Original subtitles

Can you tell me what you were doing at that time of night?

in the lower right interior of Contubernio, 49?

Fornicar.

How to fornicate?

To copulate, to have sex, we are lovers.

-All three of them? -No, man, no.

The president with the big boobs and me.

And why was he wearing a bag on his head?

Erotic practices, we like to play.

What practices?

What's it to you?

I'm sorry, but I need proof.

Does this count as proof?

Interesting.

Chantilly lace.

Can I leave now?

I will speak with her to corroborate her version.

She denies everything, just like a good adulteress.

But she enjoyed it like a dog.

Come on.

I'm keeping this for research.

"THE ONE THAT'S COMING"

¡Oh!

What is this?

I thought it would be better if we held the meeting at home.

-Thank you very much.

-What are you doing dressed like that?

And on top of that, you feed them?

Do you want to stop complaining and get started?

Let's see.

First item of the day.

The Morcillo baby cried incessantly.

-It's unbearable. -Yes, shut up.

-A little bit of patience.

It's a problem of intestinal immaturity.

Meanwhile, the rest of us are having our brains melt.

Hey, I heard you yelling in the yard too!

When you were banging that big-headed guy and I didn't say a word!

-¡Oh! -¡Antonio!

-That patio is like an amplifier.

-Can I go to sleep now? -No.

As the all-powerful president, I admonish the first on the right.

Antonio Recio only gives one warning.

If the kid keeps being a pain, I'll confiscate your doormat.

-Are you going to take away my doormat?

-Honey, let's go, the interior meeting is starting.

-Do we have to go to that one too? -Yes, daughter, yes.

We are a point of interest in both communities.

-What a bunch of riffraff, what a mess!

The session is adjourned.

Can I use your restroom?

Yes, man, lady, go take a shit at home.

-Rude. -Bruno, can I come to yours?

Bruno, listen.

-Antonio, I'm trying to improve the relationship with the neighbors.

Don't waste your time.

Ah!

First item of the day.

-Morcillo Jr.'s breastfeeding colic. -There, there.

-How annoying, it's not like the kid was crying all the time.

[Crying]

-Yoli! Goku is hungry.

Are you going upstairs to breastfeed her?

Did you name him Goku?

Does that come from Son Goku?

-¡Dá¡selo túº, que no vales para nada!

-The chest?

-No, damn it, the bottle, we have to explain everything to you!

And now, I have to go all the way around. Damn it!

-It's the lack of sleep.

-What are you doing paying?

What are you paying for? We all go into your store.

-That's what I wanted to talk to you about, my warehouse.

-It's not on the agenda.

If you keep coming and going, I'll change the locks.

-You're going to force us to smash them.

-It's a silly expense.

-What difference does it make to you if we stop by?

-I don't want any trouble with Antonio.

-The idiot thinks we come and go from these people's house.

-Ah, that's another option.

-It's not another option.

-On top of everything, we made it nice for you,

with its plants, its carpet and its mailboxes.

-It doesn't have to be pretty, it's a warehouse.

-Bruno, it's temporary.

While they force "Rancio" to remove the turnstiles.

"He won't find out." "I'd rather not take the risk."

-You have to give us some solution!

-How much does the monthly pass cost? -50 euros.

-That guy's lost his mind. -I'll pay for it.

To everyone?

Are you sure?

-One, two, three, six. -Lola is missing.

-And Cuqui. -And my tenant.

-And mine. -And Agustin.

"When your mother dies, she'll come back." "That is, eleven. Done."

[RÍE]

-Are you seriously going to spend

550 euros a month to avoid any trouble with Antonio?

-Baratísimo.

It's lined.

Hiring!

Hiring!

-You're not listening to me, you're going deaf.

-Can't you hear me? You're going deaf.

-What's wrong? -We don't have hot water.

-They've cut off our gas. -It took them a long time.

Bad luck, she only bathes once a week...

-Are you calling me a slut? -Make yourself clear, you're giving me a cold.

"There's no hot water!" "Can you hear me?"

-Well, with cold water, which is very healthy.

They say that thermal shock rejuvenates.

-These hardships are unworthy of my lineage.

They remind me of the post-war period, when we used to steal saint's bones

at Ultramarinos Bermejo so that my mother would have something

what to offer with tea when he came to visit us

María Luisa Silvela y Martorell,

Dowager Viscountess of Sotillos de la Yebra,

and that they wouldn't criticize us harshly in the gossip circles at the racetrack.

-She's short on cash, but she has plenty of memory.

-We need money until Bruno pays us the rent.

-Pay her an advance.

-Lower myself to the man who called me a stalker? Never!

Victoria Rafaela Balmaseda de Unzeta y Téllez-Girón

It is a desire, not a burden.

-Well, you tell me what we do.

-Be creative.

Pay attention. When the truck starts,

You throw yourself headfirst into the bumper

and you fall heavily to the ground.

That's how we collect the insurance, and the fishmonger's premium goes up.

-That I should throw myself in front of a moving truck?

-That's what's called faking a hit-and-run.

-And why don't you jump?

-And endanger the life of a grandee of Spain,

With the few of us left?

-I don't know, I don't see it.

-But woman, it's just for a moment.

Can't I wear a helmet?

-Run, he's leaving!

Hiring!

What a tragedy!

¡Communist! ¿Donâ€TMt you look where youâ€TMre going?

-I haven't even started it yet!

-You ran over my maid, I'm a witness!

An ambulance!

-You've seen it. -Yes, yes.

The truck was stopped. She jumped out.

-Let's see, maybe I tripped.

-Don't be cheeky, I've seen that trick on TV!

-Proletarians, you help each other!

And why don't you wait until it starts?

-I acted rashly. It must be the desire to live.

Besides being a coward, you're also a coward.

-And why don't we apply for the minimum living income?

We are already at risk of social exclusion.

-The payment?

Look, don't talk to me for a while and think of something!

Are you staying with Chloe tonight?

Or are you still a bunch of shitty grandparents?

-Carlota, I'm delighted to keep my granddaughter.

But tell me in time so I can organize my schedule.

What's the agenda? It's just a mess.

-Well, like you. -Excuse me, but I'm a winner now.

I'm DJing more than ever.

-Do you have plans tonight?

[BOTH] Uh...

Perfect. Who's keeping it?

-Your father! -Your mother!

You'll all agree. Here you have everything:

Diapers, wipes, drinks.

If something happens, don't call me.

Cuqui, you keep it, because I don't feel like a grandfather.

-Me neither, Grandma. -Oh, well you are.

¡Como tú, no te jode!

We'll settle it with rock, paper, scissors.

One, two, three. Stone.

You ate her, Chloe, all for yourself. Enjoy your granddaughter.

How are you so lucky?

Karma, for being so nice.

Okay, I'll start, but we'll share it.

Half a day, you, and half a day, me.

No, no, the night is for you, because I'm playing a lot of pricks.

It's fresh air now. Can we go?

You can't spend your life locked up at home.

You've already changed the lock, installed alarms, and cameras.

¿Dígame?

"I'm calling from the alarm company." "What happened?"

"Do you have five minutes to complete a satisfaction survey?"

"Say numbers from 1 to 9..." - "0, you almost gave me a heart attack!"

How cute, please.

Thank you.

What are you, a couple?

Friends, straight friends.

And whose is this beautiful thing?

Yours, yours.

Yes, I am his...

mother.

Single, single mother, that is, single-mother family.

How lucky. My dream is to be a father.

But it's more difficult for men.

That's why I adopted a dog. I wish we could have children too.

Yes, I'd love to see a 3-kilo baby come out...

It's also true that you haven't been home for a while.

Let's see if they're going to occupy it again.

He has a touch of OCD.

And how are you finding raising her alone?

A father figure is sorely missed.

But since I always wanted to be a mother...

Better late than never.

I haven't had much luck in love.

Well, we're in the same boat.

Although you, with your beautiful girl.

You, with your dog.

-Little dog. -That's it.

Well...

Well, I'd be delighted.

-Eh... -Lorenzo.

-I'm Maite. -Nice to meet you, Maite.

Well, I'm going to continue walking my...

-My little girl. -Yes. And I, to my dog.

-Maite. -¿SÃ?

-Would you like to meet up sometime? -Tonight.

Shouldn't Amador be doing that?

Don't mess with me.

¿Dónde vas?

I'm going home to eat, I'm sick of toast.

You're welcome!

Bruno, my friend, good news.

The idiots inside have bought the voucher.

-Everyone. -Come on!

They must have voted for it; they all made the Bizum payment at the same time.

-A Cola Cao to celebrate? -They're idiots.

I would go in and out of your warehouse.

Only you come up with those brilliant ideas.

My privileged wholesale mind.

What are you going to do with the 550 euros, pay the new goalkeeper?

I'll keep them as my salary.

The idea about the lathes was mine.

Don't take my word for it, but I don't think that can be done.

You can do anything as long as you don't get caught.

Tonight we're going to a brothel.

No, I'm not interested in sex without love.

How strange you are. Oh well.

I'm going to rub my victory on the president's chest.

-Antonio, where are you? -El Cola Cao!

Oh!

-But what is this? -What?

These sons of bitches have set up a portal!

Wow, that's intense!

That's why they didn't use lathes!

"Traitor!" They did it behind my back.

But I've paid them a bonus so they don't cross here.

Are you stupid?

Why do you pay them nothing?

"Wasn't that what you wanted?" "No, I wanted to curse them out."

What kind of dolphin are you?

A vice president neither thinks nor decides, he obeys!

-Serious offense. -Sorry.

They're going to regret it, they're going to feel the wrath of Antonio Recio!

Get out of here!

But breathe, drink your Cola...Cao!

Ah!

[Guts rumble]

Honey, you have to eat!

Can you let me enter ketosis without worry?

Yoli, we can't go on like this.

I've made an appointment for couples therapy.

-What a great idea. -When?

Well, we're already late.

¿ Y Goku?

-Your mother can keep it. -Yes, I'll keep it.

"I don't trust him!" "What do you mean you don't trust him?"

Who raised you? -That's why I don't trust him!

Come on, let's go.

I don't want to go to the psychologist.

I want to take a nap and never wake up.

Come on, baby, it's going to do you a world of good.

I hate him for getting me pregnant.

Two people can't get pregnant if one of them doesn't want to.

He took advantage of being away on a trip to have an affair with a neighbor.

who, not content with throwing it at him,

He started the process of annulling our marriage.

Double stab!

No, if you tell it, we'll tell it well.

We got married, and I suffered through a hellish honeymoon in Thailand.

And she stayed, traveling around the world and ignoring me.

Because she was pregnant and then she wouldn't be able to.

"And why didn't you tell me?" "It was supposed to be a surprise!"

Why don't you tell him you were fucking

Was it a surprise to Rebecca?

We got married drunk, this was bound to happen.

But don't tell anyone that.

We're at the psychologist's, we have to tell the truth.

Say it was very romantic.

The mashed potatoes are good.

It needs salt.

I like it.

How wonderful that the girl has become independent.

Yes, we have succeeded as parents.

Test passed.

Did he call you?

¿A ti?

That's good, that means he doesn't need us.

Yes, that's great.

It might need more salt.

[Timbre]

Hi, Andy.

Is my daughter there?

In his room, speculating.

Julia!

Sorry.

I'm going to do a load of washing machine.

Do you have any colored laundry to do?

¿No?

¿How about independent life, dear?

Are you happy?

¡Hey!

I'll bring you some towels and tablecloths.

This is how we save water and save the planet.

¡Uh!

Wait, wait, this too. Thank you.

This is like riding a bike.

Turn the handlebars to the left and turn left.

To the right and you turn right. And vice versa.

Doesn't this thing go very fast? Careful, it picks up speed going downhill.

Okay. See you tonight?

Of course, of course we'll see each other.

I'll give you a good time tonight.

I'm going. Go for it. That's my Gabrielle!

Can you tell me what you're doing?

Teach the new girl how to drive the tuk-tuk.

Amador, it was already wrong of you to sleep with Gabriela

before giving him a job, but now he's worse.

-There's a power dynamic. -When do I get to inject it?

Never.

And what's so great about being an entrepreneur?

-Your turn. Take her to the pediatrician, she's coughing and has a fever.

-Have you already given her a cold? -She already had a cold.

You're so fresh-faced. You're not even fit to be a grandma.

Look, Amador, I'm very happy, you're not going to make me bitter.

-Why are you? -I have a date with a hottie.

Really, or like the other day?

Win! Win!

Oh, you've woken Chloe up!

Oh, oh!

I have worked at Juan Bravo, 32, and at Orense, 24.

I have a license, references.

I am discreet.

I don't know, a female doorman... Do you get a tax deduction?

Why me?

How do you fire an alarm system salesman?

Listen, I have over 20 years of experience.

And you're still a goalkeeper, what a lack of ambition.

Sexist!

Tutor?

I am organized, proactive, and I adapt well to pressure.

Do you have papers?

Yes, of course.

For that, I hire a white man.

-Racist! -Oh!

I love dealing with people, I'm very sociable, and very clean.

Miguel Ángel, I don't hire deviants.

Excuse me? I'm straight.

With that pen?

I have a transgender son, you can't fool me.

What if he were gay? Can't a goalkeeper be gay?

You are very sensitive, you cannot be insulted.

You fall apart immediately. That's a hate crime.

No, excuse me, I don't hate you, I pity you, be careful.

¡Homófobo!

Another easily offended person, what a snowflake generation.

Weren't there two others waiting?

They heard you and left.

And who should I hire as goalkeeper?

A coffee, please.

I'm falling asleep.

How are you, Mr. Recio?

What?

No, you suddenly reminded me of ET

When the girl dressed him up in the closet.

What a great movie, and what a tearjerker when he gets sick!

and it starts to look like puff pastry.

Coque, I feel really sorry for you.

Despite your betrayal, ever since you slept with my wife,

In a way, we're family.

So I've decided to swallow my pride

and give you back your goalkeeper position.

And the conditions?

600 euros, average shift, 12 hours.

I'm not interested.

Do you prefer to continue making a fool of yourself?

-They pay me well. -How much?

More than you.

-How do you like money? -What amount are you thinking of?

2000 euros net.

How much? But that's a top executive's salary!

You need me more than I need you.

What would you like to have with the broth?

"There's stale bread and a bag of corn nuts." "I'm not hungry."

My sinusitis is getting worse.

I caught a cold from rinsing my mouth with cold water.

But she has smoother skin.

Go to the pharmacy and buy me a mucolytic.

-And how do I pay for it? -Tell him to give you credit.

Victoria Rafaela Balmaseda de Unzeta y Téllez-Girón

He always pays his debts.

-Mine, no. -I heard you!

What a bunch of slang!

Again.

Coke, picked up in Leganitos, corner of Gran Vía.

Tour of Habsburg Madrid. Mr. Wang.

"Juan, what more?" - "No, Mr. Wang."

"He's Chinese." "How can a Chinese person be called Juan?"

Juan, no, Wang.

Come on, go, go, I'm going.

[Suspenseful music]

The hairs!

Guests!

The lungs are clear. It's just a cold.

That's something, at least.

I suffer a lot, Gema.

Since I am a widower...

I'm sorry.

My wife died in childbirth.

I hope I find a young, intelligent woman.

that she understands children so that Chloe will call her mom.

It is not advisable to lie to children about their origins.

Yes, but the stepmother thing sounds like the villain from Snow White.

Disney has done a lot of damage. In a few days, he'll be fine.

But, if an emergency arises, here's my phone number.

Sí, sí.

Thank you, Gema.

Really. This gives me a lot of peace of mind.

[Beeps]

[Beeps]

-Damn it! What's going on now? -Picnicians!

-Your voucher has expired! -Already?

Yes, now it's 150 euros.

How, per month?

That's what a parking space costs.

Menchu, my contract doesn't mention anything about tolls to enter the house.

¿QuÃÉ má¡s te da, si no lo pagas túº?

It doesn't work, and they've tripled the price!

Inflation.

Phew!

Inflation?

Mesa 5.

-Vale. -Bruno!

"The Rancid One" has raised the bonus to 150 euros!

-What? -To pay.

Why did he raise it?

-For being a pain in the ass. -I'm not putting in another euro.

Well then, we'll sneak into your warehouse.

Do whatever you want.

Let's go.

-What a bastard! -He's walled her up!

I hate fishmongers!

To the cell, headfirst!

He's desperately asking for it.

A president taking out the buckets.

-Where has that ever been seen? -One must be humble.

Jesus Christ washed the feet of his disciples.

The first fetishist.

ÂDon't blaspheme!

-Weren't you having a crisis of faith? -Just in case.

I am redefining my spirituality.

-The point is not to be happy. -Oh!

-Where are you going? -Up the stairs.

To make your ass look good.

Why bother, if you won't let me touch it?

What's it to you? I want to look good for myself.

If you sleep with Tinín, I'll burn down his restaurant!

Auntie, what are you doing?

-[LOLA] "I'm disgusted." -I'm going upstairs.

And why don't you let him?

There are plenty of couples who separate when they have a newborn.

Yes, man, so she can be happy with someone else. No, no.

I'm not going to break up with him now, I'd be doing him a favor.

Fuck him.

[Message]

Oh!

Let's see.

[ÈSCAR] "Where are you, are you okay?".

I'm smoking a cigarette, I'll be right up.

And don't bother me, or I'll block you.

[RÍEN]

Oh...

Javi, it's been a long time since I told you what a son of a bitch you are.

Goodbye, you fucking bastard. [LAUGHS]

I'm going to ruin his life so badly. He doesn't know what he's done.

[RÍEN]

Bravo, Logi, now you've really gotten into character.

Let's go to crujir a ese garrulo cerebralado.

For the sake of the family economy, I'll do whatever it takes.

Get up and let's go home.

And tomorrow, I'm going to the police station to report it.

If I can't move.

Oh, you're exaggerating!

-Oh, oh! -Madam! But what are you doing?

TÃombese.

Remove the cables, we have requested voluntary discharge.

He has just suffered a traumatic brain injury.

He has to spend 24 hours under observation.

And who makes me breakfast?

Intermittent fasting is very fashionable.

If you have a shitty salary, you have a shitty life.

Have you heard of meritocracy?

And you, what about you, shaking your ass?

Of course.

[Timbre]

Since your parents gave you an apartment, anyone could do that.

I wasn't given anything for free, I auctioned off my virginity. I earned it.

[Timbre]

Hello, is Julia there?

Honey, there's leftover macaroni and zucchini cream

from your mother, whom you liked so much, and I said: I'm going to turn it down a little.

Of course. Whenever you have anything left over, send it down to us.

Have you found a job yet?

Speculate by buying and selling assets

to make easy money by taking advantage

market volatility

without generating real value for society.

-Trading. -And are you declaring it?

But...

Put the container of macaroni in water, otherwise the tomato sauce won't come out.

[Timbre]

We have caused a crisis.

At what time do I stop being your dolphin?

All that's left is to finish the play.

I have a great plan. Let's sell them your warehouse.

First, I don't know if it's segregable.

And secondly, the owner is the marchioness, we would have to talk to her.

Yes, man, and let the grotesque crane keep the money.

No, I'm asking for 30,000 euros to lower it to 20,000.

and that they think they've gotten away with it.

Wholesaler tricks.

Well, I could consider it a scam.

But, since I am only your dolphin, I neither think nor decide.

You're starting to get it. Here you go.

Your first Recio Seafood keychain.

There are ten different ones.

Collect them.

What a decline!

My hair is going to smell like fried food all week.

[SHOUTS]

[THOSE]

What?

Tooth puller, I've come to offer you the solution

to the problem of the lathes.

Problem that you have caused.

A round deal. I'm selling you the warehouse for 30,000 euros.

Good night.

How about we have some fun?

Leave the window open, I might be back late.

-How's it going this afternoon? -Ah!

So, how long do you plan to keep the neighbors?

going in and out of your house?

We're not going to give you 30,000 euros!

If you want to negotiate, you know where I live.

What a pleasure it is to have dinner like this, with an adult.

Since I had Chloe, I go out so little...

Where did you leave her?

With a neighbor who babysits me.

What?

¡Oh!

Damn it, Lorenzo.

Shall we go to your house?

The bill!

-This is how we pick up your daughter. -Huh?

No, no, better yet, let's go to yours.

My neighbor loves taking care of her.

No, woman, so tiny, I would feel very bad.

Your daughter will never be a bother to me.

Get comfortable, I'm going to get the girl.

"Don't you want me to come with you?" "No, don't worry, I'll be right back."

You bastard squatter, get out of here!

Oh, sorry.

So, how was dinner?

Okay, okay.

Oh, Gema, I'm so stressed.

I look on Google and all I see is:

sudden infant death syndrome, meningitis.

"Amador, get off the internet, seriously."

"I'm going there."

Thank you, I'm very stressed. I'll wait for you here.

Be.

I'll get her vaccinated at your pediatrician's office.

[Timbre]

You're right, I have to assume I'm a grandmother, I'm taking Chloe.

No, no, you rest, look at the dark circles under your eyes.

I'm taking my granddaughter with me!

I'll get it down for you in an hour!

[CHLOE CRIES] You've woken her up!

I'm keeping it, period!

The pediatrician is on her way. I've noticed she's very hot.

Are you using it to call?

No, no. How awful, Amador.

Be thankful I didn't tell Carlota on me.

[CHLOE CRIES]

Neighbor, what's with that long face?

Huh? No, it's my usual one.

Don't be sad, damn it, life is very beautiful.

-Do you want me to suck it? -Huh?

You'll see how good it feels on you, it takes away all your sorrows.

My penis doesn't control me, my penis doesn't control me.

I just can't stand to see anyone suffer.

[Timbre]

I came as quickly as I could. And the girl?

It's not here, it's not here. I lent it to a neighbor.

Her daughter had left home and she had the empty niche syndrome.

-The nest. -That.

Wasn't she feeling so ill, with a fever?

Yes, I was there, but kids recover by throwing punches.

-What can I tell you? -Amador.

Sorry, I'm just a bit of a hypochondriac.

She gets sick and I fall apart.

I tell myself: "Wait, she's still dying, like her mother."

So, to drown my sorrows, I opened a little wine.

And I said to myself: since the doctor has come,

I'll make it up to you with a drink. -I'm a teetotaler.

-I respect all religions. -Call me if there's an emergency.

Cuqui whore.

[Elevator beep]

[Timbre]

What, what's happening, what's happening?

Get out.

¡Oh!

# The one that's coming. #

[Door opening]

Your cigarette has gotten longer, hasn't it?

[QUESTION]

Leave me alone.

You have no idea what a night I've had.

He just fell asleep.

Damn! Who left this in such a bad state?

[Crying]

What are you doing?

This one has distracted me.

Wow, look at you!

[SOBS]

What's wrong with you?

I'm so sleepy!

Bring it, go on, bring it, bring it.

Bring the kid.

Go sleep in my bed, go on.

Did you eat all the chorizo?

[Crying]

[Noise]

We're going to have to impose a curfew.

Anyone arriving after 12 will have to sleep on the street.

¿Adónde vas?

Hey, it's not the right time, some of us have to work!

[Noises]

[Suspenseful music]

-¡Cristina! -¡Ah!

-They're robbing us. -Again?

Bastards! My TV!

-Sí. -¡No, no, sí, no!

¡Persígueles!

It's because I'm barefoot.

[CRISTINA GRUÃ'E]

Well, that was normal.

Normal weight.

Normal height.

You're not making it easy for me, sir.

His face was covered.

YES, because of the erotic practices you like.

Lost?

What are you doing with my thong?

The accused in the previous theft, Antonio Recio,

He claimed to have had sexual relations with the complainant,

In other words, with you.

How am I supposed to have sex with that lunatic?

I was at home too.

Do you like watching your wife being raped?

-What are you saying! -Give me my thong!

No, don't contaminate the tests.

What's up, guys? The boss is here.

The boss has received a complaint from Eulogia Sarrión for hit-and-run.

He ran her over.

Oh, my! A serious mistake.

Does the tuk-tuk have insurance?

Yes, I take that to the letter.

-Thank goodness. -But this one doesn't have a contract.

It's not covered by insurance!

Of course, of course, it makes sense.

What is Coque doing working without a contract?

We are waiting for the woman's papers.

The problem is that they take a while to arrive.

Because you went to the Registry, right? Where?

Well, never mind, I'm saying I was driving.

Amador said the police came and filed a report.

Ah, no, then it can't be done.

Coque, you're fired.

Why me?

For running people over and leaving a bad image of Tuk-Tuk Rivas.

-I shouldn't have worn a wig. -It's about parity.

We need to talk to Logi and negotiate compensation.

Yes, yes, there is no doubt.

But you speak, since you get along very well with her boss.

Because you slept with the marchioness.

Why would I dare to inject myself with that lady?

On the landings, that's all anyone is talking about: "keys".

Look, leave it, I'll talk to her.

The first thing you do after going to couples therapy

It's like going out partying and getting drunk.

Lola called me and brought out a bottle of wine.

-Girl, very bad. -Shut up, you annoying fly.

What did you call me?

You're more of a burden as a grandmother than as a mother, and it was difficult.

If you were a good mother, I wouldn't have to be so overbearing!

Oh, look who's talking!

The one that left me starving and crying

for watching "Falcon Crest".

It was "Dynasty." And I don't want to argue!

Me neither. Get out of here.

-What? -Get lost, I can't stand you.

Are you kicking me out of my house?

It's not your house anymore, you sold your half to this idiot.

Can you address me by my first name?

¿And where are you going?

-To the gym, to let off some steam. -That's intense.

That's intense.

That's intense.

Get lost! - You'll miss me.

Don't come crying to me later!

[Timbre]

Give me the girl. No.

-I have an appointment with the pediatrician. -Chloe is perfectly fine.

-Can I give it to him? -Of course, Lorenzo.

And this chicken?

A friend. What's it to you?

Are you using your granddaughter to pick up guys? That's awful, Cuqui.

She's not my granddaughter, she's my daughter. [LAUGH]

Does he know how old you are?

- Lorenzo, come here! - Get lost!

How lost you are.

[Timbre]

[BOTH] Hello. Is the girl there?

What's wrong with you now?

I bought you a few things at the supermarket.

Freeze the chicken.

I washed all of this with the fabric softener you like.

Can I get you a boat?

Let's see, why did I leave home?

Leave me alone.

-Poor things. -Julia!

We just want to make sure you're okay.

One never stops being a father.

What if instead of worrying about being parents,

Would you be worried about being a couple?

Take advantage of the fact that you are alone.

Go out for a romantic dinner, I don't know.

Enjoy life a little. If you remember.

What? She's so pretty.

-Yes. -She's the girl I always dreamed of having.

-Shall we sit down? -What's up?

-¿Huh? -Yes, yes.

[EMITS SOUNDS]

[RÍEN]

What's wrong with you?

-What's wrong with you? -And me?

"Don't you think I'm pretty?" "Who do you think she looks like?"

A mí.

-Chloe, for me! -Amador!

-Who is that? -I'm not a single mother.

-What? -I mean, yes I am.

But I had the girl with that idiot.

I'm trying to get him out of my life, but it's difficult.

I raised her, I have custody and everything.

But you can continue to admire me as much as you do.

He's taken your daughter!

She always returns it to me, I don't even report it.

But something will have to be done.

-He lives next door, we're neighbors. -You live next door to your ex?

Yes, but we hardly ever see each other.

Oh, look, do you want an ice cream?

¡Ay, mi Chloe, Chloe!

Gema, it's Amador.

I think Chloe has a fever again.

"It's very hot." "Bring it to me."

"I'll make room for you." "No, you come home."

"Amador, I can't." "I'll pay you whatever it is."

I'll give you a car.

I'm a businessman. I own a fleet.

Echo!

Gema, Amador sent me.

Go up, go up.

Antonio, what are you doing?

[SIGHS]

You have your leader, I have mine.

Well, while you're at it, hang this one up for me too.

What's he doing here?

Siddhartha Gautama, ascetic, meditator, hermit

and a spiritual teacher. I am broadening my horizons.

It's strange.

The Holy Trinity.

[Timbre]

I've been thinking about it.

For the friendship that unites us

And, since I slept with Doña Berta, we're family.

So I accept the position of goalkeeper.

Being fired also helps, doesn't it?

-How did you find out? -It was a bluff, but you fell for it.

-What have you done? -I accidentally ran over Logi.

Reinstated and I'll raise your salary to 700 euros.

Thank you so much.

If you run over the crane, 1000. I'll leave it at that.

What do you mean you've been discharged? Damn public hospitals!

That's what happens when you have broken arms. How am I supposed to hold the mop?

You cling to any excuse to be lazy.

Bruno. Pretend to be asleep.

Is it possible?

Come in, dear, come in.

Here I am, with my heart in my mouth.

-How is Logi? -They're thinking of disconnecting her.

On...

I'm so sorry, I thought I was doing better.

There is a glimmer of hope.

There is a neurosurgeon in Paris,

Dr. Maximiliene de la Tour Dupain.

Who dares to operate on his pituitary artery

to relieve intracranial pain.

But we can't afford it.

Would you drop the charges if I financed the operation?

Let's say with 2000 euros?

¡Hala, 2000!

If the medicalized plane alone costs 5000.

It's worth 5000. What if I raise it to 6000?

This man doesn't get up for less than 10,000.

Could he be a friend of the doctor from Switzerland who later turned out not to exist?

Are you calling me a liar?

Come on, Eulogia.

Get up, the doctor said you have to walk.

-I haven't eaten. -Be careful with the road.

6000 estarÃa bien.

[Timbre]

Yoli, she's not here.

At some point we'll have to fix this.

[Timbre]

Get out.

[RÍE]

Menchu.

What are you doing here?

My daughter has kicked me out of her house.

-I need this. -Yes.

"But it doesn't work like that." "Look, sweetheart."

This apartment is mine.

And the law says that if I need it to live...

Since the reform of the urban leases law

of 2019, if not expressly stated

the landlord's need to occupy the property

to use it as permanent housing, you cannot

from her before the deadline stipulated in the contract.

You're confusing me with your pettifogger jargon.

Oh, Menchu, Menchu, what patience!

There is no clause here that reflects that assumption.

Okay, there's no contract anymore. Get out of my house.

I have it scanned.

No matter what you say, I can stay at home.

Up to five years. Are you leaving or should I call the police?

# The one that's coming. #

What a bummer, damn it.

I hadn't realized the law had changed.

Don't you say you're bored with the empty cell?

We'll bring in the blonde, nobody will miss her.

It's just that a gentleman excites me more.

I mean, it's my house, I need it, but I have to suck it up.

The point here is to protect the hippies.

Let the good people give it to us. -And what are you going to do?

I have no choice but to move in with you.

Don't mess with me! What have I done to you?

It's an emergency!

I like living alone.

It's temporary, until the little girl gets over her tantrum.

Or I'll kill this firecracker.

Whichever comes first.

"You weren't allergic to cats?"

You won't get rid of me!

[Message]

[BOTH] Together!

-No, no. -Chloe, Chloe.

-Okay, quiet! -Yes.

[JULIA] That shitty warehouse doesn't cost 30,000 euros.

Even if it's 30 cents.

I'm not giving him a penny.

He is willing to negotiate.

He jumps over the lathe and that's it.

You lack agility, you are atrophied.

And what do I do with the shopping cart?

[MARTIN] We are buying freedom.

What's 30,000 euros in exchange for cutting ties with the outside world?

In other words, Antonio's.

[Timbre]

-I insist on the hideout. -Hideout, hideout!

¡Zulu!

Marquise.

I am informing you that the warehouse

What the communist is trying to sell you is mine.

No one will plunder the heritage

of the Balmaseda de Unzeta and Téllez-Girón except me.

I'll leave it at 20,000.

You seem very calm. Shouldn't we go after Chloe?

Ah, yes, yes, now.

Aren't you afraid to leave her in the hands of that madman?

Deep down, he's a good guy, but he's got no brains.

What?

His skull is like a coconut.

It has a thin membrane of neurons attached to its shell,

which would be like the white part of the coconut, and everything inside is water.

[CARLOTA] Mom!

¡Carlotita!

Where is Chloe?

"Mom?"

[CLEARS THROAT]

Lorenzo, my daughter Carlota.

The result of a previous relationship.

You told me you had Chloe because you always wanted to be a mother.

I had her when she was a teenager and I didn't do a very good job.

-Mom. -I'm going to get her.

Tú espérame aquÃ, no te muevas.

He is very fond of his sister.

How are you, Gema?

Speak to me frankly.

She's perfectly fine, Amador, no fever or anything.

Wow, that's a strange thing.

It's like when you take your car to the garage.

and stop making the noise you were making.

-Well, nothing. -Well, nothing, no.

I ordered sushi. Stay for dinner.

I'm not used to living alone.

Amador, I have the feeling

that you're using your daughter to flirt with me.

Look, my heart is still broken from the death of my wife,

But it's true, I'm a widower open to love.

[Timbre]

Good heavens.

[Timbre]

-Cuqui. -Give me back my daughter.

Didn't the mother die in childbirth?

Yes, this one is dead to me.

I think it's awful that you kidnapped her. You should be in jail.

How?

What are you saying, you wretch?

What are you all doing here?

"I told you to wait downstairs." "I came to say hello to Dad."

Is he also the father of your other daughter?

And two more.

From a room that isn't mine, that was tapped by a neighbor.

¿Me podéis dar a Chloe ya?

Gema, I'm going to tell you the truth.

Chloe is not my daughter, she is my granddaughter.

-You don't say? -Yes, yes.

Hey, wait, what about the sushi?

I'm vegan. You don't eat, you don't drink.

"What a sad life you lead!" "Are you a grandmother?"

-But how old are you? -Forty-something...

Pass.

But I take hormones.

We can have a child together, you and I.

¡Lorenzo! [RÍE]

Do you want to stop making fools of yourselves?

and accept your age?

Okay, Cuqui.

We tried.

Carlota is right.

The sooner we accept being grandparents, the better.

Sí, sí.

It can also be a beautiful stage.

Man, clearly.

[SIGHS]

-Grandma. -What?

-Do you want salami? -[GRUMPER]

I don't know, but sometimes it works...

[SIGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

The squatter gave me a blowjob.

At first, I thought it was one of my daydreams, but no.

Why are you telling me this, idiot?

I don't know, just to talk about something.

What are you doing?

What's wrong, neighbor?

Why are you giving my husband a blowjob?

Poor thing, he had a very long face.

Like now. Would you like another one?

Well, well!

If you ever go near my husband again,

I'll rip out your hair, you piece of trash!

On top of taking your job away...

How many blowjobs do you give your husband?

What's it to you?

I'll leave it at that. Think about it.

I don't have to reflect on anything!

Bah!

[QUESTION]

If you want revenge, I'll eat your pussy. I'm the perfect height.

Give it a try.

[Timbre]

What time is it?

It's obvious you're not the Spain that gets up early.

Fishmonger, your shady dealings are over.

We are going to buy the warehouse from its owner.

"That's illegal, it's not segregable!" "Communist!"

Private property is a constitutional right.

I can do whatever I want with him.

Legal action.

But you were the one who came up with it!

It's 50 percent or nothing.

Your threats don't intimidate me.

I just need my tenant's permission. Bruno adores me.

So he's not going to give me any trouble.

Bruno is my dolphin, he only obeys me.

We'll see about that.

Your calcified joints

They can't compete with my wholesale reprise.

And you owe me a thong, you degenerate!

Bruno.

-Not even a chamomile in peace. -The crane has come to speak with you.

Say no to everything.

"Don't listen to the communist." "Duke of Tumbledorn!"

I am willing to forget the ugly things you have done to me

si accedes a que segregue el almacén para venderlo.

You're wasting your time, you decrepit old woman.

Luckily, this is no longer my problem.

You're already negotiating with the subconscious to let this stay.

[SHOUTS]

Martin, tell me!

Cariño.

I have the solution to all our problems.

-Oh, really? -We're going to buy the Cafebrería.

[RÍE]

I'm going to be...

[RÍEN]

You guys are... Holy shit!

[RÍEN]

Honey, there's leftover macaroni and "cabracín" cream.

From "cabracín".

Let's say... with 2000 euros?

-¡Gone! -Ah!

Sorry, I was really scared.

Ah, meeting!

He caught me with my pipe.

Your love doesn't "make me feel"

Ahí, ahí.

[RÍEN]

Your threats don't intimidate me. They just...

I said it right, they're intimidating. It's all Greek to me.

Erotic practices. [RÃ E]

[RÍEN]

You've missed half the scene.

Erotic practices. [RÃ E]

[RÍE]

Table 5. ¡Hostia!

-Bruno!

[RÍEN]