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[GROANING]
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Ah...
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[???]
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[GASPS]
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You know, I think I'm good.
I should just stay on top.
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Okay.
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I'm supposed to be in there! I'm-
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[TASER CRACKLES] Aah!
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The whole world is watching!
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The whole world is watching! The whole-
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Well, watch his head. He still has a soft spot.
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Oh, come on.
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Barely.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah, we are going to Brown Town!
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[CAWS]
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[CAR ALARM SOUNDING]
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[TRAIN BELL DINGING]
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STACEY: Hurry up, Mom.
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I don't want to be late for my date with Gavin.
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It's just a four-hour drive to New York,
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not a space ark to Jupiter.
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Okay. I'm almost done.
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I've got 10 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
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And one jelly and jelly?
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Yes, Brian. Thank you.
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I cannot wait to see Dave Matthews again.
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You may not know it by looking at me,
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but back in what I like to call "the day,"
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I was a hard-core Matthews man.
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But that was a long time
ago, back before your dad died.
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Buried my electric violin that day, Stace.
Not on purpose.
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I will try anything once. But Dave Matthews
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sounds like three horses trampling two dogs.
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Uh, no, he sounds like a
God being tickled by an angel.
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He sounds- He sounds like a God
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being tickled by an angel.
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Well, let me know if it's horses or angels.
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When you guys are at the concert,
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I will be having a better time with Gavin.
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So it's on tonight.
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? You're gonna crunch, crunch Crunch it up ?
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? Crunch, crunch, crunch
it up ? I hate the crunch song.
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It's the perfect time. Tonight is your night.
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The last date with Stacey was a disaster.
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This time I got it planned nice.
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Good for you. What's your schedule?
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It's a tight window. She gets in at 8:00,
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but her family's driving her back home at 11:30.
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Her lady schedule.
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You're starting a long-distance relationship.
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Could be weeks till you hang again.
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The first time you go to Six Flags,
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you don't wanna find out the park's flooded.
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I wonder if we met now,
would we still be friends?
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Of course. Hook my boy up with some condoms.
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I don't need a personal shopper for my penis.
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Only have the big ones.
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Not a problem. He's a quarter Italian.
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Sorry. I can't do it.
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What do you mean, you can't do it?
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Too much condom, not enough you.
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If it's too loose, you reproduce.
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Hold on, I am definitely in the ballpark.
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I mean, I wear extra-large
sweaters from certain stores.
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Sorry, Papi.
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Do I need to put it on
a scale so you can weigh it?
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Next.
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You just lost a customer.
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But after this. Yeah, this.
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Relax, it's just a date.
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We're hardly gonna have any time.
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I don't know if anything's gonna happen.
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It's no big deal.
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It's kind of a big deal
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because you two are gonna
have sex for the first time.
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I know it and you know it.
I don't really know it.
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At least not 100 percent.
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You should. 'Cause Gavin's just a nice guy
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you met through work till he makes you feel like
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you're on one of those roller
coasters the Arabs build.
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I'm not worried. He's a good kisser.
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Oh, that doesn't mean anything.
Brian's a good kisser.
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Thank you, Nessa.
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We agreed never to talk about that trip again.
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Look, Gavin lives four hours away.
You got to find out now.
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If you don't have sexual
chemistry, what do you have?
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Just your friend's uncle's tongue in your mouth.
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[???]
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Don't worry about condoms.
My love locker is at your disposal.
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I got a rubber so big, you can sleep underwater.
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Sounds useful.
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The apartment's yours tonight.
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You're going out with your
girl, I'm going out with my girl.
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Yeah, "girl" being the operative word.
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You're sure Lucy's 18, right?
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Eighteen and three-quarters,
and she's All-State track.
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The complete package.
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PAM: Michael, why have you
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thrown away all these cookies?
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I'm weak. I can't have them around, tempting me.
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And no more French food in the house, okay?
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It's all butter and fat.
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He's ethnic cleansing our kitchen.
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All right, here's your stuff.
Pamela, you're looking good.
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Hardly old enough to be the mother
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of a boy who's about to crunch, crunch,
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BOTH: Crunch it up.
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PAM: Really? Tonight?
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We're not talking about this.
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Yeah, okay, I mean, that's no big deal.
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You know, it's not your first time at a rodeo.
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It is his first time with Stacey, though.
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I remember the first time
your mother and I made love.
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It was Halloween. She was dressed as a sexy cat.
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Hot. But a little clich�.
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Yeah, he was the Tin Man.
He kept asking me to oil him.
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Yet another holiday ruined
by one of your sex stories.
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We did things to one another,
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things that should have made me
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never want to look her in the eye again.
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But the next morning, I wanted to spend
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the rest of the day with her.
I mean, we went to brunch.
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Oh. Wow.
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I consider to be
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the dumbest meal of the week. Brunch, my boys.
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That's how you know you have a winner.
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[???]
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? It's not a complicated Thing to follow ?
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? Maybe as simple As your smile ?
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There he is!
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Wow, his jaw could cut glass
and hair could stop a bullet.
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He'd be very useful in an emergency.
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I'm gonna pick you up here
after the concert at 11:30.
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Guys, I can take the bus home in the morning.
It's no problem.
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No. We came as a family. We'll leave as a family.
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Fine. Let him see the gold.
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You have the ass of a Boy Scout
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and the eyes of that hot slut
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on the cover of National Geographic.
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You're ready.
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Gavin! Hey.
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Hey.
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[GRUNTS] Oh, my stars!
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[SQUEALS]
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You nailed that dude.
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We should make sure he's all right,
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but we are late for Dave Matthews.
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Stace, you'll take care of him, right?
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Hi, Gavin.
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Bye.
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BOTH: Hi.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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[???]
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GAVIN [SIGHS]: So welcome back to the city.
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Thanks. This date's going even
better than our first one, huh?
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You haven't thrown up yet.
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The night is young. So, what now?
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Well, the New York thing to
do would be to slowly walk away
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and then tweet about it.
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Do we really have to fill this all out?
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We're in a rush, and we're
gonna lose our dinner reservation.
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Did I just sound like Donald Trump?
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I wish. They'd hold a reservation for Trump.
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[???]
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Wow. I've never seen so many
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of the same kind of white people before.
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Smells like somebody dropped
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an underarm bomb on a patchouli factory.
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I wonder how Stacy's doing.
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You know, she can fall for guys too fast,
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and it turns out to be a horrible mistake.
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But one time in a billion,
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it turns out to be a beautiful mistake.
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That's why we play the game, Gwen.
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Okay, I got the tickets, but I got to warn you.
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A Dave Matthews concert, that's
like a door to a second life,
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and you can either be reborn as a golden god
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or emerge a misshapen runt.
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It's all how you pass through the birth canal.
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Punch me straight in the girl cave.
Is that Dave Coaches?
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Is he a roadie for D.M.B.? That is awesome.
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That guy repulses me like hot mayonnaise.
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Thank God you ended it last year.
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Mostly. What can I say?
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That relationship lingered
like a fart in a foam pillow.
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Why don't you go talk to him?
See if you can get us backstage.
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Brian, no! Sorry, Bri-
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That man is crack cocaine
with a beautiful wiener.
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If I even look into his eyes too long,
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I could get hooked on that pipe.
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I completely understand.
I still say we roll the dice.
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Okay, great. Fantastic.
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They gave away our reservation.
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It's okay. I don't need a fancy meal.
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The bicyclist gave me one
of his energy bars, so I'm good.
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Um. Well, now, we can, uh- Shoot, um...
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Crapsicle. Ugh. I'm gonna have to meet
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my mom and Brian in not that long now.
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[GROANS] I'm sorry. I really
wanted this to be a nice night. Uh...
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Okay, new plan. I cook for you.
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I have red wine, and I've heard
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that my Bolognese sauce is edible.
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[LAUGHS] Great.
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Yeah? What kind of pasta do you like?
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Doesn't matter. I'm not hungry.
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Oh, right, 'cause you had that energy bar.
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That's not what I meant.
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[???]
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Oh. Um.
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Well, I am also not hungry.
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Great. So shall we go?
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Yes. I don't say "shall" a lot,
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but I'm trying to impress you.
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Nessa. Wow. Hey, you, uh, cut your hair.
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Doctor's orders.
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I had to shave all over after what you gave me.
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Ooh, be careful, Mommy.
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What? Nothing. Just keep walking.
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You better hope we don't get any showers.
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This one ain't got no raincoat.
What is he talking about?
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The weather has been crazy,
but I'm around the corner.
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Excuse me. Did Lucy Cash finish the 400 yet?
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Does anyone know if the St.
Selene's Girl's track meet
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is finished yet? Anyone?
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[PAM & MICHAEL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
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These are calorie bombs. You're killing me.
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Weird. Uh, hi. This is Stacey.
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Hi. Good night.
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Well, hello, Miss Stacey.
STACEY: Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Gavin, she's very pretty.
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Isn't she? My goodness, beautiful.
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Yeah, she is. You are very cute.
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And your skin? Are you kidding with that skin?
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It's like a ripe piece of fruit.
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You look like a porcelain doll
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they find in the homes of serial killers.
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Okay. Stacey's mom and uncle
are picking her up really soon.
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Feel free to keep eating trash
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and talking about her body on your own.
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PAM: Your family's in town? Yeah.
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Text them. Invite them to come over.
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We'll do that later. Bye. Bye, guys.
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Oh, no, no, no. Text them. GAVIN: No, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no. PAM & MICHAEL: Yes, yes, yes.
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Listen, just text them now.
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I really- I'm texting them.
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Yeah, text them.
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[PHONE KEYBOARD CLICKING]
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I sent it.
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Okay, very good. All set.
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We'll see you in a little bit then.
Bye, Stacey. Bye!
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[SIGHS]
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00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,625
So those are the people who made me,
254
00:10:21,686 --> 00:10:23,188
who I might end up being like.
255
00:10:23,321 --> 00:10:24,956
Seemed nice.
256
00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:28,026
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
257
00:10:29,494 --> 00:10:32,731
Now Stacey wants us to
pick her up at Gavin's house.
258
00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:35,400
His parents want to meet us?
259
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,770
Oh, this is really zooming along.
260
00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:42,073
Yeah, great. I'm kind of
watching this develop right now.
261
00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:45,377
Brian wants to go backstage.
Can you get in or not?
262
00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:49,381
Yeah, I can get you backstage,
if you let me go backstage.
263
00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:52,050
You kidding? Not after
what you did to my greenroom.
264
00:10:52,183 --> 00:10:54,252
That's rock and roll. Things get broken.
265
00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:55,487
Nice try, Dave.
266
00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:57,022
For you, I'll do it for a kiss.
267
00:10:57,155 --> 00:10:59,858
Not gonna happen. You know me.
I'm like Vlad the Impaler.
268
00:10:59,991 --> 00:11:02,961
When I burn a village, I don't
turn back to look at the flames.
269
00:11:03,094 --> 00:11:05,997
How are you gonna get your
marshmallows toasted, Nessa?
270
00:11:11,736 --> 00:11:13,236
So is there anything you like?
271
00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:16,207
Um, I like it all. The whole shebang.
272
00:11:16,341 --> 00:11:18,321
Anything I should know? Any allergies?
273
00:11:18,322 --> 00:11:20,477
I'm pretty normal. I'm okay with dirty talk,
274
00:11:20,478 --> 00:11:22,714
just no baby voices, and no Grandpa voices.
275
00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:26,251
Uh, okay. How about robot voices?
276
00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:28,820
Um, don't ruin it. I'm okay with a little
277
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:32,123
of this or this, I just really don't like this.
278
00:11:32,257 --> 00:11:34,426
Oh, who likes that? You'd be surprised.
279
00:11:34,559 --> 00:11:36,695
Oh. Do you like this?
280
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:40,498
Nessa, no! Hi, I'm Gwen.
281
00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:41,900
Hi.
282
00:11:45,637 --> 00:11:50,675
Yes. You got a kiss, we're in. Whoo!
283
00:11:50,809 --> 00:11:52,944
[???]
284
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:02,420
Hey, um, hey, do you have a thingy? Huh?
285
00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,190
An adult balloon you can
only make one animal out of?
286
00:12:05,323 --> 00:12:08,493
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I- Shoot.
I have to go get one,
287
00:12:08,627 --> 00:12:11,663
but I will be right back,
and just don't fall asleep
288
00:12:11,796 --> 00:12:14,833
or start binge-watching
Friday Night Lights or anything.
289
00:12:14,966 --> 00:12:16,234
STACEY: Okay. Ah!
290
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:18,103
[LAUGHS]
291
00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:20,605
That's the first man I've kissed in eight years.
292
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,474
My uterus clenched up like a fist.
293
00:12:22,607 --> 00:12:24,009
Thanks, Gwen. You're aces.
294
00:12:24,142 --> 00:12:26,778
You really took a bullet for me.
Right in the mouth.
295
00:12:26,911 --> 00:12:30,348
Yes! Whoo! Backstage with Dave.
296
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,482
Music!
297
00:12:31,483 --> 00:12:33,084
Yeah! All access!
298
00:12:34,552 --> 00:12:35,920
Yes!
299
00:12:36,054 --> 00:12:37,455
[JACKHAMMER DRILLING]
300
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:44,763
No, no, no, no, no, no! No, no!
301
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:48,566
Dave!
302
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,136
[???]
303
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,069
Oh!
304
00:12:52,070 --> 00:12:53,405
Ah! God!
305
00:12:53,538 --> 00:12:55,340
Oh!
306
00:12:58,877 --> 00:13:00,245
Pshh.
307
00:13:00,378 --> 00:13:02,580
What the hell are you doing here?
308
00:13:02,714 --> 00:13:04,115
It went sideways, dude.
309
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,751
Lucy sassed her track coach and got grounded.
310
00:13:06,885 --> 00:13:08,865
You don't want to hear my story right now.
311
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:10,587
Not this second. Can I get a condom?
312
00:13:10,588 --> 00:13:13,658
All right, you're making it happen, man.
313
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:17,162
Welcome to the love locker.
314
00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:20,432
[CHUCKLES] Ooh, this one's made for you.
315
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:22,845
Not literally. I didn't get your measurements
316
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,401
and send them to a tailor in Hong Kong.
317
00:13:24,402 --> 00:13:28,373
Oh, this one is banana flavored, right here.
318
00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:30,075
I eat these as snacks sometimes.
319
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:32,010
I don't have enough blood in my brain
320
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,545
to understand what you're
saying, so I'm in a rush.
321
00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:36,681
I like your attitude. You're going for it.
322
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,583
Man, I give up too easy.
323
00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,250
Lucy's dad can't keep her from me.
324
00:13:40,251 --> 00:13:42,620
I don't think. Maybe I should make it happen.
325
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:43,988
Yes, yeah. You know what?
326
00:13:44,122 --> 00:13:48,226
Go for it. Go. Go with God. Good luck. Do it.
327
00:13:48,359 --> 00:13:50,895
Oh, I need a condom.
328
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:53,431
[???]
329
00:13:53,565 --> 00:13:55,166
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
330
00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,904
Hey, Nessa. Guess where I am?
331
00:14:00,038 --> 00:14:01,840
In Gavin's bed, halfway to Hades.
332
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,174
You're good.
333
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,975
Heads up. Looks like we're gonna be
334
00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:06,596
getting there ahead of schedule.
335
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:07,644
Like, when?
336
00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:08,695
Assuming your uncle
337
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:11,282
can't sweet-talk security,
338
00:14:11,416 --> 00:14:14,552
20 minutes, maybe half an hour. Get to work.
339
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,221
N-Nessa.
340
00:14:16,354 --> 00:14:17,856
[GROANS]
341
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,290
[PHONE SLAMS]
342
00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,030
Gav?
343
00:14:31,402 --> 00:14:33,605
Avocado, Pam?
344
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,339
What? Too exotic for the yokels?
345
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,200
This is like the �clair of hand fruits.
346
00:14:37,308 --> 00:14:38,543
I'm trying to tighten up.
347
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,711
[SCOFFS] Enough! You're skinnier than I am.
348
00:14:40,712 --> 00:14:43,292
It's about health, not weight.
I'm thinner than you,
349
00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:45,716
I have more tone and definition, you're skinnier.
350
00:14:45,717 --> 00:14:48,953
Please. I bet my skirts would
fit you better than they fit me.
351
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:52,023
How much? Fifty bucks? Yeah.
352
00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:57,395
And if I win, um, brownies.
Trays and trays of brownies.
353
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,529
Ooh.
354
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:01,533
[LAUGHS] Okay.
355
00:15:01,666 --> 00:15:03,368
What are you doing?
356
00:15:03,501 --> 00:15:05,236
I hope you like plaid.
357
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:13,244
If you spin that fast enough,
we can hear "Born to Run."
358
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:14,428
Oh.
359
00:15:15,547 --> 00:15:17,015
[SIGHS] Okay.
360
00:15:20,451 --> 00:15:24,589
Uh, look, um, we don't have to rush, okay?
361
00:15:24,722 --> 00:15:29,360
I-I really like you and
our first time should be special,
362
00:15:29,494 --> 00:15:32,063
and we can always do this some other time.
363
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:34,666
We don't have to try to beat the clock.
364
00:15:34,799 --> 00:15:39,337
I really like you too, but,
um, my mom is gonna be here
365
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:42,807
in 20 minutes now, so can
we make it special and fast?
366
00:15:42,941 --> 00:15:45,410
You make it special, I'll make it fast.
367
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,145
[CHUCKLES]
368
00:15:47,278 --> 00:15:49,514
BRIAN: Big misunderstanding. Okay?
369
00:15:49,647 --> 00:15:52,383
Nessa, Gwen, let's go.
370
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:55,553
[???]
371
00:15:55,687 --> 00:16:00,058
Luce! Lucy!
372
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:04,362
? It must've passed me by ?
373
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:08,199
? The time I had to blink ?
374
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,768
? Just leavin' me With wild... ?
375
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:12,470
Ow! Ow!
376
00:16:15,039 --> 00:16:16,774
[GASPS]
377
00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:18,176
[CAWS]
378
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:20,879
? Everybody in the world... ?
379
00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,413
Yes!
380
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:27,886
Dave! I'm supposed to be in there! I'm-
381
00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,159
[TASER CRACKLES] Aah!
382
00:16:29,287 --> 00:16:31,389
? ...but me ?
383
00:16:31,522 --> 00:16:33,725
I love you.
384
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,729
What was I thinking? Lucy's
not right for me. Is she?
385
00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,197
No, she's not right for you.
386
00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:41,266
Where's my pliers? The zipper is stuck.
387
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:42,866
You get it stuck in the lining?
388
00:16:42,867 --> 00:16:45,207
I don't know, that's lining- [DOOR BELL RINGS]
389
00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,370
Is that them already?
390
00:16:46,371 --> 00:16:48,573
Why are they here so early?
391
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:49,756
Here, Archie.
392
00:16:49,807 --> 00:16:52,076
Hi. Come on in.
393
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,070
Hi, I'm Nessa. I'm a friend of Stacey's.
394
00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:56,581
Hello. Come on, come on. GWEN: Hey.
395
00:16:56,714 --> 00:16:58,850
Oh, great. It's you.
396
00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,033
Yep.
397
00:17:00,084 --> 00:17:01,319
I'm Pam,
398
00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:03,521
and this is my husband, Michael.
399
00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,690
You must be Stacey's parents.
400
00:17:05,823 --> 00:17:07,492
I'm Gwen, Stacey's mom.
401
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,328
This is Brian, my dead husband's brother.
402
00:17:10,461 --> 00:17:12,897
Great to meet you. Am I yelling?
403
00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:15,466
I am. I can tell by looking at your face.
404
00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:19,537
You're yelling. I know. I got electrocuted.
405
00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:21,940
I need to recalibrate.
406
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:24,575
You're dressed like a lady.
407
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:25,977
BOTH [LAUGH]: Oh!
408
00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:27,679
Oh, that's just- We had a bet.
409
00:17:27,812 --> 00:17:31,316
It's- It's a silly story.
He has an eating disorder.
410
00:17:31,449 --> 00:17:32,951
False!
411
00:17:33,084 --> 00:17:35,219
So where's Gavin and my little girl?
412
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:37,488
Downstairs in our apartment doing it.
413
00:17:37,622 --> 00:17:41,025
Whoops. I should not have said that.
414
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:42,560
I've been drinking.
415
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:43,744
Snitch.
416
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:47,532
I think I'll finish this in the backyard.
417
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:51,235
When he says, "doing it,"
418
00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:53,409
does that mean the same thing in the city?
419
00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:55,840
Because in the country it means-
420
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:59,344
[WHISTLES] It means doing it.
421
00:17:59,477 --> 00:18:01,846
Yeah, would you excuse me for just a minute?
422
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,181
Um...
423
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:06,250
Okay. I'm gonna go make a phone call.
424
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:11,055
Now, uh, do you know how long they're gonna be?
425
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:14,058
'Cause we actually have a long drive home.
426
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:15,727
We have a long drive home.
427
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,997
He's been single for quite some time.
Should be quick.
428
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,598
[MICHAEL LAUGHS]
429
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,166
Be quick...
430
00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:23,350
[PAM KNOCKING]
431
00:18:23,434 --> 00:18:25,470
Head's up. Mother incoming.
432
00:18:25,603 --> 00:18:27,405
GAVIN: Don't come in here.
433
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:28,606
Hi, Stacey.
434
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,074
Uh, hiya!
435
00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:33,244
Okay, everybody said hi, so get out.
436
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,881
FYI, Stacey's family is waiting in our apartment,
437
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:40,718
so if you think this is awkward,
you should see it up there.
438
00:18:40,852 --> 00:18:43,454
So towel off and get moving.
439
00:18:43,588 --> 00:18:45,757
Okay. Thank you.
440
00:18:45,890 --> 00:18:47,258
[SIGHS]
441
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:49,427
It was just under the wire.
442
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:50,628
Buzzer beater.
443
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:51,963
[CHUCKLES]
444
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,232
[???]
445
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,705
[???]
446
00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:03,274
[MOANING]
447
00:19:04,675 --> 00:19:05,843
Oh!
448
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:07,211
[SIGHS]
449
00:19:08,246 --> 00:19:09,514
I'm having a sugar rush.
450
00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:11,387
Who wants to see how high I can jump?
451
00:19:11,516 --> 00:19:13,051
Nobody. I do.
452
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:14,419
GAVIN: Hi. Hi, everybody.
453
00:19:14,552 --> 00:19:16,621
Sorry, we were just watching a movie.
454
00:19:16,754 --> 00:19:19,757
Oh, well, I hope you got to finish.
455
00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:22,193
[PAM & MICHAEL LAUGH]
456
00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:25,129
Ooh, alcohol. I'll take a sip.
457
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:26,998
Hey, have a brownie.
458
00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:30,935
No thanks. I think I'm
gonna save room for brunch.
459
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:34,906
Really? That's great.
460
00:19:35,039 --> 00:19:37,141
[???]
461
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:38,943
Is that a skirt?
462
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,345
Yes, it is.
463
00:19:41,479 --> 00:19:44,315
Okay, well, it's time to go.
464
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:48,753
Yes, we have to beat that
pre-dawn Amish butter run.
465
00:19:48,886 --> 00:19:52,023
GWEN: Nessa, your back is covered in mud.
466
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,125
I know. I slipped.
467
00:19:54,258 --> 00:19:57,195
All right, Stace? Yeah. All right.
468
00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:59,263
Here, I'll put this-
469
00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,265
Let me. All right. Let's see.
470
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:04,402
Hm. Your girl's happy, Gwen.
471
00:20:04,535 --> 00:20:06,838
GWEN: Yeah.
472
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:11,309
Well, maybe he's that one
in a billion beautiful mistake.
473
00:20:11,442 --> 00:20:13,578
We'll see. [CHUCKLES]
474
00:20:13,711 --> 00:20:15,313
[YAWNS]
475
00:20:19,283 --> 00:20:20,418
What?
476
00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:23,855
I slipped.
477
00:20:23,988 --> 00:20:25,656
[???]
478
00:20:25,706 --> 00:20:30,256
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