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something?
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What is this, the Dark Ages?
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Are you going to bleed
him with leeches next?
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Would leeches help?
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Chris!
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No leeches?
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No leeches!
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Fine, fine.
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And don't put your
fingers in Dan's mouth.
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It's filthy in there.
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I guess so.
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How's your super computer
coming?
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Almost finished.
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I rented us Chainsaw
Bloodbath for later.
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Oh? I thought we were
renting a romantic comedy.
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This looked more fun.
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Greeeeeaaaaat.
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Chainsaw Bloodbath, can't wait.
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You should really tell her
those movie give you
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nightmares.
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I know.
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So what did she say?
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She can't help.
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She says you need a dentist.
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I knew it! Girls are awful!
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I hate everyone!
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This ought to do.
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Let's glue it in.
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It's stuck.
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Force it.
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Okay.
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What are you, psycho?!
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You said- Forget it.
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I never thought it would
come to this...
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Drive me to the dentist.
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I can't believe you were
going to hit me in the face
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with a hammer.
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Wait... This is a children's
dentist's office.
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Children have teeth.
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That one doesn't.
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Look, I go to the dentist
every other decade or so.
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Last time, I was a kid.
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And why are you going to the
same dentist?
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I thought you hated him.
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I do! But he's-!
He's all I know.
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Hi, Danny, welcome back.
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Let's update your forms.
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It's Dan.
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And I'm a grown man, with
grown man needs.
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Hey! I'll be over here.
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She was cute.
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She hates me.
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Were you rude to her?
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No!
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A little.
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Only a little?
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Wow - that's a big
step for you.
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You should ask her out.
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Absolutely not.
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She's in league with the
devil, a.k.a. my dentist.
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Danny, we're ready for you
now.
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Call me "Danny" again and
you'll be sorrier than
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you've ever been in your
miserable,
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worthless, tooth-scraping
life.
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Your son is weird.
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He really is.
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Unhand me wench!
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Sir, please quit struggling!
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Why, so you can put me under
and steal my kidneys?!
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I'm not gonna wake up in a
bathtub full of ice!
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Hello, Danny!
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Nice to see you again.
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You!
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Shall we take a look-see?
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You can take a look-see at
my fist,
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tooth-jacker!
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Now, let's just calm down.
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I promise I'll only look, okay?
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Oh, dear.
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Been some time since we've
been in for a visit.
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How'd you break your tooth?
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You know darn well.
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It was your trap bear.
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Hmm?
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Well, let's start with a
simple cleaning.
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It won't hurt a bit, I promise.
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Wait, no!
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No!
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Get away from me!
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AAaauuugghhh!
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Oh, my GOODNESS!
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Ahhh!
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Help!
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Chris!
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Save me!
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Aahhhhhh!
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Mommy, I'm scared.
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I'm sure he's fine, dear.
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Please, just kill me!
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Chris! Help!
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Chris! Oh, it burns!
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It BURNS!
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How's it going?
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We haven't done anything
yet.
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Haven't even touched him.
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I know what you're planning!
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Chris, quick, knock him
unconscious!
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Hey... you...
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wannagoto... amovie... withme?
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Was he like that last time?
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He was... smaller.
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Well, that was the worst
experiences in my lifetime
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of bad experiences.
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You were unconscious for
most of it.
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I had nightmares the whole
time. It was horrible.
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I dreamt I was at the
Dentist's office getting
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my teeth fixed...
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At least your tooth is
fixed.
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Oh, before I forget, the
hygienist said you have to
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come back next week.
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What?!
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Yeah, apparently you have a
cavity they couldn't fill
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before the gas wore off.
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Augh!
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Now do you see what the
dentist does?!
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FIX TEETH.
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He fixes teeth,
Dan.
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Every time he fixes
something,
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he breaks something else!
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Like a crooked auto
mechanic!
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It's how he keeps people
coming back!
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You haven't been back since
you learned how to tie your
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shoes!
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And now twice in one week!
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Don't you think that's
suspicious?
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Not really.
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Well it is!
274
00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:08,635
And I'm going to get him for
it.
275
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:09,940
What's your plan?
276
00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:12,160
We're going to kidnap the
Dentist.
277
00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:15,206
Then you're going to hold
him down while I drill a
278
00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,905
hole in his face.
279
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:21,038
Wow. I am so not
okay with that.
280
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:23,258
Aw come on!
You said you'd help!
281
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,260
Look, I'm watching a movie
with Elise in like an hour.
282
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:27,262
Can I drop you off at home?
283
00:09:27,305 --> 00:09:28,611
Quisling.
284
00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,395
If I knew what that meant,
would I be offended?
285
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:31,832
Probably.
286
00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:44,845
Are you sure you're enjoying
this?
287
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,716
It's a guy with a chainsaw
in an orphanage.
288
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:50,285
What's not to - WHOA Mama!
That's a lot of blood!
289
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:53,767
What was that?
290
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,203
There's something in
the tree!
291
00:09:55,246 --> 00:09:57,379
It's Dan.
292
00:09:57,422 --> 00:09:58,902
Are you sure?
293
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,601
I'm sure.
294
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:03,385
Chris?
295
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:04,299
Chris!
296
00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:07,694
Can I help you, Dan?
297
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:08,608
No. I need Chris.
298
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,480
Dan! We're watching
a movie.
299
00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:12,524
She's watching a movie.
300
00:10:12,568 --> 00:10:14,396
You're shaking like a
chihuahua.
301
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:15,789
Am not!
302
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,269
You were trembling, honey.
But it was a very manly
303
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:19,488
tremble.
304
00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:21,316
Look, I can prove that my
dentist is evil.
305
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:23,100
But I need your help.
306
00:10:23,144 --> 00:10:24,232
You should go.
307
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,320
You weren't enjoying the
movie anyway.
308
00:10:25,363 --> 00:10:26,626
Really?
309
00:10:26,669 --> 00:10:28,323
Just don't do anything
illegal.
310
00:10:28,366 --> 00:10:30,804
Of course we wouldn't!
311
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,327
Promise?
312
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,372
I promise.
313
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,428
I promised Elise we wouldn't
do anything illegal.
314
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:48,909
Why would you lie to your
wife like that?
315
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:49,736
You said-!
316
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,302
Shh! Come on!
317
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:54,871
And try not to make
any noise.
318
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,917
Shh!
319
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,141
Let me see the toolbox.
320
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:13,281
Are you going to pry the
door open?
321
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,674
Because that might make a
lot of noise,
322
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,676
and I'm worried that- .
323
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,333
Okay dan, you can stop now.
324
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,379
That's big enough
to crawl through.
325
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:31,473
Are you done?
326
00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,648
Let's go.
327
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,650
You think you broke
enough glass, Dan?
328
00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:42,789
Wait.
329
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,315
What are you doing?
330
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,056
Looking for laser beams.
331
00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,492
It's why I keep this
deodorant around.
332
00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:53,277
You ever think you might
have more luck with girls if
333
00:11:53,321 --> 00:11:54,496
you used it on yourself?
334
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:56,411
Agh!
335
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:57,934
Stop it!
336
00:11:59,936 --> 00:12:01,416
Huh? Huh?
337
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:02,634
What?
338
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:06,073
What do you think the
"S.V." stands for?
339
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:08,031
What do you think it stands
for?
340
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,338
Super Villain.
341
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,774
Oh, he's not a super
villain, Dan.
342
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,123
You're being ridiculous.
343
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:16,300
Oh, so you're the expert
on super villains now.
344
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:17,127
Hand me the crowbar.
345
00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:20,130
Or, we could just...
346
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,917
What kind of super villain
leaves his door unlocked?
347
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,962
Fine. We'll break
it on the way out.
348
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:36,190
Here we go. My dental records.
349
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,453
Wow, that's some bad
handwriting.
350
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,585
It's not handwriting, it's
code.
351
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,109
I don't think so.
352
00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:42,892
Ah, ha!
353
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:49,856
What is it?
354
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,031
Whoa.
355
00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:51,901
It's still in code, though.
356
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,208
Hmmm. I can't crack it.
357
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,600
We need someone smart.
358
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,603
Who's smarter than us?
359
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,170
Sure, no problem.
360
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,259
It'll take about a minute.
361
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,479
Lucky for you the NSA
doesn't pick this baby up
362
00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,697
until Monday.
363
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:11,834
Dan, do you have something
to say to Elise?
364
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:17,927
Thank you.
365
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,973
Hmm... It's a record
of dental procedures,
366
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,626
but you're right, Dan.
367
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,150
Every time a patient goes
in,
368
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,021
The Dentist does something
that will force them to come
369
00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:25,674
back.
370
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:26,718
Look, right here.
371
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,155
Here's where he fixed your
tooth,
372
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,070
but here's where he drilled
a cavity while you were
373
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,723
under the anesthetic.
374
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:34,422
I knew it! I knew it!
375
00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:38,034
Now will you help me drill a
hole in his face!?
376
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,080
Okay.
377
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:54,616
Eep!
378
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,358
After him!
379
00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,756
Now we've got him!
380
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,805
He's gone!
381
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,763
You're not thinking like a
super villain.
382
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:16,812
He's not a super vill----
I'm sure that's something
383
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,335
all dentists have.
384
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:32,175
He's getting a----
He's getting a----
385
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:34,743
He's getting away!
386
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,487
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHOOOWWWWWWW!
387
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:41,010
He's getting away!
388
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,014
To the carmobile!
389
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:20,920
I've always wanted to
do that!
390
00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,060
He's almost to the highway!
391
00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:32,627
Get him!
392
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,860
That's just great.
393
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:50,775
I can't believe you lost
him!
394
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:51,951
Nice driving.
395
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,778
He's got to be around here
somewhere...
396
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:01,047
Maybe in that giant tooth.
397
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,439
It's a molar.
398
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:06,008
I bet it's because of the
whole "dentist" thing.
399
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,053
You think?
400
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,446
So when do you want to
apologize?
401
00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,667
Apologize for what?
402
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:13,494
"He's not a supervillain,
Dan.
403
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,191
You're being ridiculous."
404
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:16,236
That doesn't even sound like
me.
405
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:19,065
He escaped in a
supercar and fled
406
00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:21,154
to his desert superfortress.
407
00:16:21,197 --> 00:16:24,026
So? Maybe he's...a...
408
00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:26,594
He's a supervillain.
409
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,682
And?
410
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,379
And you were right and I was
wrong.
411
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:32,034
As we've all come to expect.
412
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,950
Let's go!
413
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,084
Let's go? I just admitted
he was a super villain.
414
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,041
This is way out of our
league.
415
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,347
We need to call the cops.
416
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,218
The cops don't take
my calls anymore.
417
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,741
Besides, we've got this!
418
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308
There's no door.
419
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:46,875
No problem.
420
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:00,976
Dan, watch out!
421
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,499
Dentobots!
422
00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,335
Open wide!
423
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:20,387
The door!
424
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:30,875
What is this stuff?
425
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,181
It's dental floss!
426
00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,139
What's that?
427
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,705
Hit him!
428
00:17:36,142 --> 00:17:37,143
Ow!
429
00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:39,058
That was so stupid.
430
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,494
I am in so much pain right
now!
431
00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:45,325
Dan, finish it!
432
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,370
Rinse that out and spit!
433
00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:56,423
Look out!
434
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,652
Stop right there madman!
435
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,612
Try a little Novocaine!
436
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,178
Oh, no.
437
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:15,529
I'm going numb.
438
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,531
Now you're gonna get it.
439
00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:18,532
Not likely, I'm afraid.
440
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:25,582
I call this- -The
Excruciator!
441
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:29,195
Did you really think you
could stop me with brute force?
442
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,153
I had a feeling about you,
Danny.
443
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:37,768
It's... Dan... I'm... a grown
man... with a... grown man's
444
00:18:37,812 --> 00:18:39,292
needs!
445
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,295
While you were under
sedation,
446
00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,731
I put a device in your
dental implant.
447
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:49,128
I can cause you excruciating
agony any time I want.
448
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,477
You... Jerk...
449
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:54,002
It's one of my many
inventions.
450
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:57,136
I believe you're familiar
with my enamel-seeking teddy
451
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:59,181
bear?
452
00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:02,184
At any rate, I built this
base as a test facility for
453
00:19:02,228 --> 00:19:03,664
my latest project.
454
00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:06,971
You see, I want even more
than to just cause pain to
455
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,147
countless children.
456
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,845
Chris... Get... Up...
457
00:19:10,888 --> 00:19:11,802
I can't.
458
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:13,456
I'm all floppy.
459
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,590
My new device, built as the
heart of this fortress,
460
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:19,723
will allow me to control the
mind of anyone who's ever
461
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:24,380
had a filling, crown,
root canal, or bridge.
462
00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:25,425
It will be finished
tomorrow,
463
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:28,428
and then I shall rule the
world!
464
00:19:32,301 --> 00:19:36,175
And now our little game has
come to an end.
465
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,961
For what it's worth, you
were the only one to figure
466
00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:41,049
me out.
467
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:44,052
It's a shame I must destroy
you now.
468
00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:47,708
Goodbye, Danny.
469
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:52,756
The name... is... Dan!
470
00:19:56,020 --> 00:20:00,329
Wha- Aahhh!
471
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,548
Ha!
472
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:05,029
Brought low by your own
nefarious device!
473
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,422
My teeth!
474
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:07,989
My beautiful teeth!
475
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:17,390
Noooo!
476
00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:21,132
Self destruct activated. Twenty,
nineteen, eighteen, 17,
477
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:31,186
16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10,
9, 8, 7
478
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:37,323
You're so heavy!
479
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,062
Sorry.
480
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:40,239
Have a nice day. Goodbye.
481
00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:48,856
Now that's what I call tooth
decay.
482
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:49,900
Ha.
483
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,340
I can't believe you're
making me drive us home.
484
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,298
I still can't move.
What if I'm completely
485
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,605
numb for the rest of my life?
486
00:20:58,648 --> 00:20:59,301
Pinch.
487
00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:00,346
Ow.
488
00:21:00,389 --> 00:21:03,262
See? You're getting better
buddy.
489
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,264
Hooray.
490
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:10,486
Hey you.
491
00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:12,793
I rented us another movie.
492
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,448
It's been a rough day.
I don't know if I'm up
493
00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:18,277
for Chainsaw Bloodbath 2.
494
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,540
That's what I figured.
495
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:22,585
You're the greatest.
496
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,639
All my work... for nothing!
497
00:21:34,118 --> 00:21:38,122
Daaaannnnnn!!!
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