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Are you home?

What are you looking at?

Your browsing history.

What? You're snooping on my computer?

Uh, well, I was trying to file a home warranty claim.

and then I came across a few interesting sites.

You're looking through my browsing history?

That's not cool.

I don't look through your phone.

What the fuck, Annie?

You're watching porn.

With men.

Fucking women in the ass.

Is this what you're into?

Are you straight?

No!

God, no.

I'm queer.

I'm 100 % lesbian. You know that.

Fuck, we're married.

What kind of question is that? Do I like men? No.

Hell no.

I mean, it's not very apparent from what you're obviously getting off to.

I mean, what kind of lesbian watches straight porn?

Oh, fuck, Annie. It's just porn.

You go down a rabbit hole.

What do they say? You're just one click away from a black dick?

Well, I clicked on a dick going up a woman's ass.

Fucking shoot me.

Look, I'm just hurt.

How do you think this makes me feel?

I have to use a strap -on on you, and you're obviously fiending for a man

You know what? I can't talk right now.

This is Connor. He's Carol's son from down the street.

He has agreed to come and service you.

It's nice to meet you.

Yeah, anything you need.

You know, me and my girlfriend do it all the time. So, you know, if you want to

have anal, that's fine. I have plenty of backdoor experience.

Can I talk to you in private?

What the fuck are you doing?

Did you hire a gigolo for me?

No, he's not a gigolo. He's Carol's son.

Look, I was talking to Carol about our situation.

How you want things that I can't give you.

Oh my God, you didn't.

Are you kidding me?

Why are you talking to Carol about our love life?

How embarrassing.

You're telling her that I'm watching porn?

What are you telling her?

Look, I know you have your craving.

You're not a gold star.

You've been with men before.

And maybe it's something you need every now and then.

I just don't want you leaving me to find it. I figured, I'm not the man without

the relationship.

So you're the neighbor's kid.

He's 26 years old. He's a man.

Listen. He's in a very open relationship.

His girlfriend was there, too, and she's so excited for him to come and help us

out.

I am absolutely fucking lonely.

I love you.

I just want you to be happy.

Seriously, have some fun with Connor.

If it weren't for my gold star status, I'd consent to his penis going in my

vagina, too.

Please. Do it for me. It's okay.

So you really want me to have sex with Connor?

You're not going to flip out about it later?

I promise.

Get it out of your system.

I'll be upstairs.

Maybe we can go to the Abbey later and you can give me all the juicy details.

I love you. Come along.

Hey. Everything okay?

Yeah. It's fine.

I'm sorry. You're probably really uncomfortable right now.

Probably like, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

Nah, it's cool. Don't stress.

How long has it been since you've been with a man?

Almost seven years.

I started seeing women after I split up with my last husband.

He was a real asshole.

Then I met Annie and we got married.

So, yeah.

It's been a while.

We can go easy.

What do you want me to do?

Oh, my God. I don't know.

Can I see how big it is?

Lay down.

I forgot how much I like this.

It's been a while since you had a big cock, huh?

I've been here too long.

Sorry, I'm getting all spinny.

You're just having the fun that you've been waiting for all these years, huh?

I'm definitely gay, okay?

Who doesn't love a nice peck on?

I'm glad we're having so much fun.

Well, Annie said she wanted me to have fun, so.

Yeah.

Thank you.

I just can't.

amazing wife.

You can keep your caucuses dropped off.

Thank you.

Don't stress that we're cognated.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Well,

you did say that we are neighbors after all.

Oh my god, fuck.

Oh, that's because he's talking to you.

He likes you.

Fuck. Oh, I think he loves that fucking car.

Fuck.

Yeah, that's so fucking good. Yeah.

Oh my god, that's good.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, grab my fucking hips.

Pull me into that.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I fucking love taking this.

I think I need to be spread open and used.

All my fucking holes.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh.

Yeah.

What do you think? Do you think I'll just sit in there?

That's kind of tight.

I want you to sit down on my coffee.

Just a bit of alcohol.

Fuckin' good.

Yeah, I got nothing to cock in my ass.

Fuckin' on the cock.

Yeah. Fuckin' asshole. Oh, fuck. Fuckin' asshole.

I want all that fuckin' cock. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Yeah, you just let me know if you ever want more.

I'll be your partner too.

That's not a bad idea.