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What's up, "business angel"?

- When does your workday start? - I overslept.

I work so many hours...

Hey, I have two jobs,

Shouldn't he rest twice as much too?

Okay, bye, honey.

See you later, okay?

Okay, I'll take a shower and come down.

Didn't we agree that you wouldn't sleep with your employee?

Yes, yes. I was asking about the pressure of the tuk-tuks.

- that has a low wheel and... - Sex with Gabriela is prohibited.

There is a power relationship; it is a flawed consent.

Yes. She's a bit of a vixen, yes.

Don't you think he's with you because you give him a job?

And not because he likes you?

- I don't care. - Well, I do care.

Tuk Tuk Rivas has a code of ethics

- And we have to respect that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Is that clear? - Clarinet.

Well then, let's get to work!

- No, but vÃstete. - Oh well.

Okay, okay. I'll get dressed and go downstairs, keys.

The serology is negative, everything is fine.

[sighs] "Safe?"

A junkie squatter gave him a blowjob.

- Greta... - What?

We wouldn't be here if you weren't vengeful.

It wasn't for revenge, he sucked me off without consent.

- Excuse me? - Did you tell him no?

I didn't say yes either.

Only yes means yes.

Honestly, for once I have a fling with a neighbor.

Well, and the one from Bayer...

- Do you see how resentful you are? - No.

It was I who insisted that Amador sleep with you.

Do you think it's normal for my husband to look for a lover for me?

She was so happy, I didn't want to take away her joy.

Couple therapy

You have it on the second floor.

Something I highly recommend to my patients

It is about engaging in dialogue from a place of gratitude.

I would appreciate it.

that you stop being such an idiot.

I would appreciate it if you didn't insult people every time you open your fucking mouth.

- No, let's see... - I'm not insulting you, I'm defining you.

This is not about disguising reproaches.

The idea is for you to express what you appreciate about each other. Go ahead.

Remember when you fell in love. What brought you together?

- Alcohol. - Traumas with his mother.

The more he mistreated him, the more he crawled.

That I was crawling?

I even got a girlfriend and she insisted on being the other woman.

Then she got her hopes up, believing she would be my son's stepmother with my ex.

It was a lie, like everything else. Because he's a fucking liar.

Guys, it's okay. Let's change the exercise, okay?

From now on,

for every reproach, the insult that escapes them,

You have to reward yourselves with two compliments.

Are the vehicles capable?

I'm removing the stage and putting in a VIP area.

which always gives the place cachet.

And there I put a "bartender" making cocktails,

which is what brings in the most money.

Cariño, ¿tú estás ás seguro? Si estás bien como estás.

You have a good salary, a very convenient schedule,

- You can take the girl to school... - Cristina, I need new challenges.

- And I want you to admire me. - But I already admire you, my love.

Why?

- You're a very good father. - So?

And a very good husband.

- And you still have hair! - Is that it?

What do you mean it's already done? There are three things.

- Cristina, why are you with me? - Oh, look, Martín...

- No, "look, Martin", no. - I'm in a hurry.

- But answer me. - I'll see you later.

Cristina.

- I love you! - Cristina!

Are you seriously going to transfer the business to Martín? Why?

Due to a change in the business model, due to an adjustment in investment,

- Because I'm fed up... - You chickened out, you wimp.

¡Blandenegue!

Cristina isn't sure.

- And why are you telling her? - She's my wife.

Egg, egg... egg.

She's already looking for a replacement for you.

Why?

He doesn't support you, he thinks you're useless...

Mrs. Fine has seen right through you. You're useless!

I think the next conversation is going to be about "What's wrong with us?".

I disagree.

We have our little problems, like all couples, but...

- And how was it in bed? - Good... With substances, good.

- You've got two news cycles left. - Your wife sees you as a loser.

- Fight for your dreams, damn it! - Fight... loser!

Come on!

- Hello. - Oh, look. Talking about losers.

And that's it!

Neighbors...

My mother... has died.

¡Olé! ¡Olé! ¡Caña aquÃ!

Amador, it's not funny. I'm devastated.

But didn't you want to inherit the house?

That's why I'm devastated. The bitch had

A reverse mortgage has left me with nothing.

Because I refused to pay the ransom

because of the fake kidnapping you staged,

It was a little sore.

Agustin, we share your feelings.

I've never understood that expression.

How can you feel the same if no one has died?

No, no, we don't feel the same way, we share your feelings.

And how do you accompany a feeling if you don't feel it?

- I'm sorry for your loss. - Why? It's not your fault.

- Agustín, what a shame! - There, there, there...

See? I believe that.

Do you have a moment?

Sometimes we just don't realize it

about the importance of drinking quality water.

We exercise, we eat healthy,

But now, with the new Puresplash smart filter,

with its alkalizing technology that regulates pH,

we can guarantee that at all times

We drink healthy water, with low mineral content,

so that our kidneys have less work to do.

Free from chlorine and chemical contaminants,

and with low dry residue.

With Puresplash your life improves.

Now I have to work. How did I do?

The Puresplash filter, with its active hydrogen membrane,

It leaves the pH of the water at 7.5, like that of human blood.

What for?

For... uh...

To prevent acidification of the body.

But how much does this cost?

And what about pesticides?

In 2024, food products containing at least 106 pesticides were sold.

of which 59 were endocrine disruptors.

- Holy Virgin! - You don't even know what that is.

- Well, that's very bad. - Besides, that way you'll stop consuming

2196 plastic bottles per year,

and you won't have to carry heavy jugs up the stairs.

It's a bass.

Okay. Fine. Sorry, I'm just following a script...

Why do we want a filter?

They cut off our water this morning.

Quiet! There's a power outage.

It improves your skin too, huh?

We need to take precautions, because stains can appear.

- Are you calling me old? - No, no, no.

You look great for your age.

I don't know your age, but you can always do better.

With the Puresplash filter and its reverse osmosis membrane...

How much does this shit cost?

Do you have any allergies?

- Dairy products. And grains. - But shut up.

Pollen contains water-soluble proteins

that affect your mucous membranes.

How much does it cost? Because... Because if it's going to make me younger...

With the Puresplash filter you stimulate your cellular mitochondria

and you stop the shortening of telomeres.

Can you tell us the price?

What if I told you that for the price of a Puresplash filter

I'll give you two, one for the kitchen and one for the bathroom?

- And how much does it cost? - And the pathogens?

At his age, a cold can be deadly:

bacteria, viruses, fungi...

Archaea, protozoa, prions...

But the Puresplash filter, with its ultraviolet lamp...

You fucking geek, either you tell us how much that filter costs,

800,000 volts will fry your deranged brain.

Antonio! The Nazi might come out.

Let's see, they are...

3990 euros.

- But it can be paid for... - How much?

Get out of here, man! 4000 euros for a filter?

You've gone completely crazy over the filter, "bro".

Has anyone bought this from you? I find that impossible.

Come on, comb your hair.

Antonio, how much is your family's health worth to you?

Much less than that! Go scam your whore of a mother!

- She's dead. - That's better for her.

[timbre]

- Can I help you? - No. The question is:

Can I help you?

Good morning, I have an offer that may interest you:

fiber optic and mobile bundle plus television

with a smartphone...

Well, what do I know about when you take your nap?

It's eleven o'clock in the morning!

No, you can go to hell!

[timbre]

[persistent ringing of the doorbell]

Yes, just a moment!

"Zorreo en el recreo" has been cancelled due to low ratings.

Fuck them, for killing me.

My career has hit rock bottom.

At least you haven't been cancelled.

Being an actor is a bitch. One day you're here and the next...

No, no, no. Be quiet, don't say it.

Lola, we can't depend on the industry.

If we want to be someone, we must generate

Our own content. Look.

"The Labyrinth of Whispers."

Drama, of course, so that I get lots of awards.

Oh, did you write it?

Almost everything. With a little help from ChatGPT.

It is a story of impossible love between a schizophrenic patient

and a brilliant but tormented psychiatrist.

That's how I take advantage of Dr. Ventura's momentum.

Sounds good!

Do you want to be my co-star?

- The schizophrenic? - [nods]

- I love it! - Oh, I wrote it thinking of you!

- Really? - Yes, yes.

Logi! I demand to see my grandson!

That his daughter has forbidden it.

He doesn't have to know. And I'll bring you a cake.

- Chocolate? - Anything you want!

No, no, no.

So, why ask what?

- Mom! - Honey, I'm going to report you

through psychological torture.

Get lost.

How has he behaved?

- Very well, crying the whole time. - Oh.

He has good lungs.

- Oh, come with grandma... - Don't be a pest, don't invade!

It is inhumane to separate a grandmother from her grandson!

- Don't you feel a little sorry for them? - No.

Not even a little bit?

No, it stresses me out, and if I get stressed I eat more.

And if I can't get back into Yolifit, I want to teach people how to recover.

The body after childbirth. How do I teach how to recover the body?

What if my body doesn't recover after childbirth?

Yes.

Maybe you're a little neurotic.

Ah, insult. Two compliments.

- Neurotic is not an insult. - Two compliments.

You have a lot of personality.

[nods]

And that haircut suits you very well.

- Liar. - Ah! Reproach. Two compliments.

Calling him a liar is not a reproach.

- It's the truth, you idiot. - Now I get it. Two compliments.

- It slipped out, it's a habit. - Well, two compliments.

- You look great. - That's one.

I'm thinking, yes, I'm thinking.

And you shower every day.

See? You can see it here.

tap water has a high level of chlorine and...

How much does the filter cost?

Why don't you tell me? I'm worried.

Bruno, how much do you value the health of your family?

You may not have a family, but you will value your health.

Less and less.

Since I can't seem to be happy, I often ask myself,

What am I doing here?

That's depression.

¿Y sabes qué provoca depresión?

A high level of heavy metals

like lead or copper in your body.

But the Puresplash filter, with its technology

from an ion exchanger, it eliminates...

The filter is really good, but...

Pruébala.

Pruébala.

What does it know?

- To water. - Cheers!

Chlorine-free, lime-free, microbe-free,

but maintaining optimal mineralization.

Agustin, I have a lot of things to do, really.

Okay, I won't keep you any longer.

But do you mind if I call my boss?

So you can see that I've spoken to you and I can get paid.

the 10 euros for the visit.

But... but do you charge ten euros per visit?

If I make the sale, 40.

With one a day, I would reach the minimum wage.

But it's not easy.

Okay, call him.

Lionel? Hey, it's Agustin Gordillo.

Look, I'm going to put you through to a client, Bruno Quiroga,

My neighbor, a very nice guy.

Come on.

How are you, Lionel?

"Bruno, how are you?"

"Did he tell you what we're offering?" - Yes, but he didn't tell me the price.

"Oh, this boy."

It's not reaching my goals.

With all the pain in my heart, I'm going to have to let him go.

No, no, no, no, no.

The presentation was very good.

But the thing is, I...

"Didn't he tell you about the 2-for-1 offer?"

No.

Okay, yes, I mean, well, the great offer you have,

Of course he told me, but...

Great! Well, with your purchase we'll give you a free travel filter.

So you can have Puresplash wherever you go.

Wow, three filters!

I don't travel much, I don't like airplanes...

Please put me through to Agustin.

- Boss, my first sale! - How much? How much?

Yes, he is very happy.

That's outrageous! Don't you have anything cheaper?

Yes, but it doesn't protect that much.

Well, it doesn't matter, it's for Antonio.

that spots are appearing on his bald head.

- Anything else? - Uh, no.

18.50. Cash or card?

Card.

Berta, can I ask you a slightly personal question?

How have you and your husband managed to endure this for so long?

Ugh, well...

With much love.

But it's rumored that you once...

- Anyway. - Anyway what?

That you've had a little fling.

I'm not judging you, okay?

Okay, let's see.

It is true that at some times

I've felt a little lonely.

Yes, that happens.

And of course, I had an affair with the janitor.

We ran away to Galicia to make cheese, but it didn't work out.

And with a geeky neighbor, who then got involved with my daughter.

And with Ongombo.

A racialized person that I brought with me from Africa.

Oh, and with Fermín, I got hooked on his cunnilingus.

Oh, well, and with Araceli.

That's when I really fell in love.

But it is very difficult to be Catholic and lesbian.

And did Antonio understand?

He is with his presidency and with his vigilante clowns.

The key is to respect the other person's space.

Would you like to have a drink this afternoon?

Like... friends.

Well, it's been so long since I've had a friend.

¿Tú qué eres más, de tÃé o de cafÃé?

They... are two lands.

Me too!

Congratulations, you've already installed it.

Welcome to health with Puresplash.

Do you always have to say that?

Did you buy the geek a filter?

Three.

What a loser, how you love to throw money away.

Well, Agustin must have driven me crazy.

But I notice the water is different.

Come on.

Pruébala.

Well.

It tastes the same to me.

Well, even my sinusitis has gone away.

Rabbit, two glasses, two glasses.

Partner!

The Gabrielle issue has been resolved.

- How did he take it? - Oh, very well. He's happy.

- Because you left her? - I understand.

No, I haven't left her.

But there is no longer a power struggle.

- Did you fire her? - Better: I promoted her.

- Well, hey, she's really hot, huh? - She's hot.

Amador, you can't promote anyone in exchange for sex!

Oh, really? And why not?

- So, what merits has he earned? - You wouldn't believe how he sucks it up.

Work-related. Work-related merits! Don't you realize that's unethical?

- Because of that cancer code? - Because of common sense!

That's why Joaquín got angry with me, because he said he was going first.

- He's got a terrible temper. - Amador.

Either employee or girlfriend. You can't be both.

That's life, huh? You can never have it all.

Why are you so happy?

He estado con Greta tomándome un té.

With Berta?

What's wrong? Can't I meet up with my friends whenever I want?

How long have you been friends with Zumber?

Starting today, the four of us will have dinner together.

Let's all four have dinner together.

to get to know each other a little better.

- With the Recios? - But we're mortal enemies!

Excuse me, Greta is very nice.

Okay, okay, honey. If it makes you happy.

I want to have friends, which we don't have.

What do you mean, no? I have friends all over Spain.

And where are they? I don't see them.

- But are they coming here? - No, no, we're going.

And don't make a fool of yourself,

who have been kind enough to invite us.

And it happened in our house!

But what fault is it of mine that you've made a friend?

Antonio, I don't want to argue. I'm just informing you.

Well, that's it, dinner with the Recios.

You dress up and don't talk too much.

You can be nice now, I know you.

Me? Yes, I'm a sweetheart.

Yes.

Hey, well yes, your skin is better.

I'm missing out on the best stage of my grandson's life.

But you've only been angry for a week.

But for a baby, that's like a century.

Right now, his brain structures unconditioned emotions.

I saw it on TikTok.

And what the hell is that?

Well, if she sees me, she'll like me by default.

That way I don't have to earn it later.

Look, sooner or later Yoli will need you.

- You're the grandmother. - Yes.

[clears throat] Good afternoon.

Mírala.

I hate him so much.

Do you want us to change the lock for when you get back?

Fina, who is a lawyer.

A question.

Why don't they eat the sunflower seeds already shelled?

Because then we don't make a mess.

[surprise]

Hello, I'm bringing this for Martín Segurola.

Down to the right, but you have to jump over the lathe.

Come on, come on, I have a surprise for you.

- What have you done? - Shut up and enjoy it.

[Surprised] Flowers!

For Martín Segurola.

Bring it.

[shouts] Martin!

Get out of here! Let's go!

Let's go! Come on!

- No, I can't do that. - Yes, you can. Go on, hurry up.

- No. - Come on.

- Let's see. - Come on, take it.

Hold me here.

"I still miss you, Rebecca."

Why does he miss you?

To me? To you! What are they for you?

Cris, I haven't had any contact with her since.

- Are you still being a slut? - We've never been a slut!

- Do women send flowers? - It seems so!

- I swear I never will. - Look...

[laughs]

Doña Fina, she's not funny at all.

But it's so I can admire you, man.

Hey, should we send another bouquet to Zumber from Amador?

But only half, which is 50 bucks.

No. I'm not having a good day.

Damn, how are we doing?

Auntie, Amador has a girlfriend!

Let this hidden camera prank end already and give me the flowers.

Lola?

[door]

[kisses]

Oh... Hello.

What are you doing?

Nothing, it was just a momentary high.

- Actor things. - Actor things...

Sergio has written a character thinking of me.

A schizophrenic.

Ah, how nice, how beautiful.

All we need is the money. We need to find a producer.

I know where to find fast financing.

- Hello hello.

- Hello... - We've got a script for you.

"The Labyrinth of Whispers",

a tragic love story mixed with a psychological thriller.

And we have chosen you as our producer.

You are welcome.

It's a great honor, but I already have a considerable amount of money invested.

in various absurdities.

You've financed Mariscos Recio, Tuk Tuk Rivas...

Aren't you going to participate in an auteur film?

You, an artist?

George Harrison financed "Life of Brian".

Well, I'll read it and that's it...

And you'll feel totally identified:

The prota is an unbalanced one!

- What? - Are you sure that's the best way?

Is the way to convince him by calling him mentally ill?

Don't get involved.

Well, don't step on what I've just mopped...

I'm so hungry... But are these people coming or not?

- Oh, what are you wearing? - Do you like it?

You never dress like that with me.

We have guests, it's a special occasion.

So, you'd rather show your boobs to the neighbors?

- Before your husband. - Antonio, for God's sake! Cheer up!

- Toín, what's wrong with my face? - Do I have to answer?

- Hello. - Welcome!

I made a chocolate Sacher torte

and apricot jam. How delicious!

I have spider crab cannelloni and scorpionfish pie.

- I still need to brown the cannelloni. - I'll help you!

Thank you!

- Do you like monkey food? - Well, I love it.

But the truth is, I've never tried it that way.

You're going to love it.

Well, nothing...

Well, that's it.

You've already said that.

Sorry.

Do you file your tax returns separately or jointly?

Berta! Shall we have dinner or what?

[savors] Greta, you are an artist.

Well, look at you. The scorpionfish pie is spectacular, isn't it?

No. And it didn't even turn out that juicy today.

Well, as always, right?

You have to send me the recipe.

It's very easy. Let's meet up one day and I'll show it to you.

Oh yes! And I'll make you my roast beef.

No, no red meat, Antonio is very constipated.

Berta, don't tell anyone.

Would you like a coffee?

I'm more of a tea person.

- What are you doing? - It's just that you don't know what to say...

So I can change the name Cafebrería Quiroga.

You can do whatever you want.

As long as you maintain good taste.

Sure, sure. Because the rent would be the same, right?

Almost, with a small increase allowed by law...

And 30%.

20, Rafaela. The law allows up to 20.

A 20, a 30...

Money is no problem for me.

For more than s.

This is between Martín and me. I'm inviting you out of courtesy.

But we don't need you for the transfer.

What do you mean, no? I have the right to know my tenant.

Dear, I invite you to have tea tomorrow.

I want to interview you privately so that I can then make a decision.

Eh... it's worth it.

Te mandarıé una invitación formal. Lacrada.

Hey, you're not going to fire me, are you? It's right next to my house.

- How dare you, proletarian? - Don't worry.

By law, the assignee inherits the labor burdens.

- Oh, really? - This one's a troublemaker, huh?

You can get pregnant at any time.

I'm interested in knowing how much you want for the transfer.

- The rent is fine, but... - I'll give it to you, Martin.

I'm cleaning up my life of messes.

Like this one, for example. Logi, what are you doing?

- Ask the employers' association. - Bruno, your water is so magnificent,

It's curing my arthritis.

Well, Logi's varicose veins have almost disappeared.

But it's not the source of Lourdes,

that you cannot take water from my bathroom.

Oh, and the others, yes?

But let's see.

Restaurants are required to have tap water.

in case a client asks for it.

One glass, not jugs!

But look, look at that complexion... better than a "peeling".

And cheaper.

But it's my water! You should have bought a filter!

Why bother, if you already have it?

- It's a silly expense. - Of course.

- Let's go. - Get out, get out, get out.

Squatter, welcome to a new "Squattermania" video!

The squatter's video blog, with video tricks and tips

for your new home free of burdens.

Today we're going to show you how to steal water from your neighbor.

especially because the guy installed a 4000 euro filter,

In other words, you drink it and it cleanses your body.

Carmelito has suddenly looked 10 years younger.

And it's left my hair super silky.

Cockroach, let's proceed.

The easiest thing to do is to loosen the pipe that goes to the tap.

above the filter connection and connect a valve to it

T-connector, female/male/female,

to which we will connect a hose,

that we will discreetly go down through the courtyard.

We've already made the connection.

It is important that the hose is the same color as the wall.

so that it blends in

and not attract the attention of uncooperative neighbors.

Holy shit, here he comes, here he comes!

Hey! Are you going to leave me here?

You just hang on, like mountain climbers when they spend the night in the Himalayas.

You sons of bitches, I haven't had dinner...

I'll send you a sandwich from home now.

ÂCheesy beacon!

[classical piano music]

Thank you so much for dinner, we had a wonderful time.

Right, Esteban?

- Yes, yes. - And so do we.

You can come back whenever you want.

It's an expression, don't take it literally.

We need to meet up for the cooking classes.

And can we go to the gym together too?

Do you go to the gym?

They've opened one right next door just for women.

Wow, and then we're the ones who discriminate against you.

The important thing is to do things together.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

Well, Esteban and I are going to have a drink.

- Now? - Ah, well, very good.

I get up quite early...

Well, you'll arrive later tomorrow, Esteban, that's what being a civil servant is all about.

The advantages of being a puppet of power.

- Oh, well... well, nothing... - Come on. Don't wait up for us.

- Come on. - Oh.

So we stayed a little longer.

A shot of herbal liqueur?

- ¡Olé! - ¡Olé!

But weren't we going to a bar?

Why waste time if we're going to end up here?

¡Antonio!

Madame Manoli!

It's been so long. You've abandoned me.

Come on, parade of sluts!

Girls, presentation!

Sabrina. Oh... Sabrina...

Claudia. Oh...

Vanessa. Ah...

Tatiana. Oh, oh...

And the liqueur chocolate? They deported it.

Oh... Antonio, this is prostitution.

This is health, Guijarro.

Great for your prostate and your marriage.

It should be covered by Social Security.

Oh... Where are you asking?

I'd rather not cheat on Greta...

Paying doesn't mean you're cheating.

- No, right? - No.

I'm sorry, I can't do this.

You don't have to do anything, they do it all.

Damn, that's what you pay for. You lie down and...

Ah, that's another thing. How do you invoice your services?

Todas mis chicas son autõnomas.

Yes. But under which IAE section do they declare it?

Massage therapists, of course.

Of course, Guijarro, they're not going to put potters in.

Come on, leave the ladies alone, they're getting cold.

I'm sorry, it's just that if I see irregularities...

What, are you going to inspect Madame Manoli?

Don't mess with me, Guijarro, it's right next to my house, okay?

- How pleasant, right? - Yes, yes, yes.

- It's comfortable here. - What was I going to say?

- I'm leaving you. - What?

But we just had sex.

The farewell one. My partner told me.

that you can't be my employee and my girlfriend at the same time.

- It's not cancer. - Do you have cancer?

Ah, well I don't know, I don't think so.

Amador, cancer does not exist, it is a hoax by pharmaceutical companies.

Look at breast cancer.

There were almost no diagnoses until women

They began to gain independence. Isn't that strange?

It's weird, it's weird, it's weird.

- What I was telling you... - Can you close the window first?

- Are you cold? - No. It's because of the high-speed trains.

The high-speed train doesn't pass through here.

Amador, the Flying Espionage Devices.

AVE

Oh my. They're drones disguised as birds.

designed by government entities to control

our behaviors, movements, and social patterns.

Why do you think there are so many birds in the city?

It doesn't make sense.

I hadn't thought of that, since I don't have a brain.

- Have you been vaccinated against COVID? - Wow.

I gave myself the fourth dose of the Russian one.

Well, they've implanted 5G in you, maybe they've eaten your brain.

I would prefer to say goodbye and have you be my girlfriend.

But I can't fire you either because we've hit a wall

and it would be vicious consent.

Come on, you can even sue the company.

- What if I leave? - Where are you going?

I resign, Amador.

That I sacrifice myself for you and for our love.

How romantic that is, Gabrielle.

A Hail Mary!

Look!

Look!

Throw the pigeon!

Don't control my movements, just throw!

Pigeons, the drones of the air!

What do you think of "the Zegurola"? With a z.

¿Huh?

- For my restaurant. - Ah. Zegurola? In Andalusian?

No, fuck, like Dabiz Muñoz.

Como doña Letizia, la zeta da caché.

"You're still working on that, aren't you, darling?" "Cris, it's a fantastic project. I can see it."

My love, I love you so much, okay?

The thing is, entrepreneurship isn't your thing.

That's why. It's exactly what I need, to get out of my comfort zone.

Why? It's called a comfort zone for a reason.

I'm not asking for your opinion, I'm asking for your support.

- How much will my support cost? - I don't know.

Tomorrow I have an appointment with the marchioness to negotiate the rent.

- So this is serious. - Cris, trust me.

It's worth it, it's worth it.

- If you see it clearly. - Crystal clear.

- What? I didn't say anything. - Yeah, but I can hear you thinking.

- Antonio! - Bruno, my friend!

What a wonderful filter! This water is miraculous.

Look, look, I'm getting fuzz.

Do you see it?

Good morning!

Hello.

Oh, toast, how delicious!

Isn't the current high lasting a little longer than expected?

Sergio doesn't have a penny, poor thing.

- Are you going to put him up to live here? - Until I find something.

That's how we're doing character work for the movie.

¡Lola! ¿Bruno ha dicho algo del guión?

No, not yet, darling! I'll ask him later.

[whispers] Darling?

Maite, no man is going to jeopardize our friendship.

[timbre]

Chusa.

- Ma'am! - Please give me back my house.

I'll help you squat in another one.

Don't you like Bruno's? He's installed a really good water filter.

Ugh. It's another move.

That bitch Lola brought my "crush" into my house.

And of course, I can't get angry with her because I have nowhere to go.

- It's humiliating. - And why don't they share it?

How are we going to share a man? Don't talk nonsense.

If you both like it and the guy lets you.

Friends share things.

No. Chusa, I remind you that I rescued you from the street

when you were a starving junkie

And that I gave you a roof over your head and food.

You exploited me, making me clean the house and write books.

And he didn't pay me a penny.

It's the same, but it's not equal.

But what's it to you, woman?

A little bit of empathy.

If I empathize.

But I'm not leaving.

[baby crying]

[baby crying]

[notification]

Oh, my child! Oh, how grown up he is! Tell him about his grandmother.

Don't forget me!

This "running" shit is bullshit.

Let's see which idiot would enjoy running for pleasure.

A mí.

- Well, that's it. - Ah, insult! Two compliments.

Damn!

What if I've chosen the wrong religion?

There are more than three thousand gods in the world.

How do I know that mine is the good one?

I don't know. I only go to mass once a year, at midnight.

There is a Hindu guru in Frankfurt.

We could go see it.

Although I feel a little awkward touching his feet.

What is she doing here again? Doesn't she have a home?

Antonio! Where are you from?

Don't control me.

¿Túº no tendrÍas que estar despachando?

You have received a letter from the Ministry of Justice.

Certified? And why are you taking it?

Because then it gets worse. What are you saying?

What a bitch!

What have you done?

¿Where are you going? ¡Antonio!

[timbre]

Pebble, my friend! I appoint you second vice president

"In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit."

Why?

I need more minions. Gru has 10,400.

I thought you were angry with me.

And I am. You owe me a favor.

Your first mission as second vice president

It's going to be like giving President Pechotes an inspection.

To Cristina?

Do you have any evidence that he has committed fraud or...?

My wholesaler's instinct tells me so.

Give her a good beating, that sly fox.

He wants to take me to court for breaking into his house.

This one does not know the wrath of Antonio Recio.

Breaking and entering is a crime.

¿Tú de parte de quiÃén estás?

Yours, yours. But I can't go

conducting inspections without rhyme or reason.

Ah... Madame Manoli yes, this is not.

Well, there were very clear signs of an underground economy.

And here too. All dentists charge under the table.

Everyone knows it!

No, but to justify an inspection

There must be evidence of tax fraud; I need proof.

You'll have them.

My goodness, what a crowd!

Yes, but they're only asking for water. Word has gotten around.

And since people don't pay, they don't leave tips either...

The mother who...

Come on, everyone out!

Hey, hey, this is illegal, man!

Right of admission reserved, ma'am.

You shameless person! This water cures my rheumatism!

What's up, guys? Let's have some beers here.

Look, the "boss" is here.

Jacinta! Where has this woman gone?

Now, for real, the Gabriela issue is off the table:

He resigned for love.

Oh, really, I'm "in love". He loves me for who I am.

Or he's done the math,

And she'll get more money out of you as a girlfriend than as an employee.

Envy is such a bad thing, isn't it? And age.

Amador is nice, but I don't think being a tuk-tuk driver is right for him.

- It was his dream job. - No, no.

- She really wants to be an actress. - Oh, but she already is.

What a mess it is to be with you.

- ¡Putón! - ¡Gañán!

- Yes? - "Good morning, Bruno Quiroga?"

- Yes, it's me, but I don't have any money. - Liar.

"No, I'm calling from the Canal de Isabel II."

We have detected that you are having a high water consumption

much higher than normal.

It may have a malfunction or leak.

No, what I have is a bar and a clientele with a lot of nerve.

But I've just cut them off, literally.

"No, the excess consumption is in a home."

Contubernio Street, 49, third floor, right exterior."

No, no... No, no, no, ma'am...

No, miss, it's just that I'm surprised by so much consumption, because I live alone

ever since my girlfriend left me...

I say she's dumped me. She's not answering my calls.

"Does the toilet flush valve seal properly?"

"Sometimes there can be a loss." "A...?"

- Good morning. - "Excuse me?"

- "Hey?" - Yes, yes, miss, I'll check it.

[music of intrigue]

Sons of the great...

Hey, neighbor!

Can you warn Chusa?

They have forgotten about me.

¡Antonio!

The achondroplastic squatter is hanging from the facade of the courtyard.

My God, the people who must be in there!

- They don't even fit in the house anymore. - Where are you going?

And on and on with "Where are you going?". Let me live!

But are you coming to eat?

Cris, there's a patient waiting for you who came without an appointment.

Why are you letting him through?

He says he's a very good friend of yours, that he's the Duke of I don't know what.

and descendant of El Cid Campeador.

- What are you doing here? - Oh, how rude.

- Should I go to another clinic? - That's exactly what I was going to suggest.

My insurance covers one free cleaning per year.

Oh, Antonio... [sighs]

You've been messing with me for months, you're screwing me over with the lathe.

Do you really want to sit here?

Because now, I'm the one who has the lathe.

A wholesaler knows no fear.

- Open your mouth wide. - Oh.

Should I do the cleaning for you or not?

Can I pay you in cash? I only have cash on me.

Didn't you say your insurance covers it?

[stammers] Do you issue invoices? With VAT?

Uf, quÃé caries más enorme.

Oh, but you have two. Oh, there are three!

Liar, all you want is to take my money.

¿A ver?

Does it hurt here?

[screams in pain]

¡Oh!

What... what are you doing?

Did you send my mother a picture of Goku?

- Did you look at my phone? - You bastard, you fucking traitor.

You're a useless asshole. An adulterous son of a bitch.

who doesn't know how to keep his penis inside his pants.

Pánfilo! A spoiled brat stuck in adolescence.

Oh, you poor thing!, because he hasn't realized

that their golden years are over.

The worst thing I've ever done in my life was reproduce with you.

You're going to be a shitty role model for your son.

Hey! [shouts] I'm counting insults

And you owe me at least 20 compliments.

Compliments don't work. Nobody has that many good qualities.

If you insult me ​​15 times a minute...

I tell her nice things, but she doesn't believe them.

You never stop lying, you little shit.

- Ah, you see? Two compliments! - Leave me alone already!

Why did you argue?

- He looked at my phone. - No.

He sent my mother a picture of my son without my permission.

And that's worse than sleeping with someone else.

- You have violated my privacy. - An adulterer has no privacy.

Okay guys, let's try something else.

- What if we get a divorce now? - Do you want to hear it?

From now on, when you start a discussion,

You can both call for a "time out" with this gesture.

You postpone the discussion until you have reflected

and you'll be more at ease.

If I knew how to reflect, I wouldn't have deceived myself.

[timbre]

¡Sí!

I mean...

[gently] Yes?

- Can I shower in your bathroom? - Another...

I'm debating whether or not to install the filter.

And I've been told it leaves your skin feeling amazing.

Well, at least someone asks for permission.

Bruno!

- Tell me! - Have you read the script?

I haven't been able to, I've been a bit busy.

Can you bring me my bathrobe?

But...

- [duda] ¿Entre a? - SÃ, sÃ.

[sensual music]

If you'd like, Sergio and I can do a dramatic reading for you.

That way you get a better idea.

No, it's not necessary, really, I'll read it as soon as I have a free moment.

with all the love in the world.

Bruno... I can do anything for "The Labyrinth of Whispers".

Say yes. An artist has to have passion for their work.

And when I say whatever, I mean whatever.

[stammers] I'm going to... Close the door on your way out, please.

What, how did it go?

Bad. He hasn't read it and he's ignored me.

- Seriously? - What depression.

But let's see, Bruno is gay. It's crystal clear.

Ah, well, it's your turn.

- Me? No. No, no, no, no. - Don't you like it? It's cute.

- Maite, I'm straight. - Well, that suits you.

- I don't know why, but it affects you. - I want the project to happen.

only if it has artistic value in itself.

So many years and you still haven't figured it out?

How is this business going?

Claudia, one root canal and two fillings.

What a bitch. The complaint form!

- It's 342 euros. - How much?

- But with or without VAT? - With, with. Always with.

Sure, right...

Here is your invoice.

- Do you want a copy? - I want it all.

When the anesthesia wears off, take ibuprofen, okay?

A wholesaler is not afraid of pain.

Claudia, come with me for a moment, please.

[music of intrigue]

"They're fumigating us."

- Like this. - Oh, yes. Exactly the same.

[timbre]

- Who are you? - I'm Amador's girlfriend. And you?

- His best friend. - Oh.

Pull away from here. We're not going to buy you.

- Your filter is crap. - I only drink vegetable juices.

Governments add products to tap water.

to manipulate your mind.

That's precisely what these filters are for.

Did you know that tap water contains more than just harmful chemicals?

An average person ingests

between 78,000 and 211,000 microplastic particles per year.

Better, right? That increases brain plasticity.

No, that increases cardiovascular risk.

Exactly! But the Puresplash filter, with its ceramic technology,

It removes all particles larger than 0.5 microns.

- that you can in... - We'll keep it.

When do you want them to come and install it?

Wait, wait... How much does that cost?

Amador, how much do you value your girlfriend's health?

In a lot... A lot, a lot, but...

I accept card, cash and Bizum.

[timbre]

Ma'am, the cook!

Martin, dear, welcome.

Here I bring the half kilo of cakes

- To accompany the tea. - You didn't have to bother.

No, as it said on the invitation.

Take a seat.

Hiring!

Where is my French tableware from Sarreguemines?

At the Cash Converter, ma'am!

She's a kleptomaniac, she steals lots of things from me.

They think I don't notice.

Oh.

Well... About the subject of renting.

To me, the 20% figure seems a bit...

You see, I'm not a classist woman,

But you must understand the effort.

what it means for me to rent this place,

part of my family's heritage and historical patrimony

of the Balmaseda de Unzeta and Téllez-Girón,

to a neighbor from the interior.

I understand, I understand.

Having said that, I am willing to give in,

in exchange for a simple condition.

You tell me.

With how peaceful things were just now, what was the need?

He might be a business shark and suddenly you'll be rolling in dough.

Martin? He has the typical profile of a lazy bum.

- Oh, sorry. - No, no, it is.

I'm telling you, I was married to one, I can spot them quickly.

What should I do? But even he says so.

He's a very good cook, but a very bad businessman.

If he ruined his parents' restaurant.

Does Martin know what he's going to do?

A transfer implies inheriting all the responsibilities of the company,

employees and seniority included.

- Really? - Man...

Oh... [cries]

Shut up, shut up, shut up...

Attention!

The first joint meeting is about to begin.

of exteriors and interiors.

Joint meeting... I liked the concept.

Do not throw heavy objects; whoever breaks something, pays for it.

But how dare you call a meeting without consulting anyone?

Your all-powerful president...?

Antonio, you're not making sense.

- It's not a meeting, Coque. - So what do we do together?

We're together, but it's not a meeting.

Zurrasardinas, a gin and tonic.

Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I'm just here as a neighbor today.

- What is this raggedy woman doing here? - Arrest her!

They called me, huh? I dare you to prick me?

Will you let me speak?

I have called you together to inform you that I have uninstalled

from the shop and my house, the Puresplash filters,

to avoid trickery and to protect my mental health.

[murmuran]

Silence! If you had bought it from me,

With the two-for-one deal, you would have come out to 2000 per neighbor.

- Yes, come on, it's a steal. - Amador bought it for me.

But shut up, they're mooching off me, man.

Look, I didn't want it to come to this, but I'm confiscating your filters.

For reasons of public health. I owe it to my neighbors.

My re-election is at stake. Will you let me finish?

What do you think, communist, that we're going to re-elect you?

Not you. By then you'll already be in a niche.

Which niche? I have my place in the family mausoleum.

of the Balmaseda de Unzeta and Téllez-Girón,

which is made of travertine marble.

I don't care where they bury her, the important thing is that she's dead!

Let's see, Don Bruno is getting desperate.

I uninstalled the filters from the premises and my house.

to install them in the community's water supply line:

for exteriors and for interiors.

This way you can enjoy the benefits of filtered water

from the comfort of your homes.

Well then, the Cockroach has risked his life for nothing.

¿Whereâ€TMs the trick?

Nobody gives anything away for free!

Yes, I do: the first blowjob, to build loyalty.

[complains] Antonio!

I gave them to you so you'd leave me alone.

- How strange is this guy, huh? - Yes.

A simple "thank you" here and there would be very welcome.

- Thank you. - Berta!

But we'll have to see how to tax that.

Because the filters would be a donation, right?

Esteban, shut up.

Well, the joint meeting is suspended...

In other words, an informal gathering. Everyone enjoy the holy water.

- Amen. - I'm going to take a shower!

I style my bangs for summer.

I don't know if the filter will be able to handle the flow rate of the main supply.

My recommendation is that each neighbor buy the...

- Shut up! - Ridiculous!

- Go to bed. - Moving.

Bruno... you're being too nice. They don't deserve it.

I haven't installed anything on them. It's called the placebo effect.

Oh, we're going to miss you so much...

No, I do plan to keep coming, even if it's just as a customer.

I'm not missing this. [laughs]

¡Martín, Martín!

What? Ah.

Listen to me: I love you, I support you, and I admire you very much.

But don't keep this business

because you inherit all his burdens, including Amador.

Why don't we look together in the city center, calmly,

Without rushing...? What's that?

The transfer. Just signed.

- Oh, God. - Cristina, I know what I'm doing.

I've spoken to the marchioness so she won't raise my rent.

- And he only gave me one condition. - Which one?

¡Señoras, señores y señoros!

With all of you, you all, and with you all too...

the soprano from Contubernio,

the Marchioness of Francavilla and Sotomonte...

- Sacromonte! - That's right, Sotomonte.

A big round of applause for her!

[piano]

I never met my grandmother Raimunda.

I didn't know Grandpa Nicolás either.

☐ If you want to know how I came into the world, ☐

♪ go, go and ask him... ♪

[unintelligible]

Oh, what harm you have done to me.

He loves me for who I am.

- Or he's done the math and... - Wait, wait.

We're not going to buy your crappy filter!

I only drink juices made from... [laughs]

Throw it away! We're not going to buy your... [laughs]

Governments add products to tap water to control...

"Hold on, hold on!"

Zurrasardinas... Perdón.

Would you like to listen, please?

From now on, when you start a discussion,

Either one can...